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Anonymous No.719905601 >>719905910 >>719907291 >>719907479 >>719907487 >>719907848 >>719908678 >>719908853 >>719909965 >>719910169 >>719910635 >>719911163 >>719912261 >>719912767 >>719913183 >>719913562 >>719913860 >>719914635 >>719919012
Sonic
How has this franchise lasted so long despite having ZERO good games?
>inb4 "B-but-ACK!"
No. I am begging Sonic fans to play a real video game for once in your lives.
Anonymous No.719905909 >>719906623 >>719913035
Does anyone else have ant-Sonic fatigue?
Anonymous No.719905910
>>719905601 (OP)
Silly anon, there's no such thing as good games. It's all slop.
Anonymous No.719906623 >>719911267
>>719905909
Sonic is shit, and I'm sick of shills trying to pretend otherwise.
Anonymous No.719907291 >>719923976 >>719930531
>>719905601 (OP)
Because Sonic was good when it started. Something has to be good to become popular in the first place.
Anonymous No.719907389 >>719910685
Sonic as a character is what carries the franchise. His design and personality are what's allowed him to persist.
Anonymous No.719907479
>>719905601 (OP)
what do you consider to be a real video game then, op?
Anonymous No.719907487 >>719908405
>>719905601 (OP)
which girl's shit is Sonic eating?
Anonymous No.719907848 >>719910425
>>719905601 (OP)
Sonic has like 6 good games. Thats not very good for a 40 year old franchise with tons of spin offs, but still.
Anonymous No.719907978 >>719910425 >>719930334
>every time I get on the Internet I find myself having to be defensive about what I enjoy

I'm so weary.
Anonymous No.719908405
>>719907487
Just look at that ponytail.
Now we're talkin!
Anonymous No.719908678 >>719908723 >>719909128 >>719913139
>>719905601 (OP)
The zoomer Sonic fans that like it now think Sonic 06 was a masterpiece
Anonymous No.719908723
>>719908678
So are they ruining it for someone like me who actually tries to maintain standards in his relationship with the series?
Anonymous No.719908853 >>719908987
>>719905601 (OP)
How has this franchise lasted so long in your head despite paying ZERO rent?
>inb4 "B-but-ACK!"
No. I am begging you to take your meds for once in your life.
Anonymous No.719908987
>>719908853
>I am begging you to take your meds for once in your life.

Or their life. That is also a viable endgame for the OP.
Anonymous No.719909112
Is this actually a falseflag thread trying to get people to post here to talk up the series?
Anonymous No.719909128 >>719909260
>>719908678
No, everyone still hates 06. There's a reason it damaged the franchise's reputation in a way that took years to recover from.

The only thing to similarly damage the franchise was Boom.
Anonymous No.719909260
>>719909128
Forces should have.

Even I say that, as someone who would probably be called a "Frontiers apologist".
Anonymous No.719909662 >>719910385
Sonic is a "love it or hate it" franchise. There is no middle ground. Everyone is passionate about it whether that passion stems from love or hatred.
Anonymous No.719909965
>>719905601 (OP)
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/718005570
Anonymous No.719910160 >>719910476 >>719910618
Shitposters never talk about Shadow Generations since it's perfect.
Anonymous No.719910169
>>719905601 (OP)
name one real video game
Anonymous No.719910301 >>719910618
>How has this franchise lasted so long despite having ZERO good games?
Why does anyone say this, knowing Sonic the Hedgehog 3 exists?
Anonymous No.719910385 >>719927153
>>719909662
I'm pretty middle of the road on it I think. The latest game I played was Mania, and Crossworlds only looks appealing because I played the Sonic & Sega All-Stars games.
Anonymous No.719910425 >>719910492
>>719907848
>6
0.

>>719907978
Maybe you should try liking something that isn't inherently trash.
Anonymous No.719910476 >>719910569
>>719910160
it does have a butchered version of a 15 year old game attached to it though, but yes the shadow part is infallible
Anonymous No.719910492 >>719910794
>>719910425
YOU get to decide for me?
Anonymous No.719910569
>>719910476
Sega was nice enough to leave up the original game as long as you buy a bunch of other Sonic games with it.

Seeing as Sonic Generations 2024 hasn't been made compatible with HMM this is pretty essential.
Anonymous No.719910618 >>719911138
>>719910160
Shadow Generations is trash. The fuck are you talking about?
>"B-but Shadow turns into a squid! It's a le ebin meme!"
Fuck off.

>>719910301
Sonic 3 is also garbage. Again, PLEASE play a real video game.
Anonymous No.719910635
>>719905601 (OP)
>play a real video game
What's a real video game?
Anonymous No.719910685 >>719911401
>>719907389
This, there is something about these specific anthro characters thats endearing, not even furry
Anonymous No.719910794 >>719911049
>>719910492
Objective fact decides that. Sonic Team has NEVER made a good game, ever. They've resorted to ripping off Mario Kart, and they somehow manage to even fuck that up. Sonic games being shit can be classified as a physical law at this point.
Anonymous No.719911049 >>719911185
>>719910794
The fact that Sonic has lasted for decades is indicative of the franchise's quality
Anonymous No.719911138 >>719911579
>>719910618
>Sonic 3 is also garbage,
Elaborate.
Anonymous No.719911163 >>719911579 >>719911580
>>719905601 (OP)
These were pretty good.
Anonymous No.719911185
>>719911049
Marketability, maybe.
Anonymous No.719911267
>>719906623
It isn't shills, sonic fanbase is mentally ill and truly believes sonic was good at some point.
Anonymous No.719911401
>>719910685
>there is something about these specific anthro characters thats endearing,
No there isn't. Fucking zoomers refuse to watch classic cartoons.

>not even furry
Bruh.
Anonymous No.719911579 >>719911687 >>719912106 >>719913134
>>719911163
>shitty time travel mechanic
>shitty fangame that got stolen
>janky piece of shit that introduced 2000s emo garbage
No.

>>719911138
It's not fucking fun. The entire concept of a fast platformer is asinine because it forces level design to be focused on moving forward really fast instead of, y'know, jumping on platforms.
Anonymous No.719911580
>>719911163
Agreed
Anonymous No.719911609
The Sonic franchise may be shit but it is unfortunately home to the best platformer ever made
Anonymous No.719911687 >>719911898
>>719911579
>It's not fucking fun. The entire concept of a fast platformer is asinine because it forces level design to be focused on moving forward really fast instead of, y'know, jumping on platforms.
You have never played these games.
Anonymous No.719911742 >>719911852
my first sonic game was sonic colours
never again...
Anonymous No.719911771
>Everything in "X" Series sucks
>"what about this game?"
>LOL NOT THAT ONE.
This joke got old in 2009, OP.
Anonymous No.719911843 >>719911961
Yes yes dead franchise yadda yadda
Posting Sage
Anonymous No.719911852 >>719912067
>>719911742
That was mine too. I thought it was just pretty mid. Beautiful game though. I don't know how a WII has those graphics.
Anonymous No.719911898 >>719912280
>>719911687
Yes I have, far too many of them. No amount of "NUH UH" will change the fact that going fast is anathema to platforming. It's a simple fact, and your nostalgia will not change that either.
Anonymous No.719911961 >>719912217
>>719911843
you mean posting a cuck who had his daughter become trans, appropiate picture for a sonic fag
Anonymous No.719912067 >>719912463
>>719911852
i was a brainlet as a kid and could never get into 3d platformers, it just felt too fast but also unresponsive, i really hated the running bits

it also didnt help that the only other sonic game i ever played was that medieval sword fighting one where he fucked that realistic girl
it was also a free library game for rent so it all just felt like cheep shit that no one wanted

i feel like after having nothing of value for like 20 years you have to be autistic to like sonic
Anonymous No.719912106 >>719912242
>>719911579
Get good.
Anonymous No.719912176 >>719912382
>watching this guy fight so hard to hate Sonic

Bro, you can think Sonic is shit until the cows come home, why does it matter?
Anonymous No.719912192 >>719912382
>OP is not only a hater but also factually deranged
Makes sense. Continue unironically saying "nuh uh" to people presenting you with games to play as opposed to crying about kids games in forum posts.
Anonymous No.719912217 >>719912495
>>719911961
wait what happend to eminem
Anonymous No.719912242
>>719912106
Play a game that's actually fun.
Anonymous No.719912261
>>719905601 (OP)
>bait op
yawn
Anonymous No.719912280 >>719912612
>>719911898
Ok so let's ignore the fact that traditionally the most popular speedrunning games are platformers, and also that 2D Mario games actually have faster movement than Sonic who is a fairly slow character until you can wind him up to top speed.
The Sonic games still have a plethora of platforming challenges in every single level.
Anonymous No.719912382
>>719912176
It's Sonic. Hating on it isn't hard, because there's nothing to love.

>>719912192
>"Sonic is for kids, so it's okay for them to be trash!"
People like you are why companies get away with producing so much slop.
Anonymous No.719912463
>>719912067
you should play this one bro trust me dawg it's peak
also it's the better half of 3
Anonymous No.719912495 >>719912664 >>719912671
>>719912217
https://telegrafi.com/en/Eminem%27s-19-year-old-daughter-declares-that-she-has-switched-to-the-neuter-gender/
Anonymous No.719912612 >>719913116
>>719912280
>speedrunners
Speedrunners are literally subhuman retards. Nobody cares if you're good at skipping the majority of a game's content.

>2D Mario games actually have faster movement than Sonic who is a fairly slow character until you can wind him up to top speed.
Pointing out that Mario has normal movement that's actually fun to engage with is not helping your case.

>The Sonic games still have a plethora of platforming challenges in every single level.
Yeah, and they're all clunky bullshit because they're designed around a character with bad movement, bad physics, and bad controls.
Anonymous No.719912664 >>719913036
>>719912495
>https://telegrafi.com/en/Eminem%27s-19-year-old-daughter-declares-that-she-has-switched-to-the-neuter-gender/
man wtf she looked kinda hot to
it didnt say anything about her doing surgery or hormone therapy so its probably just a bisexual i want attention thing
Anonymous No.719912667 >>719912749 >>719912850
Why does this blue rat make him seethe so much?
Anonymous No.719912671
>>719912495
why are all these celebrity's kids trans?
Anonymous No.719912749
>>719912667
I mean I can tell why. What I wonder is why he's letting it happen.
Anonymous No.719912767 >>719912967
>>719905601 (OP)
Please list these "real video games" and if any of them are clearly inspired by Sonic Heroes then your point is void and you admit to being a massive faggot.
Anonymous No.719912850 >>719913186 >>719913308
>>719912667
I wouldn't care if the """people""" who gaslight themselves into liking this shit weren't a bunch of annoying pedophiles.
Anonymous No.719912921 >>719913014 >>719913078
>ZERO good games
WRONG
Anonymous No.719912967 >>719913897
>>719912767
>inspired by Sonic Heroes, possibly the only game in the franchise worse than 06
I must admit, I am now very curious. In what fucking world...
Anonymous No.719913014
>>719912921
>Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog
Anonymous No.719913035
>>719905909
People are seething because sonic is seen in a good light and is doing decent right now. They can't bash him like they could a few years ago
Anonymous No.719913036
>>719912664
copium, eminem's life line ends with xir.
Anonymous No.719913078
>>719912921
>shitty fanfic visual novel that was made a joke
Anon. Come on now.
Anonymous No.719913109
AUGUST 12, 2036 HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 12, 2036 HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE AUGUST 12, 2036 HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
Anonymous No.719913116 >>719913234
>>719912612
So at first you complained cause Sonic was too fast.
Now you're complaining cause it's not as fast as Mario?
Anonymous No.719913134 >>719913371
>>719911579
>The entire concept of a fast platformer
You simply have not played the games, who told you before Sonic X (2003) that Sonic was all 'Gotta Go Fast!"
Anonymous No.719913139
>>719908678
I won't say I haven't seen this but not everything from 06 was necessarily bad, just undercooked. I think it would have been a good SA3 if they actually finished it
Anonymous No.719913183
>>719905601 (OP)
Sonic Forces ? anon ?
Anonymous No.719913186 >>719913472
>>719912850
>pedophiles.
whats one fucking example
Anonymous No.719913234 >>719913413
>>719913116
You yourself outlined the problem. For all Sonic is supposed to be fast, he takes ages to accelerate like he's a fucking car. Either the fucker is fast or he's not. The games can't even stick to the base concept.
Anonymous No.719913308 >>719913472 >>719913527
>>719912850
I couldn't Imagine caring this much about what other people like.
Anonymous No.719913371 >>719913570
>>719913134
>You simply have not played the games,
Yes, I have. Again, saying "NUH UH" isn't going to change the facts.

>who told you before Sonic X (2003) that Sonic was all 'Gotta Go Fast!"
Sega did. "Blast Processing", "Fastest Thing Alive", "Blue Blur". The franchise markets itsel on Gotta Go Fast.
Anonymous No.719913413 >>719913547
>>719913234
So you got mad the games were fast.
Then once someone pointed out they weren't now you're pivoting to "but they SHOULD be fast!"
Can you stick to a single narrative please? You sound like a schizo.
Anonymous No.719913472 >>719913556 >>719913708
>>719913186
Literally every Tails fan. Or are we seriously going to pretend like they haven't been spamming their pedo shit for years?

>>719913308
Maybe you should stop shoving the garbage you like in my face all the time. Maybe people wouldn't hate Sonic fans so much if you would shut the fuck up and stop being subhuman freaks.
Anonymous No.719913527 >>719913708
>>719913308
Something something clogging up my hobby with annoying manchildren.
Anonymous No.719913547
>>719913413
The games are the schizos here. Again, the rat is either fast or he's not, fucking pick one.
Anonymous No.719913556 >>719913703 >>719913735
>>719913472
If you hate Sonic then why are you following the threads about the characters extensively? Make it make sense.
Anonymous No.719913562
>>719905601 (OP)
The power of shills.
Anonymous No.719913570 >>719913703
>>719913371
No, you're actually dumb, the franchise in the 90's marketed his attitude, more than his speed, that was just a simple feat. The fact that you don't know this tells that you haven't played the games. In the 90s, Sonic games were all about platforming first, speed after you understand how the game works.
Anonymous No.719913649 >>719913876 >>719924645 >>719926113
So there's one thing that always bothered me about people complaining Sonic games aren't about going fast all the time.
Obviously the character Sonic is fast, but why should that translate to a fast game?
Mario being a plumber doesn't mean his games are about fixing clogged toilets, but you never see anyone complaining about that.
Anonymous No.719913703 >>719913910 >>719913953
>>719913556
It's simply unavoidable. You "people" will not stop shoving this garbage in my face at all times.

>>719913570
Your desperation to invalidate any criticism by claiming that anyone who doesn't like the games hasn't played them is boring on cult behavior.
Anonymous No.719913708 >>719913876
>>719913472
You are literally here in a Sonic thread. Just leave if you don't want to see Sonic, you schizo.
>>719913527
>annoying manchildren
That could be used to describe so many vidya fanbases.
Anonymous No.719913735 >>719913953
>>719913556
Bro, that guy literally made the damn thread
Anonymous No.719913860
>>719905601 (OP)
ENTER
Anonymous No.719913876 >>719914024
>>719913649
Why is he fast if the games aren't supposed to be fast? Video game characters have abilities that tie into gameplay.

>>719913708
>Just leave if you don't want to see Sonic
There's like a dozen Sonic threads up right now. I can't not see this shitty rat. He and his deranged worshipers refuse to fuck off.
Anonymous No.719913897 >>719914050
>>719912967
Think about any big AAA Third person game from the PS3 on, especially western ones, especially the one's that claim they were heavily inspired by RE4. What do they all have?
The homing attack for melee combat, non-stop chatter during gameplay, hand holding to an insane degree. RE4 had none of those. You know what did? Sonic Heroes.
And it's only gotten worse as time's gone on. Yellow paint is just trails of rings showing you where to go but at least the rings had a purpose, being told every single solution to progress forwards has gotten even more in your face.
These supposed "M-rated" games are so dumbed down a child could beat them because their point of inspiration was a game for children. Even the newest Doom game gave Doomguy Sonic's homing attack. How is Sonic Heroes not the biggest influence in modern gaming?
Anonymous No.719913910 >>719914050
>>719913703
They were invalidated because you can't refute them. Next?
Anonymous No.719913953 >>719914030 >>719914178
>>719913703
Are these "people" in the room with us right now?
>>719913735
In looking for a retort to your post I just remembered that the routine Tails fag posters are on /sthg/. That would mean this guy has to go all the way to /vg/ and find the thread to catch that behavior.
Anonymous No.719913975
I like Sonic but the people in charge of making Sonic games don't know how to make good games. They're simply incapable of making games. It's not an insult; they literally do not have the faculty to make good games.
You can have fun with some of them, like Generations or Mania, but basically every Sonic game -- even the spin-offs -- made in the last 20 years is bad. I wish it weren't the case, but it be do.
Anonymous No.719914024 >>719914178
>>719913876
I can only count 4 and a half.
Anonymous No.719914030
>>719913953
I thought this was krystal from the thumbnail
Anonymous No.719914049
>Seeing this blue rat ACTUALLY sends him into a fit of rage
Oh no no no
Anonymous No.719914050 >>719914303 >>719916386
>>719913897
... Sonic fans really are delusional retards. Holy shit.

>>719913910
I have played the games, and they are not fun. That is a fact. Deal with it.
Anonymous No.719914178 >>719919279
>>719913953
>Are these "people" in the room with us right now?
Yes, you and the other shills in this thread.

>>719914024
That's 4 and a half too many.
Anonymous No.719914269
>File Deleted
Anonymous No.719914303 >>719914417
>>719914050
So explain, why did third person games especially western one's from the PS3 gen onwards all have homing properties on the melee? In the PS2 era that wasn't a thing, it was like every other game, your position and rotation determined if you landed a hit or not. Then we enter the PS3 era and BOOM that's gone out the window and every generic human can do Sonic's homing attack.
>b-but it was because it made things more cinematic
I never said they couldn't have a reason for doing it, the fact is they copied a technique solely used by and created for a talking blue hedgehog.
Anonymous No.719914417 >>719914679
>>719914303
Sonic the Hedgehog did not invent the concept of third person, you actual psycho.
Anonymous No.719914517
What is a real video game?
Anonymous No.719914618 >>719914759 >>719916307
Despite everything, I wish the best for the IP, been a fan ever since 3&K and playing SA1 at my cousin's house.
Anonymous No.719914635
>>719905601 (OP)
>File deleted
Why? It was just an edited spongebob meme.
Anonymous No.719914679 >>719914890
>>719914417
I knew Sonic haters were dumb but I didn't think you were illiterate. THE HOMING ATTACK is Sonic's move. Every PS3-era third person game started to implement their characters having THE HOMING ATTACK.
Can you read or is your rage blinding you because I told you a bunch of your favorite games are inspired by the talking blue rat you hate so much?
Anonymous No.719914759 >>719914907
>>719914618
Oh god, she took their souls!
Anonymous No.719914769
Are we going to get an anti-Sonic nu-Lee before GTA6?
Anonymous No.719914890 >>719915268
>>719914679
>Every PS3-era third person game started to implement their characters having THE HOMING ATTACK.
What the actual fuck are you talking about? I literally cannot think of a single example of this. Sonic tards keep making up new ways to be stupid.
Anonymous No.719914907
>almost two years have passed
>still locked to Apple Arcade
Dammit
>>719914759
Dreams anon, and she won't do anything too crazy with them.
Anonymous No.719915268 >>719915543
>>719914890
>I literally cannot think of a single example of this
Well yeah, AAA gamers aren't known for being very analytical. You probably thought nothing of it because your dumb ass was going "WOW THIS IS SO CINEMATIC AND KINO AND I DON'T NEED TO TRY MUCH"
Sorry you're a brainlet that loves AAA. I dropped that shit once I realized they were all ripping off Heroes and not even the good parts like the level themes or music. Sorry you had to find out this way but the AAAslop you love only exists due to Sonic.
Or what, are you telling me you never once asked why your character was sliding around like he was on ice skates when you used a melee attack?
Anonymous No.719915543
>>719915268
>this retard making up outright lies expects me to read its rambling bullshit
Nah. Sonic fans are actually insane. Thanks for demonstrating that. Kinda answers my initial question. This franchise has lasted so long because retarded "people" keep giving Sega money for sub-par products.
OP is a faggot No.719915813
OP is right. It's over...
Anonymous No.719916307
>>719914618
This sheep mogs lanolin
Anonymous No.719916386 >>719916761
>>719914050
>and they are not fun.
That's fine, that's your opinion.
>That is a fact.
Retard. You can't even provide facts into your statement, it's all opinions coming from you.
Anonymous No.719916761 >>719916889
>>719916386
Sonic games not being fun is not opinion, it is fact. Again, play some real games for once.
Anonymous No.719916889 >>719917356 >>719917465
>>719916761
>Sonic games not being fun is not opinion
Clearly it is if it's outselling your favorite franchise. Next?
Anonymous No.719917356 >>719918110
>>719916889
>equating sales with quality
>using sales as a means to be a smug cunt
Oh here we go. Sonic fans yet again, failing to not be pieces of shit.
Anonymous No.719917465 >>719917858
>>719916889
He STILL hasn't listed any games he considers better. He's just a bitch who talks a whole lot of shit. Understandable really since shit is his favorite food.
Anonymous No.719917858 >>719918119 >>719918185
>>719917465
Literally any game is better than Sonic. Specific comparisons are pointless. Besides, you are transparently, desperately trying to deflect, and I am not going to let you do that. Either stick to the actual topic, or concede that you like trash.

>tamers reaction image
Or just straight up admit that you like trash, that works too.
Anonymous No.719918110 >>719918381
>>719917356
At least I'm bringing ammunition, like >719917465 says, you only talk shit. Give one (1) game that you believe is better than the best Sonic game.
Anonymous No.719918119 >>719918381
>>719917858
Bro, are you mad that Sonic can't jump out of the screen and molest you or something? How do you know this much about the fanbase and you still get upset over "HIS" franchise?
Anonymous No.719918120 >>719918379
wtf was the op picture that mods had to delete it? I thought it have have been sonic lewd art but OP clearly isn't fan of sonic, so I don't know
Anonymous No.719918134
yeah so anyway how'd you guys like the CrossWorld beta?
Anonymous No.719918185
>>719917858
>Now resorts to reddit spacing
You poor, poor faggot with awful taste in video games. I'm sorry you had to learn your favorite games of all time are inspired by Sonic. You'll just have to learn to live with it.
Anonymous No.719918189
All hail Shadow...
Anonymous No.719918379
>>719918120
It was just the spongebob slop meme.
Anonymous No.719918381 >>719918843 >>719918881 >>719918979
>>719918119
I'm mad that people won't stop spamming this godawful IP all the time. I hate Sonic and don't want to see this stupid cunty rat anymore. Sonic Team is physically incapable of making good games, and it frustrates me that nobody wants to acknowledge it. Just fuck off already.

>>719918110
Your ammunition is a series of games that barely function. And again, I will not be giving examples, because you are trying to deflect, and I WILL NOT let you do that. Sonic is shit, and that is the conversation, period.
Anonymous No.719918573 >>719918742
>Talking shit about Tamers
TROO. FAR.
Anonymous No.719918742
>>719918573
It's a stupid shitpost webcomic with objectively ugly "art". Sonic fans really have no standards whatsoever.
Anonymous No.719918829
Sonic had a good game, Love Potion Disaster, but it got abandoned.
Anonymous No.719918843 >>719918954 >>719919226
>>719918381
Imagine how funny it'd be if it turned out this guy hasn't played any of the games
Anonymous No.719918881
>>719918381
You sound more autistic than Chris-chan
Anonymous No.719918954 >>719919528
>>719918843
I'm putting a bet on he tried one and got filtered because he tried to "hold right to win" and got curb-stomped by actual platforming.
Anonymous No.719918979 >>719919226
>>719918381
>I will not be giving examples
So you concede? I accept.
Anonymous No.719919012 >>719919349 >>719919852
>>719905601 (OP)
Sonic has had more good games than bad games.
The only games I'd say are objectively not good are like, some of the wacky 90s spinoff shit, 06, Boom, Free Riders.

They're not all masterpieces, plenty of faults to be had but more often than not Sonic games do hit the quality bar of "good"
Anonymous No.719919226 >>719919534 >>719919794
>>719918843
Motherfucker, I WISH I hadn't played any Sonic games. I would be a much happier person if I had just chosen to play something else.

>>719918979
You are outright admitting that you can't discuss something without having an out to deflect. You NEED to be able to go "But that's shit too!". Pathetic.
Anonymous No.719919279 >>719919507
>>719914178
>So mad that one of the most popular video game franchises of all time is being discussed on the video game board multiple times daily that you make an entire thread seething about it
https://youtu.be/2zhPhow2EGE
Anonymous No.719919349 >>719919780 >>719919985
>>719919012
>Sonic has had more good games than bad games.
That is objectively not true. Literally every single one of them has bad controls, bad physics, and bad level design.

>"T-they're not all masterpieces..."
The fucking cope of you people.
Anonymous No.719919484 >>719919839
That's cool and all but post cute amy pictures
Anonymous No.719919507 >>719919681 >>719919712
>>719919279
Literally yes, actually. Sonic NEVER deserved to be popular. It's the video game equivalent of an industry plant. Its popularity is purely manufactured. The fact that you are responding with a meme is clear evidence of that. Sonic is popular because it has stupid shit that people latch on to because of nostalgia and meme cred.
Anonymous No.719919528
>>719918954
"Sonic is supposed to be fast. Why am I not fast?!?!?!"
Anonymous No.719919534 >>719919839
>>719919226
>You are outright admitting that you can't discuss something without having an out to deflect.
But enough about you...
Anonymous No.719919652
>spending your Friday night arguing tooth and nail about a game series you don't like
God you're so embarrassing
Get a life
Anonymous No.719919681
>>719919507
After 3 straight hours of doing this you're just throwing random words around now. As much as I've been replying because you amuse me, this is starting to get concerning now. Please find a hobby.
Anonymous No.719919712
>>719919507
>Literally yes, actually. Sonic NEVER deserved to be popular. It's the video game equivalent of an industry plant. Its popularity is purely manufactured. The fact that you are responding with a meme is clear evidence of that. Sonic is popular because it has stupid shit that people latch on to because of nostalgia and meme cred.
Anonymous No.719919780 >>719920129
>>719919349
Its coping to say Sonic games are not all masterpieces and have faults?

are you saying they ARE masterpieces and have no faults?
Anonymous No.719919794 >>719920129
>>719919226
>You are outright admitting that you can't discuss something without having an out to deflect
No, we're asking you for proof to any of your claims. Part of that would be to see what you consider a good game and in doing so would tell us if you're likely to have a skill issue or not. Considering the way you talk and how you can't argue properly logic dictates you play generic AAA western slop as that is the kind of person that doesn't know how to be introspective, detailed nor capable of arguing properly.
Case in point
>I am begging Sonic fans to play a real video game for once in your lives
You are clearly trying to argue that Sonic isn't a "real video game" but then you refuse to give examples that, to you, constitute a real video game. You know that if you were to list your generic M-rated AAA slop you'd be called out on it and even exposed since if it's anything from the last decade it's got more automation and hand-holding than the worst Sonic games and you'd be called out on it.
You refuse to give examples because you can't defend those examples if they were taken under scrutiny.
Anonymous No.719919839 >>719919980 >>719920008
>>719919484
The fact this franchise is plagued with shit characters doesn't help. How the hell anyone likes any of these people is beyond me. And that especially goes for the titular rat himself. Text book mary sue.

>>719919534
You're the one who keeps insisting on specific examples that we both know you will try to steer the conversation towards. You ain't slick. Give up and talk about how Sonic is trash.
Anonymous No.719919852
>>719919012
>Sonic has had more good games than bad games.

Hell no. Maybe not outright bad but mediocre games are what outnumber the good ones easily, with even the most recent mainline game that ""saved"" the series being a Unity testmap game with entire reused levels for half the content. The series is a notorious low-bar for game quality and saved only by it's addicting character design and merch, just like Pokemon but smaller-scale. Being exclusively a Sanicfag is suffering if you aren't CWC levels of autistic.
Anonymous No.719919967 >>719920118 >>719920452 >>719920895
I think I did pretty well
https://files.catbox.moe/n0myym.mp4
Anonymous No.719919980
>>719919839
That's cool but that isn't what I asked
Anonymous No.719919985 >>719920386
>>719919349
>bad controls
they're actually some of the most responsive games I've played. In fact most complaints about the controls are that they're TOO responsive and retards that want to casually move to the left input a hard left instead of tilting the stick a little from straight forwards.
>bad physics
the old games? Fuck no. some of the newer ones? yeah some of them are bad.
>level design
Now THIS is just an admission you got filtered.
Anonymous No.719920008 >>719920452
>>719919839
>we both know you will try to steer the conversation towards.
Not at all, But I can tell you're dancing around the subject because you don't want to get btfo'd. I'll wait for you to provide an example or I will accept your concession. Pick.
Anonymous No.719920118 >>719920274 >>719920452
>>719919967
P-06 Silver is so based. Clip is better than whatever seethe and faggotry OP is spitting right now.
Anonymous No.719920129 >>719920287 >>719920765
>>719919780
>Its coping to say Sonic games are not all masterpieces and have faults?
It is in this case, yes. They're not merely flawed, they're outright terrible.

>>719919794
>No, we're asking you for proof to any of your claims.
We both know that's a lie. It's a classic strategy, changing the topic. I'm not letting you change the topic.

>You are clearly trying to argue that Sonic isn't a "real video game"
It's not, because real video games actually work. Sonic games are barely functional at the best of times. Here I will give a specific example; Colors. Buggy piece of shit.
Anonymous No.719920274 >>719920617
>>719920118
I still hate that Silver is possible forever going to be Potential Man TM, because Sega hasn't done jackshit with him outside of spinoffs.
Anonymous No.719920287 >>719920617
>>719920129
>Colors. Buggy piece of shit.
You mean the shitty remaster?
Anonymous No.719920386 >>719920701
>>719919985
>they're actually some of the most responsive games I've played.
>mfw
... Not to be a broken record, but PLEASE play a real video game. Oh my god.

>the old games? Fuck no. some of the newer ones? yeah some of them are bad.
The old games also have bad physics.

>Now THIS is just an admission you got filtered.
Even the older games feel automated, and the alternate paths do nothing to alleviate that feeling. The player has no agency in these games.
Anonymous No.719920452 >>719920565
>>719920008
>outright admits on wanting to dunk on other games

>>719919967
>>719920118
Oh good, and now the Silver shills are here. Speaking of shit characters.
Anonymous No.719920565 >>719920617
>>719920452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XJxBnfgm38
Anonymous No.719920617
>>719920287
The original release was a buggy piece of shit too. It also ha the wisps, which is another reason it belongs in the trash.

>>719920274
>>719920565
Bootleg Trunks having "potential" is some hard cope. No he fucking doesn't.
Anonymous No.719920649 >>719920903
Not sure why people are engaging OP. He:

>Hates the physics
>Hates the speed
>Hates the platforming
>Hates the characters
>Hates the fanbase
>Hates the company that makes it

You arent going to "convince" a person that hates the IP on so many levels of anything positive, we arent even sure he wanted to discuss, it's more like a blogpost about how much he hates Sonic.
Anonymous No.719920701 >>719920805 >>719920903 >>719921047
>>719920386
>OP is a Zeldafag who thinks he has authority over others tastes in video games
I shouldn’t even be surprised
Anonymous No.719920765 >>719921057
>>719920129
>Colors
>buggy
What? Colors was boring with it's obsession with trying to be more Mario esque and had far too many 2D sections. It wasn't buggy at all. The remaster made by some retarded burgers on the other hand, that was an abomination.
BUT you did slip up just now and admitted to something that gives us information about you.
You're new to gaming and likely started around covid. You don't play complicated games and only play games in the newest state possible instead of their best state if said state is older. Your values indicate you'd be someone that thinks a game is only good if the graphics are hyper realistic which would then place you and all your seething over the fact that Sonic is more well known than the games you love that are likely journobait made to get awards. Something so forgettable, these games you love are forgotten about after a couple posts about "muh GOTY" that no one really cares about while Sonic fans continue talking about Sonic without end.
This would also place you as someone that predominantly plays third person, modern, m-rated games, as has been proven over your lack of literacy skills and lack of ability to debate.
>tl;dr - Your a fuck covidfag that has dogshit taste in games and all you can do is cope and seethe that a talking blue rat will outlive your favorite franchises even though those games are "Mature" minus the gameplay being so dumbed down Dora the Explorer is more intellectually stimulating
Remember Anons, even a little slip like this can expose someone.
Anonymous No.719920805
>>719920701
Never forget
Anonymous No.719920895
>>719919967
That was clean. Nice job Anon.
Anonymous No.719920903 >>719921058 >>719921163
>>719920649
>we arent even sure he wanted to discuss
I literally said what I wanted to discuss. How has this franchise managed to survive having no god games?

>>719920701
>immediately latching on to a generic raction image in a desperate bid to change the topic
See? I straight up said that's what you were trying to do, and you couldn't even resist doing it after being directly called out. Sonic fans truly are pathetic.
Anonymous No.719921047 >>719921203
>>719920701
Nah, he can't be a Zeldafag. He's too stupid to be one. Maybe he likes fanfics but he definitely isn't smart enough to play the games. Also he seethed hard over the implication AAA WESTERN games were inspired by Sonic. I'd pin him as some newfag that only plays AAA who's mad that people don't talk about them after their time in the spotlight fades while Sonic fans can keep threads going for as long as we want.
Anonymous No.719921057
>>719920765
All of that weird conspiracy theory nonsense is wrong, but keep failing to beat the autism allegations, I guess. The game was sure as hell buggy when I played it.
Anonymous No.719921058 >>719921203
>>719920903
Because people like the games, the fact you don’t like them doesn’t change the fact that so many people do. Simple as.
/thread
Anonymous No.719921163 >>719921348
>>719920903
>I literally said what I wanted to discuss. How has this franchise managed to survive having no god games?

But you dont care what people are replying to you with. "No" "That sucks actually" "Really shoddy work"

Theres no discussion here. People typing paragraphs at you and you replying with "Sorry, nope." isnt a discussion.
Anonymous No.719921203 >>719921469
>>719921058
>Because people like the games,
Why? They're literally all trash. That's an unacceptable lack of standards.

>>719921047
Okay, you keep insisting that ALL of AAA is somehow inspired by Sonic Heroes of all games. Is this a bit, or do you not realize how actually insane that makes you sound?
Anonymous No.719921340
Anonymous No.719921348 >>719921407 >>719921825
>>719921163
The Sonic games are objectively bad though. That's the problem. This isn't a matter of opinion, it's hard fact. And I'm not reading long ass essays of cope. Be succinct if you want people to engage with your arguments.
Anonymous No.719921407 >>719921592
>>719921348
They're good if you aren't bad at them. Not gonna say they're perfect but they're still pretty good
Anonymous No.719921469 >>719921592
>>719921203
>Makes an entire thread that can be summed up as β€œpeople like something I don’t and I cannot accept that”
>Deflects every argument with β€œnuh uh”
Anonymous No.719921592 >>719921795 >>719922054
>>719921407
>posts the actual worst Sonic game
Anon.

>>719921469
Anon, the games are poorly designed and are technically incompetent. They are objectively bad. They don't work, dude. Come on now.
Anonymous No.719921795 >>719922126
>>719921592
Nah that'd be base 06, Forces, or Boom. Heroes has jank and some annoying bs to it but it's still decently fun
Anonymous No.719921825 >>719922126
>>719921348
Alright, since you want to be such a little pussy bitch and not give examples of games you think are good. Explain why WITH CLEAR EXAMPLES Sonic games are bad. This means saying
>The controls are bad
or
>the physics are bad
isn't good enough. Clear, blatant examples of your claims. Surely if you think you're speaking objectively you'd have no problem supplying evidence of your claims. Right?
Anonymous No.719922054
>>719921592
Look OP, if you aren’t baiting and actually want a genuine explanation as to why people enjoy these games, then I recommend to you the β€œSonic Spitball” series of video essays by shoogles and the β€œSonic Was Always Good” series by Pariah695. Adios, I’m done listening to your dumbass posts.
Anonymous No.719922126 >>719922375 >>719922526
>>719921825
>saying why Sonic games are bad isn't good enough
...

>>719921795
Heroes is legit worse than 06, Boom and Forces.
Anonymous No.719922375 >>719922590
>>719922126
>he admits it's all seethe in the end that his favorite games aren't as beloved as Sonic
Sorry Anon, but paying for awards doesn't make something popular, that's why all your favorites don't get constant threads while Sonic does. Maybe one day your favorite games won't be so embarrassingly easy they'll at least be close to earning their M-rating for gameplay instead of gore.
Anonymous No.719922526 >>719922685
>>719922126
>...
This proves this entire thread was (You)/ragebaiting, masterful troll OP.
Anonymous No.719922590
>>719922375
>keeps trying to deflect, even resorting to using the contents of his ass
... When did it become socially acceptable to like Sonic? I miss the days when one would get rightfully shat on for liking these terrible games. Nowadays, there are people who are open about having no standards. They must've been emboldened by the Hollywood slop.
Anonymous No.719922685 >>719922905
>>719922526
I said why Sonic games are bad. Sorry you can't accept a simple explanation. I don't really have it in me to spam walls upon walls of text to get my point across when just a few sentences will do.
Anonymous No.719922905 >>719923215
>>719922685
No I mean you got quite a few of Sonic fans with this one, bravo. I'll probably repost this later and see how far I can get with it in a couple days.
Anonymous No.719923215 >>719923591
>>719922905
Are you seriously insinuating that someone hating Sonic means they must be trolling? Fuck you "people" are stupid.
Anonymous No.719923591
>>719923215
Man, you are good I'm complimenting you.
Anonymous No.719923976
>>719907291
>Something has to he good to become popular in the first place.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.719924645
>>719913649
Mario is deliberately to have no identity so that he can be put in any kind of game

Sonic doesn't have that kind of flexibility as a character
Anonymous No.719926113
>>719913649
mario being a plumber is like amy liking tarrot cards. its filler shit that doesnt mean anything. mario is such a nothing character that he can play any role like a barbie. sonic's traits on the other hand are much more tied to his character.
Anonymous No.719927153 >>719927330
>>719910385
Putting Sonic in a car and making him race in a circuit is a dumb premise and I hate that they keep making games for it. Frontiers came out three fucking years ago, but here's another racing game no one will care about in a few months.
Anonymous No.719927330 >>719927631
>>719927153
Except it's not, we saw with the very first Riders that Sonic will happily compete on equal footing to prove he's the best. He could easily blitz the entire cup on foot if he wanted to but that's not fun. Proving your superior to others when it's all down to skill, that's a real competition.
If anything all complaints about Sonic driving a car from whiners are people that aren't playing Sonic games since he's always loved a fair competition.
Anonymous No.719927631 >>719927729 >>719927732
>>719927330
Nigger, I want to race from point A to point B while smashing through robots to foil Robotnik's evil plans. If I wanted to drive a car, I'd play other games, not Sonic.
Anonymous No.719927729 >>719928451
>>719927631
Thank god those are spinoff games you don’t have to play, like Mario Kart.
Anonymous No.719927732
>>719927631
But Eggman isn't doing any evil; he's also racing in a car.
Anonymous No.719928451
>>719927729
Having to play them isn't my issue with them, potentially drawing development time and resources away from the games I actually want to play only to be discarded a few months later is.
I wouldn't be complaining about them if I had something to look forward to.
Anonymous No.719930334
>>719907978
i mean you don't HAVE to defend sonic's honor. i love the series too and i laugh every time i learn someone somehow got filtered by the first three games.
Anonymous No.719930531
>>719907291
Imagine thinking this unironically.
Anonymous No.719930603
where are the real games op?