Thread 719917457

Its Friday and that means its time to not play any game released after 2013 and hop in TF2!
Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club

>Why the fuck is there so much custom content
Just download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2
https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7z
and then place the content into their respective tf2 folders


>For Sunday Night and we should do moviebattles II again, that was pretty cool


want to get pinged about this server until the heat-death of the universe? click on this link!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van

>>719917457 (OP)
>Am I going to mute people who play annoying, low quality, terrible micspam?
Yes.
>Am I going to switch between micspammers like I switch between radio stations in my car?
Yes.
>Does this mean I will mute and unmute players whenever I decide?
Yes.
>Will I disable voicechat altogether when too many people join and I can no longer mute?
Yes.
>Will I vote F2 on any vote against a player for muting?
Yes.
>Will I vote F1 on all other votes?
Yes.
>Have I been doing this for years?
Yes.
>Will I continue to do so?
Yes.
>Did I make this post to obtain (You)s and start shit in the thread?
Yes.
>Did I make this post to see if it has any effect on how the /v/an will play out tonight?
Maybe.
>Are trans rights human rights?
ohyes

not playing until sniper is class locked

>>719917509
cope

>>719917509
seethe

where the fuck is sven

>>719917596
Never ever. Less than 2 people even wanted that shit. Fuck Sven.

>>719917649
just admit you don't know how to run it

>>719917717
I've run it a dozen times and every time less than 4 people join. Nobody wants that shit.

>week 3 of no sven
but mb is cool

No sven?
Say mcnutt

>>719917789
just admit you don't know how to run it

>>719917457 (OP)
>tf2.madhammer.club
I can't ever seem to connect to this, what am I doing wrong?

>>719917854
I'm not even host.

Is it just me or is the server down?

Gmod tower again pls

>>719917885
thanks for the concession

>>719917915
>>719917871
2/100 on koth_demolition
GET IN!

>>719917457 (OP)
>For Sunday Night and we should do moviebattles II again, that was pretty cool

moviebattles is fun but New Tokyo should have been sunday. maybe even CSS.

No BallisticNG with a Ivy vehicle

So what's up with the gmt server? I never see anyone one it

save mb2 for october and do css it's been too long

>>719918083
Poolar forgot to advertise it to /vm/

>>719918083
Why would anybody play video games outside of the hours of 7:30pm-2:00am Friday-Sunday?

>sven
>neo tokyo
>css
im glad all of these boring ass games were either thugjacked by much better games or thrown into the abyss altogether, LOL.

>>719918202
All these games have been permabanned and will never be played on the /v/an ever again. Next week is FIST FULL OF FRAGS!

>>719918083
I play on it maybe once during the week because of my schedule and the weekend is for tf2/cinema.

But as a heads up the gmt server now has emulation support so if you feel like replaying something retro try it out on the server.

>>719918281
:steamhappy:

>>719918202
>i'm a fat laggy nigger and hate fun

whens lethal company, whens peak

>>719918558
not my problem, you got owned lol

>>719918580
I can't play friendslop games with the /v/an since none of you are my friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK5UqoO_RU4
please make saysound :)

>>719918580
whens overwatch, whens fortnite

>>719918681
make it yourself lil bro

>Sven
>Neo Tokyo
>CSS
I'm glad all these high octane games were either hard filtering the ADHD fagmin team or revealing how little they know how to run a game that doesn't have all the hard work already done for them, wwwwww.

>>719918679
but you are my friend anon!

>>719918958
This bit doesn't work because css is famously a game poncho just threw on when he didn't have anything else ready to go, hope this helps :)

8/100 on cp_wildlife
GET THE FUCK IN

Where the fuck is Doom?

>>719918882
https://voca.ro/1lXlR7QbswRG

>>719918958
This bit is hilarious because CSS is well known for being the most successful Sunday games due to all the curated maps and gamemodes BluePoncho selects because he has the free time to do so, thanks for the help :D

>the most successful sunday games due to all the curated maps
...But enough about L4D2.

>>719919312
If I remember correctly last CSS Sunday the server kept getting DDOSed. Wonder if that has anything to do with it

>>719919447
†his. L4D2 is the ONLY game that requires multiple servers to be spun up to handle the extreme demand.

who am i raping today

>>719919506
L4D2 with 45+ niggas is still fun even with the crashes

everyone on this server is a fag

expect me

>>719919516
uncle badass

>>719919639
and?

>>719919447
>>719919506
!nominate bandicoot

No other game other than sven has horsecock7 btw

wake me up when the gay ass obese mods are gone

whens dustbowl

>>719919880
my favorite!

Tonight.
>>719919880

>>719917457 (OP)
oh damn movie battles sunday huh
i'll have to join that for sure

>>719919880
Its peam

>>For Sunday Night, we should do moviebattles II again, that was pretty cool
finally

>>719920071
NOOOO! NOOOOO!!!

>>719920284
By October there will be no players left.
Good riddance.

our resident warriors are STILL playing l4d versus, give the server a minute and it'll hit 50 players by 11 PM.

>>719920385
I'd much rather play L4D2 than TF2 all night. Fuck TF2. Awful game.

there are like 40 billion free multiplayer games
TF2 is fun but for most people especially now it's like if you've played it for an hour you get it and that's enough

>>719920013

>in china they say

>>719920514
This. I want PAID FUCKING GAMES ONLY on the /v/an.

>>719920643
I HATE TF2

WHEN I SAY BUM WHEN I SAY BUM WHEN I SAY BUM WHEN I SAY BUM

>>719920784
ARE YOU EMPLOYED SIR?

>>719920554
i mean no need to go that far i imagine abunch of niggas here still absolutely broke bitches but like play Metal Gear Online and SRB2Kart and other cobbled together BS like Movie Battles 2
Some of you have played TF2 for at least a few minutes every single day
for
seven
teen
years

>>719920913
Every day? No, but I do look forward to TF2 on the /v/an after a long week of work.

>>719920913
and i will be here playing for another 17 years!

>>719920913
i for one am glad your posts will not be read by anyone important related to hosting the van

>>719920851
I'm the dude

hey guys important mc guy here
after today the /v/an will be no more
thanks, and have fun

>>719921148
where will i meet trannies now?
discord? are you kidding me?
levy here btw

>>719920459
.....on opposite day

>>719921015
same

why cant the /v/an just be tf2party all weekend

Yes I nominate tf2party
Yes I nominate dustbowl and all it's variants
Yes I nominate wacky races
Yes I nominate Warioware
Yes I nominate cp_steel
Yes I nominate cp_niggers

>cringe
>based
>based
>cringe
>based
>based
6/10, could be better

>>719921905
This was also me but they removed my nomination powers

>>719921781
because sometimes a fagmin isn't on the server to make the game fun

>>719921905
based

>>719921989
kwab

why cant the /v/an just be tf2party free

why cant I be happy

>>719922812
cuz you wont real with yaself lil gay nigga

>>719918681
Sure but can it not be loud as fuck that I can't hear the fr*nch faggot uncloak behind me like other saysounds?

>>719922951
enable closed captions, play smarter not harder

when will we get a valve mc nigger bot?

>>719917457 (OP)
>can't connect
okay what am i doing wrong?

>>719923370
use port 27016

>>719923430
NTA, but isn’t that the exact port for the Citra motion input emulation server?

why can't some of the models do the funni dances, it's not fair bros

Whens AvP2

This didn't come out as well, but an armpit is an armpit.

>>719924224
gmansniff

>>719924224
I'm not sure if this is the correct thread but big ups to you regardless

when's CS:Sunday?

Why can't I join the server?

>>719924307
someone wanted an armpit gif last week

>>719924682
See
>>719923430

mikudayo

>>719924462
this

SERVER CRASHED JACK OFF BREAK IS EARLY TONIGHT

>server literally got nuked
It's over...

nigger server

nigger team
nigger world

sven FUCKING sucks

synergy sisters do we have a chance?

>>719924462
there might be CSS on 9/11 like last year

>>719925080
9/11 is for the wtc map on hl2dm

>>719922693
me with a tranny's ass
levy here btw

what did they mean by this

>>719921905
I keep getting kicked for nominating party and ware, which doesn't stop me because they hate me for nominating peak, but I love them enough to nominate it anyway, I know whats best for the downies on the server.

shant ever join the group or the group chat

>>719925649
i farted

>>719925649
green what's your alt

>>719921905
>Yes I nominate tf2party
Yup, thats a yes vote
>Yes I nominate dustbowl and all it's variants
Yup, thats a yes vote
>Yes I nominate wacky races
Yup, thats a yes vote
>Yes I nominate Warioware
Yup, thats a yes vote
>Yes I nominate cp_steel
OH HELL NO JIGSAW!
>Yes I nominate cp_niggers
Yup, thats a yes vote

>>719925585
t. all of 4chan

someone gift me backburner pls

>>719925881
phlog is better

>>719925881
I just gave my spares to scrap.tf but i think have one extra just give me the trade link

can we play this map, does anyone have it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05lAML4uais

38 fucking weeaboos on pl_yokohama

>>719925841
WOULD FUCK HER BELLY BUTTON UNTIL I CARVE A HOLE STRAIGHT TO HER WOMB

>>719926221
yeah its on the server I think or i mightve skipped
theres a better rio/brazil map anyways (NOT KOTH_BRAZIL)

>>719925840
this is my erping with trannies alt https://steamcommunity.com/id/WakeUpDpYourMom

>>719927075
lol obese

>>719927075
go to bed green

>>719927230
its 7:46 am its time to frag

>>719927340
For me, XxDppElgängB4ng3rZzඞ (deadname: levy), it is time to jack off exclusively to trannies.

>>719927692
I am a bejitabro btw forgot to mention

41 insects on pl_manngrove

real bejitabro here i only jack off to ESAM

>>719924224
nice. i wont get distracted but good progress

jirenGOD here saying I only touch my penis to videos of mexican gang violence

Say my name

>>719928147
im cumming, who am i cumming on?

My server status?

>>719928248
retarded

>>719928248
alive and well with 41 japanese goburins

are mods being fags?

>>719928798
well they always are but today less faggy than normal

>>719928798
notyet

>>719928798
no because HE isn't on yet

>>719928218
me, what's my name?

>>719928798
are mods capable of non faggotry?

>>719928295
JAPANESE GOBURIN

>>719917457 (OP)
>triggers your AGP

>>719928894
Let's just say if every nigga on the /v/an whipped out their micro the mods would be eating good that night

>>719928147
is he still "engaged" to his onlyfans girlfriend

i looked up 2010 (2012?) /v/an screenshots of mine and i realize all you zooms have 1/100th the soul we had back then

>>719929315
post em or your claim is fake and GAY

>>719929315
>and still has yet to understand the rule of "pics or it didn't happen"
Alzheimers is hitting hard huh?

bump

>>719929315
closet trannies = ∞ SOVL

>>719929315
I only play on two servers, do zoomers even play this game there's no battlepass for them to grind or collab skins

>no jannies on the server
>red starts jobbing HARD on tf2sharty
really makes ya think

>>719928798
You can't spell fagmodsgot without mods

>>719929595
it dont cuz sharty is for braindead fat niggas

42 retarded pinapple niggas on pinata_village

>>719929378
>>719929393
im fairly sure this was the /v/an as the timestamp is 2 fucking AM

>>719929871
>admin toggled noclip
fagmin abuse is eternal

>>719929437
bump again nigga

>>719929871
where are my fuarking heroes

>>719930170
we are right here doing what you would expect

name the /v/an regular

>>719930170
>>719929979
never 4get tf2raffle

i am getting so much nostalgia from my old tf2 screenshots

42 UE5 store assets on ctf_mgs∆_snake_eater_fixed

>>719930516
girspetpig

amogus

gtab

>>719930729
Mario in the year 2013

Say his name and he appeaaaaarrrs

FIFTY JOE HENDRY ACOLYTES ON THE ONE THE ONLY CP_DUSTBOWL (AT NIGHT)

>>719932149
OW I WALKED INTO A STICKY TRAP

At night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ToT snowshoe's boycunny is here ToT

>>719932180
do people still have a lenny face bind in the year of our lord 2025?

>>719932690
hot tranny snake eater dick

how bout dat prick's face when he saw da gat

you playin actual maps now or still gimmick shit for obese niggas

>>719933580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

>>719933580
i was molested btw any map that isnt dustbowl is gimmick shit

>>719933848
dustbowl a shit too and yea you were, by us

wheres the cropped porn in the thread

32 trainers on cp_umabowl_b2c

I once saw somebody who plays on the /v/an on a different game and I wanted to say hi but I felt like that would be super weird and awkward. Do I have autism for thinking this

>>719934383
Nah you're fine. Say hi and worst case they tell you to fuck off.

>>719934383
if I recognized anyone from here in another game I'd pretend I don't know them

>>719934383
I'm jumping you if i saw you on another game/thread
(your favorite stalker <3)

>>719934579
UwU *tops you and rides your cockywocky until you splurt your mystery goo into my furry bwussy*

wtf......

>>719934527
you make it sound as if this is some speakeasy

blazblue lobby when?

are you guys going trick or treating?

>>719935310
ARE YOU GOING COCKSUCKING?

>>719930083
noh

>>719935274
soon

V4m02

>>719934383
if i saw anyone from this server in a different game i'd kill myself over allchat instantly

>>719935364
who dat I wanna beat it

>>719936161
I think Nessa, the black bitch from Pokemon Sword & Shield.

>>719936383
>>719936161

>>719936383
looks like it but whose the artist im tryna find that full pic

>>719936819
source?

keep posting

bump

keep posting

>>719937612
I love dawns cute butt

>11 players on blu
>5 of them afk jacking off in spawn
yeah that seems right

>>719938160
I'm doing more than just jacking off little bro

>>719938160
Could be 6

>>719938367
>>719938401
I'm listening....

>>719938401
Yeah make it 6, I need another round

which one is getting the best tickling?

>>719937643
based taste

>deleted
kwab

>>719938774
I like your style

>>719938545
you know who's getting the best

Jannies got my post damn it and just when I got more dawn ass

>>719939243
Time to use *that* thread

>>719939308
Finally ready to post the good stuff

>>719939393
Yep, but the usual thread isnt there, so /plap/ on /ftt it is

That threads gone what do we do!

>>719939581
i meant to say /plap/ on /trash/ whatever

what happened to the other thread?

going to /plap/

server status?

14 on dustbowl get in here

>>719940010
fucking sucks, dont bother

hey bwudda that's not me_ , I'm dealing with demons irl atm buddd i'll get in the mood eventually, i'm just sort of pissed off right now and I'll come down in a bit.

>>719940526
feel better brudduh
wonder where everyone else went doe

why did this /v/an suck so hard

>>719940705
>tf2 party
>warioware
>dodgeball
etc

>>719940705
poncho hosting movie battles II and more than entire admin team gone to hospice letting it go to dustbowl/sharty-like maps multiple times in a row 2nite