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Anonymous No.719932247 >>719932446 >>719932673 >>719932734 >>719932942 >>719933381 >>719933556 >>719933617 >>719933621 >>719933765 >>719934438 >>719935627 >>719938849 >>719939407 >>719941069 >>719941676 >>719941846 >>719943543 >>719943860 >>719943994 >>719944161 >>719946448 >>719946507 >>719947932 >>719949060 >>719951427 >>719952079 >>719952420 >>719952553 >>719953192 >>719953690 >>719956292 >>719957494 >>719958859 >>719960045 >>719960401 >>719960501 >>719963596 >>719963763 >>719976127
Cronos The New Bore
Tedious and boring. Literally all they had to do was copy Dead Space and they failed.
Anonymous No.719932446 >>719936070
>>719932247 (OP)
After all the over the shoulder copycats of RE4 that propt up soooooo many devs over the past 2 decades???
INCONCIEVABLE!!
Anonymous No.719932583
So glad I stopped myself from buying this out of sheer boredom and desperation for a decent Dead Space-like
Anonymous No.719932647 >>719932731 >>719937229 >>719943954 >>719944228 >>719946494 >>719954859 >>719955774 >>719964321
definitive proof Bloober is only good for remaking other people's efforts and should NOT make games of their own.
see "The Medium", which was ass aswell
Anonymous No.719932673
>>719932247 (OP)
>Bloober Team
Kek lmao and fuck off if you thought otherwise
Anonymous No.719932731 >>719933223
>>719932647
>oof Bloober is only good for remaking other people's efforts
SH2 remake was lower than mid and only made to censor the original
Anonymous No.719932734
>>719932247 (OP)
All these retards had to do was make a SH2 Remake ripoff, put a girl in it and call her Heather or some shit
Anonymous No.719932773 >>719932912 >>719933529
is that the trailer with the big suit guy playing chess against a gilf
Anonymous No.719932841 >>719946378
It's crazy how all the shill YouTubers are calling this boring slop Dead Space meets RE. An insult to both franchises.
Anonymous No.719932912
>>719932773
It's a woman, chud.
Anonymous No.719932942
>>719932247 (OP)
rough week for cool looking indies. cronos is about as bland as a game can be and hell is us is a good game that tried to be a soulslike for some reason and tripped over its own dick
Anonymous No.719933223 >>719935821
>>719932731
zoom zoom don't @ me fr
keep dat yapping to yourself next time unc
Anonymous No.719933381
>>719932247 (OP)
it alright
shouldve been priced at 50
worst thing about it is the horrible performance in a fucking hallway tps
Anonymous No.719933529
>>719932773
it's a returnal style grandma
Anonymous No.719933556
>>719932247 (OP)
Anonymous No.719933617
>>719932247 (OP)
Bloober can only wallow in pretty mediocrity (the janky kind)
Anonymous No.719933621
>>719932247 (OP)
its kino though
Anonymous No.719933645 >>719937128 >>719937493 >>719939664 >>719949135 >>719968489
>Layers of Fear
>Observer
>Blair Witch
>The Medium
>Silent Hill 2 demake
You've had all this evidence on hand yet you still thought that surely this time around Goober won't make a shit game? LOL
Anonymous No.719933685 >>719934282 >>719934516
I'm enjoying it
enjoy seething about the game though
Anonymous No.719933765
>>719932247 (OP)
That’s how I felt about the SH2 remake. Is this along the same lines? Seems like a hard one to mess up
Anonymous No.719934282 >>719934413
>>719933685
>seething
sorry unc but your gsme shitted and flopped
Anonymous No.719934413 >>719934516 >>719935958
>>719934282
>sorry unc but your gsme shitted and flopped
And why would i care about that? The game is good and fun, i don't need to know if the game is successful or not to enjoy it
Anonymous No.719934438
>>719932247 (OP)

>bloober
Anonymous No.719934516 >>719934647 >>719935779
>>719933685
>>719934413
Are these the "good pictures" of the game that should make me want to buy it?
Anonymous No.719934647 >>719934713 >>719934751 >>719934820 >>719935958
>>719934516
I'm not telling you to buy anything, do whatever the fuck you want.
They're just screenshots i took related to OP pics
Anonymous No.719934713 >>719935052 >>719968554
>>719934647
The screenshots look bad.
Anonymous No.719934751 >>719935052
>>719934647
>"I'm not telling you to buy anything. It's just my job to shill the game and post images to generate interest"
You are doing the needful, sir.
Anonymous No.719934820 >>719935052 >>719968554
>>719934647
Stop it. That shit looks fucking awful.
Anonymous No.719934871
my graphics card was already crashing my system occasionally but now after compiling shaders for this and having it happen after it hadn't happened for like an entire week, it's happening even in less demanding games

I'm pretty sure this dogshit fucking game broke my graphics card
Anonymous No.719935052 >>719935224 >>719935958
>>719934713
>>719934820
Cool, don't care

>>719934751
>hurrd durrr you're telling everyone in the thread you're enjoying the game, you're SHILLLINGGGG *piss and poop*
k
Anonymous No.719935224 >>719935362
>>719935052
>his shitty movie game flops
>guyz I'm totally not a butthurt tranny shill who spams shitty low-res screenshots from my phone
lol, cope nigger
Anonymous No.719935232
It looks generic and bad.
Anonymous No.719935294 >>719935662
Are there story choices in this game? The extended description on steam seems to imply so.
Anonymous No.719935302
wow this looks like shit
Anonymous No.719935362 >>719935958
>>719935224
this ain't tlou
Anonymous No.719935504
>Bloober
Anonymous No.719935627 >>719937404 >>719941906
>>719932247 (OP)
>love horror
>eh, maybe I will give it a go even though Blair Witch and The Medium were bad and SH2R was mediocre at best
>decide to refund after a while
>just hit the three hour mark
Welp gotta finish it
Anonymous No.719935662
>>719935294
Seems so, haven't completed the game yet but some cutscenes have dialogue choices, some of them is time limited.
And there's one choice that i got that does change which character you "save".
Anonymous No.719935779
>>719934516
buy? dont tell me you're a consolecuck
Anonymous No.719935821 >>719945752 >>719957216
>>719933223
Seethe demake cunt
Anonymous No.719935958 >>719936303
>>719934413
>>719934647
>>719935052
>>719935362
BLAST bro, is all you got to defend this trash game?
Anonymous No.719936070
>>719932446
No you don't understand, it was supposed to be different this time because, uh... Fuck it, just get excited for the next one!
Anonymous No.719936303 >>719936420 >>719936661
>>719935958
yea sure
Anonymous No.719936420 >>719936797
>>719936303
just fuck my shit up levels of TAA
Anonymous No.719936591
>Has a AAA loading transition every 30 seconds
Boy i sure love slowly crawling through gaps
Anonymous No.719936661 >>719936797 >>719938531
>>719936303
>le hecking epic catrino guys w_w, you can pet him u_u
KEK i thought this was just another terrible janky game, but it happens that this is a terrible game janky game made for redditors. That explains the shilling a lot more from blast cucks
Anonymous No.719936797
>>719936420
>complain about a modern engine doing a modern engine thing again
feels like a broken record at this point

>>719936661
I knew someone was gonna piss their pants over all the cats in this fucking place.
Anonymous No.719937128
>>719933645
Man, that is an abysmal track record
Anonymous No.719937229 >>719944043
>>719932647
>only good for remaking other people's efforts
they arent even good at that
Anonymous No.719937245 >>719939796
better or worse than Callisto Protocol?
Anonymous No.719937325
I have anti-bloober fatigue.
Anonymous No.719937404
>>719935627
>Welp gotta finish it
just stop playing. dont waste time on shit you dont like
Anonymous No.719937493
>>719933645
>all these new IPs are mid
Man how did 90's and 2000's devs make such kino vidya? It cant just be woke ideology, can it?
Anonymous No.719937580 >>719938479 >>719938725 >>719938838 >>719955463 >>719963491
>another survival horror game where i'm enjoying it a lot but the thread is just filled with hate for the most stupid and inane reasons
i hate when survival horror games get this type of treatment, its Dead Space Remake all over again, i could barely talk about that game with other anons in these threads.
Anonymous No.719937656
I love how despised Bloober Team is on every site on the internet lmfao captcha H2S0Y
Anonymous No.719938479 >>719938725 >>719938838 >>719944164 >>719946948 >>719950337 >>719954640 >>719955463
>>719937580
It's not just this one or dead space too, but I feel like a lot of recent survival horror games threads have those few schizos that always shit up the threads.
Granted a lot of it does come from the fact that a lot of them are remakes, including RE4 remake and Silent Hill 2 Remake but some original indie ones also get some unwanted hate like Signalis and some barely get any threads at all like Crow Country. And now an original IP like Cronies is still being shat on despite not being a remake. Even a new one that's not even out yet like Silent Hill f is getting hate for some dumbfuck reason.
I really think there's a few schizos that are making it their life mission to shit on every survival horror game there is.
This is already a niche genre and letting it get this type of treatment is silly.
Anonymous No.719938531
>>719936661
based
Anonymous No.719938725 >>719939030
>>719937580
>>719938479
Tranny samefag
Anonymous No.719938838 >>719946948
>>719937580
>>719938479
Its just a few boomers here and there that consider anything modern to be absolute ass without playing any of it.
They go especially ballistics when its a remake of their beloved classics.
Anonymous No.719938849 >>719938953 >>719939640
>>719932247 (OP)
>Hell is Us is mid
>Cronos is mid
>Silksong is just average
Rough week, honestly. Lot of hype down the train. Maybe Silent Hill F will unexpectedly great lol.
Anonymous No.719938953 >>719939063
>>719938849
>Maybe Silent Hill F will unexpectedly great lol
Nigger, have you seen the gameplay vids? The media is already in the damage control mode.
Anonymous No.719939030
>>719938725
no u
Anonymous No.719939063 >>719939437
>>719938953
Yeah. Thus
>lol
LOL. I'm hoping Yotei is good, but on the Sony side of things Death Stranding 2 was fucking lame and gay so I'm not expecting much without Jin. I guess tendies are happy with Banaza but those faggots like everything Nintendo makes.
Anonymous No.719939407 >>719939980
>>719932247 (OP)
>Literally all they had to do was copy Dead Space and they failed.
How is this a copy of Dead Space? Its not even set in Space.
Anonymous No.719939437 >>719940038
>>719939063
Yotei will be good (if you liked GoT) but obviously /v/ will hate it because of the female MC.
Anonymous No.719939640 >>719940038 >>719944248
>>719938849
>Putting a couple of AA games and an indie game on a higher standards spectrum
This ain't god of war chief, theyre all cheaper games made on a lower budget.
Putting them to the standards of something like Resident Evil from Capcom is stupid for example.
So with that in mind, a lot of these games are actually pretty decent to good.
Anonymous No.719939664 >>719945350 >>719945687 >>719963756
>>719933645
Blair Witch was good but it definitely needed to be longer.
Anonymous No.719939704 >>719939975 >>719940006 >>719940080 >>719952695 >>719952916 >>719953173 >>719975994
is the game actually bad? everybody talking shit about it talks like a fag or uses youtubers as their primary source to say the game sucks. i might buy it since it looks alright
Anonymous No.719939796
>>719937245
About the same, both 6/10s
Anonymous No.719939798 >>719940019
Will I like it if I love Dead Space?
Anonymous No.719939975 >>719940080 >>719941156 >>719945919 >>719947141
>>719939704
It is actually good, don't expect a masterpiece though as it has a few flaws here and there. Go in with a 7.5 to an 8 rated game in mind.
Its funny because most reviewers that gave the game a low score is because they think the combat is hard and tedious and yeah resources are pretty low and you have a pretty small inventory but most veterans are already getting some decent strats to save up on ammo.
For example the charged pistol shot can penetrate through several enemies, so its good to kite them and line them up so one shots hits a few of them.
Anonymous No.719939980 >>719940024
>>719939407
Creatures design is kinda similar, it looks more like a rip off of edad space than re4
Anonymous No.719940006
>>719939704
Pirate it or watch a review from somebody with similar taste.
Anonymous No.719940019
>>719939798
no.
Anonymous No.719940024 >>719955927
>>719939980
That's like saying The Thing is a rip off of Dead Space. Its retarded.
Anonymous No.719940038 >>719940150
>>719939437
I hope it is, but the Sony sequel curse of recent years might hit it. I've been watching the gameplay vids Suckerpunch has been uploading and it looks way too schlocky. But I hope I'm wrong.
>>719939640
>Blah blah blah
Did you just make shit up in your head? I wasn't comparing them to AAA, I'm saying they're games some people like me were looking forward to and none of them are all that great. The legendary, mythological Silksong has turned out to be just ok.
Anonymous No.719940080 >>719941176
>>719939704
>>719939975
lower score reviewer in mind
Anonymous No.719940150 >>719940276
>>719940038
>Did you just make shit up in your head? I wasn't comparing them to AAA, I'm saying they're games some people like me were looking forward to and none of them are all that great. The legendary, mythological Silksong has turned out to be just ok.
Oh wow, such high standards... i wonder what kind of games you consider the greats then?
Oh wait nevermind you're actually excited for some open world slop game like Ghost of Yotei.
Anonymous No.719940276 >>719940638
>>719940150
>Look forward to game
>It turns out to be a dud
>Retarded lifelong virgin with an unjustified superiority complex enters chat
>"um, akshully, kiddo, this isn't God of War, with that mindset in mind"
Good god how do you lame faggots manage in real life? Kill yourself you pathetic moron.
Anonymous No.719940518 >>719940632 >>719940721 >>719940963 >>719945971
Literally why would anyone play this over callisto protocol?
Anonymous No.719940632 >>719960895
>>719940518
Because we already played Callisto and we're all still chasing that Dead Space 2 high.
Anonymous No.719940638 >>719940753
>>719940276
>Kill yourself you pathetic moron.
I don't have to knowing the shit taste you have for ubislop style open world games like Ghost of Sushi.
Can't even appreciate unique but flawed games like Hell is Us.
Anonymous No.719940721
>>719940518
>play this over callisto protocol?
Why the hell would i want to play a PUBG clone?
Anonymous No.719940753 >>719946632
>>719940638
Ghost of Sushi was so good it received honors from the official governing body of Tsushima. Hell is Us is so shit people only needed to play the demo to realize it deserves to flop.
Anonymous No.719940963 >>719941021 >>719941180
Reminder that Team Blooper saw all the sales and positive reviews for the SH2 demake and thought they did something extraordinary when it was just normalfags seeing "silent hill 2" on the cover and rushing to consume "iconic nostalgic cult classic product". Also it was during the development of the SH2 demake that they had this stunning realization that videogames should hage gameplay in them.
>>719940518
Why did you mess up and type a shit game instead of dead space? (Not demake)
Anonymous No.719941021 >>719941135
>>719940963
nigger, we played Dead Space like 10 fucking times already, we need to play new things too.
Anonymous No.719941037
Heh, better than midsong.
Anonymous No.719941069 >>719941162
>>719932247 (OP)
I don't even know what they were going for, there's literally nothing interesting about the game. No story hook, no unique mechanics, boring setting, boring protagonist, boring monsters, runs like shit. What were they thinking?
I have more respect for The Callisto Protocol because at least that game tried something and failed. This didn't even try
Anonymous No.719941135 >>719941217 >>719941230
>>719941021
>NOOOO I NEED TO CONSUME NEW PRODUCT EVEN IF ITS SHIT!!!
You don't like videogames.
Anonymous No.719941156 >>719941434
>>719939975
>because they think the combat is hard and tedious
Whether it's hard or not is irrelevant but it is tedious as fuck. Even Alone in the Dark remake had better combat
Anonymous No.719941162 >>719941229 >>719941261
>>719941069
>I don't even know what they were going for, there's literally nothing interesting about the game. No story hook, no unique mechanics, boring setting, boring protagonist, boring monsters, runs like shit.
Are you sure you weren't talking about Callisto Protocol
Anonymous No.719941176 >>719941237
>>719940080
>filtered by the difficulty
That's actually a good sign.
Anonymous No.719941180
>>719940963
I do remember chuckling at Bloober's "we're done making shit games" or whatever the quote ass. I'll play Cronos eventually but the success of the SH2R definitely went to their heads. I tried it. It sucked. Will never understand the rave reviews.
Anonymous No.719941217 >>719941346
>>719941135
He seems to like them more than you do if he's willing to try new things.
Anonymous No.719941229 >>719941305 >>719941696
>>719941162
Like I said, Callisto Protocol TRIED. They had that weird melee mechanic and while it wasn't good, it was at least novel. It's something. This game doesn't even try
That being said Callisto Protocol is equally shit, it's just a more memorable piece of shit
Anonymous No.719941230 >>719941346
>>719941135
>EVEN IF ITS SHIT!!!
Except its not, you just think its shit because you didn't play it and just regurgitate some info from retards here or some youtuber.
Anonymous No.719941237 >>719941308
>>719941176
It's actually just poorly designed more than difficult
Anonymous No.719941261
>>719941162
Force choking monsters and chucking them into meat grinders with your baseball bat is pretty unique.
Anonymous No.719941305 >>719941493
>>719941229
>They had that weird melee mechanic and while it wasn't good, it was at least novel.
Nigger, it was literally The Last of Us melee mechanics
Okay by this point i knew its just because no one would be putting fucking Callisto Protocol up on a pedestal
Anonymous No.719941308
>>719941237
Sure casual chud. :^)
Anonymous No.719941346 >>719941457 >>719941492
>>719941217
I do try new things sometimes. I just don't play shit games.
>>719941230
If it wasn't shit, then why was it such a huge failure?
Anonymous No.719941434 >>719941603
>>719941156
Except its not tedious, its pretty fun trying to find different ways to or mechanics to make the game easier.
Especially with the essence mechanic. Being able to only have 3 perks and if you want a different perk then you have to delete one of them permanently.
Anonymous No.719941457 >>719941742
>>719941346
>I just don't play shit games
You sound broke and afraid to try new experiences. Your tastes are formed by other people rather than being the result of direct experience. You sit there, watching reviews, making second hand judgments via second hand examples. A sad, platry existence. A gay fagboy.
Anonymous No.719941492 >>719941742
>>719941346
How is it a failure? And if you consider a game being successful as a mark of quality, then Marvel movies raking in tons of cash must mean they're all a masterpiece.
Anonymous No.719941493 >>719941776
>>719941305
>literally The Last of Us melee mechanics
No such thing exists, those are literally just Uncharted melee mechanics. And they're nothing like Callisto Protocol mechanics
>Callisto Protocol up on a pedestal
I told you twice that it's shit. What the fuck kind of pedestal is this
Anonymous No.719941603 >>719941996
>>719941434
Entire game comes down to bullet management. Which is a part of every survival horror but other survival horror games have something else on top. Here it's just that. Tedious
Plus it's not scary at all but I guess we just accept that now
Anonymous No.719941676
>>719932247 (OP)
you got no one to blame but yourself if you bought this dogslop, seeing how pooper has never made a good game.
Anonymous No.719941696 >>719941850
>>719941229
There are unique mechanics to Cronos if you do play it
The merging mechanic for enemies is one
There's also this weird perk system where you can suck up people souls or whatever but each of them have unique perks like one giving you more damage on burning enemies or one giving you more headshot damage.
But you can only have 3 of them and if you want to get a new or different one, then you have to delete one of them permanently.
This also ties to the narrative too since some of them are characters from the story. If you delete the soul of a important character to the story then what happens?
Anonymous No.719941742 >>719941791 >>719941823
>>719941457
Nope, I just don't buy shit games that don't interest me.
>>719941492
It made no actual profit and the developers released a DLC that is the equivalent of a ragequit.
Anonymous No.719941776 >>719942014
>>719941493
You get locked into a melee stance while fighting and occasionally dodge, thats literally what Ellie does in TLOU Part 2
Anonymous No.719941781 >>719942039
Eileen shaving
Anonymous No.719941791 >>719941843
>>719941742
Good post, you deserve my reply rather than the midwit 'new experiences' poster
Anonymous No.719941823 >>719942151
>>719941742
>It made no actual profit and the developers released a DLC that is the equivalent of a ragequit.
What game are you talking about? There's no DLC for Cronos at all, it just came out.
Anonymous No.719941843
>>719941791
>midwit
I love parrots.
Anonymous No.719941846 >>719942072 >>719954856
>>719932247 (OP)
>buy Forever Winter
>its all style no substance early access garbage
>buy Callisto protocol to enjoy the graphics
>the textures bug out to low res on my 4k Oled
>want Cronos to be good
>its like some weird mix of Forever Winter and Callisto Protocol and the reviews are meh

Dont tell me i need to buy gay tranny Dead Space for the best graphical horrorslop experience.
Anonymous No.719941850 >>719942061
>>719941696
Imagine pitching limited perks slots as a selling point. Yeah that does sound interesting at all
Anonymous No.719941906
>>719935627
You can refund games on steam after the 3 hour mark, just say that half of it was fighting menus and options as unreal runs like shit. Hell, I refunded a game with 6+ hours of "gameplay".
Anonymous No.719941996 >>719942085 >>719942163
>>719941603
meanwhile games like RE4, Dead Space and SIlent Hill have literally no bullet management at all, they shower you in ammo but we can't consider those shit Survival Horror games now can we?
Anonymous No.719942014 >>719942112
>>719941776
The whole thing with Callisto Protocol system is that dodges are directional. Or were they parries. I don't fucking remember but it's nothing like the Uncharted system where you just mash attack and dodge and you don't have to pay attention to where the attack is coming from
Anonymous No.719942039
>>719941781
is this a silent hill thread dumbfuck?
Anonymous No.719942061 >>719942162
>>719941850
It is a really unique mechanic in context with the game story too. I don't know why you're putting it down without experiencing it at all.
Anonymous No.719942072
>>719941846
You don't, if you want that experience just look around and enjoy your life.
Anonymous No.719942085 >>719942178
>>719941996
Well no they don't really shower you in bullets. It's just that they didn't decide to make their difficulty entirely about bullet count. That's a very tedious thing to build your whole game around
Anonymous No.719942112 >>719942213
>>719942014
No it was not, i literally just need to move my joystick left and right regardless of the direction of the attacks.
Anonymous No.719942151 >>719942409
>>719941823
I thought the conversation was about Calisto Protocol.
Regardless, this doesn't look like a big success to me if it's struggling to reach above indie game numbers.
Anonymous No.719942162
>>719942061
I experienced the first hour of the game and I don't see how limited perk inventory is going to make that any less shit
Anonymous No.719942163
>>719941996
RE4 and Dead Space arent survival horror they are action games that tourists like to label survival horror to feel like they arent actually tourists

First run of Silent Hill 1 and 3 can leave you tight on ammo if you really dont know what youre doing/where to go/havent heard anything about the games before. SH2 is the only one that is super super generous with ammo and easy enough that new players will walk away with a surplus
Anonymous No.719942178 >>719942371
>>719942085
Just say you don't like survival horror games man.
Anonymous No.719942213 >>719942318
>>719942112
>move my joystick left and right
Something you don't do in TLOU so there you go. See you know it's a different system too, we don't have to argue now because I don't fucking remember how it plays like actually. I just remember it was novel
Anonymous No.719942318 >>719942416
>>719942213
>moving my joystick left and right is considered novel now
Jesus, its no different to pressing a button to dodge like in TLOU. Hell its even worst because i could literally spam it and i will always dodge, at least you need to time it correctly in TLOU Part 2
Anonymous No.719942371
>>719942178
>if you don't like my piece of shit game... you don't like games!!
Classic. No I just don't like this one. Old survival horror games that had no action mechanics and came down to bullet count didn't rely on combat to carry the game. RE1 is mostly about exploration and puzzling, combat is just in your way as you try to do that.
Anonymous No.719942409
>>719942151
No i was talking about Cronos, yes Callisto Protocol was shit i agree on that.
I think Cronos is something new and have some cool stuff in it.
Anonymous No.719942416 >>719942480
>>719942318
>Hell its even worst because i could literally spam it and i will always dodge
How many times are you going to admit it's different in this argument where your goal is to prove that it's the same. I'm not saying it's good, I'm saying it's different. Which you agree with
Anonymous No.719942480
>>719942416
>I'm saying it's different. Which you agree with
I didn't say that, it was literally the same as TLOU or rather a bit worst, just because the dodge has a different input doesn't make it novel.
Anonymous No.719942527 >>719942637
Reading this thread made me realize everyone hating on the game are just shitters that were filtered by the combat.
Anonymous No.719942637
>>719942527
Get a real job.
Anonymous No.719943298 >>719943953 >>719944192
>was going to buy
>Find out it's a female protagonist
oooh so close, better luck next time.
Anonymous No.719943543 >>719943612 >>719943946
>>719932247 (OP)
all of you faggots were glazing Bloober because you didn't want to play a old PS2 game, what happened now?
Anonymous No.719943612 >>719943854 >>719943946
>>719943543
i played the old ps2 game and still glazed bloober because their remake of it was better as a survival horror game than the original
Anonymous No.719943854
>>719943612
doubt it but okay
Anonymous No.719943860 >>719944169 >>719946461
>>719932247 (OP)
Works fine on my machine, nigger. Maybe u need to buy nvidia instead of radeon garbage? And also, get a white skin. Game itself brilliant unique soviet sci fi kino. Another bloober masterpiece.
>but stutters and 10fps
Get job, half mexican trash
Anonymous No.719943946 >>719944490 >>719946130
>>719943543
>>719943612
I love OG Silent Hill 2 but yeah as a survival horror game, The remake does it so much better.
Even performance wise, James in the remake is much better, they nailed the dead inside and guilt ridden look and sound so much.
Meanwhile OG James, looking back at it was so silly now, This cutscene is forever ruined for me because James sounds so much like Randy from Southpark
>https://youtu.be/EX25SC5nvZA
Anonymous No.719943953 >>719944192
>>719943298
lame, I'm a man and women deserve to die in horror
Anonymous No.719943954
>>719932647
> see "The Medium"
well someone didnt play layers of fear 2, that makes medium look like a masterpiece
Anonymous No.719943994 >>719944095 >>719944142
>>719932247 (OP)
I just got an email advertising this game and I was surprised because I hadn't heard of it until now. a new third person survival horror by the Silent Hill 2 remake devs? I'm kinda interested. is it like evil within?
Anonymous No.719944043 >>719944079 >>719944154
>>719937229
You're wrong, stupid.
Anonymous No.719944079 >>719944163
>>719944043
seethe lil buddy
Anonymous No.719944095 >>719944403
>>719943994
>is it like evil within
yes, just as shit, lmao
Anonymous No.719944119 >>719944192
I have femoid protagonist fatigue
Anonymous No.719944142
>>719943994
>is it like evil within?
Not really, there's a lot more inventory management. The fire mechanics also doesn't really work the same, you can't use fire on bodies to instakill enemies.
Anonymous No.719944154
>>719944043
You're trans, kys.
Anonymous No.719944161
>>719932247 (OP)
>girlboss protagonist lecturing weak and pathetic white men about how evil and usless they are
seriously, who buys shit like this?
Anonymous No.719944163
>>719944079
Why would I be upset that someone else is retarded? You enjoy being retarded dude, godspeed.
Anonymous No.719944164
>>719938479
>defending SH feminism before it's even out just because it's SH
tard
Anonymous No.719944169
>>719943860
Do the enemies get more interesting than that charger ripoff from back 4 blood?
Anonymous No.719944192 >>719944418 >>719944456 >>719944587 >>719944794 >>719945403 >>719961215 >>719968978 >>719971503
>>719943298
>>719943953
>>719944119
Silent Hill 3 would not survive /v/s wrath if it came out today.
Anonymous No.719944228
>>719932647
Bloober isn't good for anything
Anonymous No.719944248
>>719939640
>silktranny gets triggered and immediately posts porn in response
you're so formulaic holy shit
Anonymous No.719944258 >>719944321 >>719961119
>super over the top gore fest
>has le cats to pet!!!
you can not get more Reddit than this
Anonymous No.719944321
>>719944258
trvke has basedlennial and zoomer all over it
Anonymous No.719944403 >>719944462
>>719944095
evil within is the best survival horror ever made so shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.719944418 >>719944690
>>719944192
Pointless statement, retard.
SH3 wouldn't be made today.
Anonymous No.719944456
>>719944192
It barely survived the asset reuse complaints back in the day, it's lucky people don't point it out as much these days.
Anonymous No.719944462 >>719944561
>>719944403
someones got stockholm syndrome huh
Anonymous No.719944490 >>719944798
>>719943946
>Falseflagging retard
Anonymous No.719944561 >>719944684
>>719944462
tell me your favorite game right now
Anonymous No.719944587
>>719944192
I dread the day the remake comes out in 2028/2029 and people rediscover the irrefutable abortion/"bodily autonomy" subtext of the game. Its all /v/ will ever talk about for years.
Anonymous No.719944609
>remember that failed l4d copycat?
>lets copy that shit
Anonymous No.719944684 >>719944757
>>719944561
ghost trick, i'm not here to change your mind, but this shit is genuinely horrible in every aspect if you take rose-tinted glasses off
Anonymous No.719944690 >>719945091
>>719944418
>A Silent Hill game with a female protagonist
>filled with feminine themes
Silent Hill f called.
Anonymous No.719944757 >>719944901
>>719944684
>ghost trick
get the fuck out of here faggot I expected you to say some stupid nerd shit like persona but that's honestly even worse.
Anonymous No.719944794 >>719944847 >>719944915
>>719944192
>looks super feminine and attractive
>lots of cute outfits
>likeable and super feminie personality
>zero white man bashing story beats, in fact she really loves her dad
/v/ would be shocked that a game like this exist if it came out in todays ocean of woke slop
Anonymous No.719944798
>>719944490
Nope my opinion is genuine, want me to say something that Remake did worst?
Maria, yeah her new design is shit and her performance is so much worst compared to OG. I even use a mod to change Maria design so she uses her OG outfit but sadly that doesn't fix the performance.
Its funny, its like James and Maria swap places now, OG James was bad but Maria was amazing and now Remake James is amazing but Maria is bad.
Anonymous No.719944847
>>719944794
truth bomb detected.
Anonymous No.719944865
Bloober pooper should stop paying shills and instead actually invest in improving their shitty devs skills, because holy shit this game is bad, Callisto protocol levels of bad just like every other game they worked on
Anonymous No.719944901 >>719959109
>>719944757
ok, so you're just living in the opposite land, cronos will be right up your alley
Anonymous No.719944915
>>719944794
>skirt that has a black void so no panty shots
>constantly berates Douglas in the beginning portions
>berates Vincent even more
>shit talks all the cultist, monster and even the god by the end
Anonymous No.719945091 >>719945490 >>719945714
>>719944690
>SH-f
>filled with feminine themes
Such as?
Anonymous No.719945350 >>719945687 >>719945903
>>719939664
holy shit I thought I was the only one. the game legit has soul, it gets hate from people who haven't played it, with the argument being "it's bloober lmao".
Anonymous No.719945403 >>719945604 >>719946401
>>719944192
Why did you post a cute girl thinking you're making some sort of solid argument?
Anonymous No.719945490 >>719945551
>>719945091
Idk but that's what /v/ is complaining about in the threads
Anonymous No.719945551 >>719945642
>>719945490
>Idk
Didn't think so.
Stop talking out of your ass, mate.
Anonymous No.719945604 >>719945910
>>719945403
>posts saying they don't play games with women protags or that women in horror should die
>reply with a game that has a woman protag in it
That's all.
Anonymous No.719945642 >>719945679
>>719945551
It's still a game with a female protagonist.
Anonymous No.719945679
>>719945642
And?
Anonymous No.719945687
>>719939664
>>719945350
I played it before but don't remember much other than you play snake on the phone and the game has surprisingly good dog AI.
Anonymous No.719945714
>>719945091
"How to evade male gaze at 240 km/h speed," "how to avoid flashing your panties when moving at 240 km/h speed" and "surviving as a young female capable of moving at 240 km/h speed among strangers." I'm sure there are others.
Anonymous No.719945752
>>719935821
jesus christ is that an actual image from the game
Anonymous No.719945903 >>719948992
>>719945350
>ruins the lore
>shine flashlight to burn superspeed enemy
>showing the enemy at all
its trash bro
Anonymous No.719945910
>>719945604
>women then
>women now
It's the same logic as how women today being trash doesn't stop anons from gushing over Joan D'arc.
Anonymous No.719945919 >>719947101
>>719939975
> but most veterans are already getting some decent strats to save up on ammo
It’s been out a fucking day. I really wanted this to be good but all these replies glow so god damn hard.
Anonymous No.719945971
>>719940518
I’d rather beat my own head in with a rock then replay Callisto protocol.
Anonymous No.719946130 >>719947128
>>719943946
Yeah shit like this and other choice posts literally make me think Bloobers in this thread pulling damage control. Here’s a tip, future PR interns, /V/ DOESNT LIKE GAMES. Shilling here is wasted breath even if your game wasn’t mediocre, which it’s looking like it is.
Anonymous No.719946378 >>719946839
>>719932841
but Dead Space was already RE meets... space
Anonymous No.719946401
>>719945403
yikes the latamixike creature of commiefornia...
Anonymous No.719946448
>>719932247 (OP)
thus is our calling
Anonymous No.719946461
>>719943860
>calls people mexican trash
>posts a shitty 1080p low settings screenshot
retard
Anonymous No.719946494 >>719946791
>>719932647
what was wrong with the medium? i really liked it.
Anonymous No.719946507
>>719932247 (OP)
They choose time loop for SciFi setting
Anonymous No.719946524
The Medium had some neat visuals that was about it. is this one at least better?
Anonymous No.719946550
>Onerous: the New Snore
Anonymous No.719946632
>>719940753
>it received honors from the official governing body of Tsushima
irrelevant, it’s a ubisoft-like
Anonymous No.719946791 >>719959192
>>719946494
you only pretend to like it because of Yamaoka
Anonymous No.719946839 >>719947272
>>719946378
what about it is like RE?
Anonymous No.719946948
>>719938479
It's not even just survival horror games, the whole board has been turning into pessimistic shit for a while
toxic positivity can be a big problem, but ebing negative about FUCKING EVERYTHING doesn't help either

>>719938838
Boomer here, I find it's more zoomers trying to pretend to be boomers, like they are at the point where they think hating everything is cool and what mature people do, but I'm just fucking tired at this point and as long as something isn't actively out to piss me off then I'm willing to give it a chance
Anonymous No.719947101
>>719945919
Deluxe edition let's you play 2 days early. Plus pirated copies came out that same day too.
Anonymous No.719947128
>>719946130
You gotta admit. James sounding like Randy was pretty funny, actually burst out laughing when suddenly screamed.
Anonymous No.719947141
>>719939975
>Go in with a 7.5 to an 8 rated game in mind.
video games are fucking dead. I hate you all.
Anonymous No.719947272
>>719946839
it's like RE4 with the OTS perspective and laser sights whilst aiming; also, it's horror set in an 'ordinary' place- like how RE has mostly been since 2 onwards.
Anonymous No.719947932
>>719932247 (OP)
i didnt enjoy the gunplay, even the callisto had better gunplay feeling
Anonymous No.719948992
>>719945903
it has the most accurate "lost in the woods" feel that I've ever seen in a game. also lots of kino moments and an intense final chapter that's reminiscent of the movie. it should please any horror fan for at least one playthrough.
Anonymous No.719949060
>>719932247 (OP)
>cool spaceman speaks
>it's a woman
Aaaand just like that I lost all interest
Anonymous No.719949135 >>719949583
>>719933645
The combat in SH2R was actually fun. I didn't expect a great story from this, I just expected a fun action romp with some spooks. Instead I got the blandest most basic bitch shooter game in the world
Anonymous No.719949583 >>719949638
>>719949135
>The combat in SH2R was actually fun.
???
Anonymous No.719949638
>>719949583
Compared to this shitshow it was fun as hell. You could dodge and the melee felt good. Here you just stand and shoot and then you turn around and run back a little and then look back and shoot again, repeat until the enemy is dead
Anonymous No.719950337 >>719950847
>>719938479
>but some original indie ones also get some unwanted hate like Signalis
Signalis is entirely derivative. You might like its aesthetics or just having another survival horror to play, but that game has nothing original going for it. It's also just badly designed all around.
Anonymous No.719950847 >>719951129 >>719951312 >>719961454
>>719950337
is there anything worthwhile in this neo-survival horror craze? does anything stand out? I was eyeing tormented souls but I'm not sure.
Anonymous No.719951129
>>719950847
Alone in the Dark remake isn't bad. It's not good but it isn't bad
Anonymous No.719951312
>>719950847
Tormented Souls was made by Chileans, take it as you will.
Anonymous No.719951427
>>719932247 (OP)
2025 has no game drought so it released in a bad period. It looks mid, but somewhat above average-mid. I can see myself picking it up eventually. But maybe not this year and likely not full price.
Anonymous No.719951626
5 hours in the game.
Handgun, Shotgun, Pyre and crafting. I'm starting to fall asleep like every single minute in the game.
Anonymous No.719951830 >>719952971
Worked out some of the graphical glitches I was getting and played for about an hour. I like the atmosphere as a fan of Callisto Protocol coping with the fact we'll never get a sequel, however the lack of a dodge button will take some getting used to.
Anonymous No.719952076
So it's Dead Space, but you play as a tranny, the guns are boring as fuck, the neceomorphs are just normal zombies and instead of the Ishimura it's a generic commie block city?
Anonymous No.719952079 >>719952414 >>719952529
>>719932247 (OP)

>The main guy at Blooper said after the release of SH2 Demake that they are "DONE MAKING SHITTY GAMES"
Anonymous No.719952414 >>719957231
>>719952079
I kinda liked their Blair Witch walking sim. I think that IP is fascinating and they made you feel being lost in a forest, especially at the starting hours, while under the hood you're being, dare I say, expertly guided to the places you need to go instead of walking in circles.
I still haven't played Observer but it's not on my shit list either.
Anonymous No.719952420 >>719953427
>>719932247 (OP)
funny how no one even cares about it, zero buzz, no videos, got steamrolled by shillsong hype
its a Blooper game so of course its a snore with barely any gameplay just nice looks
Anonymous No.719952529
>>719952079
arrogance and overconfidence really are the default cards in the deck of every circus clown. especially the one with zero creativity or talent and whose only way of survival is stealing and copying things made by actually talented people
Anonymous No.719952553
>>719932247 (OP)
9/10 from steam. lol
Anonymous No.719952695 >>719952808 >>719975636
>>719939704
It's decent to good.
>t.thread reminded me I had shit installed so I just played two hours
It looks pretty, runs well, and the gameplay is fun if a bit generic modern Survival-Horror . Charged shots and actively burning dead bodies REmake style change up combat somewhat. The horror is almost there with good environments and buildup, but the main enemy designs and giant meat sloppa growths everywhere take me out a bit.
The
>female
protagonist so far has been monotone and pretty inoffensive

It's not a bad pirate or buy on sale
Anonymous No.719952808
>>719952695
We brave developers at Blooper have sent 40$ to your credit card. Thanks for the collaboration.
Anonymous No.719952916
>>719939704
>is the game actually bad
Yes. 3/10
Anonymous No.719952971 >>719953342
>>719951830
>as a fan of Callisto Protocol
Mental illness.
Anonymous No.719953173
>>719939704
The pacing is really boring. After five hours, the gameplay feels repetitive using a charge shot with either the handgun or shotgun, along with one or two optional combustion items for burning or crafting or environmental oil tank

It's like facing the same kind of enemy, and the 1st boss is almost similar to the regular mob except it knows how to vanish somewhere else. There is also a larger version of the regular enemy mob.
Anonymous No.719953192
>>719932247 (OP)
wait, you're telling me a dogshit developer made a dogshit game?

stop the presses!!
Anonymous No.719953201
only played an hour but the game just feels extremely slow. Id rather play callisto protocol because even though that game is not any better at least the movement and combat feel fluid
Anonymous No.719953223
Tedious, visionless, beige game designed for tedious, visionless, beige Last Men. Sustains (barely) but doesn't elevate. The ludogrpahical equivalent of gruel.
Anonymous No.719953342 >>719953453
>>719952971
>the journo said game bad so GAME BAD
kek try forming an opinion of your own some time
Anonymous No.719953427
>>719952420
>just nice looks
Not even that, its generic post-apo slop.
Anonymous No.719953453 >>719954467
>>719953342
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.719953690 >>719954085 >>719954089
>>719932247 (OP)
>be bloober team
>have no creativity or vision
>just make endless trash and copy whatever is popular
>find some success in horror thanks to retarded streamers playing this garbage
>make a silent hill copy and get a desperate ms on board with it
>it's shit as usual
>konami does not care, konami just cares about the lowest bidder and grants them one of their biggest ips
>bloober being bloober does not understand silent hill or the creative vision of team silent and completely fucks it up
>confidently declare that they are done making shit games
>next project is a dead space clone
>it's shit as well

how could this have happened?
Anonymous No.719953775 >>719953848 >>719954001 >>719954250 >>719954253 >>719954334 >>719963401
>zoomers with ADHD riddled brains can’t into athmospheric horror

Oh no…. Anyway
Anonymous No.719953848
>>719953775
it's funny because zoomers are the target audience for bloober slop
Anonymous No.719954001
>>719953775
They sure as hell love watching it on YouTube, when it ends up with a 4h retrospective. Maybe make better games?
Anonymous No.719954085 >>719954135 >>719954154
>>719953690
>>bloober being bloober does not understand silent hill or the creative vision of team silent and completely fucks it up
mhm, yeah ok faggot. SH2R was excellent and i bet your stupid ass didnt even play it.
The ONLY thing they reaaally fucked up was a few cinematics here and there and those shitty faces they gave their characters (aside from James). Everything else is waaaay above SH2 OG
Anonymous No.719954089
>>719953690
I wish it was Dead Space, that game looks like a masterpiece compared to this snore fest.
Anonymous No.719954135
>>719954085
Emmmm honey, you better start throwing those job applications before the studio shuts down.
Anonymous No.719954154 >>719956795
>>719954085
>SH2R demake was excellent
stopped reading here
Anonymous No.719954250 >>719954403
>>719953775
>Atmospheric horror
>Walk for 10 minutes through a generic copy-pasted commie block
>Kill a zombie with one of the 2 guns in the game, both having the same generic special attack
>Pick up audio log and listen to gay british dude ramble about chat GPT-generated lore
>Wander through more commie blocks and encounter a "new" enemy: it's just a normal zombie but scaled up
>Tranny protag drones on about more lore with "her" troon voice
>Rinse and repeat until you beat the "game" and you realise you cant refund
Anonymous No.719954253
>>719953775
there is neither atmosphere or any horror
blooper doesnt understand how these things work
Anonymous No.719954334
>>719953775
>athmospheric?
Anonymous No.719954403
>>719954250
Don't forget you can shoot the red explosive barrels! That's true gameplay.
Anonymous No.719954460
>Set in a post apocalypse poland shithole
>go back to past 1980s poland
>still a shithole
kek
Anonymous No.719954467
>>719953453
>s are just for direct quotes
since when?
Anonymous No.719954640
>>719938479
>truth bomb post got deleted by mods for some reason.
Anonymous No.719954856 >>719955132 >>719956237 >>719966345
>>719941846
dead space remake is good. it's the same game, after a while you gorget you're playing a remake. it's og dead space with a few improvements and a couple of fag NPCs.
Anonymous No.719954859 >>719955161
>>719932647
>definitive proof Bloober is only good for remaking other people's efforts

they are shit at that as well

>719943946
>719944798
>719943612
>719954085

disgusting posts. not even worth a single (You)
Anonymous No.719955132 >>719955257 >>719955263 >>719955463 >>719959717 >>719966332 >>719971695
>>719954856
>dead space remake is good. it's the same game
lol
Anonymous No.719955161
>>719954859
doesn't even have the balls to refute them
Anonymous No.719955257 >>719955371 >>719955863 >>719968590 >>719969116
>>719955132
The weapons are balanced better and some of the more useless ones from the original is actually useful now, like the Flamethrower for example.
Melee and Stomping is much more faster and is viable to use
Kinesis can spike enemies now
Zero G is not clunky
You can use previous Suits looks while still having the upgraded stats
Backtrack-able Ishimura
Side quests for extra lore and resources
Randomized scares, every playthrough will have unique scares
Anonymous No.719955263 >>719955863
>>719955132
Not him, but isnt the final boss just one of the very few parts that they compleeeetely fucked up compared to the superior original?
td;dr : you're nitpicking
Anonymous No.719955371 >>719955704
>>719955257
>Randomized scares, every playthrough will have unique scares
what the shit???! is this for real? how come i never heard about this until this very second??
BIG if true.
Anonymous No.719955463 >>719955674 >>719955863
>>719955132
I fucking knew it, its the same goddamn people shitting up the Dead Space threads and the same ones in this one shitting up Cronos too.
>>719938479
>>719937580
Anonymous No.719955674
>>719955463
I don't think there are enough people to care about the game.
Anonymous No.719955704
>>719955371
Yeah, usually its just necromoprhs spawns being different each time but there also some minor ones too that are just pure jumpscare.
Like for example in one playthrough while using the Tram to backtrack to a previous are to finish a side quest, the tram stopped and loses power for a bit and it sounded like Necromorphs were about to break in but then it stops and the Tram came back online and started moving again.
Second playthrough, doing the same quest again and i never happens. I legit thought it was scripted.
Anonymous No.719955774
>>719932647
>only good for remaking other people's efforts
SH2 Demake was utter garbage. Flopper Team completely missed the point what made the game special.
It pains me to know, that Komani lets them remake SH1.
Anonymous No.719955863 >>719956045 >>719956226 >>719959717 >>719966332
>>719955257
>>719955263
Animations, physics, sound design, lighting, readability, the characters and so on. Even shit like the DEI aspects. It's all worse. I mean I can go on posting shit but this isn't a DS demake thread.

>>719955463
Well, make a good game and stop ruining good games from the past and I might actually praise it. I'm sure it's a difficult concept for you to warp your pea sized brain around but at least try.
Anonymous No.719955927
>>719940024
Dead space is a rip off of the thing actually, fucking retard, cronos is the same thing as DS, a giy in a suit witha pistol killing abominations that barely resemble humans
Anonymous No.719956045 >>719956171 >>719956465
>>719955863
demake animations were almost bioware tier
Anonymous No.719956171 >>719956831 >>719956851 >>719959717
>>719956045
Anonymous No.719956226 >>719956430 >>719956465
>>719955863
I'm more of a gameplay guy and actually playing the remake is a lot more fun.
Anonymous No.719956237
>>719954856
Yeah, lets forget the wokeslop that they put in the new one
Anonymous No.719956292
>>719932247 (OP)
It made me install Callisto again - fuck this, Dead Space's retarded cousin in Poland.
Anonymous No.719956430
>>719956226
Removing shit like the asteroid turret defense helps
Anonymous No.719956465 >>719956851 >>719959717
>>719956045
Hammond is also such a shit character in the demake while in the original he's a pretty cool guy. But hey, at least they changed the propaganda posters to be more inclusive (also worse than the original) and added tranny bathrooms. Priorities I guess.

>>719956226
I disagree. I also prefer to be able to actually see shit.
Anonymous No.719956795 >>719957216
>>719954154
Angela wasnt fat in the remake?
Anonymous No.719956831
>>719956171
kek... ironically enough the bullshit sliding necro at the bottom creeps me out more than the "accurate" animation at the top
Anonymous No.719956851 >>719957993
>>719956171
>using pre release preview shit when the launch game fixed stuff like that to shitpost
>>719956465
why? scared of a little dark? Also that webm is such a nitpick. When the original doesn't even let you do that
Anonymous No.719957101 >>719957302 >>719958791
I liked Dead Space 2023 fair enough, probably because I pirated it.

Is this worth playing? Or is Callisto Protocol better?
Anonymous No.719957216
>>719956795
are you sure about that? >>719935821
Anonymous No.719957231 >>719964751
>>719952414
Observer is their only good game. And its insane how you can be a fan of The Blair Witch Project and simultaneously enjoy that game.
Anonymous No.719957249 >>719957328
Bloober is a fucking meme
Anonymous No.719957302 >>719957649
>>719957101
>I liked Dead Space 2023 fair enough, probably because I pirated it.
Dead space remake has Denuvo you dumb shit. You didnt pirate jackshit.
Anonymous No.719957328 >>719957349
>>719957249
They are unironically worse than chinks at making games
Anonymous No.719957349 >>719957387
>>719957328
We'll be able to compare directly when SHf comes out I guess
Anonymous No.719957387
>>719957349
>the battle of shitters
i hate this gaming industry
Anonymous No.719957494
>>719932247 (OP)
A friend told it me it was a mix of Dead Space and Resident Evil. He didn't mention it was the modern remake RE games and Dead Space in aesthetics but not gameplay. The constant gun sway makes accurate shots difficult and most of the time the enemies are slow so I can just run around them and it doesn't even matter. The first mutated Orphan creature I just ran around and it didn't bother follow me into the next room. So despite having guns, just ignoring enemies appears to be just as fine an option when they don't really pose that big of a threat.
Anonymous No.719957649
>>719957302
You missed that one week when they released a demo and it was simply a time-limited version of the full game. So you could start the demo, get a Denuvo token and Steam/Origin emu the time-limit away.

When some hobo pushes you down the train tracks, it will be you punishment for acting hardcore at me. Now run back to your Fitgirl while you still can.
Anonymous No.719957782
Standard UE5 slop.
>Runs like shit: Check
>Looks the same as UE5 games: Check
>Boring TPS: Check
>Stutters: Check
>Mouse smoothing/acceleration on controllers: Check
Anonymous No.719957993 >>719958197 >>719959717
>>719956851
The original was already plenty dark but you could also see stuff. I prefer the readability of older titles to the visual clutter of modern ones.
Also do what? That's showing off superior animations and immersion compared to the demakes adhd Iron Man suit.
Anonymous No.719958197 >>719959027 >>719959717
>>719957993
The original also knew that "darkness = scary" is a retarded idea only children have, and there were multiple instances where you'd be attacked by Necromorphs in well lit or otherwise sterile areas. Overall it just has better lighting because Visceral (then EA Redwood Shores) actually fucking cared about that sort of thing.
Anonymous No.719958309 >>719958925 >>719959103
This is just what this genre is. All you fags who only play le mature gritty third person zombie shooters are just wakinf up to how boring your taste in video games is.

This, Callisto Protocol, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Hell is Us, Borderlands, Last of Us, Control

Its all the same boring shit. Maybe you understand why we play those "kiddie" games like Mario, Kingdom Hearts, Burnout, etc. Theyre actually fun and donr put us to sleep.

I swear everytime I see people talking about growing out of gamea or not liking games anymore are people who primarily play shit like this. I would hate games too if I forced myself to play this shit in all my free time
Anonymous No.719958791
>>719957101

I haven't played Cronos but I'm planning to do so, Survival Horrors are my weakspot and I can finish even mediocre games... case in point: The Callisto Protocol. I'll give the game credit for being graphically impressive and the main characters are doing a good job, however the most important thing (gameplay) is severely disappointing
Anonymous No.719958859 >>719958987 >>719963572
>>719932247 (OP)
>muh fart space
Kill all ps360 kids. Fucking annoying cunts who never played a good game in their life.
Anonymous No.719958925
>>719958309
>genre
>Hell is Us, Borderlands, Last of Us, Control
What the fuck kind of genre is this exactly? Because you listed a soulslike, a looter shooter, a survival horror and a TPS
Anonymous No.719958987
>>719958859
Cope.
Anonymous No.719959027 >>719959717
>>719958197
The medbay comes to mind. Well lit sterile room, makes sense, lets you see more of the body horror and is visually more distinct from the rest. Meanwhile in demake it's the same dark shit as everywhere else, fog included.
And yeah, Visceral actually gave a shit while the demake developers hired some dumbshit streamers as consultants...
Anonymous No.719959103
>>719958309
Nintendie detected opinion rejected. Go play your Bananzas
Anonymous No.719959109
>>719944901
Your favourite game is a game with no gameplay
Go back to youtube
Anonymous No.719959192 >>719959759
>>719946791
>Gaslighting yourself to not like things
Stay classy /v/
Anonymous No.719959563
Thread saved me 60 bucks. Appreciate it.
Anonymous No.719959717 >>719960171 >>719963745 >>719974049
>>719955132
>>719955863
>>719956171
>>719956465
>>719957993
>>719958197
>>719959027
>Criticism for the remake only mentions the visuals and nothing regarding gameplay
>a lot of it is also nitpick tier.
Anonymous No.719959759
>>719959192
what's more likely is the opposite--people gaslighting themselves to LIKE a game (for whatever reason; popularity, to join discussion/fit-in, post-purchase rationalization)
Anonymous No.719959980 >>719960210 >>719960279
>thread full of people that didn't play the game
>a bunch of kneejerk reactions to trailers
Man this place is just a bunch of wannabee baiters now.
Anonymous No.719960045
>>719932247 (OP)
The pet the cat thing was cringe as fuck, ruined the game honestly.

Also why a female protag? investor bait?
Anonymous No.719960171 >>719960267
>>719959717
got a problem with that faggot?
Anonymous No.719960210
>>719959980
I based my opinion on DSP's playthrough.
Anonymous No.719960267 >>719960480
>>719960171
gameplay is king and the remake has better gameplay.
Love me flamethrower. Og has shit flamethrower
Anonymous No.719960279 >>719960863
>>719959980
I bait you to post this
Anonymous No.719960401 >>719960478
>>719932247 (OP)
all the best horror games have attractive female waifus in the franchise
this shitty studio deserves to flop after what they did in sh2 remake
Anonymous No.719960478
>>719960401
This. Im glad SH4 will never get a demake.
Anonymous No.719960480 >>719960601
>>719960267
Don't care + your demake flopped
Anonymous No.719960501
>>719932247 (OP)
>Bloober shit
Anonymous No.719960601 >>719960681 >>719963745
>>719960480
news flash retard, OG Dead Space also flopped, according to EA's retarded standards.
Its a miracle they even greenlit the remake
Anonymous No.719960681 >>719960850
>>719960601
OG dead space got 3 games, with only the third one sucking dick. Your demake is not getting a sequel faggot
Anonymous No.719960850 >>719960947
>>719960681
The hell are you talking about? Dead Space 2 is technically the remake's sequel.
Anonymous No.719960863
>>719960279
based
Anonymous No.719960895
>>719940632
You're chasing nostalgia
Anonymous No.719960947 >>719961097
>>719960850
>he needs to use this kind of cope after his demake flopped and is not getting a Demake 2 sequel
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Anonymous No.719961097 >>719961172 >>719963745
>>719960947
The remake literally has more in common with Dead Space 2 than it does OG dead space.
Uses Nicole voice and likeness in both
Gunner Wright voices Isaac in both
A bunch of details and gameplay changes that ties into Dead Space 2
Even a new ending that ties into Dead Space 2 perfectly.
Anonymous No.719961119
>>719944258
Yes you can. Make it a tradcath game with no cats for the brownoid audience.
Anonymous No.719961172 >>719961286
>>719961097
Didn't read + keep coping, you are not getting a demake 2 after the first one flopped
Anonymous No.719961215
>>719944192
Correct
Anonymous No.719961286 >>719961686
>>719961172
its ok, i can just play Dead Space 2.
Anonymous No.719961454
>>719950847
/V/ is too bitter to think anything is good
Anonymous No.719961686 >>719962654
>>719961286
And most people also preferred to play the OG over the demake, reason why the demake flopped
Anonymous No.719962654 >>719963175 >>719964068
>>719961686
uh huh
Anonymous No.719963175 >>719963310
>>719962654
>steamdb for a 15 year old game
LMAOOOOOOOOOO NEW LEVELS OF COPE
Anonymous No.719963310 >>719963453
>>719963175
Steam is the only platform that matters.
Anonymous No.719963401
>>719953775
Horror? What was the scary part of Cronos? The same old loud noise jump scare with no build up to it? The bland combat? The fact they're charging $70 for a dead space clone with worse narrative, story, atmosphere, and most importantly gameplay?
Anonymous No.719963453 >>719963780
>>719963310
>he is really trying to push that narrative on a 15 year old game
>right on the era of console gaming and PC was still walking
Anonymous No.719963491
>>719937580
It's a special kind of hell.
Anonymous No.719963572
>>719958859
And they won't be starting to play good games if they play anything developed by Bloober.
Anonymous No.719963596 >>719963789 >>719964781
>>719932247 (OP)
It can't be worse than Callisto Protocol... right?
Anonymous No.719963745 >>719964607
>>719959717
Most of that is part of gameplay you moron and it's harldy "nitpick tier". Nitpicking would be more the shitty DEI aspects like pronoun nonesense although that is also sort of gameplay as it relates to immersion and atmosphere.
>>719960601
No, the original most certainly did not flop. Dead Space was a huge deal at the time for EA. And greenlighting a remake of a popular and recognizable ip isn't exactly a risk either. All these demakes and demasters do fairly well regardless of how shit they are thanks to the massive amounts of retards out there.
>>719961097
DS is to DS2 what Alien is to Aliens. By turning it into the more action oriented second game you have already failed your assignment. Also Nicole doesn't look 50 in DS2. Hell, she looks even older in the demake than in DS3.
Anonymous No.719963756
>>719939664
What the actual fuck? That game was awful. Super boring, tedious, and massively overstayed its welcome. It's a 4 hour game that felt like 10 hours and I was glad when it was finally over so I never had to touch it again. I played it on goypass and regretted wasting my time on it so badly.
Anonymous No.719963763
>>719932247 (OP)
Another bloober flop
Anonymous No.719963780 >>719963938
>>719963453
>"And most people also preferred to play the OG over the demake"
>Shows proof that Remake had more players during launch
it was your mouth not me
Anonymous No.719963789 >>719964079
>>719963596
>Bloober
Do you need any more information than that?
Anonymous No.719963938
>>719963780
>demake fags are this disingenuous
KEK as expected, pure mental retardation
Anonymous No.719963980
>Bloober the developer known for padding Silent Hill 2 demake with monotonous activies such as breaking wall 100, putting hand in hole 30, and killing enemy 300, finds out you can just pad the game out by making you have to charge your shot with every weapon and artificially padding gameplay encounters to be as tedious as the rest of the gameplay
Bravo Bloober.
Anonymous No.719964068
>>719962654
>using steamdb on a game that released on the Xbox 360 and PS3 era
retard alert, retard alert
Anonymous No.719964079 >>719964190 >>719964357
>>719963789
I've never played any of their games, so yes. Also, it doesn't get worse than Callisto Protocol. That game is bottom of the barrel trash.
Anonymous No.719964190 >>719964357
>>719964079
Nta, but bloober team is also known for bottom of the barrel trash that is ALSO a walking simulator
Anonymous No.719964276 >>719964573
why are there so many posts itt from people who havent played cronos
Anonymous No.719964291
>science fiction game
>weapons are just the same as any other third person shooter
https://youtu.be/Wo7QrFd5qRA
>Pistol
>Shotgun
>Shotgun 2
>AR
>Explosive Launcher
>Fart gas fire aoe
>Explosive Launcher 2
What a waste of potential.
Anonymous No.719964321
>>719932647
Even the Silent Hill remake was only "good" in the sense of
>eehhh you dumb chuds this slop is actually super good, yum-yum-yum, i love when older games gets demade for Modern Audiencesβ„’
its entire popularity was fabricated by journos and their supporting ilk in reaction to the reactions other demakes got before it.
Anonymous No.719964357
>>719964079
>>719964190
This
The combat in demake is not fun either.
Anonymous No.719964397 >>719964721 >>719965089
People buying slop like this is why now good games will ever again be released.
Anonymous No.719964573
>>719964276
I don't know why people would want to shill for this slop either. It's not even a mediocre survival horror game.
Anonymous No.719964607 >>719966332 >>719971203
>>719963745
>Most of that is part of gameplay you moron and it's harldy "nitpick tier".
I quite literally is not, and they are nitpicks. Because things you consider worst could be better for others, some might like the darker lighting of the remake more and etc, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I could even point some details or stuff that is much more improvement in the Remake, like when Isaac reloads his weapons and how much better it looks, the Plasma Cutter cartridge actually pops and he puts a new one in while OG he just does some motions on the gun for example.
Or how he can actually get covered in blood as the blood oozes off him and how going into space actually freezes his suit and going back into the ship melts it off.
Or how shooting necromorphs actually tears their flesh off when OG has no visible damage on them until you dismember them.
I could go on and on
Anonymous No.719964721
>>719964397
Well nobody bought it so I guess great games are coming any second now... any second...
Anonymous No.719964751 >>719964862
>>719957231
>And its insane how you can be a fan of The Blair Witch Project and simultaneously enjoy that game.
It's the only game, that I played at least, that captures some of BWP essence. I also liked thrudging through 'the house' in a similar way that I would enjoy a haunted house attraction. I am aware of its flaws but I think they are less than some of the sequel movies that came out. It was also genuinely spooky at some points, but retarded at others (war nightmare-flashback was not a good time).
Anonymous No.719964781
>>719963596
It honestly is, looks worse and performs worse too. At least CP had a cool ending (in the DLC)
Anonymous No.719964786
Filtered
Anonymous No.719964862
>>719964751
The other Blair Witch point and click game did it better.
Anonymous No.719965089
>>719964397
that ship sailed long ago anon
we ain't getting good games ever again
Anonymous No.719966332 >>719968180
>>719964607
Sure it is, movement, physics, animations, sound, cohesion, immersion, atmosphere. All part of it. Unless you don't need and all that shit in a horror game.
>some might like the darker lighting
Who? These morons?
>beauty is in the eye of the beholder
You seriously want to tell me that stuff this looks better to you?
>>719955132
>>719955863

And I'm not saying it has no improvements, I'm saying it pales in comparison. The game really didn't need a remake and they did a poor job with it. Now you might enjoy the more zoomerish adhd riddled approach, but I don't. DS1 wasn't that kind of experience so why remake it when you don't actually want to make that game?
Anonymous No.719966345 >>719966621 >>719967750
>>719954856
>It's the same game
It is absolutely not.
>retconned Isaac to a protagonist that speaks every 5 seconds
>blackwashes the setting
>fucks up the lighting
Anonymous No.719966621
>>719966345
dead space (og) was a triumph of sound design and lighting cues, straight up spooking me with shadows

your post is based and blessed
Anonymous No.719967114 >>719968590
I bought DSDEMAKE for 11 bucks and still feel ripped off. there is NOTHING, NOT ONE THING the demake succeeds in. not even going to talk about improving anything lmao. EVERY aspect of the game is worse than the OG. it's truly the perfect example for the word DEMAKE
zoomers are slopeating subhumans
Anonymous No.719967750 >>719968183 >>719968191 >>719971717
>>719966345
It plays the same, shut the fuck up. I picked the original button layout and it plays exactly the same, with the added benefit of more fluid movement and an actually usable TK.
Anonymous No.719968180 >>719968578 >>719969885
>>719966332
>movement, physics, animations, sound, cohesion, immersion, atmosphere.
None of these is worst or better, different perhaps but like i said there are stuff the remake did better and some worst i won't deny that, even i had my fair issues with it like with doctor kyne.
Another cool detail is how necromoprhs have clothing appropriate to where you fight them, like scrubs in the medical bay or mining gear in the mining deck.
But in terms of actually playing the game, yes it feels much more fun to shoot necromorphs in this one. Combined with the randomization mechanic where necromorhps spawns are random now, anytime i wanna replay the game, i can't just memorize where they'll come from and have stay on guard most of the time.
I replayed OG Dead Space so much to the point i remember each part they would appear and it just didn't become scary anymore.
Anonymous No.719968183
>>719967750
No, it fucking doesn't, because it's a different game.
Anonymous No.719968191
>>719967750
Lying little turd.
Anonymous No.719968395 >>719968469
Am I missing something or the game was designed this way?

In the earier stages of the game when you first encounter the exploding green blobs in an apartman building complex there are 3 flesh walls you gotta burn away on the top of the stairway in order to proceed.
Do I really have to walk down the stairs 2 additional times just to refill my flamethrower ammo from the dispenser near the bottom of the stairway at the save point room? Then walk down again if I wanna continue with flamethrower ammo
Anonymous No.719968469
>>719968395
No? There are gas cans or barrels you can just shoot that will burn them up.
Anonymous No.719968489
>>719933645
Observer and Blair Witch are good, fuck off.
Anonymous No.719968554
>>719934713
>>719934820
Wrong.
Anonymous No.719968578 >>719968754
>>719968180
>None of these is worst or better
t
blind retard
Anonymous No.719968590 >>719973698
>>719967114
see>>719955257
Anonymous No.719968754
>>719968578
>>movement, physics, animations, sound, cohesion, immersion, atmosphere.
Yeah?
Anonymous No.719968771 >>719969314
Dead Space is my faverioute series.
Dead Space 1 and 2 are two of my faverioute games of all time.
I hated 3 even if the lore is still really cool
I fucking hated the Calisto Protocol
And I thought the Dead Space remake was a surprisingly great remake of one of my most beloved games.

So give it to me straight will Cronos scratch that ever sore Dead Space itch of mine?
Or should I just keep on dreaming?
Anonymous No.719968779
>we need to copy Dead Space STAT!!!
>but make all the enemies generic back 4 blood rips instead of cool fetus tentacle monsters
>and also replace Isaac Clarke with a transexual for no reason
>also release it next to Silksong
>now we wait for the sales to roll in
Anonymous No.719968978
>>719944192
some people are trying to disagree with you but it's absolutely true
>Harry dies without even showing his face
>Heather is pregnant, has an attitude and kills God
>Douglas loses to Claudia
>reuses major parts of SH2
>maybe 6 hours long on your first playthrough
Anonymous No.719969116 >>719969975
>>719955257
Fuck off.
Anonymous No.719969314
>>719968771
As someone that likes Cronos, you shouldn't really expect Dead Space from it. Its a lot more deliberately survival horror than the Action horror of Dead Space.
They made everything move extra clunky and slow, aiming is slower, combat is slower, Resource management is a bigger focus.
The movement feels like they tried to make tank controls in a 3rd person OTS style game but not exactly that if that makes sense.
Its more Resident Evil 2 Remake than it is Dead Space.
I mean its not even set in Space.
Anonymous No.719969885 >>719970127
>>719968180
>None of these is worst or better
Wat? There are already plenty of examples here how it's worse. And I've also mentioned the dumb changes to the writing and characters. Fuck, even the cutscene and jump scare at the end are worse.
To me it just sounds like you really like randomizers.
Anonymous No.719969975 >>719975465
>>719969116
>anon made some points how the remake is better than og
>have no way to refute them
>curse him instead
Anonymous No.719970127 >>719973014
>>719969885
>And I've also mentioned the dumb changes to the writing and characters. Fuck, even the cutscene and jump scare at the end are worse.
again how are these examples of better gameplay?
Anonymous No.719971203
>>719964607
>I could even point some details or stuff that is much more improvement in the Remake, like when Isaac reloads his weapons and how much better it looks, the Plasma Cutter cartridge actually pops and he puts a new one in while OG he just does some motions on the gun for example.
>Or how he can actually get covered in blood as the blood oozes off him and how going into space actually freezes his suit and going back into the ship melts it off.
>Or how shooting necromorphs actually tears their flesh off when OG has no visible damage on them until you dismember them.
Can i add one more thing to the remake that i actually love.
Unlike in og with the loading screens using the trams, the game now actually seamlessly go through the entire game in one go without any camera cuts. kinda hated hearing that when everyone was losing their mind that God of War reboot did that when i remember Dead Space 2 did that already. Turns out it was a kinda, there were actually a couple of camera cuts in it(still impressive for something on the PS3/X360). Well now Dead Space Remake did that beautifully all in one go, full on immersion.
Anonymous No.719971503 >>719972489
>>719944192
SH3's bloated legacy has been carried solely by Heatherfags for years and years
Anonymous No.719971695 >>719972573
>>719955132
>old game
>we'll hand-craft this scene to make it look as cool as possible
>modern game
>uhhh just put anti-soul gas everywhere and UE5 default settings, good enough the goyim will buy it anyway
Anonymous No.719971717
>>719967750
I have no idea why those other anons are seething at you. You're right, it's literally the same but improved across the board. The original is still perfect, but the remake made some great additions and quality of life changes. They must not have played it. I bet they parrot that 3 is "bad" still.
Anonymous No.719972489
>>719971503
well if its the best in the franchise what you expected
i dont know shit about the franchise
Anonymous No.719972573
>>719971695
>>uhhh just put anti-soul gas everywhere and UE5 default settings
The game uses Frostbite engine
Anonymous No.719972821 >>719973398
All I know is 90% of the time on this board when someone is shitting on something they are giving little to no details or focus on a single thing and they're obnoxious fags about it while people that actually play video games will list positive and negative things about the game in the same post.
Anonymous No.719973014 >>719974670
>>719970127
All part of it.
But look m8, I do not give a shit that you don't find the secondary of the plasma rifle useful or that you want to zoom zoom through areas with a faster stomp or whatever. To me all the weapons were already viable and the stomp was heavy and satisfying. You want DS2 or to dash through levels repeatedly Sanic style and that's fine I guess but it's not DS1 so don't give me this crap that they did a good job.
All in all the demake is a worse experience made by less talented developers and like with so many of these demakes and demasters if you squint really hard you might actually think you are playing that game everyone loved a long time ago but you are just not. And I'll leave it at that.
Anonymous No.719973398 >>719974690
>>719972821
because when you give details of why something is shit you get meme answers
so its faster to say its shit than to waste time writing big text to be ignored or answered with
>filtered
>get good
or whatever other meme retarded shit do blind fanboys say
Anonymous No.719973698
>>719968590
>low IQ
>no taste
>no knowledge of game design
yeah, fuck off
Anonymous No.719974049 >>719974287 >>719975156 >>719976445
>>719959717
You want criticisms of the gameplay? Fine, I got beef with that as well. Biggest is that the limb removal system wasn't just changed, it was fundamentally altered so now you have to have weapons that are good at peeling layers off the target, then another that's good for actually ripping limbs off the target. You would think that engineering/mining equipment meant to break up large rocks or even starship hulls for maintenance would easily shred a (roughly) human body but not in the demake. This not only changes the flow of combat but takes the emphasis on accurate, well placed shots to the way side. Now you have to peel these fucks like potatoes before you can actually do the thing you were always able to do in literally every other Dead Space game. The darkness also affects gameplay because more enemies now than even in Dead Space 3 glow in the dark or how some kind of ambient light emanating from them to compensate where the original never had this problem. They had to invent a solution to a problem they created. That's total retardation. Then we get into the enemy drops, which are modeled after Dead Space 2, but now there's an AI advisor who determines what you get and in what amount based on how well you're doing. So if you're like me and did a little too well, congratulations you've fucked up. The game will now decide to drop little more than 100 credits because you have too much money, too much ammo, and too much health for anything else. So you have either play conservatively forever or intentionally take hits and spend cash so the game will finally be generous again. Never mind the new backtracking ensures that many crates and rooms you could've used then and there you are arbitrarily locked out of until you come back with the right security clearance. Bitch if I wanted back tracking in this largely linear and level based game I would've fucking played something else.

There is A LOT that's wrong with the gameplay.
Anonymous No.719974287 >>719974635
>>719974049
No, don't talk shit about the game. Please.
Anonymous No.719974635 >>719975370
>>719974287
We're well past that. Fuck Motive, fuck those gay ass Canadians, and I'm happy the game did poorly so EA wouldn't ass rape the series they killed all over again for a quick buck.
Anonymous No.719974670
>>719973014
What you consider improvements as detriments says a lot about you.
I'll leave it at that.
Anonymous No.719974690 >>719976937
>>719973398
A way you can get around that is by also stating things you liked about the game. There is rarely a game so bad that there isn't a single positive thing about it.
Anonymous No.719974763
>Female protag
Ewww
Anonymous No.719975156 >>719975825
>>719974049
I personally like the peel and delimb system, it makes it so you have to use weapons you otherwise would not use.
I remember only equipting only the plasma cutter and ripper in og and using nothing else because you don't really need to.
I don't see any issue with the item drops system, in fact you get even more now since enemies do drop items when og didn't do that. There were plenty of locked lockers back in og that you could never open too.
All of this is just to make sure the game is a bit more challenging to play than OG and yeah honestly once you got used to it a bit, it was a really easy game.
Were you just filtered by it? Maybe just lower the difficulty?
Anonymous No.719975370
>>719974635
Thank you.
Anonymous No.719975465
>>719969975
The points aren't worthy of more than a 'Fuck off.'
Anonymous No.719975636
>>719952695
Hm.
No overtly woke shit as far as I can see.
The only part that gave me pause was the fucking Warden's weird-ass diatribe about the cats.
Anonymous No.719975825
>>719975156
Are you some kind of special retard? I said I was doing TOO WELL and the game was punishing me for doing so. That's not even difficult, that's just dickish to give the impression of difficulty. It's still easier to do zealot than DS2 or even 3, and that's with DS2 still having a bug that can brick a playthrough on PC to this day. And no, the OG did not have lockers that wouldn't open with equipment, either a crate or box was interactable or it wasn't. Because the game was linear. You didn't go back to previous levels so it made no sense to have things that couldn't be unlocked or used within the same zone. Not only are you lying, you're being a faggot. Which you would have to be, you like the demake.
Anonymous No.719975994 >>719978073
>>719939704
The thing about it that stands out is how you cannot get away with being a total numbnuts with zero foresight and impulse control.
You actually need to conserve resources, loot everything, and pick your fights.
If you can do that half decently, then you should have plenty of resources in storage by the steelworks.
Anonymous No.719976127
>>719932247 (OP)
Sounds like you got filtered
Anonymous No.719976445
>>719974049
Nigga what are you talking about, what "peeling system"? Just shoot the limb until it's dismembered, same as the original. It's like 3-4 shots, same as before. Gunplay is identical, the peeling is just for show.
Anonymous No.719976937
>>719974690
sure i started doing that a while ago but i ain't replaying shit in a long time to update my "opinions" on the good things
Anonymous No.719978073
>>719975994
This pretty much, don't play like a retard and you'll have a good time.