Thread 719997228

Me whenever I see someone abuse mechanics in games clearly not intended by the developer.

>>719997228 (OP)
What's wrong with talking on the phone?
Also literally no one does that with the ginger.

>>719997228 (OP)
>THIS PLACE IS A TEMPLE
>*makes a huge fucking scene*

>>719997228 (OP)
i get my sushy from a conveyor belt for 80 yen a piece it kicks ass

>>719997440
>Also literally no one does that with the ginger.
i put a little bit of ginger, wasabi, and onions sauce onto all of my sushi pieces

>>719997557
i get my sooshi from sams club

>>719997560
Your expense accounts don't entitle you to fuck his art up the ass, you heathen.

The author is dead. Todd Howard RIP

but why do they give you soi sauce if it's already precisely sauced

>>719997560
You’re playing New Game+ sushi etiquette and I respect it. The wasabi-ginger-homebrew combo is either peak culinary innovation or a war crime, no middle ground.

>>719997757
the orientals have a database of faithful samurai and those who sauce their bento, if you fail the onions test you get permanently branded and will only be served the scraps

>>719997750
"Games are played, not made"
~Todd Howard

>>719997796
Those are literally the three things they give you at sushi places by default. I don't know why that's weird to you

>>719997228 (OP)
it's ok when Japs eat with hands

>>719998038
Todd confirms Starfield is not a game

>>719997228 (OP)
this would be better if the sushi chef was like some kind of pug-faced indonesian like 99% of sushi places in the US

>>719998305
Where do you live? Even out here in bumfuck nowhere we got actual japs at all the sushi places

>>719998202
It's okay to eat some things with your hands. A burger, pizza, chips, etc. They eat off a plate on a table, not the floor, you filthy jeet. No one is serving cow shit with their bare hands.

>>719997228 (OP)
Based off the fact that the the older guy is a recognizable actor while the three younger guys are not, I can only assume we're meant to agree with the older guy? Because I'm pretty sure even the chef doesn't remotely give a shit or else he wouldn't have given you the little bowls and bottles of sauce. So he's being a pretentious twat for no reason and for the benefit of no one.

>>719998472
fucking heathen

>>719998472
I can tell you for a fact that any rice-blooded slant-eyed nipponjin would be ten thousand times more bothered by a customer making a big scene at the sushi bar than by some foreigner talking on the phone and dunking his sushi

He is obnoxious
But he is also completely right about how to eat sushi.
>t. uni gang

>>719997560
Onions sauce sounds good gonna find some of that or make it

>>719997671
>art
anyone can put fish onto rice

>>719997228 (OP)
wut kino?

>>719997757
The meat is presauced; adding sauce to the rice makes it slippery, so it harder to use chopsticks.

>>719997469
when a monk is calmly talking to someone i don't like, it's my duty to accuse the person i don't like of breaking the rules.
customary temple shit

>>719998638
you will never eat real sushi

>>719998202
Unironically yes.
Any race obsessed with cleanliness is ok in my book to prepare food and eat food with their hands.
Honestly, its just indians who generally fail this. Korean do it, Pinoys do it, hell most of asia does it. Same with the middle east. And with all of those cleanliness is just standard.
You see shitty pinoy or viet food stalls, and the worst of them look like a 5 star indian restaurant. So the hate really is only against indians.

>>719998638
this attitude will be your undoing gaijin

>>719997228 (OP)
there should be a japanese version were its about a expensive american Honey Mustard pickles

>>719998446
i've been meaning to make a compilation of white people cleaning their hands after eating a chicken wing alongside a compilation of brownoids smiling and bobbling their head as they eat literal shit

>>719998472
I call it the "White woman's burden." White women and weak men owe it to the world to be very concerned about respecting other races in as obnoxious way as possible.

>>719998793
9 times out of 10 a japanese public restroom isn't even going to have a soap dispenser.

>>719998792
Eating rice with fish isn't an achievement.

>>719998632
Not sure if you know about the filter or not...

>>719998584
The guy represents Westerners who hate their own people, but will defend other cultures like it's their own. These kinds of people are pathetic.

>>719998791
>saar the reason we are having bugs and rats is because a lower caste indian was here a week ago, be trusting of me

I went to one of those Omakase places like 2 years ago. $155 per person. Was it a little bit over the top, hell yes but the sushi was amazing, as was the experience.

>>719997757
Its not precisely sauced. The guy is a sperg. They were however absolutely drowning the poor sushi in sauce, you dip it in a bit, not fucking submerge the whole thing.

>>719998952
that looks like the last shit i ever saw my dad take in hospice before he died

>>719999024
it looks like a dried miscarriage

>>719998638
This. The actual price comes from the materials
>It's a precise ratio arranged in a certain way and then you put them together and cross the chopsticks and
My apple pie is superior and harder to make. Raw fish + rice is easy, much like michelin star cooking it's all about consistency but not actually about having the best food in the world. So many people misunderstand what the stars actually mean, it doesn't mean it's better than the food you can make at home or even order at a non-starred restaurant, it's a guarantee of a certain level of quality every time.

>>719999005
Or: you do whatever the fuck you want because it's your fucking food that you paid for.

>>719997440
>What's wrong with talking on the phone?
Its not polite in high class dining situations. If you have to talk on the phone, just excuse yourself, and walk out.
Its like taking phone calls in a cinema.

>>719999024
why were you watching him shit

>>719999024
you watch your dad take shits?

>>719998921
yes

>>719999127
because he was bedridden and dying and someone had to wipe that ass of his

>>719999119
I remember when it was considered rude to talk on the phone in public at all.

>>719999119
>Its like taking phone calls in a cinema
pretty sure listening to my food isn't a requirement to dine

>>719997469
"High" class japanese cuisine, especially Sushi is pretentious as fuck.

>>719999106
Yeaaaah, not how it works. If someone tells you not to eat the fucking pineapple peel, you don't fucking snip back that you can do whatever you want, because you paid for the whole banana.
You say thank you for correcting my mistake, I didn't know.
This is the same with drowning anything in onions sauce. At that point seek medical help, because you are drowning your food in salt and if you don't notice that its off, something is clearly wrong with your taste.

>>719999198
what hell did this spring from
why would you save such a nightmarish image

>>719999215
We aren't trying to listen to your food. We are trying to eat in peace without having to hear you yak.

>>719998430
>Even out here in bumfuck nowhere we got actual japs at all the sushi places

They're 90% Chinese or Koreans. Just because they rook same does not make them Japanese.

>>719999215
Holy shit you are so close to the reason why its rude. Soooo close.

>>719999262
this anon is certified mad

>>719999198
You didn't even spend ten years learning how to make the tamago (the egg). Your arrogance is disgusting

>>719999262
The.... banana covered in pineapple peel?

>>719999310
>hey're 90% Chinese or Koreans. Just because they rook same does not make them Japanese.
I dunno bro. We had a japanese sushi chef here for a while, and I live in a 3rd world country basically (eu). Dude lived here for a few years, and I know they were japanese because I used to chat with him while waiting on the food.

>>719999286
>We aren't trying to listen to your food
you shouldn't be listening to my food even if the idea was to listen to the food

>>719999324
shame you're a redeye flight away from understanding that i'm taking the piss

>>719999198
lmfao right on the rental unit carpet that hasn't been vacuumed in weeks

>>719999198
Mmmm... I love botulism.

>>719999424
EAT THE PINEANA THE WAY THE CHEF INTENDS, CULTURELESS FUCK

>>719999424
Was gonna go for ananas, but I bananad it. Fuck me, my argument is shattered, I will see myself out.
>>719999462
>shame you're a redeye flight away from understanding that i'm taking the piss
Oh, only pretending you are retarded. Hah, joke is on us, everyone now things you are retarded. You got us good.

>>719997557
I get my sushi comped
COMPED

>>719998472
I just laugh at that faggot that wrote that character. In another episode he tries to get his wife(girlfriend?) to eat shit because it turned him on seeing a woman eat chocolate out of a diaper at a baby shower. He later complains that to his therapist that his wife wouldn't do it, which isn't fair because she is the one that brought him to the place that gave him the fetish.

>>719999471
it looks like a mouse turd right there too
jesus lord what an image

wypipo really do be like this hospice is a temple and youre eating my dying dads poo wrong

>>719999310
>go to sushi kawasaki kobayashi yamato damashi tsunami
>day old sushi on display and the unmistakable sound of hateful old chinese women bitching and arguing in cantonese in the back

>>719999424
ceriman?

>>719997228 (OP)
>he had to spend 10 years to learn how to cook the egg
damn no wonder the fish ain't cooked, it'll take him another 1000 years for that

>>719999548
you bet i did suckaloo
ARGUMENT STATUS: SHATTERED BY AN ERROR
ABILITY TO RECOGNIZE SARCASMIC NONSENSE: NOT FOUND
PEEPEE: BITTY

>>719999198
compared to $15 supermarket sushi

>>719999462
I don't want to listen to you chew your food, I don't want to listen to your conversation, just chew with your mouth closed and speak in an indoor tone with the rest of your party

>>719999198
holy shit this is an all-timer. cant stop looking at it

>>719999710
it's bad enough without the juxtaposition, sadist

>>719999119
They're sitting at the bar though.
I can understand excusing yourself if you're at a table so you don't disturb the people you are with, but cmon.

>>719999710
god I want some salmon nigiri now

>>719999198
sovl
>>719999710
soulless

>>719999775
sounds like baby should stay home and have his nummy nums in peace

>>719999817
Sam and Niggy would be a good name for a buddy cop movie

>>719999198
based

>>719999873
sam is jet black and niggy is irish

>>719999119
>muh politeness
Faggot tranny post

>>719997469
wow, just like jesus!

MESSAGE: If you are an English speaker out and about in Japan and you see another English speaker DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE speak your shit language when no one wants to hear it.

I am in a Japanese cafe which means I only want to hear Japanese, not your gay thoughts spoken aloud. You've already ruined Tokyo.

>>719999932
Sam Johnson and Niggy McCormick

>>719998894
I bring my own soap. Also rural Japanese bathrooms are cleaner than swanky operating rooms.

>>719997228 (OP)
Japs feel like they would dislike making a scene inside their restaurant more than some guy not respecting sushi munching protocol

>>719999625
>Took wife to Japanese restaurant
>Pretty good but the waiter is obviously Chinese
>Comes up in conversation
>You don't know the guys in the back aren't Japanese
>Literally the next second the guys in the back start singing really loud in Chinese gavig a grand old time
>They are laughing and having fun basically the entire time we are there (it was totally dead)
Some chinks are alright

>>719999606
Well, he eats sushi, so he would be into eating shit desu

>>719999995
>留言:如果你在日本四處走動,會說中文,遇到另一個說中文的人,千萬別在沒人想聽的時候說你的髒話。

>我現在在一家日式咖啡館,這意味著我只想聽日語,而不是你那些大聲說出來的同性戀想法。你已經毀了東京。

I edited it so this is directed at the actual relevant parties

>>719999982
Jesus did it outside the temple you retard not in the temple

>>719999710
cute cat chopstick rest :3

>>720000013
jewess behaviour

>>720000000
>>719999999

>>719999024
i bet that shit tasted great!

>>719999198
If you weren't a dirty gaijin you would be expected to commit sudoku for this abomination you've created

>>719998638
this
I have more respect for the niggas who raised/caught the fish and farmed the rice than the retard who pretends they're Michelangelo for cutting pieces of raw fish and serving it to me

>>719997796
thanks chatGPT

>>719997228 (OP)
Pretentious faggots should be put to death.

>>720000168
honestly it would rock if I immigrated to some asian country and just dressed like an Italian chef and made the shittiest pasta in the world for a bunch of grateful oblivious chinks

>>719999198
ITS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>719999471
the carpet is part of the seasoning.

>>719999625
LMAO

>>719999198
Profoundly based

>>719997228 (OP)
>You're eating your raw mercury-ridden shit-eating fish from the bays of PFAS incorrectly

>>720000168
a lot of japanese restaurants are owned by chinese or koreans from my experience.
it's actually funny how openly racist they are towards each other, but they'll still ape each other's cuisine when it's beneficial.

do people actually LIKE sushi or are you just pretending to be cool and "refined"? it doesn't tast like anything special, not saying it's bad, but people go way too hard with their love for it

>>719999198
>*foghorn*
>*glass breaking*
>*stock sfx of woman shrieking*
>*plane crash followed by explosion sfx*

>>720000819
Good sushi is delicious, but any memester pretending it's fine dining is either Jiro dreaming of charging dumb gaijin $500 for a plate of raw fish on rice or a californian redditor

>>720000921
Youre telling that nigga go to sleep and he DREAMIN about sushi??

>>720000951
you forgot fart reverb

>>720000951
>no jericho trumpet before the plane crash

>>720000921
>that'rr be 600 dorrar prus tip gaijinu piggu!

>>720000730
In my area it is
>Vietnamese
>Indonesian
>Chinese
>Extremely expensive actually Japanese
In that order

>>720000921
To be fair the hard part is cutting the strips and sourcing good fish but yeah the actual process of slapping cuts of fish on rice is retard proof

>>719999995
No one cares nigger. Tokyo being international is what makes it Tokyo. Also it’s gayer to create a disruptive shitstorm than it is to violate minor customs of politeness
>t. Dude who has lived in Nippon for 10 years

Can someone explain why people lose their shit over sushi? Like what's the big fucking deal? Anytime I have ever eaten fish its been, at best nothing special, at worst it just smelled and tasted fishy.

>inb4 it was spoiled

I have literally caught and cleaned the fish myself and immediately eaten it and it still smelled and tasted fishy. But then I watch video and people eat a piece of raw fish straight from humanity's toilet, aka the ocean, and talk about how orgasmic of an experience it is.

>>720000480
Would be fun

>>719998952
that looks like menstruation blood

>>719997228 (OP)
They're both in the wrong. The guy on the phone should've taken his call outside if he was gonna shout & cuss and the weeb should not have lost his shit at a minor lapse in manners.

>>720001547
>"i've eaten hamburger helper, why do people lose their shit over a ribeye steak?"

>>720001836
>food analo-
Oh wait.

>>720001547
you suck at cleaning fish

>>719997440
Talking on your fucking phone isn't polite anywhere that's a somewhat confined space or an environment where you should be taking calls, like a callcenter. Fuck you, zoomer and/or third-worlder. You fuckheads have ruined it all by making everywhere your phone zone, and you don't just talk on it either, you put it on speaker because you're too lazy to hold it up to your ear. Mongrels.

>>719999814
At the bar, everyone at the bar is "at your table". You're disturbing them there. But I bet you also talk on the phone on public transport, pajeet.

>>719999198
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mg7A4269bC4

>>720001547
I hope you're stupid enough to have done that with freshwater fish and you're shitting out half a pound of worms every day now

>>719997228 (OP)
>YOUR EXPENSE ACCOUNTS DON'T ENTITLE YOU TO--
Actually yes they do, lmao eat shit nignog.

>>720000921
mmmm delicious elderly grease

>>720001547
It’s not that big of a thing. Anyone who has lived in Japan knows that sushi is slop that they literally serve to you on a robotic conveyor belt

>Eating fish at all
Why, shit's awful.

>>719997228 (OP)
>"sushi is le art and sacred serious business"
hipster cringe, its literally fast food, fish fresh off the boat that you don't have time to cook proper, slap it on some rice and there you go.

>>720002838
this
but just like a burger it's good fucking shit

>>720001547
Sounds like you cut the gut sac. You need to make a shallow slit from the anal hole to the front and then pull the guts out under running water.

>>720001547
tastebuds have successfully been destroyed by your overlords with tons of preservatives and sugar

>>719997228 (OP)
I bet the guy bitching didn't even open the 3rd noren with his hand 3.2 inches on the left hand side at a 48 degree angle with the proper hand posture.

Everyone knows you are supposed to pour 22cc of onions sauce and soak your sushi in it until it is at least noticeably heavier
https://youtu.be/bDL8yu34fz0?si=eiTG3Ge0txJK8uCR

>>720002032
>put phone on speaker
>hold it up under your chin anyway
Gas them all.

>>719997228 (OP)
Even if he is right in some ways, the old guy is a sperg who is sperging out. The correct way to handle it is to politely ask the guy to not talk on the phone, it is disrespectful. Conversation ends there he either stops talking on the phone or he won't stop and any future conversation will become an argument that would be more disrespectful than one guy on the phone.

why did Gale Boetticher do this

>>720003265
>omg this actor was this other character in other tv show!!!
>Quick I need to say I know him from other show!!!!
Congratulations, your brain activity is on par with the retarded children on youtube.

>>720003360
answer the question

>>720003360
wow you're really mad

>>720003360
>omg this anon said something I don't like!!!
>Quick I need to express my pooper pain!!!!
Congratulations, you're a retarded child.

>>720002032
boomers (speaker phone) and gen xers (bluetooth headsets) pioneered this
it is known

>>719999198
does it taste good though? i don't care about presentation

>>720000921
Unironically a child in a sweatshop has more dexterity and skill than that

>>720000921
this documentary caused so much retarded >thing, japan bullshit

>>720001580
>Death Stranding 2 combat

>>720003265
he's the only actor in Breaking Bad, The Wire and Flight of the Conchords (top 2 shows of all time and Breaking Bad)

>>720000921
kino
i love watching sushi chefs put together my order at sushi bars, especially in japan

>>719999198
why is the plate on the floor and why are there random leave scraps next to the plate
why are americans such dysgenic pigs

>>720004830
It's a carpeted countertop

>>720004983
the yuropoor cannot comprehend carpeted countertops. You think mario antoinette used linoleum, poor boy?

>>720002738
Exactly. If a pussy smells like fish, you wouldn't want to eat it.

>>720005209
YWNBAA stop lying, jeet

>>719997228 (OP)
Rewind.webm
If you used Rewind. You didn't even play the game.