Thread 720011594

Dispatch.

damn you niggas ain't even trying to be subtle

Can't wait for that cringe kino
Also buy an ad
Hiro needs to pay wages lol

Queer coded thread

>>720012198
What's so queer about it?

>>720012364
the voice actors

>>720011594 (OP)
NIGGER EINSTEIN

>>720011594 (OP)
i'm pissed that i thought up the idea of super hero dispatch game only for this studio to beat me to it.

>>720011594 (OP)
Nigger WTF

and every hype I had for this kusoge is gone

Buy an ad

>>720011594 (OP)
wait what is this

The demo was fun and way better than I expected

>>720013404
A workplace comedy where your choices matter™. From former devs of Telltale Games, you play as Robert Robertson. A former superhero turned dispatcher, manging a dysfunctional team of misfits that are sent out on emergencies around the city.

>>720012917
No harm in trying your own approach to it. Surely it can't be exactly the same as we see here.

>>720012482
?

>>720013352
This was the red flag not everything else?

>>720015968
Top row I will now b-
>The rest
I will now ignore your game

>>720016564
>Pearce
>Demon
>Asmongloid 2
>A bag
Lol

>>720015339
This looks like a shittier 13 sentinels aegis rimjob

>>720013508
For the dispatching segment, yeah it was. Can't really say the same for the narrative portion. Sure it's your usual Telltale fare but I always feel that kind of game holds itself back on its foundation. They always say your choices will matter...until they don't.

What is this type of writing called?
For example:
I have a character like a bold lesbian girl with dyed hair oh and she is like asian looking, original character by the way...and she downplays the token straight male character that I have around, which the audiences is supposed to identify themselves with.

She uses the words dick, shit, fuck a whole awful lot but not nigger, cunts, fag, or homo.
Mentally is she is neither an adult but is more like a teenage tranny on discord.
And I have more gay, bold characters of color that are more or less the same.
Everyone is awful and aggressive and only communicate by swearing often using sexual references but the audience is supposed to feel sympathy for them and not just pirate the game, upload it to youtube so people can endlessly mock it.

You see, I am breaking new ground here.

>>720012917
Dude make it so it is not exactly like Dustborn and you have already beaten this crap.

>>720017938
Milennial writing™?

>>720018079
god the nose ring, the impossible strength, im watching slop exodia form here

>>720016808
What's wrong with Matt Mercer? He's /ourguy/.
well he's /tg/s guy seeing as he used to browse, and probably still does to some degree

>>720011594 (OP)
nigga einstein? this game could be ludo

>>720018243
I actually like mercer even if I hate his show. The rest are the problem

>>720018179
>the impossible strength
Well she does have powers while he does not...Invisibility that is.

>>720018243
Nobody browses /tg/ anymore, dude. Moderators nuked the board from orbit it's completely fucking unusable

>>720018372
...I do
If site mods actually did their fucking jobs and let the community do its thing instead of nuking everything that isn't strictly related to talking about games it'd be good again. Oh and death to greentext content farmers.

>>720018079
>angry spiky haired tomboy the mc definetly will rail by the end
also
>stonks meme in the back
PAINFULLY millenial
>>720018445
>If site mods actually did their fucking jobs and let the community do its thing instead of nuking everything that isn't strictly related to talking about games it'd be good again
it's so fucking bad, if you even slightly step out of line and make a post about something that's tangentially but not directly related to the topic you get banned. miserable zero fun allowed moderation

>>720018079
That female character design is eyeroll-inducingly uninspired and lame.

>>720018179
>impossible strength
She pushed him and bleed a little while making a fist.
She did not break his noise or nothing.
And the guy looks like he hasn't sleep in ages.

Not super unrealistic.
The largest problem is that why would anyone like this character.
It is Dustborn.
I guess the intention is that the player can "fix" her so you have your run of the mill alt scene girl like Jack in Mass Effect except as ugly as she was, she was more charismatic than mystery meat asian mutt over there.

>>720018079
Millennial Writing?
Okay so what is it called when I have women behave like dudes and character that look like this:
>>720012364
I mean REALLY ground breaking.

>>720018315
Travis is ok
Liam is a munchkin
Sam can get kind of annoying, though FCG was pretty good and I feel bad about the cancer
Talesin was good for Percy, and that's it
Laura is tolerable in small doses
Never really had a problem with Ashley whenever she decided to actually show up to games
And Marisha might actually be retarded

oh and they're totally scripting the games from about mid-endpoint of C2 on. Possibly the death of Molly.

>>720013352
>kusoge
holy shit you tourists have been overusing this word lately

>>720018645
>Okay so what is it called when I have women behave like dudes and character that look like this:
Tomboy?

>>720018664
This might as well be a poster child of a kusoge. Also we have been using kusoge for 20 years

>>720018612
Right? Like say I want to make a thread about worldbuilding for a game, and I want said world to contain elements of any topic that exists in the real world. Doesn't really matter what the topic is. You would think the board for the discussion of table top games would be perfect for discussing said topic and how is relates to worldbuilding and how one could incorporate it into a game. But no. The thread instantly gets filled with GAME? shitters and the occasional HYTNPDND fag.

>>720018787
this is not a japanese visual novel; it isn't even a japanese game.

>>720018787
no "we" haven't you larping fuckwit, kusoge refers to a very specific type of bad game, not slop, go kill yourself

>>720018079
woahh will she have a romance route i really need to make her a mother

>>720018878
Possibly. Either her or the blonde will be potential love interests. Depending on whom you choose it seems.

Is this what 4chan has come to?

>>720018980
Yeah

>>720019091
I seriously hope this is some anon attempting falseflag so people hate this game but I can't see it, since nobody even KNOWS about this shit.

>>720019153
>since nobody even KNOWS about this shit.
Doesn't help that AdHoc has been radio silent about the game and that stuff like this. >>720011638 Is the best they're offering in terms of marketing. Still eyeing a 2025 release, according to their poor social media intern.
https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/1964045396080283801#m

>>720018645
>I mean REALLY ground breaking.
The first Telltale game to feature a gay romance kind of ground breaking?

>>720018614
What about the other characters?

>>720019153
Game was revealed at TGA and the only reason I remember it was because they got Aaron Paul on stage. If it weren’t for these threads I would’ve forgotten about it entirely
Honestly, come to think of it, anything shown off there is often forgotten about and I never hear anything about them beyond it. I recall there being some game with some furry designs called “wind-“ something that was shown off a few years back and I remember because it was the very first game shown off, and not once, not even here, have I ever heard anyone so much as mention it. Supposedly it came out already but I don’t even know if anyone even remembers it, let alone what genre the game was (because I sure don’t!)

>>720020139
is this even unusual? /v/ talks about all kinds of games that ive forgotten about

>>720020320
like

>>720018664
holy tourist

>>720020920
I uninstalled as soon as this shit was shown on screen. Truly the peak of reddit writing.

>>720020989
>Truly the peak of reddit writing.
It was cringeworthy sure but how is it peak reddit? Is that a trope I'm not aware of?

What's with the mrevel tier one liners?

>>720021437
It's a comedic superhero game.

>>720021481
oh, my condolences

>>720021529
Thank you

>>720018019
kek

>>720011638
>>720011693
>>720011830
>>720011882
And now what little interest in this game I had has disappeared.

>>720023156
Say it ain't so.

>old man literally looks white coded
>they made him black

this is so jarring, its like black albert einstein

>>720018372
>>720018612
I once caught a ban on /tg/ for making fun of a legitimate anprim retard that was spamming and shitting up a thread with dozens of posts of eco-terrorist anti-agriculture retardation. The faggot's posts weren't even touched and the thread ended up archived with his stupid shit still there.
This shit was years ago and I've seen no evidence that they've improved. It's not that the faggot mods and jannies on /tg/ are "No fun allowed" it's that they're fucking compromised and are retarded subhumans who have very clear biases. I feel like the /tg/ mod team got infiltrated back during the entire fucking hobby's subversion into politically correct bullshit with combat wheelchairs.

>>720023459
He got dreads.

>>720023459
>black albert einstein

>>720023060
>>720021605
>>720021481
>>720015339
I know this isn't the point of this thread, but you see that webm in the last reply?

If it were up to me that would be an immediate contract termination. I know this whole game is about "having the shit villains redeem themselves", and the golden ending is going to involve rehabilitating all of them, but what Flambe does here immediately crosses the line.

When they other dispatchers fail, it's just them failing. No big deal. But the Flaming Asshole intentionally starts a fire that, if failed on twice, kills a person. I refuse to rehabilitate someone who so haphazardly kills somebody just for a laugh, even if it counts as manslaughter.

I want him to die.

this game screams to be a weg why isn't it one,
>>720021481
>>720021605
>razor ramon jobber

>>720024848
It would be interesting if there could be consequences we as Robert could inflict upon the former convicts. But knowing it's a narrative based game, I doubt such a thing will occur. Not until the plot deems it so and even then the consequences will either be underwhelming or outright pointless.

>>720024905
>why isn't it one,
I don't know, probably because its a game made by former Telltale devs? I doubt they would want to venture in such a genre.

>>720015968
it's the golf soijak guy

>>720026875
who

total streamer/youtuber death

>>720017938
>>720018079
i'm surprised they managed to show restraint and not give her a purple streak in her hair

>>720012364
>What's so queer about it?
>Posts a flaming homo
Really?

>>720028370
queers are blind to mental illness as for them it's normal

>>720028370
>>720029110
Just because a guy can control fire does not make him a literal flamer. By that logic Johnny Storm is a flaming queen.

>>720029287
don't reply to me faggot

>>720028309
I guess they knew that trope was overdone. Although her hair does seem to have a slight purple hue.

>>720029443
This board isn't your personal soapbox.

I don't understand the point of spamming this tumblr garbage here.

>>720029453
sex with all of them

>>720020108
Is this black Einstein? kek

>>720027031
bottom right

>>720030952
Oh.

>>720012163
lmao hopefully it’s not episodic

>>720011594 (OP)
>e-celeb game for e-celeb obsessed losers
Embarrassing.

>>720011594 (OP)
N

>>720027415
cute

>>720032783
But enough about 99% of threads on /v/

>>720035241
this