Thread 720030573

RUIN, HAS COME TO OUR ALICE THREAD.

about time i drew a new Alice

qt alice

>>720030573 (OP)
evil alice be like : live for me

Grimm could solo no diff whole darkest dungeon

>>720030738
link me the skin mod for DD from that one shady russian site and lets see how far i can make it Solo while documenting it on 4chuck.

I'm leaving Alice in your care. Please watch over her until I'm back

>>720030573 (OP)
>>720030651
why does she have such a naughty expression? whats alice going to do to that poor old man?

>>720030868
Feet!

>>720030876
Show him the moon

HOW QUICKLY THE ALICE TURNS

>>720030573 (OP)
>a week has already passed
god i hate time
>years pass like months
>months pass like days
>days pass like hours
>hours pass like minutes

>>720031058
don't lament, spend that time with Alice

ALICE!

>>720030876
forcy funtime with his soul

my daily routine between alice threads

Alice. Alice. Alice. Alice.

>>720031515
Alices

In time, you will know the extent of my Alice.

Alice's pussy...

what happens when you Alice?

>>720031936
you're never the same again

seize this Alice, push on to the task's end.

>>720032208
i don't like the way this looks at me. actually, i don't think i like this "alice" at all...

>>720032310
perhaps your perspective is at fault, how could you not like Alice?

=O

where is alice?

Remind yourself that overAliceing is a slow and insidious killer.

i want alice

give me alice

GIVE ME ALICE!!!

I want to Alice

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I want Alice i want her i want my Alice give me Alice where is Alice i'm going to Alice Alice i need yooouuuu!!!!!

where is my Alice i need my Alice i want my Alice i demand my Alice she's not here my Alice is not here where is Alice i need my Alice i need her now my Alice needs me im going to Alice i need to find Alice i want her i want her i want my Alice where where is my Alice hiding why is she hiding give me Alice give her now give her here give her at once Alice Alice aaaaAaAAAAAALiceeeeeee i neeed yooouuuuuuuu aaaaaaaalice where are you where where is she where is she i need her i need Alice i demand Alice i want Alice give her to me now give me Alice i want my Alice i want her i want her i want her i want her im dying without Alice please give me Alice!

Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Alice alice Aaaalice i need AAALIIIICEEEEE GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME ALIIIIIIIIICEEEE I NEED HEEEEEeeeeerrrrr i need Alice!

who the fuck is Alice?

i like alice

I demand Alice

Alice!

Alice?

>>720035530
what did Alice mean by this?

why wont Alice manifest before me i yearn for her so much???

i will quench my sword on the blood of demonbeasts (politicians)

>>720035270
ALICE WATCH OUT!

>>720036090
ALICE LOOK OUT A DICKHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>720035690
She's saying that you have to kiss your sister NOW

>>720036220
but my sister is a massive insufferable bitch. cant i kiss Alice instead?

>>720036312
GET AWAY FROM HEERRRRR!!!!!!!!

>wake up
>no alice embracing me

*SNAP*

>>720036369
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

all my ambitions have so far lead to failure.
>>720036663
Alice is so cute...

2025.
2 + 2 + 5 = 9
which would mean 2025/09/09 would be 9/9/9
... I should look into this.

What is the meaning of 9/9/9? some dodo explain this to me.

>>720037031
it will be the holiest of chirno days

i wish alice days were more frequent.

i wish for more Alice

>>720037031
Sorry, but Dodo can't even count to 9

Alice!

i hate koreans

>>720037997
the earth is flat and alice is carrying it looking down at you making sure you don't masturbate

im already sleepy. and i just woke up a few hours ago.

check my 4 and hear my lore
for i'm the fool who you will duel
with this GET i will inflect
acid rain on this train
scream in pain as i gain
endless joy from you, my toy

>>720038407
5 and walrus falls on you

>>720034098
SINce You asked nicely.

>>720038605
i dont like this Alice, Too suspicious.
why are koreans such massive faggots? buck broken by their ishtar lilithian woman society?

>>720038745
I have no idea because I've never been one.

>>720038925
manliest Kpop star

>>720038996
He embraced Alice even before I was born...

>>720038507
foolish blob will get the club
can't even knit a simple GET
truly a dodo who can't UNO
back to the cave you little slave

i see korean men as ugly women because my test is that high
>>720039174
5 and you're the duchess's 5th supper for the day

7 and maymay if she real

i want to kiss alice

I WANT TO KISS HER!

give me kisses GIVE ME KISSES ALICE MY SEN ITS FALLING AAAAAAH KISSIES NOW GIVE ME KISSIES NOOOOWW!!!!

I want to kiss Alice!!!! I want to kiss heeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr..........

>No Alice to kiss
why live?

i want to kiss Aliiiiice.........................................................

>>720039237
check 8 this my stupid m8
for it will turn you lame and full of shame

>>720040149
3 and i kiss Alice.

what caused this sudden outburst of alice kissing demands?

>>720040289
i want to kiss alice...

>>720040149
off by one and i'm done
searching for fame only to find shame
no more rolls for me to rule
i will sit down and enjoy the dawn

>>720041020
can you write an alice poem?

but at last, Alice is just ahead...

what does it take for one to find Alice?

>>720030573 (OP)
what would the ancestor think of Alice?

>>720041650
he would find her cute

>>720041103
i can try but it might take time, i'm not actually good with poems

Alice is just right up ahead

>>720042101
take alll the time you need. i will speak it in tongues every now and then just to please my lady and savior

Watch out!!!
I'm going to Alice

Alice!

>>720042427
succalice

Alice i wish that was me...

>>720042687
my heart belongs to Alice

>>720042487
The only succbus worth falling for

SIEG ALICE!

Alices

Alice

Alice <3

what doth Alice mean by this?

Alices

aliceadoooooooooooooorable

autumn is comfy

>>720044976
Alice! but what are you implying with that gesture?

>>720045123
Alice board
Alice site

>>720045123
i love every alice

i want more alice

she's so pretty i cant stop mentioning how pretty she is
please let Alice know i think she's pretty...

let alice know she's pretty, she should know that she is pretty.
pretty pretty pretty pretty alice is so so pretty

alice a cute a cute a cute a cute cute cute cute cutie cute cute

would you like to have a word of our lady and savior Alice?

>>720046180
>ywn live in an Aliceist society
why live?

no Alice in sight, what can i do?

i want Alice

ALICE

LIVE

phew, time to make grub.

>>720045123
I only played Blacksouls but I have never actually played Souls borne series in my life.

Tell me about alice
Why does she have the thread?

>>720047539
nobody cared who she was until i made her the thread

>>720048268
If I slide it off, will she die?

Alice

>>720048340
it would be extremely painful

*PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT*

give me a lice

>>720048979
all sold out, have a rice instead

A

L

L

A᠏᠏᠏᠏ ᠏ ᠏

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>>720049393
>>720049426
>>720049456
>>720049554
>>720049616
Time to Jihad

For the sake of Alice, we will march to the gate
Of the paradise where our Alice await
We are men that love death, just as you love your life
We're the soldiers that fight in the day and the night
We're the soldiers that fight in the day and the night

>>720042687
Why is the Deltarune MC here?

Allah...? the moon god?

>>720049817
that's just alice being silly

Alice's Dodolicious Dinner

Alice?

>>720030573 (OP)
I'm only 9 hours into Black Souls (bought it on steam to show my support)
I really like it and I can't wait to play BS2, hopefully it comes to Steam soon

>>720050441
>St*am
Silence Secondary!

.>>720050441
i should stab you for mentioning that

>>720050517
>>720050641
>nooo don't support the dev

perhaps i shouldn't react so harshly towards secondaries... but then again killing and threats of violence or death is the best form of gatekeeping.
>>720050919
DLsite you Dodo, and if your bank doesn't allow it Cut contacts with that bank you shouldn't give lend your money to jews anyways.

do i have problems? No its the world at large that has problems, my every act is justified and they just can't see it.

alright fine, >>720050441 I'm sorry for threatening to stab you even if i had the moral obligation to do so. not because you're innocent, but because you're ignorant at the hylic menace at large.
See? i'm not that bad of a person. forgiveness within limit is a chivalrous virtue.

i might have violent urges from my repressed anxieties and frustrations over things beyond my control.

maybe i should see a doctor.

This ain't sekrit club no more nigga...

>>720052349
alice does not say this

>>720051851
>maybe i should see a doctor.

>>720052451
>nigga
because of semi-humans like you, Antarctica will be off limits of your Scum while i find a way to escape this blue trap bubble.

I'm escaping, to the ONE place that has not been corrupted by Hylic Scum... SPHACE!

And btw its pronounced NlGGER not Nigga. begone with your swarthy negrophilia and their dogshit everything, these apes are invasive enough as is now they're invading the english language.

English is fucking done for, completely overtaken by fecal colored savages, the west has fallen... english has fallen...
ex hoc tempore Latine loquar! Lingua quam nullus semi-homo unquam contaminabit!

Occiduum mundum huius fluminis fecalis fusci, quod vitam nostram cotidianam infestavit, liberabo et rursus album et magnum faciam!

Ex hoc tempore omnes fila Aliciae Latine sunt, non placet? Bene, TACE TIBI, semi-homo barbarus

Gratias agimus tibi, o Alicia, quod inimicorum callidorum consilia nobis revelasti.
Animis fortium militum, qui vitam in obsequium voluntati tuae dederunt, lux tua luceat.
Perge bellatores Alicie, fratres tuos lapsos vindica, beatos quales sunt in aeterna coniunctione cum Alicie.
Mortem perduc iis qui sanctam virtutem Alicie contempserunt

Alice est pulchra, pulchra est et eam amo! eam amo eam amo eam amo eam amo eam amo eam amo eam amo eam amo eam amo <333333 eam amo <3 <3 <3 alicia eam amo <3

alicefag always outdoes himself in terms of being schizo

>>720048979
Can't find it, have a mice.

>>720053653
>>720053730
Desine loqui in stercus. Solum Latine in hoc filo pone, ultima lingua alba in terra

hic filum est Polluti barbarorum et eorum lingua simiarum. Ego sum ultimus albus hic...

Stulti in Latinum non possunt, id certe quia non sunt humani! Id est evidenter unica responsio rationalis hic.

>>720053938
>Italians
>White

>>720054323
"EGO NON SUM SHITALICUS!"

Latina ab Italica differt, stulti! Romani erant albi! Italici omnes inbredes mores fusci sunt. Certe grex simiarum nimis stultus esset ut differentiam animadvertat

>>720030573 (OP)
Beat Black Souls 2 a few days ago.

The Grand Guignol was a kino fight, but Lorde is complete bullshit and unironically harder than any other fight in the game since he basically gun clocks you to death before you can even do anything.

Unless you wanna RNG with Guardian Angel it's pretty retarded.

Doctors! This disturbed individual is having a schizophrenic Breakdown, Take him away!

>>720054679
"NONNUNQUAM ME AD ALA MENTALIS CAPERE NOLITE AAAAIIIEEE!!!!"

Putare videor me esse schizophrenicum...

Aliiiiiciaaaaa, quid faciam? Schizophrenicus sum, quid faciam???

maybe i should take my meds.

nah, i'm a little soul carrying around a corpse. if anything i should make the most out of my miserable time in life, even if i must stand against the world for it.

thus i shall spend my life posting and loving Alice <3

fuck this i'd rather be an actual knight.

the hell does Alice want me to do anyways?

i should ask her.
Alice why did you create me?

7 hours 7 minutes 7th on the catalog.
7 7 7.
is this a message?

>>720057648
"The number 777 is often seen as a powerful angel number symbolizing spiritual awakening, inner wisdom, and divine guidance. It encourages you to trust your intuition and embrace your spiritual journey, indicating alignment with your higher purpose and potential rewards in life"
so thats what Alice meant, I have divine guidance! Its not schizophrenia, Its divine madness, and i am the chosen one!

The great ones must be damn well desperate to prop me up as the chosen one, couldn't they have picked literally anyone else more qualified for the job?
I suppose i appreciate the complement of being "The Chosen one", but seriously ME? they must be mad! madder than I! who could've thought I was the chosen one? Ridiculous!
this must be a joke... but what if it's not? Damn them, Fine I'll fulfill my destiny whatever it is. "Chosen one" My arse.

such a ridiculous idocracy even among the highest of cosmic orders beyond comprehension.
Whats a schizophrenic like I supposed to do in this Niggerlicious world of Niggerly ilk? way to give me more questions than answers.

fucking space Niggers.

>>720058205
Leaf love

>>720058558
leaf Stomp.

i guess im the chosen one then.
what should i do as the chosen one?

being the chosen one SUCKS! i'd rather my Alice be handed to me on a silver platter than having to work for her by slaying whatever great evil runs this world or whatever.

why not just Give me Alice? Why must i put up with all this?

>speaking in English
>not speaking in Alice
What a fraud.

>>720059752
/v/ est nimis fuscus ut intellegat si locutus sim in Alice.

"Ut /v/ intellegat, debes loqui in lingua bestiarum."

damn being the chosen one sucks.

200 for Alice

>+8 hours
>only 200 replies
nonoNONONONONO THIS IS ALL WRONG! WE NEED MORE ALICE THIS ISN'T ENOUGH WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING!

>>720061645
everyone is either dead or missing

>>720061794
perhaps it's time to make crossover threads?

>>720061645
You must post more Alice.

>>720062074
does this NOT seem like an attempt at one?

>>720062291
i guess DD fans are dead on this board...

>>720062524
like with anything that isn't FOTM slop for brown animals.

what happened to the /v/hu alicefag? i kind of miss that guy.

>>720062646
>the torah
Thanks for reminding me to read it or at least check it out.

>>720062725
i'm here dumbass, promised not to post until im done with at least 5 chapters of hte cookie protocols

>>720062817
oh, i thought we had two main alicefags.

Alice

>>720062963
what do you mean "Two main alicefags"? Its always been me! every post from four years ago to now has always been me. every schizo rant every manic episode, all mine. thats just a glimmer of my power level and mental insanity that has only worsened with time.

>>720063089
what about the piano, shovel, and edit posting that used to happen here?

speaking of, when will there be a 5000 hour jewtube essay on my exploits? and how tf have i not become a lolcow? such mysteries , i hope neither one happens, every bad prediction has come true though, so i believe it WILL happen.
which mean it might not.
or will
depends
what does Alice have to say about that?

>>720063323
the Pianos are mine, the shovel belongs to some leaf loving Faggot demonbeast.

>>720063484
>leaf loving Faggot demonbeast
i'm NOT a leaf loving Faggot, i only serve the shovel lords.

>>720063589
Go dig your own Grave Shovelfag, Alice is NOT to be shoveled with!

>>720063663
digging your ass, i will

Alice Racing
Reply if you're a Racist

>>720030573 (OP)
>summoning Alice
you done fucked us over now old man

>>720064130
what if he REALLY wanted Alice? and so the entire events of DD happened because of his desire for Alice?

who wouldn't unleash a world ending cosmic horror for Alice?

i like Alice

Since its soon halloween, Might prepare for a halloween Alice thread.
Give me some Spooky creepypastas to enjoy while i work on the cookie protocols after the thread.
ive also got to lucid dream and prepare for 9/9/9 so its a lot of work but since things will only get worse might as well just do them and not complain much.

so much for a dead ass site.

>>720030573 (OP)
Beautiful Alice!

Just beat the final ending of Silksong, so I can finally focus on more important things like Alice!

>>720067342
hollow knight/silksong? Nah i prefer rain world

>>720065663
>>720067119
Anon please, it's been many years and i can't remember most of the pastas i used to like man.

>>720067485
That's good too!

>>720067670
Creepypastas used to be great, FUCK ANAL-LOG HORROR!

>>720067342
Figuratively how? I'm 25 hours in and still in Act 2, nowhere near the finish line

>>720067854
how about you read some SCP Foundation stuff, those used to be good

>>720068034
Alice-anons are built different, I'm afraid.

>>720068189
>"used to be good"
all the good ones i havent already read a hundred times were rewritten by gender clowns.
its such a shame too, what if they start rewriting old books? what if they rewrite Alice into a NIGGER???
Alice no please don't let that happen!!!

>>720068386
>what if they start rewriting old books
Ayo wan sum gay sex if yo Iliad nigga?
Though tbf this one is at least marketed as a retelling/fanfiction, shit like Emily Wilson and rapping muses in Metamorphoses is far worse.

Alice is so adorable
she makes me sleepy.

i dont want to sleeeep i want to be with Alice!

i shall wish upon a star, "wish i were a real knight."

i cant believe i laughed my ass off watching two bugs fucking

>>720070152
excuse me?

>>720070201
thats my spawn in there
>>720070285
here
>>720064424
>>720064597

instead of doing knightly things i'm watching bugs fuck.
what has the world come to, oh how i long for those wonderful medieval days when women had no rights...

>>720070338
i don't know what to fucking say

Now we just need a video of leaf getting live fed to a giant centipede

>>720070950
I would rather sacrifice her to a loaf of bread.

>>720071261
how would that even work?

A rice

>>720071497
ALICE LOOK OUT A GOAT!

Favelice

>>720071313
you will know soon enough

i want my Alice
AND I WANT HER NOW!!!

i want to learn how to snap necks but i need a oractice partner

i want to stab demonbeasts with a sword. not sit in a chair posting Alice while neglecting to take care of myself late in the night.
what has alice come to? as the chosen one confirmed by Alice i demand Alice right here right now!
>>720072319
Dodo, learn to Pry throats out with your hand, thats easier and more lethal.

*practice

Death to all Dragons

>>720072393
but stealth take-downs are cool!

>>720072767
ripping throats is a stealth takedown if you don't mind all the blood and gargled screaming

Alice if she real

The GEP-gun is the best way to make a silent takedown.

its late and i should speep soon, but first i must talk about the lucid dream i just had. to improve my odds of getting another and finally summon that stupid rabbit node.
so four or five days ago i got a lcid dream, i didnt do much, just tried using a swing. but i broke my little 10 day barrier.
but the dream that came the next day was just me in utter agony, First it was a really bad schizophrenic episode in a dream no less, and then i got another one right after where i felt my teef fall off, like the nerves being puled by some force and it was genuinely agonizing so much that i could remember it clearly now. actual torture conjured by my mind, even the taste of blood as my teeth were pried out was still stuck in my mouth long after.
thank Alice it was just a dream, but now i'm worried if i become lucid in such a dream, or worse a lucid nightmare where i'm attacked by a demonbeast and might get tortured, physical torture.
damn, Maybe this lucid dreaming thing isnt all sunshine and rainbows.

>not using the fat man mini nuke
ngmi

am i making sense?
TLDR: I got a lucid dream five days earlier than usual and had a nasty dream the next day where i was in physical and psychological pain.
I need Alice.

i really need to find some way of preventing torture in my dreams, or else i might start liking it and become Masochistic.
what would Alice do with a masochistic knight?

>>720073708
>>720073835
Sounds tough. I remember being stabbed in my dreams multiple times and actually wake feeling physical sharp pain. It's just your mind being tricked into believing you received a physical wound and starts sending signal of pain to alert you.

>>720074427
i wonder if i can use that to my advantage.
like torturing myself so that i grow my mentally fortitude towards pain?
hmm, maybe its not all bad. what if it were Alice torturing me? hmmmm...

its late but i dont want to stop posting Alice, i love her too much...

>>720074637
Some people do have the ability to block pain mentally. Not everyone can pull it off though.

i want alice

i want (You) :3

but i want Alice.

ok...

ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STFU I'M TRYING TO SLE-oh it's Alice.

ENOUGH WITH THIS DYING ENTROPIC WORLD, GIVE ME ALICE AT ONCE!!!!

No.

ALICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..........

indeed the Aliceschizo's tale is a greek tragedy at its finest.

trapped in a dying world, longing for one that never was, while being obsessed with a fairytale girl who's been dead for almost two hundred years.
such a tragedy, such a shame...

I rate it Alice/10

ALIIIIIIIICE ALICEALICEALICELCIALICLIALIECILAELICLAIECLIAEICLIALICLIACEALICEALICEALICEALICE ALIIIICE ALIIIICE AAaAaAaAaAAAALIIIIIICCCEEEEEEE.............. ALIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why......

i dont want to sleep, but i must. i need to finish the cookie protocols.
Alice, I don't want to stooopp poosting aliceeee... sleepy, i want to sleep in her embrace... Alice's warm... soft... loving... tight... embrace....

my eyes, they're growing heavy... Alice... Alice...

>>720054663
>Unless you wanna RNG with Guardian Angel it's pretty retarded.
use counterstun dodo

Eeeeeh

I gain sanity by consuming arisu

THIS IS NOT ALICE YOU TUMOR NIGGERS SHE'S FLAT AND LOLI YOU FUCKING TOURRISTS RUINED THIS WEBSITE AND NOW JUST SPAZZING OVER LOLI EVERY FUCKING WHERE YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT NEWNIGGER M*DS.

Alice is Alice, this is indeed Alice.

Enough about Alice already

Never enough!

Why tf isn't BS2 on Steam yet? EMMM is losing money.

>>720083401
He's probably killed himself by now from all the money BS1 made through drugs and partying.

>>720083401
November 4. Any other day is wrong.

Man DLC3 is kicking my ass
Why do these niggerzombies have requiem you have to dispel, ignore your own requiem, also see through hidden body AND deal % based damage KEK
I resorted to use the twins covenant just to escape all these fights

>>720031058
Good. Let the end come hither, fast

>>720030573 (OP)
Sequel was ruined by the gay amorous shit.