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Anonymous No.720048247 [Report] >>720049148 >>720051586 >>720055314 >>720055406 >>720060115 >>720067789 >>720069305 >>720070070 >>720070159 >>720071031 >>720071593 >>720071871 >>720071929 >>720076762 >>720084270 >>720086167 >>720089534 >>720091194 >>720091973
What's your favorite family-friendly game?
Anonymous No.720049148 [Report] >>720049307
>>720048247 (OP)
Area 51
Anonymous No.720049307 [Report] >>720049591
>>720049148
Anonymous No.720049591 [Report] >>720085187 >>720089698
>>720049307
Anonymous No.720049985 [Report] >>720071929
Anonymous No.720050291 [Report]
Pokemon, I guess.
Anonymous No.720050365 [Report] >>720050547 >>720089672
ayy lmao
Anonymous No.720050547 [Report] >>720051014 >>720067996 >>720068484 >>720069686
>>720050365
Anonymous No.720050828 [Report] >>720055167 >>720070070
>ywn
Anonymous No.720051014 [Report] >>720051269
>>720050547
What is even going on here?
Anonymous No.720051238 [Report] >>720057150 >>720069817
>tfw a stupid fucking monkey from the planet Terra decided to launch a four wheeled steel wagon in space and it crashes into your saucer at 17000 mph
Anonymous No.720051269 [Report] >>720083212
>>720051014
You can see something creeping up near the camera icon.
Anonymous No.720051452 [Report] >>720051526 >>720054462
Ayys creeping into a guy's bedroom while he sleeps. Ayys don't allow him to film them directly but he was able to trick them by using a camera pointed at a convex mirror. David Eckhart's story was featured on Fact or Faked and the crew couldn't recreate the footage but that isn't saying much.
Anonymous No.720051526 [Report] >>720051608 >>720072651
>>720051452
Anonymous No.720051586 [Report] >>720055314 >>720056318 >>720084270
>>720048247 (OP)
Is this the one where the guy had sex with an ayy or am I misremembering.
Anonymous No.720051608 [Report]
>>720051526
Anonymous No.720053331 [Report] >>720053536 >>720082207
Post more alien footage, even if its fake I find it amusing.
Anonymous No.720053536 [Report]
>>720053331
Anonymous No.720054462 [Report] >>720065164 >>720070335
>>720051452
>Ayys don't allow him to film them directly but he was able to trick them by using a camera pointed at a convex mirror.
What. Like had a mirror laying around and the ayys didnt notice him doing it?
Anonymous No.720055167 [Report]
>>720050828
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS HUMAN MEN
Anonymous No.720055314 [Report] >>720056318 >>720071743 >>720084270
>>720048247 (OP)
this documentary was so good

>>720051586
it's the docu where a guy talks in great detail for an hour and a half about how for 40 years he's been visiting by his ayyy lmaao waifu who has been fucking him and milking him of sperm and how he's been painting their encounters the entire time
Anonymous No.720055406 [Report]
>>720048247 (OP)
Animal Crossing.
Anonymous No.720056318 [Report]
>>720051586
>>720055314
Do you know about the one where the ayyy visits a loner guy in the woods, and she answers his questions about the universe?
Anonymous No.720056763 [Report] >>720060342
For me, it's the guy that got alien pancakes.
Anonymous No.720057150 [Report] >>720060028 >>720075086 >>720086367
>>720051238
If we evolved from monkeys then what did ayys evolve from? What related animal do they have, that we can use as an insult?
Anonymous No.720057257 [Report] >>720059457
Why do ayys always act so autistic? It's gonna be super easy for us to steal all the space babes once we get out there.
Anonymous No.720057305 [Report] >>720058506
Are Ayys real? Can someone who is totally not a fake human being answer me?
Anonymous No.720058506 [Report]
>>720057305
I'm real
Anonymous No.720058918 [Report]
Anonymous No.720058986 [Report]
Anonymous No.720059320 [Report]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B4nio_Vilas-Boas
Anonymous No.720059457 [Report]
>>720057257
YOU FOOL THATS WHAT THEY WANT
Anonymous No.720060028 [Report]
>>720057150
Some of the aliens sure look familiar
Anonymous No.720060115 [Report]
>>720048247 (OP)
when is it my turn for an alien gf
Anonymous No.720060342 [Report] >>720061172
>>720056763
Ayys out here doing the classic fairy playbook of giving out strange food, whisking people away, and raping
Anonymous No.720061172 [Report] >>720062173
>>720060342
Anonymous No.720062173 [Report] >>720063465
>>720061172
Based.
I like the newer, even spookier cover as well
Anonymous No.720063465 [Report]
>>720062173
Damn that's good.
Anonymous No.720065147 [Report]
i dont get this thread
Anonymous No.720065164 [Report]
>>720054462
ayys aren't as smart as we thought
Anonymous No.720065565 [Report]
>game warns you about upcoming enemy
Anonymous No.720067576 [Report] >>720067838 >>720068125 >>720071001
i want more alien games man, can someone share good ones?
Anonymous No.720067789 [Report]
>>720048247 (OP)
you didn't need to remind me of this shit
Anonymous No.720067838 [Report]
>>720067576
can you read japanese?
Anonymous No.720067996 [Report]
>>720050547
>earthling, i frew up
Anonymous No.720068125 [Report] >>720068371 >>720074839
>>720067576
https://adamdubigames.itch.io/chordosis
This only episode 1/a demo, but the atmosphere is incredible. Apparently the dev is committed to working on it, despite lack of updates. I hope the gunplay is refined whenever we see it next, the demo only gives you the smallest taste of it at the very end and you can tell it won't be good.
Anonymous No.720068371 [Report]
>>720068125
wow that looks good
Anonymous No.720068484 [Report]
>>720050547
>Alienlet
Pathetic
Anonymous No.720069061 [Report] >>720069232 >>720069337 >>720072098
Anonymous No.720069232 [Report] >>720069316
>>720069061
looks like a felt dummy
Anonymous No.720069305 [Report]
>>720048247 (OP)
/r/ing an ayy lmao movie I saw posted a while back. All I remember was a webm of a sliding door at night in the rain, lightning flashes and reveals the alien
Anonymous No.720069316 [Report]
>>720069232
you ever see a dead body?
Anonymous No.720069337 [Report] >>720075314
>>720069061
he looks like me... he's built like me.. i...
thank you...
Anonymous No.720069457 [Report]
ayy lmao
Anonymous No.720069515 [Report] >>720069640
Anonymous No.720069604 [Report]
Why no Nazca mummies game yet?
Anonymous No.720069640 [Report]
>>720069515
>Whitley Strieber ghost
spooky
Anonymous No.720069686 [Report] >>720071467
>>720050547
Anonymous No.720069786 [Report]
rip
Anonymous No.720069817 [Report]
>>720051238
I need to rewatch that episode
Anonymous No.720069832 [Report]
That video of an AY looking outside the window and a guy noticing after always spooked me when I was younger.
Anonymous No.720069873 [Report] >>720070256
I miss old school X-Files style paranormal activity
Cow mutilations, missing time, alien-human hybrids, etc.
Modern UFOs are just "some gay navy jock saw a blip on his radar!"
Anonymous No.720069892 [Report]
The plot thickens.
Anonymous No.720070003 [Report] >>720070474 >>720076090
Anonymous No.720070070 [Report]
>>720048247 (OP)
>>720050828
Tell me about the Mantis, why does he watch?
Anonymous No.720070098 [Report] >>720082502 >>720083816
Anonymous No.720070159 [Report]
>>720048247 (OP)
project Nortubel
Anonymous No.720070256 [Report]
>>720069873
That stuff still goes on though, it's just that the govt is in the midst of controlled disclosure so people don't lose their minds at the fact that arvs have been flying around for over 50 years or realize that they have enslaved us to build out a space fleet for a future we will never experience.
Anonymous No.720070335 [Report]
>>720054462
Maybe it had some kind of cloaking device that only automatically went off when it was directly being looked at?
Anonymous No.720070474 [Report] >>720070660
>>720070003
>baseball teams join together to beat up KKK

more unbelievable than aliens desu
Anonymous No.720070526 [Report]
Anonymous No.720070660 [Report]
>>720070474
In the episode their star pitcher was an alien who didn't want to participate in the colonization plan any more and the KKK alien was sent to kill him.
Anonymous No.720070771 [Report] >>720071645 >>720071689 >>720083896
Why are there no games about my bro
Anonymous No.720071001 [Report] >>720074324
>>720067576
I personally love it but it is considered a bit of just a mediocre fps game but i love the lore in it. America's Army knew what they were cooking with this one.
Anonymous No.720071031 [Report] >>720071270 >>720071439
>>720048247 (OP)
I get unsafe and evil feelings from grays
I do not get this feeling with other aliens/xenos
I don’t believe in heaven, but grays make me believe in demons
Anonymous No.720071087 [Report]
>game's high level gear is in plain sight
Anonymous No.720071219 [Report] >>720071554 >>720083973
just fucking beam me up already or whatever
Anonymous No.720071270 [Report] >>720071324
>>720071031
Anonymous No.720071324 [Report] >>720071606
>>720071270
Pots thrown into the air
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Anonymous No.720071439 [Report]
>>720071031
There are alien abduction stories where the aliens leave after people mention Jesus.
Anonymous No.720071456 [Report]
ANCIENT ALIEN THEORISTS SUGGEST...
Anonymous No.720071467 [Report]
>>720069686
>go home lil nigga
Anonymous No.720071554 [Report]
>>720071219
So cat people are the only furries out there? Bug and lizard people don't count.
Anonymous No.720071593 [Report]
>>720048247 (OP)
gray ayyy erotic
uooh
Anonymous No.720071606 [Report] >>720071753 >>720071861
>>720071324
Those are some big pots being thrown really high since those are trees and not bushes.
Anonymous No.720071645 [Report]
>>720070771
FUCKING CLANNERS GET OUT OF MY HOME PLANET!
Anonymous No.720071689 [Report] >>720071796 >>720072139
>>720070771
Who is this nigga
Anonymous No.720071695 [Report]
Anonymous No.720071743 [Report] >>720084270
>>720055314
Don't forget to mention: he had a wife and kids and they had to put up with all of this.
Anonymous No.720071753 [Report] >>720071861
>>720071606
These are actual giants
Anonymous No.720071796 [Report] >>720071825 >>720079237
>>720071689
That guy that posts CP in pragmata threads
Anonymous No.720071825 [Report]
>>720071796
kek
Anonymous No.720071861 [Report]
>>720071753
>>720071606
HOLY FUCK REKT
Anonymous No.720071871 [Report] >>720071948
>>720048247 (OP)
>you will never get this
Anonymous No.720071929 [Report] >>720072037 >>720072143 >>720080025 >>720091389
>>720048247 (OP)
>>720049985
Victims of alien abductions were mistaken about what happened to them. They were drugged and kidnapped by glowniggers. Those characteristic huge black eyes and blorb shaped heads are men in black shades seen through the fish lens effect. Anal probing was merely being raped. Maybe.
Anonymous No.720071948 [Report]
>>720071871
What's stopping you from painting and making bullshit?
Anonymous No.720072008 [Report]
Anonymous No.720072037 [Report] >>720072119 >>720076839
>>720071929
Why would the CIA allocate budget to raping random people?
Anonymous No.720072098 [Report]
>>720069061
the icy cold winter of '92...damn
Anonymous No.720072119 [Report]
>>720072037
Same reason they drugged people in hotels in MKULTRA
Something something communism
Anonymous No.720072139 [Report]
>>720071689
Ashtar Sheran.
Some guys in the 80s watched too much Star Trek while on acid, and they made a religion around it. They are saying that a guy who is Jesus and Buddha tier in the space is commanding a fleet and he contacts them regulary
Anonymous No.720072143 [Report] >>720072498
>>720071929
How is the CIA getting ahold of giant flying saucers dedicated to abducting and kidnapping random US citizens?
Anonymous No.720072216 [Report] >>720072405
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Anonymous No.720072405 [Report] >>720072561 >>720072992
>>720072216
you'll believe when this is a photograph and not an illustration. but by then, it'll be too late for you.
Anonymous No.720072498 [Report]
>>720072143
The flying saucer was the back of a minivan.
The blinding bright lights were floodlights used on construction sites combined with their being drugged.

The story always goes waking up strapped to a table inside a flying saucer, not getting beamed into one from the ground. They lose consciousness and wake up on a park bench or even their own bed.
Anonymous No.720072561 [Report] >>720072861
>>720072405
I remember my friends told me it would happen by 2000, then 2012, what's the next date when I'll finally be proven wrong?
Anonymous No.720072651 [Report] >>720072764
>>720051526
What is this?
Anonymous No.720072659 [Report]
Anonymous No.720072764 [Report] >>720075153 >>720075360
>>720072651
Some fake bullshit that looks cool out of context, like everything else ITT
Anonymous No.720072861 [Report] >>720077076
>>720072561
2033 when you find out the Metro books and games were actually prophecy like Deus Ex was
Anonymous No.720072992 [Report] >>720077579
>>720072405
If it didn't happen during COVID it's not happening
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Anonymous No.720073245 [Report] >>720073425 >>720091084 >>720091632
>worked at NASA at high security level before the Moon Landing
>says that he was shown a few images of actual artificial structures not created by humans on the moon
>said that as he walked by the scientists who discovered these findings and that they were all incredibly unnerved and anxious by the findings
>gets hit while biking one day
Anonymous No.720073261 [Report] >>720073405 >>720073893
Chat, is this true?
Anonymous No.720073267 [Report] >>720073380 >>720073774
I swear this was at like every arcade room in Texas during the 00's like some arcade company bought too many and just crammed them everywhere here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bbpPL5vkk
Anonymous No.720073380 [Report]
>>720073267
predictive programming to prepare us for the war against aliens but then they reached a truce
Anonymous No.720073405 [Report]
>>720073261
>Inflated
Is that Dobson?
Anonymous No.720073425 [Report]
>>720073245
And the name of this guy?
Anonymous No.720073515 [Report] >>720073647 >>720088689
Anonymous No.720073580 [Report]
Where's my funny little ayy lmao GF?
Anonymous No.720073589 [Report]
Anonymous No.720073647 [Report]
>>720073515
fuck yes i knew shitting dick nipples were real
Anonymous No.720073651 [Report]
Humanity is someone else's project. Or if it wasn't it has been hijacked.
It's not a coincidence why this planet is so polarized and literally stupid as fuck. It's by design that everyone is speaking a different language and fights over some 2000 year old toilet paper.
Too bad people are being lied to, some of it is accidental and due to the academic brainwashing and some are purposeful lies.
Anonymous No.720073658 [Report] >>720080136
@grok, fact check this
Anonymous No.720073659 [Report] >>720073791
Ayyylmao?
Anonymous No.720073734 [Report]
Anonymous No.720073774 [Report]
>>720073267
We had the sequel game at our local theater, only played it a few times, but the demo showing off the grubs burrowing into human bodies spooked me as a 10 year old. It doesn't show the gameplay of that particular minigame in this video though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWJqQPnf800
Anonymous No.720073791 [Report]
>>720073659
Need...
Anonymous No.720073893 [Report]
>>720073261
>Dobson is the antichrist
Wtf
Anonymous No.720073952 [Report]
Anonymous No.720074324 [Report]
>>720071001
already played this one, it was c00l
Anonymous No.720074839 [Report] >>720075210
>>720068125
Anonymous No.720075086 [Report]
>>720057150
I always thought of them as hyper evolved humans from a very VERY distant past
Anonymous No.720075153 [Report]
>>720072764
Nah, it looks real
Anonymous No.720075210 [Report] >>720077982
>>720074839
Those ayys have some nice hips.
Anonymous No.720075314 [Report]
>>720069337
kek
Anonymous No.720075334 [Report] >>720075514
Why didn't Kojima ever make a MGS game where you infiltrate Area 51?
Anonymous No.720075360 [Report] >>720079383
>>720072764
how did they take this photograph
Anonymous No.720075514 [Report] >>720075621 >>720075985
>>720075334
11s don't seem to have the same obsession with UFOs we do, besides the flatwoods monster, who is cute! CUTE!
Anonymous No.720075621 [Report] >>720076701
>>720075514
What is it about the flatwoods monster that japs love?
Anonymous No.720075985 [Report]
>>720075514
Lost opportunity. Could have fultoned aliens out of there.
Anonymous No.720076090 [Report] >>720076157
>>720070003
>Even the aliens hate black people.

Actually pretty funny this showed up in the X-Files at all, but still amusing.
Anonymous No.720076157 [Report]
>>720076090
What? The black guy was the alien
Anonymous No.720076701 [Report]
>>720075621
One guy said it was because it was the most covered cryptid their magazines had shown. Also, the thing just looks great.
Anonymous No.720076762 [Report]
>>720048247 (OP)
>ayy lmao
Anonymous No.720076839 [Report]
>>720072037
It was never about the money, it's about sending a message.
Anonymous No.720076891 [Report] >>720077151
Here is a real ufo
Anonymous No.720077076 [Report]
>>720072861
>Uboinik and Bastard gun will become real in your lifetime
Nice
Anonymous No.720077151 [Report]
>>720076891
Damn, the Enterprise D's saucer and the Botany Bay are real after all.
Anonymous No.720077579 [Report]
>>720072992
COVID was literally that exact image happening in real life.
Anonymous No.720077615 [Report] >>720080146 >>720080291
S'up?
Anonymous No.720077748 [Report] >>720078507 >>720080232
Anonymous No.720077754 [Report] >>720079408
>no L.A. Noire: Project Blue Book
Anonymous No.720077759 [Report] >>720077824 >>720077839 >>720078673
>space is cool
>you will never get to see any of it
Anonymous No.720077824 [Report]
>>720077759
Give yourself cancer
Make your make-a-wish going to space on one of Elon's rockets
Done
Anonymous No.720077839 [Report]
>>720077759
just look up dumbass
Anonymous No.720077982 [Report] >>720078106 >>720078256 >>720083316
>>720075210
Check out the abs on this alien.
Anonymous No.720078106 [Report] >>720078176
>>720077982
You'd think aliens would have bigger weapons
Anonymous No.720078176 [Report]
>>720078106
Mass constraints are a bitch
Anonymous No.720078256 [Report]
>>720077982
I'm not an abs man, but that ayy definitely does does crunches.
Anonymous No.720078419 [Report] >>720078552 >>720079206
Why do so few games feature grey aliens and prefer to make up their own?
Anonymous No.720078507 [Report]
>>720077748
Anonymous No.720078552 [Report] >>720078928 >>720080676
>>720078419
Glowies have a nasty habit of interfering if you start trying to be on-model with your depictions. Space bugs and blue women are fine because they don't exist in our local group yet.
Anonymous No.720078673 [Report]
>>720077759
it's not real, just play elite dangerous and you've effectively seen space
Anonymous No.720078928 [Report] >>720079235 >>720080008
>>720078552
Aliens care about media representation?
Anonymous No.720079206 [Report]
>>720078419
Grayys were played out.
I miss them though.
Anonymous No.720079235 [Report]
>>720078928
>Futurama was right and ayylamos are here for our shows
Anonymous No.720079237 [Report]
>>720071796
Lmao
Anonymous No.720079308 [Report] >>720080274
Anonymous No.720079383 [Report]
>>720075360
Alien technology
Anonymous No.720079408 [Report]
>>720077754
Give me Disco Elysium and add High Strangeness like Communion
Anonymous No.720080008 [Report] >>720080132 >>720087182
>>720078928
no but the federal agents tasked with hiding their existence do
Anonymous No.720080025 [Report]
>>720071929
so the guy with the fake family is misremembering how a glowie kidnapped him and forced him to fuck her?
Anonymous No.720080132 [Report]
>>720080008
This is a lot more interesting until you play the game and realize the deep secret he got killed over was that we were created by ancient aliens
Anonymous No.720080136 [Report]
>>720073658
440 is A, not "all music," that doesn't make sense. that's like saying "the one singular color they changed all film to."
Anonymous No.720080146 [Report] >>720080291
>>720077615
>whoa dude whats with the gun, relax.
Anonymous No.720080232 [Report]
>>720077748
Lord Freeza!
Anonymous No.720080274 [Report]
>>720079308
Looks like Skinny bob.
Anonymous No.720080291 [Report] >>720080642
>>720077615
>>720080146
>ayys were just wanting to ask for directions.
>Jebediah Cornfucker III pulls out his side piece on them for looking at him funny
(Galactic) society....
Anonymous No.720080460 [Report]
i wish aliens were real and that i was special enough to get abducted by them
Anonymous No.720080580 [Report]
ayy
Anonymous No.720080642 [Report] >>720080859
>>720080291
He fucken shot me, Zarbax! You said they only had bows and arrows!
Anonymous No.720080656 [Report] >>720080734 >>720080924 >>720081389 >>720081465
Why are they always naked
Anonymous No.720080665 [Report] >>720084000
ayy lmao
Anonymous No.720080676 [Report] >>720080927
>>720078552
>Space bugs and blue women are fine because they don't exist in our local group yet.

> there will be no blue space bug women in your local cluster for the next 1 billion years
> because your local cluster will cease to exist in 500 million years
> most humans don't even live to 100
fuck this existence, plug me back into the matrix.
Anonymous No.720080734 [Report] >>720080851 >>720081465
>>720080656
One theory it's not their skin but their in space suits
Or they're robots
Anonymous No.720080851 [Report]
>>720080734
meant
>but they're in space suits
Anonymous No.720080858 [Report] >>720081019
Spam E to what?
Anonymous No.720080859 [Report]
>>720080642
BASTARD YOU LEAVE THOSE AYYS ALONE!
Anonymous No.720080924 [Report] >>720085574
>>720080656
They are drones.
Anonymous No.720080927 [Report]
>>720080676
Grim
Anonymous No.720081019 [Report] >>720081303
>>720080858
>Hold E to Ayy
Anonymous No.720081034 [Report]
Anonymous No.720081303 [Report] >>720081541
>>720081019
What's up with aliens and cats?
Anonymous No.720081368 [Report]
Anonymous No.720081389 [Report]
>>720080656
>Travel to planet of primitive monkey people
>Strip naked
>Abduct some of the locals
>Spend hours molesting, toying, and/or raping them
>Zap their brains and kick them off the ship when done
Enlightened space fairing race my ass. They're just a bunch of perverts and rapists.
Anonymous No.720081439 [Report]
Anonymous No.720081465 [Report] >>720085574
>>720080656
You can invent your own fictional reasons for it.

> Every encounter with "greys" is invasive or sexual in nature and involves telepathy
HMMMM
> A "psychic" alien (with a naturally occurring radiowave transmitter inside your body, because how else is information going to be transferred with ease?)
> Aliens' society invents clothing that blocks the transmission of thought
> They are literally naked in every sense without their clothes, physical and mental
> Gooner brainwaves K.O. humans
> "Yep, checks out."
But honestly, just paint the target over the bullet holes. Makes it look like you hit every shot that way.

> Actually they're just nudists, ayylmao
> "Yep, also checks out."
See? It's that easy.

>>720080734
> Or they're robots
Or biological robots that are being remotely operated from (spooky voice) aNoThEr DiMeNsIoN oOoOOOoooOo.
Anonymous No.720081507 [Report]
Anonymous No.720081541 [Report] >>720082992
>>720081303
cats repel demons
grays are demons
simple as
Anonymous No.720081781 [Report]
ayy lmao UFOs are 100% real
Anonymous No.720081820 [Report] >>720082443 >>720082615
Anonymous No.720081947 [Report]
Anonymous No.720082024 [Report] >>720082164
Anonymous No.720082164 [Report]
>>720082024
the alien looks like butthead
Anonymous No.720082207 [Report]
>>720053331
>even if its fake
anon i...
Anonymous No.720082443 [Report] >>720082526 >>720084647 >>720084796 >>720089662
>>720081820
Why have they stopped visiting Earth?
Anonymous No.720082502 [Report]
>>720070098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5guOcowy0A
Anonymous No.720082526 [Report]
>>720082443
HD phone cameras scared them off
Anonymous No.720082605 [Report] >>720082652 >>720082752 >>720082897 >>720083012 >>720083052 >>720083616 >>720083738
Would anyone here side with xenos if they gave you something cool in exchange like a bionic arm or a camouflage device?
Anonymous No.720082615 [Report] >>720082972
>>720081820
Someone really AI generated entire races of greys and let them colonize the universe like cancer huh?
Anonymous No.720082652 [Report]
>>720082605
Woolie...
Anonymous No.720082734 [Report]
3I/ATLAS will deliver.
Anonymous No.720082752 [Report]
>>720082605
who cares about that crap, i want to have an ayy family
Anonymous No.720082897 [Report]
>>720082605
It wouldn't surprise me if the ones that have the most to lose in this life haven't already got contingencies like this in place beyond robot hands and ayy concubines.
Anonymous No.720082972 [Report]
>>720082615
We'll never know.
Anonymous No.720082992 [Report]
>>720081541
>toxoposters were possessed beings all along
Oh yeah it's all coming together
Anonymous No.720083012 [Report] >>720083098
>>720082605
If they want to make all of humanity slaves, I dunno. But if they want to just scam us and turn all of Earth into a Hawaii, sure.
Anonymous No.720083052 [Report]
>>720082605
i have never belonged amongst humans. i would do it for free.

aliens hmu i will tell you ALL about the human prostate. BEAM. ME. UP.
Anonymous No.720083098 [Report]
>>720083012
>turn all of Earth into a Hawaii
What a waste
Anonymous No.720083212 [Report]
>>720051269
If you look closer you can see something above it moving in sync with it, which indicates it's either a part of the door, shadows on the inlays on the door, or something hanging in front of the camera.
Anonymous No.720083226 [Report]
Anonymous No.720083316 [Report] >>720083603
>>720077982
what game
Anonymous No.720083603 [Report]
>>720083316
Supposedly a remaster of The Varginha Incident. Original looks like pic related.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidente_em_Varginha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBR8_iYfZmY
Anonymous No.720083616 [Report]
>>720082605
That depends. Can I enslave their species with pizza?
Anonymous No.720083738 [Report]
>>720082605
I'll have to take a look at their tax policy
Anonymous No.720083816 [Report]
>>720070098
>this is kinda weirdly homoeroti—oh
Anonymous No.720083896 [Report]
>>720070771
>star of David
Anonymous No.720083973 [Report] >>720084141
>>720071219
Cat Planet Cuties is real??!
Anonymous No.720083982 [Report]
Anonymous No.720084000 [Report] >>720089852
>>720080665
Did this inspired that famous Earthbound enemy? neat
Anonymous No.720084082 [Report]
Anonymous No.720084141 [Report]
>>720083973
Yu-Gi-Oh Rush is great because it has all the obscure aliens
Anonymous No.720084154 [Report]
Anonymous No.720084270 [Report] >>720084498 >>720084698 >>720086116 >>720091632
>>720048247 (OP)
>>720051586
>>720055314
>>720071743

Wouldn't you, vee?
Anonymous No.720084498 [Report] >>720084601 >>720084673
>>720084270
that's just real world anime
Anonymous No.720084504 [Report] >>720084857
Stumbled upon this alien abduction found footage film from 89. And people say Blair Witch Project was all that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1VkXLeb9No
Anonymous No.720084601 [Report] >>720084698 >>720086116
>>720084498
Anonymous No.720084647 [Report]
>>720082443
XCOM'd
Anonymous No.720084673 [Report]
>>720084498
>he doesn't know
Anonymous No.720084698 [Report]
>>720084270
>>720084601
Anonymous No.720084748 [Report]
Look at dis dood
Anonymous No.720084771 [Report]
Aliens are demons
Anonymous No.720084796 [Report] >>720085032 >>720085120 >>720085228
>>720082443
notice how they only ever went to white countries? well, all the white countries are gone so they lost interest.
Anonymous No.720084857 [Report]
>>720084504
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1VkXLeb9No
I remember watching that on the UPN channel here in the late 90s. They hyped it up as "real", which scared the dog shit out of me. Looks pretty goofy now though.
Anonymous No.720085032 [Report] >>720085123
>>720084796
>turkey
>white
Anonymous No.720085120 [Report] >>720085197 >>720085202
>>720084796
>zimbobwae
>white
Anonymous No.720085123 [Report] >>720085552
>>720085032
Turks are genetically indistinguishable from Greeks, the only difference is their religion
Anonymous No.720085187 [Report]
>>720049591
Puffy
Anonymous No.720085197 [Report] >>720085270
>>720085120
Zimbabweans are genetically indistinguishable from Americnas, the only difference is their McDonalds specials
Anonymous No.720085202 [Report]
>>720085120
they don't come here often, their info was out of date. the last time they came, the place was called Rhodesia
Anonymous No.720085228 [Report]
>>720084796
Soviets got to see alien jellyfish.
Anonymous No.720085270 [Report] >>720085371
>>720085197
so Americans are white?
Anonymous No.720085293 [Report]
Anonymous No.720085371 [Report] >>720085515
>>720085270
Legends say they used to be. But that's just nutjob talk
Anonymous No.720085510 [Report] >>720085623
>game allows you
Anonymous No.720085515 [Report]
>>720085371
why did they go to Zimbabwe then
Anonymous No.720085552 [Report]
>>720085123
pay debts
Anonymous No.720085574 [Report]
>>720080924
>>720081465
Would make more sense than zipping over in an RV sized saucer across the galaxy in person.
>Send AI operated probes in bulk to any stars that look like they have habitable planets
>Observe species through 3d printed, expendable custom drones that zip around and upload data back to the main probe hanging out in the Oort Cloud
>Snag dna from the dominant species to grow cheap biological drones with similar traits as the natives for planetside tasks that are better fitted for dealing with the atmosphere, gravity, etc of the planet in question
Or maybe not even aliens but an older advanced Earth species that lives in the oceans or have returned to their hometown from space after millions of years. This is all fun stuff.
I don't believe in any of this, but it's so interesting to speculate on. I really love this shit, but I have never gotten a chance to see a ufo.
Anonymous No.720085584 [Report] >>720085694
I have reoccurring dreams of UFOs. I wonder if I was abducted...
Anonymous No.720085591 [Report]
Cheeky.
Anonymous No.720085623 [Report]
>>720085510
Anonymous No.720085694 [Report] >>720085860 >>720085972
>>720085584
Do you have anxiety about leaving the window open at night? Do you ever wake up and feel an immense sense of dread? Me too.
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Anonymous No.720085860 [Report]
>>720085694
>dude let me in I'm a fairy
Anonymous No.720085972 [Report] >>720086556 >>720090881
>>720085694
They don't understand humor. Sometimes they'll let you remember if you explain to them how it will make you feel less scared the next time. They don't understand emotional turmoil unless you wrap it in something that benefits them.
Anonymous No.720086116 [Report]
>>720084270
>>720084601
>aliens introduce anime
>we fall in love with anime
>aliens make anime 'real'
>we willing travel to their planet Xzzbituiqkc to see our anime waifus in real life
>they ayyy lmao us before we even hit the exosphere
Maybe this is why these groups want to stop anime and video games.
Anonymous No.720086167 [Report]
>>720048247 (OP)
OJOJOJOJ
NO ALIEN
FUCK OFF
PROTECTIVE SHIELD
PROTECTIVE SHIELD
Has Joey ever talked about this doc? Because i really wanna see his reaction to it.

Also, how many reported Grey encounters are there that can't be explained as a schizophrenic episode.
Anonymous No.720086217 [Report]
My favorite pastime is to look up old Geocities pages centered around aliens and UFOs
Anonymous No.720086367 [Report] >>720086592
>>720057150
Gleeby deebies.
Anonymous No.720086556 [Report]
>>720085972
Are video game journalists aliens?
Anonymous No.720086592 [Report]
>>720086367
>me looking at all those posts talking about space being fake
Anonymous No.720087091 [Report] >>720087182
Anonymous No.720087182 [Report]
>>720087091
>this is what got >>720080008 killed....
Anon delete this if you know what's good for you!
Anonymous No.720088689 [Report] >>720088820 >>720088970 >>720089467 >>720092229
>>720073515
Lets assume this is real. Why haven't the ayys updated the model of their crafts for thousands of years?
Anonymous No.720088820 [Report] >>720089317
>>720088689
Time dilation? They're going so fast it's only been a few minutes/days for them
Anonymous No.720088970 [Report] >>720089231
>>720088689
If something works why change?
Anonymous No.720089231 [Report] >>720089317
>>720088970
Because why not make it more energy efficient?
Anonymous No.720089317 [Report]
>>720089231
>>720088820
You don't have any idea how these things work. But let me tell you one thing: it ain't inertia or newtonian physics, dumbass.
Anonymous No.720089467 [Report]
>>720088689
Just because a type of vehicle has the same rough basic shape over time, doesn't mean its the exact same model. For example, ships have had the same basic shape for thousands of years and only changed their silhouettes in the last couple centuries because we stopped using sails for propulsion and adopted the use of gun turrets.
Anonymous No.720089534 [Report]
>>720048247 (OP)
What's the lore on the Cuck Mantises?
This guy is adamant about them insisting to watch every time he gets it on with some kind of an Grey-Human hybrid female. Besides, wouldn't the kid look more human in this scenario if the whole thing wasn't him simply writing fictional stories with "rough" illustrations?
Anonymous No.720089662 [Report]
>>720082443
Because of this
Anonymous No.720089672 [Report]
>>720050365
This movie gave me an alien abduction phobia as a kid. Took me a while before I could see Christopher Walken movies again.
Anonymous No.720089698 [Report]
>>720049591
Get the Twilight Princess helmet on it and this little nigga looks like Midna. Does it have any holes or you need to drill one in beforehand?
Anonymous No.720089852 [Report]
>>720084000
no, that was this
Anonymous No.720090881 [Report]
>>720085972
You ever had one where it feels like they're giving you some kinda slideshow of their faces? I've had ones like that a few times.
Anonymous No.720091084 [Report]
>>720073245
Was the moon his waifu?
Anonymous No.720091194 [Report] >>720091919 >>720092123
>>720048247 (OP)
Anonymous No.720091308 [Report]
Aliens? Oh you mean demons?
Anonymous No.720091389 [Report]
>>720071929
>How to tell a person never took any psychedelics
They don't give you an abduction trip, I've never heard about anything like that. Psychedelics cause your senses to blend together and become sharper. Depending on the dose, you can end up in mental Wonderland, but the idea of using psychedelics to "program" or "control" people is as retarded as the ones peddling these "theories", or rather, what they imagine happens after taking LSD, 2C-P, DOI, nBOMEs, DMT, etc. Every psychedelic has an unique profile of action. I've noticed the most "out there" stories are made up about the psychedelics which were popular back in the day. Interesting, that hippies never got abducted, yet those who, usually, live in self-isolation, had human contact only through the Internet and their parents on a recent timescale, never tried any actual drugs like morphine, ketamine, LSD (or similar), amphetamine (unless they got it in school for (((ADHD))), leading to irreversible changes in dopaminergic pathways) and so on. I'm not saying "addicted". Just trying something other than weed. I'm not trying to say weed is bad, it can be fun from time to time, but I would never smoke it every day, just as I don't drink every day. Not even every weekend. It's just tiring to keep seeing the same, tired, bullshit some mamaboy believes. US Government did tons of weird experiments during Cold War, like Remote Viewing, injecting people with Plutonium without consent etc. MKULTRA was an attempt at creating a "truth serum", that not only would make the person tell them everything when asked, but also believe in everything they tell them to do. That would be obviously useful in "turning" spies. Or oppositionists at home. Yeah, the program failed, but not fully - psychedelics don't work as a truth serum, but they instead found out that majority of people don't need to be drugged in order to believe the most outrageous lies, as long as it's a person with strong enough authority and power saying it.
Anonymous No.720091632 [Report] >>720091883 >>720092528
>>720084270
>>720073245
Uh oh
Anonymous No.720091883 [Report]
>>720091632
MOLON LABE
Muslim No.720091919 [Report]
>>720091194
To be honest I always visualized them as anime girls but ayys work too.
>72
This meme number never mentioned anywhere.
>with breasts just beginning to develop
Need a source for this one boss. The others are mentioned often but never heard of this specific one.
Anonymous No.720091973 [Report]
>>720048247 (OP)
This kind of shit used to really creep me the fuck out when I was a kid. I think it's because I saw Serial Experiments Lain and I had no idea what the fuck was going on that entire show. It gave me a really unsettling vibe the entire time, though. Then there was that scene with that gray alien kid sitting in a hoodie and some ominous ass music playing and it just had me horrified for years. I was super fascinated by it though, I even went around and LARPed I was had alien encounter experiences on Yahoo forums where I found a bunch of other weird shit like this. Nowadays it's all very silly to me but the younger mind is very active, I suppose.
Anonymous No.720092123 [Report]
>>720091194
Ayyyyy
Anonymous No.720092229 [Report]
>>720088689
Don't fix what ain't broke desu
Anonymous No.720092528 [Report]
>>720091632
Mmmmmmmm ballbusting