Thread 720072757

Realistically speaking, what is the best course of action in this situation?

>>720072757 (OP)
ToT

Throw the little shit into a garbage can then send it rolling down the street

Defeat her weak shitmon and claim my 20 pokedollars. Mash through her post-battle dialogue about how pokemon battles are fun and that her pokemon had fun too even though it lost.

>>720072757 (OP)
killing yourself for playing pokemon

How does she have a pokemon when you get your first pokemon at 10

>>720072757 (OP)
How did she get a pokeball when she's underage and you need a trainer's license to buy one?

>>720072993
That was just anime lore, it's never established in the games

>>720072993
Retconned. The whole "kids are adults at age 10" thing is gone and anyone can be a pokemon trainer now. It was probably never canon to begin with since the first generations have preschooler trainers too.

>>720073348

the first generation is a post-world war shithole tho

>>720072757 (OP)
Are pedos that bad in the Pokemon world that even lil ones like her need a biological gun for protection?

>>720072757 (OP)
Disregard the challenge, it's not like anyone need to accept them everytime

>>720073215
The same way (You) got Grand Theft Auto: Vice City back in the days.

>>720073468
Quit projecting """Hiker"""

that's a child

>>720072757 (OP)
prone, full nelson, then marriage

>>720073619
Legally you cannot refuse their challenge.

>>720073620
She pirated a pokeball?!

>>720073620
I actually remember buying Vice City Stories for PSP when I was 13 and the gamestop clerk didn't seem to care at all.

>>720072757 (OP)
Go Yarimono on her ass.

>>720072993
maybe the rules differ based on the country

>>720073619
Wrong, you cannot deny a duel.

>>720073736
I always got my M rated games from a chinese mom and pop store for that reason, they're not turning away paying customers.

>>720073852
and yet you're racist towards the chinese, curious.

>>720073348
So kids are adults at 6 now??

>>720073215
she's actually 20 and has severe dwarfism

>>720072757 (OP)
send your worse pokemon and reward her for winning ToT

>>720072757 (OP)
why is she announcing she's a preschooler for a pokemon duel?

>>720074024
No. At 18. Pokemon is a hobby and a sport for kids in the video games. Adults are still very clearly doing the adult work in the games and kids are very clearly still treated like kids. They just don't seem to have any problem with kids leaving home to be pokemon trainers.

>>720072993
Satoshi's anime doesn't mean anything.

>>720073710
>>720073798
What, is she carrying an officer Jenny in another pokeball or something? Piss off little girl, I'm not battling you

we really need to fix the lore and worldbuilding of this shit franchise.

the manime and videogames ruined the stablished lore of gen 1 and 2

>>720074314
and kids leaving home to have sex!

>>720074442
adapt special. It's probably the most in line to how the games were meant to be interpreted in ancillary media.

>>720074513
with pokemon?

>>720074435
Whatever the consequences are they must be pretty serious because even criminal organizations like Team Rocket abide by these rules and pay out prize money when they lose.

>>720074639
How do you think pokemon breeders got started?

>>720074442
the lore of gen 1 and 2 made no fucking sense with the logical conclusion being pokemon replacing everything including humans

>>720074650
Arceus smites you if you refuse a pokemon challenge.

>>720074749
>the lore of gen 1 and 2 made no fucking sense
t. played them as a toddler and thinks it was goo goo ga ga shit

Kill yourself, incel. It was rated T for teens for a reason.

>>720072757 (OP)
Throw her ass in the orphan crushing machine.

>>720074826
No it wasn't.

>>720072757 (OP)
I'd just give her some headpats

>>720074971
t. toddlerfag
https://www.newsweek.com/pokemon-evil-164556

>>720072757 (OP)
>You are challenged
Rude!

go directly to jail

>>720075069
That has absolutely nothing to do with what you just said. The games are rated E.

>>720074749
human don't make sense in the pokemon lore at all

>>720072757 (OP)
I whip out my wiglett

>>720074435
they appear of of thin air, just like ffta judges do

>>720072993
She can be 10 if you want her to be

>>720072757 (OP)
Just imagine what's going to happen once muslims get out of the stone age and start developing games.

>>720072757 (OP)
Beat her pichu up and then rape her pichu, she can watch as I rape the pichu.

>>720076290
>bad to the bone riff plays

could children just run around all over the county safely if the child lived in an ethnically homogenous nation?

>>720076785
get out

>>720072757 (OP)
I'd Dynamax her and crawl into her cunny.

>>720072757 (OP)
>beat her
>get 42 poke dollar
Stupid brat. That is not nearly enough. Compensation required.

>>720076790
im black (american) and as a kid every kid could just run around anywhere without worrying about anything back in my day and it wasnt an ethnically homogeneous nation

>>720076790
No. There were a number of Russian serial killers and kiddy diddlers and everyone is (or used to be) the exact same race over there.

>>720072757 (OP)
Spread my legs and hope that she finishes quickly.

>>720074874
SEIZON SENRYAKUUUUUU

>>720072993
I thought the rule was you can't enter the Pokemon league until 10.

>>720072757 (OP)
>BONK!

This is why anime and pornography is being banned.

>>720076790
I don't think so, unless the legal age of consent is completely removed.

>>720076785
stay here

>>720076981
Same, but as a kid I'd rather be at home playing videogames than running around a shitty middle class suburb listening to muffled rap music in the distance.

I have every confidence that would remain true if there were magical monsters outside that I could catch in a ball but then again, I did collect bugs sometimes and try to make them fight in a jar so, who knows

>>720077334
>anime and pornography is being banned because only the top 1% is allowed to fuck children and the rest of the world isn't even allowed to fantasize about it

>>720076785
meander around

>>720076785
wander aimlessly

>>720076785
Turn 360 and walk away

>>720076225
Can't they legally not create representations of humans? No drawings.

hypno use hypnosis
hypno use pound

>>720078834
cuck
what an absolute cuck

>>720078876
its not about fucking her, its about giving her the trauma of rape so she wont waste peoples time again

>>720079040
cringe

>>720079086
*insert zoomer buzzword here*

mycock uses harden

>>720076785
wander back and forth, forever

>>720072757 (OP)
>when its not furfaggotry or bestiality its pedophilia
Why are pokemon fans such degenerates?

>>720073679
Of what?

>>720079086
okay I rape her, are you happy now?

>>720077679
Yes

>>720079780
at least there's no hand rubbing pokemon involved

>>720079727
>drawing
>pedophilia

>>720072757 (OP)
Ask her where exactly Lana lives so I can rape her.

>>720080260
You're confusing the definitions of pedophilia and child molestation again.

>>720080504
>bearpedo meme
Time to eat your antipedo pills and go to bed gramps

>>720080320
She lives with me, on my rape dungeon.

>>720076790
As long as they're not French yes. Look up how the child crusades ended.

I got mixed signals.

>>720080983
Or China

I don't even know what I want from pokemon. I want all mons to be relevant, and wild Pokémon can attack in groups. I dislike 99% of the game's world losing its challenge once your mon reaches lvl 70 and just one shots everything.

>>720081112
Why don't you just catch new pokemon and use those?

>start playing black/white
>300 hours of worthless talking
>get babied the whole time with almost every NPC you see between cutscenes either giving you items or even entire pokemon
>finally get a chance to kind of start adventuring
>very first location you're sent to is a preschool to beat up on toddlers
God what a dogshit gen

>>720080651
>Time to eat your antipedo pills
I'm afraid 4chan doesn't stock your government mandated boner cyanide pills

>>720081104
They had to install pop-up bollards on every major school crosswalk because so many chinese kids were being intentionally run over, and they installed them like last year.

>>720081336
Kill yourself kike. Ethnically homogeneous societies actually care about their own.

I think mainline Pokemon should move on and make double battles the standard battle system. Single battles are boring as shit.

>>720072757 (OP)
>Realistically speaking, what is the best course of action in this situation?
Non-stop mating press

Like in my job don't engage with the children in physical play at all (or most play for that matter) unless the dumb woman coordinators ask me to even though I'm a 6 foot 2 man, which inevitably results in the children crying, starting fights with each other or having autistic meltdowns, not to mention the risk of irate fathers punching my lights out for so much as lending a hand to these kids with something

I actually really fucking hate women holy shit

>>720072757 (OP)
don't some of these little shits have pokemon way stronger than you'd expect for where you actually fight them?

>>720073450
the twin class in gold and silver are obviously no older than like 7

>>720077679
>Rest of the world
Only America sweats over the age of 18. The rest of the worlds age of consent is lower

>>720074435
"Oh you don't want to battle me? Okay.." *pulls rape alarm*

>>720081712
I always love how pedophiles like you can prattle off the age of consent for every single country, and you most commonly seem to fixate on japan as well.

>>720072757 (OP)
call her parents to pick her up and win by default

>>720073654
Hiker is our word, but you can say Hika

>>720072757 (OP)
holy sex

>>720076785
walk in circles

>>720074749
>pokemon replacing everything
bet you didn't complain when the flintstones did it, hypocrite

>>720081537
Anon, this is China we're talking about. Google "china revenge against society". It's a popular trend where Chinese fed up with CCP society try to cause as much damage as possible before killing themselves. They also had to install heavy locked gates at every elementary school because people would knife attack elementary school kids every month

First you stop being a pedophile, then you burn in hell!

Pedo scum. You're not welcome on this site. You thought you were, you never were.

>>720077679
it's worth looking in to banning anime when 99% of its fans tend to be pedophiles. seems like it might be contributing to the problem.

>>720081929
kek meanwhile the cuck white killing himselve for no reason

>>720082027
*your

>>720081905
what do vitamins have to do with anything?

>>720081929
>a popular trend
It's a country of 1.4 billion people. I wonder what per capita violence shows when compared to US or Europe.

>>720080989
Holy shit, is that an edit of Bingo Torte's oppai loli sister?

I'd battle her but I'd make sure to only use my most powerful pokemon! No mercy!

>>720082051
that's cool and all but release the epstein files

>>720072757 (OP)
U-U-UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>>720082027
Lolicon webzone

>>720082439
Rape

>>720082273
You trust the data of a country whose middle class pays $40k to $60k to skip immigration queues and illegally hop the US border just to leave China? Like I said every anon who is interested already looked up on Google "china revenge against society" so whatever you say now is irrelevant, the damage is done

imagine beating children in pokemon battles over and over until they run out of money and then take their clothes as compensation

>>720082964
>and then take their clothes as compensation
this but I sell the clothes back to the kids marked up

>>720076785
WALK.

>>720080651
>Pills
We're way beyond that, anon.

>>720072757 (OP)
unf unf unf

>>720082027
He's welcome to stay and you are welcome to leave. Normalfag

>>720072993
That was just Pallet Town's tradition

>>720083609
Now edit the BW2 sprite animation.

Remember: God sees what you are doing.

>>720084075
He impregnated a 12yo so...

>>720083971
that's above my paygrade but how do you get the individual frames out of an animated png

>>720084075
why is he worried about these pixels instead of the real literal pedo sex rings for rich people?

>>720072757 (OP)
Realize I'm playing a gen 7 game for some reason, turn it off and go back to gen 5, the last good gen.

>>720084176
That was Muhammad actually

>>720085298
That was a nine-year-old. Mary was ~13.

>>720082964
sorry but I'm not a troon, I don't imagine things like that. You do you though, just stay away from schools and don't try to read to kids at the library anymore.

>>720086003
The age of consent in some US states was 9 years old

>>720086150
do people unironically project on a basket weaving form like this?

>>720083362
Pedophile scum