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Any fucking questions?
Anonymous No.720088301 [Report] >>720112387
>>720088154 (OP)
Sooooo, nintendo derangement syndrome is a thing?
>captcha: KATT0
Anonymous No.720088853 [Report] >>720102993 >>720105564 >>720113068 >>720113190
>>720088154 (OP)
Dark souls is a Zelda like game with a gritty atmosphere.
Anonymous No.720089013 [Report] >>720092372 >>720097164 >>720112689 >>720113281 >>720115224
Anonymous No.720089074 [Report] >>720117589
Kirby soloes
Anonymous No.720089075 [Report]
I would not shed a tear if every rollslop fanboy was dragged into the street and shot.
Anonymous No.720089216 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Post the edit where the stabbing just takes off 1 heart
Anonymous No.720089325 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
>he had an inside man all along
Anonymous No.720091641 [Report] >>720092195 >>720096507
>>720088154 (OP)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757296974650153.mp4
Anonymous No.720091816 [Report] >>720092014
>>720088154 (OP)
Yeah why is ALttP Link with Navi?
Anonymous No.720092014 [Report] >>720093085
>>720091816
Because this was made a From fag who doesn't know shit about Zelda.
Anonymous No.720092195 [Report] >>720105075
>>720091641
YAAARRR CUT THEIR HEADS OFF WITH OUR CUTLASSES FEED EM TO THE FUCKING SHARKS!!!
Anonymous No.720092305 [Report]
Soulslop has always been cringe
Anonymous No.720092372 [Report] >>720093173 >>720096361
>>720089013
Wow, it’s genuinely impressive how AI does jokes worse than when people make unironic Microsoft paint edits.
Anonymous No.720093085 [Report]
>>720092014
As if there’s a difference
Anonymous No.720093173 [Report]
>>720092372
>AI
>does worse
Someone wrote that prompt, my Nubian friend
Anonymous No.720096361 [Report] >>720100612
>>720092372
>NOOOOO THE FUN FAIRY TALE PROTAGONIST HAS TO DIE TO A SKELETON NOOOOOO
Cry harder
Anonymous No.720096482 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
I'm pretty sure Link insta clears any shitty souls game in like ten minutes.
Anonymous No.720096507 [Report]
>>720091641
He didn't say that
Anonymous No.720097164 [Report] >>720112909 >>720113207 >>720115125
>>720089013
why is AI so fundamentally worthless?
why did so many retarded companies buy into it? When it eventually collapses and sends the economy into a new age Great Depression who gets lynched first?
Anonymous No.720097675 [Report] >>720098012 >>720100710 >>720105312 >>720105772 >>720105940 >>720106408 >>720113058 >>720113127
>>720088154 (OP)
similar vibes
Anonymous No.720097910 [Report] >>720101697
how do i beat the golden twins?
Anonymous No.720098012 [Report]
>>720097675
>your
Anonymous No.720100612 [Report]
>>720096361
The image doesn't even make sense retarded jeet. Your brain is so fried from AI you can't tell you posted something incomprehensible.
Anonymous No.720100710 [Report]
>>720097675
Charizard would smoke a Dragonborn those shitty gears THOUGH
Anonymous No.720100928 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
There is so much to this image its actually very comical
Anonymous No.720100956 [Report]
I wonder just how many people got filtered by those skeletons.
Anonymous No.720100974 [Report] >>720101104
>>720088154 (OP)
Why do the bottom two panels look different than usual? Am I just remembering it wrong in my head?
Anonymous No.720101013 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
lol cumtown reference
epic for the win!
Anonymous No.720101104 [Report]
>>720100974
The original says "welcome to dark souls"
This is an edit meant to appeal to the zoomers who only played elden Ring, and it doesn't even make sense.
Anonymous No.720101323 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
the fix of this gay comic where link loses half a heart is not even accurate.
souls enemies are so sluggish that they would never even be able to hit a real action game character like Link. the controls are too agile and responsive.
Anonymous No.720101416 [Report] >>720111035 >>720113294
FUCK YOU, SKELETON
Anonymous No.720101697 [Report]
>>720097910
who
Anonymous No.720102042 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
>message on ground before skelebro
Kek
Anonymous No.720102221 [Report] >>720102686
>>720088154 (OP)
Link would tank that though. The protags in Souls games are just above average humans, that's why they die so easily. Link is an incredibly skilled and powerful elf.
Anonymous No.720102661 [Report] >>720103262 >>720103358 >>720120825
>>720088154 (OP)
fixed
Anonymous No.720102686 [Report]
>>720102221
given how slow souls characters move and swing I'd say they're well below average.
Anonymous No.720102770 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Where's the one where Link loses half a heart and the Skeleton yells "BULLSHIT!"
Anonymous No.720102912 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
DS fans like this image but i think it's cringe af
Anonymous No.720102993 [Report]
>>720088853
That was my first thought when I saw Demons' Souls back in the day.
Anonymous No.720103262 [Report] >>720112970
>>720102661
But doesn't that happen in Zelda games too?
Anonymous No.720103358 [Report]
>>720102661
kek
Anonymous No.720104294 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
>Supposedly OoT Link
>But cosplays as ALttP Link
>Right-handed
Fake Link. The real Link will fuck all the Elden Ring monsters like they were his bitches. Suck on that, you faggot.
Anonymous No.720104493 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Now hold on, i think Link would do alright in a souls-style game.
He has a sword, he has a shield, he can roll. I mean that's really all you need. Plenty have beaten these games with less.
Anonymous No.720104660 [Report]
>mfw version where he parries the attack
Anonymous No.720104772 [Report] >>720104876 >>720104956 >>720105214 >>720105343 >>720105576
Anonymous No.720104826 [Report] >>720105126
>>720088154 (OP)
>dark soulsoid tries to roll through a spear
>gets impaled anyways
Anonymous No.720104876 [Report]
>>720104772
there it is. Now i can finally close this thread
Anonymous No.720104956 [Report]
>>720104772
The hero of all ages
Anonymous No.720105075 [Report] >>720115271
>>720092195
is there a video of this still?
Anonymous No.720105126 [Report]
>>720104826
Must've forgotten to invest in ADP
Anonymous No.720105214 [Report]
>>720104772
thread over
Anonymous No.720105312 [Report] >>720105446
>>720097675
Much as OP is a stupid comic because what makes dark souls hard is the protagonist being weak rather than the enemies being strong this is stupid because Skyrim Man is utterly incapable of one shotting anything, at least without a sneak attack
Anonymous No.720105343 [Report] >>720105486 >>720113845
>>720104772
>didn't go for the backstab
Dumb fuckin skele
Anonymous No.720105446 [Report]
>>720105312
he is standing behind the charizard. He probably crouched and hid for a few seconds until it forgot about him, then snuck up behind it for the sneak attack
Anonymous No.720105486 [Report] >>720112998
>>720105343
OH NO NO TENDIESISTERS...
Anonymous No.720105564 [Report]
>>720088853
Tbqh oot is an anime character design dark souls game if time were reversed.
Anonymous No.720105576 [Report]
>>720104772
should do one where link releases bees
Anonymous No.720105681 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Eldenring is the ultimate hardcorest game of all time only real sigma men can play this game
Anonymous No.720105772 [Report] >>720105940 >>720106408
>>720097675
The more you stare at this, the more things you find wrong with it.
Anonymous No.720105940 [Report] >>720106234 >>720106408
>>720097675
>>720105772
>Charizard isn't even dragon type
>Brendan instead of Red
>Last Dragonborn is using a shout but slashing
Anonymous No.720106234 [Report]
>>720105940
>white hair
Anonymous No.720106408 [Report] >>720107801 >>720111036 >>720111145 >>720111903
>>720097675
>>720105772
>>720105940
1. Charizard isn't a dragon. Even most normies know this.
2. Poke'mon instead of Pokémon, which is weird cause this as the artstyle of someone who is Mexican, so he should know how to type an é without doing the autistic ASCII-numpad trick I do.
3. "Your" instead of "You're"
4. Charizard is striking a martial arts pose.
5. Using the Gen 3 male trainer for some reason even though Ash or the Gen 1 trainer would have been far more appropriate for Charizard.
6. Despite never playing Skyrim, even I know the Fus Ro Dah thing is supposed to be a pushing shout, not a war cry for a sword slash.
7. Thinking you can one-shot a Charizard as a human, or making the assumption that because Pokémon is accessible to children that it automatically makes Skyrim "not" accessible to children despite the rating difference.
8. The trainer seemingly picking a Pokémon battle with someone that he isn't even aware is another trainer or not.
9. Charizard losing on speed here.
10. A fire type taking serious damage from a steel type attack.
11. Charizard's weird posture indicating instead of doing his martial arts pose, he tried to throw it back towards him.
12. Trainer's left arm looks substantially more beefy than his right, like the author was trying to make a masturbation joke, or at least will try to pass it off as one if called out on this.
13. Gay-ass eyelashes on Charizard's severed head for some reason in the second panel.
14. Excusable cause even most Pokémon fans know this, but that's not his hair. It's a hat.
Anonymous No.720107801 [Report]
>>720106408
You forgot
>gloves change color between panels
>charizard getting fourth finger
Anonymous No.720110906 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Anonymous No.720111035 [Report]
>>720101416
Holy fucking BASED Throne of Darkness poster
Anonymous No.720111036 [Report] >>720111081 >>720111096 >>720112825 >>720113268
>>720106408
Charizard is obviously a dragon you sperg, dragon type just wasn't a thing yet
Anonymous No.720111081 [Report] >>720111158
>>720111036
(you)
Anonymous No.720111096 [Report] >>720111341
>>720111036
>dragon type just wasn't a thing yet
Dragon type has been a thing since gen 1.
Anonymous No.720111145 [Report]
>>720106408
>he tried to throw it back
Can you put that in non-nigger terms?
Anonymous No.720111158 [Report]
>>720111081
>no argument
Nigga it's literally just a fucking dragon. Its a flying lizard that breathes fire.
Anonymous No.720111178 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
zesty aintya
Anonymous No.720111341 [Report]
>>720111096
wtf
Anonymous No.720111903 [Report]
>>720106408
Clinical autism.
Anonymous No.720112387 [Report]
>>720088301
Yes, tendies are deranged, why do you ask?
Anonymous No.720112467 [Report] >>720112497 >>720112779 >>720113036 >>720113067
>>720088154 (OP)
>i drew my character killing your character
>that proves my character stronger
I have proof that Bluey could kill Sephiroth.
Anonymous No.720112497 [Report]
>>720112467
>calls the diaper fetish cartoon "his character"
Anonymous No.720112563 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Bro, Link would just lose an heart lmao.
Anonymous No.720112689 [Report]
>>720089013
kek
Anonymous No.720112779 [Report]
>>720112467
I don't believe you actually have that
this exists though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eft5DW4IN-k
Anonymous No.720112825 [Report]
>>720111036
No, he is a lizard with wings. And dragon type was Gen 1.
Anonymous No.720112909 [Report] >>720112959
>>720097164
The fact you are so afraid and wary of if tells me otherwise.
Anonymous No.720112959 [Report]
>>720112909
>if
GOOD MORNING SAAAAR
Anonymous No.720112970 [Report]
>>720103262
>he doesn't know
Can't believe Stalfos in Ocarina filtered retards like you. No wonder everybody is complaining about Silksong being too hard.
Anonymous No.720112998 [Report]
>>720105486
Link has Z-targetting, he's immune to backstabs
Anonymous No.720113036 [Report]
>>720112467
*freezes you with a magic xylophone*
heh, nothing personnel DUDE
Anonymous No.720113058 [Report]
>>720097675
>white hair
Soul
Anonymous No.720113067 [Report] >>720113115
>>720112467
I remember this being a short lived meme.
Anonymous No.720113068 [Report]
>>720088853
It's a zelda game with none of the charm, characters, story, dungeons, items, puzzles or memorable soundtrack, yes.
Anonymous No.720113105 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
>trying to attack an enemy who already has an inside man
Foolish from the start
Anonymous No.720113115 [Report]
>>720113067
This is something I would have saved on /wg/ like 18 years ago
Anonymous No.720113127 [Report] >>720113164
>>720097675
I'm genuinely confused about this comic, because it doesn't seem like the guy who drew it knows anything about either game, but it's also possible he added so many stupid details on purpose just to get people to look up his other work.
Anonymous No.720113164 [Report]
>>720113127
I'm pretty sure it was originally made for Kotaku or some shit, the artist probably just didn't know about either of these games on more than a surface level and was just asked to make a gamer joke
Anonymous No.720113184 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
i dont like seeing my childhood heroes get hurt.
Anonymous No.720113190 [Report] >>720117639
>>720088853
Zelda is actually good unlike troonslop rollslop.
Anonymous No.720113207 [Report] >>720113380 >>720115125
>>720097164
people said the same shit about computers
Anonymous No.720113268 [Report]
>>720111036
>gen 1
>what is Dratini
>what is Dragonair
>what is Dragonite
Anonymous No.720113281 [Report]
>>720089013
>messing up the first 2 panels even though they're irrelevant
kek
Anonymous No.720113294 [Report] >>720117695
>>720101416
Sell me on throne of darkness.
Anonymous No.720113307 [Report] >>720113467
Tendies are massive insecure over a funny skeleton comic.
Anonymous No.720113380 [Report] >>720113485
>>720113207
They didn't, but they did about 3D movies and TV.
Anonymous No.720113467 [Report]
>>720113307
Rabid manbabies can't take a joke.
Anonymous No.720113485 [Report] >>720114678 >>720114924 >>720115125
>>720113380
>They didn't
you kidding? people said computers were going to end the world on multiple occasions. it's been a staple in pop culture for a reason.
Anonymous No.720113729 [Report] >>720113840 >>720113845 >>720113943 >>720114135 >>720114149
>>720088154 (OP)
have some more accurate SLOPPITY SLOP
Anonymous No.720113840 [Report] >>720113895 >>720114045
>>720113729
I miss when /v/ did edits in MSPaint, AI generated "OC" is kind of trash
Anonymous No.720113845 [Report]
>>720113729
He forgot the second part.
>>720105343
Anonymous No.720113895 [Report]
>>720113840
oh yeah, that was very low effort by me
Anonymous No.720113943 [Report]
>>720113729
>Jerry, why the FUCK did you put Frank’s head on your arm, you absolute numbskull?!
Anonymous No.720114045 [Report]
>>720113840
Most AIjeets can't take the joke seeing this thread.
Anonymous No.720114135 [Report] >>720114191
>>720113729
kys
Anonymous No.720114149 [Report] >>720114856
>>720113729
>kill skeleton enemy
>it drops 3 skulls
Anonymous No.720114191 [Report]
>>720114135
you first triggered bitchboy
Anonymous No.720114202 [Report]
I like the one edit where Sans kills him instead.
Anonymous No.720114204 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
You copy pasted the text in the second panel twice
Anonymous No.720114243 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Early game mobs in Elden Ring are a joke, this comic was made about DS1 for a reason.
Anonymous No.720114443 [Report] >>720114506
>>720088154 (OP)
meanwhile, in reality...
Anonymous No.720114506 [Report]
>>720114443
butthurt
Anonymous No.720114516 [Report] >>720114624 >>720114692 >>720115079
A lot of people itt don't seem to realize or remember skeletons in Dark Souls can parry and riposte you, and that's what's being portrayed in the comic.
Anonymous No.720114624 [Report]
>>720114516
Not many people play anything outside of a few Nintendo products and f2p PCslop on /v/.
Anonymous No.720114678 [Report] >>720114868
>>720113485
But that's not what that anon said you illiterate jeet.
Anonymous No.720114692 [Report] >>720114898
>>720114516
Can they? I only remember human NPCs, balder knights, and maybe the thief guys being able to do it
Anonymous No.720114734 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Why even change the text? Elden Ring skeletons are trivial.
Anonymous No.720114793 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Anyone else noticed what's on the top left corner of the second panel?
Anonymous No.720114798 [Report] >>720114869
Honestly if you were to put Adult Link from OOT into any souls-like, and give him his own mechanics, he'd dominate.

1. Z-targeting weak points
2. Infinite stamina.
3. 20 Hearts, most damage he can take at once is 5 hearts (Nayru's Love effectively makes it 40.)
4. Bottled Fairies to insta-rev.
So on, so forth...
Anonymous No.720114856 [Report]
>>720114149
Just like Mortal Kombat 3
Anonymous No.720114868 [Report] >>720115125
>>720114678
i'm saying it, you fucking midwit golem. it's called a comparison. kill yourself.
Anonymous No.720114869 [Report] >>720114923 >>720114937 >>720114946
>>720114798
>1. Z-targeting weak points
Forgetting weak points, Z-Targeting makes Link immune to back stabs in 1v1 fights
Anonymous No.720114898 [Report]
>>720114692
Yeah, attacking while they have their guard up is a death sentence. A new player who sees a skeleton, takes it lightly and attacks recklessly, as if they're playing Twilight Princess, is probably getting impaled.
Anonymous No.720114923 [Report]
>>720114869
it also makes it so only the enemy you are directly targeting can attack you. The entire mechanic was inspired by old samurai movies where the protagonist would take on bad guys one by one.
Anonymous No.720114924 [Report]
>>720113485
>people said computers were going to end the world on multiple occasions.
To be fair, this was usually people jumping ahead to the future when we have AI and computers can think.
Otherwise people only really talk about computers killing everyone in reference to weird bugs like Y2K or that shit thats coming up in a few years where we'll hit the limit for the date in 32 bit systems or something like that and its going to cause a lot of problems with legacy systems.
Anonymous No.720114937 [Report]
>>720114869
Honestly, Z-targeting is pretty nuts.
Anonymous No.720114946 [Report]
>>720114869
There's z targeting in souls but it still makes you vulnerable.
Anonymous No.720115079 [Report] >>720115247
>>720114516
>can parry and riposte you
So can Link
Anonymous No.720115125 [Report]
>>720114868
No you said, >>720113207
>people said the same shit about computers
and then you said >>720113485
>people said computers were going to end the world on multiple occasions.
Which clearly shows the "same shit" you mentioned was people thinking the world would end, except the original anon >>720097164 never said that the world would end, clearly demonstrating that you are stupid, ESL, and brown, and didn't understand the original post.
Anonymous No.720115224 [Report]
>>720089013
India needs its own great firewall.
Anonymous No.720115247 [Report]
>>720115079
What does that have to do with anything
Anonymous No.720115271 [Report]
>>720105075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZWwi-148Bs
Anonymous No.720115486 [Report] >>720116687 >>720117261
Link would unironically be a cool boss in Dark Souls if you gave him most of his iconic tools and tricks
Anonymous No.720115642 [Report] >>720115786
The Fokka enemy in adventure of Link is harder than any Soulslop boss
Anonymous No.720115765 [Report] >>720115786 >>720115974 >>720117295
Link can't even defeat the temptation to dress up like a slut and suck Ganon's massive musky cock while Zelda watches and encourages him, what makes you think he can defeat a skeleton?
Anonymous No.720115786 [Report]
>>720115765
>>720115642
Anonymous No.720115974 [Report]
>>720115765
based sissy poster
Anonymous No.720116687 [Report]
>>720115486
With the Berserk throwback they did recently I'm surprised they haven't done that yet
Anonymous No.720117261 [Report]
>>720115486
Would that include the using your shield to be propeled into the air by an explosion, only cool thing in nuzelda
Anonymous No.720117295 [Report]
>>720115765
you think you can defeat a skeleton because you reluctantly suck dicks?
Anonymous No.720117589 [Report] >>720118010
>>720089074
Heckin wholesome kirbopost, fellow reddior!
Anonymous No.720117639 [Report]
>>720113190
3D Zelda was never good.
Anonymous No.720117695 [Report]
>>720113294
It's weeb Diablo.
Anonymous No.720118010 [Report] >>720118220
>>720117589
What is "reddit" to you, aside from "things I don't like"?
Anonymous No.720118016 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Why does this silly comic trigger so much autism
Anonymous No.720118220 [Report] >>720118325
>>720118010
Liking Kirby is reddit as fuck you onions chugging megafag
Anonymous No.720118325 [Report] >>720119521
>>720118220
There's literally nothing wrong with liking things, Kirby is fine.
You might be a massive faggot if you decide what you can and can't like based on whether or not other people are enjoying it in ways you don't like. The only reddit thing I'm seeing here is trying to shit on people for not having the "correct" opinion as if the point of 4chan is a fitting in contest and not just honest open discussion about hobbies and shit.
Anonymous No.720118337 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Yes: why the profanity?
Anonymous No.720119521 [Report] >>720119569 >>720119781
>>720118325
Summer is over, what are you still doing here
Anonymous No.720119569 [Report]
>>720119521
being afraid of enjoying things that seem "childish" is far more childish than someone just being honest about what they enjoy.
Anonymous No.720119781 [Report]
>>720119521
Anon, it's Sep 11696, 1993.
Anonymous No.720120370 [Report] >>720120608
>>720088154 (OP)
>Any fucking questions?
Yes! What part of the vageene do I put my peenor in?
Anonymous No.720120608 [Report]
>>720120370
Back of the knee maybe?
Anonymous No.720120825 [Report] >>720123362
>>720102661
bravo
Anonymous No.720122491 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
It's tragic seeing good images being ruined by people reposting and spreading terribly compressed versions of them
Anonymous No.720123138 [Report]
>>720088154 (OP)
Wasn't the original about Dark Souls
Anonymous No.720123362 [Report]
>>720120825
I fucking hate this shit. Every game that does this deserves to be panned.
Anonymous No.720123445 [Report]
The next zelda game will be dark souls and breath of the wild mixed.