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Anonymous No.720095705 [Report] >>720095790 >>720095854 >>720096000 >>720096793 >>720097985 >>720099195 >>720099225 >>720099392
How has mario not killed him yet?
Anonymous No.720095790 [Report]
>>720095705 (OP)
Mario did kill Bowser. All that was left was bones.
Anonymous No.720095838 [Report] >>720096186 >>720099254
He has. He was literally a ghost in Luigi's Mansion because Mario killed him. The fortune teller even explicitly says it was Mario that killed him.
Anonymous No.720095854 [Report]
>>720095705 (OP)
Nintendo makes baby games, they can't have actual death in baby games.
Anonymous No.720096000 [Report] >>720096186
>>720095705 (OP)
He has.... a few times in fact.
He just keeps coming back.
Anonymous No.720096186 [Report] >>720097927
>>720096000
>>720095838
Mario needs to target the source of the problem (kamek)
Anonymous No.720096793 [Report]
>>720095705 (OP)
NSMB melted his ass in lava and he came back as a skeleton
Anonymous No.720097927 [Report] >>720099975
>>720096186
leave him to me
Anonymous No.720097985 [Report]
>>720095705 (OP)
He did like 12 times.
Anonymous No.720098131 [Report]
https://youtu.be/tmjO3TneeB8?si=k43neVnMlAupLfij
Anonymous No.720099182 [Report]
1up mushrooms make dealing with threats difficult
Anonymous No.720099195 [Report] >>720099254
>>720095705 (OP)
koopas are an immortal plague, they will outlast everything in the mushroom kingdom through the curse of the dry bones
Anonymous No.720099225 [Report]
>>720095705 (OP)
That's the great and terrible Bowser. How do you kill something like that?
Anonymous No.720099254 [Report]
>>720099195
>>720095838
So wait, Mario killed him but he split into his Nobody and Heartless forms and keeps fighting?
Is this Kingdom Hearts?
Anonymous No.720099392 [Report]
>>720095705 (OP)
Because Nintendo games are exclusively for toddlers and their audience goes goo goo ga ga over it.
Anonymous No.720099864 [Report] >>720101310
They're friends. All of them. Even Luigi's Mansion was just a well-made suit after that awful trojan contraption in Paper Mario made everyone laugh on set.
Anonymous No.720099945 [Report]
>literally flings him into a vat of fucking lava several times
Not Mario's fault Bowser is invincible
Anonymous No.720099975 [Report]
>>720097927
troon
Anonymous No.720100491 [Report]
He did, but nobody in the Mario Universe stays dead unless you destroy their immortal soul like in the RPGs.
Anonymous No.720101310 [Report] >>720101414
>>720099864
I wouldn't be suprused if thet matpat theory that they're just actors (especially in mario 3) is actually true
Anonymous No.720101414 [Report]
>>720101310
Didn't Miyamoto outright say the Mario games are just roles or movies and the characters a troupe of actors?
Anonymous No.720101781 [Report]
bowser has access to infinite one-ups and he flees after defeat so at the very best Mario only downed him at 98 lives left.