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>another wasp hate thread
boohoo, wasps stay outside 99% of the time, they only get in if you're negligent and just leave your shit open all the time
besides, they only sting you if you fuck with us

>hornet
Stealth silksong thread?

>>720156305 (OP)
Don't worry, scientists are looking at options to deal with Silksong niggers

I had wasps get themselves set up in my air conditioner when I went away for a week. I came back to my gaming room infested with these fuckers. I basically bombed the place with essential oils and citronella candles. Took me the better part of a week to get rid of the fuckers. I hate wasps.

>>720156936
>us

Honestly I can see why a lot of robot/powersuit designs are wasp inspired
They're annoying fucks but they also look peak performance

>>720156305 (OP)
YEEAAHH!

why are you gaming around wasps?

>>720156305 (OP)
i got stung on my ass because i sat on one once.

>board ruined by Hornet
>new challenger appears
IT'S WASP TIME BABY

>>720156936
>us

I like them.

Only women and manchildren whine about wasps, because only women and manchildren flail like women and manchildren when a wasp flies by

have you tried closing your window sweetie

>>720160212
I have literally no problem with bees or bumblebees
Wasps are just annoying aggressive assholes

Why did god make such a fucking evil heinous looking motherfucker jesus christ fuck WHY I’m a big ass human why the fuck do all the hairs on my body raise when i see A FUCKING JPEG OF ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

>>720160212
>eating with the family
>wasp appears
>"whatever, as long as I don't bother it it won't bother me"
>everyone starts freaking out and flailing their arms at it while i sit there calmly
>i'm the one who gets stung

>>720156936
>sting you if you fuck with us
I run you faggots over with my lawnmower all the time and ya'll niggas never done shit.

>>720157387
Some fucking hornet crawled into the space for the light cables in my ceiling two weeks ago. Here's hoping that thing just died up there, and not that it started a colony.

>>720156305 (OP)
i got something for that ass

i just hate mosquitos. never been stung by a wasp before but mosquitos eat my ass whole

>>720161130
I got stung by wasps a handful of times. Between that and knowing about parasitoid wasps whose larvae slowly eat other critters alive (have mercy killed spiders that were being carried away by them), I don't really care for them.

>>720160365
They're just hungry, give them some sugar you egoist
or meat in summer

>>720156305 (OP)
Never been stung by a wasp. I guess they like me.

On the other hand mosquitos also love me more than anyone else.

If a wasp annoys you while gaming that means you're eating while gaming.
Literally a fat fuck problem and absolutely DESERVED.

>>720156305 (OP)
This is officially a Dodonpachi\SHMUP thread now!

>>720160870
>leave the car trunk open
>come back a minute later to throw some shit in there
>wasps already making a nest using the fucking hydraulic trunk lid stabilizer thing as a support
Dude I HATE NATURE

>>720156305 (OP)
I put up god damn nets over every window and somehow these fuckers STILL manage to get inside

>>720160986
I wish that was me

FUCK

>>720161716
im a fat cunt and they leave me alone even after i accidentally spray them with the hose however

>>720161725
>getting into my car
>see wasp slip behind my side-view mirror
MOTHERFUCKER

>>720156305 (OP)
>>720161917
Why are their eyes shaped like that
It looks retarded did the developers even try making this game look realistic? Rule of cool I guess, fucking hacks

>>720161917
me, my wife and her bvll

>>720161961
Reminded me the one time my friend asked me to help him transport a beehive and there were bees flying around in my car towards the middle of the trip lol. They were chill at least.

>>720160986
It’s amazing to me how bees have some supernatural abilities straight out of Pokemon but will also occasionally get lost on their way back to the hive and starve to death. They’re simultaneously the smartest and dumbest motherfuckers in the animal kingdom

>>720161638
Okay but why

>>720161520
I'm not feeding you you yellow fuck
get the fuck off my property

>>720162154
you're definitely a mud dauber

>>720156936
>they only get in if you're negligent and just leave your shit open all the time
nigger logic, no wonder everyone hates you

>>720162090
Paper wasps have almond shaped eyes

>drunk friend shows me his pet bee that wandered into the house that he’s feeding sugar water
>clearly a fucking wasp

>>720162090
wasps are gnarly

>>720156305 (OP)
i hate these little niggers like you wouldn't believe

>>720162436
Well now she looks cute

Did you know male wasps are born just to fuck the queen and then die after?

>hate bugs
>still browsing thread because its funny
>entire body feels itchy

>oh hey bro, don't mind us
>just stopping in, always wanted to see what the inside of this house looked like

>>720162591
Same thing with bees. Their dicks get torn out of the queens pussy as she flies off and his body falls to the ground.

>>720162591
>be born
>seconds later get thrown into an incest /ss/ doujin
GIWTWM

>>720158742
>DISORDER: AUTISM

>>720162591
male fig wasps fuck their unborn sisters and then swarm out to die as meat shields while their sisters fly away to create a new hive
bugs are wild man

AAAACK

>>720162809
Bugs are efficiency nightmare fuel or something

>>720162864
i never realized how cool dragonflies are until i realized how attack helicopters are shaped like dragonflies but for completelt different aeronautical reasons

>>720163154
dragonfly wings are actually like 500x more efficient than any aeroflight technology we have

>>720156305 (OP)
Why do they do it? I'm not fucking with them.

>>720162650
*Kill one and now 10 appear to kill you, setting up a frontline while the rest establish resupply camps.*

>>720157328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCagoaAXsmQ

This could be us, but you playin' vidya.

>>720161638
I posted that like two years ago haha

>>720162090
They also have three small eyes on the top of their heads for light/movement detection

>>720162650
No matter how many die to the spider webs at my back door they just keep fucking sending in scouts

this is a problem experienced by third worlders that cannot afford to have their house sprayed

>>720162650
>killed a centipede in my bathroom
>start getting ants in the bathroom
>tfw the centipede was the only thing keeping the ant hordes at bay

>>720163512
>heh I sprayed insecticides all in my house for no reason take that chud

>>720156305 (OP)
I just drowned a ground nest in my yard last night. Feels good to commit genocide.

>>720163826
you killed trillions...

>>720163694
you're retarded
I live in the desert where it's considered essential to have your house sprayed or else you'll get scorpions
I know it's a bit like picrel when thirdies discover first world luxuries for the first time

Why is it that I can be hungry, like really hungry, but when I pop a big ol' bumblebee in my mouth and suck on it I'm good for the rest of the day?

>>720164086
Why is my dog posting on this board?

>>720164040
>has to worry about scorpions wondering into his house
sounds like a third world problem lmao

>>720163826
Enjoy FORTEEN MILLION KILO of pests eating you alive now that there is no wasp hive to protect you

>>720156305 (OP)
>Alone in the house at night
>Single light on to prevent eye strain
>Donk donk donk
>Something knocking on my window
>It's a giant fucking hornet
>Donking from downstairs
>Donking from across the hall
>Every single window has multiple giant hornets banging against them, trying to get to the light source
>Sit in the dark listening to their buzzing for about an hour before they fuck off

I fucking hate late summer evenings man

>>720156305 (OP)
do you not have panes in your windows?

>>720158930
>virgin rl hornet vs chad vidya wasp

>>720164432
>WE KNOW YOU'RE READING THAT DOUJIN AND WE WANT TO SEE IT

>>720164259
Scorpions are worse because they feel just big and articulate enough to be a real animal. You feel bad if you kill one.

>>720156305 (OP)
They're annoying to hit

>>720164259
>scorpions wondering into his house

>>720165106
Such a ridiculous picture.

>>720156305 (OP)
Non-hostile animal that just wants to be left alone.
If one of them finds his way into my house, I just put it into a glass and put him outside again.
Even if one attacks me, it's less than a scratch. It's nothing. You can walk it off with zero treatment. Actually it hurts the wasp more to sting a human than the human.

I was literally just watching this shit
https://youtu.be/fNQ_xZKaXq4?t=259

For me, it's these tiny fuckers. Every once in awhile, if I'm gaming in the dark, I'll have one of these niggers buzzing around in my face because it's attracted to the light source of my computer monitor. Even worse when I'm in bed and the light source it's attracted to is me scrolling through my phone. They're hard to kill because of how tiny they are and will just disappear until a minute later they're back in your face. I have no idea where they're coming from because I never leave any doors or windows open to the outside and my house is generally bug free because I spray.

I used to see these fuckers at all times, once they even began making a hive in my room and I didn't notice until I saw one go in it.

>>720165106
He's a shitskin thirdie projecting, which is why he doesn't know english.

Mosquitos and tiny flies are easy but the fat ones are fucking annoying. I usually bust out a can to spray their ass and then fold them up in a wad to throw away.

>>720167428
OK, I take back what I said about tiny flies. Imagine your wall has a ton of black dots and the light makes them all cast shadows. I blocked this memory until now. Had to set up a ton of cups with vinegar and soap.

>>720167428
I'm always having to spray house flies that find their way into my house when I'm bringing in groceries through the front door. My strategy is getting them in a room with an open blind that has a bright window. They always find their way to that window because I assume they're attracted to the light. That's when I napalm the fucker.

>>720164361
Hornets are so efficient at hunting peats that they'll reach a critical mass and the nest won't be able to sustain itself after killing everything around them. They're almost designed to implode at the end of the year when it gets cold and the queen runs out of eggs.

eusocial wasps get all the spotlight, parasitoid wasps is where it's at
If there's a bug out there, chances are there's a wasp species that specifically targets it and nothing else
There's even hyperparasites that target other parasitoid wasps. crazy

>>720156305 (OP)
These guys ruin my shifts. Cicadas are the ones ruining my gaming.

>>720165870
Probably comes in with produce or keep fucking in your potted plants

>>720167672
>parasitoid wasps
are you talking about that breed which plants their eggs into other insects or for example inside spiders heads so they get eaten from inside out ? nature truly is frightening

>>720167894
Mud dauber wasps are usually considered beneficial species to gardeners because of this ability

>>720156305 (OP)
where the hell do you live that wasps in your living space is a real issue? ive literally never heard of this, reading this thread is weird. how is this an issue for so many people?

>>720156305 (OP)
But do wasps even do anything? Unlike bees, they can sting you multiple times, but they don’t do shit

>>720162481
Bruh

>>720165106
if i was that scorpion id be pretty confused why that dumb woman is fucking cowering in the corner over a scorpion

>>720164086
What

>>720168146
Some plants can only be pollinated by wasps, and not to mention being another food source for other animals

>>720168146
Wasps are fine. They leave you alone, and are pollinators to some degree. Now fucking yellowjackets, those assholes need to be removed

>>720168058
I assume Europe where they don't have AC and their open windows make it easy for all sorts of horrors to fly into their house. Buy a window screen, Europoors.

>>720168262
>be confused
wondering, even

>>720162481
is this AI?

>wasp and hornets can sting multiple times fine
>bees lose half their organs if they do it once
why was mother nature so unfair to bees?

>>720162650
I haven't seen a single ant inside all year, idk what I'm doing different

>live at home
>Parents keep the door open for hours for literally no reason
>Bugs keep flying in, including yellow jackets
>Tell them this
>They don't care
I need to move out

>>720163652
>killing centipedes or spiders
You fool. You will now pay the price

MISS ME, MOTHERFUCKERS?

>all the songs are about fucking or partying
>great when you're amped up on redbull and pissed off
These guys enhance your gaming session
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wQbEkoR2RY

>>720168547
Wasps sting to protect and defend themselves, bees are just spiteful cunts that are OK with a pyrrhic victory if it means causing you maximum discomfort

>>720168972
Buy them a cheap screen door, that’s nonsense they won’t change until something bites or stings them

>>720156936
how's it feel to get mogged by bees faggot

>>720169581
>look like women
>fuck 100s of groupies
>make the music with the most high test lyrics ever
i miss when white people still made music that wasnt about being a defeated faggot

>>720168972
they used to do this all day until they went to bed and then they were surprised when you literally found mice running through the door inside, and kept the door open till 11pm anyway.

>>720160212
>leave wasp alone and let it land on me while being perfectly still
>after a few minutes it stings me anyway
Never trust a wasp

PET PET PET PEEEET

>>720169590
A wasp made this post
I hope you get roasted alive you sick fuck

>>720168972
buy a screen door for christsake.

>>720156305 (OP)
These fucking cunts have been trying to build inside the eaves of my roof the past couple weeks. Like not just one big nest of them but a bunch of different species of wasps all trying to setup along my roof line. I'm guessing they're trying to get established before the weather changes and it gets cold. Killed like 20 of them yesterday and today.

>>720171636
video game about defending against the hordes?

I want to draw wasps(no nsfw)
Give me funny wasp ideas to draw (in a couple of hours from now on if the thread is still alive)

>>720172135
Bigger wasp bullying a smaller bee but like a schoolyard bully sort of thing.

Asian hornets are pieces of shit and should be killed on sight

>>720160519
>just vote with your wallet

>>720172785
kek

>>720163826
Was doing some work on the foundation today. These faggots had dug tunnels in the sand. Spray + more sand piled on top took care of them. I think. I will find out tomorrow.

Wasp information cause why not

>>720156936
>hairy spindly legs typed this

>>720157184
>/v/ after learning the silksong bitch was a sex haver

>>720156936
I'm going to leave out a plastic container full of fruit for you and when you try to eat some close it and put you in the microwave, you vespid fuck.

>>720162268
hey, its hard to store so much smarts in such small heads, you have to compromise a few things here and there

>>720164670
>>720165106
The scorpions in my country don't kill people, their poison isn't strong enough, not even to paralyze a limb, still I get instantly scared the moment one of them got inside my room by the window.

>>720175038
Isn't that a terrible container to try and trap something? It's big so he's using both hands and opaque so he can't actually tell whereabouts the spider is. What ever happened to using jars and the like?

>>720168547
the fuck are you talking about, they got blessed by mother nature
>they produce a kind of food the humans value
>humans are titans who dominate nature
>said titans offer a variety of commodities in exchange of their food, such as housing and protection from the otherwise savage nature
>they use all sorts of fantasy weapons to protect them which their limited bee brain cannot even hope to comprehend
>some of these titans dedicate their lives to working with them
>their future is assured so long these titans exists, and they will
along with cats, dogs, and horses, these will never go extinct

>>720175952
I like the way you put that, someone make that into a game plot somehow, sounds cool.

>>720157683
>just fuck my shit up

>wanders into your house
>*BRAPS*
>then dies
what is their problem

>>720171941
They Are Billions

>>720157683
how is lemon texture skin peak performance?

>>720156305 (OP)
I used to let wasps build their nests for several years near my garage because I liked them but then one stung me so I sent them to God.

>>720168547
>>720175952
they rolled low attack, low defense, low speed, but high merchant skills, and that's enough to survive and even outlive most species in this world

>>720164259
Italy has menacing-looking black scorpions but they just sting slightly harder than a wasp and that's it

>>720176393
i haven't been stung in so long but my primal memory of it made me comfortable with erasing wasps. basically blinding pain on the forehead while running and yelling as a kid. it's probably not as bad in reality but the memory was so strong i don't wanna risk doing it again just to gauge it, but i do wanna know how much of t hat pain was just my kid brain exaggerated, and how much is real. surely a sting isn't that bad right? it's gotta be a pinprick or some shit.

>>720176260
They're assholes. They're 50/50 on if they're going to stink up your house when you try to toss them out. I'm at the point where I get a bottle of soapy water and drown them out of spite. They are not good sports like spiders or bees.

>>720162154
>browncel can’t stop thinking about being cuck shit challenge IMPOSSIBLE

>>720165106
new Pikmin 4 DLC looking wild

>>720176621
holy shit i didn't even think about negative pressure from the dimples to tighten the boundary layer. it all makes sense now. all this time i had it wrong and thought it was doing some bullshit where it created vortices to counter the flow.

>>720162268
>straight out of Pokemon

Other way around, Pokemon got their abilities from animals.

And if you want weird, check out deep ocean life forms.

>>720176621
alright, you might have a point there, wasp. Still, you're not welcome here

>>720162591
>Did you know male wasps are born just to fuck the queen and then die after?

Did you know male butterflies don't have any way to eat or drink whatsoever, and their life time is measured in hours? They literally only live to fuck a bitch and then starve.

Then there are spiders and grasshoppers where the females eat the male after sex.

bugs are fucking weird man.

>>720165106
>scorpions wondering into his house
I'd be pretty fucking terrified if that happened.

>>720162809
how do they not create retarded bugs doing that

>>720160986
go bee go!

>>720160986
they're not even eating him or using their stings, bro got killed by little bees twerking their asses at him at high speeds

>>720177257
ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ

I have no idea how people can be afraid of fucking spiders, but not wasps and snakes
Spiders you can easily crush, a wasp will always get a good sting on you, a snake will always get a good bite on you, spiders always run like fags

>>720175038
>flinched
fuck youu

>>720177115
We just making shit up now?

God decided to make me live in a country were these fuckers are slightly common.

>>720178572
if something can kill you, then fear of it is justified, even more so when that thing has an habit of choosing your house to live in

>>720178629
Couldn't even use a real source?

>>720178379
Well, yeah. The one thing that can kill any living thing is heat

>>720164040
You'll end up like that gif if you keep huffing insecticide dust in your house.

>>720178695
Naturemuseum.org

>sprints across the wall above your setup at 100000 mph
>you try to ignore it but fuck just look at it

>>720177115
Also male butterflies live for weeks, not "hours"

>>720178629
>>720178749
He probably heard it about the domestic silk moth (which it's true for), and thought it applied to all moths/butterflies for some reason

>>720161638
This is fucking sexy. Look how bad she wants it.

>>720156305 (OP)
I like it when the sting my cock.

>>720176124
>game where insects realize the current meta to survive in this hell of a world is to be of use to humans one way of another
>all kinds of insects copy the bee strategy of providing a valuable food to humans in exchange of housing and protection
>bees have to produce even tastier or more nutritious honey to stay competitive in the market
>watch the insect food numbers in the market go up
>some insects adopt economic warfare tactics and infiltrate other nests to sabotage their work and make their food taste real bad to humans
>watch the insect food numbers in the market go down
>insects engage in slander and propaganda tactics where they send their oldest insects to eat other insects food and die, making humans think said food is bad in the long run
>develop stealth insects to infiltrate and learn the secrets behind the successful insects food to copy
>war between colonies, and even entire species over dirty tactics, market results and even age long hatred
>all in their quest to please humans

>>720156305 (OP)
>dead rising
But I got one of the coolest items

>>720156936
>us

>>720156305 (OP)
Hibachi?

>>720156305 (OP)
>ruins your 1CC

>>720178629
lol men eat poop and eat gurls poop.
eat my poop ladies the future of the race depends on it

>>720178908
these guys are great at hunting other bugs and are super passive towards humans, if you have one or two inside the house, just let them be

Those who have played Super Mario Star Road will know

>Woke up three days in a row with bites
I swear to fucking god. Please, no.

>>720179630
buddy fell hard for some human roastie...

>>720179676
Imagine...

>>720176621
I always assumed the dimples were to make golf balls extra bouncy as a kid

>>720161087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmSA9AY49rU

Bugs are cool

>>720179676
is it mimicry to hummingbirds? or convergent adaptation?

there's a wasp nest above my front door and i haven't done anything about it. I might consider it if they ever got too rowdy but honestly they're fine neighbors. They never bother me and strike fear in the hearts of solicitors. I once heard wasps can identify individuals so I'm pretty sure they think I'm cool.

>>720179447
>>720179454
Literal hivemind

>>720180921
FREEDOM

>>720178908
These things will keep any stray bed bugs out of your home. I saw a pest control operator put one of these in a jar full of bed bug babies and fucker ate all of them in a day.

>>720162864
Based, dragonflies are such bros

>>720161719
Speaking of bug shumps, apparently this is happening.

https://youtu.be/VQlsgNQf7kk?si=xx3quVFgEc7u0tUM

>>720180921
>get his fucking stripes off

>>720180921
not feeling like cracking jokes about the queen now uh?

Hornets are making nests near my balcony, but they're not too big yet. Can I hit them with some Raid and not get fucked up?

>>720167716
Easy solution. Refrigerate your fruits. Gnats and fruit flies lay eggs on fruits. If you put them in the fridge, it kills the eggs.

>Hey bro, if you don't mind I'm just gonna chill in the corner of the room and catch and eat some annoying bugs for ya
Whats your reaction?

>>720156305 (OP)
>hovers next to you while driving

>>720181341
get a steel bucket, place it under the nest, light a fire in it and the smoke will make them leave

>>720181581
Too risky. Another apartment caught fire in my complex about a year ago.

for me, it's the humble bumble bee
>>720168058
i live right on the edge of a multiple acre meadow, my house gets visitors year round from all sorts of insects and wildlife

>>720156305 (OP)
There ought to be a kamen rider with a wasp theme considering how many riders are based on bugs.

>>720179162
Luna moths are the same way, IIRC.

>>720181356
"hell yeah motherfucker"

>>720181356
alright man the corner and ceiling are yours but if you try to go lower than eye level you're not gonna like what happens

>Open my curtains for the first time in months.
>Wasp hive the size of a baseball glove in the corner.
>Second story so I can't hit with the foaming spray.
I'm considering the pressure washer while wearing layers. Suggestions?

>>720184075
That;s pretty high up. It's your best shot without calling an exterminator

>>720184075
they likely won't make the connection that you're the reason their nest is on the ground just because you sprayed water on it, especially if it's high enough. just vacate the area once it's down because they'll still be pissed, they're just not going to immediately home in on you as the cause

>>720184340
>>720184671
I plan on wearing my leather jacket, long sleeve shirt, leather gloves and boots, my jeans tucked into my socks so they don't crawl up the legs, my hat, bandana around my neck and face, and have some decoy ham on the ground just in case. Once the hive is down, it'll be hit with the foaming spray.

>>720156305 (OP)
this summer in the 26 years i've lived is the first time i've ever been stung by these fuckers and it hurts like a bitch. somehow some asshole was in my sheets and stung my leg twice, i actually didn't even realize until i felt a second sharp pain in my leg and heard it buzzing. another crawled on into my croc and stung my toe a different day, and i woke up with one on my shoulder one morning, and of course the fucker stings me.

they finally stopped showing up a few weeks ago, i was really worried i had a nest in my new place but i guess they were getting in through the window since the air conditioner has gaps.

>>720156936
Waspfaggots get the Mortein

>>720173486
If it's sand that just dug a new entrance. They often have a spare entrance for ground nests. Use soapy water, it's basically free. Even if they escape the water, the soap will suffocate them. Do it 90n minutes after sunset so you get the whole nest and you won't get attacked.

>>720181356
Keep up the good work Daddy Longlegs. If I see any whitetails around I'll drown the fuckers in WD-40.

>>720156305 (OP)
Why are wasps so sexy, bros? Tiny waist with a huge badonkadonk. You can't tell me they aren't built for human cock.

>>720160519
Maybe you should have flailed your arms too.

>>720163208
Retard

>>720162650
>Don't mind me just pirating your sugar

>>720184671
They'll be mad and they will attack the first living thing they see.

>>720185036
when a bee flies in
with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face
you get stung

>>720185172
yeah, no shit, that's why you dip afterwards. they aren't going to know the great flood that destroyed their nest was caused by the eldritch being who wasn't anywhere near them

>>720181356
alright but if I ever catch you anywhere near my bed I will pull off all your legs then feed the rest of you to the smarter spiders

>>720179162
Yeah, the local word for moth is basically "moth butterfly", so it was an honest mistake on my part.

and there are thousands of variations for different animals in the same species. There's a wasp that puts its eggs in other insects like H.R. Gigers Alien, and there's a hornet that bites off the heads of all bees in a hive, abduct the bee larvae from the hive, and feed it to their own hornet larvae. The hornet larvae then produce a substance the adult hornets can eat.
there are even stingless bees.

>>720180983
fucking lol

>>720180983
William Wallace did nothing wrong

>>720156936
Honestly, yeah. I hang around wasps all the time and I’ve never been stung once. Not sure why people freak out about it.

>>720156305 (OP)
>Try to eat outside
>These fuckers fly all around the food, the ustensils and in your face
>If you drop your attention for a moment, fuckers sting you repeatadly
Total wasp death

>>720162864
>Best hunter in the animal kingdom
>Cool ass aesthetics
>Doesn't annoy people
The coolest bug ever, no wonder it got the title of Dragon

>>720178908
God needs to update their design because these fuckers are useful at killing other pest but are an eye sore to look at

Hey guys what's going on in this thread?

>>720186626
>game has custom skins

>>720160563
bet. come to my crib see what happens

>>720181356
chur bro

>>720156305 (OP)
>be outside at a bus stop
>reach into my bag for something
>something bites me really hard
>wasp flies out
little fucks, how was I suppose to know this little piece of shit flew into my backpack?

>>720178908
My girlfriend and kids freak out at these, but I'll never kill them because I know what good they do.

>>720187067
sorry, they get the boot. maybe next time don't look so fucking disgusting if you want to live

>>720187135
t. cockroach

>>720168058
For some reason euros don't have screens on their windows and because they don't have ACs they have their windows open all summer.
Youd think they would figure the solution is to have window screens

>>720160986
>takes 20 lmao

>>720156305 (OP)
I haven't had a wasp in my house in decades. Thank god too, I hate these motherfuckers. Bees are cool as long as they stay the fuck away from me though.

>>720168419
>They leave you alone
No they fucking don't. Went into anaphylactic shock once because a stupid ass wasp stung me.

>>720189114
AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GET AWAY FROM MY FACE AND EARS YOU FUCKS

>>720181109
Weird.
That was such a nothing game.

>>720179675
was it too hard to get a real picture and not a shitty AI render?

This thread could use a good purging.

>>720177461
bugs are immune to incest retardation, meaning there should be a lot more brother and sister, mother and son, father and daughter, pairings in Hollow Knight

>>720160212
it always fucks me up they eat meat
few weeks ago was at a picnic and saw one fly off with a bit of roast pork its own size

>>720162864
>reading the original Maya the Bee book
>Maya talking to a beetle or some shit
>dragonfly suddenly grabs it and flies
>Maya is like "don't kill mr beetle"
>Dragonfly just immediately chews its head off and goes "why"
>Maya just staring away waiting for the dragonfly to finish its meal to be able to talk to it, going "are you done yet" while hearing the dragonfly crunching and eating the beetle she was just talking to

>>720162864
Can you imagine how much of a cunt this guy would be to fight?

>>720167627
>>720167428
>spray
???

These fuckers.
I can't fuckin' STAND these bumbling retards, they always fuckin' try to fly towards my face and I always fucking flinch and try to swat them away.

Why can't they just not fucking exist? They're fuckin' useless.

>>720178572
monkey brain wiring man, just something primal. if all three were buzzing in my face I'd be scared of all three, but only spiders scare me just by being a still image

>>720178572
It doesn't help that they're fucking disgusting to look at

>>720178572
>See spider
>Look away for a second
>Spider gone
>Get woken up later from it crawling on your face
Spiders enjoy getting too touchy feely

>>720189114
>flies at your face
That would be one of these fat gross dumb assholes

>>720189936
See, you say that, but I did once have a spider crawl right onto the back of my hand while I was laying bed, browsing on my phone and I flung that fucker so fast and so aggressively...

>>720189861
Eight legs is too many legs

>>720178572
Wasps are never lethal individually so being stung is just an annoyance as long as your hobby isn't punting hives.
Snakes go out of their way to be sure that you see and hear them loud and clear before biting as a very last resort, they want you to just fuck off.

QUICK HOW DO I GET RID OF ROACHES MY NEIGHBORS ARE MEXICAN

>>720190281
Spread Diatomaceous earth everywhere especially corners

>>720189285
Is it so hard to not be an obnoxious vegan?

>get in car in the morning
>it's 103 degrees outside
>wasp lands on rearview mirror
>crawls inside of it

Dragonflies bite

https://youtu.be/-R68OU02_jY

>>720190913
H-hot...

>>720190913
>the hypercarnivore gigachad of the insect world that is the bug equivalent of a F22 has a strong bite
You don't say?

>>720178572
>wasps will always sting you
Wear a ballcap, grab it by the brim, and strike the fucker from the air like the Japanese Samurai you've always wanted to be. Then crush it with your shoe. Bitches will get wet if they witness this.

I love it when wasps hover in front of me as an intimidation tactic only for me to squash them mid air. Dumb fuckers think they have the reflexes of a fly

>>720156305 (OP)
Buzz off striped cunt

>>720156305 (OP)
>too cold where I live to have many of these guys around, even in the summer
Now mosquitoes are much worse at ruining my vidya sesh

>>720156936
>>720187235
>>720184872
>>720179378
>Haha le funny r3ddit moment le us implying you are the bee hahaha xD

Fuck off with that unfunny r3ddit shit

>>720191206
I'm always scared of doing that because I think they'll sting me mid-swat

>>720156936
>us
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL CAZADOR SCUM

>>720191374
Sounds like something a wasp would say

>>720176260
what I wanna know is how the fuck they keep entering my house when all my doors and windows are closed

>>720179872
When I first saw a golf ball I thoughts those were dents from the ball being used.

>>720178379
I hope that's how I go someday

>>720178908
These started showing up in my old apartment and every single time I'd go from relaxed to murder rage when I saw one.
>but they kill other insects
So do I! They all get the boot.

>>720161520
>They're just hungry, give them some sugar you egoist
>or meat in summer
feed one, get a swarm in your room GG WP

>>720162864
Dragonflies are unironically peak performance when it comes to aerial predators. They have like 90 percent success rate when they hunt.

>>720168547
M8, bee stingers work fine against other bugs etc. They aren't designed to be torn of in themselves, it is just that mammalian skin tends to be way too thick for their stingers and they get stuck in it.

>>720179483
how the fuck do they know?

>>720181356
Nah, fuck these faggots. I came home to a new ceiling in my bathroom that was a hell to clean up.

>>720156305 (OP)
>got bit by one when I leaned back on my gayming chair

These fuckers are so stupid, don't they know it's my chair not theirs

>>720156305 (OP)
the only time I've been stung by them is when I was a kid and my dad made me help him put up christmas lights in a bunch of bushes outside our house.
they only get violent if you're near their nest.

Just get a bug-a-salt and shoot any pest that enters your home. Best purchase ever. I’ve become a crackshot with it. I shoot flies and any other pest out of the air.

>>720160563
I do the same with niggers

>>720156305 (OP)
I love wasps so much it's unreal

>>720185103
nta, but youre the retard here to think this.

>>720189359
The meat is for the larvae

>>720156305 (OP)
Fly screens exist. Use them, faggot

>>720193392
>fixes your spider problem

>>720191181
>47300 volts in a can
How in the fuck?

Literally changed the game for me. It's like a game within real life. Love shooting them out of the air.

>>720191181
cozy

>game lets you use advanced traps
This video gives me the utmost satisfaction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onq9ixC7OEg
Look at the size of those goddamn things!

>>720191374
We can be bees

>>720156936
post thorax or gtfo

>>720162650
>live on 7th floor
>started drinking tea while gaming just before bed
>left the cup on my desk because lazy
>one day noticed a couple of dead ants on my desk
>whatcouldgowrong.jpg
>within a couple of weeks the place was swarming, couldn't even fap in peace
>they all came from my bedroom window, somehow climbed all the way up from the fucking garden
>left poison powder on the windowsill
>they stopped coming the day after
I LOVE TECHNOLOGY

I've just seen two dragonflies fuck. They make a cute heart when they do that. Then one of them grabbed the other one and flew off. She probably ate him.

>>720195910
CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLL!!!!!

>>720171024
Spiders are pure bros. I've got a small jumping spider chilling in my apartment; all he does is hunt down silverfish or he's sitting on my computer screen watching me gaming. Really inquisitive little fellow.

>>720195480
giwtwm

>>720162154
They're all female.

>>720196570
her * bvllette

I whimper like a retarded faggot when a wasp/hornet gets up in my face and I don't know how to stop it

>>720196570
me (female), my wife (female) and her butch (female)

>>720164290
I like spiders. Ger rid of wasps and the spider population booms, keeping the other bugs in check

I live in a basement and if I see anything flying, I most likely won't see them later as I've made peace with the few spiders I see and the hundred of spiders I don't see. As long as a spider don't get up in my face or on my person, they get to live. I've had several spiders hang around me when I'm on my PC and I like the company. Makes me feel less lonely.

>>720197374
spiders are lazy slackers who just end up eating other spiders, wasps are like a wall of hunter drones

>>720156305 (OP)
Forgot about le mosquito & le fly in the post

>>720172345
>These fuckers have set up shop in a small tree next to my complex's driveway
>Small tree is in neighbors's garden
>They're almost never home
I'm really debating and spraying it with wasp spray just salting the motherfucker during so they can't come back again.