Thread 720186683

saw the episodes of seiun sky and thought it as fun, but I doubt I'll roll for her since I'm very low on carats. eyeing on fuji kiseki next.
did you get her or are you planning for other umas?

>>720186683 (OP)
CUTE

Is this the thread?

>>720186826
No.

>>720186683 (OP)
>>>/vmg/

I like these horse girls. Should I start with the anime or phone game?

>>720186826
No, this is DAAAAAAAHBY

>>720186905
Don't bother with the game. It didn't cure my boredom but it made me more horny.

DON'T OPEN

>>720186683 (OP)
Hell yeah I got her. Now I have ALL the umas I wanted (for now), so I'm free to save up for a while
Feels good man

>>720186867
>only uma thread is one from TWO (2) months ago
Yeah, we're not doing that.

>>720186905
Start with the game, see if you like then watch season 1. Feel free to ask around in the threads if you have any questions

>>720186905
Which horses do you like? If they're in an anime then start there.

>>720186760
she caught me off guard, yeah.

>>720186905
you might get more out of the anime if you play the game a little first, but if it's not your cup of the going anime only is fine too. and dont let naysayers say spe-chans anime is shit (yeah it's a little different tone and some of the character dynamics differ from the game, but at least it's not kitasan's show lul)

>>720186905
Start with the sport!
But the somewhat in-character content is very cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCHbHoT7oVY

>>720187102
Skill issue

>>720187102
lmao

>>720187078
Where are her arms

>>720187282
Oguri

Uh oh! The Green Demon of Misfortune has appeared! Reply with your favorite Uma or your next run will be cursed with (NIGHT OWL), (SLACKER), (PRACTICE POOR), (MIGRAINE), and (SLOW METABOLISM) the week before Summer Canp!

>>720187367
Taiki, as always.

>>720186683 (OP)
Nooooo you can't just keep making more threads! Respect my authority!

It's just so easy

>>720187282
Can't you see her arms are tied?

>>720187367
lol, lmaoe even

>>720187406
yeah I'm not falling for that trick

>>720187476
>Not a single Tachyon
Better luck next time, pal

>>720187476
You will not have my Manhattan fund

i'm 100k from 400k for the event and its destroying me

>>720187621
Dont worry dober fucking sucks

>>720187367
This again? Well, if you insist

>>720186905
Just as long as you don't spend money, the game is fine. Borrow someone's horse and card for your run. Each uma has their own story.

>anime
This really depends on how you want to go about it. I recommend watching in this order:

Season 1 > Season 1 BNW no Chikai OVA if you can find it > Season 2 > Road to the Top > Beginning of New Era > Cinderella Gray > Star Blossom Manga > Season 3

Season 1 is just CYgame starting out this IP and seeing what stick. Its mostly Cute girls doing cute thing with slice of life.. Season 2 is when they try to make it a Sport Drama. Road to the Top is a proper attempt on Season 3. Beginning of New Era is what happen if CYGame use their Gacha money to buy a better animation studio. Cinderella Grey a proper Sport drama with the studio that made the movie, all the derby and less on the Pretty. Its a fuckton more Shonen than Slice of Life. Season 3 is a shitshow and I place it last.

>Decide to dip into to my carats I'm saving for Tamamo and Cafe to do one roll for Seiun
>Get Narita Tasihin

Okey dokey

>>720187774
I hope you have the green devil card to use it with her. You WILL need it.

>>720187703
when is the QoL shit coming?

>>720187810
She seemed fine besides that period after that "optional win" race. But I assume it's like Creek where it's a forced practice poor situation

>>720187817
Hopefully half anniversary, I know cygames said they planned to implement stuff soon but theyre taking too long.

>>720186864
Why is she looking like that?

>>720187929
She knows that you know.

>>720187367
I dream of Silence Suzuka.

Tracen Ondo without Tamamo as the lead is soulless, prove me wrong.

I'm about to try Rice's career for the first time after finally rolling her the other day.
What am I in for, /v/ros? Is it really as brutal as people make it out to be?

Close the game trainer, it's time for googoo babies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTrnrvBZyOM

>>720188158
Wait a minute Tamamo can just outrun Creek

>>720188151

>>720187810

I don't think I can do another Golshi run

You are grinding max bonding level with your favorite uma, right? Bonding level 11 = Casual wears.

>>720188291
Its time to stop, time to do your seiun runs anon

>>720188151
She's a medium/long racer
Make sure you bring a couple strong stamina cards
She has a 20% GUTS growth so uhh...not the easiest to train up.

>>720188291
my last golshi jobbed in the finals after getting charming and practice perfect before debut i fucking hate her

>>720188328
I think so. My Golshi is good enough, but I just thought maybe I'd see if I can get lucky and make the perfect one. With my cards it requires extra luck. I've been very, very close, but just one thing falls out of alignment that I need. At this point it's probably not worth it to strain anymore and just move on to training mile umas.

I've had a Suzuka that I wanted to train up since Taurus but didn't know shit about frontrunners. Found a good Seiun Sky parent, learned more about breeding since then so i'll give it a shot.

Do people tend to run three front runners, or is it okay to only run two? I know running one is generally a bad idea

reesu doko?

>>720188375
I'm doing a golshi run and got 5 mood downs so far and a training fail on a 2% this shit makes me want to quit because I don't want to continue this run but i know i benefit if i continue no matter what.

teio step on my ____

>>720187114
i enjoyed kitasan's show. not sure why its so hated

Is this enough to kill other Golshis or should I just train a second Ace instead of a debuffer?

>>720188440
Yeah dont quit. I got a 3* power spark with some good white sparks on a golshi like that earlier + the gold and event points and all that

>>720188404
Running two front runners is optimal, heres a really good seiun parent for suzuka some kind anon posted the other day
225915915132

>>720188158
Why is she like this

>>720188605
That's the one I followed anon, saw it in the thread the other day. Appreciate it. I'll probably run my Suzuka and Maruzensky, with Air Groove following behind

>>720187367
KANGS
N SHIET

>>720186683 (OP)
Good enough I'm tired. See you in the CM niggers

>>720188481
What is the teio step even supposed to be

>dogshit run
>fail multiple sngle digit trainings
>slow meta, practice poor
>infirmary takes multiple turns to cure
>cards give white version instead of gold
>no aptitudes
>suddenly MASSIVE 5 stacks in summer camp back to back
Why can't this happen when the trainee isn't already doomed?
She almost looked usable in the end, just from multiple+150 stat trainings on summer

>>720188591
Maybe if they have 900 stamina and only one gold recovery, but this is gonna tickle anyone with actually good stamina

>>720188151
have fun with the tenno sho bro

>busy schedule full of study, training, dancing
>go back to the dorm
>roommate is literally right there
How do they find the time to solo pyoi?

>>720187078
I love the fatass

>>720188591
All Seeing Eyes is a -3% stamina drain, subdued a -1% stamina drain, hesitant is a speed drain. Ideally you'd also want flustered, and maybe even frenzied end closer if you can find it, but flustered is another 1% stamina drain. Then the other good one to grab is stamina eater from manhattan cafe. But I think having All-Seeing Eyes is the most important due to its huge 3%. It's probably not gonna kill the strongest golshis, but it will help fuck over the people who only brought one gold heal/low wit/low stam.

>>720188319
I was interested in getting Tachyon's but I stopped spamming her career when I found out it only works for the home screen and concerts, you can't use it in races or even in the careers themselves

>>720188481
>>720188669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvZmS8dEIFE
she's mocking the horses that are mutilated for Big Lick

>>720187367
The Condor

>>720188669
The horse did an iconic little steppy prance before races

How the fuck are you supposed to
>max out speed and stamina and enough power and wit
>pray to rngesus that the events for swinging maestro, professor of curvature and cooldown happen
>rack up enough points for all of those and sleepy lion and straightaway spurt
>deal with all her mood down bullshit
>get enough fans for nemesis lv5
>lose in CM anyway because of bad luck
?????????????????

>>720188591
It can kill weak golshis and stop decent ones just enough if you would otherwise lose by a neck

>>720187367
For me it's Ass Wanda

>>720188815
by whaling for cards, gettin charming in turn 1, maxing all friendships before year 1 ends, getting lucky with rainbows in speed and stamina
it's pretty easy bro

>>720188815
>9,200ish B+ uma
Post deck? Because even with horrible luck it shouldn't be that low

I don't want to train for CM anymore...

>>720188862
>whaling for cards
That only helps for raw stats, right? Super Creek doesn't care how many diamonds you have if she doesn't feel like showing up.

>>720188883
Yeah
After this Golshi run I'm gonna slow down and just chill before the Champ's Meet
It's important to get rest and recovery time in anons, especially my /v/ma bros who burn the midnight oil

>>720188923
There are definitely borked runs where MLB super creek refuses to show up to Stamina training.
You don't need to whale for cards to have a strong Champ's Meet uma. I've seen the decks posted here for "impossible" umas and they're completely doable F2P. It just requires a SHIT ton of luck and usually a lot of breedtism too, but mostly luck. You do the same run over and over and over again and eventually you'll get the right luck.

>>720188815
>level WIT instead of resting
You get sub-10k umas only if you are unlucky

>>720188923
Yeah but at least you have lesser RNG of getting bad stats. E

>>720188914
Damn, that's kinda hot.

>>720188141
U-tier opinion I must say

>finally do a career with rice shower
>wow she IS cute as fuck
>wrecks ass in all the goal races
>no debuffs, no shit days
>fucking dies in the final arima, cant beat mcqueef, rund destroyed
Thanks for coming to my UMA talk

pardon my lewdness, but I cant stop thinking about horse legs

>>720188937
Wtf umapyoi her back

>>720188923
>That only helps for raw stats, right
not quite, most cards have increased friendship training / fan gain / stat gain / increased initial friendship depending on level which essentially all speed up training by a whole lot

Win or lose, im glad gemini will soon be over. I can see why its the worst CM by far

I did not care for tanukis.

>win the biggest dahby of your life
>immediately forced to do the humiliation ritual song and dance
why do horses do it??

>>720189056
You really don't have any stamina SR's goldship is a shit

I'm just going to switch to Open League since I have a bunch of Long B's from really fucked up runs but should do well within the shitty points limit.

Besides Oguri Fat which Uma could live forever off merch sales

>>720189056
Yeah that would explain the lower stats. Golshi while having some useful abilities for end closers isnt gonna build stamina all that great, neither is LB2 mcqueen. LB2 Halo is not gonna be as strong as MLB halo. Kitasan at 2LB would be doable if everyone else was stronger. MLB chud is nice at least. But I think even if you changed Golshi out for a higher level SR stamina card like Mayano/Cafe/Zenno Rob Roy you'd have an easier time. McQueen doesn't get better till 3LB but she's mostly good for cooldown, not raw stats.

>>720186683 (OP)
Planning on other Umas. I want swimsuit boomer, then Cafe. Would love to roll for Doto but the carats are low.

wait a minute...

>>720189154
Tracen are fucking jews
why do I have to buy 3 separate Ogurins?

>>720188750
We need to start killing people with hammers for this sort of shit

Tomorrow I'm going to do my first MaQueen Run. Anything I should know?

>>720189105
it has a lot of end closer skills no? my cards are ass
not exactly sure how Taishin can break out from the back without those and low power

>>720189154
Goldship might as well be the face of Uma Launch

>>720188815
Try to use 4 speed 2 stamina with stamina spark parents instead.

>>720188713
100% go watch Cinderella Gray. For year my only experience of Umamusume was fanart of Oguri. I liked Oguri in the main series, liked seeing her eat a lot. But seeing her story made me feel something that was more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKjvc3p2lgg

>>720189257
what would the uma version of this book be like

>>720189247
All in on Hopeless Stakes.

>>720189247
Run your fan mission before Hopeless Stakes unless you want to risk your career ending quickly.

>>720187102
Bourbon's fat ass broke the claw

>>720189247
All that comes to mind is
>Don't gamble on the Hopeful Stakes or you'll end up in like that picture
>Don't neglect stamina
>Don't forget to do some optional races in Classic year or else you might miss your fan milestones

>>720189079
it's in the contract they signed with Tracen
everyone gets on the slide

no exceptions

>>720189162
I guess I can mlb the makeen card but I'm gonna be bleeding monies, should I?

this is the best one I've been able to make (with the same deck) which I don't think makes the cut, but my goal is only to luckshit my way into B Finals

>>720189292
okay pierce brosnan I liked it too. was fun to spot her in the BGs of the OG

>>720189154
>spe
lol
>Teio
Maybe but not as popular
>Mcqueen
She is the most shill as far as Im concern but I dont think she was ever popular
>Rice Shower
Even looking into her for one second, most people would forget about her
>Black
A trading card for meme
>Tachyon
She carried the movie but that is about it.

>>720189440
It's got straightaway spurt, bit of a powerlet though. I feel like this one loses to a golshi (with spurt) but might do well against unprepared people. It depends on how far you wanna take it. I think you can make it to B this way

Dotobros we fell off....

>>720189154
Haru Urara

>>720189581
Doto is a cutie

>>720189291
Skill list?

>>720189581
They did a good job with encapsulating this horse's look into the uma

>>720189581
he has a winter coat

>>720189292
You should read her manga if youre too impatient for Season 2 next month.

>>720189581
what 20 years of hating Opera O does to an MF

>>720189627
Kitasan refused to give anything corners related.

>go to my training options
>speed: the director by herself
>stamina: nobody
>power: the reporter by herself
>guts: nobody
>wit: nobody

>>720189683
Doto didn't hate Opera O!

Uma designs are so good it inspired me to draw again

>>720189561
that's the idea, I'm trying to make the same one with higher power but it's been downhill ever since

>>720189692
Pretty strong Taishin anon. How's she faring in your tests?

>>720189780
Who are you drawing

>>720188750
Turned it off when the bitch started talking about her gatorade.

Am i the only one that gets a three second Connecting delay whenever i click the new career button? Why does it happen only there?

>>720189581
That's old age for you. Can't stay on your peak forever.

>>720189809
Golshi

>>720189996
what horrible thing is she implied to be doing in the 2001 see this is why this image fails

>>720189692
>no lone wolf
I thought all taishins should be running that

>>720189764
damn opera O btfo

>>720190126
*runs lone wolf*
What now, midget?

>>720190163
Then no one's Lone Wolf will proc.

Bread shower, WATCH OUT!

big BAD horses deserve to be spanked when they misbehave during training

>>720190248
bread villain.....

is NTR the only Narita that isn't an edgelord

>>720190290
Unironically
Canonically
All of the
Are into it

I'll take partner training.

>>720190248
what's her fucking problem??

I like how there are multiple points in the anime where reporters ask what is X uma favourite food and it is always carrot

>>720186683 (OP)
You will get her eventually.

>>720190101
You might be autistic if you can't piece together the context clues between these two pictures >>720189581 >>720189996

>>720189803
She got some wins, but lost hard to Gold ship or Taishin with S long. Still need to fix my other runners, so I don't rely too much on Taishin for a win.
>>720190126
I thought it would be kind of waste since everyone and their family will definitely put one on their front urara or other debuffer.

>>720190554
Urara gets to plap THAT every day???

halfway through S1 does it get any better? Its pretty mediocre, Im not exactly invested in much though I think suzukas injury was at least executed well. Im surprised the game has a better story than the anime.

>>720190684
S1 doesn't get better.
S2 is much more in line with a sports drama
S3 sucks don't bother.
Cinderella Gray is a full on sports drama
Road to the Top is kind of like S1 but better in every conceivable metric
Beginning of a New Era is a full on sports drama with a minor psychological thriller slant

>>720190684
S1 was made when they weren't sure what the hell they were doing and rescrapped the game but they released an anime anyways. Reason why Special Chud is so jarring. You can pretend it doesn't exist

>>720190684
S1 is meh, S2 is ok, S3 is meh(with shit animation also) again, movie is ok, cinderella gray is peak cinema

>>720190554
anon, I...

>>720190684
Treat season 1 as material for Season 2 and nothing more. If you're a Suzukafag, this is probably the only time you will get to see her, but otherwise its meh. This is, after all, CYgame just starting out and testing out shit. The game get a proper story by someone competent.

Guts training more like BUTTS training

>>720190554
The onahole of Umamusume...

>>720190684
S1 is mid, yeah.
S2/the OVAs/the movie/CG are all varying degrees of kino.
S3 is as bad as S1, arguably slightly worse.

>>720190914
S3 is extra bad if you bought the kitasan hype in these threads, thinking she will be cool in the anime, but it's just the card and the IRL horse that are cool.

>>720190554
I don't think you're allowed to post this

>>720190554
Horses who died early in our world, desire their trainers more strongly as Uma

>>720186683 (OP)
I will never again pull without pityspark

I actually enjoyed Season 1 quite a bit when I first watched it. I could see its weaknesses but Spe’s story and Suzuka’s struggles hit me in the feels the first watch around. Rewatching now that the honeymoon period is over and its way more apparent how dull it can be in actuality, but there some interesting things I picked up on that I missed or didnt understand the first time around. Looking forward to Season 2 again. Dreading Season 3. The BNW Ova will be fun watching Taishin be a moody bitch and dahby posting, but nobody ever talks about that one as its pretty forgetable

>>720190972
I watch it thinking 4chan and reddit were exaggerating but OH BOY WHAT THE FUCKING HELL. It still baffles me they have the Spica Girls in season 3 when most of them are retired by now. And they did nothing at all. Black should have been in a new group or something. The fact they don't dipict Black at her best in real life and just make her job is just shit.

I found cinderella grey very mediocre and all the glazing singlehandedly made me lose interest in the rest of the animes
most of the races play out the exact same way (there's a designated rival, slight focus on some other racers that will obviously job and lose, Oguri says the ground feels funny, rival gets a flashback scene, hype music plays and Oguri wins)
characters stop being characters and more expository devices after they move to Tracen
Oguri herself is boring as she is now besides the few glimpses to her past and is just an overpowered shonen character with comedic autistic quirks

heard s2 gets better though

>>720191073
You are learning

>>720191114
>and reddit

>>720191118
Oguri doesnt really have a ton of character growth herself, she’s overpowered like she was in real life.
Season 2 balances Teio, McQueen, Rice Shower as well for a bit. Its got more development, more fun side stories, and a bit more lighthearted tone but the characters go through a much harder time than either Spe or Suzaka had to deal with. It gave me a new appreciation for those characters that I didnt have before, double goes for Twin Turbo

>>720191287
when I said s2 I meant CG S2 when she starts losing, about fuckin time

TACHYON

>>720187102
Nigga

>>720191287
>>720191118
Oguri was suffering from being a big fish in a small pond. She wins much less frequently once she gets to G1 races to the point where she's extremely shaken by her constant losses.

oguri FRAUD
>never ran dirt after moving up
>claims to be ""all arounder" but only runs miles and mediums
>claims to be "le underdog" was the grandson to a champion american horse
>only has a large win count because she farmed jobbers
>depite that only has 4 g1 wins
>jobbed to international horses
>legacy is being known as a fat fuck


agnes digiGOAT
>ran every distance and track type
>grandson of secretariat never bragged about it
>defeated the overlord
>has 6 G1s
>not only beat international horses but also did it on their turf
>"A True Hero Doesn't Choose Their Battlefield

I like it when they take arbitrarily sized objects from behind their back.

>>720191441
based hentai enjoyer

>>720191457
I hate it when they sit in the lobby and their lower body is completely frozen.

>>720191441
>>720191485
why did they depict digital as a pervert otaku and why was the owner okay with this?

When is Star Blossom getting animated?

Chad Falcon
>lost once
>moves down to the regionals and starts a reign of terror collecting wins from regional jobbers with ZERO remorse
>the demon of dirt

>>720191561
Her anatomy looks weird here

>>720191536
if her irl schedule is anything to go by the owner didn't give a shit just let him race whatever

>>720191536
The jockey of Hentai take note vigorously against his opponents and use it against them in races.

>>720191561
exposed in dubai

>>720191536
Digital is called a "freak" which Cygames adapted as "otaku". Even as a joke character, they still acknowledge how fearsome she is in card events.
>Tachyon can't catch her without Digital coming back for her notebook
>Golshi is utterly exhausted when trying to run to get a phone before Digital does who wasn't even breaking a sweat

>>720191561
THE STRONGEST

>>720191561
She should make a Legion of Doom with Rice.

>>720191561
The comedy of a horse fucking smurfing is too funny.

wtf...

AHEM
I LIKED S3

>>720191738
Nevermind

>>720191738
Specialty priority of 35 is horrifically bad.

>>720191540
Depends on how many Cinderella Gray Blu-rays are sold. I want to see the Victory Club animated as well.

>>720191738
DAAAAAAHHHHHBBB
E

>>720191769
>My speed deck is SS Kita and 3 D cards
This is why my runs are bad, this is my cope and I'm sticking to it

>>720191738
>>720191991
ticket is so fun

>>720191893
Same. They are going to need the "Pretty" to balance off the Derby from CG.

>>720191674
It's just weird how by translating "freak" into its "otaku" connotation there's suddenly a dissonance by making her an uma otaku that worships uma, when she herself is an uma, and not only that an uma that stand on her own against anyone in Tracen save maybe Rudolf herself
Maybe there's room to make a joke about that situation in itself but i havent seen any tongue-in-cheek writing like that anywhere yet

>>720192037
Thats weird. i specifically clicked the files button, specifically selected the pic, yet it seems it was all a schizophrenic episode in my head because nothing was ever attached

>>720192005
That tier list is focused on racing bonus, making me think it’s about that upcoming scenario which is racing heavy where race bonus is more important. It’s not the most accurate tier list ive seen, and different cards will have different value depending on the event you’re training for. Dont overthink it. It puts 0LB tosho as a D when in reality that’s more like a B. MLB Tosho is more like S tier and in many many decks. Most people arent running full MLB ssr Decks. They’re running king halo, tosho, eishin flash, the special week SSR, etc and getting great results. Once again take all tier lists and advice you receive (even this post) with a grain of salt. Everyone has their own opinions on what’s the best and not everyone agrees all the time. Different use cases for different cards as well.

>>720191674
>>Tachyon can't catch her without Digital coming back for her notebook
kwab tachfraud

>>720192250
>Most people arent running full MLB ssr Decks

I hate looking at these tier lists. Currently in global even whales seem to have Kitasan and/or Creek MLB at best so these massively bloated lists are just useless info. They really should be comparing 0 LB SSR and MLB SR's.

Now that I think of it what kind of umas would a full MLB SSR deck create? I don't think I've actually even seen one showcased.

I think, of the established Uma characters, the best character to form another anime/manga is Stay Gold. Is there someone else who would be better suited as a main character of a storyline?

>>720192560
Gold family but Always Sunny episodic nature.

>>720192560
The obvious Scarlet/Vodka pair in their proper match up and not as joke character. Personally, Matikanefukukitaru ova or movie for slapstick potential, learning to let go of luck, dealing with her sister legacy in a health manner, and eventually win a climax race against Silence Suzuka after Silence Suzuka defeated her in an earlier race.

>>720192994
is it true that she's the only Matikane who won G1 races? is tannhauser a jobber?

>>720193128
https://umamusu.wiki/IRL:Matikanefukukitaru
https://umamusu.wiki/IRL:Matikanetannhauser

The Shrine horse won one G1 race while Mambo didn't won any of the G1 race.

>>720193324
so that's why she gets crucified

>>720193324
Mambo…

>>720193324
pretty much everyone in Team Canopus is a G1-less jobber

Th-Thanks spe-chan

>>720193939
events can still happen during URA Finale?

>>720193983
Was literally gonna ask the same question
I was holding out hope when i realized too late in my last run that the final SuperCreek event chain didn't fire and i was already in the finale races..

>>720192539
my cards are like 2/10 and I'd like more, but I cant stop pulling horses

feno sounds like a man
goldshi sounds like a boy

>>720194037
>>720193983
oh wait this is probably for one of those weirdos that don't have the Arima Kinen as their last objective since it says 4 turns left

>>720193731
They won the G1 of my heart

>>720192994
>Scarlet/Vodka
No thanks, gimmie that 3rd version thank you very much.

>>720194054
Sex with Fenomeno

>>720191118
The other seasons are only going to be worse if you already hated Cinderella Gray.

Global are second rate consumers
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1965251369671201132?t=8BYHbtrMTEADmrHnT0vbyQ&s=19

>>720194519
More like Sexual Assault

>>720191118
its bocchi the rock mixed with shounen

T-this counts as getting her, right guys?

>>720188151
Just finished this run and it was one hell of a rollercoaster:
>Night Owl before debut that took 4 or 5 fucking infirmary visits to cure, kneecapping my junior year training
>Jobbed in the Hopeful Stakes, Spring Stakes, and DAAHBYY
>...and then won the Kikuka Sho by distance
>Proceeded to cleanly sweep every single race I put her in afterwards, for a total of 13 wins
>Got Night Owl AGAIN right before senior year summer camp, but then it never actually procced and I cured it safely once camp ended
>Good ending on the first try
Overall, easily a contender for the most kino run I've ever had. Fun times.

>>720194627
what does this mean

>>720194920
I guess.

>>720194920
EXPLODE

>>720194984
It's a past event where you could take umas out on a date to get bond and other rewards. It's permanent now so you can walk them anytime you want. Decent way to farm bond points assuming it's not exhaustive.
It also has a KFC collab tied to it which is also permanent.

>>720191809
sexualizing bakushin

>>720193324
>wins 1 G1 race
>becomes a schizophrenic manic horse who believes in some higher being of fortune
>doesn't win any G1 races
>becomes the cutest and most well designed horse with a cute catchphrase and the drive to do best
kneel to mambo

>>720194920
Idk why but when I started the game I was always killing it in the crane game getting at least 3 plushies each run, now for some reason I struggle to get 2.

when is the cooler wodka

>>720194874
I liked that show so that doesn't track

>>720189079
>there are no male umas
explain this guy then

>>720195330
Huh? Which guy?

>>720195210
at least two years.

>>720195187
literally me

>>720195457
the one in the middle wearing a dress

>>720186683 (OP)
>7000k Carats
Can I get Hishi Akebono?

I might quit if I can't get her

>Bakushin campaign
>”you should do what you’re good at, don’t try to force yourself to be something you’re not
>Bourbon campaign
>”you can do anything you set your mind to, even outside your talents, as long as you train hard”

Huh?

>long S
>mcqueen gives cooldown
>stam is close to S
>
>jobs in URA quarterfinal
just end me now

>>720195589
She knows anon

>>720195565
>>7000k Carats
you can buy 20 with that

>>720195589
Bourbon MUST defeat rice VILLAIN

>>720195589
Bakushin is John Connor
Bourbon is T-800

>>720195565
>7000k
You can easily gift Akebono to everyone itt too

>>720195769
now post the one where she's talking to some other uma about it and reveals that she knows and is shy about it please i thought i saved it

>>720195565
You're cooked, bro.

If I plan to travel to Japan and want to visit one of the still alive umas how much in advance would I need to get that sorted out?

>Seuin Sky's Mile aptitude is B
FUCK I GOT GOOD SKYS BUT ALL ARE MILE B AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>720196086
unironically why not attend a race instead? probably less work, might be more fun

>>720196240
>probably less work
is it that hard to go to farms? i know they are all outside cities but would the bullet train makes it easier?

>get new trainee
>do her career
>she's good at running
>runs very well in races but then she loses
>she discovers the power of rivalries and the love of the game
>she starts winning again
bore snore
are there any other BASED trainees that just wins every time like Bakushin and Tachyon

>>720196284
no, i just figure going to what is essentially a public event would always be easier than making a private reservation
bullet train only gets you between big cities, you take smaller trains to the inaka

>>720196240
Yeah, I guess that's also a good idea.
Might be more fun than looking at retired honse that you might not even get to pet.

So, I blasted 16,500 gems in the Seiun Banner
I got
>Both Teios
>Wedding Groove
>Smart Falcon
>Rice Shower (my most wanted)
No repeated umas and no Seiun, should I try to push for another roll or just accept my losses and save for Kitasan banner?

>>720196326
Rudolf’s perfect campaign is just her gathering trophies to oppress other umas.

dumb falcon!

>>720196086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIQ69hpK8os
they are busy, gaijin
go to a track instead

>>720196326

Rudolf, Maruzensky, TM Opera O etc. are the undefeated champions toying around with others. Though Maru does have a forced long race she normally loses in her career (the real horse never participated in it and in the story she just wants to show off her running to others, there's no placement requirement).

>>720196326
Smart Falcon basically just smurfs in dirt lobbies to try and make them more popular.

Haru Urara has apparently passed away
https://x.com/tarutaru_mage/status/1965339993301561393

>>720196326
Opera’s story is just her trying to make somebody be her rival so it will be more exciting when she wins

>>720196509
Rudolf still has that power of friendship moment but because she was too good at everything, right? Hers was one of the first runs I did but I kinda only vaguely remember what it was about.

>>720196648
What the fuck man

>>720196648
NOO

>>720196648
the fuck

>>720196648
wtf

>>720196648
Well fuck, there goes the still alive Uma I wanted to visit...

>>720196648
What's gonna happen to all that uneated rye grass?

>>720196704
It's mostly about her learning to rely on underlings a little bit since she just insists on overworking herself trying to live up to her own expectations

>>720196326
Haru Urara.

>>720196648
>game releases globally
>grass wonder dies
>haru urara dies
why would cygames west do this...

>>720196648
F

>>720196648
damn she seemed so healthy....

>>720196648
no???

>>720196648
Fuck, not surprising given her age but still kinda sad. Rest in peace shining star.

>>720196648
nyo.........

>>720196841
just like when the original anime aired and spe-chan hit the dirt...

>>720196648
fuck and I was just joking about how easily horses die from colic yesterday
wtf man

>>720196491
Fuck you, I only got two 3stars in 200 rolls on the Top Cun banner, and one of them was a dupe.
Congrats.

>>720196648
RIP

>>720196648
F

>>720196648
>tweet not found
Nice try.

>>720196648
RIP
At least she got to live a long life and enjoy a happy retirement. She'll live on in our hearts

>>720196648
F

>>720196648
Page doesn't exist you lying asshole

>>720197132
https://x.com/FRIDAY_twit/status/1965331857509417204

FKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>720197132
Article
https://friday.kodansha.co.jp/article/438213

First ass wonder now haru urara...

>>720196648
RIP

Can we donate to doto for weekly vet checkups?

>>720196648
>DELETED
ERMMMMMM

>>720196648
>>720197186
>>720197191
>it's real
Owari da...

>>720197186
>>720197191
It's all over. My last cope
RIP

>>720196841
Ozzy Osbourne effect

>>720197186
>>720197191
Well fuck.

>>720196648
>The same person not even a week ago

>>720196648
>It's real

>>720197248
you can only delay the inevitable anon, a vet visit wouldn't have been able to stop this

>>720197248
Doto won't die until he beats Opera O again

damn

is GoldShip the last remaining starter roster horse

>>720197186
I'm sad but this quote tweet made me chuckle

Welp I'm running Haru in Gemini I wasn't gonna win anyways

>>720197545
The cow is still alive too

>>720197545
Fatwa is still alive

Bros...

Goldship will outlive the game

I can't lie global men, I really can't keep going with it. I can't stand going without fpur and a half years of QoL. Back to JP with me...

>>720186905
1st season is meh

>>720196648
Rest well sweet princess

>>720196648
bros...

58897837
Haru's Arima Kinen

global release has killed 2 umas

in worse news
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/1965249308166606881

>>720197215
Who's left from the global lineup?

>>720198002
>Special week dies after S1 Ep8
>The episode she loses to El condor pasa
>Daring tact gets announced
>Retires due to injury a year after
>Grass wonder gets called fat ONCE
>falls over and dies
>Haru Urara is just a bit sleepy
>dies the day after
Umamusume is horse heaven huh

>>720197476
>Beats her to the race to the gates of heaven
Weird flex but a win is a win

>>720198159
did they get this dude off of fiverr

>>720198159
I don't get it. It's just an ad? Kinda cringe but whatever

>>720198285
My smile is gone for good.

>>720197985
We're full, you can start ;_;

>>720197375
Looking at the article, it seems that she was suddenly struck with colic. Urara very well could have been (and probably was) quite healthy, but encountered sudden complications that are, sadly, both hard to catch and easily life-threatening.

https://completehorseguide.com/horse-care/health/colic/

>>720198204
from off the top of my head. smart falcon, daiwa scarlet, goldship and curren chan.

gold ship ain't dying anytime soon he's a zoomer horse

>>720198440
she was also old as fuck so even if they caught it they probably wouldn't have been able to do anything

>>720187849
can the green devil cures creek's under the weather?

>>720198530
also he's invincible

>>720197985
She won o7

>>720197985
>the last urara with the F rank

why am i crying... they're just horses...

>>720196648
Fuck.... ;_;

>>720198614
That was her... She joined us...

>>720198750
it's weird... I was coming home on a bus when I thought I'd wanna spend some star pieces for an uma that doesnt have the racing attire yet (there's couple left)
I guess I know what to do now

FUCK

right after that grass campaign too...

>>720198652
I'm more upset by the death of a horse I never heard of until a year ago than by that of any celebrity

>>720198548
The same condition was also what took Winning Ticket. The unfortunate reality is that a horse can be essentially without issue until this sort of thing hits them out of nowhere, and their condition can just plummet within a day, even if they're taken to a clinic.

>>720199145
Celebrities are worthless garbage humans propped up by soulless corpos in Hollywood to extract money from the gentiles
At least these semi-fictional horses have some sovl put into them

Rip my lil nigga, miss you like you ain’t believe

>>720198159
FUCK the dub did this ad dirty. The original is better.

>>720198159
is this just the granblue versus announcer?

haru forever

>tracen's greatest pussy is 31
>she's also the last mejiro alive
it's so fucking dober

God! Why couldn't it have been any anon in this thread instead of Haru!

>>720199729
im going to live forever now because you said that

>After retiring, Haru Urara moved from one ranch to another in Chiba Prefecture and Hokkaido, but eventually found her way to Miyahara's retirement farm, Martha Farm. To support Urara in the rest of her life, Miyahara established the Haru Urara Association, which requires a membership fee. The association has limited its membership to 50 people and is not accepting any more.

>"I felt strongly that I absolutely had to avoid the idea that we were making money from Urara. The current membership fees are enough to support Urara."

seemed like a good place to spend the rest of the days. godspeed you silly horse.

>>720199910
Not if I kill you to supernaturally extend Doto's life for another day you won't

She's in Tracen now.

>>720197545
Some older horses from the Golden Generation like Air Jihad are still alive but have not debuted in Uma Musume yet

>In 1999, Air Jihad won the Yasuda Kinen and the Mile Championship. Now 30 years old. Living a leisurely retirement in Urakawa Town, Hokkaido

https://www.sanspo.com/race/article/general/20250908-4UF55CVV2ZPVBMJ55KTZGAWAEQ/

https://x.com/airjihad0409

heaven ain't ready for these hands

Here lies Urara
She never scored

>>720199984
>Air Jihad
Yeah that’s…that’s not happening…

>>720199984
that's some fucking name lmao

>>720196326
Agnes Digital is a terminal faggot (the good kind). Her career is glazing other umas until she just breaks the games and wins everything, if you want something different.

>>720200130
What the hell is her problem? WHy is she such a terminal glazer?

>>720200207
Cause the real horse Jockey's always intensively researched the other horses, and the horse was nicked named "Hentai" cause of their ability to race and win in any condition

And since Umas are based on both horse and Jockey, they turned her into a massive fuckin pervert and otaku

>>720200246
Hentai, huh?

Would you smooch a real honse on the nose?

>>720199984
Whoever named that horse must be regretting it now.

>>720200207
have you seen these horses? why wouldnt you glaze them like crazy

>>720197186
>>720197191
Goodbye, Haru Urara… The "star of losers who lost 113 consecutive races" has passed away to heaven

Do you remember a certain horse that once captivated all of Japan as the "star of the losers"? It was Haru Urara, who set an unprecedented (?) record of 113 consecutive losses at Kochi Racecourse in '04, and became a national idol due to her "weakness." She had been living out her retirement at a ranch in Chiba, but it was discovered that she passed away in the early hours of September 9, watched over by staff, and departed for heaven.

"She hadn't defecated on the morning of the 8th, so I thought that was a bit serious and called the vet to treat her. We stayed with her all night, but... her condition suddenly worsened at dawn, and she passed away. It's truly regrettable."

Yuko Miyahara (42), the representative of 'Martha Farm' where Haru Urara was stabled, and also the representative of 'Haru Urara no Kai' (Haru Urara Association), said this with a sorrowful voice.

The cause of death was colic, which occurs when gas accumulates in the intestines or intestinal movement slows down due to improper digestion of food. For horses, it is a dangerous disease with high frequency and mortality rates. Derby winners such as Winning Ticket, Sunny Brian, and Roger Barows also died due to colic.

"Urara was 29 years old, which is close to 90 in human years, but she was truly energetic until yesterday. Then suddenly... Recently, not only from Japan but also from overseas, more people have been coming to see Urara. So, it's truly regrettable..."

>>720200246
I need a solid explanation of why being good at everything lands you the nickname of "pervert"

>>720200305
To be fair that's a really cool name and they probably didn't put into consideration possibility of a gacha game int he future that will sorta use the likeness of said horses

>>720199984
>Air Jihad

>>720200390
This magazine visited 'Martha Farm' (Onjuku Town, Chiba Prefecture), where Haru Urara resides, at the end of August for an interview. She was seen running around the farm and enjoying playing in the sand in front of the reporter. Despite her advanced age of 29, her steps were as firm as a young horse. She had no major illnesses and a healthy appetite. Who would have thought she would pass away two weeks later...? It's still hard to believe she's gone.

Haru Urara's active career was truly exceptional. From her debut in 1998, she never won a single race, continuing on a losing streak. Normally, she would have been retired long ago, but her earnest demeanor resonated with the social climate of the "restructuring era," creating a huge boom as the "star of the losers." Because she never came in first, her win tickets were considered "unlucky" and sold like hotcakes as traffic safety charms.

The peak of the boom was in March 2004. Yutaka Take, the top jockey of the time, was scheduled to ride her. On that day, 13,000 fans flocked to the Kochi Racecourse, causing such a panic that admission was restricted. She carried the expectations of all of Japan, but the result was 10th out of 11 horses. Even Yutaka Take couldn't make any headway with Haru Urara.

After retirement, Haru Urara moved between farms in Chiba and Hokkaido, eventually arriving at Ms. Miyahara's retirement boarding facility, 'Martha Farm.' To support Urara's remaining years, Ms. Miyahara established a membership-based 'Haru Urara Kai' (Haru Urara Association). The number of members is limited to 50, and no more are being recruited.

"I strongly felt that I absolutely had to avoid being seen as making money from Urara. The current membership fees are more than enough to support Urara."

>Wake up
>Urara dead
;_;

>>720200394
It’s probably like “Freak (of nature)”

Despite being a loser
Her attitude of never giving up captivated the world
She lived a good life that is what matters most

>>720200425
Then, an unexpected turning point came for Urara. She was chosen as a character in the hugely popular game "Uma Musume Pretty Derby," which anthropomorphizes racehorses. In the game, she is depicted as a bright and brave character who never gives up, even after continuous losses, and her popularity soared again. Younger fans started visiting the ranch. And in June 2025, when the English version of the game for North America and Europe was released, her popularity spread worldwide.

“Until now, people from China, Taiwan, and Korea often came to visit, but after the English version was released, the situation completely changed. The senders of inquiries for farm tours are from America, the Philippines, and recently even Poland. About one-third of recent tour bookings are from overseas visitors.”

About 20 years have passed since the boom that swept across Japan. Haru Urara continued to give dreams and hope to many people. The time Urara spent at 'Martha Farm' must have been the most peaceful and happy time for her.

“She was selfish until the very end. When she had colic, we had to get her intestines moving, so we tried to make her walk yesterday, but Urara stopped and said, ‘No. I don’t want to walk.’ But precisely because Urara was so selfish, we have so many fun memories. I am truly filled with gratitude for Urara.”

The September 26th issue of FRIDAY reported on Haru Urara's 元気 (genki) appearance, which was witnessed at the farm two weeks before her death.

https://friday.kodansha.co.jp/article/438213

>>720200286
Yes, Snake, Hentai. Usually meaning "Weirdo" Or Pervert, however Agnes Digital was called this affectionately by their fans due to their extraordinary ability and talent as a race horse, particularly due to their ability to excel in all races, no matter the track type, weather or general condition

The horse had an impressive record of victories, beating other legends such as TM Opero and Meisho Doto, and was known by the nickname of " The warrior who never chooses his battlefield" as well as the aforementioned Hentai title

All in all, a very impressive horse, Snake

>>720200295
they tend to poke at the ground a lot, grazing and shit, maybe on the upper part of their snout

>>720200565
She does have A on both Turf and Dirt, quite rare in the game. I think the only other uma that has A on both is Inari One.

>>720200565
>>720200693
This is from a JRA Poster about Agnes Digital

“A true warrior never chooses his battlefield.
Running in three countries and eleven racetracks,
Variation of titles you had won never allows any other bucephaluses to follow.
Crossing over the barrier between turf and dirt, and even national borders,
The brave had flapped champion flags.
The unprecedented trails you drew, each of them will sparkle forever.”

>>720200295
yeah

>>720200394
The gist of it is that even though "変態" is frequently used to describe people in the sense of sexual/fetishistic tendencies, the basic connotation of the word in Japanese can also be more broadly interpreted as "weirdo" or "freak", rather than specifically "pervert".

>>720195565
Bricked for cheating

>>720200035
>>720200049
>>720200305
>>720200416
Air Jihad actually beat Grass Wonder and King Halo in races, so it is a shame that one of their biggest rivals is not in Uma Musume.

>Some people are questioning why Air Jihad is not in Uma Musume, saying he is more suitable for the Golden Generation than King Halo, which had poorer race performance compared to Air Jihad.

>Hypothesis from Japanese Uma Musume fandom: "Is the name of the Air Jihad, itself, a problem?" Air Jihad was born six years before 9.11 and retired in 1999, two years before 9.11, so there was no big problem with Air Jihad's name at the time.

https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%97%90%EC%96%B4%20%EC%A7%80%ED%95%98%EB%93%9C

>>720196841
You're next on the sashimi chopping block Doto!

>>720199145
>>720199335
There are some good celebs I feel sad for when they shuffle the mortal coil, but for the most part, the innocent and kindly horse will elicit more of a reaction, yeah.
Haru's racing with the greats in Heaven now.

>>720200002
She won an old horse race

I got to something like 177/200 on the Seiun banner, so I'm locked for the exchange even if I would roll her for now. SSR's I got were Biwa, Narita and the worse McQueen (and 2 extras). At least I got my one star umas upgraded to three stars, but that is shit cope. Very disappointed in those SSR rolls

>>720199965
But... all those anons dead... just to save a horse?

>>720201309
Without hesitation.

>>720199941
I understand the sentiment but using Urara money to help the other horses in the ranch would've eased their burden.

>>720200730
I already liked her musume incarnation but I will now like the horse as well.

>>720199984
Fraud Wonder would never

>>720201380
I think when people donated the hay for urara, you could also do it for other horses there, so there's that at least. if I'm not mistaken they also arranged tours around there, so they should be pretty well off

>>720201537
No wonder the Chinese Zombie version of her makes her win instantly WTF

>>720201474
He sired over 800 kids and died in 2021

>>720201537
WE LOVE YOU DIGIGOAT

>>720200929
I figured that was the case, but I'm sure there were synonyms available, they just chose hentai so not-knowers would wonder if the horse had the habit of sniffing pants of female caretakers or something like that

OH COME ON I JUST BOOTED UP THE GAME

going for a run guys

>We will never see what monstrosity would have come out of breeding Stay Gold with Urara
>Urara died a virgin

>>720201723
LMAO
;__;

>Haru Urara dead in 2025
>Hulk Hogan dead in 2025
>Ozzy Osbourne dead in 2025
>Chuck Mangione dead in 2025
>Bill Gates not dead in 2025
Why are we here...? Just to suffer...?

>>720201309
yes
we must sacrifice a thousand anons a day ti sav her immortal light

>>720201098
Air Jihad beat Grass Wonder, but Grass Wonder beat Special Week, and that was a more compelling story.

The framing of a lot of the horses was around the story of Special Week, and so Air Jihad, who was a good competitor but never beat Special Week in a race, was ignored. King Halo got in because he beat Special Week too.

>>720201098
Not only because of his name, it's because he is a Miler. When midslop scene has good horses and races, sprint/mile will have lesser impact.

>>720201309
Not here but a previous general I frequented was so full of garbage human beings and dickheads I would sacrifice all of them to extend a random horse's lifespan by one day without hesitation. I would unironically be making the world a better place

Some Japanese Haru Urara fans who were introduced to her through Uma Musume back in 2018, actually complained about why nobody ever tried breeding Haru Urara so she could finally give birth and become a mother, since it was rare to have a horse be able to run 113 races without any serious injuries. Those tough genes of Haru Urara should have been passed on to the next generation instead of dying with Haru Urara.

>virgin die of old age complications
>that chad suicide by electric fence

Thread's theme...
https://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg?list=RDu5CVsCnxyXg

>>720202110
KWAB

Still wild to me that Seiun Sky intentionally killed himself just to get out of boring retirement.

>>720202110
>His generation was named as "the weakest generation" by some fans after the 2000 Japan Cup, due to all four horses from his generation placing last in the race

>>720200693
if Inari One is so great then why haven't they made Inari Two?

>>720202314
in character

>I started with the global release
>August 7, I trained my first Grass Wonder
>August 8, the real-life Grass Wonder passed away
>September 8, I trained a Haru Urara to compete in the Cancer Cup
>September 9, the real-life Haru Urara passed away
Maybe I should stop playing...

>>720202368
do goldship next

>>720201868
>Grass Wonder forgotten already

>>720201868
David Lynch got me dizzled

>>720202459
we make spe rape jokes all the time

>>720201868
missing the goth bad boy

>>720202093
I think I read somewhere that Haru just wasn't interested in breeding

>>720202565
that's pretty based

>>720202361
Imagine the chest size

>>720202340
KEK WHAT A KWAB

>>720202368
Just don't pull for Doto please

>>720202565
>loser
>loved by many
>incel
Literally /ourgirl/

>>720202565
that's most thoroughbreds for some reason they hate having sex compared to wild ones

>>720202368
Just don't train Daiwa Scarlet, ok?

It's so fucking over...

>Grass Wonder dies on 8/8
>Haru Urara dies on 9/9

Goldshi WILL outlive the game

>>720203194
perish the thought

Stop making threads
It's just a horse

>>720203194
Mejiro Dober on her way to bite the dust on the 10/10

>>720201537
I'm truly sorry. I hope a naked dogeza of my pathetic body would suffice.

>>720203194
THE NUMBERS UMASON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN

Was there an Umartin Luther King who fought for the rights of chestnut horses in the Uma States of Umarica?

>>720203383
I laughed goddamnit

no urara-

>>720203446
>Umalcolm X and the Black Horses

dubs and space debris lands on goldshi

>>720203446
>Mount Rushmore is all Umas
>Statue of Liberty is an Uma
>Ireland has a royal family, which implies it was never taken over by Britain, and said royal family are Umas
I'm beginning to...notice something...

>>720203671
Give it another century. The industrial revolution pretty much started a decline in uma dominance. All that's left now are relics from when they once ruled over man. Uma Musume takes place well into the age of mankind.

>>720197041
>>720198440
>>720200390
I've seen several horses suffer from colic including one euthanized in my arms because of it. It's one of the worse ways for a horse to go because of the painful thrashing. Really just hope it was just due to her time coming and chances were up and not due to a sudden diet change.
>But what about all that rye grass recently?
Usually colic due to diet change happens much sooner rather than later. And I doubt they would free-feed her (basically non-stop access to food) at her age. Would love to see their food management techniques just to see what happened, but unless they royally fucked up, she was a very old horse. That and if it happened overnight when no one was watching, then super damn.

Going to have a good cry, I don't like thinking about colicy horses but after you seen it a few times, you have to recognize it for what it is and it's definitely one of those "call the vet asap" situations and think about the bill later.

Feel bad for the JP bros. They finally got to roll for this little semen demon and then the Haru news hits

>>720200437
The Hors Heresy..

>>720203446
>The Umancipation Proclumation

>>720203880
Which Umas would represent the various Primarchs?

>>720203194
>Trump dies on 9/11

Maybe buying her all that grass wasn't the best idea

It's..... over

I wonder if Umas had more rights than Women in the past?

>>720203304
Don't, she is basically the last true Mejiro, because the Mejiro farm was sold after ruination by earthquakes

>>720203843
>Umastagram
>Uma-only lanes on the highway
>Well entrenched and wealthy families of Umas like Mejiros and Dianmond's family
>Uma racing so popular that even an astronaut is able to see through his phone, implying more advanced space faring tech than in current day
Anon...

Haru Urara has fallen..
Billions must die!!

>>720204095
Well one of Dober's grandsons had a daughter and his owners decided to name her Mejiro Piola, and she's 2 years old.

>>720204124
>It's Uma history, and it's just like ours!

>>720204202
That's why I said true Mejiro, since Piola has her name more as a tribute and not as a collective farm name.

>>720203867
>That snappable thong
Correction sorely needed

>>720196879
My gramps looked healthy the day he died. It's body's one final hail mary before whole system shuts down.>>720196843

>>720204091
I...

>>720203867
11 G1 winner btw

That's it, I'm making a turf Urara for the next CM. I have enough sparks to give her a B and possibly an A by inspiration

>>720203843
>industrial revolution
what if uncle ted was an uma in this timeline and was called the umabomber instead

>>720204085
I think it was, besides she was old and I was expecting to happen.

>>720203867
>Dirt G1
lol lemao

>>720204796
DIRT CHADS RISE UP

>>720203867
Why do so many umas wear thongs
Even autists like Oguri are dressed like prostitutes

>>720204895
nips can't help themselves

>>720204895
They do it for their trainer.

>>720204895
You're right, they shouldn't be wearing anything at all just like real horses

>>720205020
They wear masks and saddles during races...

How long until CM actually starts? I still haven't chosen league because my Aces are dogshit but I'm hoping to get lucky

>>720205178
3 days

>>720205178
about 3 days

>>720202368
could you just stick to umas that already passed away please?

>>720204895
It's trendy in Japan so while lewd, it's fashionable.

>>720204467
why is almond eye shilled so much if other umas have more impressive careers? is it because dirt races or that jumping one aren't as prestigious?

>>720204895
Do you guys think Curren Chan wears one?

>>720205357
jap racing is inspired by euros who also run turf so those races are the big dogs while burgers prefer dirt

Me? I will be running Matikanefukukitaru in the Gemini
Why you ask? Its simple
1.She is a gemini and its a gemini cup, that means good fortune for the cup
2.Her birthday coincides with my own, which probably means good fortune for me
3.She's medium/long, and its a long race, so she has the right aptitude

>>720204895
I think some arent thongs but rather just skirt straps and they are meant to reflect the snout lashes they wear or something.
>>720205524
yeah, there is ONE big dirt course in all of Japan and only like less than a dozen of dirt G1s.

>>720205357
their excuse is
>muh dirt
which is fair because a lot more horses run in turf than dirt (in japan, obviously) and the classic big 8 are all turf races. Don't get me wrong they're still legendary horses but winning the february stakes thrice isn't comparable to winning the triple tiara, two japan cups and two tenno sho

>>720205357
>dirt
nobody cares

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>720196648
>>720202518

>>720205967
its over anon...

>>720203985
Lion el'jonson = Durandal (Seiba horse)
Fulgrim = Vivlos (slut)
Perturabo = Air Shakur (moody bitch)
Khan= Yaeno Muteki (slanty eyes)
Leman Russ = Jungle Pocket (wild animal)
Rogal Dorn = Fenomeno (no fun allowed)
Conrad Kurze = Dream Journey (insane)
Sanguinius = Orfevre (Beloved by all)
Ferrus Manus = idk, whichever Uma is the biggest jobber
Angron = Tamamo Cross (dicklett chud)
Guilliman = Biwa Hayahide (big brain)
Mortarion = Stay Gold (shit smeller)
Magnus = Sweep Tosho (magical girl)
Horus = Gold Ship (obvious)
Lorgar= Agnes Digital (Proclaiming the glory of the Umaperium)
Vulkan = Hishi Amazon (black)
Corvus = Rice Shower (assassin)
Alpharius = Tazuna

Special mention:
Fabius Bile = Agnes Tachyon

>>720201868
you forgot cobes

>skip cardio this morning for more sleep
>wake up again
>haru died
NOOOOO im never skipping cardio again bros she never gave up

is it someone of the schizos that are now spamming the urara threads? that's so sad... she deserves better

>>720206410
>Mortarion = Stay Gold (shit smeller)
Stay Gold is never going to live that down is she?

>>720203843
This. The stars are ours to conquer, and the ships that will make this feat possible can only be the result of the human mind.

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