Ahem, I thank you all for coming today.
>tfw over 200 hours in stardew and never been married because I'm not a weird tranny
Connor.
9/9/2025, 9:22:09 AM
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>>720192347
based farmer just concentrating on his crops
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:25:05 AM
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>>720192831
>>720192387
my grandpa would be proud
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:28:02 AM
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>>720192347
there is literally nothing wrong with this
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:35:10 AM
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>>720192831
how the fuck would you know your grandpa had sex unless he told you, that'd be really fucking weird
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 9:40:24 AM
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>>720194371
>>720192284 (OP)
why didn't they put the arch on top of that circle? every time the families would walk through the town square they would think "oh yeah, that's where me/my parents/grandparents got married"
instead it's just a random spot with no fucking symmetry in the placement, is mayor lewis retarded?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:01:06 AM
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>>720193694
very dishonest farm, do better
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:13:00 AM
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>>720193124
>is ape retarded
then again when he was making this game he posted here for feedback
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:26:50 AM
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>it's been 7 months since I played it
it was fun while it lasted, too bad it lacks some real content.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 10:53:49 AM
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Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
>Hey buddy how's it going?
>Hope there's something good in these geodes
>You know how much Emily loves her crystals
>I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard
>*chuckle*
>Of course, a gentleman never tells
>*wink*
>*chuckle*
>Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
>Wait I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
>You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
>I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and meet and there's this incredible and beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
>Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
>*chuckle again*
>Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
