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Anonymous No.720192316 >>720192562 >>720192824 >>720195121 >>720199148 >>720199168 >>720200314 >>720201867 >>720202212 >>720205883 >>720207349 >>720209002 >>720209090 >>720209218 >>720213448
Why do octolings/inklings have such fat asses ?
Why is splatoon bunda land ?


What causes teenage inklings to have such pawg proportions ?
Anonymous No.720192338 >>720213448
Anonymous No.720192369 >>720192581 >>720194023 >>720199168 >>720205054
Did you know that most species of squids and octopi will die after mating? You can't prove that it doesn't happen to most inklings and octolings.
Anonymous No.720192491 >>720193013 >>720196775 >>720199961 >>720202682 >>720207180 >>720214632
>Welcome back everybody to another episode of Binding of Isaac
Anonymous No.720192562 >>720205617
>>720192316 (OP)
>pawg
why did this old meme suddenly start proliferating again
stop trying to force it if it didn't work the first time around
also they are boneless, so they need to be meaty to be able to stand upright
Anonymous No.720192581
>>720192369

>Dies after nutting inside of a fat assed octoling.
Anonymous No.720192720 >>720193850 >>720195121
Today is Splaton 3 birthday so i'll jerk off to squids
Anonymous No.720192824 >>720213448
>>720192316 (OP)
Barelly legal octoling wobbly butt

>:drool:
Anonymous No.720193013
>>720192491
fucking kek
Anonymous No.720193850
>>720192720
same
Anonymous No.720194023 >>720199168
>>720192369
So you’re telling me inklings are literally born to splat and die? That explains the grindset-I’d get those S+ ranks too if I knew it was my last summer alive.
Anonymous No.720194235
Reminder every single squid is a slut for wearing this lure
Anonymous No.720194889 >>720195121 >>720197141 >>720206861
FAT SQUID ASSES
Anonymous No.720195079 >>720195305
If you spanked one, would their whole body jiggle?
Anonymous No.720195121
>>720194889
>>720192720
>>720192316 (OP)
for me
Anonymous No.720195157 >>720195264
wooo meee
Anonymous No.720195264
>>720195157
is this an actual mod or just an edit
Anonymous No.720195305 >>720198331
>>720195079
Definitely
They're like a jello/rubber consistency
Also makes them very flexible, and extremely inflatable
Anonymous No.720195768
Fucking my woomy to calm her down after she lost another X rank matches
Anonymous No.720196684 >>720198331 >>720199118
Infinite sex with Marina filling her with cum until she swells up and splats
Anonymous No.720196775
>>720192491
heh
Anonymous No.720196847
Notice how the jeet spammer never posts that "nigger ass" image in nintendo threads. very curious.
Anonymous No.720197072
Anonymous No.720197141 >>720206861
>>720194889
Marie butt.
Anonymous No.720197267 >>720197308 >>720198424 >>720206861
Anonymous No.720197308 >>720198101 >>720198424 >>720206861
>>720197267
Evil sex creature.
Anonymous No.720197909
why the fuck would you delete this
Anonymous No.720198101 >>720198424
>>720197308
>:)
Anonymous No.720198136 >>720198424 >>720198524
Octos need to be turned into milk tankers
Anonymous No.720198331 >>720199146
>>720195305
>>720196684
Ink(ling) bombs~
Anonymous No.720198424 >>720199002
>>720198136
>>720198101
>>720197308
>>720197267
I guess I have to jerk off to these sluts now
Anonymous No.720198524 >>720199249
>>720198136
Way ahead of you.
Anonymous No.720199002 >>720199052
>>720198424
Oh? Well, even if Christmas is months away, have this~
Anonymous No.720199052
>>720199002
Shiver in particular has stolen many of my loads lately
Anonymous No.720199118 >>720199249 >>720199269
>>720196684
Asking the real question
Anonymous No.720199146 >>720199269 >>720203381
>>720198331
Need squid/octo self propelled booyah bomb wife
Anonymous No.720199148 >>720199269
>>720192316 (OP)
Sex with cephs
Anonymous No.720199168 >>720199269 >>720202134
>>720192316 (OP)
>>720192369
>>720194023

Lore wise can you humans fuck an octoling ?

Are they built for human cock ?

Do they give good head ?
Anonymous No.720199176 >>720199269
ive never played but ive jerked off to some octopussy
Anonymous No.720199219
Anonymous No.720199249 >>720199379
>>720198524
Based.
>>720199118
brown becomes more green the more turned on she is
Anonymous No.720199269 >>720199382 >>720199426 >>720199720 >>720199720 >>720199942
>>720199168
can you ?


>>720199146
>>720199118
>>720199148
>>720199176


Can you actually cannonically have sex with inkling/octoling ?

i mean all that fat juicy nigger booty and you're telling me they aren't compatible for human sex ?
Anonymous No.720199379
>>720199249
She NEEDS a boob mole
Anonymous No.720199382 >>720199720
>>720199269
Yes
And have tons of babies with them too
Anonymous No.720199426 >>720199720
Sexable splattable brown octos.
>>720199269
They're characters from a Nintendo game in a world where humans are extinct, there's never going to be a canonical answer.
Just imagine having sex with them if you want.
Anonymous No.720199720 >>720199764 >>720199942 >>720200395 >>720201384 >>720203846 >>720206624
>>720199269

>>720199426
>>720199382
>>720199269

Personally idk but given that they're also small on average (around 4ft) and also very young AND that they have breathing abilities with holding their breath on paint.

>That plus the fact that the average octoling/inkling has wide hips and cheeks.

Even tho we may not me able to directly fuck them in the ass.

The buttjob and their moistness would be exquisite and the 'face fucking' heavenly.

Basically they'd do great as pocket sword swallowers.
Anonymous No.720199764 >>720199853 >>720203846
>>720199720
>small on average (around 4ft)

Player Octolings/Inklings are canonically 5'.
Anonymous No.720199827
them redmoa splatoon videos i tell u hwhat
Anonymous No.720199853
>>720199764
SHIT mb i got misinformed a little.
Anonymous No.720199942 >>720201384
>>720199720
>>720199269

Inkling deepthroat would go insane on humans according to splatoon biology
Anonymous No.720199961
>>720192491
Best post ITT
Anonymous No.720200314 >>720200346 >>720200395
>>720192316 (OP)

>Their boobs are literal ink storing muscles.

They can produce ink milk for their babies.
Anonymous No.720200346 >>720200395
>>720200314
they can produce ink milk for me
Anonymous No.720200395 >>720200571 >>720200651
>>720200314
*can't

they can't holy ESL


>>720200346

YOU CANT FUCK AN OCTOLING
at best like >>720199720 said they can give you head or a thighjob.
kaka No.720200528
kino thread

bump
Anonymous No.720200571
>>720200395
I mean you're right since they're fictional characters.
One can imagine though.
Anonymous No.720200651 >>720201450
>>720200395

"NOOOO YOU CANT [headcanon] FICTIONAL HUMANOID SPECIES"
Anonymous No.720200771 >>720201021
These girls are so silly.
Anonymous No.720201021 >>720201450
>>720200771
>tfw will never be the meat in a Callie, Marie, and Captain sandwich
Anonymous No.720201332 >>720201497
I want to be trapped between two colossal squid/octo gals filled to the brink and ready to go SPLAT.
Anonymous No.720201384 >>720201450 >>720201476 >>720201564 >>720201685 >>720202943
>>720199720
>>720199942

>AGREED
Anonymous No.720201450
>>720200651
>>720201021
>>720201384
Dirty brown spic hands typed this
Anonymous No.720201476
>>720201384

>Octolings are built for human men blowjobs

agreed.
Anonymous No.720201497 >>720202353
>>720201332
I'm gonna splat
Anonymous No.720201562 >>720201762 >>720201824
Anonymous No.720201564
BVILT FOR FACIALS
>>720201384
Anonymous No.720201685
>>720201384
sauce ?
Anonymous No.720201762
>>720201562

Too thin
Anonymous No.720201824
>>720201562
I need to cum on her tummy
Anonymous No.720201867
>>720192316 (OP)
Made for BWC
Anonymous No.720202134 >>720202943
>>720199168
>Do they give good head ?
Probably not. That weirdly elongated lower fang seems like it would scrape along the bottom of your penis whenever you were receiving.
Anonymous No.720202140
post more
Anonymous No.720202212
>>720192316 (OP)
Made for BWC
Anonymous No.720202353 >>720202385
>>720201497
Based
Imagine giant, sweaty, slippery octo bellies and breasts ready to erupt in a Krakatoa of ink, their owners burbling and veemoing with pleasure, about to go up in a tsunami
Anonymous No.720202385 >>720203106
>>720202353
hopefully I get to explode first
Anonymous No.720202467 >>720202790
On an important topic, what exactly happened with lesdias?
Anonymous No.720202682
>>720192491
imagine the bullshit edmund would put into isaac after 20 000 years
Anonymous No.720202790
>>720202467

the feds caught after posting the 100th marlene wallace sfm.
Anonymous No.720202943
>>720202134
explain >>720201384 to me
Anonymous No.720203106 >>720203346
>>720202385
There is something to be said for the idea of cumming all over the taut, overloaded bodies of these octo tankers that have been enveloping you between them, of splatting on them just before they finally explode.
Anonymous No.720203246 >>720203394 >>720203507
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757129607756434.webm
Anonymous No.720203346
>>720203106
I'd like that a lot anon
Anonymous No.720203381 >>720204234
>>720199146
She covers the whole map with ink upon impact
Anonymous No.720203394
>>720203246
lmao nice game anon
Anonymous No.720203507 >>720204564
>octoling = me
>taco= lewd pictures of cephalopod women
>>720203246
Holy shit, nice run.
God I wish I could play PvP games without getting embarrassing levels of mad at my own failures
Anonymous No.720203552 >>720203670 >>720203846
aren't they like 2ft tall? a human could probably just pick them up from the ground and walk away.
Anonymous No.720203670
>>720203552
>The inklings and octolings are free. You can just take them. I have 57 at home.
Anonymous No.720203846 >>720204614
>>720203552

according to>>720199720 and >>720199764

They're 4-5ft and made up of 99 percent water, a human with a decent size penis could pin an octo/inkling down possibly to the point of belly bulging and they'll become living cumsacks.
Anonymous No.720204053
that's in theory tho
Anonymous No.720204234 >>720204301
>>720203381
ink tsunami
Anonymous No.720204301 >>720205019
>>720204234
Global ink flooding
Anonymous No.720204564 >>720205126 >>720205406
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757419185892966.webm

>>720203507
>Holy shit, nice run.
>God I wish I could play PvP games without getting embarrassing levels of mad at my own failures
I'm always calm because I've accepted it's just a game. Some people will be better than me. I can play more to get better.
Anonymous No.720204614 >>720204772
>>720203846

Inklings are made up of ink not water,as for the rest, well, yeah it is possible to give octolings stomach bulge. So technically filling them would turn their liquid into cum.
Anonymous No.720204772 >>720204957 >>720205360 >>720205481
>>720204614
>coom brained woomy


kek
Anonymous No.720204957 >>720204990
>>720204772
A coomy, if you will.
Anonymous No.720204990 >>720205456
>>720204957
I'm gonna coomy the tit woomy
Anonymous No.720205019 >>720205213
>>720204301
>mfw boarding my plane loaded with ink-swollen octos and squids ready to drop and cause the ink chain reaction that will (re-)flood the planet
Anonymous No.720205054
>>720192369
Humans win again. Now no one can be mad at you for going through multiple girls.
Anonymous No.720205126
>>720204564
>the charger helplessly tapping as you go right past
beautiful
Anonymous No.720205209
Do they poop? This is a serious question by the way.
Anonymous No.720205213 >>720205719
>>720205019
Just as planned.
Anonymous No.720205360
>>720204772
the jizzling...
Anonymous No.720205406
>>720204564
That's the right idea to have. Sometimes I can pull it off but it's hard in the moment if you're getting fucked not to emotionally react.
Anonymous No.720205456 >>720205517
>>720204990
You've gone mad.
Anonymous No.720205481
>>720204772

Woomy bros...
Anonymous No.720205517
>>720205456
she's gonna get covered in my ink
Anonymous No.720205617
>>720192562
it’s just blackedfags forcing terminology like that
Anonymous No.720205630 >>720205878 >>720205908 >>720205990
Post Frye
Anonymous No.720205649 >>720205695
Anonymous No.720205687
Anonymous No.720205695
>>720205649
I'm imaging the look of disdain when I ink all over her butt
Anonymous No.720205719 >>720205861
>>720205213
Just imagine being caught up in a worldwide chain reaction of horny squids and octos all swelling with ink until they erupt
Anonymous No.720205728
Anonymous No.720205861
>>720205719
Cataclysmically horny squid/octosplosion orgy
Anonymous No.720205878
>>720205630
Okay
Anonymous No.720205883
>>720192316 (OP)
Squats.
Anonymous No.720205908 >>720206380
>>720205630
ugly octo jeet
Anonymous No.720205937
Anonymous No.720205990
>>720205630
Filling Frye with cum
Anonymous No.720206209 >>720206380
Frye is fugly
Anonymous No.720206303 >>720206706 >>720206749 >>720206923 >>720207071
Anonymous No.720206380
>>720205908
>octo
secondary tard
>>720206209
shit taste
Anonymous No.720206624 >>720207510 >>720207709 >>720208098
>>720199720

>inklings and octoling would do great at sucking human dick.


You tell me.
Anonymous No.720206706 >>720206923 >>720207071
>>720206303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVXzZ760XA8
Anonymous No.720206749
>>720206303
my third nut this day
Anonymous No.720206852
frye...
Anonymous No.720206861 >>720207110
>>720194889
>>720197141
>>720197267
>>720197308
I'm sick and tired of being constantly horny and wanting to goon on the daily... yet I'm tired but not tired at the same time. Make.sense?
Anonymous No.720206923 >>720207071
>>720206303
>>720206706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeo6tJgmiX0
Anonymous No.720206961 >>720207050 >>720207237
Frye canonically doesn't wear panties btw
Anonymous No.720207050 >>720207230
>>720206961
>Frye canonically doesn't wear panties btw
Can you provide canonical source that supports this statement?
Anonymous No.720207071 >>720207198
>>720206303
>>720206923
>>720206706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC593w_Uoo4&list=RDmC593w_Uoo4&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Maaaaaaugh
MINUS 8 PLS COME BACK.

Minus 8 pls come back
Anonymous No.720207110
>>720206861
Schrodinger's Exhaustion, kek.
Anonymous No.720207145
Anonymous No.720207180 >>720208616
>>720192491
has he even recently played issac?
Anonymous No.720207198
>>720207071
>Minus 8 pls come back
>anon doesnt know
Anonymous No.720207230
>>720207050
my dick
Anonymous No.720207237
>>720206961
Nobody does
Anonymous No.720207314 >>720207964
Anonymous No.720207349
>>720192316 (OP)
Because they're fatasses, duh
Anonymous No.720207432 >>720207964
Anonymous No.720207510
>>720206624
octoling in tears after swallowing my throbbing 5 incher.
Anonymous No.720207709
>>720206624
nothing more mesmerizing than seeing octogirl with mascara tears after sucking a human dry.

There's something about their eyes that make the experience 10 times better.
Anonymous No.720207812
Anonymous No.720207964
>>720207314
>>720207432
SSSSEEEEXXXXXXX
Anonymous No.720208012 >>720208204 >>720208579 >>720208761 >>720211056
Canonically, Callie is into hypnosis sex with DJ Octavio
Anonymous No.720208098
>>720206624
full?
Anonymous No.720208204 >>720208310 >>720208761 >>720208951 >>720211056
>>720208012


lmfao he even gave her the "built for octarian cock" tattoo.

you just know.
Anonymous No.720208308
Anonymous No.720208310 >>720208761
>>720208204

The queen spade for real octaryan bvlls.

built for BOC.
Anonymous No.720208579 >>720208761
>>720208012
is this supposed to symbolize the queen of spades for octarians ?

Are octarians their version of bbc ?
Anonymous No.720208616
>>720207180
no, it's been years
he only plays new roguelike slop and daily webgames
Anonymous No.720208761 >>720208951 >>720209527
>>720208310
>>720208579
>>720208204
>>720208012
mental illness
Anonymous No.720208817 >>720208891 >>720208895
Since inkling are boneless can one fit itself completely up your asshole?
Anonymous No.720208820
Sex big squids
Anonymous No.720208891
>>720208817
probably?
depends
Anonymous No.720208895
>>720208817
if you spray paint your asshole yes
Anonymous No.720208951 >>720210774 >>720211056
>>720208204
Her having a pink thong riding up is just the cherry on top. Isn't this game targeted towards children? Why is it so sexualized?!
>>720208761
It's just an observation.
Anonymous No.720209002
>>720192316 (OP)
They're teenage but I don't think the proportions of a 14 year old inkling are any different to those of what we consider adult age
Anonymous No.720209030 >>720209527 >>720211543
Keep in mind Callie according to Side Order "is very friendly with the octarians" still, and is seen mingling with them in the 10th year anniversary art.
Anonymous No.720209090
>>720192316 (OP)
That is a child spat
Anonymous No.720209218
>>720192316 (OP)
Because japs are all pedos this is literally a game about tentacle children with waving hips squirting colourful goo at each other
Anonymous No.720209527
>>720208761
inkling cuck spotted.

keep crying your inkling girls dont want you
>>720209030
Octo bulls keeps winning
Anonymous No.720210774 >>720211056
>>720208951
>it's just an observation
Anonymous No.720211056 >>720211220 >>720211543 >>720211585 >>720213351 >>720213575
>>>720210774 >>720208951 >>720208012 >>720208204
I guess race play and fetishization is somewhat a canon thing in splatoon universe.

Now taking in consideration that the only mainstream human culture that survived in inkopolis is nigger culture, pop music, hip rop and rap and also rock n roll , their dresses might've also influenced the whole fetishization towards octolings, which would be their whole bbc/bwc cuck fetish.

The tattoo of callie is an exemple, its a tattoo symbolizing octarian supremacy, meaning not only it is an octopus, the octopus is also claiming callie who is an inkling; their rival/enemy specie.The pressence of the pink which is also the color code for prostitution, the neon glasses with pink heart rate, the pink thong next to the pink octopus tattoo, her octo beret and overall slutty outfits gives it the spotlight.

Isn't it crazy that Splatoon developpers managed to let that slick reference slide in a kids game,
perhaps a psyop? maybe im digging a bit too deep.

But hey that's just a theory.
Anonymous No.720211108
Because Furukawa is based as fuck.
Anonymous No.720211220
>>720211056

>inked.com

kek
Anonymous No.720211543
>>720211056


that's why >>720209030.
Anonymous No.720211585 >>720211829 >>720212113
>>720211056
Would this mean octolings have an inkling fetish as the inverse? Probably born from the discrimination and defeat they faced from them?
Anonymous No.720211829 >>720212214 >>720212220
>>720211585
Never ask an octoling supremacist what they fantasize about doing for Inkling boys
Anonymous No.720212113 >>720212214 >>720212214
>>720211585
anon here.

Yes of course they would be buck broken octolings who developped supremacy fetishes and wants to be bucked by inklings.

And given that they're cannonically matriarchal and gynocentric AND that octoling boys dresses up exactly like gay thugs irl i wouldn't be surprised that there might be mighty peculiar octobucks going around.
Anonymous No.720212197
Octolings and inklings are all made for human men.
Anonymous No.720212214
>>720212113
>>720211829
>>720212113

2/2 with gynocentrism comes longhousing, you know what happens next, octolings are the real chuds of the splatoon universe.
Anonymous No.720212220 >>720212809
>>720211829
Based and high T-pilled
Anonymous No.720212473
Random S3 dlc artbook page
Anonymous No.720212641 >>720212952 >>720213152
I kinda wish nintendo could drop some hints on how inkling reproduction actually works.
Are all inklings orphans because like real octopus they die shortly after laying eggs?

Although its possible for an octopus to survive. In an advanced society they arent going to starve themselves.

Do they lay eggs?

The squid sisters are actually cousins. So they have some kind of family tree.

Octotroopers are a clone like slave race made from a tentacle cut off.

Jellyfish are a hive mind.

The world is so goddamn cool it makes me want a infinity engine crpg just to explore the sci-fi.
Anonymous No.720212809 >>720212962 >>720213185
>>720212220
Anonymous No.720212885 >>720212962 >>720213185
Anonymous No.720212952
>>720212641
>Are all inklings orphans because like real octopus they die shortly after laying eggs?

Captain cuddlefish survived the breeding, so that alone was a hint that they do in fact survive. Maybe their parents died from smth else.

>The world is so goddamn cool it makes me want a infinity engine crpg just to explore the sci-fi.

In the future we could actualle feel and breath inside of inkopolis with real vr headset. atleast i hope.
Anonymous No.720212962
>>720212809
>>720212885
Anonymous No.720213152
>>720212641
>how inkling reproduction actually works
Harvesting human semen, obviously.
How else would you explain their humanoid appearance?
Anonymous No.720213185
>>720212809
>grater squid
>>720212885
>takotsobu jerking
Anonymous No.720213205
Shiver sexooooOOOOOO
Anonymous No.720213351 >>720213516
>>720211056
>only mainstream human culture that survived in inkopolis is nigger culture
Did it?
>Both Inklings and Octolings know how to aim
>Crime is next to none
>Society doesn't look down on slavery, if fact it embrasses it
>Nobody gets free stuff from the goverment outise your first salmonoid slave
>Most popular duo by far is cleary inspired by J pop
>Most of the architecture is cleary based on Japan instead of mud hutts
Anonymous No.720213371
children octopi
Anonymous No.720213448 >>720213528
>>720192316 (OP)
>>720192338
>>720192824
In what world are these "fat asses"?
Anonymous No.720213516
>>720213351
same anon you replied here.


Yeah i also agree.
Anonymous No.720213528 >>720213629
>>720213448
>found the amerimutt
Anonymous No.720213575 >>720213790
>>720211056
>The pressence of the pink which is also the color code for prostitution,
anon that's just Callie's color
unless you are claiming she is a prostitute
Anonymous No.720213629 >>720213816
>>720213528
Implying only Americans like actually huge asses instead of twigs? Not sure what you're going for here.
Anonymous No.720213790
>>720213575
Her original outfit might be an exeption .

but when she gets controlled by DJ octavian the colors are oddly placed.
Anonymous No.720213816 >>720213968
>>720213629
>he doesnt realise only mutts think big butts are "twigs" because only mutts live with 24/7 obesity and niggers.
Anonymous No.720213835
I will post this creature in every Splacoom thread and force you to look at her.
Anonymous No.720213885
Ink?
Anonymous No.720213917
Anonymous No.720213968 >>720214046
>>720213816
Hey man, I'll give black people one thing, they know how to grow a might fine ass. If only white women could learn from them. You really ok with them beating white women like that?
Anonymous No.720213992
Anonymous No.720214046 >>720214123
>>720213968
>that dialogue
>defending black aesthetics (obesity)
Anonymous No.720214079
For me, it's Greyimpaction's Charlie.
Anonymous No.720214123 >>720214253
>>720214046
Alright my dude, stay mad. Guess whites can't be good at everything.
Anonymous No.720214249
Anonymous No.720214253 >>720214342
>>720214123
you are both black, and retarded.
Anonymous No.720214291
>tfw you are invisible and can stealthily watch him ink his splatzone
Anonymous No.720214320
Anonymous No.720214342 >>720214593
>>720214253
Facts don't really care about your feelings. Wake me up when white women have the superior ass.
Anonymous No.720214398
Anonymous No.720214480
Anonymous No.720214593
>>720214342
>Facts don't really care about your feelings. Wake me up when white women have the superior ass.
Anonymous No.720214616
Anonymous No.720214632
>>720192491