Thread 720274554

Sony, make Ape Escape 4 now!

>>720274554 (OP)
That's a child

>>720274659
so?

>>720274554 (OP)
I don't remember this from the game

>>720274659
Can we cut the bullshit and finally admit that children are extremely sexy?
I am tired of pretending and kids are tired of not getting an adult pedo cock pulsating its seed in every single one of their child holes.

>>720274857
Based

>>720274857
Humans are a very paedomorphic species. Even wanting to fuck a short octogenarian is still somewhat paedophilic.
Only furries and other degenerates really deviate from this kind of behavior by fetishizing species and objects (such as airplanes) that aren't so strongly paedomorphic.

For me it's LB18

>>720275384
There's a theory that humans evolved by selecting for neotenous phenotypes. We're biologically wired to chase juvenile traits.

>>720274659
A child of what?

>>720274554 (OP)
would be the perfect time because we're having two 3d platformer goty in a row.

>>720276668
What games?

>>720277075
astro bot & donkey kong bananza

>>720274857
you would say toddlercons are sick in the head. Its all a matter of perspective.
but I think most guys deep down know that teens are sexy, that's the entire point of puberty.

>>720274857
Nope

Sayaka!

>>720274857
is this legal to read in the UK?

>>720274857
If fucking children wasn't illegal nor stigmatized, I wonder how many people would do it.
Feels like at least >20% would have sex with someone below the age of 14 given the opportunity.

>>720274659
on a scale of ten!

Just post the catbox

>>720274554 (OP)
okay but seriously, why is she so hot

>>720277541
I wonder how many kids would do it, especially young boys.
I know I would have absolutely wanted to have my way with any woman when I was a budding boy.
I was unfortunate enough to have never been "molested" by a sexy teacher or babysitter and now here I am, an actual 40 year old virgin.

>>720279693
She's 9

>>720274659
Kill yourself falseflagger carlo from onrism

>>720274857
FBI OPEN UP

>>720274659
out of 10

>>720281149
yep, that'll do it, thanks anon!

>>720277541
I think we just need to look at indigenous tribes in Africa, South America and Australia and see what they perfer

>>720274554 (OP)
I wanna be her monkey

>>720277127
>donkey kong bananza
Another game with monkeys and a cute little girl

>>720274857
yeah

If this thread gets deleted and not onirism then its safe to say that they are shills and rigged

>>720274857
>>720277541
Go to Instagram and you'll see just how many people openly want to have sex with children.

>>720283830
>>720274857
>>720274659
>>720275384
Kill yourself off topic falseflagging normalnigger sex having shitposter kikes

>>720274554 (OP)
What does the image have to do with apes or escapes?

>>720274659
Yes. Yes, it is.

16 is not a child.

>>720277508
Maybe not, but the whole thread is illegal in Texas that's for sure

>>720274659
Yes and?

Kill all pedophiles.

jii-san escape

>>720274554 (OP)
Friendly reminder that with the money spent on Concord, we could have had a dozen Ape Escape games.
Two dozen. Possibly three.

>>720284541
>we could have had three dozen sayakas
GOOOOOOOOODS

>>720284541
Like it's not even "we could've made x amount of y games" but the fact Sony(and snoys) insisted that "Japan Studio was losing money"
Even if Japan Studio would've been losing 10 million dollars EVERY YEAR, it would've been much more profitable than Concord being a thing.
Like seriously think about that.
If Japan Studio devs made games that didn't make ANY money, it would have been better than Concord.

Why were apes escaping an international incident?

>>720284743
But Japan Studio existing and not doing anything doesn't solve the core problem, of not making any Ape Escape games.
Them making Ape Escape out of the flayed remains of Concord's inception, means there's more Ape Escape.

>>720284475
Kys onirismnigger

>>720284382
And shes not even that and its hot

>>720284382
No one disputes that apart for underage newfaggot retards who don't even know that's the legal age in most US states, EU countries and the UK.

Going ape on Sayaka and Aki

>>720285074
I hate that the main reason 16 isn't very socially accepted in the west is because commiefornia happens to be one of the few where it's 18.

>>720286003
Is this an ape?
We mustn't let it escape

>>720285074
16 is the legal age in the UK

hypothetically, what would my gf think if I subtly showed intention that I wanna fuck her 10yo sister? she sends her sister away whenever she want to "chill" with me. I've been thinking of preventing her sister from leaving and flirt with them both. would she let me fuck her sister if she gets horny enough? her sister liked me. gf has great relationship with her sister too.

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>>720274554 (OP)
>Ape Escape 4 comes out
>Sayaka also comes back
>but it's been 20+ years since 3, so she's a 30-year old hag
How's that for a monkey paw?

>>720286084
The reason 16 isn't socially acceptable is because the legal age to be in pornography is 18, with anything under being seen as CSAM. If you're an adult and are having a relationship with someone under 18, the porn-addicted society sees you as someone engaging with a child, even if they can legally consent.

>>720287319
they wouldn't do that

Video games

>>720287759
gotta love 'em

is ape escape 1 worth playing?

>>720288305
its the best one.

>>720274659
in a skimpy fetishwear, yes.
I love children in adult (yet childsized) clothing.

>>720287330
Some places actually allow underage pornography under very specific circumstances.
You can for example legally create and exchange sex tapes with a 14 year old girl in Germany, so long as it's not made public.
This exception is explicitly described in the law.

Trannies are getting vocal today aren't they?

>>720274857
>glowing this hard

>>720288771
Memory reboot starts playing

>>720288369
but no Sayaka

Fucking falseflagger discord thread ruimer anti loli carol niggers

>>720289232
Once someone decompiles AE1 like they did with Mario 64, then you can have Sayaka/Yumi.

>>720274857
I kneel, King.

>>720274857
Finally, the right time to use this image.

>>720289248
I like that you got tired of seething so incredibly hard in the CarolGOD thread (500 posts btw) that you gave up and decided to just shit up your own thread instead. The state of japlolifags.

>>720289971
Nah, we don't need that. We just need to get the best parts of all the different versions of AE1 (PSP one included) together into one package.

why is /v/ suddenly filled with pedophiles?

>>720290852
The president is a pedofile. So they feel emboldened. Kill all pedos.

>>720274857
Lolis*

>>720290903
but the last president was also a pedo

>>720291058
the absolute madman.

>>720277508
If you're a towelhead in the uk you're legally allowed to diddle kids and the cops wont do shit.

>>720291058
STRONG AND POWERFUL!

>MIGA