Stop Raping Video Games!
Hereβs your βremasterβ, broβ¦
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:40:03 PM
No.720285482
The 4K tucked at the edge really elevates the joke
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:50:43 PM
No.720285917
>>720282415 (OP)
proof that video games are consumerist slop, not art.
>>720282415 (OP)
>original remains intact
I don't see the problem with extra versions
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 12:56:13 PM
No.720286136
>>720286413
>>720286083
It encourages laziness and scummy exploitation of retards that'll buy trash because they're told to.
>>720286083
because a younger audience sees the remaster and thinks the original was just as bad.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:03:51 PM
No.720286413
>>720286136
personal accountability, the devs are not children and can choose to do the right thing(i know they wont but thats not my fault)
>>720286164
normal opinion to hold on 20 year old games
god knows i wasn't impressed with 70's-80's tech growing up
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:15:46 PM
No.720286841
>>720286949
>>720286083
Disingenuous thought process when the intention with remakes and remasters isn't for them to live alongside the older version but rather to replace it entirely. The older versions are never made available in the same manner, they're never offered ports to new consoles, they're abandoned with emulation or PC gaming as the only choices to experience the intended adventure and not the downgraded, artless slop.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:18:46 PM
No.720286949
>>720287551
>>720288029
>>720286841
>the intention with remakes and remasters isn't for them to live alongside the older version but rather to replace it entirely.
see i'd agree with you if it was delisted or kneecapped with a patch but it's just sitting there same as ever, if you convince lil zoomie that the original was better they can go buy that if they want
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:23:27 PM
No.720287152
You dont need to play a remake
>>720286083
the STALKER trilogy got remastered (censored and made worse in every regard) and had the originals taken off of every store
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:30:41 PM
No.720287461
>>720287341
well then that's not an extra version but a substitution innit?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:32:12 PM
No.720287551
>>720287660
>>720286949
Can lil' zoomies play the original Demon's Souls or MGS3 or Dead Space in their PS5s? Are they made available, or are the demakes forced on them?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:34:24 PM
No.720287660
>>720287896
>>720287551
>forced
>no gamedev no please dont make me play video games
hyperbole.
but to actually answer your question i dont know because the last playstation i had was 2
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:37:12 PM
No.720287778
>>720289347
>>720292256
>>720282415 (OP)
How was removing the lushness of Cyrodiil in the remaster seen as acceptable to anyone?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:39:42 PM
No.720287896
>>720288029
>>720287660
If the only way to experience a 20yo classic is via a shiny new reheated mess because the powers that be go out of their way to make sure the older, cheaper, more artistically consistent versions aren't readily available then yeah I'd say that's forcing people down the road they want them to go. Thus the whole "just play the original" not working, when people that play on PC and on top of that emulate videogames are in the minority relative to the issue.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:43:09 PM
No.720288029
>>720288567
>>720287896
>>720286949 see more broadly speaking i'm not even arguing with you but i'm operating under the assumption this thread was mainly discussing the oblivion remaster which while objectively the worse version in several regards in no material way detracts from the original
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:44:11 PM
No.720288076
ayo unc
get those wack ass ps2 grafics out my face
we on that Unreal Engine 5 rizz
shit is goated sause on Ohio on god fr? nocap
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:44:31 PM
No.720288090
>>720282415 (OP)
>THIS GAME I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT HAVE TO BUY IS RUINING VIDEO GAMES WTF NOOOOOOOOOO
Just don't buy it you fucking sperg.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:54:52 PM
No.720288567
>>720288851
>>720288942
>>720288029
Surely the whole of the artstyle being changed impacts how the game comes across? In the same way that PS5 Demon's Souls plays just the same as the PS3 version does, but both its artstyle and soundtrack are a 180 from the intended experience. Cyrodiil and it's characters simply don't look or feel the way they were intended to look and feel by the original developers and artists, for better or for worse hint: for worse
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 1:58:26 PM
No.720288745
>>720292728
>>720286164
The remaster plays exactly like the original though
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:01:01 PM
No.720288851
>>720289673
>>720289937
>>720288567
>Cyrodiil and it's characters simply don't look or feel the way they were intended to look and feel by the original developers and artists, for better or for worse
Have the original artists made this comment. If not then your statement is irrelevant
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:03:07 PM
No.720288942
>>720289673
>>720288567
,> characters simply don't look or feel the way they were intended to look and feel
Bro oblivion characters look like dogshit, we've known they've been dogshit for ages because of the shitty tech Bethesda used for faves at the time. Even Bethesda devs admit THOSE CHARACTERS IN THE ORIGINAL OBLIVION LOOK LIKE SHIT.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:03:08 PM
No.720288948
If the company is making this shit, they are already set in their ways to make lazy shit.
Slapping them in the hand and going "no not that" will not change the fact they are out to cut corners and milk things, not make videogames, so what do I care?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:06:31 PM
No.720289084
>>720282415 (OP)
Oblivion is extremely overrated anyway. Finished the original a few weeks ago, the game was very repetitive and boring. Quests were alright but it absolutely doesn't make up for the rest.
After finishing Morrowind and Oblivion recently I can safely say that Skyrim is the better game overall out of the three games.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:12:12 PM
No.720289347
>>720287778
Making everything look like brown smoggy shit is realistic, don't you know? The developers in Delhi took a look outside and just replicated what they saw.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:19:15 PM
No.720289673
>>720292953
>>720288851
I have a functional pair of eyeballs for one. Will you say PS5 Demon's Souls looks and feels like FromSoft's Demon's Souls, yes or no?
>>720288942
>can't even greentext properly
Figures
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:24:44 PM
No.720289937
>>720288851
>Have the original artists made this comment. If not then your statement is irrelevant
peak sheep mentality, that's how you cannot pretend to be doing anything other than baiting
>>720286475
>Remake devs do not understand what a "nut" is and model the nuts from the original as smaller donuts
>Original devs do not understand where the phrase "tough nut" comes from and model in the counterpart to a bolt
Really, this is literacy failure all the way down
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:35:47 PM
No.720290481
>>720291657
>>720286083
Extra versions prevent the original version from getting updated to be playable on modern hardware
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:42:11 PM
No.720290839
>>720295008
>Oblivion Remake
There's a great video from a guy who is actually an artist and fan of the game that completely nukes the aesthetic choices of the remake, pointing out clear examples of AI upscaling being used, entire models being changed to suit le moderne audense, clear downgrades in things like foliage density, character animation, facial features, texture detail(!), and an apparently unmastered HDR implementation (i.e. the devs just stretched gamut and luminosity without any direction at all).
I've never played Oblivion and probably never will but he makes a lot of compelling points. The leveing system is apparently better in the remake.
The more puzzling thing about it is that YouTube keeps removing the video. Like, even if I believe YouTube is politically-driven and self-interested, what's the rationale for that?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:56:41 PM
No.720291657
>>720290481
No it doesn't that is a decision by the developers.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 2:59:45 PM
No.720291818
>>720295358
>>720290251
anon the second one is a pun, are you so sheltered you've never seen a business with a punny name?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:01:47 PM
No.720291934
>>720287341
You supposedly get the originals added when you buy the remaster
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:03:28 PM
No.720292030
>>720282415 (OP)
The most baffling thing about oblivion remaster was how everyone kept saying it was the most beautiful game ever
it looks like demon soils on the ps3
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:07:42 PM
No.720292256
>>720287778
The original Oblivion utterly fucked the setting to begin with. Cyrodiil is meant to be a jungle, but Todd decided to LotR it up. No matter what version of Oblivion you play it's a fuck up.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:12:03 PM
No.720292482
>>720290251
It was AI upscaled by pajeets
Not a single thought was put in besides "please do the needful and smooth the models AI saar"
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:16:09 PM
No.720292728
>>720288745
Fuck no. The remaster is so much better to play this thread is actually completely wrong.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:19:49 PM
No.720292953
>>720294654
>>720289673
>nublivions npcs look fucking ugly and retarded just like the original npcs
why is this bad? i do agree with the desaturated colors of the nature though
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:23:47 PM
No.720293191
>>720293262
>>720282415 (OP)
left is skyblivion, retard
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:24:45 PM
No.720293262
>>720293191
No, it's not. Also Skyblivion is DoA, lol.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:30:49 PM
No.720293613
>>720293323
it got a barely noticeable "enhanced edition" that gives you some higher res textures and shit. still buggy as fuck and they censored a lot of soviet shit + russian language. they have started adding it back though after the negative feedback. ive only had time to play a couple of hours of it but it still has retarded bugs for me like not being able to adjust volume on pc while in game and alt tabbing breaking the game, etc.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:32:54 PM
No.720293747
>>720293323
yes, they added FSR and now the whole game is blurry as shit
https://youtu.be/uSRg4bbHGTQ?si=YO0phynwX0f7dUXP&t=273
and you got butthurt ukie censorship like removing Russian language and soviet era symbols from the game
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:34:32 PM
No.720293845
20 years for a re-release of Oblivion and all they did was improve the graphics.
Didn't fix the AI, didn't fix the magic, didn't enhance the combat, didn't add new dialogue or new quests or new items. Just the same shitty old game from 2006 but with a fresh coat of paint.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:47:52 PM
No.720294654
>>720295118
>>720292953
imo they look worse overall. the originals were mostly goofy and retarded, these are demonic nightmares.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:53:23 PM
No.720295008
>>720290839
Youtube moderation is a bunch of jeets. Maybe you pissed them off.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:55:21 PM
No.720295118
>>720294654
idk man there were some scary looking demons in the original too. the new ones just look extra scary because of their bump mapped skin and higher level of detail
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 3:59:13 PM
No.720295358
>>720297481
>>720291818
>>720293274
What's the joke? Does the donut shop business have something to do with mechanics? Wouldn't a pun on nuts (the fruit) make more sense for a donut shop??
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:01:51 PM
No.720295504
>>720287341
These people would remaster War and Peace if they could get their hands on every physical copy.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:33:35 PM
No.720297496
>>720286475
Stupid fucking indians had never seen a hex nut before, that's the real reason why this happened.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 4:48:20 PM
No.720298469
>>720290251
More like (you) have illiteracy you can't tell what a pun is, ESL
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:03:57 PM
No.720299509
>>720286083
>>original remains intact
>Metro 2033
>Metro: Last Light
>DARK SOULS: Prepare To Die Edition
>Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas/ Vice city/III
In most cases this is in fact, not true.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:09:10 PM
No.720299852
>>720286164
Most people are retards, yes. The remake won't affect that.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:11:32 PM
No.720300005
>>720286164
Current GTA DE trilogy has more working functions than old PC ports. I bet Oblivion remaster is more functional than retail og Oblivion. You need modpacks to make these functional.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:13:23 PM
No.720300148
>>720282415 (OP)
Are we supposed to pretend the left looks worse?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:19:59 PM
No.720300598
>>720301952
>>720286083
That money could have been given to actually talented devs to make a new game
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:22:29 PM
No.720300792
>>720286164
>and thinks the original was just as bad
No one thinks this since most agree the remaster is better.
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:36:21 PM
No.720301762
The remaster is so fucking ugly and runs like shit i don't know why the fuck are people praising it, you guys didn't even play it. Did asmongold tell you it was good?
Anonymous
9/10/2025, 5:39:23 PM
No.720301952
>>720300598
sure but it's their money to spend