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I always thought a Harry Potter closet for gaming would be comfy af but this looks like straight up ass ngl

>>720293302 (OP)
I'm not a step dad. I'm the dad that stepped up!

>>720293302 (OP)
That is not enough room for that man's legs. But that guy looks hella tall.

>>720293302 (OP)
Husband's boyfriend's cum slips through the cracks of the stairs while they fuck on it and lands on the cuck's face while playin vidya

>>720293302 (OP)
Monitors should be more than an arm's length from your eyes, and you should have 2 entrances for air in every room (usually an open door and window).

>>720293302 (OP)
lmao it's a literal cuck cave under the stairs.

>>720293852
he looks comfy tho

>>720293302 (OP)
The more I see this shit the more I question not only the basic WHY, but also all of the design choices and practical side which isn't addressed

What I get least of all is why it's see through. Unless they made primarily for the spectacle when they posted it on social media. Oh wait.

I don't think he reads those books

>>720293302 (OP)
>>720294778
the cuckshed.jpg

>>720293302 (OP)
I can’t think of any character more useless than Neville Longbottom played by the unfamous lying Matthew Lewis. In PDF File Stone, Neville is used 4 times too many. We are introduced to him by Hermione walking inside each cabin to look for the missing frog, but sadly his first mention wasn’t even necessary since Hermione was going into each cabin to tell people to change into their wizard clothes (because is a minor plot hole since it’s the job of the prefect). The second time we see him its in front on Mcgonnal where he find the missing frog, this could have been replaced by simply showing pettergrew jumping away from Ron (which could have been re-used when they find out that she can turn into cat, and/or for 3rd movie foreshadow). Then we see him with the red crystal thing and the flying lesson, this could have been completely replaced by having Draco steal something from Hermione, having Harry do his hero thing and having hermionne throwing a fit about breaking rules, which could have been followed by the scene which Ron mentioned its no wonder she has no friends. Finally we have that pathetic scene in which he tries to stand up to the trio, this could have been completely removed by simply having Dumbledore give more rigged point to the trio.
Chamber of Azkaban : there are only 2 scene, the first one is the herbology class in which he faints (useless comic relief, could have used a random extra). Also, herbology is Neville forte because he is supposed to grow like the plants and the second is him being lifted by Pixles to the chandelier (easily replaced by having the Pixles pick one of Harry Book to the ceiling.

>>720295715
Prisoner of secret : He serves 0 purpose at all, the only scene I remember is Harry stealing his lollypop and Lupus trying to give him confidence in the closet lesson (I guess Lupin and the werewolf reference and the closet got something with the both of them being gay)
Order of the Goblet : We see him looking terrified during the unforgiable curse lesson, its supposed to give us background to a uselss character. The other scene is him giving the ginnyweed to Harry Potter (which was supposed to be Toby), I bet Lewis manager paid good money to have them replaced Toby with Neville, and then we get that uselss comic relief “I KILLED HARRY POTTER”. Useless and also stole us a Toby scene.
Fire of the Pheonix : Now this is the worst, we see him too much. First there is the hospital scene that was deleted, that could have been completely replaced by simply having Alice Longbottom giving the wrapper to Harry, and having Molly explained that she was an auror that fought Voldemort, at this point Harry realise the danger of fighting dead eaters (see no need for Neville, no one cares for him). Then we have all those dumble army scene which he could simply not be in. and then he goes to the mystery department and fight dead eater (harry didn’t want him to come, just like I didn’t want him to be in the movie.

>>720295781
Half Blood Prince : unless to be a stupid comic relief by serving during slughorn party, he has 0 purpose. In the book harry think he saw him dead (if only)
Deathly Hollow : stole all the parts of Dean, Dean Thomas was supposed to lead Dumbledore army, that’s why he got arrested to the Malfoy manor and why Harry meet Dean’s father. Sadly JK Rowling felt it was too much and cut all dean part of the book but there are left over, that’s why Neville glow up never made sense cause he was never supposed to have one. In fact, when Dean was arrested, Neville would take over and the Dumbledore Army would start grumbling until Harry join them back again. Then Dean was supposed to kill the snake.
In the end, Matthew Lewis wasn’t necessary, shouldn’t have been cast and his presence only make the story worst. Hopefuly the tv serie cut his character, or make him fall of the boat and killed by the giant squid in the first episode.

Even ignoring the cuck allegations this just looks miserable

>>720293302 (OP)
>bing
>bing
>wahoo

>>720293302 (OP)
I remember thinking these kind of concepts looked cool when I saw them as a kid back in the 00s.
Like a hidden space- I specifically converted my oversized closet as a kid into a hidden reading room, with a fold up chair and a small side shelf.

>>720293302 (OP)
that looks terrible, why would you want some cuck cave like that?

>>720295413
kek

>move arm
>glass breaks
Great idea.

>>720296434
You wouldn't get it...

>>720296649
no explain why would you want less space?

>>720293302 (OP)
He made that for fun and then later admitted its actually kinda ass to sit in.

>>720293302 (OP)
>Harry Potter closet for gaming
Fecking good idea!

>>720293302 (OP)
oh, it gets better later... TRUST ME

>>720296821
>dude looks tired as fuck of everything
>still keeps up because he loves her or something
>whore fills divorce and gets rid of him taking half of his stuff
not sure if I feel sorry about him or not, everyone deserves better but he's the faggot that got in there in the first place.

>>720294778
Cause’ I’m a Punk Ragnorocker Yes I am

>>720293302 (OP)
That's because when you're a kid, small spaces are cool and mysterious. When you get bigger, the size of the spaces you desire get bigger, too. There's no reason for a grown man to enclose himself under the stairs like a goblin when he has a whole house to himself.

>>720297019
Could also be that he divorced her, but she spun it to look like she was the one filing, when in reality he was the one who wanted out

>>720297019
Yeah the "partner audit" should have been a red flag but you write that off as autism I suppose, you don't expect your 28 year old wife to go full on teenage dyke.

>>720296678
There's lots of ways to enjoy cucking, and there's no evidence this specific scenario overlaps with any real cuckoldry enjoyers, but part of the appeal for those who partake could be being demeaned. That's why you are banished to the humiliating "cuck shed" and not the lavish "cuck mansion" when your wife has sex with the other guy. So if the cuck gaming recliner space under the stairs was actually comfortable that'd probably make it unsuitable for cuck fantasies.

>>720293302 (OP)
I decided to actually watch this youtube video and the guys personality is the worst

>>720297425
I still like that sort of thing but I don't have my computer set up in my walk-in closet either

>>720293302 (OP)
He made that on his wife's request and then later admitted that he now sleeps in there.

>>720293767
The stairs?

>>720296821
White people be weird yo

>>720294778
Why do people call a dude who raped women all over Greece a cuck?

>>720296821
Why are white women incapable of acting mature?
>ZOMG IM GAY THIS IS LIKE A NEW CHAPTER IN MY LIFE

>>720296821
I mean, that first video was already a major red flag.
Even if they were being ironic, it just comes off as super insecure

>>720296821
I feel sad seeing this.
Not for the guy, who got rid of a big problem, but for the woman.
She clearly has some mental issues, perhaps something she could overcome just by recognizing the problems and making a mental effort to avoid them, until she conditions her brain, but she fell for the liberal society's scam, where in reality she doesn't have a problem, she's just... a lesbian!
This shitty society teaches retards to embrace their mental illness.

Note: I saw some intellectuals saying that in normal situations, 50% of humans are selected at birth. But with advances in health care, now all babies are born, so at least half of the people in the world today are here artificially, not naturally. That's why it's common to see so many sick people and so much bizarre behavior.

>>720293302 (OP)
Imagine being so cucked that the only place your wife boss allows you to game is in a closet lol

>>720301392
Cuz Nu God of War has nothing to do with the PS2 games---despite what the California Commie devs claim.

Man caves have always been the prototypical cuck cage. If you retrofitted an entire room of your house to avoid seeing your wife and do all your gay side activities alone in, you were pretty much asking to get cucked

>>720296420
A hidden game room is cool. A hidden game room so small you can't stand up is pathetic

>>720296356
>original pic is dude playing on PC
>lets make a nintendo soijak edit

>>720294778
HE IS A BETTER MAN

>>720303074
deflection is the only thing pc faggots excel in

>>720303074
You can't make fun of nintendo okay????

>>720296821
honestly, you could see the relationship ending from 100 miles away when she made that original weird contract thing.

i hope the guy finds a girl who isn't le quirky chungus, and you already know the girl is going to end up a lonely 50 year old wine aunt cat lady with a lifetime of regrets

>>720296821
>Bring such a nonmale your wife not only breaks up with you but becomes a tranny lesbian freak
That must suck balls.

>>720293302 (OP)
>pretty much a car-shaped space
>doesn't do a car seat

I got curious what he had in there and I saw this book which made the memes funnier to me

>>720296434
Because it's made to get views from normies, not for practical purpose.

>>720303956
he also has other books about Christianity and shit, I was expecting him the ebin atheist type of faggot but not sure which one is worse at this point.

>>720293302 (OP)
niggers gonna loot but what does that have to do with the rest of your post?

>>720303956
>>720305009
Most the books are Baptist literature, so it makes sense that he would be a cuck.

>>720303074
>original pic is dude playing on PC
>lets make a nintendo soijak edit

>>720297425
Speak for yourself. My dream apartment is pic related.

>>720303074

PCmutts aren't exactly known for their intelligence, that's why they're PCmutts in the first place.

>>720295413
He needs a bigger beard and doing the point and face

>>720296356
tendies seething lmao. they should make nintendo copyright editing images. nah they should copyright seething kek