Thread 720300739

Well, anons?

Where's the sexy lady who vomits or fucks the horse?

>>720300739 (OP)
Drop the lava on myself killing me instantly so I never have to see another faggot post again.

Iq:420

Why isn’t this a real game?

>>720300927
>he doesn't know.

>>720300739 (OP)
First the one between the treasure and the water Second the one between the lava and the water.

>>720300907
Pussy

>>720300739 (OP)
The only way to win is not to play the game.

>>720300739 (OP)
What's heating that lava? Cuz rock can't stay lava unless there are heat sources to keep it in a liquid state.

>>720300739 (OP)
Ok. In one move I pull out the pin for the lava. In the second move I use two fingers to pull put the pins for the gold and water.

>>720301124
>you are dead.

>>720301207
In-between move I step out of the way of the slowly flowing lava.

>>720300739 (OP)
pull the water pin so the vapor makes the head explode

Why is Google's AI such a retarded malfunctioning shit?

>>720301251
you can't move.

I turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>have to remove 3 pins in 2 moves
I turn 360 and go home

>>720300739 (OP)
360, walk away.

>>720301019
>he likes his treasure soggy

>>720300739 (OP)
Move 1: Turn 360 degrees
Move 2: Walk away

https://arch.b4k.dev/v/post/720298867/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/post/720299542/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/post/720299654/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/post/720300268/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/post/720300936/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/720300923/#720300923
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/post/720277591/

>"YEAAHHHHHH!"
That has lived in my head rent free since I saw the ad.

>>720301372
>He doesn't know

>>720301414
>>720301419

>>720301302
What's the problem here?

>>720301518
>>720301434
Look at the contradiction yourself.

>>720300927
there's a few indie projects that are just collections of these scam ad games but made for real, and generally speaking you don't know about them because they're not fun.

>>720300927
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2348100/YEAH_YOU_WANT_THOSE_GAMES_RIGHT_SO_HERE_YOU_GO_NOW_LETS_SEE_YOU_CLEAR_THEM/

>>720301365
Holy shit I laft so hard

>>720300739 (OP)
my IQ is only 154. how is this possible?

>>720300739 (OP)
>1. Walk away
>2. ???
The only way to win in a con game it's leaving

>>720300739 (OP)
let the lava out to cool and harden, let the gold down, there's enough space there it'll fall or you can fish it out around the middle pin, use the gold to buy whatever sword, magic sword can go fuck itself

>>720301365
Lmao

>>720301365
The version that removed the last panel and the text from the third one it's way better. Japanese can't into humour.

>>720301282
If it somehow didn't, the water would make the lava solidify and clog up the statue

>>720301614
It should be possible. Notice the crack in the forehead. Pull the pin allowing the gold to fall in the water. The lava should heat up the water creating enough steam to rupture the hole.

>>720301302
lava is magma which has come to the surface and magma is the liquid form of igneous rock (which H2O is not)

>>720300739 (OP)
Move 1: crack open the top of the head with a mighty blow
Move 2: take treasure

If you dump the water into lava it becomes rock and blocks the treasure even if you had 2 more moves to pull the other pins anyway.

>>720301758
Why would you remove the last part? It would make tbe comic incomplete.

>>720301827
All you're telling me is that water is a different type of lava from a different type of rock. It's still lava.

>>720301567
There is no contradiction, retard. All ice is rock, but not all rock is ice.

Let out the lava, then cool the lava off with water. Done. What stops you from collecting the rest of the treasure with another action? I’m the smartest

>>720300739 (OP)
Middle, then bottom. I get some obsidian, which is better than nothing.

>>720301567
Are you one of those midwits that thinks .999 = 1?

>>720302072
When you run out of turns the squat retard drops on his knees and starts crying, I've seen it so many times.

Pull the pin on the lava
use long pin as a hammer to smack the forehead and crack it
climb in and loot

1. Let the lava out
2. Tie a rope between the other two pins and pull them both

>>720302157
>hardened the path in the statue
>blocked from the treasure

>>720302157
Once the lava hardens it can't flow out of the mouth.

>>720301951
no, i'm telling you that lava is the liquid form of igneous rock and that ice is not an igneous rock
there is no "other form" of lava, lava is only composed of igneous rock
at most you could refer to 'water' as 'molten ice' for the same reason 'molten steel' is not lava/magma

>>720301830
Move 1: steal all the gold from anon
Move 2: move to California circa 1982 and become a beach bum

>>720300739 (OP)
EVONY
DOWNLOAD NOW

>>720300739 (OP)
take out the first pin
put my gargantuan cock in the hole
scoop out the gold
leave

>>720300739 (OP)
Partially move the pin holding the water, the water gets turned into steam by the lava, pressure builds up with nowhere to go but break the already cracked head, spewing the treasure withing.

>>720301047
wise

I can do it in one move
>remove middle pin, steam pressure causes head to crack open

>>720301868
time honored LOL thread tradition of completely ruining a comic by condensing it

>>720302471
the steam pressure will escape from the hole left by removing the pin

>>720300927
Cause it fucking sucks, retard.

>>720301302
You need to go back.

>>720302531
thats why you shove the pin back in after the water falls into the lava

>actually fucking BEGGING for shit games
You are not a gamer. You are a loser and a fraud.

>>720302650
steam will escape through the path of least resistance, aka the hole you're plugging with the pin, which will shoot out and knock you out

>>720302765
the forces on the pin would be completely lateral and 0% would be going toward the hole so that doesn't make any sense

>>720301365
ok I didn't expect that even though that's the point of the whole thread

>>720300739 (OP)
pull the bottom one to kill the knight because he's competition, then pull the top one to break the middle one with the weight of it and water and grab water because i want to drink

>>720301302
>>720301434
You know why

>>720301365
I don't get it
am I retarded?

>>720300739 (OP)
I bring a laptop and show dark souls 2 gameplay to the head so it will inflate and explode, spilling the gold, water and lava everywhere.

>>720302291
>lava is only composed of igneous rock
What a stupid statement. Go back to school retard.

The lava is cold blooded

I keep pressing TRY but it only makes the toon bigger and smaller

>>720301019
Your treasure is now stuck.

>>720302892
>the forces on the pin would be completely lateral and 0% would be going toward the hole
That's not true. The pin would have to resist the pressure differential between the inside of the head and the outside, with the only forces counteracting this differential being the friction of the pin against the walls and you holding it.

>>720300739 (OP)
the one between water and lava
it causes steam explosion
now the treasure is all over the place and knowing my luck the sword falls on me killing me in the end

I wanna play the one where you move left and right and shoot the weapon upgrades and the army coming towards you. You can get more guys that you shoot with or better weapons. Any way to do that?

>>720303349
no the steam explosion would jam it laterally upwards, good chance it would bend it too making it even less likely to be spat out

>>720302381
>>720301823
Great, now the steam is building up and escaping through the ear holes, making the statue look like a fuming wojak losing an argument.

What now?

>>720300739 (OP)

Stick my giant cock in it's stone mouth

Cum

>>720301609
>doesn't have a game where I can go from a lvl 1 crook to a lvl 50 boss
one job

>>720303546
the hole is not zero tolerance, meaning the super-heated steam would shoot out around the inserted pin through the tiny gap left between the pin and wall, and onto your hands, scalding them.

>>720303089
Do you block ads?
I don't get it either, and I assume it's because I haven't seen whatever scam ad it's parodying. Otherwise yeah, we're both retarded.

>>720301282
This, instant steam explosion blows out the back of the skull, then just pull the pin releasing the treasure.

>>720301365
Don't tell me what?

>>720303896
what?

At this point this guy is such a meme that not taking advantage of that making a real game is retarded.

>>720301365
I don't get this one because I've never seen the ad.

>>720303896
Don't tell me you love me

>>720303968
>>720303896

>>720301365
If you understand this comic that means you're a phoneposting retard who deals with internet ads.

>>720302765
Only if you're a weak soiboi. I simply use my powerful muscles to hold it in place with ease while simultaneously having sexual intercouse with your mother.

>>720303289
>>720303896
>>720303968
Funny posts!

>>720303968
Cheeky bastard

>>720301609
>Duel of Fate starts playing

>>720304124
>he doesn't know about the frank v charles threads

>>720304124
I willingly enter threads that talk about shitty mobile game advertisements. It's a fun time.
>He's still alive

soon i will be able to play this masterpiece

>>720304492
I don't get it. Did one of the devs start posting politics on twitter or something?

What's your favourite vidya collab?

>>720300739 (OP)
Pull the one between the treasure and water and then the lava one. The treasure will flow through the hole.

>>720301609
how did this even happen

>>720304898
is that edited?
Last time was 35

>>720300739 (OP)
Why doesn't the giantess pee in any of them?

>>720305184
2020 was 15 years ago anon

>>720305450
holy shit.

>>720305103
ironic lazy shovelware slop is still lazy shovelware slop