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Anonymous No.720381856 >>720382038 >>720389171
Concord Thread
I miss them/they...
Anonymous No.720382038 >>720383848 >>720390473 >>720392385
>>720381856 (OP)
star wars killa
Anonymous No.720383219
>let’s hire kikes and women, what could go wrong?
Anonymous No.720383483
>don't you heckin DARE blame the retarded devs that designed all of the gay shit in this gayme; they were actually LITCHERALLY under complete duress by the evil publishers and execs for several years to work on characters, gameplay, story, and UI that the devs believed in but definitely didn't actually believe in the whole time they were excited to work on this garbage
Anonymous No.720383486 >>720383795
I unironically want to know about the unreleased/planned weekly cinematics. Think about the cringe kino we were robbed of.
Anonymous No.720383561 >>720383660 >>720397162
Remember Hyenas? This one actually killed Sega of Europe.
Anonymous No.720383660
>>720383561
who could ever forget?
Anonymous No.720383690 >>720383954 >>720388067
The Concord universe is so interesting, but for the sole reason that it seems to be written by teens or something. They don't actually know how the world works, so watching them try to write a galactic empire is entertaining all on itself.
Anonymous No.720383795
>>720383486
Only thing that leaked so far was the upcoming next character.
Anonymous No.720383848 >>720383909
>>720382038
>mfw turned on this
Thankfully, Korean caricature Baz is definitely an actual chick, right guys?
Anonymous No.720383909
>>720383848
>turned on by* this
Anonymous No.720383954 >>720384771 >>720388067 >>720388420 >>720389685
>>720383690
There's a good chance that this shit was at least partially written by AI.
Anonymous No.720383979 >>720384467
Anonymous No.720384084 >>720384424 >>720390074 >>720392432
I like that the Secret Level episode was clearly an ad for whatever future updates they had planned

Behold your new Concord characters
Anonymous No.720384424
>>720384084
kikes love that nigger walmart cashier archetype
Anonymous No.720384467 >>720388120
>>720383979
>t.
Anonymous No.720384771 >>720385307 >>720388067
>>720383954
That's a whole lot of words for a story that can be summed up in two, maybe three sentences. Definitely reads like someone who went to school to write and were constantly told to hit word minimums.

And the corpo says you can work for us or we relocate you? Then why didn't the mom and him just refuse to work and get relocated together? What the fuck is this story even. The corpos aren't even bad here. It's like, you can work or leave. No one's keeping them there.

And what the fuck does any of that have to do with joining the North Star crew and doing freegunner shit?
Anonymous No.720385307
>>720384771
This one is even dumber
>"Let's send in undercover spy robots that blend in with the "sparked" robots!"
>"How do they look like?"
>"Uh, like this? I guess....?"
>*they did not

so much for "Special" Operations...
Anonymous No.720386405 >>720388195 >>720388249 >>720389010 >>720389232
try reading this without getting an aneurysm
Anonymous No.720386682 >>720393447
Don't worry; I'm sure Project Ethos will be super duper successful.
Anonymous No.720388067
>>720383690
>>720383954
>>720384771
I was curious, so I did a quick count: 12 contractors on writing at firewalk. Something like 8 full time employees.
Anonymous No.720388120
>>720384467
KWAM (kek what a man)
Anonymous No.720388195
>>720386405
>The Patch
Wow I bet that took them all fucking day to think of
Anonymous No.720388249
>>720386405
Anonymous No.720388420 >>720388551 >>720389204
>>720383954
>oh, he became a medic because his mom became handicapped and was executed by the mining corp because she's now useless, and he wants to help people to make sure they aren't tossed aside when they're no longer useful
>oh nevermind, his mom's fine and got reassigned and now he's just sad that he's alone
It's like they almost had a thing going but they never followed through.
Anonymous No.720388551 >>720389153
>>720388420
>It's like they almost had a thing going but they never followed through.
..which is a metaphor for concord in general.
Anonymous No.720388757 >>720389054
I remember when valve almost made a concord, I think it was like the second version of citadel/deadlock?
Anonymous No.720389010
>>720386405

It could've been written better but it's fine.
Anonymous No.720389054 >>720389283 >>720389454
>>720388757
Neon prime
Anonymous No.720389153 >>720389326
>>720388551
Even Bazz's story almost had a thing going
>galactic amazon requires male heir
>bazz transitions to female
>"we respect your decision. you are now a woman and can't inherit the empire. them's the rules and you knew it"

The better story:
>galactic amazon requires male heir
>bazz is torn between being who he truly is vs. claiming the inheritance
>decides to transition and tells family that he is no longer eligible to inherit the empire
>"you will never be a woman. you will inherit the empire"
>bazz flees and goes into hiding, joins north star pirates, all while galactic amazon hunts him down to force him to inherit the empire

I feel like any attempt at writing conflict or something spicy clashed with their toxic positivity shit, and hence why all of their stories feel so shit.
Anonymous No.720389171 >>720389303
>>720381856 (OP)
Honestly it's not even fun to make fun about Concord. It's just really sad in a way, and honestly, just baffling. I can't even laugh at this shit anymore, I'm just baffled at it's existence and how out of touch you have to be to spend the GDP of a country several years to make a game that flops this hard. I'm baffled at the fact they spent money on useless shit rather than the actual game itself. Baffled at just how low the playercount was and baffled at how quickly it was COMPLETELY shut down. There has to be some kind of amazing tax lawyer at Sony or something. I'm baffled at just how bad the character designs are. Like in the age of the internet where I can find 100 character artists posting on twitter in 10 minutes like how do you fuck up this badly. It's just baffling.
Anonymous No.720389204
>>720388420
yeah cause this is all writen why people who are mentally children, so mommy dying is a big no-no and too sad, you see
Anonymous No.720389232
>>720386405
if only they had invested as much time in making a good game as they did writing biography nonsense
Anonymous No.720389269
Anonymous No.720389270 >>720389358
What was that cliffy game that also bombed called again
Anonymous No.720389283 >>720389453 >>720389591
>>720389054
>fire sweet baby inc
>redesign
>get peak character design
It's so simple and companies fail every time.
Anonymous No.720389303
>>720389171
They increased the price of the ps5 and are fast tracking to the ps6
Anonymous No.720389326 >>720389487 >>720389761 >>720389780 >>720390138
>>720389153
The whole thing was even dumber:
Anonymous No.720389358 >>720395051 >>720395573
>>720389270
Lawbreakers
Anonymous No.720389453 >>720389621 >>720389714
>>720389283
Amazing how utterly terrible it looked pre rework, it feels parodic
Anonymous No.720389454
>>720389054
That's Scout in blackface, wearing an afro wig, and having an allergic reaction
Anonymous No.720389487
>>720389326
>from the bottom up as humble box cutter. That's where she first developed her knife skills
Ahahahahaha every time man
Anonymous No.720389591
>>720389283
Corpo world really needs to get over the consulting grift
Anonymous No.720389621
>>720389453
>overwatch 0.42
Anonymous No.720389685
>>720383954
>toxic roil
Fuck, people get paid for this?
Anonymous No.720389714
>>720389453
i can at least thank the back to back of concord and spider-man 2 for bringing sbi to the limelight for valve to sweep them under the rug, they did one good thing
Anonymous No.720389761 >>720389825
>>720389326
>"Her" design is literally tranny Thugnificent
>No one on the "diverse" art team caught that
>We get endless Bazz memes as a result and they can do nothing but seethe

Imagine being an artist for this game. I M A G I N E.
Anonymous No.720389780
>>720389326
>this will surely sell our game
Anonymous No.720389806 >>720390014 >>720390048 >>720390375 >>720390494 >>720391906
So rage farming retards are so starved for content they need to keep digging up Concords corpse for no reason?
Good
Anonymous No.720389825 >>720390131 >>720392183
>>720389761
>Imagine being an artist for this game.
Anonymous No.720390014 >>720390141
>>720389806
I'm just waiting for Marathon and Fairgame dollar sign to get cancelled
Anonymous No.720390048
>>720389806
It's a 400 million dollar failure with "Star Wars potential". Why would we let it die after a year?
Anonymous No.720390074
>>720384084
I can't believe we were robbed of playing as quirky gecko, black man, black (wo)man, mr latinx, black lizard
Anonymous No.720390131 >>720392183
>>720389825
Nixxes is an auxiliary studio mostly known for their really good PC ports. I don't think Tim cared about Concord much.
Anonymous No.720390138
>>720389326
Do these niggas understand what "brevity is the soul of wit" means? They write so much and say so little it's actually impressive or it's AI generated.
Anonymous No.720390141 >>720390282
>>720390014
Yeah me too. Im especially eager for Fairgames. It looks so ass but it will probably get canceled before launch which is a shame.
Anonymous No.720390282 >>720390518 >>720392335
>>720390141
Didn't both the CEO and the creative lead quit? If it's still coming out, the employees must be super demoralized knowing they're working on a game that will fail and be laughed at like Concord.

Or they have no shame like the Concord employees and assume they're working on some magnum opus and people will definitely love it, because after all, they made it.
Anonymous No.720390375 >>720392335
>>720389806
/v/ finally got their tortanic 2.0 like hell they will drop it.
Anonymous No.720390473
>>720382038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEZsGUqgtHQ
Anonymous No.720390481 >>720392335
They never released any of the cinematics they prepared to keep the players interested in the lore? Those take time so I guess they had some ready
Anonymous No.720390494
>>720389806
>for no reason?
it is concords 1 year anniversary retard
Anonymous No.720390518 >>720392416
>>720390282
Nah I'm pretty sure they know they're fucked. But well they got paid, they should just start looking for another job even before the game launches.
Anonymous No.720391906
>>720389806
No good reason? This is the biggest bomb ever. Possibly in all media. It's a legend. And the press is still covering for the fuckers. The lead character designer, that one racist dude got hired at Actiblizz. If you can't handle it just filter. We won't miss you.
Anonymous No.720392183
>>720390131
>>720389825
they did some environmental art, and there's like 30 different outsource firms.

That's a pretty good looking train wreck too. Would have no problem seeing his work on a future game.
Anonymous No.720392335
>>720390282
CEO as in Jade Raymond. From AC 1. One of the few women executives who's actually touched functioning code. I wanted to play Jade's game.

>>720390375
Correct. Not even when tortanic 3 comes. We'll just compare it to tortanic 2.

>>720390481
Some. And there's that one Cable TV episode they did on Secret Level.
Anonymous No.720392385 >>720394515
>>720382038
imagine being shown the concept art and somehow thinking this could ever rival star wars
Anonymous No.720392416
>>720390518
They're in the game industry. They should be doing that anyways.
Anonymous No.720392432 >>720393314
>>720384084
I don’t know how they managed to make that generic ass green thing on the right look so distasteful.
Anonymous No.720393314
>>720392432
They worked their ASS of to make it look that bad. They hired WETA to help with designs and had several outsource firms work on that.
Anonymous No.720393447 >>720395229
>>720386682
These character designs have the fundamentally same problem as Concord, which is that nothing about their design conveys who they are and how they play. Prism is supposed to be some kind of sneaky sniper, but nothing about her shows this. They also lack personality in general; even Concord succeeded at making its cast look like a band of weirdos. This cast is all dressed almost the same, and don't have anything unique in terms of physical builds, outfits, or accessories.
Let's compare and contrast. A lot of people suck on TF2's dick, but the designs are undeniably excellent at letting you know instantly who they are. Sniper's designed like an outback big game hunter, so your brain knows "Oh yeah he's like a marksman, it makes sense he'd use a sniper rifle" even if he wasn't using it. Fighting games as a genre have this down as well: You have 60 seconds to pick a character, so they have to be very visually interesting and it needs to be easy to grasp how they'll fight.
Anonymous No.720394515
>>720392385
it can actually
star wars has been dead for 2 decades.
Anonymous No.720395051 >>720395245
>>720389358
perhaps, we judged you too harshly?
nah, only a few designs can be salvaged as well
Anonymous No.720395229
>>720393447
overwatch characters are just as cringe
Anonymous No.720395245
>>720395051
It's proto-Concord. I hate when designers treat sci-fi as just throwing random shit at a character and calling it a day. Cohesive designs are just something that goes out the window in that genre.
Anonymous No.720395573
>>720389358
There’s some cuties here
Anonymous No.720396620
test
Anonymous No.720397162
>>720383561
No?