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Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:04:09 PM No.720442129 [Report] >>720442159 >>720442242 >>720442258 >>720442290 >>720442319 >>720442341 >>720442451 >>720442789 >>720442987 >>720443286 >>720443345 >>720443345 >>720443498 >>720443598 >>720443835 >>720443860 >>720444068 >>720444225 >>720444462 >>720445678 >>720448361 >>720449226 >>720451206 >>720452147 >>720452291 >>720452469 >>720453465 >>720453804 >>720454771
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This can't be fucking real
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:05:04 PM No.720442159 [Report] >>720442563
>>720442129 (OP)
aint reading all dat brotherman
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:06:24 PM No.720442213 [Report] >>720444225
Blessica would indeed be a silly name.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:06:52 PM No.720442242 [Report] >>720442696 >>720447245
>>720442129 (OP)
that's funny af
what's the issue?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:07:14 PM No.720442258 [Report] >>720442526 >>720442563
>>720442129 (OP)
>wall of nonsensical text no one is going to read
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:07:56 PM No.720442290 [Report] >>720442563
>>720442129 (OP)
I thought Hyenas got cancelled
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:08:29 PM No.720442319 [Report] >>720442410 >>720447245
>>720442129 (OP)
Are you just spending all of your waking time searching for irrelevant shit you could seethe at?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:08:53 PM No.720442341 [Report] >>720442397 >>720442563 >>720443220
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>>720442129 (OP)
>Writing gets worse every installment.
I feel like the writing is being done by Randy Pitchford himself.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:10:21 PM No.720442397 [Report] >>720442563 >>720443819
>>720442341
He's aging like shit. He looks like a German sausage maker.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:10:27 PM No.720442404 [Report] >>720442563
Memelands keeps on descending to new lows
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:10:34 PM No.720442410 [Report] >>720442563 >>720448865
>>720442319
If it's irrelevant, why add it to the game?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:11:38 PM No.720442451 [Report] >>720442563
>>720442129 (OP)
Oh I see, it's actually a clever meta-commentary, because the name "Blessica" is ironically marginally less insufferable than this writing
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:13:34 PM No.720442526 [Report] >>720442563
>>720442258
it's an echo log so you're gonna listen to it anyways
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:14:27 PM No.720442563 [Report] >>720442680 >>720442717 >>720443039 >>720449429
>>720442159
>>720442258
>>720442526
>>720442290
>>720442410
>>720442341
>>720442397
>>720442404
>>720442451
Why are you so afraid of expressing joy? It's okay to smile sometimes.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:16:58 PM No.720442680 [Report] >>720443768
>>720442563
You mean in a performative way or something? Millennial writing isn't funny so why would there be any joy derived from it?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:17:28 PM No.720442696 [Report] >>720444319 >>720447245 >>720451604 >>720454068
>>720442242
its tranny allegory, you fucking tranny
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:17:44 PM No.720442717 [Report]
>>720442563
Nooooooo i have to convince people im too smart to find amusment in anything.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:18:04 PM No.720442728 [Report]
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I ain't reading that
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:19:28 PM No.720442789 [Report] >>720442970
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>>720442129 (OP)
what exactly am I supposed to be seeing here?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:19:55 PM No.720442814 [Report]
Ugh did I really just do that?!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:23:42 PM No.720442970 [Report] >>720444210 >>720444319 >>720447245
>>720442789
its about tranny and its older life and deadnaming
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:23:50 PM No.720442979 [Report]
>Blessica
i'm getting second-hand embarrassment
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:24:01 PM No.720442987 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
Vex is such a silly doofus! Cute!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:25:18 PM No.720443039 [Report]
>>720442563
Reading allergy.
They probably can't write in cursive too.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:29:02 PM No.720443220 [Report] >>720443431
>>720442341
You’d think his knowledge of “magic tricks” would dig up something to defy age
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:30:18 PM No.720443286 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
Cringe millennial humor
>t.millennial
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:31:22 PM No.720443345 [Report] >>720443485 >>720447245
>>720442129 (OP)
>>720442129 (OP)
>trannies write something that's not about trooning out, challenge (IMPOSSIBLE?!?!?)
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:33:23 PM No.720443431 [Report]
>>720443220
He forgot to cure his boneitus.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:34:40 PM No.720443485 [Report]
>>720443345
What troons, you mindbroken degenerate?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:34:54 PM No.720443498 [Report] >>720443675
>>720442129 (OP)
I dont get it
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:36:42 PM No.720443598 [Report] >>720443701 >>720443751 >>720443915 >>720444017 >>720444158 >>720448140
>>720442129 (OP)
Millennial humor is so embarrassing, I don't want to hear another fag complaining about the skibidi rizz of zoomers ever again
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:38:16 PM No.720443675 [Report] >>720443927
>>720443498
A silly siren dummy on the run can't make up a name for a new ID and is trying hard.
Creating names is hard.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:38:41 PM No.720443701 [Report]
>>720443598
frfr on god
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:39:33 PM No.720443751 [Report]
>>720443598
Yoooo it's cringe ahh humor fr yo. Shit's NOT bussin' ong.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:39:51 PM No.720443768 [Report]
>>720442680
You are mentally a child.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:40:41 PM No.720443819 [Report]
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>>720442397
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:40:59 PM No.720443835 [Report] >>720443880 >>720443891
>>720442129 (OP)
what's this from
so I can avoid it
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:41:33 PM No.720443860 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
This vexed her.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:42:01 PM No.720443880 [Report]
>>720443835
Borderlands 4
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:42:07 PM No.720443891 [Report]
>>720443835
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:42:24 PM No.720443915 [Report] >>720444145
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>>720443598
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:42:38 PM No.720443927 [Report] >>720444029
>>720443675
I still dont get it. Why should I be mad about this?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:44:32 PM No.720444017 [Report] >>720444053 >>720444313 >>720444387 >>720444529
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>>720443598
>Actually constructed jokes that are a bit overwritten are worse than jingling keys in front of a baby

Truly the most brain-rotted take I've ever seen
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:44:46 PM No.720444029 [Report]
>>720443927
You shouldn't. It's just a tiny backstory piece about titular vault huntress.
/v/ is just being /v/ as usual.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:45:05 PM No.720444046 [Report] >>720444125
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Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:45:14 PM No.720444053 [Report]
>>720444017
>that are a bit overwritten
haha
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:45:36 PM No.720444068 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
This is relatable and hardly the worst shit they've come up with. Remember Butt Stallion and how they ran that shit into the ground?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:46:36 PM No.720444125 [Report]
>>720444046
This is 99% accurate, the "who knew?" line doesn't ring true but the entire rest could be verbatim from one of the games
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:47:01 PM No.720444145 [Report] >>720444219
>>720443915
Okay. Where?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:47:13 PM No.720444158 [Report]
>>720443598
W post
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:48:05 PM No.720444210 [Report]
>>720442970
Says who, you? Why do you interpreter the text that way
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:48:09 PM No.720444219 [Report] >>720444307
>>720444145
The Majestic 12.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:48:09 PM No.720444220 [Report] >>720444413
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What's in a name you say?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:48:14 PM No.720444225 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
>>720442213
WE MUST HAVE BETTER NAMES
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:49:29 PM No.720444307 [Report] >>720444453
>>720444219
Maybe (You) should join Majestic 12 - in a body bag.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:49:33 PM No.720444313 [Report] >>720448140
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>>720444017
millennials pretending they didnt laugh at jingling keys is one of the weirdest revisions i frequently see on here. why is that
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:49:35 PM No.720444319 [Report]
>>720442696
>>720442970
>/v tranny obsession outta NOWHERE
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:50:59 PM No.720444387 [Report]
>>720444017
If you have to first start by admitting its bad perhaps it doesnt matter what the second part is

>sure you have cancer but at least youre not a bigot!
Like that second part does not matter. At all. Nigga you dying. Hope this helps in your life.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:51:22 PM No.720444413 [Report] >>720444743
>>720444220
A rapist drew this.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:52:04 PM No.720444453 [Report] >>720444572
>>720444307
I have some good news for both of you.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:52:10 PM No.720444462 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
Bazinga.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:53:07 PM No.720444529 [Report]
>>720444017
your generation was quite literally obsessed with lol teh random XD spork of d00m shit.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:53:42 PM No.720444572 [Report] >>720444628
>>720444453
Okay.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:54:26 PM No.720444628 [Report] >>720445652
>>720444572
And?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:55:04 PM No.720444668 [Report]
I'm playing it right now and I'd still say the writing is substantially less terrible than BL3. Way less moments of waiting around while someone talks
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:56:04 PM No.720444743 [Report] >>720444852 >>720449341
>>720444413
He has a rich gf now. Moral of the story?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:56:04 PM No.720444745 [Report] >>720445230
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Is he /ourguy/?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 2:57:37 PM No.720444852 [Report]
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>>720444743
pic related.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:02:19 PM No.720445230 [Report]
>>720444745
I haven't played the game but I just assume his gay or trans or some other bullshit. There is no way a character who looks and acts like that is played straight in a Borderlands game.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:05:41 PM No.720445652 [Report]
>>720444628
I have contamination and mutants in my brain.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:05:49 PM No.720445678 [Report] >>720448140
>>720442129 (OP)
a millenial wrote this
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:17:22 PM No.720447245 [Report]
>>720442242
>>720442319
This, what is the problem? It's silly fun. What the fuck are you dumb shits getting mad at.
>>720442970
>>720443345
>>720442696
Ah so it's just /pol/niggers being mentally ill shitfreaks over a game they weren't gonna play anyway because they don't play games.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:23:32 PM No.720448140 [Report] >>720449184
>>720445678
>>720444313
>>720443598
Lol the broccoli-boys are getting uppity.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:25:15 PM No.720448361 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
Do you ever get tired of constantly looking for things to be outraged by?

Maybe video games aren't for you anymore.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:29:29 PM No.720448865 [Report]
>>720442410
Because not everyone starts malding immediately when they read some flavor text, some might chuckle and there are perverts that might outright laugh. .
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:32:20 PM No.720449184 [Report]
>>720448140
just asking a question. you pretend as if absurd humor was invented by based zoomers when you already had lol teh random humor and youtube poop and shit. i love youtube poop so im not even hating. just the hypocrisy speaks volumes
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:32:38 PM No.720449226 [Report]
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>>720442129 (OP)
>people paid money for this

lol, this is why I treat you retards like the slave class that you are
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:33:34 PM No.720449341 [Report]
>>720444743
Be a rapist
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:34:07 PM No.720449429 [Report] >>720451345
>>720442563
I'm smiling
the constant gearbox flops are unbelievably funny
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:45:52 PM No.720451206 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
>We're gonna tone it down this time. Trust us!
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:46:47 PM No.720451345 [Report]
>>720449429
>it's a flop because I said so
I'm smiling because incels have been trying to wish games to death since TOR and they've never been successful. Borderlands 4 is another woke game selling gangbusters despite the narrative that woke is going to die "any day now".

Keep coping lmao
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:48:45 PM No.720451604 [Report]
>>720442696
>witness protection program is a trans allegory
This is what you sound like
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:51:49 PM No.720452147 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
It is ok.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:52:44 PM No.720452291 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
aint readin
but yeah happy it happened, sorry for you, etc
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:54:08 PM No.720452469 [Report] >>720452559
>>720442129 (OP)
It wasn't nearly as bad as you made me believe it would be anon
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:54:43 PM No.720452559 [Report]
>>720452469
Congratulations on your low standards.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 3:59:49 PM No.720453465 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
Reads like it's written by a chuuni teen girl who got actual superpowers - which, I assume, is what the character is. So it's fine.
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:01:46 PM No.720453804 [Report]
>>720442129 (OP)
I mean it's not funny but at least she's not trans or whatever. who cares
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:03:28 PM No.720454048 [Report]
Let me guess, Borderlands?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:03:35 PM No.720454068 [Report]
>>720442696
>everything is trans
why are incels like this?
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:07:03 PM No.720454771 [Report] >>720455387
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>>720442129 (OP)
[wheeze]
Anonymous 9/12/2025, 4:10:26 PM No.720455387 [Report]
>>720454771
most of the negative reviews are for poor optimization