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>US (Pacific) – 6am
>US (Eastern) – 9am
>UK (BST) – 2pm
>Japan – 10pm
>Australia – 12am (September 13)

Rumored Games:

>Fire Emblem Three houses Deluxe Edition
>New Wario Game
> Super Mario Galaxy (Movie
>Super Mario System Seller

wow it'll be fucking nothing

>>720443000 (OP)
we will get mario ai it will be having mario maker but for 3d marios and it is having auto generation a new mario game with ai every time you boot up the game, only 120 dollary doos

>>720443070
It's going to be kino.
Nintendo usually pulls shady shit like the new patents before doing a good Direct to stop people noticing and avert their attention.

New PMD this time.
Surely.

>>720443000 (OP)
Fuck Nintendo

metroid delayed 20 years but as compensation here is a farming game

>>720443000 (OP)
HALF AN HOUR LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFT LET'S HECKING GO NINTENDIE BROS!

I'm not a spy

Guy above me is a spy

why are there so many spies

Prepare for... Unforeseen Consequences

>>720443070
I'm gonna guess besides Mario we're gonna see some animal crossing shit, but that'll be it

>>720443527
sounds like something a spy would say.

>>720443776
Portal was really solid on Switch. I'd absolutely love a Half Life Collection

>>720443000 (OP)
>Australia – 12am (September 13)
it's 11pm for east coasters
and that's in 15min

>>720444129
Stop spying east coast

>>720443000 (OP)
TOMB RAIDER LAU
FATAL FRAME
DQ7

I want Smash, is that okay with you guys?

Nintendo lost

>>720445048
no it's not okay, kys at your first convenience

I just want some good Japanese games

>>720443000 (OP)
ok they have one shot a making me want to buy a switch 2.
Don't fuck this up again.

I already rate this an F or 0/10.

I expect nothing.

WAHOOOOOOOO

>>720445096
shut up and go to a mario museum

Marathon bros???

BING BING BING
WE SPONSORED A RUNNING RACE IN JAPAN
WAHOO

THIS SUMMER

Another mario movie....

STOMPING
NIGGERGOOMBAS

>theme park
>movie

ugh go away

Games?

>All this news about shit I'll never do/see
Thanks Nintendo

He sounded out of breath

how does miyamoto have a hairline like that. he's like 80

Jew-san

>miyamoto will never call you <name>-san

Feels bad man.

ROSALINA PORN IS GONNA GET CRAZYYYYYYYYYYY

Why does Chris-san look so scared?

EITHER GIVE NEWS ABOUT THE NEW MARIO GAME OR FUCK OFF!

XC4 you play as Nia and the gameplay is based on minecraft NOT KIDDING

this is so bad that i'm going to leave my Switch 2 at the thrift store later today

>Opens with shitty movieslop

Nintendo is truly just japanese Disney now

fuck i was hoping for a movie with wario in it

>>720445607
Better than ending with it.

>>720445534
>Whorebath

CHICKEN JOCKEY

>>720445607
tbf they have been for a while

This isn't the Nintendo that I love.


This is something else.

COME ON MIYAMOTO! SHOW SOME FUCKEN GAMES BANG BANG BANG!

>Didn't even say who Rosalina is
Oh fuck off

that'll be $50, thanks

>>720445882
Hunter Schafer

BUY GALAXY AGAIN
BUY IT AGAIN
YOU WILL BUY IT AGAIN YOU DISGUSTING DRONE

>first game announcement is a port
Here we go again

>>720445840
Yeah videogames are no longer the focus

STOMPING... KOOPAS

>>720445607
They are panicking because zooms zooms nor alpha care about Mario

>New Rosa amiibo
...Fine. I'll buy it

Yes! Old games at full price!

>>720445998
this would be very funny and I 100% support it happening

i could not care less about the Mario movies and have never watched them and will never will

the culture war react warriors will make so much money if this happens

Holy fuck show some new games already, we already got Galaxy 1 in the All star pack

They really have nothing today don't they?

>10 mintues and it's been nothing but Mario 40th anniversery shit, and only one "game" shown
I knew this 60 minute direct thing was too good to be true

>Already ports
lol, it's really just gonna be marioslop for the whole hour.

They shouldn't have bothered with this direct

Trannies itt really getting mad about Nintendo rereleasing old Mario games for the 40th anniversary of SuperMario?

>>720446498
maybe just maybe people were expected a new game

>>720446498
Fuck off tendie. Just use your fucking app and move on to the new shit.

Golden Sun is truly dead forever isn't it?

>Literal baby game
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mario tennis hasnt been good since the gbc

>>720446379
They can disguise it behind the anniversary.

Only good Mario sports games were the Camelot ones with an RPG mode.

how long is the mario part, I thought the actual direct should've started 15 minutes ago

I HATE THESE FUCKING STUPID ASS FLOWERS

uh oh /v/ melty

These would be fine if they showed something else to start things off. Just drop some other type of game announcement to kick things off, then have all this Mario stuff

>Mario Wonder Switch 2 edition
FOR FUCKS SAKES

>BUY MARIO WONDER AGAIN
Fuck you

At least make new mario games?

>Please buy our games again
bro...
some of this shit was released on the switch

go back to your famtiu thread you drones, this is for people actually critical of nintendo's product

I GOT A FEVER, AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION, IS MORE-IO TENNIS!!!!

>famitsu out of nowhere
you lost

>it is taking them a year+ to port games

Great.

>almost 20 minutes
>It's been juist mario trash
bruh.

I wish they had told us in advance what the direct would be about so I could have not wasted my time

>that flower toy
you just know......

yawn

i'm gonna stick my dick in the talking flower mouth

>They're selling the flower on its own
They the first Nintendo product to sell literally no copies.

I fucking hate Yoshi games

>>720447275
>>720447298
pls don't fuck the flowers

>>720447367
>drones bought cardboard but they wont buy this

Sure.

It has never been so over

How was Yoshi's Island so kino, but every subsequent Yoshi game so shit?

>New Yoshi game
...Fuck it, sure.

>yoshi eggs taste sweet

What do they smell like though haha

>>720447509
I just don't really like the art style

>new games?
>nope, buy our ports and shitty Mario sports spin-offs goy

This is the Switch 1 all over again, they just ported a bunch of Wii U games to make the games library look bigger

>Windmills
PROPOGANDA

It's not a new Yoshi's Island, but it looks cute.

Nigga this shit for babies

WAS THAT FUCKING PEPE?

>in addition to new games coming

LMAO WHAT? Re-releases for the fucking 40th anniversary, GRIM

Finally the real show begins.

>>720447647
video games are primarily for children, sorry to break the news to you

Are 30+ year old tendies really excited about all this toddler shit? nintendo is quickly becoming the worst part of their own directs, I just want to know if capcom or atlus has any timed exlusives to announce.

>now for the actual direct
Fuck you, if you knew nobody wanted teh mario crap why did you waste my time

>>720447786
U mad?

>>720447601
All these Switch 2 editions are functionally the same thing as the "Deluxe" ports on Switch. You just care now because you have a Switch already.

>>720447827
they're saving best for last, something good will happen today i'm sure of it

Australia: The Game

>>720447887
Yes.

>>720447786
Its a combination of nintendo adults (like disney adults) and parents actually buying stuff for their younger than 10 kids
If I had kids yeah Id buy them the yoshi game

Cobson in the preview image for Dinkum

>>720443000 (OP)
OH MY HECKING

STINKUM

>>720447786
I'm a 30+ year old tendie and I'm not excited

>>720447974
Drop bears?

Splatoon if it really shitty.

ENOUGH WITH THE BABY SHIT

>>720447887
No, I'm increasingly confused as nintendo regresses and their core audience ages.

Popucom's genuinely a 10/10 coop game

It's becoming very clear that the rumours were true about devs simply not getting Switch 2 dev consoles.

>>720447949
He literally said
>This is the Switch 1 all over again
He's clearly aware.

the baby shit just won't stop

>popCUM
>DICKum

wtf

Mii Sims

>>720448076
Only if there's a new Super Mario Baseball

>PEGI rating at the beginning was rated 18
>so far we've games LITERALLY made for 5 year olds

>>720448114
>implying I have friends
:(

Why does this feel like Nintendo having to supplement the Switch 2 with their own equivalent to indie slop?

Are casual gamers actually going to drop $500 on this shit? Am I out of touch?

This has been pretty awful so far

>>720448194
lmao, what devs? CDPR got one. EA got one. SE got one. Epic got one. Toby Fox got one. 2K got one. Microsoft got one. No one has ever said what devs actually were not getting kits.

>it's coming out in 2026
>SPRING 2026

Thanks nintendo for the breaking news

>>720448397
see
>>720448194

I can't believe I let the blue talking muppet get me excited for this direct.

Why is it taking a month for physical versions ?

That's on 7 game...

inb4 all of the new 3rd party announcements are game key cards

This is so bad so far
please save us Monolith Soft

Bros, I won't lie. This direct has been ass.

For this direct Nintendo just went on the steam store, clicked the button that says "games under £4" and just ported everything they saw

Shovelware

Girlboss craft em up rougelite. Hell.

>>720448757
hahahaha

Hades 1 was so fucking overrated it's unreal, can't believe they made a second one

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>720448635
it takes some time to manufacture the cartridges and ship them all over the world and then truck to stores

500k people watching this slop live.

Japanese direct got a megaman starforce collection btw

Yup, I'm thinking that it's kino! 3D Yoshi one day...

>>720448970
>Japanese direct got a megaman starforce collection btw
no one cares about those garbage games

>>720448934
Yet everyone else can release physical and digital the same date. Did the trucks get loss?

Wait...wasn't Chronos male in mythology?

>>720448761
Anniversary stuff and a lot of games aimed at children. Not surprised, but not terribly disappointed either.

>>720448970
wtf why not us?

>>720448970
WHAT THE FUCK?

WHY NOT US

>>720449062
Americans do not deserve good things.

AMIIBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEW LANDFILL PLASTIC

>>720449051
And Athena wasn't a nigger, but here we are.

>>720449130
It's not in any non-Jap stream either

>>720448496
To he fair, some of those are big publishers with multiple development teams.

>Hyrule Warriors wasting more time
FUCK YOU

buy the same game again!

RAWROO

SEXO GOAT INCOMING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>movieslop
>portslop
>remakeslop
>musouslop

i grow tired of video games

>game we already knew about

FUCK OFF, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ZELSLOP

>a second air riders direct
wtf is there left to show? what a waste

>>720449049
i mean they could delay digital release like others but they don't want to because it brings more money

>>720449272
Who doesn't have a dev kit? Name examples?

Why did Hyrule Warriors turn from a celebration if all the games into boring BoTW slop?

Absolute masterclass in padding out a direct

>>720449379
City trial world 2

DQ7 remake nice

>OY GUVNA!
Oh it's Dragon Quest

Dq7

dq7 remake

>DQ7 remake
Sure...

>>720449441
Treyarch

this direct is so fucking grim

>>720449491
BotW is the only zelda now. Please understand

The blandest JRPG series on the planet

should i kms or eat a hamburger?

SE apparently: Fuck 4, 5 and 6

The 3DS remake of 7 was already good, why not remake a different game like 4 or 5 or 6

Fun fact: not a single person on planet Earth was excited when he pulled out his phone.

>Nintendo today news
FUUUUUUCK YOU

>>720449728
>5
You got a remake already....3 remakes

>PREASE USE OUR BUGGY APP

They would have to fucking pay me to instal that shit

>>720449814
the rehash slop never ends

It's been already 40 minutes and nothing of worth has been shown

WHAT THE FUCK?!

you are joking LMAO

SOVL

what the fuck

>buy our virtual boy simulator
Lulz

WTF

kek wtf lmao

NO WAY THEY MADE A NEW VIRTUAL BOY LMAOOOO

MORE PLASTIC FOR THE LANDFILL

What a fucking joke

>>720449814
I assume 4/5/6 are the next 2DHD remasters after 1 and 2 come out

Oh boy, the console nobody likes
I'm so glad to be able to play Jack Bros and nothing else.

I think I'll keep using my 3ds lamo

Do they think people are actually nostalgic for the fucking virtual boy

>remaking one of the biggest failures of the 90s

this is bold and admire it

>nintendo finally does the bootleg vr headset ive wanted them to do for years
>its virtual boy shit

>Nintendo is rereleasing the Virtual Boy
>and you can only play VB games with this accessory
The absolute BALLS on this company.
Holy shit, Gen 10 Pokemon is going to sell so many Switch 2 copies next year...

CARDBOARD CONFIRMED

They remembered the Virtual Boy existed?

Lmfaooo tendies

>a hundred bucks for a plastic switch holder
Wow.

>The WHOLE 14 games
They know this thing is just a meme.

I hate this mexican presenter

>Jack Bros
Holy fuck

LITERALLY
WHY

Zero (Fatal Frame) is back, niggers.

Doesn't the Virtual Boy hurt your eyes a lot?

oh yeah fatal frame kino

>>720450230
waterworld baybeeeee

>>720449874
So does DQ 3, what's the your point?

Fatal Frame?

Fatal Frame games were never good, coomerslop

>>720450224
buy the cardboard one for 95 instead

DQ7R looks ugly as sin
What a disgrace whats with those fucking faces

>ROGUE LIKE
>ROGUE LIKE
>REMAKE
>REMAKE
>ROGUE LIKE
>CONSOLE REMAKE ACCESSORY
>REMAKE
>REMAKE
I sure do love videogames!

>>720450256
To Floyd your soul.

>hey remember this shitty piece of hardware that was a huge flop? how about you buy it ironically lol
tendies deserve the constant humiliation rituals they get

can this shit end now I really want to jack off

xenoblade bros....
it's over

This is beyond grim

cute girl horrorbros, we are back

I left the stream after the mario galaxy movie announcement. what did i miss?

>>720450354
5 gets the most content out of every DQ game whereas 7 gets jackshit. The fact that they're skipping 4 and 5 for 7 proves that they actually want to do it.

I'm late, has there been anything to convince me to get a Switch 2 yet?

>>720450601
No, nothing.

>>720448635
Probably not economically in-demand enough to get the thing out ASAP.

So far all that interests me is mario galaxy collection and i can play that on my switch already

>>720450541
Remakes and ports. You know, the usual.

>>720450601
Would you like to rebuy games that have been out for a decade?

>>720450541
Literally (and I mean literally) nothing

Glad I didnt buy a S2 yet honestly

>>720450413
these faces looked like they came from a 3D animated movie

>>720450601
Eternal Darkness remake

Really a co op powerwash simulator?

Retro gaming won.

>>720450716
I'm still waiting for even the slightest hint of a reason to buy one.

The new Yoshi game has been the only game i have been kinda interested in, but it looks like they're still hell bent on trying to do some shit gimmick with it instead of just making an actual Yoshi's Island game

C. Viper gameplay WHEN!?

I can't believe I woke up at 6am for this shit.

SuikaGODS we won

>>720450716
I‘m probably not getting one until metroid 6 in a few years

>>720450829
I know Ill buy it when a new FE comes out

JUST SHOVELWARE MY SHIT UP

Huh?

MetroidCycle?

whaaaaat?

Why does Samus have a motorbike...

What the flying fuck am I watching?

What if Metroid was a bike!?

I am so down for this

>>720451049
Why couldn't they make it look sexy? Oh, right, western devs.

>forced open world
dead on arrival

ewwww the metroid bike shit looked so bad i thought it was an indie outsourced minigame.

I'm glad they tried to make Metroid Prime 4 match the look of the Gamecube games

another falls to the open world meme

THIS YEAR ?!?!??!??!?!

>open world metroid
.......

>Samus on a motorbike
this is so silly that I'm intrigued

>MP4 release date
yay!

That motorbike looked retarded

METROID KART

December
Also metroid is halo now

I DON'T FUCKING WANT OPEN WORLD IN METROID, FUCKING FUCK OFF

>>720443000 (OP)
what in the fuck is this Metroid on a bike shit.

>they actually open worlded Prime 4
I sure hope it isn't boring

finally, a fucking release date

direct so grim that the Virtual Boy announcement was the best one so far

bike stuff looked kind of linear actually but we'll see

>DLC for a game that's only been out for a month
LMAOOOOOO

Prime 4 looks like total ass so far. Not just graphically, the gameplay just looks lame as fuck.

Poppy sex?

MOTOR BIKEY

>DLC slop already
Fuck this company

>>720449583
>NOOO WE WONT GET HECKIN BO7
It's for the better

>>720451194
I thought it was a spinoff racing game

>Halo did open world, lets do the same, it worked out for that franchise didn't it?

LOL

>>720451360
How long were they sitting on the game lol

>>720451371
That's literally just what metroid prime gameplay looks like

>>720451245
IT WORKED FOR THE ZELDA AND THE POKEMON AND THE MARIO SO IT WORK FOR THE METROID TOO, DUMB GAIJIN!!!

there is literally no downside to adding motorbikes to your game

>>720451371
Music seems good though so I guess theres that.

>>720451453
The open world was the last thing wrong with 343 halo.

>>720450680
I do that enough on PS5

OH BOY MORE ROGUELITE SLOP

WHAT NEXT? A BATTLE ROYALE MODE?

EPIC

>>720451371
My copium currently is that nobody thought Prime 1 would be good prior to it's release.

>>720451245
>>720451250
>>720451358
Arent metroidvanias the original open world games

>>720451371
It looks like prime 1 with no improvements
>>720451481
That‘s the issue

lmao that Void Kong Pauline

>>720451558
I will NOW buy boughted you're game

>>720451510
It indicates that the game is filled with wide empty areas that have no purpose aside from wasting your time. Which isn't a good look for a series about backtracking.

>>720451436
What if Donkey Kong but Rogue Like?

>>720451582
No, they're mazes.

A $70 game will have paid DLC a month after release. Nintendo never ceases to amaze me.

>>720451371
It looks exactly how i expected a Metroid made by gay millennials would look.

>NOOO WHY DOESN'T THIS SERIES KNOWN FOR SITCKING TO A GAMEPLAY THAT WORKS CHANGE EVERYTHING
Lol fuck you retards

>DLC launching later today

Lmao they literally finished it before releasing the base game

WHERE THE FUCK IS MONOLITH SOFT AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Uh oh

Guys please don't laugh this is their flagship announcement today

>>720450594
That'd be nice if they actually did jackshit like that in years, since the DS remake even

oh yeah more pokeslop
you wouldnt a ditto(female) would you

pokemon dq builders?

What if Pokemon but minecraft!

cute and funny
(not in the pedo way)

>>720451582
there's a big difference between interconnected levels and gigantic empty metal gear solid v world.

>>720451246
They are just laying the groundwork for future Yu-Gi-Oh crossovers.

>>720451649
hollow knight and its imitators have been a disaster for metroidvanias

>>720451759
Don't forget the gender neutral protagonist.

Lol they are going the Halo Infinite route

This ditto stuff is not a bad idea for a game
but does it have to take place in animal crossing land?

Pokemon minecraft
Also that ditto girl is ugly as fuck but all you retard trannies will make porn of it anyway

This is the game series that sues other companies for copying them btw

XC4 or something to save this shitshow

Baby shit's back baby

Building brown bricks in POKEYMON

>>720451872
No more a/b body types

>>720451837
Not really, also you have no idea if it's open world.

Open areas =! open world

>Palworld copy
Nintendo has no shame.

HERE'S YOUR ANIMAL CROSSING BRO

>gamefreak is now copying palworld

LMAO

>>720451986
Uchitypes might be worse.

>>720451707
The combat in prime fucking sucks and there‘s a million ways they could have improved it after taking as much time as they did. Stop being a stupid fanboy.

>Palworld ripoff
AHAHAHAHAH

>>720450880
Yoshi games are basically Nintendo's designated "for little kids." Easy low stakes stuff with funny animations, get them on board with basic gameplay stuff before jumping into Mario proper. Nobody will ever do an actual Yoshi's Island successor again.

pocopeia

>>720452070
>>720452054
where are the guns?

>>720451806
>since the DS remake
That was over a decade ago anon so it basically hadnt gotten anything since the remake whereas 5 had more shilling and a movie

They should have just made Pokemon Crossing instead

Pixelmon is FUCKED

Please, no more Pokeslop.

>>720452052
>says nuh uh, then says exactly what I said worded differently
I hope your life is long and you never grow any wiser.

>>720452157
Right here, bitch.

It can't be overstated how shit Legends ZA looks and I actually liked Legends Arceus

>>720452114
NOOOOOOOO WHY ISN'T IT LIKE DOOM AND NOT ANYTHING LIKE METROID
Cool projection btw

I haven't bought a pokemon game since 3ds. Ill probably get this and not buy another pokemon game for a decade.

>Koei Tecmo on this Pokemon Maker game
>Not the new Bandai Namco company that was created to work on Nintendo IPs.
Serously, what is that subsidiary doing?

>>720452129
It's Dragon Quest Builders 3. Same devs as Dragon Quest Builders 2

>>720452230
what if the pokeslop came with more cute girls

>>720452241
No argument.

>Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
>Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
>Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
>Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
>Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
VIDEOGAMES!

God I hope Nintendo sues Microsoft for copying Pokecraft.

>>720450880
I liked the gimmick, it's a shame it's for a children's game so it won't do anything interesting. It'd be really neat working out all the weird alien lifecycles to solve puzzles, but instead it's just going to give you reward medals for pushing A on the B object.

I'm realising now that instead of nintendo fixing gamefreak the whole of nintendo has become like gamefreak and pokemon, everything feels lazy and childish in exactly the same way.

>>720452346
cute pokemon*

>paid dlc before game is out

Great.

WHERE
THE FUCK
IS
XENOBLADE

Redditaichu DLC.

Raichu got love? Has hell frozen over?

Fucking DLC announcement for a game that is not even out LMAO

The game isn't even fucking out yet

>Paid dlc for pikashit
no thank you

>>720452434
Nintendo has always been childish garbage. Games like Super Metroid were the exception, not the standard.

>showing paid dlc when the game isnt out yet

Are the preorders shit or somethng?

>DLC before the game is even out

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK, THIS IS EVEN FUNNIER THAN THE DONKEY KONG ANNOUNCEMENT

IT'S SO FUCKING OVER

not gonna watch this pre recorded crap -.-
bring back live from the stage

>Mega delphox isnt hot
Ruined

>>720452550
who the fuck cares

>announcing paid dlc for a game that isn't out yet
holy yikes

>>720450594
Eh I wouldn't be surprised if they just want to sit on 4/5/6 for a while since the Erdrick trilogy right now is having its time in the sun with DQ1-2 and DQ3's remake.
Then in a year or two they start the HD Zenithian trilogy rollout.

Doggone Ronpaul?

>>720452550
After 2 and 3 hopefully dead.
Give us new Monolith IP

>Tomorrow is the Mario anniversary.
>So wait a month for Galaxy 2 lmao.
I was just wanting something cool to drop today...

>>720452070
Now I get why Nintendo was pushing out all those patents

what the hell?

Anybody buying Nintendo games are fucking stupid. You support this cancerous blight on the industry.

>>720452134
>Yoshi games are basically Nintendo's designated "for little kids."
thats kirby, actually its every nintendo IP at this point

>DLC BEFORE THE GAME IS EVEN OUT
The fucking next level jewish behavior

>originally released ov-

NO

The game being 10 years old is not a selling point, Nintendo

>Game isn't even out yet
>Preoder the PAID DLC

>DLC for a game that's bee out for two months
>DLC for a game that's not even out yet
I have nintend fatigue.

>>720452451
I jacked off to this thick braixen image for like 4 years straight at one point

>>720452730
Play DK bitch, mario is old news

>>720452673
he does

Why cant they stop rereleasing danganronpa
Are there that many fujos that keep buying it every time?

Friendly reminder that 4 minutes remain

>>720452421
Yeah i'm catiously interested, it just makes me dissapointed because it has been so long since an actual Yoshi's Island. I see Wooly World as close enough and i loved that. But hopefully this one is good in its own way as well and the premise seems more interesting than crafted world at least, same with the style

>>720452752
Don't worry about it I only buy Monolith games.

>>720452920
Get ready for 1 mediocre annoucement!

>>720452920
Your 'one more thing' will be another remaster

I already played DR2 on Switch why the fuck is it here again

>>720452915
Yes

>>720452915
Popular enough and cheap as fuck to do.

>>720452915
Yeah? That is prime teenage girl fodder.

I'm not even joking, putting my switch 2 on eBay as soon as I have finished applying my clown makeup

>>720453034
Yes, that's what makes you the cancerous blight.

>>720452598
They didn't feel cheap and there was at least some disney/ghibli all ages whimsy to their output, it just feels like shovel ware for children now.

Fuck i though it was Flower Sun and Rain port

>>720452752
To be fair, more cancer than Rollslop?

>>720452915
Yes.

>>720452915
Yes.

>>720453034
I liked 1 and X, but I sill refuse to support Nintendo at all.

>>720453135
There really wasn't, you were just young.

>>720453097
I regret mine bigly

Remind me again, why was there a PEGI 18 age rating at the beginning of this direct?

Not to go full HIRE THIS MAN, but fans legitimately make better mods these days than Nintendo actually makes games. The bar is exceptionally low mind you.

>>720453097
lmao, wait until the Feb direct at least

Ridable monsters?!@?
NINTENDO SUE THESE SCUMS

WHERE
IS
SHE

>>720453097
My wife bought me for father's day. I set it up and haven't played it since. Looks like I won't be turning it on for another year +

>Montage of remakes and ports
LMAO

>>720453321
@NINTENDO @FBI @POTUS DO SOMETHING

Are they really ending on fucking RE?

>>720453267
mortal kombat ports lmao

>>720453267
Probably for the Fatal Frame 2 remake

>30.10.2025
lmao the UK stream fucked up

>>720453267
mortal kombat ports

>redditent evil
*yawn*

>>720453439
The Truth™ is being posted as we speak.

>rougeliteslop
>zombieslop
>musouslop
>movieslop
>themeparkslop

1/10

well that was boring as shit. prime 4 is the only thing that looked half decent

>no xenoblade

0/10

What? Residental Evil is on Switch?

re4channel evil
YES

>>720453471
>are they really going to use Capcom's most popular franchise as a closer

I mean it's straightforward logic.

>ending with more boring shit we've already seen
Brutal.

Imagine the nerve presenting Persona 3 of all games, lol.

CAPCOM BE LIKE
HEY GUYS U WAN PAY $80 TO PLAY A GEMA WITH SOME UGLY WAHMEN

Damn, this looks like ass

>finale game is a third party port
switch 2 is fucking DOA

>>720453619
Prime 4 looks a lot worse now they've revealed it to be open world slop.

>>720453645
Nintendo Won.

>>720453098
It makes me happy that that angers you.

oh wow it actually is RE 9

>>720452915
>Danganronpa V3
>you know why
>Why cant they stop rereleasing danganronpa
>Danganronpa 2x2
>2v2 = 4
hmmmm

They turned Resident Evil into a shitty HBO series now?

Has this convinced you to get a Switch 2? Be honest.

ENDING ON FE.

IT BROKE NEW GROUUUUUND

Nice a new Fire Emblem

Is this FE?

FE LIIIIIIIVES

>>720453936
I already have mine. I wouldn't have been convinced to get one by this.

>>720453936
No

Xenoblade X switch 2/2 would have
but fuck this shit

who the hell likes fire emblem, why are these games being made anymore

Fire Emblem still isn't dead?
Damn.

>fire emblem

It's over, the last two games were dogshit

FE roman edition

>>720453936
I already have one but this absolutely would not sell me on one.

>White boy with dreads
based.

I love when Nintendo pretends fire emblem is a top tier series people care about

OH MY GOD that's such a shit fucking last announcement, who the fuck gives a shit about FE

>>720454162
They sell to women.

NEGRO HAIR
NEGRO HAIR

WE WUZ
FIRE EMBLEM AND SHIET
music seems good

NEW FE
NEW FE

>protagonist with poop hair
Absolute slop.

>>720454142
>buying a console for ports
pathetic

AHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>720450989
Welp I guess its time then

>women with boobs
Day 1 buy

>>720454232
It was close to death until Awakening came out in 2013, and now Nintendo can't stop making FE games.

>>720454232
They're trying really hard to make it into dragon quest, and it'll never fucking be DQ.

Anybody want to buy a Switch 2? Asking for a retarded friend, not me, my friend, I have the switch in my possession but it's not mine, it's my friend's

>>720454327
>Weave
LMAO!

ENTER

I laughed out loud at the subtitle after all the darkies.

>>720454232
But anyway, where are my xenoblade ports?

Nintendo still uses dogshit US voice actors, get with the times you nips.

Well that was a waste of time.

>>720454512
HAG

Even the name is retarded

WHAT THE FUCK

Goddamn that was awful

>>720453936
I already got a new GPU instead.

>turn a beloved character into a HAG
Disgusting

>>720454468
if it's your friend's Switch 2 shouldn't your friend be the one selling it?

>>720454468
Didn't realize they sold Switch 2 in the sumerian jungle

>>720454325
You don't understand, they need the nigger audience.

WHERES MY MARIO KART NEW TRACKS AND CHARACTERS

THIS WAS THE WORST DIRECT EVER

Fuck.

>>720453046
It's fucking nothing lmao

>>720454512
>Engage's failure spooked them so bad they railroaded right into 3H pandering

Incredible.

>>720454609
Eh, 万紫千紅 sounds pretty cool imo.

That was the worst fucking direct they've ever done, absolute shit from start to end with like 2 things worth a shit.

>Three Houses sequel
KINOOOOO

Oh is it just an Almyra game?

>...com'on, really?

>so thats it, that's how they end this. This direct.

You paid $570+ for this.

You get what you pay for.

>>720454830
>>720453046
I would have taken another remaster ironically enough, Fire Emblem could go for a remaster collection

pffff nintendo is dead

>Only literal who games got Switch 2 upgrades.
>Celebrate the Mario anniversary with Galaxy...again...a month later.
>Basically everything, including old ass ports that could have been nice shadow drops, held back for 2026.
I get pokemon being their big bet for the holidays but fuck me give people who don't give a shit about it at least SOME scraps.

>>720454832
amazing, especially since gameplay wise engage was better

Were you guys really expecting anything else?

>>720455846
I was expecting monolith soft

>>720455846
Yes? This is their first big nintendo direct since the switch 2 came out and they showed basically no system sellers

>>720455983
yeah, what's new?

Why is FE stuck as koei tecmo slop forever when its Intelligent Systems most lucrative IP?

>>720455908
what for?

>>720456151
The latter years of the switch were pretty light with the excuse that development had shifted to the switch 2. Considering that i‘m very disappointed with the lineup for the console so far

>>720455846
Honestly I just wanted release dates for the known stuff and maybe one or two B-lister reveals, which was fulfilled by FE.
I think people always have such insane expectations when Directs are almost always
>hey here's some shit coming out in the rest of the year and early spring
and Nintendo's model has transitioned towards one game a month rather than piling games on top of each other with huge dead zones.

>>720456152
>hey you know how our franchise has this outlier that sold a disproportionately high amount not just for its genre but also the IP itself?
>yeah let's keep doing that

>>720456152
Because IS don't know what people actually liked about the popular games. Honestly I think the model of KT making the mass appeal entry and IS making the more hardcore entry concurrently is a good way to satisfy both camps of the playerbase.

>>720456353
Yeah i have no idea what the fuck they've been doing for all these years. I assumed that the portjobs and remakes that came at the end of the Switch's life were acting as 'filler' before the big drops, but we've been waiting a year and still...nothing.

They keep trying to shove DK Bananza down our throats even though clearly it is not that interesting, like Odyssey sold 3 times more in the same time frame, people just don't care about it that much.

Not even MKW DLC, just nothing.

>>720447965
lol

>>720456353
That's the Switch all around, buddy.