Thread 720459318

Software Sales (physical only)

01./04. [NS2] Mario Kart World # <RCE> (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (¥9.073) - 38.483 / 1.694.409 (+9%)
02./00. [NSW] Everybody's Golf: Hot Shots <SPT> (Bandai Namco Entertainment) {2025.09.04} (¥6.300) - 35.139 / NEW
03./00. [PS5] Everybody's Golf: Hot Shots <SPT> (Bandai Namco Entertainment) {2025.09.04} (¥6.300) - 16.075 / NEW
04./03. [NSW] Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar <SLG> (Marvelous) {2025.08.28} (¥7.000) - 13.505 / 60.091 (-71%)
05./24. [NSW] Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba - The Hinokami Chronicles 2 # <FTG> (Aniplex) {2025.08.01} (¥5.980) - 12.061 / 109.486 (+411%)
06./08. [NS2] Donkey Kong Bananza <ACT> (Nintendo) {2025.07.17} (¥5.980) - 10.445 / 296.564 (+0%)
07./02. [NSW] Super Robot Wars Y <SLG> (Bandai Namco Entertainment) {2025.08.28} (¥7.200) - 10.180 / 70.712 (-83%)
08./01. [PS5] Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater <ADV> (Konami) {2025.08.28} (¥7.255) - 9.748 / 73.333 (-85%)
09./00. [PS5] Daemon X Machina: Titanic Scion <ACT> (Marvelous) {2025.09.05} (¥8.000) - 8.413 / NEW
10./10. [NSW] Minecraft # <ADV> (Microsoft Game Studios) {2018.06.21} (¥3.600) - 6.410 / 3.996.318 (-13%)


Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 46.403 (1.980.483)
PlayStation 5 – 31.695 (7.009.937)
Switch – 24.175 (35.969.655)
Xbox Series X|S – 160 (682.767)
PlayStation 4 – 14 (9.505.595)

W

Feels good to have RE back on Nintendo, man.

>>720459318 (OP)
11. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (Nintendo, 04/28/17) – 6,344 (6,436,097)
12. [NSW] SHUTEN ORDER (DMM Games, 09/05/25) – 5,666 (New)
13. [SW2] Daemon X Machina Titanic Scion (Marvelous, 09/05/25) – 5,485 (New)
14. [SW2] Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Marvelous, 08/27/25) – 5,030 (23,178)
15. [NSW] Super Mario Party Jamboree (Nintendo, 10/17/24) – 4,326 (1,383,876)
16. [SW2] Kirby and the Forgotten Land – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Star-Crossed World (Nintendo, 08/28/25) – 4,275 (16,449)
17. [NSW] Animal Crossing: New Horizons (Nintendo, 03/20/20) – 4,233 (8,213,248)
18. [PS5] Super Robot Wars Y (Bandai Namco, 08/28/25) – 3,756 (34,725)
19. [SW2] Super Mario Party Jamboree – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Jamboree TV (Nintendo, 07/24/25) – 2,900 (58,077)
20. [NSW] Nintendo Switch Sports (Nintendo, 04/29/22) – 2,803 (1,642,706)
21. [NSW] The Exit 8 / Platform 8 (PLAYISM, 11/28/24) – 2,719 (56,227)
22. [PS5] NBA 2K26 (2K, 09/05/25) – 2,493 (New)
23. [SW2] The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 2,374 (40,144)
24. [NSW] Pokemon Scarlet / Pokemon Violet (The Pokemon Company, 11/18/22) – 2,279 (5,606,725)
25. [NSW] Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Nintendo, 12/07/18) – 2,192 (5,795,503)
26. [NSW] Tamagotchi Plaza (Bandai Namco, 06/26/25) – 2,086 (180,895)
27. [SW2] The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Nintendo, 06/05/25) – 1,939 (40,679)
28. [NSW] SHINOBI: Art of Vengeance (SEGA, 08/29/25) – 1,743 (5,539)
29. [NSW] Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics (Nintendo, 06/05/20) – 1,712 (1,433,344)
30. [NSW] Kirby and the Forgotten Land (Nintendo, 03/25/22) – 1,636 (1,227,079)

>Fire Emblem: Nog's Weave
Can't wait till this flops in Japan and Nintendo only lets KT work on future games.

>>720461303
They had to tease adult Sothis to get the 3Htards' attention, so who knows.

what an awful direct holy shit

>>720461417
Having a character swing a bone weapon around with a similar glow to those in 3H was probably too subtle for most.

>>720461303
>cuck got gaslit into thinking dreads are a black exclusive thing by the sjws

>>720459318 (OP)
The meltdown is worse than it was during the switch 2 launch

>>720461596
What didn't you like about it?

>baby games and overpriced DLC
Tendies buy this shit?

>>720461845
no galaxy 3

>>720461789
The direct was that bad, huh?

>>720460808
Guess Capcom wasn't kidding when they said they gave up on the PS5

NINTENDO WON

>>720461845
This was the most baffling thing of all.

I like how it seems Koei and Nintendo are in good terms, shame Nioh won't ever get a Switch 2 release tho

>xir is screencapping the board instead of discussing the 3rd party showcase
*also on really buckbroke xir...

He's so furious about the massive stack of games that he can't even be happy for the few that aren't exclusive
>Super Mario Bros. 40th anniversary stuff [Nintendo Museum, Super Nintendo World, Kyoto Marathon]
>The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (April 2026)
>Super Mario Galaxy+Super Mario Galaxy 2 (Oct.2) [Switch 1]
>Mario & Rosalina amiibos
>Mario Tennis Fever (Feb.12) [Switch 2]
>Super Mario Bros. Wonder Nintendo Switch 2 Edition+Meetup in Bellabel Park (Spring 2026)
>Talking Flower figure (Spring 2026)
>Yoshi and the Mysterious Book (Spring 2026) [Switch 2]
>Storm Lancers (Today) [Switch 1]
>Dinkum (Nov.5) [Switch 1]
>Popucom (Holiday 2025) [Switch 1]
>Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (Spring 2026) [Switch 1]
>Mortal Kombat: Legacy Kollection (Digitally Oct.30/Physically Dec.12)[Switch 1]
>Final Fantasy VII Remake Innergrade (Jan.22) [Switch 2]
>Lynked: Banner of the Spark (Today) [Switch 1]
>Hades II (Digitally Sept.25/Physically Nov.20) [Switch 1]
>Kirby Air Riders amiibos+2nd Air Riders Direct
>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment (Nov.6) [Switch 2]
>Dragon Quest VII Reimagined (Feb.5) [Switch 1]
>Nintendo Today! Kirby Theme
>NSO Virtual Boy with accessory (Feb.17) [Switch 1+2]
>Mario's Tennis
>Galactic Pinball
>Teleroboxer
>11 Other ones planned
>Fatal Frame Crimson Butterfly Remake (Early 2026) [Switch 2]
>One Piece Pirate Warriors 4 Switch 2 Edition (Fall)

>>720462165
At least the screenshot is from 2025, grandpa is now trying to hide his tracks kek.

>>720462214
>Overcooked! 2 Switch 2 Edition (Holiday 2026)
>Stardew Valley Switch 2 Edition (Fall)
>Human Fall Flat Switch 2 Edition (Spring 2026)
>Power Wash Simulator 2 (Fall) [Switch 2]
>Suika Game Planet (Winter) [Switch 1]
>Metroid Prime 4 (Dec.4) [Switch 1+Switch 2 Edition]
>Donkey Kong Bananza DK Island & Emerald Rush DLC (Today) [Switch 2]
>Pokémon Pokopia (2026) [Switch 2]
>Pokémon Legends Z-A Switch 2 Edition (Oct.16)
>Pokémon Legends Z-A Mega Dimension DLC
>Danganronpa 2x2 (2026) [Switch 1]
>Dynasty Warriors Origins+DLC (Jan.22) [Switch 2]
>Monster Hunters Stories 3: Twisted Reflection (Mar.13) [Switch 2]
>Two Point Museum (Oct.28) [Switch 2]
>Disgaea 7 Complete (Oct.10) [Switch 2]
>EA Sports FC26 (Sept.26) [Switch 1]
>Dragon Quest I & II HD-2D Remake (Oct.30) [Switch 1]
>Virtual Fighter 5 R.E.V.O. World Stage (Winter) [Switch 2]
>Lego Voyages (Sept.15) [Switch 1]
>Little Nightmares III (Oct.10) [Switch 1]
>Persona 3 Reload (Oct.23) [Switch 2]
>Resident Evil requiem (Feb.27) [Switch 2]
>Resident Evil VII (Feb.27) [Switch 2]
>Resident Evil Village [Switch 2]
>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave (2026) [Switch 2]

So many games it takes two posts

>>720462214
Nice shovelware list

>Dynasty Warriors Origins
>Resident Evil 7, 8, 9
>Final Fantasy 7 Remake, Rebirth and Reunion confirmed for Switch 2
Sony is finished

>>720462330
Now remove all the ports/remakes/remasters/DLC

>>720462214
Also on PC, PS5 and Xbox Series S/X

You guys enjoying the meltdown? We knew from his spergouts last week and yesterday that something was coming but holy shit he's absolutely mentally devastated

>>720462214
>That gigantic list of turds

>>720459318 (OP)
Will Fire Emblem replace Final Fantasy in Japan?

What a dogshit direct. I hope they're planning something else for 40 years of Mario.

>>720462479
He might genuinely kill himself and I'm all for it.

>>720461657
>amyrans are white
At least play the games before commentating on the series retard.

Where's grandpa, I believe he said this direct was going to be amazing.

LETS GO!

>>720462596
Depends if the next Final Fantasy has a white protag or not.

>>720462454
>Mario Tennis Fever (Feb.12) [Switch 2]
>Yoshi and the Mysterious Book (Spring 2026) [Switch 2]
>Storm Lancers (Today) [Switch 1]
>Suika Game Planet (Winter) [Switch 1]
>Metroid Prime 4 (Dec.4) [Switch 1+Switch 2 Edition]
>Pokémon Pokopia (2026) [Switch 2]
>Pokémon Legends Z-A Switch 2 Edition (Oct.16)
>>Monster Hunters Stories 3: Twisted Reflection (Mar.13) [Switch 2]
>Little Nightmares III (Oct.10) [Switch 1]
>Resident Evil requiem (Feb.27) [Switch 2]
>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave (2026) [Switch 2]
>Hades II (Digitally Sept.25/Physically Nov.20) [Switch 1]
>Kirby Air Riders amiibos+2nd Air Riders Direct
>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment (Nov.6) [Switch 2]

Megaman Starforce Collection too

>>720462479
They are going mental with the Direct
If trying to /pol/bait one of the games

>>720462614
>Grandpa is so angry that he's wishing for someone to die
Larping and samefagging does this to you.

>>720462372
Reunion's already out on Switch

>>720461845
>>720462076
what the fuck were they thinking

>>720462214
We love shovelware here!

>>720462852
*also on

>>720463020
*at playstation

>>720462852
WHAT WHY WASN'T THIS IN THE DIRECT HOLY SHIT STARGODS WE WON

>>720462852
I'm actually hyped for this.
Why didn't they have it on the western direct?

>>720463019
If you don't like it, you're a snoy!

>>720463084
Are you retarded? Nobodies making any claim of exclusivity for it.

No one report >>720462614
Let everyone see how utterly mindbroken tendies are KWABOTY!

>>720463119
It was in the Japanese one, no clue why it skipped the NA direct.

>>720462214
>>720462330
This list is making him seethe so hard lmao he wishes he had games to play on this favorite toy

FF7 Rebirth and whatever part 3 ends up being called just got confirmed for Switch 2

It seems like Nintendo is confident enough to only focus on games releasing up to Spring 2026.

>>720462846
Damn that still more games the PS5 got in a year.

>>720462852
>ANOTHER shitty collection that I can emulate for free and better
fuck off

>>720463268
Nobody cares about SE slop

>>720462961
The 3rd Remake game

>>720463273
i blame both playstation and xbox for throwing in the towel
now ninty doesn't even have to try

>>720463520
Even your memes are ports.

Humiliation ritual for tendies

Is Olímpio hiding and praying for someone's death because of this?

Whoops meant to say snoys.
I like to suck dog dicks btw, not sure if it matters :)

>>720462846
ok let's try to arrange by month
>Storm Lancers (Today) [Switch 1]
>Little Nightmares III (Oct.10) [Switch 1]
>Pokémon Legends Z-A Switch 2 Edition (Oct.16)
>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment (Nov.6) [Switch 2]
>Kirby Air Rider (Nov.20) [Switch 2]
>Hades II (Digitally Sept.25/Physically Nov.20) [Switch 1]
>Metroid Prime 4 (Dec.4) [Switch 1+Switch 2 Edition]
>Mario Tennis Fever (Feb.12) [Switch 2]
>Resident Evil requiem (Feb.27) [Switch 2]
>Monster Hunters Stories 3: Twisted Reflection (Mar.13) [Switch 2]

No date
>Suika Game Planet (Winter) [Switch 1]
>Yoshi and the Mysterious Book (Spring 2026) [Switch 2]
>Pokémon Pokopia (2026) [Switch 2]
>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave (2026) [Switch 2]

Kinda consistent imo. The only problem is there's no nintendo fan, just fans of series.

>>720463768
Yeah, kinda. Now they're content in announcing games like 3-6 months before release. If that's the case then the Fall directs are going to be the weakest when it comes to new announcements.

>>720463481
Not what you were saying last year, but it's okay I don't blame you

>Final Fantasy and Dynasty Warriors were never good anyway!
Yup, he's absolutely devastated.

>>720463989
Yoshi is for sure coming out same month as the movie. FE is a July game

>>720464007
People started to magically stop giving a shit about SE once they started supporting Nintendo more. Funny how that works out.

>>720462596
>FE

Not even same genre, also Persona did that already.

>>720463776
>retard is completely obviously to his own stupidity
Perfect meme for the gold wojak victims lel

>What I was expecting

Pic

>What I got

>>720462076
>>720461845

>>720464118
Kinda like how snoys were calling FFT a piece of trash and that it's not real Final Fantasy back when the FFT remaster was announced?

>>720463989
Pokemon Minecraft and DQ7 will make infinite sales and money for Nintendo whenever they release.

>>720464108
Resident Evil was never good neither!

>>720464141
But enough about you.

>>720464238
Yep and like the time they were shitting on Octopath and 2d-HD in general.

>xir is back to creating xir own happiness
More RTH and another cardboard accessory for grandpa!

>>720464297
Oh yeah, you're going to see a lot more bait against RE now.

>>720464258
>Pokemon Minecraft
Pokemon spin offs rarely sell more than the 1 to 5m range

>>720464404
That part

>>720464238
Which is extra funny because prior to that you'd always hear them glazing fft like it's the second coming of Christ, and then when the demake got announced for everything suddenly it was never good

>>720464493
yeah but pokemon+animalcrossing vibe would sell a lot to female audience.

Why is this tendie talking to himself?

OH FU

>>720461845
>>720462076
LMAO
the fucking virtuaboy came back from the dead just to shit on sony again

>Pokémon builders is a collab between Gamefreak and KT
Can we get a Pokémon game by epd plsss

>>720464648
Anon, the players for those games are predominantly men.

>>720465178
>creating his own happiness throughout the thread
Pretend you won!

>Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade arrives on Nintendo Switch 2, Xbox Series X|S and Xbox on PC on January 22, 2026.

>That’s not all, the remake trilogy will also be making its way to Switch 2, Xbox Series X|S and Xbox on PC as well as PlayStation 5, Steam and Epic Games Store!
https://x.com/finalfantasyvii/status/1966514225117118813?t=g_E013eGkxYhV9-xRpKp3Q

HAHAHAHAHAH
Calling it now, FFXVII will be on Switch 2. Full fucking circle, huh?

>Whole FVII remake trilogy confirmed for switch 2
Well, guess we need to get some more rope for the mass hangings that will happen

>>720465358
22 > 18
keep crying geezer

>>720465358
I feel for you, having to witness the death of the barrierstation 5 like this must be rough

>>720465185
KT is slowly getting absorbed into Nintendo's sphere of influence.

>>720465439
The fact that they have the Switch 2 first in the marketing now is absolutely hilarious to witness. Holy shit there will be suicides

Tendies do be retarded drones, not a single one of these cultists has said a thing about the paid dlc for a 2 months old game, another 3rd party showcase and more cardboard. 'Fraid so.

I don't understand what they were thinking with this.

>>720465506
hopefully they find some legal loophole to cut gamefreak out so an actual good dev can work on pokemon instead

>>720465506
Hopefully they give them Fire Emblem and disband IS.

>>720465610
? 2 Months later is better than a whole season pass before the game even has a release date like everyone else does, but I guess it's okay when Sony does it

>>720465431
>>720465439
>FINAL FANTASY WAS NEVER GOOD

>>720465610
>not a single one of these cultists has said a thing about the paid dlc for a 2 months old game,
Well yeah, otherwise everyone would have to call out games like time stranger for having dlc when it isn't even out.

>>720465431
>>720465439
Fuck...at least monster hunter wilds isn't going to the switch

>>720465610
day ONE dlc has been the norm for years thanks to the rest of the industry and no one bats an eye

>>720465763
Not even him likes that one lmao, notice how it never got a ritual post?

>>720465763
I'd rather wait for the portable team's MH game than get a port of Wilds. Snoys can keep Wilds.

>>720465431
>already on steam
Only took 6 years for the pedos to finally get a good game.

>>720465643
Movie.

Your bitching about muh 70 dollah game means nothing. it going sell like crack.

>>720465748
FF7R was never good.

>>720465610
Yikes...

>>720465643
they were thinking
>sony is charging $130 for the last of us 2 for the 6th time, so lets give people 2 10/10 games for a fraction of the price just to stunt on sony's corpse

>>720465763
If Requiem getting a day and date Switch 2 version a week after Capcom blamed the barrierstation 5 for losing money is anything to go buy, they might actually try to cram milds onto the Switch 2 for the extra money no matter how terribly it runs

>Capcom literally went "fuck Sony they're jobbing shutters lmao"
I warned you macaco. Every thread you make, every shitpost,samefag etc is minus one karma to sony

>>720465643
Pay $180 for games you already own.

>>720465763
I would rather have whatever have the portable team is making than milds on switch 2

No idea why tendies are bragging about getting the FFVII games

The FF series has been in steady and constant decline, saleswise and qualitywise

Good for tendies getting those games, but it's not something big or important anymore, it's a phyrric victory at best.

>>720466103
No, please. I don't want Milds on the Switch 2 and have to wait longer for the next MH game.

>>720466103
Eh, I'd rather have them port World + Icebrone and pray the portable team takes nothing from Wilds.

>convicted predator still creating his own happiness
*The pattern

Cope seethe and dilate macaco.
You got raped n gaped btw
-1 karma to Sony again btw

>>720466304
>gets on switch
>instantly slags it off
You never change

>>720466119
It's 70
You're thinking of sony

>>720465897
Oh no yeah in a business sense it is logical of course. But Nintendo usually doesn't stoop to the level of snoy. So the way they are handling this is a little shocking. Especially when you consider the 35th anniversary, despite the limited time frame of availability.

>>720466353
yeah the deranged snoy making flat up lies to cope is pathetic

>>720466393
The best part is that all it means is that everyone can finally shit on it without sonyfags screeching about how it's only hated because it isn't on switch.

>>720465643
>hey here's a port of two of the highest rated games ever made, that turned 3D Mario's reputation around after Sunshine, that also perfectly synergize with the new Mario film

>>720466304
God please keep saying things like this I love it holy shit I've been waiting years to see this 180

>>720466448
Nintendo, the jew/terrorist organization that sells cardboard accessories? That one.

DQVII Remake looks good but I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish they did VIII instead.

>>720466543
big issue is the opposite problem hits it now
criticism is brushed off as the mindless seething of the sony cultists shitting on a game only because its now on the switch

>>720466330
I don't think a World port is happening simply because the contract with Sony is probably valid until the end of time

>>720466574
galaxies is fine and all but imagine the hype had they announced a new 3d mario game alongside the movie

>>720465643
I missed out on 3d all stars. With this and 64+Sunshine on NSO, I don't need it anymore!

>>720466669
DQVII has more Nintendo versions than Playstation ones by now.

>>720463202
I'll admit I laughed when they showed the cardboard Virtual Boy. It's like there's one executive at Nintendo that refuses to let go of the cardboard gimmick.

>>720466593
sony was actively cheering for the burning of cities and people dying
they're the ones releasing the same game 6 times in 4 years while charging over $100 each time

>>720466701
huh? World is on Xbox too.

>>720466574
Yes but for the 35th anniversary one of those games already got a port and that package as a whole was cheaper than this one. That's whats so confusing to me.

>>720466669
I read in the DQ thread that VII takes place right after II, not sure if that's true or not as it's the first I ever heard of it. If true, that might be the reason

>everyone laughing at Nintendo for having no games and no future but selling more cardboard
>the resident 4chan larper fighting for his life
This was a good direct to get some keks

>>720466837
sony has made contracts specifically to keep games off platforms before
they've done it to nintendo a lot and to delay PC versions a few times

>>720466761
But 64 in 3D Allstars was improved compared to the regular 64 version, and you're also missing Sunshine (for now).

>>720466393
>>720466543
>>720466689
Regardless, FF is not big anymore and it's on constant decline, even their big cashcow (FFXIV) is fuckin dead

>>720466787
If I had to guess it's so people can get something if they don't want to splurge for the big plastic dealie.

>>720466837
Back before World was first revealed a supposed insider said that MH5 would be PS exclusive and that Capcom had signed a contract with Sony that forbade a Nintendo version, everything else was fair game. Same anon also said MHXX would be announced at a mh direct

>>720465643
Really curious on how they made Galaxy 2 work since the trailer didn't imply you can only play it on tv mode or anything.

>>720463273
The do that since the second half of the Switch 1's life. You only get games coming up in the next two quarters. We will get games that go further in the february Direct. It's to prevent development hell. You can't complain about delays on games that got announced 4 months before coming out.That's why they only announced games going up to the end of the year before this direct (aside from Sploon Raiders for some reason).

>>720462214
>>720462330

>>720456009
>8
Slurpza...

>>720466593
"Cities can rebuild, Zach." - Sony

>>720466837
>Xbox

We dont talk or mention Xbox in these threads son

>>720466906
you making a dozen threads that all have 2 replies is not "everyone"

>>720467034
That's literally the point. They made it abundantly clear that you require the virtual boy addon thing, which everyone knows will cost a fortune, so as a workaround because they know no one will buy it they're giving you the blueprints to make a homeade cardboard one if you really want to play virtual boy games for some reason

No wonder Capcom got Requiem running on the Switch 2, it's multiple gens behind the current one.

>>720461845
NTA, but this direct felt very underwhelming.
>What I liked
Mario Tennis Fever looks kinda neat. Single player mode reminds me of the Game Boy titles. I hope it isn't super shallow like the past decade of Mario sports titles.
New Yoshi could be good, but it could also turn out like New Island and Crafted World. The difficulty in making cozy platformers is if you lean too hard into the relaxing aspect, the game ends up boring and uneventful.
Dragon Quest 7 remake looks neat. I like the shrunken down look of everything; it reminds me of the Link's Awakening remake, which I also liked.
MP4 date, finally. Motorcycle looks cool, and the desert seems like a hub area or a larger part of a level. I doubt the game is purely open-world slop like others will FUD-post about.
New Fire Emblem looks interesting. Never played one, but I'd like to get into the series someday. Discussion will likely be a mess, however. I guess it's a sequel to a controversial entry; also people will argue whether the MC is a nigger (game is set in the Mediterranean, so I doubt he is).
Mouse controls in Stardew. Only reason I kept playing on PC. More Switch games should use these.
P3 Reload. Nothing new to say cause it's already out. Just makes me happy.
>What I disliked
Galaxy ports at $40 each. Wasn't 3D All-Stars $50? Unless you have ZERO ways to play the originals, I don't see the appeal of these.
Virtual Boy. On one hand, tying these to a replica console is endearing in a retarded way, but wasn't the VB notoriously uncomfortable? At $99 plus $50 subscription, just spend $50 more to get a real VB.
DKB DLC. Jesus, $20 for the equivalent of Odyssey's free balloon update.
Three derivative farming/crafting games.
I continue to feel bad for Pokemon fans.
Alot of time dedicated to indie/niche announcements. Not to imply that those are bad games, they're just not what I get up for a Direct for.

>>720467005
The biggest loss is going to be mario sunshine with widescreen. I don't think the NSO version is going to have it

>>720461845
More than just FE and Metroid. DQ 7 looked cool but I will miss the 3DS overworld.

>>720461789
>>720462330
>>720461789
Entire sticky thread disagrees with you. It was mid.

>>720467353
>capcom knows so well that the piss5 is such a giga flop they're going back to making PS4 games
>in 2025

>>720467353
Capcom (and probably a lot of other 3rd party devs) realized that XS and PS5 owners don't buy games.

>>720467256
>drone thinks this is about 4chan

>>720467382
Sorry. But the squad has determined that you're a snoytranny by not loving every second of the direct.

>>720467353
Seethe harder

>>720465431
>>720465439
>FF ditches Nintendo with FFVII after being mad at Yamauchi's criticism
>As it is dying, it comes back to its place of birth like an old elephant to expire with one last smelly turd of a release
Poetry

>>720467136
Splatoon Raiders was more to show Nintendo was serious about using Nintendo Today as their main news vehicle, by using it to announce a game.

>>720467256
>you're
Oh no no

I don't even know why he is having a melty.
Only good thing about the direct was mandatefags getting another raping. Everything else looked pretty mediocre, especially brown emblem. I might get the Bananza DLC though.

>>720467407
acfag, please...

>>720467484
>sony cultist thinks anyone cares about his reddit or the NDS youtubers

>>720467353
>PS4

>>720467595
>snoy is seething so much he can't even read anymore

>>720467598
Switch 2 is getting the big boy third party games day and date on top of previous sony exclusives like dw origins. That's what set him off

>>720461845
No 3D Mario, dlcs that feel scummy approaching the level of other gaming companies, Mario Galaxy and Galaxy 2 being that expensive, especially as someone who owns 3D Allstars. Otherwise I thought it was ok

>>720467353
LOL

>>720467616
>acfag playing on 3ds and having switch online
You got raped by him.

>>720465178
Virtual Boy will last longer than Concord.

>>720467774
>dlcs that feel scummy
wake me up when nintendo launches a $100 game with a $90 battlepass day one

>>720467158
We should add new game boxarts everytime the Switch 2 gets a new game

>>720467738
>ieslb
Not everyone making the threads is one guy.

>>720467598
Careful, you're gonna get called a snoy.

Airight, who's missing? We got Fromsoftware, Capcom, Atlus, RGG Studio, Square Enix, KT, Sega and Bamco.

Who hasn't bent the knee?

>>720467932
They already sell $20 games for $90, what fucking more do you need to open your eyes?

>>720467353
>Third parties are finally realising that graphicfags are a plague and they are downscaling their games to get those sweet Ninty sales
You love to see it!

>>720467932
Can you not read you dumb faggot? I said approaching.

>>720468059
>making games is bending the knee
This tells me how underage you are. Go look back at pre-WiiU libraries. Especially the GameCubes Capcom 5.

ngl I thought Prime 4 was Metroid 6 for a second lol, game's looking great tho

>>720462479
i missed yesterday. tell me it was good.
I was busy with my own melt down over the faggot nigger beast fly over lava lake in SS. team cherry needs to be whipped raw for that alone.

>>720468068
And he instantly exposes himself!

>>720468068
and sony sells $5 games for $120

>>720468059
Konami

>>720467991
I said something similiar in a prior thread, so yes.

>>720468117
Other way around. Switch 2 finally has some power.

>>720468251
Her suit does look like it came from Dread, at least as far as the graphics/style goes.

>>720468258
>famitsufag can't beat beast2
LMAO OF COURSE

>>720467353
I had some expectations for this game, now I know this is another Silent Hill 2 demake, another walking simulator with no action.

>>720461303
>and Nintendo only lets KT work on future games.
This literally looks like it{s done on the 3H engine anon, it basically is 3H 2.
You are literally begging for more dogshit.

>>720468258
He went insane and outed himself as an actual old man, tried to get the board shut down again apparently

>>720464147
when will you niggers learn to not trust leakers?

>>720467136
>We will get games that go further in the february Direct. It's to prevent development hell. You can't complain about delays on games that got announced 4 months before coming out.

I honestly like this better than the "We announced this game but it won't be out for 3 years but we will remind you each year that it's totally coming soon and will *not* suffer from hype fatigue"

>>720468258
the archives let you see all of it but the highlights
Thread 2 he had a mental breakdown and started spamming about astro flop again because someone made fun of the game awards
thread 3 the snoy got made fun of and called an old man because he tried to call out someone using an image from like 4 or 5 years ago to make fun of sony, then he posted a 17 year old image while trying to defend sony. He then went nuclear and started screaming about raping and murdering kids again

>>720468334
>but other company
You realize we don't want Nintendo to be Sony, right?

>>720467407
When has this shithole ever liked a Nintendo direct honestly

>>720468525
Huh? Isn't that anon's pic games that Nintendo leaked themselves?

>>720468495
It's not the 3H engine, it's Engage's. KT is not even working on it

>>720462132
The best selling musous have been the Nintendo spinoffs, so it's to their benefit to keep that relationship cultivated. Their other IPs do decently too.
Both also probably benefit from the moneyprinter that Three Houses is. Come the game's release window I wouldn't be surprised they announce another Edelgard figure but this time in her Warriors outfit and I don't know fucking know, house-themed fountain pens or some other cheap thing they can color red, blue and yellow and slap a sigil onto.

>>720468232
>g-grow up!
Not that guy but demanding everyone to be mature whwn you people get butthurt is very predictable, even in the 2000's back at the NeoGAF days

>>720468293
I'm >>720468172

>no digimon
>no beast of revelation
0 out 0

>>720468573
Most of them are good. Are you so fragile that some criticism towards a mid one makes you go into victim mode?

>>720468573
2017

>>720468568
thankfully nintendo isn't a pedo-infested company like sony so they aren't at risk

>>720468680
>two flops
Gamefreak will make more money from residuals of the pokemon minecraft game than they will from bor lmao

>>720467353
>Requiem is coming to PS5 and PS4

SONY WON!

>>720468616
Why are you projecting? You act like making games is somehow an act of submission when they've always been doing that. You're just a grade A bitch now.

>>720468749
>but
You guys were talking about prices. Even gamefreak is selling paid DLC before the release of ZA too.

>>720465763
we are in the era of remakes.
just give me mon hun 3ult.
Don't change or rebalance anything.
Just give it to me with stable 60fps.

>>720468749
>the company owned by pedos and makes games for pedos isn't infested with pedos
Nice story bro, enjoy your toddler slop sponsored by terrorists.

I'm getting those air rider Amiibo. All of them.
Frankly, I am quite surprised that I was looking forward to amiibo the most. Even the mario galaxy one seem nice.
Game-wise, the best news for me is megaman starforce, and Pokemon ZA actually interested me.
The JP steam is frankly quite pleasant to watch, it's a 7/10 for me

>>720465763
Once it comes to switch 2 we will then adore Wilds.

>>720468528
The Microsoft way. I remember when they were shitting out presentations filled with games that weren't even in pre-production yet just so they could grab headlines.

How is this thread taking the direct? Iirc this is mostly a Nintendo circlejerk?

>>720468117
Based Yamaguchi will still haunting third parties even from the grave.

>>720468942
>even (company that isn't nintendo) is doing DLC!!!!!

>>720468680
Blame bamco. Also PC have denuvo and lower res textures for some retard ass reason.

>>720468832
I said "not that guy" bro
Why are you acting like I'm the one you're arguing?

>>720469072
It was mid for most. A few slurpers but that's it.

>>720468615
Took a long while, but finally, a 3D FE that looks as good as the sprite-based games.

>>720468942
That mega raichu shit was dlc? Kek that's even worse than the DK one.

>>720469009
>snoy is SEETHING because sony isn't even the majority owner of FUCKING SONY
your blackrock front company is imploding, george going to prison was a sign

>>720469086
See
>>720468232
>>720468832

>>720469223
I don't understand why they're moving away from the model of free updates. This would've been a perfect free update for Bananza.

>>720469072
the snoy is having a complete mental breakdown as usual when hes not spamming threads

>>720469256
Don't blow yourself up.

>>720469162
I wasn't. That post was purely UUUU.

>>720468476
I did beat it.
It's just a nigger arse boss.
Has every trait of a shittily made boss.

>>720468504
the mental i'llness only increases with time.
how sad

>>720469397
look out for the juggernaut

>>720466689
>criticism is brushed off as the mindless seething of the sony cultists
Nah, that's always been a non issue. People who actually play the games can actually discern what's a real criticism and what isn't.

>>720469072
>mario tennis
>fire emblem
crazy that capcom actually put the new resident evil on it though, as well as resident evil 7 and 8
6/10 direct

>>720469089
>Nintendo has nothing to do with Pokémon or gamefreak

So, we can expect pragmata?

>>720469597
Nintendo does not own gamefreak

Anyone has the rest of this image? I want to look back at it since it was during the period our guy was still sucking off FFVII R.

>Awwwww. How cute. Two little gamers and their Shitch 2. Heard
your new console went over pretty good. I guess kids dig that goofy bing-bing-wahoo
crap. I tell you what. I'll buy you a PS5 for $500, right now. I got my
check book.

>>720469191
Mid's fine. They only announced new games that were releasing up to Spring 2026 and that's a notoriously slow period for significant game releases. I'd be worried if the next two general directs didn't have much since those typically show Nintendo's hand for Fall/Holiday 2026.

>>720469507
>famitsukek has no skill
Checks out.

>>720469674
Didn't even imply that. Think.

wow, he's spamming metroid to genshin comparisons huh

>>720469009
>>720469397

>>720469072
The resident schizo Olímpio created his own little story that snoys hate FF and Resident Evil because Nintendo finally got games that came out 15 years ago, none of them has actually said anything about the games, the paid dlc or the cardboard shit.
The direct was a miss.

>>720469735
They really need a new Zelda and Monolith game. Or smash. Or something out of left field like a [good] new IP or revival.

>>720469834
This actually explains why Sony's such a shit company.

>>720469605
I think it's guaranteed now, unless sony made an exclusivity deal which if they didn't for RE9, they for sure didn't for pragmata

>>720469783
chinese mobileslop is all sony has left
is it really that surprising?

>>720469783
He's also running around FF7 threads, whining that the remake was never good and how he doesn't care after sucking it off for years.

>>720469854
>í

>>720469934
To be fair he's right. Remake is crap.

>>720469674
>Pokemon having paid dlc is not Nintendo's responsibility
There it is.

>>720469881
My guess is that Monolith Soft's next game is releasing Fall 2026, so we'll probably get something either in the next direct or in the summer one.

>>720470034
He was sucking it off as being superior to the original for years.

>>720469735
>>720469881
You guys need to make peace with the fact that from now on we'll be seeing big third party stuff on the directs too, so announcements like 3D Zelda, Xeno, Smash etc are gonna be more spaced out per direct unless it's a big special one

>>720469086
>Nintendo knew where the industry was headed decades ago and has spent all that time carving out a longterm path to not get caught in the inevitable money hole of Triple A budgets and devaluing themselves as a company
>now their competitors are crashing and burning while they themselves are experiencing growth unlike any other
>third parties that attempted to kill them now bend the knee
The craftsman spirit and will to survive and overcome any challenge set before them is admirable.

>>720469418
Also we all know for years that Sony moneyhats companies to not put their games on Nintendo systems so it's kinda funny it started bitting them in the assso much they can't even hide it anymore and blame the PS5
I also remember an interview from the 2000's where Square said they considered Nintendo their enemy

>>720469934
snoys are terribly predictable

That Ninteendeen guy popped into my head so wanted to check. Turns out he only gets 10K at best these days and has fallen off harder even harder than I thought based on this board.

>>720469704
This one?

>>720469605
Other than GTA VI it doesnt feel like there's such a thing as a game too big for the Switch 2 tbqh

>>720470027
I've got you bro.

>>720469934
The remake IS shit, but we were not allowed to talk about it because it was a slight against daddy Sony

>>720470041
>n-n-n-nn-noooooo nintendo controls gamefreak!!! thats why gamefreak has never ever made a non-nintendo game....

>>720470174
Thank you.

Sony, are you okay?
So, Sony, are you okay?
Are you okay, Sony?
Sony, are you okay?
So, Sony, are you okay?

>>720470248
>multiplat
>looks worse than pokemon

>>720470305
We're talking about all 3 of them. Think.

>>720470163
Wonder how hard this direct made him seethe

the better pokemon game right now isn't even made by gamefreak

>>720470248
>gamepass

>>720470103
Yeah, I made my peace with that a while ago. Nintendo doesn't have to be desperate and announce games 1-3 years ahead of time like they used to during the Wii U era. They can hold things back until 3-9 months before release and let 3rd parties fill the extra space.

>>720470103
That has always been the case during the Switch era, 2 or 3 new first party announcement, some new trailers for games that were already announced and the rest is third party.

>>720470121
>Sony moneyhatted the hundreds of games that skipped Nintendo including the one made by their own partner studio GF
KWARB

>>720470348
Every time they work on something that isn't Pokemon they just show that they're terrible developers. The only ones that are worse are IF and CH.

>>720469334
New level and a new minigame that's accessible over multiple levels in the postgame seems about right for a paid DLC.

>>720470342
We are

>>720470348
>worse
New Snap is the only good Pokémon game last gen.

>>720470117
>more victimhood
Nobody is "bending the knee".

>>720470163
I wonder how long until he gets exposed as a pedo/groomer
a youtuber snoy is doubling down on the odds of being a predator

>>720470387
The next 3D Mario was a no-show, so probably not that hard.

>>720470248
/Thread

>>720470432
It's different now because you'll be seeing more things like RE9 going forward, something that was unthinkable when it comes to Nintendo platforms for the past generation. It's gonna be more like 2 new 1st party games per direct now

>>720470479
They honestly lucked into pokemon and the fact that it's a genre where other developers don't want to try to make a better game than pokemon helps too I suppose.

>>720470508
you seem to be seethign hard though
I guess being reminded that the virtual boy MOGGED the PS5 is rough >>720465178

>>720470163
>>720470510
SkittyBitty won. DistantKingdom won.

>>720470508
This whole announcement is Nintendo flexing on Sony and Microsoft
>We have so much money we can piss it away on a glorified April Fools Day joke

>>720470510
I kind of hope not because you know sonyfags will just treat him like he's a Nintendo fan and spam it more than that pedo Sony CEO.

the posters ITT saying this direct wasnt all that bad are probably buying that virtual boy cardboard

>amiibo
What kinda of scam is this?

>>720470103
Already made peace with it last year. The fact that I can reliably count on Direct announcements to show games coming out in 3-6 months has been nothing but a boon.

>>720470847
Are you retarded?

>>720470774
Sorry kid, he's one of you. Not everything is a falseflag.

Complaining about DLC being announced for games is rich when everyone has been okay with day one season passes for over a decade at this point. Should have complained about it back then, but you know what they say: It's okay when Sony does it!

>>720470432
Nah, Nintendo holds their cards even closer now. They used to announce games as far away as two years before their projected release date during the 1st half of the Switch-era; now the closest you'll get is ~9 months before release. They don't want another TotK or MP4 situation again.

>>720470174
>Stellar Blade discussion completely stopped after the PC announcement with only some coping that "A-At least it's not on Switch, right?, RIGHT?"
>Wukong discussion stopped after it released on Xbox
>Rise of Ronin never brought up again after the PC port
>FF7 Remake was "GOTY- Exclusive" and now it's dogshit the second it's announced for Switch 2
>Has to have the retarded "Console Exclusive" title to try to claim games are only on PS5 when they're also on PC
>Had to pad out the list with a japan only baseball game because MLB is now gone
>Exclusive Cut scenes

>>720470103
That has always been the case.
It bothers me that people forgot Switch 1 year 1.

>>720470949
Case in point.

>>720470174
>Exclusive cut scenes
That one is so fucking funny
It's also funny how Sonicfags treated it as a new game instead of a port of Sonic Generations with some new levels and characters

>>720469072
IMO it was rather mediocre because of nogged emblem and showing nothing I wouldn't be thinking "yeah that was gonna happen".
I find it baffling the caco is even shitting his pants over it at all.

>>720470962
n-n-n-noooo dlc is bad now that nintendo does it!!!!
also mario kart world doesn't have any DLC so its a FLOP!!!!

>>720470962
For me my gripe are retards going "cut content" on Bananza. Yeah sure pricing is bad, but saying it's cut content after the whole praising of the game being complete is just bollocks and plain "post hype retardation".

>>720470984
>pretend you won
At least you're not spamming 20 year-old screenshots, that shit really broke you KEK.

>>720471136
a bunch of games getting switch 2 versions so he has to change all of his spam to now shit on games like 7 remake after spending years defending it and calling it game of the year

>>720471190
>sony boomer is STILL seething that everyone made fun of his 2 decade old screenshots

>>720469783
>>720469927
godawful time to shill genshit when their forced gaytracing update priced out over 33% of their playerbase

>>720471136
>nogged emblem
?

>>720470969
For better or worse, companies have figured out shorter marketing cycles just work better for them.
Look at Team Cherry, they dropped Silksong on a random thursday and fucking crashed every store lol.

No but really

Did tendies actually like this dogshit direct? Are Tendies really bragging about multiplatform games that will run like dogshit on Switch 2?

LMAO, keep pretending that you "Won"

>>720466304
The PS5 exclusivity burned SE so hard they're now going completely multiplat.
It's hilarious

>>720470163
>>720470387
he just uploaded a video 4 minutes ago when i went to check holy shit the guy must be boiling

>>720471156
Best part? They were begging for DLC lol

>Game Keycard
Dead on arrival

>>720471490
I get it: it's cheaper and people have shorter attention spans, so shorter periods between announcement and release are better.

>>720471402
>60 yo pedo can't stop lying
KEK

>>720471506
I've been waiting for you, Mr. Brazilian anti-Nintendo glowie.

>>720471506
just like star wars? runs better on switch 2 than it does on deck

>>720471638
Tendie sisters

DON'T LOOK!!

>>720471465
Snoys are upset that now that FE got announced, that brings up Switch 2 exclusives up one more number while the barrierstation 5 has... Yeah, so they're trying to shitpost however they can

Big Mat just posted the top 20 best selling Sega Saturn games.

Yes it's fucking Madden do you have to ask?

>>720471638
>Dead on arrival
See that red circle on the left?
That's ensured a solid amount of sales. It's going to be the one key to actually sell.

>>720471703
don't break your hip old man snoy

>>720470163
>Open jewtube channel.
>Instantly beeline to the videos tab and sort by popular.
>Top video is "Nintendo is ALREADY BANNING Switch 2" with 345k views.
>Second is Why I'm NOT Buying the Nintendo Switch 2" with 203K views
>Third is "Piracy isn't theft, The Price of Piracy" 141K views.
Looks like he's still chasing a high he will never get again.

>>720471638
To nobody's surprise

macaco thinks he's pissing off anyone by spamming the same two virtual boy pics lol

>>720471814
His videos about Switch 2 sales are him projecting about his views

>>720471154
Mario Kart World doesn't need DLC right now as shown with how good it sells.

>>720471790
Do japs even care about MTG?

>>720471748
piss5 KNEELS to the virtuaGODS
22 > 18

>>720471638
>Actually a competent port with care put into it
>GKC
Square Enix really loves snatching loss from the jaws of victory

>>720470606
Anon... we've had 4 new first party games in this direct

>>720471638
>The progression features include:

>HP is always full - your HP is at its maximum value at all times. Even when hit by an enemy, your HP won’t go down. Instant death is also removed (sorry Tonberries!)

>MP is always full - your MP is always at its maximum value. Sling out spells with wild abandon!

>Limit gauge is always full - the Limit gauge is at maximum when you enter battle, and using powerful Limit Breaks won’t deplete it.

>ATB gauge is always full - your ATB gauge is always maxed out, so you can unleash abilities as much as you want without restriction!

>Damage dealt is always 9999 - with this set on, you’ll do maximum damage with every attack. No boss can stand against you!

SE broke the game so tendies could actually finish it.

>>720471956
ngl I am somewhat interested in Virtual Boy Wario Land.

>>720471703
>He deleted his own post to try to use it as some Gotcha
You are so predictable.

>>720469709
"I told you! It was never about the graphics."

>Hehe, right, right, I forgot. "Mr. Gameplay". I shoulda fixed you back on Wii U.

"Tell it to your posse! We're through. I got everything I need."

>Not this. *Holds up Astro Bot* Remember? The Game Awards? That was some sick footage. Too bad no one ever played it...

"You shitposting, meltdown havin' macaco!!"

>He-hey! What do you say? One last thread around the catalog. Winner takes the game.

>>720472032
It's really weird, what is this supposed "fantasy top tier" direct people were thinking. I got people thinking Prime 4 was "shafted"... despite literally doing what they asked - new (actual new) gameplay and date.

>>720471956
It's kind of sad, he spends all his time doing this nonsense and no one cares.
He doesn't even have anything other than this either.

>>720471638
good
i want SE to go fucking bankrupt

>>720472032
Biggest one was FE. The others were comparatively "small"

>>720472080
weird cope since all of SE's ports of FF games come with cheat modes so snoys and PC fags can pretend they've won

>>720472171
he's larping right now thinking he's doing something better, it's fucking sad

How's the jap reaction to DQ?

>>720472218
Anon... The last Mario Tennis surpassed FE16 in sales...

>>720471956
the virtual boy getting a single extra exclusive after all these years would be fucking hysterical
please make it happen nintendo

>>720470509
>Nobody is "bending the knee"
Third parties are accepting their games aren't getting desired results and now accept they should support the Switch and Nintendo's ecosystem that is without a doubt bending the knee especially since so many of them snuff Nintendo over the years.

>>720471707
>tendies are so desperate that they'll resort to ubislop
Remember when they boasted about Cyberpunk? They went quiet quick.

>>720472519
>snoy instantly tries to deflect when reality rapes him

>>720470248
>gamefreak slop
>UE5 slop
>snoys will back this just to get scammed like little town hero
Sad.
This is beyond the barrel's bottom.

>>720470984
And the funniest part is that they really believe that no one knows they are the ones behind the shitposting
It's the strangest thing, they always try to pass themselves as unbiased and neutral but you can always tell it's them from a mile away, not just for the things they get mad but also how they keep quiet about every bad thing Sony does, like suing Tencent
It's bizarre how every other fanbase will make themselves very clear of who they are, especially PC fans, but for some reason they always hide they are Sony fans

>>720471638
Physical edition
>Game-key card
One fucking job Square.

>no Stellar Blade or E33 announcement
Poor tendos, still no real games for them to play.

Charlie Kirk was a great Nintendo embassador.

>>720470479
What are you on about? Compa can make fun games still.

Fuck Nintendo and their dogshit direct

>>720472606
What gets me is that every time they go
>oh tendies always call everyone snoys!
But when you call them out, not even Sony necessarily, they'll scream "tendie" at you like mad men.

>but for some reason they always hide they are Sony fans
That's another thing, you'll get the anons who post in threads about bad Sony news and they'll pretend they aren't sonyfags and lambast consoles as a whole.

>>720472519
How much did Cyberpunketty sell in Japan?

where the fuck are people pulling the open world shit? the bike segments are just replacements for elevators. I thought people hated boring loading screens

>>720472753
Okay next, I'm going to expose the next anti-Nintendo glowie.

>>720472991
its bad when nintendo does it

>>720472584
>unoptimised boring ubislop at 26fps
>:(
>unoptimised boring ubislop at 30fps on the bing bing tablet
:)

also lossless scaling or something

How long until he gets a vacation of a couple hours or falls asleep? This direct really broke his mind

>>720472598
Crazy how that's still better than anything Nintendo is putting out... literally being carried by 3rd party flops, games that don't even chart in your in little magazine.

>>720473136
with some luck he will effectively kill himself by sleep deprivation
doubt it would happen though

>>720473076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee3dbmDME88
Deckie... Don't look...

>>720473076
>spend months screaming switch 2 can't run a game
>it runs it just fine
>gets mindbroken
snoys can't stop losing

>>720472976
Do you live in Japan?

>>720473136
He doesn't get vacations.
He might pretend to give himself one because he's a moderator.

>>720472218
Yoshi looks great.
Fuck you.
Tennis fever will be first one i buy since power on GC

>>720472171
This also sums up every one of those grifters that have declined thinking about it.

>>720473269
>30 fps at 320p
>it runs it just fine
Absolute state of tendies.

>>720471638
To be fair, i think this is probably the only game that justifies a GCK.
Isn't it like 90GB, not counting the DLC?

>>720473136
Everyone's here for your melty, you stopped spamming screenshots and Eric...

>>720473190
>gayfreak's new game has massive constant performance issues in the CURRATED TRAILER
and in the real world if your game isn't on a nintendo console or PC it flops hard

>>720468495
>looks exactly like Engage
>KT isn't mentioned once
>"OMG KT IS MAKING THIS ITS A 3H PORT"
Engage trannies are as stupid as snoys.

>>720472716
Square is gonna learn real.fucking fast.
Is RE9 physical or GKC?

>>720473276
I like Nintendo, isn't that enough?

>>720473365
see >>720473240
the absolute STATE of snoys

>>720473475
Why aren't you happy over the tellius trilogy getting being complete after all these years?

>>720472951
>FUCK NINTENDO, FUCK XBOX, FUCK PC, PS5™ RULES AND SONY IS NUMBER ONE!
>"Fuck off snoy"
>I'M NOT A SNOY, I'M ACTUALLY A PC USER BUT DAMN MAN, MY 4,000 DOLLAR MACHINE CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE CHEAPER (SHUT UP, 700 DOLLARS IS CHEAP!) PLAYSTATION 5™ SYSTEM. WITH IT'S BRAND NEW SSD TECHNOLOGY NEVER BEFORE SEEN AND TONS OF EXCLUSIVES, GODDAMN! I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO PLAY GAMES ON PC! I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THE SONY PLAYSTATION 5™

It's fun watching them try to act neutral when poorly copying some funny meme about xbox or whatever and it's always gotta include some Sony dicksucking and directly attack anyone that isn't Sony

>>720473453
>Daemon x machina sequel to a switch exclusive
DOA

>>720473317
I didn't say the others didn't look great, I just said the bigger announcement was FE and that's why they left it for last

>>720473647
>pretend you won by samefagging

>>720473772
another admission of guilt from the snoy?
More likely than you think since the snoy has spent multiple threads samefagging hundreds of times to pretend hes won

>>720473518
The only thing they'll learn is to not release anything on Nintendo again. Face it, game-key cards are the price to pay if you want to get third party games on Nintendo. They themselves asked for them for crying out loud. No one complains about the discs the other two consoles use being essentially useless and worse thanks to the 200gb+ day one patches

>>720473004
Look dude you're not going to convince people that yo- I mean, "Eric" isn't a shitposting sonyfag.

Patterns

>>720473639
FE8 sequel should have been get beed.

>>720474013
lol no, I'll just get them digitally
Fuck this half measure

>>720474013
hopefully they go bankrupt
the third parties asked for game keys because they wanted to be greedy fucks so its good they get punished by no one buying their games

>>720474074
But enough about snoys.

>>720474013
>No one complains about the discs the other two consoles use being essentially useless and worse thanks to the 200gb+ day one patches
It's almost as if sonyfags don't have standards and xbots don't exist.
Also you should have said installs. It's literally anti-consumer forcing the cost of storage and load times on to the consumer.

>>720473240
>still 30fps upscaled
lmfao
>>720473269
Blame RDNA2 for being shit at ray tracing.
>also calling me a snoy
No I just hate all consoles and all the retarded normies who buy into that predatory shit.

So I'm guessing that rumored FE remake turned out like Star Fox Grand Prix huh

>>720474291
Why is he so obsessed with the word Patterns lately?

>>720474342
>I'm not a snoy
>I'm just going to come into a thread about console game sales and defend the most evil company

>>720471016
Ok but not that we roughly know what Switch 2 year one is like we can evaluate it overall. Personally I think it's a lot worse than Switch 1. Donkey Kong and Marika are awesome and fresh experiences, but then there's a lot of cross-gen stuff, which is convenient but doesn't really feel like something in favour of the Switch 2, more like a "nice to have" if you understand. Kirby Air Riders I played at Gamescom and am sure is gonna be awesome too, Hyrule Warriors 3 I could not care less for but that Pokemon DQ Builders game could be something amazing. In the end I thought Mario Odyssey and Xenoblade 2 alone trumped everything else I mentioned, but that's very personal obviously.

>>720474342
>I-IT DOESN'T COUNT AND I ACTUALLY HATE ALL CONSOLES EQUALLY

>>720474013
>>The only thing they'll learn is to not release anything on Nintendo again. Face it,
yes please
given both PC and the pis5 are dead they have nowhere else to go, leaving nintendo means leaving the gaming industry
PLEASE do not release on nintendo hardware ever again crapcom and SE

>>720474353
The guy who leaked engage saw Emblem Sigurd before seeing anything else from Engage and thought they were two different projects. At least that's my read on it

>>720474618
BOTW, Mario, Splatoon 2 and XB2 carried heavily the Switch 1's "new game" stuff. It's no more different than how the games Switch 2 has. Hell we have more. Yeah I'm not counting Tour and Drag like how I didn't count Snips and Switch 1+2.

>>720473240
The Ubisoft dev talking about key cards vs game cards does kinda have a valid point that the read speed of the cartridge itself is a limiting factor. It's not an excuse for every game but if it's something as intensive as Star Wars Outlaws it is a valid reason. Even discs now only exist as a way to get data onto the SSD and games on Steam will straight up tell you it needs an SSD.

That'll be $100+$50 for switch online+tips+tariffs, tendies!

Pay up pigs!

>>720474301
The only other option would be to have each game come on its own 200GB SSD like the old cartridge days and that would make them astronomically expensive.

>>720475030
still 2 or 3 hundred dollars cheaper than buying a piss5
and it won't leak your credit card information every week

>>720475030
This is Armored Core Arthur, one of your lackeys, Mr. Brazilian anti-Nintendo glowie.

>>720475030
Absolute state of tendies

>>720475030
Oink oink more slopperino for us oink oink!

>>720474602
>evil company
When did I defend Nintendo?
>>720474640
EVERYTHING ELSE COUNTS AND I DO TRULY HATE ALL CONSOLES EQUALLY

>>720475030
>for only 100 you can buy a console with more exclusives than the piss5
kinda funny ngl

He's really been trying to make a big deal about the virtual boy

>>720475030
>Nintendo switch online required

>>720475030
>Completely optional peripheral
>YUM YUM SLOP IT UP TENDIES
Mindbroken

>>720469783
>It's true
He's doing this as Genshin is reclining incredibly hard and the PS4 which was 1/3 of it's total userbase is dead BTW.

>>720475446
He got reminded that it is a better console than the PS5.

>>720460808
>Feels good to have RE back on Nintendo, man

If you're a Nintendo only player, then you're in for a good time playing 7 and 8.

And we'll all play RE9 together.

>>720475030
Isn't this shit just a piece of plastic with no electronics?

>>720475446
snoys are still upset about the virtual boy having more exclusives than the PS5

>>720474539
He's desperately trying to pin anything he can think of against Nintendo.

>>720475079
Or just reduce the size of games instead of using 4k detailed textures, models with a 100k poly count and uncompressed audio for every language and putting them on a cart.

>>720475540
It certainly has 20 more exclusives than ps5 will ever have.

>>720463202
When can I preorder this?

>>720474007
He didn't even hide it last thread.

>>720475540
>>720475589
Are you surprised? The caco is old enough to have been a working adult around the time the virtual boy released.

>>720475297
To the people in this thread, these are the three Anons who are ruining this board by spamming NSFW and spreading lies.
Why haven't you gotten rid of them?

>>720473647
its amazing how spot on this is for catching fags like >>720475365

>>720475030
cultists didn't like this post kek.

>>720475585
yes, it a novelty shell to put the switch into

>>720475030
>Dedicated cardboard accessory
>Online required

man he's even resorting to slop?

>>720475585
Yep just fancy shell. You can download cardboard stuff straight from Nintendo.

>>720475446
Seeing the number of virtual boy games on the direct being more than the list of barrierstation 5 exclusives damaged him

>>720475715
We know you samefag your posts.
>>720475667

So why is Eric suddenly throwing the Macaco and ACfag under a bus?

>>720475536
Kek this will be his cope from now until December.

>>720475765
>í

>>720475589
>Someone makes a silly "Virtual Boy has more exclusives than the PS5" image
>Snoys get angry
>Nintendo decides to have a fun accessory for the virtual boy
>Snoys are seething and scared. Over the Virtual Boy

>>720475916
The direct broke him, he's basically in autopilot lashing out at anything

>>720468068
>They [schizo fanfic]
Cope n rope caco
-1 karma to Sony btw

I love how the macaco is trying to shit on the virtualboy thing. It's clearly meant as a joke and a collectors item

>>720475379
'Fraid not

>>720476026
You left out an important part
that virtual boy comparison image got posted, and a week or so later the wikipedia page for the ps5's exclusives started getting flooded with AI slop mobile games to try pad the list out
the virtual boy mindbroke snoys so badly they ran to try edit wikipedia pages to cope

>>720475446
And you don't want that, right?
Just tell him to leave the multimillion company alone!

>>720472519
No one cares about Outlaws as a game.
It just the best example at the moment of showing Switch 2's superiority to Deck and how Switch 2 is capable of running all current gen 3rd party games.

>>720475916
When did that happen?

>>720476275
lol

so...
why are people JUST bitching about DLC being announced before the game is out? I know it's terrible, but you'd think people would have made massive noises about it when it was rampant

>>720475697
>>720473647
>PChad (me) comes in the shit on consolefags.
>"REEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE A SNOY SHILL IN DISGUISE, HELLBENT ON ATTACKING OUR GOD NINTENDO!"
I've been laughing at consolecucks since 7th gen. It's just Bingtendo's turn to be humiliated after Snoy lost Bloodborne to PC.

>>720476358
They better get this team to port the Jedi duology

>>720476504
its only bad when nintendo does it

>>720476408
I like this image because you can tell that the guy with the switch isn't Eric.

>>720476504
Because it's not okay when Nintendo does it. Literally the only thing 'ric has to latch on today

Funnies part is, Virtual Boy comes with 14 games. PS5 has 1.

>>720476531
>snoy keeps doubling down over and over and over

>the screenshots melty is back
>he's holding back as to not post anything "ancient"
AAAIIIIEEEE

>"PChad"
>is actually a steam drone

>>720476583
Are you sure?

>>720476718
Are you trying to say that Eric not only gained a second mole but the first moved to the other side of his face?

>>720475446
He got tired of making over 50+ threads about today's direct earlier that he decided to focus on one thing only which is the virtual boy NSO announcement

>>720476718
Isn't he missing some moles/birthmarks?

>>720474761
I'm guessing they want 3H Zero out first to lead with the stronger foot, especially since Engage hemorrhaged basically 75% of Three Houses's buyers and still hasn't outsold Awakening, and an FE remake is more of a sophomore/midlife project. An FE remake being announced as the next project would just basically have people tuning out of the franchise for the rest of the decade. Even Echoes had to be sandwiched between announcements of FE Warriors 1 and the promise of Fire Emblem Switch(later called Three Houses). They also benefit from the obvious 3H links that will probably encourage people to buy into the FE 3H back catalog.

My conspiracy theory is that the FE4 remake exists or is in the pipeline because FE4 and 5 are the only games not represented in the Switch 2 players icons even though it would be trivial to throw out some old official art for them like they did for the GBA FE characters. More specifically, the FE1/2/3 characters use their remake art rather than NES/SNES era art.

>>720476902
His selfies are taken mirrored, I had to flip his selfie with Kirby Air Ride so the text wasn't backwards.

>>720476902
top one also has a mole on his forehead that is gone in the second picture

>>720476718
>wrong hair color
>wrong eye color
>thinner nose
>more proportionate head
>mole is in the wrong place
>new mole out of nowhere
Also the bottom image is shopped anyway since whoever's face was on the switch was just blanked out.

>>720477228
It's the same Eric.

>>720476991
>especially since Engage hemorrhaged basically 75% of Three Houses's buyers and still hasn't outsold Awakening
do you legitimately think 3h 2: spic pajeet edition is going to sell comparably to 3h when even normalfags are half a step away from "KILL ALL SHITSKINS"?

>>720477409
>still no mole

>>720477409
>mole disappears randomly
not fooling anyone

Has anyone made a list of everything people have seethed about for the Direct?
>Super Mario Galaxy finally getting a price cut
>Nintendo embracing the Virtual Boy and it's also for basic online
>/pol/ having a nuclear metldown over Fire Emblem

>>720477532
Samus getting a bike also broke people's minds. Despite somehow Epona in OOT is fine.

>>720477458
>>720477518
In the top image here >>720476718 it looks like he has another mole by his eye too which is also gone on the new guy.

Tell you what analysing his face had just made me realise just how ugly he really is.

>>720476672
>still using gaystation boogeyman as some sort of coping mechanism
Not going to work consolekek. Did goldfaces really break you that badly?

>>720476718
You aren't gaslighting shit

>>720477532
>/pol/ having a nuclear metldown over Fire Emblem
huh?

>>720477810
throwing a tantrum when you get called a snoy doesn't fool anyone
retarded snoy

>>720471805
>>720472132
here's the full uncropped screenshot with the file's age on it, if you want.

>>720477885
See
>>720477449

>>720477458
>"No mole"
>When there are obviously moles
How much do you get paid by the three-letter agencies, Mr. anti-Nintendo glowie?

Fine direct overall. Problem is, the fact that directs have been so sparse this year, everyone was expecting (and probably rightly so) that this would be THE blowout direct.

>>720476718
You already tried this

>>720477913
thanks boss

>>720478007
Yeah for both 1st party and the supposed 3rd party games Nintendo had been withholding from getting announcement, it was for re9 I guess

>>720477893
See >>720473647 to see a real tantrum.

>>720477962
There's a singular mole, which is still the wrong size and in the wrong place.
The one on his head is gone, the one under his eye is gone and the one on his other cheek is gone

You're not convincing anyone that's Eric

>>720475206
I thought his name was Doug

>>720478007
That's the case for every direct where they believe their entire wishlist is included.
They'd still find a reason to bitch

>>720478131
keep crying snoy, you've failed to fool anyone yet again

>>720478309
His real name is Doug but ACfag used to larp as Arthur you know, the Kurokawa thundersword guy.

>>720476718
>[Deleted]

>>720475206
Hes never recovered from being exposed as a fraud by people who actually play the games

>>720478537
Thing is, he actually owns AC6.
But on fucking PlayStation.

>>720478681
He bought the game to take screenshots of the box.
He has never played the game because he doesn't even know what missions people will be talking about

>>720478450
He isn't getting away that easily.

>>720478389
Can't wait for Steam Deck 2 with the inevitable Switch 2 emulator, the butthurt will be glorious.

Just wanted to say don't sleep on Monster Hunter Stories 3. The series is a lot of fun and 3 looks like an improvement on all accords.

>>720478007
lol Nintendo fans that think Nintendo is gonna drop a new Zelda, Smash and Mother 3 in a single direct have to be the most delusional.

Nintendo directs mostly focus on stuff that's coming out within the next 6 months, which there's a lot of right now.

>>720478992
Little meh on the fact they added a squeaky voiced felyne companion anyways after ejecting navirou into the nearest singularity, but unfortunately, this seems to more be following in wilds footsteps on that one. I hope a shit ton of the monsters available in previous games but unable to be ridden are in now since we saw plesioth.

>>720478908
How many of the switch2 emulators did you fall for, snoy?

>>720478908
Any day now, right? How many indian scams are you gonna fall for before you get a real emulator?

>>720478759
what is it that motivates a fucker to go out and lies like this?

>>720479175
>>720479254
Samefag darren dragonirian

>>720479368
>snoy goes ballistic when you point out the fact that every switch 2 emulator has been a scam

>>720479162
I will miss my nigga, Navirou. I genuinely liked him.

>>720479361
the better question is, why is he doing it over anonymous jackasses
what kind of 'image' is there to protect on here

>>720479479
Kek

>>720479446
They are truly devastated from the gaping the Switch 2 gave them

>>720479175
>>720479254
I wish you guys an unpatchable Switch 2 software exploit.

>>720479835
I know you are desperate games to play, but tough luck

>>720478908
Yeah, you're going to be waiting for a very long time lol

>>720479965
I have my entire Steam library though. I can wait for Bananza.

>>720479835
Too bad your wishes never come true, otherwise you wouldn't be posting here

Be nice to him, steam deck 2 might be able to finally run switch 1 emulators beyond just the title screen without reaching fingerprint-removing temperatures and without losing 10+ fps whenever 3 or more things are on screen at once.

'ove my Switch 2
'ove my Steam Deck
'ove my Retroid Pocket 2

simple as

>>720480238
>Bananza running on inferior hardware
Oh dear...

So what is difference between the macaco and Eric? How can you tell the difference

>>720479471
His Japanese voice is kinda cute actually.
Dunno wtf they were thinking with the English voice.

>>720480705
>deck 2
>inferior
Screencapping this post.

>>720480238
if the goydeck already fries itself trying to run TOTK plus framegen i can't imagine it surviving bananza

>>720478007
Closest thing to a "blowout" direct would be the next June one that reveals next year's holiday games. This direct was just for the rest of the year and Spring

>>720481039
nta but i legitimately doubt ayymd is going to make competent portable chips anytime soon
for all their progress in the normal GPU market their dedicated mobile GPUs are still fucking ass

>>720459318 (OP)
>switch 2 sales barely above fucking piss tation 5
grim

>>720478908
By that point and at this rate nobody is even going to care about Nintendo anymore

>>720481306
It is isn't it. Even with a price cut and scalpers they can't beat Nintendo.

>>720481306
>ps5 discount sales can't even top the Switch 2 sales
very grim

>>720479835
keep seething maybe in a few more years you'll stop getting scammed snoy

Why does macaco think he'll piss off anyone by bringing up that 'eck 2 that doesn't exist?

>>720482089
The objective is to get new users to think Nintendo fans both exist and hate everything that isn't Nintendo.

When will tendies get tired of losing to the real threat and getting their anus prolapsed by Nintendo? You all sit here, jerking each other off, pretending you're still relevant and aren't getting absolutely fucked. It's sad. Grow up or a pair you fuckin autistic faggots.

>>720481195
There could be a big Direct every 5 months, maybe?
I have this guess that maybe Nintendo will announce the next 3D Mario in January or February, and it will release alongside the Blu-ray and streaming release of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, so people can go to the store and buy both a copy of "Galaxy 3" and a Blu-ray or DVD of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
I don't know, I'm just guessing.

>>720482292
Still butthurt about that direct being better than the state of play huh.

>>720482292
>When will tendies get tired of losing to the real threat and getting their anus prolapsed by Nintendo? You all sit here, jerking each other off, pretending you're still relevant and aren't getting absolutely f***ed. It's sad. Grow up or a pair you f***in autistic f*****s.

>>720482519
Even Microsoft's showings are better than State of Plays.

>>720474013
Bull shit if a small company like Playtonic can afford a proper physical Square has no excuse other than being cheap as hell.

Sony won.