Thread 720506502

>defeat serpent boss
>it explodes in segments starting from its tail up to its head

>>720506502 (OP)
>defeat snake boss
>it sheds its skin
>second phase starts

>>720506502 (OP)
That's not even a snake, it's just a skinny tsuchinoko

Fun fact about snakes.

They're lizards.
And little did you know but they're also more lizards than most lizard species that we define as lizards.

>defeat snake boss
>he ecks up an ick
>eck on your ick

>>720506665
A cool trick to tell what's a true lizard and what isnt is by looking at the scales in their bellies.

>>720506963
weird how they just evolved their feet away

>>720506502 (OP)
>large monster stomps into the scene
>makes a big roar with a shockwave effect

>>720507095
feet got in the way when going into tunnels and cracks for delicious mammals

>>720506502 (OP)
name 3 games that do this

>>720506665
>>720506963
qrd?
what am i supposed to be looking at here, which is which

>>720507095
You say it's weird but snakes are one of the most genious design in nature. It was only possible because they got rid of tbeir legs and their shoulders.
The very thing God used as a punishment to snakes in the Bible is actually an evolutionary bless.

Tunel snakes rule.

>>720508673
not OP but it's common in 16 bit games where you have monsters with segmented sprites

>>720506502 (OP)
>defeat serpent boss
>it explodes white mana goo out of its mouth

>>720511007
thatssss just rude

>>720506502 (OP)
Why are snakes so fucking erotic??

>>720511131
He's savin them thobeit (or at least trying to)

TOTAL
SERPENT BOSS
DEATH

>>720511007
I have questions

>>720508673
Zelda
Zelda
Zelda

>>720511498
you don't need to know

>>720511306
AH BIRD OR SNAKE
WHO IS MORE SEXO, WHO DO I SAVE?!

>>720511306
Legs

>>720506665
>>720506963
>pseude discovers evolution and says some dumb shit

>>720511007
>weeee

>>720511007
They look like worms when theres a bunch ontop of eachother like that

Yeah, fuck that particular snake

>>720512163
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

>>720512163
>>720511007
SO LONG GAY BOWSER

>>720511306
Much like your mother it would seem everyone wants to fuck this bird

>>720511007
>tossing them down so they don't get run over
wtf I thought browns hated animals

>>720511007
>that last throw
kek

>>720511007
What kind of snakes are those?

>on the internet
>haha snek xd
>in real life
>mortal terror

i hate snakes

>>720511007
WHAT A THRILL

>>720512760
I saw a run of the mill regular harmless green grass snake on the trail the other day and was thinking about for about 2 hours thinking it might be slithering around somewhere

they're evolving

>>720506502 (OP)
>no snake wife

>>720512878
huh I used to catch garter snakes all the time as a kid and they'd bite the shit out of me but I didn't care cuz their fangs were tiny and it barely hurt

>>720506502 (OP)
>Are you winning sssssss-son?

>>720508673
Star Tropics
Zelda
Magical Quest Starring Mickey Mouse

>>720512760
Snakes are friends and made for ???holding on quiet beach nights.

>>720513019
It's the way they move, I hate it. I HAET IT

>>720512901
THE SNEGWAY

>>720511306
Nice eyelashes

>>720513760
was God horny that day, when he made that bird
there's no way something just happened to look this hot

>>720513318
and somehow "whites" think we should let these things integrate into society

>>720513318
>meanwhile based HOMO's

>>720506665
Yeah. i've read the Holy Bible too.

>>720511007
>i'm stillllll in a dreeeeaaam, Snake Yeeter

>>720506502 (OP)
>Attack serpent boss
>"I am the serpent king. I can do anything"

>>720511306

/an/ threads on /v/ are max comfy.

>>720507095
>evolved
God punished them for their greed and gluttony

>>720516023
>doesn't even try to push the dolphin away
every time

>>720513019
I used to grab every snake I saw until a decent-sized water snake popped me on the eyebrow.
Sort of put the fear of God into me since losing an eye (or barring that, getting a pair of fangs through your fucking cornea) makes my skin crawl.

>>720516478
>dinosaurs with feathers are scarier, bro
kek

>>720516023
it's a little strange dolphins have the same capacity as humans to differentiate attractive and unattractive humans. or maybe they don't care and they rape opportunistically, i'm not a dolphin and i can only speculate

>>720506665
Yes, yes, snakes and lizards are squamates. We all know that, we're not retards like you.

>>720506502 (OP)
they do that in real life too if you hit them just right

>>720506665
lizard isn't really a cladistic definition, evolutionary relationships are only one possible taxonomy
humans aren't "fish" despite being being Osteichthyes

>>720516973
Nigga wants sum fuck

>>720516869
They rape porpoises and dead fish. If you're cursed with intelligence, horniness, and no hands unless you got abducted by the CIA and they assigned a hippie woman to give you regular handjobs, this was a real thing that happened by the way I imagine you'd take whatever you can get.

>>720516869
Dolphin fins typed this.

>>720516478
>>720516973
That's ostrich's mating dance, right?

>>720517335
i earnestly wish i didn't know what you meant by the CIA thing but unfortunately i do

>>720517389
Do the males or females do this? Also are ostrich Burgers good?

>>720517464
All I know is that ostrich eggs SLAP

>serpent boss
>ICE TO MEET YOU

>>720508673
Enter the Gungeon

>>720517532
>manly tears makes an omelette

>>720517335
>>720517463
I demand a basic gestalt

>>720506502 (OP)
what a chubby lil cutie

>>720517910
kek

>>720517910
Perennially amusing

>>720518140
I've seen toddlers deal with snakes in a more thoughtful way

>>720506664
I accuse you of lying! You're either a liar or a time traveler - perhaps both.
Tsuchinokos will only be proven to exist in 10 years. This a well known fact!

>>720518324
kek stupid lizard

>>720517346
That's one big drumstick.

>>720518140
what
why did he keep approaching it instead of running away?
why did he keep spinning it instead of just smashing its head against the ground

>>720512760
I've seen 3 rattlesnakes (2 babies at night) hiking this summer, they are harmless as long as you give them space

>>720516973
>>720517346
Literally me

>>720508673
I think Kirby's Mass Attack did it, but it was a robotic eel.

>>720518664
H-HAYAI

>>720518664
pussy vs. cock

cock, bitchslapped coped dilated
the future is millenial females deal with it

>>720518324
>Ice levels

>>720518140
>LOOK OUT
>A SNAKE
>QUICK
>TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
>SO LONG GAY BOWSER

OHHHHHH IT'S A SNAKE

>>720516478
>>720516867
Don't fuck with ostriches, there've been documented cases of people getting trampled by them, only being saved by the fact that ostriches don't have sharp beaks or claws.

>>720520643
I agree, fellow Emu. They should trust us, the other large flightless birds, instead. We are totally harmless, unlike those ostriches!

>>720520731
cute

>>720520805
Yes yes very cute, let us into your house!

>>720520731
GIWTWM

>>720516930
Must go faster.... must go faster!

I killed a rattlesnake last night and feel bad about it.

>>720507095
Can't steal those eggs with feet anon

>>720511596
bur

a silksong thread died for this
a nintendo thread died for this

>>720508661
Stealth, too. Limbs are noisy, bulky, floppy things. Too easy to spot.

>>720518664
Very impressive reflexes

>>720507095
>>720506963
>>720508726
>>720516138
>Evolved
>God
Snakes are literally one of the creatures created by the Annunaki when they were fucking with DNA and gene splicing to create hybrid animals.

>>720522208
same here dog

>>720522208
Sure man, whatever you say. Wouldn't sit in front of you on public transport

>>720508556
>big robot or walking stone statue or other big inanimate object starts moving
>roars

>>720513167
RULES OF NATURE!

>>720521415
If it's somewhere near your house or where people go you gotta fucking do it man. My friend lived by these hills in California that has rattle snakes. One day this young one kinda showed up curled up in front of his garage door when we were getting drunk. One friend was so drunk that he literally walked over it and he didn't see it. This is basically a suburb where kids play. My other friend took a shovel and decapitated it. Since I knew snake heads stay alive for a little while I took the shovel and smash the head. I know its really shitty, and the snake was just doing snake shit, but it's better than someone getting bit.

I just saved a little snake from being hit by a car!

>>720517335
qrd please

>>720522368
>>720522306
>He doesn't knoe
If only u knew how RAD things really are.

>>720518353
>>720506664
Some trader that visited the eastrn coast of africa when they were in the west indies had a pet rhino viper at some point and visited a port in japan, I am sure of it.

>>720508556
if it works it works.

>>720508661
It's happened later with sheltopusiks, too, and it's happening again with skinks.

>>720523228
you look and sound like that btw

>>720523491
how did you know?

>>720523786
kinda wish we had landsnakes with fins

>>720506665
they're not
they can't even blink

>>720523228
Oh shit we're getting wyrm dlc?

>>720523228
these guys are hilarious because even though they're in the process of losing their limbs like snakes they don't have even a fraction of the control and mobility snakes have so their movements are completely pathetic

>>720518140
holy poison whip

>>720518591
because fuck letting that nigger get into your house and get a chance to hide, fuck that
if snakes were a problem I'd get some clamps to remove the fuckers safely desu

>>720506502 (OP)
Am I going to hell for thinking this thing looks sexy

>>720523786
>square up thot

>>720518140
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

>>720520930
>>720522774
What the fuck, I saw the baby emu webm and thought about Yinglets then lo and behold this fucker over here.

>>720514215
Peak rain rot

>>720507601
Fat faggot

>>720518140
How fast would you need to spin that thing for it to pass out?

>>720508673
ratchet and clank 3; in the quark 2d sidescroller thing

>>720518140
The legends say he is still spinning the snake

>>720513167
I MISS THE RAGE

>>720516023
Noob: dog
Pro: horse
Hacker: dolphin

>>720507601
Poor kitty

>>720513167
I always fuck up the wall climb at 1:01

>>720518324
That's what peak skedaddling looks like

>>720520731
Well there's also cassowaries and rhea. Far as I'm aware emu and rhea are the most chill ratites.
Kiwi are also ratites, but they're tiny.

>>720508726
that thing about eating the dust of the earth
what was man created from again?

>>720518324
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-ZIXJdDW4

>>720528052
I miss the moas...

>>720506502 (OP)
can i kiss him or no

>>720512361
It has the fuck me eyelashes
It makes me uncomfortable

>>720511306
how hard do these things kick to be able to just take out a snake like that

>>720516930
OH GOD OH FUCK

>>720508556
>Large woman stomps into the scene
>makes a big fart with a shockwave effect

>>720528745
how the hell does that work, shouldn't the motion cancel out?
>>720528784
>take out a snake like that
anon I... that’s a toy snake on a string

>>720516930
RELOAD RELOAD
SHOOT OUTSIDE OF THE SCREEN

>>720528745
https://youtu.be/lsfhADiaP5E

>>720524540
Same with Slow Worms
They're so dumb looking because they're a few million years to late to hop on the bandwagon

>>720528804
What the hell hydras are real

This thread made me want a snake now

>>720529042
>that’s a toy snake
@grok debunk this

>>720528745
>half-life playtester

>>720517014
>humans aren't "fish" despite being being Osteichthyes
>angry Innsmouth noises

>>720529342
They're cool but they don't really do anything. Mine just hides under her fake rock 90% of the time and occasionally comes out at night.

>>720529342
Don't, they're cold reptiles and won't have any empathy towards you.

>>720529686
Is that thing okay? It looks like a birth defect.

>>720516301
I think that was their plan. The guy even feeds the dolphin afterward

>>720529947
It's albino and scaleless. That one isn't mine, I just thought it looked cool.

>>720529942
>they're cold reptiles and won't have any empathy towards you.
They're just like me fr

>>720507601
Stupid fucking fat cat

>female snake companion
>you're coming in me tonight
>you mean i'm coming with you?
>i know what i sssaid

>>720516023
Oh sure, a random dolphin comes up and humps a lady and it's all laughs and letting him finish. If I do it I go to jail

>>720518324
Van der Waals bros what happened?

>>720511306
It shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel

>>720512901
We giving these things vehicles now?
Why?

>>720531151
Isn't that just geckos

>>720511306
Why is this so hot
I need that sexy ass bird to do this to my ballsack

>>720508673
PIKMIN 2
PIKMIN 2
PIKMIN 2

>>720526707
They are based off birds after all. Baby Killdeer to be specific.

>>720529342
Reptiles have stupidly long life spans. In captivity a snake can live 20-30 years. If you're an established adult who knows you'll have a stable situation for a next couple decades, go for it, but otherwise, wait. That lizard your parents got you at 13 will just be a source of stress and distraction when you go off to college, then after when you move to an apartment that doesn't allow pets, then after when you're moving around looking for work, then after once you're married and have infants, then after when you're busy with kids' extra curricular activities and you have to spend 30-60 minutes feeding that old fucker every few days. Reptiles are REALLY slow eaters, but you can't just leave live food in the tank; you need to monitor it and make sure it gets eaten.

>>720529587
Fat FUCK.

>>720511007
>occupation: highway snake remover

>>720506502 (OP)
It'd be disappointing if it didn't.

>>720529587
Not my proudest fap of the year

>>720532248
How it feels dealing with dexfags in souls pvp.

>>720511306
God I wish that were me

>>720531925
incredibly based bird