Thread 720623148

what if the next bloons game was like orcs must die?

what if you made a bloons thread during a time there are more people posting and it won't die after 4 replies

>>720623148 (OP)
this game sucks. I know, I put 2k hours into it

>Blasta with Silas and Ice Monkey as the only unrestricted tower
What the fuck is this boss

>>720625645
is there an ice paragon?

>>720628206
They just announced Ice might be after Bomb Shooter

>>720628206
yes

>>720630325
ohhh teddy bear

>>720623148 (OP)
If they try to make another game it'll flop like all their side projects.
I wonder how many concurrent players cardstorm got now. I bet 30.
Also here's to another archived page 10 thread.

>>720632007
>it'll flop
worst part is that it doesn't have to, but they choose to make the worst projects possible. I'm sure there are a lot more players on mobile but even assuming a tenfold of steam, it wouldn't hit 500 players and I don't think you can keep something alive like this with less than 1000 players
a club penguin clone (suitably named jungle monkey) that is properly advertised would bring in so much, but here we are stuck with zeejay

>>720632447
I remember when they paid ISAB to shill this lol

>>720633472
He still shills it, just on his own terms

>>720624474
If the Bloons felt like they put up more resistance, the rounds were reworked, and some of the upgrades were reworked it would be perfect

>>720623148 (OP)
Glussy

>>720630325
Kek

Bump

>>720624474
Why would you then

>>720642950
the answer to everything: monke

>>720632007
I think a bloons rpg could do well

>>720645015
aye aye captain

>>720645192
Best girl

>>720647193
False

hot monkey sex
monkey breeding

>>720647193
Admiral Brickhouse, my beloved.

When is the next paragon

>>720650030
next update, bomb
it's time for bomb to MATTER AGAIN

>>720652419
sex with autistic tinkerbell

>>720647741
even after 900 hours whenever i drop adora down i still think "god damn"

i genuinely never see subgon be used anymore for like anything, what went so wrong?

Nice, insta tier list when?

>>720654879
smuggon got too smug

>>720655695
i think it comes down to the buffs he gives, these really aren't that good of buffs when you consider you have to buy an entire ass paragon to use them, and by that point in the game most heroes and water tower abilities really aren't doing shit

>>720653032
Such a shame her best design is locked behind the shitty card game

>>720656169
i think her best look is this one, not for the swimsuit but the big loop of hair in the front as well as the back

>>720655986
>reduces their attack speed by roughly 23%
what the fuck
why

>>720656463
i mean, you *only* spent $500,000 to get him, can't have his buffs be too good
i'm more baffled about the x5 xp boost for heroes, in what world is your hero not max level by the time you buy a sub paragon just for the buff?
and ALSO now that i THINK ABOUT IT giving x7 attack to subs is DUMB since you'd have to buy your sub army back BUT you can't buy your t5's back due to the monkey knowledge that buffs the paragon without them

>>720656348
I think Adora would look heavenly with all the BCS features (shiny pupils, eyelashes, detailed hair) in that outfit.

>>720657317
do you like adora (weird)?

>elite boss is easier than normal boss
what the fuck is this shit

>>720623148 (OP)
There should be more tower defense games with real time combat as a singular character alongside your automatic defenses. Orcs Must Die is pretty good but there's better examples (the best being Kunitsu-Gami).

what monke is this?

>>720661216
it says ''the dynamite monke'' right there

>>720658939
Meh, her hair and eyes could have changed more as she leveled up. The colors are pretty muted so the bronze(?) highlights would have probably worked better as silver. The crown at later levels does look pretty cool tho. Her eyes at level 20 being pure white is a huge miss considering the whole eye of misfortune thing. It's like a 6/10 for me.

>>720658939
>normal adora is yellow like normal banana
>weird adora is green like weird banana
bravo kiwi, bravo

Bloons bananza

>>720662557
>voidora is black like a rotten banana

>>720662771
make poppy kong a bloons monke

Bump

>>720665338
all monkeys have cake

>>720661216
bomb shooter if he monke

>>720662860
its in her name, its her destiny.

For the love of sex. post monky porn

>>720667394
oh man now there's an idea

a toast, to monkeys!

>>720667394
That's against the rules!

monkey swimsuit... erotic...

>>720669831
dumbass hit his head lol idiot

>>720670095
brain damage... erotic...

>>720623148 (OP)
>he thinks we're getting a new bloons game
sorry but ninja kiwi is busy making Fightland (looks like shit btw)

>>720671580
>it's real
why do they hate money so much, I don't get it at all

I haven't really played this game in years. How often are people getting paragons in actual matches? If I read correctly, you need all 3 T5 paths of a single tower, which is hundreds of thousands of gold. Is this for people doing freeplay on round like 150?

>>720672746
Paragons are a meme tower mainly used for bosses and boss rush, since they get a damage bonuses to boss bloons. But you can also get them earlier than 100 if you farm like a freak and don't care about degree

>>720623148 (OP)
Next bloons game is an open world survival crafting game.

Everyone cringes but its the kind of thing that would end up being a 10/10.

>>720673301
pretty sure you just described the next legends DLC. or the one after.

>>720673301
I'd take anything with actual substance over a card battler or roguelikelite gamemode

>>720672746
You can have a dartgon by like 80 or 90 as long as you have room for 5-6 farms.

>>720673301
Next bloons game will be a team-based hero shooter

>>720675141
With parry and roll mechanics.

>>720672746
they're mostly for bosses, which is a game mode that replaces rounds 40, 60, 80, 100, and 120 with a boss bloon that gets stronger each time it spawns. Bosses can have literal millions of hp so lots of income generation is expected to be used.

>>720673631
you could get one on round 26 if you've lost the will to live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDZKksTLA8U

>>720675314
>>720675141
this would force nk to make full animations for all the heroes, and allow me to do sauda upskirt so i unironically support it

>>720676824
>voiced
No thanks, I'd rather stick needles in my ears.

>>720623148 (OP)
you mean good?

>>720677071
yeah the mic quality and the voice were brutal but i became enraptured by the actual strategy, it's full of baffling plays of buying and selling villages and farms to get an extra $20 here and there, it's deranged

Bloons needs a multiplayer mascot horror spinoff if it wants to thrive

>>720680836
i'm willing to let nk give it a try, why not

>>720680836
>vampire themed adora
>costume gets sluttier as she levels up

>>720683826
Based

>>720675141
Hero horde shooter vs bloons?

versus mode ripped straight out of exoprimal.

>>720684330
nundora