Thread 720667674

>>720667674 (OP)
wtf i look like that!!

>>720667674 (OP)
This guy died a few years back.

>>720667819
from what?

> gf with him

Vtards could never

>>720667819
vaxxed?

>>720668161
I think he maxxed

>>720667896
natural causes

>>720667896
he died from having too much sex

>>720668728
Well I think their polycule broke up years before he died so

>>720667674 (OP)
more of a gayma than you homos

>>720667674 (OP)
Hey, you found it

>>720667674 (OP)
>I'm here to pick up my preorder of the new Parsoona remaik
fixed it for you

>>720669090
I wanted somebody else to do it but sometimes you gotta do it yourself.

>>720669185
You always should be doing it yourself you spoon-demanding NIGGER

>>720669180
>I'm here to pick up my preorder of the new forehead clicker
fixed that for you

>>720667674 (OP)
Looks like the average Star Wars fan.

>>720667674 (OP)
>Carpe diem

>>720667674 (OP)
sorry, wrong video

>>720670396
grok is this real?

Imagine if you were that fat and were teleported to ancient japan, they would think you're some hyper daimyo because no normal person could be that fat

>>720667674 (OP)
I bet half of /v/ couldn't even stand up if they suddenly weighed as much as this dude.

>>720667674 (OP)
>Fatlus

>>720667674 (OP)
what causes this level of obesity?

>>720667674 (OP)
at first i thought there was a mirror on this right but it was just another fat person kek

>>720674062
born in the land of the free

>>720670396
kek

>>720674062
Mostly childhood obesity. You're not going to find many people who look like that that weren't also fat growing up. Basically, they've been overeating and living a sedentary lifestyle for as long as they have memories.

>>720674062
People will claim that it's due to large food portions. This is bad, but it's not the cause. Fatties get so big because they're always eating. That's what they never tell you. Fatties can't go 2-3 hours without having a "tasty hotdog" or "tasty drink" or any other sort of "tasty food" because they're always gorging. Fatties will of course lie about this, or stretch the truth like they stretch their skin and say, "I had a salad for dinner." Which is true. They might have had a salad, but they put tons of ranch on it (among all the other fattening additions) and then had a huge ice cream sundae for a tasty snack.

>>720674062
Mental illness.

>>720667674 (OP)
I pronounce it "shin (like a shin bone) meg am e ten say"

>>720677424
Would it surprise you to learn that snacking between meals wasn't really a thing 60 years ago? Back in the 1960s, there weren't grocery store aisles filled with chips, nuts, and candy. You ate three meals a day at strict times, and that's it.

>>720667896
Ride Torrent, circle his left leg, break the brace, roll under stomp, hit eye in phase two. Went down easy.

>>720677725
>Would it surprise you to learn that snacking between meals wasn't really a thing 60 years ago?
No, it would not. But that's beside the point, which is that snacking is extremely dangerous because eating smaller meals after a large meal tricks the body into thinking it's getting "extra food."

>>720674062
Eating a whole pizza every day, ordering 3 mcdonalds' meals for lunch, chugging like 3 liters of soda a day, literally no exercise, buys a whole birthday cake for an after dinner snack and washes it down with a glass of chocolate syrup (no milk)

>>720667674 (OP)
>me too bro, what's your favorite Sheen Mega Me Tensay game, mine is Didg It Tall Devel Saguh

You have no excuse to be fat nowadays with stuff like ozempic.

>>720670396
>i'm here to buy the virtual boy
>yes, again

>>720667896
Weak to Fire and casted Agidyne on him, Tragic!

>>720678152
there was never any excuse. just do nothing and you lose weight.

>>720678152
My excuse is I like it.

>>720670396
>my gf would like a copy too

>>720667674 (OP)
Explain what the problem is here, hes happy and you're not.

>>720678676
No one is happy being obese and living vicariously through escapism. You might feel pleasure in the moment, but overall you're depressed and unfulfilled.

What’s weird about fat people is they eat disgusting food. You would think people like Caseoh would be eating delicious stuff everyday being fat and rich but you see him open up three packs of ramen and microwave it then cover it with a gallon of hot sauce. He could be eating like steak and mushrooms or a burrata salad daily and be a fat fuck but they choose to eat slop.

>>720678772
>I insist you are unhappy

>>720679000
Youre confusing rich fat guys with normal fat guys.

>>720667674 (OP)
damn he was kinda throwin it back a lil bit there at the halfway mark

>>720679000
>>720679075
Fine dining takes effort. Even if you're rich enough to afford to eat at nice restaurants all the time, you still have to make reservations, drive there, and sit down. It's quicker and easier to eat fast food/frozen food.

>>720679447
They could just be cooking it themselves though since they can afford it

I used to be pretty fat but I lost all the weight and got in shape. Then one day I got really upset about something and gained all the weight back

a few years later I decided to lose all the weight again but I gained it back after I had brain surgery. I'm fat again and I don't have too much interest in losing that much weight for a third time

>>720679890
just have chatgpt sketch out your meals and only eat that it's literally that easy

>>720680210
I know how to lose weight, I just don't want to. it's not really worth bothering when I know I'll get tired of eating right and exercising after a year or two

>>720667896
from soft

>>720667896
covid

what he actually got

>>720680649
>>720667674 (OP)
Why did this need to be a video to begin with?

>>720681468
youtube vlog shit

>>720674062
>>720677424
>>720677725
as a fatty currently (260), how do you recommend dealing with hunger? ive gotten into an addictive pattern of eating when im bored or stressed and when I try to do long periods without eating, I get some kind hunger pain that hurts

>>720681669
Just get on an Ozempic type drug. It literally kills your hunger. Now, keep in mind, it still requires the barest amount of willpower, as any fatty knows it's perfectly possible to eat when you're not hungry. But the point is, Ozempic makes you feel full after eating only one meal.

>>720681902
cant afford so i gotta rawdog it like a normal person

>>720681902
nta but is it worth looking into ozempic even if I don't have diabetes?

>>720681669
Endurance training, during the covid years I lost 55lbs by fasting during work shifts. I admit that I took it real extreme though, basically only did keto/carnivore dinners for a while.

>>720667674 (OP)
Does the Fatlus archetype even still exist? Kind of seems like they're a dying breed.

>>720681669
Do keto and drink electrolyte solution, fast from 6pm to 12pm every day possible, fill the morning void with calorieless caffeine. The high fat diet will keep you full if you power through the first week or so. Add on a daily walk and you'll be down to the low 200s by Christmas.

>>720681669
Unironically just starve. Intermittent fasting is how I went from 250lbs to 160lbs in about 8 months. I would only eat lunch around 11 AM and gave myself a window of a few hours to snack on anything until 5 PM. After that, I wouldn't eat anything whatsoever until lunch the following day. Whenever I was hungry, I would just drink a lot of water or coffee, and trick the body into thinking it's getting full again. It sounds stupid, but eventually you'll come to like the hunger pains, since it lets you know your body is starting to eat the fats. You'll feel so much better for it. You won't feel bloated or tired all the time.
The biggest thing is while you will get used to this and it will get much easier, you still have to stay diligent. It's so incredibly easy to fall back into that routine of eating when you shouldn't and gaining that weight back slowly.

>>720680649
that's the sandwich technique
if you want to buy a gay anime game you buy two cooler games with it

>>720682684
did you not get loose skin?

>>720667674 (OP)
Here you go, have fun!

my bf looks like that unironically and i love him a lot

>>720667674 (OP)
I wish gamestop still looked like that.

>>720678152
Injecting yourself with drugs that haven't been tested long term is not a great idea. Might still be better than being fat but yeah.

>>720682058
Doctors will prescribe it even if you don't have diabetes, but getting the insurance to pay for it can be tricky.

>>720667674 (OP)
Well done OP you actually did it.

>>720684071
>persona zero.jpg
Does that mean Megami Tensei is Persona -1?

>>720685492
No, it's persona 255

>>720683905
I had just a pinch around my lower belly. But I'm thinking that's just more fat that needs to burn off. Real skin, is almost paper thin.
I think as long as you weren't MASSIVELY overweight, like 300+lbs and lost it very fast (half a year), I think your skin should be fine. I have also lifted weights a lot through the years, so I already had some muscle underneath all the lard for the skin to wrap around once the fat was gone.

This is also totally bro science, but I've heard from numerous people that water fasting (drinking nothing but water and not eating for like 2-3 weeks) can help massively with ridding lose skin and help heal stretch marks. But those guys you see with the actual curtains hanging off their body after weight loss? That can only be removed via surgery.

>>720682697
>waste money on games you don't care for just so that the wagie behind the counter won't silently judge you in his mind
Do you seriously?

>>720686218
well ill give fasting a try then, so pretty much just go ~18+ hours daily without eating and then over the course of a few hours after, eat like ~1600 cals?

>>720667674 (OP)
If that dude lost weight, he'd be an Adonis. His body type is superhuman.

I always enjoyed picking up my preorders of Japanese games while everyone else was standing in line with the latest call of duty.

>>720687239
Yeah, that sounds about good. Anything too low and you'll risk organ damage if you do it for too long. A nifty trick is to take your current body weight and multiply it by 12 to see what your maintenance caloric count is. For example, 180lbs x 12 = 2,160. That means at 180lbs, you'd have to eat 2,160 calories a day to maintain that weight. So just adjust accordingly.

>>720670396
>yes, I'm here to reserve a copy of Knights in the Nightmare

>>720681902
This, there's no reason for anyone to be fat anymore. People will make up a bunch of 'side effects that totally happen to more than 0.0001% of people' to dissuade you from using it, just like using finasteride to not go bald, but it's just a cheat medicine, you're a fool to not use it if you're fat

>>720681669
Get a treadmill, put it in front of a tv and walk however long you can.
If you walk enough you'll lose weight no matter what you eat. but if you diet you're going to hate life, you might stick to it for months but one day you'll get sick of starving yourself and you'll just go back to eating the way you did before and gain your weight back.

>>720680649
He does look like a modern Resident Evil player

>>720667819
i didn't even know he was sick

>>720667674 (OP)
And?
Let the fat man have his vidya peace.

>>720692575
You know what they always say. Speak ill of the dead.

>>720674062
Playing jrpg

>>720674062
>>720680649
I weigh 350+ lbs and am nowhere near that fat so he must be 500+

>>720681669
You're not going to implement anything anyone says so what's the point in giving you advice

>>720670396
>I'm here to pick up my preorder of the new Unleash the avatar

>>720667896
Surfing accident

>>720678327
Shut up Yukiko

>>720667674 (OP)
One copy of Shin Megami Transgay: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs King Abaddon please!

>>720667674 (OP)
It's going to suck to see less fat people due to ozempic. They're apart of the core culture of video games.

>>720698780
Doesn't really matter since just like diets it's already proven most people go back to their starting weights once they stop ozempic as once again, it's a problem of reverting to shitty habits now that you won't have a magic pill that literally forces you to stop eating
And ozempic can't be taken forever due to side effects like anything that messes up with your hormones

>>720674062
Genetics

>>720674062
When you sit around all day playing your Nintendo shitcube.

Don't take Ozempic. It makes you look like a ghoul!

>>720668492
>>720668728
>>720680509

Rermember when people used to buy games at stores. Nowadays that fat fuck would just download it to his GayStation 5.

He... he's literally me... Th-thank you...

>>720667896
A bad case of Ligma

>>720677424
>Fatties will of course lie about this
I don't even necessarily think they're lying on purpose. I think they genuinely don't think that having some potato chips and a soda between meals really even counts towards calorie total. You can drink a TON of soda without feeling full and still being hungry, but a single can of mountain dew is already like 10% of your daily recommended intake and fatlings like this likely drink far more than just one a day. That's without taking into account whatever else they eat between meals.

A big part of the reason why diets fail outside of poor self control is just a lack of knowledge. You could eat salads for every meal, but that packet of dressing ALREADY contains more calories than the salad itself.

>>720699551
howdy

>>720681669
parasite cleanse

>>720678152
I'm not fat because I don't eat cookies and cake all day. Ozempic just makes you not crave food. Any fatling who lost weight with this drug is quite literally just going to put it all back on after they stop. There is something fundamentally wrong with their brains that causes this. Their body chemistry was never the issue. Look at the few HAES models who started taking it and pissed off their fans, because all it did was prove that being fat IS a choice.

>>720702156
You've fallen for my trap

>>720667674 (OP)
how do get a body like this?

>>720702860
It's au naturale. You can't just GET this body.

>>720702860
hibernatemaxxing

>>720702860
probably drinking most of your calories desu