Thread 720682632

itt: retarded minigames

I love balls

>>720682632 (OP)
>stealth e-celeb twitch stream advertisement thread
nah piss off mate.

>>720682859
This is your thread, anon
>>720674635

this is a general at this point. a general about some twitch stream.

>>720682859
and nobody cares now, do they?

>>720683093
Serendipitously.

>>720682859
>Noooo stop getting together and having fun! You're supposed to constantly be miserable!

>Free Hootenany.

The *best* kind

>>720683079
>370 posts
sure but retardy keeps getting nuked ok mods

>>720682632 (OP)
>i love balls
t. Op

Day at the Races is the perfect tardy game

>>720684097
I mean. Yeah?

>>720684215
>>720684419

So this is how they're gonna build Orlando Mario World?

i've analyzed about 100 mario retardies and this is how often each character wins

birdo only appeared literally once and was excluded as an outlier

>>720684836
where the FUCK is boo?

feels so good being a dongchad

>>720684937
oops

other fun facts:
- toadette is the only character that gets 2nd place more than any other placement
- dry bones never came in first or last, only 2nd or 3rd
- the player in the P4 slot does slightly better on average than the other three
- the effect of turn order is insignificant

>>720684836
>>720685112
extremely based statsanon

>>720684836
>>720685112
simp rigging conspiracy bros, our response?

>>720684836
so it turns out I'm not a schizo for feeling like waluigi wins constantly

>>720685112
I love this squid

>>720683408
KEK

Wii Games?

pov you are watching a starman stream

DONG NOO

>>720686250
>Statsfag trying to break Blooperchad

>>720685112
why is my wife so bad at partying

yeah, i'm thinking cherry flavor.

Up Next...

>>720688630
one piece fans are so fucking cringe

>>720685112
holy shit b Tier would be based af if only wario was better

>>720684836
From which streamer(s)

MONKEY TIME

mushoom

Any ukiki requests

>>720689489
Eating a banana

>>720689489
Threatening DK with a Coconut Gun.

>>720689615
i have better idea, dk training ukiki to use coconut gun

>>720689489
draw her wearing these PJ's
I just think they're adorable.

>>720689489
Scientist Ukiki holding a wrench next to a pile of scrap. She thinks she can genius

I don't have it, but that Koopa Kid meme of that one Robert Crumb picture

>>720689149
starman duck 910 tloa (only 1-8+DS, no superstars)

>its another toadette absolutely dominates episode

reminder this streamer fucking worships toadette
never beating the simp allegations

>>720690450
birdo?

>>720690450
>>720690626
never mind I learned to read

>>720690550
Bobbeh is gonna win THOUGH

>>720689489
Really sorry, got kind fo tired all of the sudden, may still try to draw but not sure

>>720690450
what if you separate it by streamer? I'm convinced there's a difference

that crash moment made me wonder

why DOESNT starman do mario golf retardy?
dude is always talking about how much he loves golf so why not stream a round or tournament cpu?

>>720691150
it's fucking boring

>>720691150
not him but besides the rigidity brought upon by Toadstool Tour's AI, I'm not a huge fan of golftardy, I much prefer playing it.

>>720691150
The change might slight an autist and lead to two months of screaming.

>>720691150
more variety in general would be cool from whoever wanted to, we don't need 6 mario parties every weekend

>>720691459
how rubberband it is makes it really boring to watch 8 times out of 10, only being fun when the AI completely shits the bed

Someone should do a game of Dokapon Sword of Fury. Assuming that's even possible.

>>720691596
>starman is the only one who does shuffle and dokapon
>tloa wont do shuffle cause it would go against his crying whenever anyone else does it and saying its "not canon"

ass i say

fucking staring at the screen praying this little monkey dude wins for once

>>720684836
your math makes 0 sense u gaynigger

>>720692071
>i take everything someone says seriously

Wait a tic, this ain't my Nintendo Switch 2!

is it finally time to embrace monkey heritage

i don't care for ukiki

I care for Ukiki.

Boob

it seems my superiority has caused some controversy

>>720691150
you get qwerety and 15 monkey rigs and that's all you're getting

siiiiiiiip

>boo won with a last turn happening space
luck of the irish.

>a stream without yoshi peach or daisy
is starman finally good now

>>720695975
shut up yoshitter

superstars horror land feels so small and claustrophobic, they kinda fucked up the scaling on this one

yknow if you report this guy you dont have to watch him

awww they're smling!

It's time

its her time

>no Luigi
skipped

>>720697136
He was in game 1.

>>720697136
He's right there

>>720697242
what was two games ago

>>720697290
a really close game of western land

>>720697290
Mario Party 2: Mario won
Game 2 was Mario Party 6: Boo won
Now it's game 3.

every time i think "superstars isn't that bad" and then this happens the first 5 minutes of it being on

>>720697543
switch parties go from being something i actually watch to background noise while i do something else most of the time

>>720697543
doesn't help the ai are actively avoiding the star for some reason tonight lol

where should I go if there's a retardy going on right now?

>>720697932
filename

>>720697932
>>720698016

>went from 0 stars to 3 stars in play in one turn
just like the fucking mp2 game at the start lmao

Is there a pic that has all the FF7 redo mini games someone can pmost?

>>720684836
>>720685112
how often did each character show up out of these 100 games?

Bigger embarrassment than what happened yesterday

wario decides life isnt worth it and fucking kills himself

No idea who won. All I know is we all lost.

>>720702310
yo report this guy then we dont have to stand for this

my question is why are there so many people who hate this guy, yet continue to watch him?

compare nine_ten, everyone who got sick of his faggotry, simply stopped giving him the attention he desperately wanted

why not the same for this guy?

>>720701307
Mario - 51
Wario - 46
Luigi - 44
DK - 41
Yoshi - 38
Peach - 33
Waluigi - 29
Daisy - 18
Koopa Kid - 17
Boo - 16
Toad - 13
Toadette - 9
Blooper - 6
Dry Bones - 5
Hammer Bro - 5

LET'S FINISH THIS

>actually managed to recover the corrupted save file
incredible, incredible

>>720702752
I didn't think toad was that unpopular

Rosa's last turn star....gone....

>>720702310
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

coward streamer ensuring women doesn't win to avoid drama

THE HERO

>>720702813
i cannot think of a single person that actually asks for toad besides me

>show up uninvited on a 1/7 chance
>win anyway

>wario would have won anyways if the game didnt crash
CHOSEN BY GOD

>>720702310
>got a blessed wario btfoing walushit and women
i bet you feel like a faggot now

Let the shuffling begin.

theeggsun is the biggest attention whore in retardy

>>720703854
the egg sun is our reason to live you nigger

Chao please win

fails