Thread 721135098

>fun game is ruined by metafags
Why does this almost always happen?

>>721135098 (OP)
>He
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>>721135149
wut

>>721135098 (OP)
>I'm a shitter
we know

>>721135405
t. no fun allowed

>>721135098 (OP)
poop portal and fecalmancer and acid splatter

I teleport my acid poop anywhere in the world and control it to assassinate people

>>721135830
Just write someone's name on the forbidden roll repeatedly.

>>721135830
That would be 15, my fellow brainlet

>>721135098 (OP)
What is fun

shiny nugget, prospector, smooth pooperator just to be safe, doonor, forbidden roll

teleport

acid

no-wipe

forever diarrhea

ez

>>721135098 (OP)
>shiny nugget
>private pooper
>proctologist
>forbidden roll
objectively the best combo.

>>721135098 (OP)
poop portal
acid splatter
private pooper

become Light Yagami

>>721135098 (OP)
Not getting prospector is stupid. Roughly every 1000 days you get the chance of solid gold.
Not getting proctologist is stupid, hemmorrhoids suck ass
Not getting smooth pooperator is stupid
Not getting doormancy is stupid
Not getting shiny nugget is stupid
Everything in the upper region is useless.

>>721135098 (OP)
>no icecream poop option

>>721136439
every poop will be clean poop with shiny nugget enabled, you are shitting copper.
>inb4 it will be a bloody mess
no it won;t.

>>721135098 (OP)
solidity doormancy poop portal and shy pooper

>Shiny nugget
>big pooper
>prospector
>proctologist,
>scat scan

I'm Jewish and I have a voyeurism fetish (also a bad case of hemorrhoids )

>>721135098 (OP)
Why are all the terrible ones expensive and all the good ones cheap? What kind of retard made this image?

Copper nuggets? Seriously? Who the fuck is going to take that for 3 when you could never wipe again for ONE POINT

>>721136439
>useless
You can literally become an assassin with Poop Portal and Acid Splatter. And if you combine Shy Pooper with Liquidity you can rob banks and shit.

>>721136635
>I'm Jewish
All you needed to say, the rest was implied.

>>721136696
>idiot doesn't know copper has value and will only increase in value

>>721136757
I'm not a criminal.

>>721136850
no but you are a faggot

>>721136850
no, but you are a faggot

>>721136904
>>721136952
wtf are you me?

>>721136845
Copper is like 10 bucks a kilo. How much do you fucking shit?

>>721137016
No, but you are a faggot.

>>721135098 (OP)
What happens if you get prospector and liquidity?

>>721137065
Your chances will increase significantly, however the gold will also be liquid and sear your anus. That's why it is usually combined with Big Pooper for the faster anal recovery.

>>721135452
>losing is fun
How's your transition going

>>721137035
>combine with big pooper
>get 300-500 bucks a month for shitting
sounds like a good deal to me

>>721137217
you're*

>>721137169
Shit man, imagine shitting molten metal. Even with big pooper that'd be brutal. No pain no gain I guess

>>721135098 (OP)
Poop portal / forbidden roll / prospector

>>721135098 (OP)
>12 points
Shiny Nugget - 3
Private Pooper - 2
The Prospector - 2
The Proctologist - 2
Smooth Pooperator - 1
Liquidity - 1
Doormancy - 1
>You now shit liquid copper and liquid gold only
>You can then sell these after it solidifies
>It's untraceable so nobody will come after you
>You won't waste any metals because they'll all be no-wipers
>Your butthole won't be harmed because of The Proctologist
>You won't have to worry about shitting on yourself in bed due to diarrhea
>Everybody shits 2 times a day if they're eating a healthy diet
>The average shit with diarrhea is 200g
>365 days * 2 shits per day = 730 shits a year
>If even one of your shits is gold, you'll get $23428
>Otherwise your copper shits will generate $5 a day ($1825 a year just for pooping)
Get a custom shitter to form your liquid shits into ingots and you'll be set for life.

>>721135098 (OP)
Forbidden roll
Poop portal
The prospector

>>721135098 (OP)
>shit analogy
I fucking hate you people

>>721137502
What if the day finally comes when you shit gold but you teleport it to your high school bully?

>>721137692
>>Everybody shits 2 times a day if they're eating a healthy diet

>>721137745
>150 grams of solid gold fall from 12ft right on someone's head
probably lethal, either way, I can control if I want to tp my shits or not

>>721137873
It says bowel movement. It stops being a bowel movement when it is outside of your body.

>>721137778
nta, but 1-2 shits a day is the healthy range. more or less than that over a prolonged period where your average shit frequency falls outside of that range is reason to go to the doctor and get checked out.

>>721138045
I'll learn to prolapse myself so I can feel my colon and see if it's solid gold or just shit

>>721135098 (OP)
>Forbidden Roll
>Fecalmancer
>Private Pooper

>FecalMancer
>Amasser
>Shiny Nugget

>don't shit for a year
>have a giant turd made of copper you can control

The only downside is the immense anal damage.

>>721138121
>new game already has cheaters

Both copper and gold are only liquid above 1000 degrees centigrade.
Remember to take Solidity.

>>721138304
>Shitters
FTFY

>>721135098 (OP)
>Shiny Nugget
>The Prospector
>Smooth Pooperator
>Solidity
>Forbidden Roll
Just shit out endless metal

>>721135098 (OP)
>Poop Portal
>Big Pooper
>Private Pooper
>Poodor

I'm gonna take so many smelly shits on people I don't like

>>721138781
Actually maybe I'll replace Big Pooper with Liquidity, Smooth Pooperator and Doormancy. Diarrhea will be much harder to clean

I take big pooper 3 times, liquidity, and poodor.

I am shitstinkmaxxing