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Anonymous No.721135098 [Report] >>721135149 >>721135405 >>721135830 >>721136036 >>721136226 >>721136408 >>721136439 >>721136543 >>721136605 >>721136696 >>721137065 >>721137502 >>721137692 >>721137707 >>721137713 >>721138202 >>721138636 >>721138781
>fun game is ruined by metafags
Why does this almost always happen?
Anonymous No.721135149 [Report] >>721135245
>>721135098 (OP)
>He
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Anonymous No.721135245 [Report]
>>721135149
wut
Anonymous No.721135405 [Report] >>721135452
>>721135098 (OP)
>I'm a shitter
we know
Anonymous No.721135452 [Report] >>721137217
>>721135405
t. no fun allowed
Anonymous No.721135830 [Report] >>721136016 >>721136028
>>721135098 (OP)
poop portal and fecalmancer and acid splatter

I teleport my acid poop anywhere in the world and control it to assassinate people
Anonymous No.721136016 [Report]
>>721135830
Just write someone's name on the forbidden roll repeatedly.
Anonymous No.721136028 [Report]
>>721135830
That would be 15, my fellow brainlet
Anonymous No.721136036 [Report]
>>721135098 (OP)
What is fun
Anonymous No.721136123 [Report]
shiny nugget, prospector, smooth pooperator just to be safe, doonor, forbidden roll
Anonymous No.721136195 [Report]
teleport

acid

no-wipe

forever diarrhea

ez
Anonymous No.721136226 [Report]
>>721135098 (OP)
>shiny nugget
>private pooper
>proctologist
>forbidden roll
objectively the best combo.
Anonymous No.721136408 [Report]
>>721135098 (OP)
poop portal
acid splatter
private pooper

become Light Yagami
Anonymous No.721136439 [Report] >>721136580 >>721136757
>>721135098 (OP)
Not getting prospector is stupid. Roughly every 1000 days you get the chance of solid gold.
Not getting proctologist is stupid, hemmorrhoids suck ass
Not getting smooth pooperator is stupid
Not getting doormancy is stupid
Not getting shiny nugget is stupid
Everything in the upper region is useless.
Anonymous No.721136543 [Report]
>>721135098 (OP)
>no icecream poop option
Anonymous No.721136580 [Report]
>>721136439
every poop will be clean poop with shiny nugget enabled, you are shitting copper.
>inb4 it will be a bloody mess
no it won;t.
Anonymous No.721136605 [Report]
>>721135098 (OP)
solidity doormancy poop portal and shy pooper
Anonymous No.721136635 [Report] >>721136791
>Shiny nugget
>big pooper
>prospector
>proctologist,
>scat scan

I'm Jewish and I have a voyeurism fetish (also a bad case of hemorrhoids )
Anonymous No.721136696 [Report] >>721136845
>>721135098 (OP)
Why are all the terrible ones expensive and all the good ones cheap? What kind of retard made this image?

Copper nuggets? Seriously? Who the fuck is going to take that for 3 when you could never wipe again for ONE POINT
Anonymous No.721136757 [Report] >>721136850
>>721136439
>useless
You can literally become an assassin with Poop Portal and Acid Splatter. And if you combine Shy Pooper with Liquidity you can rob banks and shit.
Anonymous No.721136791 [Report]
>>721136635
>I'm Jewish
All you needed to say, the rest was implied.
Anonymous No.721136845 [Report] >>721137035
>>721136696
>idiot doesn't know copper has value and will only increase in value
Anonymous No.721136850 [Report] >>721136904 >>721136952
>>721136757
I'm not a criminal.
Anonymous No.721136904 [Report] >>721137016
>>721136850
no but you are a faggot
Anonymous No.721136952 [Report] >>721137016
>>721136850
no, but you are a faggot
Anonymous No.721137016 [Report] >>721137046
>>721136904
>>721136952
wtf are you me?
Anonymous No.721137035 [Report] >>721137246
>>721136845
Copper is like 10 bucks a kilo. How much do you fucking shit?
Anonymous No.721137046 [Report]
>>721137016
No, but you are a faggot.
Anonymous No.721137065 [Report] >>721137169
>>721135098 (OP)
What happens if you get prospector and liquidity?
Anonymous No.721137169 [Report] >>721137485
>>721137065
Your chances will increase significantly, however the gold will also be liquid and sear your anus. That's why it is usually combined with Big Pooper for the faster anal recovery.
Anonymous No.721137217 [Report] >>721137306
>>721135452
>losing is fun
How's your transition going
Anonymous No.721137246 [Report]
>>721137035
>combine with big pooper
>get 300-500 bucks a month for shitting
sounds like a good deal to me
Anonymous No.721137306 [Report]
>>721137217
you're*
Anonymous No.721137485 [Report]
>>721137169
Shit man, imagine shitting molten metal. Even with big pooper that'd be brutal. No pain no gain I guess
Anonymous No.721137502 [Report] >>721137745
>>721135098 (OP)
Poop portal / forbidden roll / prospector
Anonymous No.721137692 [Report] >>721137778
>>721135098 (OP)
>12 points
Shiny Nugget - 3
Private Pooper - 2
The Prospector - 2
The Proctologist - 2
Smooth Pooperator - 1
Liquidity - 1
Doormancy - 1
>You now shit liquid copper and liquid gold only
>You can then sell these after it solidifies
>It's untraceable so nobody will come after you
>You won't waste any metals because they'll all be no-wipers
>Your butthole won't be harmed because of The Proctologist
>You won't have to worry about shitting on yourself in bed due to diarrhea
>Everybody shits 2 times a day if they're eating a healthy diet
>The average shit with diarrhea is 200g
>365 days * 2 shits per day = 730 shits a year
>If even one of your shits is gold, you'll get $23428
>Otherwise your copper shits will generate $5 a day ($1825 a year just for pooping)
Get a custom shitter to form your liquid shits into ingots and you'll be set for life.
Anonymous No.721137707 [Report]
>>721135098 (OP)
Forbidden roll
Poop portal
The prospector
Anonymous No.721137713 [Report]
>>721135098 (OP)
>shit analogy
I fucking hate you people
Anonymous No.721137745 [Report] >>721137873
>>721137502
What if the day finally comes when you shit gold but you teleport it to your high school bully?
Anonymous No.721137778 [Report] >>721138075
>>721137692
>>Everybody shits 2 times a day if they're eating a healthy diet
Anonymous No.721137873 [Report] >>721138045
>>721137745
>150 grams of solid gold fall from 12ft right on someone's head
probably lethal, either way, I can control if I want to tp my shits or not
Anonymous No.721138045 [Report] >>721138121
>>721137873
It says bowel movement. It stops being a bowel movement when it is outside of your body.
Anonymous No.721138075 [Report]
>>721137778
nta, but 1-2 shits a day is the healthy range. more or less than that over a prolonged period where your average shit frequency falls outside of that range is reason to go to the doctor and get checked out.
Anonymous No.721138121 [Report] >>721138304
>>721138045
I'll learn to prolapse myself so I can feel my colon and see if it's solid gold or just shit
Anonymous No.721138202 [Report]
>>721135098 (OP)
>Forbidden Roll
>Fecalmancer
>Private Pooper
Anonymous No.721138240 [Report]
>FecalMancer
>Amasser
>Shiny Nugget

>don't shit for a year
>have a giant turd made of copper you can control

The only downside is the immense anal damage.
Anonymous No.721138304 [Report] >>721138470
>>721138121
>new game already has cheaters
Anonymous No.721138334 [Report]
Both copper and gold are only liquid above 1000 degrees centigrade.
Remember to take Solidity.
Anonymous No.721138470 [Report]
>>721138304
>Shitters
FTFY
Anonymous No.721138636 [Report]
>>721135098 (OP)
>Shiny Nugget
>The Prospector
>Smooth Pooperator
>Solidity
>Forbidden Roll
Just shit out endless metal
Anonymous No.721138781 [Report] >>721138868
>>721135098 (OP)
>Poop Portal
>Big Pooper
>Private Pooper
>Poodor

I'm gonna take so many smelly shits on people I don't like
Anonymous No.721138868 [Report]
>>721138781
Actually maybe I'll replace Big Pooper with Liquidity, Smooth Pooperator and Doormancy. Diarrhea will be much harder to clean
Anonymous No.721141212 [Report]
I take big pooper 3 times, liquidity, and poodor.

I am shitstinkmaxxing