Thread 722970223

what is he playing?

>>722970223 (OP)
Battlefield 6

>>722970223 (OP)
civ5

imagine killing this dumb nigger in a tf2 match

>>722970223 (OP)
does he have lan parties with putin and kim jong un?

>>722970223 (OP)
Moscow? He's Russian? That means he's playing one of two games. If it's not Dota, he's playing Counter-Strike.

Al-Assad's movie collection found be Syrian rebels supposedly included the Assassin's Creed film.

Too bad he didn't get assassinated for being a dictator.

>>722970223 (OP)
HOI4

>>722970223 (OP)
He should've faked his death so he'd be seen as a martyr and not a pussy who ran off after two days of fighting.

>>722970223 (OP)
>there is a non-zero chance that I have trushed assad

>first son is a traitorous bastard and has to be exiled
>second son dies because he was a speeding retard
>third son is loyal and competent but so insecure in his power he can't stand even superficial opposition and has a burning hatred for kurds and random tribes
I feel bad for Hafez and I find it ridiculous that all Bashar had to do was to tolerate a few (at the time) powerless ethnic and political groups, privatise the economy and he could have been the middle eastern Lee Kuan Yew
Instead he managed to unite people who have been trying to exterminate each other for centuries or even millenia to put their differences aside and topple him instead

>>722971145
the midwit political takes have arrived

>>722970223 (OP)
Meet and Fuck Kingdom, Steve.

>>722971145
Holy brainlet.

>>722970223 (OP)
>ywn be a former dictator living it up under government protection playing vidya with no worries in life

He's GOTTA be playing Suzerain, right?

>>722970223 (OP)
He's just like me.

>>722970223 (OP)
>Vote Kick: XxX_Lion0fDamascus_XxX
>Reason: Who must go?

>>722971145
He probably just fell hard for Putin's ultimately baseless assurances that Russia would have his back. The way Assad's regime ultimately fell really showed that he had spent past years doing absolutely nothing to assure loyalty among his own people and presumed that he can just order hits and bombs on his enemies from Kreml on demand.

>>722970223 (OP)
>your kingdom collapses
>you are exiled
>wife leaves you
>lock yourself away in a luxury tower
>its gaming time

Based. I bet he plays whatever the fuck he wants to.

>Sand-shitter politics
BORING

>>722970223 (OP)
Assad's dad and brother were massive shitheads but I kind of feel like Bashar was put in an impossible situation. Giving up just meant the sunnis jihadis would massace all your people, the Christians, the Druze, the Kurds, etc. He wasn't even supposed to be dictator, his brother was, dude just wanted to be an eye doctor and play vidya. Yeah he's ultimately responsible for what his regime did, but he didn't build that regime and I got the feeling that, if he had, things could have been a lot more chill.

>>722971326
jek

>>722971338
Nobody had his back sanctioned by almost every country on earth 3-4 front war and only only pay salaries with drug money. It was inevitable.

>>722971145
The kikes were gonna dogfuck him regardless and did dogfuck him regardless, and you have to be delusional not to see that. They can't stand even a token opposition in the region and will choose ISIS instead every time.

>>722971435
>Next thing you know he hears a knock on the door.
>A couple hours later it's announced he died from falling out a window.

>>722971338
>He probably just fell hard for Putin's ultimately baseless assurances that Russia would have his back
I'm still amazed that the US managed to destroy the entire Russian army by doing nothing.

>>722971891
two more weeks until Russia collapses

>>722971250
>GO TO ZE BATZROOM! YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF!
>nuhh neh noyeh...

Russoids are only allowed to play World of Tanks or CS:GO

>>722970223 (OP)
>what is he playing?
Syrian Warfare. What else?

>>722970223 (OP)
Why do they let him though? He's useless now.

>>722970223 (OP)
Map painting. They all share the same character traits.

>Muslims kill each other and topple each others regimes all the time
>Still can't stop Israel killing children in Gaza
Instead of toppling each others regimes why don't they just topple the regime of Israel instead?

>>722970223 (OP)
I can't imagine it's anything other than dota 2

>>722972235
Why can't the west?

>>722972235
Islam
>>722972304
Christianity

>>722972235
>why don't they just topple the regime of Israel instead?
Because Muslims are absurdly dogshit at war and the yids are orders of magnitude more powerful. They have fought like 18 wars with the Jews, and gotten BTFO in every single one.

>>722972129
It would send concerning signals to Russia's other allies if they just abandoned a failed one. They might feel tempted to warm up more to the West if they can't count on Eastern asylum upon things going south.

>>722972030
kek

>>722972384
>It would send concerning signals to Russia's other allies
Nta but if Russia's other "allies" haven't seen the writing on the wall by now they might be actually retarded. Look what happened to the great Russian ally Armenia.

>>722972129
The slav soul thrives on butthurt. Western normalfags hate him and it burns their rectums when they hear that modern day Hitler not only wasn't tortured to death like Ghaddafi, but also gets to play more games in a single week than gaymer dads get to play all year.

>>722972030
>ZE BATZROOM
That's a German thing. Rusians pronouce "the" like "deh."

Source: married a Russian woman...who won't shut the fuck up.

>>722971250
Sounds comfy as hell.

>>722972129
There are many many world leaders currently in exile elsewhere, they basically just shitpost on twitter and soak up host nation taxpayer money. It's quite common.

You're only hearing about this one because it benefits america/nato to parade him around and remind you of his defeat.

>>722971720
Nah, he'll be fine. Russia has nothing really to gain from offing him, and will lose trust from other Dictators they support. As long as he isn't retarded enough to speak out against the Russian gov, he'll be left alone.

>>722972349
Trvth nvke

>>722972365
The smallhats had direct experience in modern warfare on all sorts of scales, a lot of their crop had served in the exiled armies of WWII and so had a concept of war that was more than "point and shoot".

>>722972470
Armkeks were never our ally.

>>722971318
Total bludish annihilation

>>722972761
True, but that was 80 years ago and Muslims are STILL shit at war. It's enough to give one secondhand embarassment.

>>722972235
>no trustworthy and strong ally like the US
>too many traitors amongst them (UAE, Jordan, Morocco...)
>shit leaders that were installed by colonialist powers
>repression of their own religion

>>722971326
>when your curse has friendly fire

>>722972846
florence pigh

>>722972761
A lot of those were also just mercenaries don't forget. Coming off the back of the largest and most destructive war in human history left a lot of men with a valuable skillset and nowhere to employ it, then israel suddenly needed warfighters.