Thread 722997258

I've been waiting all waheek for this klomoment!

>>722997258 (OP)
We all know what these threads are for anon. You don't have to hide it.

>>722997464
the threads are for klonoa...that's it. what do you mean?

>>722997464
To remind people that all Klonoa games are about coping.

>Klonoa Katurday
>100% dead thread

>>722998380
You're starting to piss me of... I'm gonna go nightmare mode

>>722998539
Is that like feral mode where you throw your poop?

>>722998598
Stop

Garment

Pigment

These games ask impossible questions.

>>722998901
I don't get what the plots and plot twist is even about. The sequels all seem to ignore the end-game Klonoa plot-twist, and just have him be some asshole with a grandpa.

>>722999081
sounds like media illiteracy to me

Klonoa's writer sure seems to love figments.

>>722999603
when you klonoa schizopost but you haven't slept for 72 ohurs

>>722999853
How is it schizoposting? It's from the NES RPG that the Klonoa creator wrote.

>>722999953
it's funnier if you pretend this is an incoherent recollection of Klonoa 2

I will post this big klonoa and leave.

>>723000029
Well the ending kind feels like Klonoa 2's ending so it's not that far off.

>>723000402
Just a few lines that are very similar between the games.

>>723000046
You sure you don't wanna stay? :(

God I wish Klonoas were real...

>>723000906
sorry but that's the only big klonoa I have, best to as the drawfag who drew it if he wants to do another one because he draws a cute klonoa and it's clear he's an enjoyer of many klonoas.

>>723001560
You could still just...hang out... you don't have to leave :(

>>723001673
Sorry, I don't belong to this world. I have an epilogue to catch.

>>723002041
wait a second, don't roleplay as me, I'm me dammit.

>>723002091
It's just like the plot twist in that RPG.

>>722997258 (OP)
I felt like he needed a re-design

klonoa happy meal

>>723004874
Stop it or else

>>723005367
That's far enough. Take one more step and I'll forget the sadness of that moment, and then Lunatea will cease to be!

I can't remember shit!

>>723007206
Homo poem

>>723007343
Some fan you are shitting on Yoshizawa's work.

>>723007550
>shitting on
What's wrong with homo?

These threads have to go in a hiatus. Lately they've been really putting "turd" in the "caturday".

>>723009027
I literally can't live without them

>>723007893
homo sausage is a subpar product

>>723009027
Be grateful, I could be posting slop so things aren't that bad.

You don't know real Klonoculture

https://ncode.syosetu.com/n3757fc/

Dreaming

>seethes for 3000 years after being sealed away
>gets his shit pushed in by a 8 year old
How would he cope if he was resurrected?

>>722997258 (OP)
Kemoshota peepee!

The Klonoa Train is running out of steam today.

John "wahoo" Klonoa, the Dream Marine...

>>723015784
:(

80s anime lolo doing her best!

Excited for winter wahoo!

>>723016306
slop rots the soul, please stop

When the thread dies I'll take Klonoa to my gooncave and have my way with him

>>723017998
DO NOT

>>723017998
you asked for it

Ok how many of you dickheads have never played a Klonoa title and just post in the threads because he's cute?
I can understand but I just want to see the scale of the phenomenon.

>>723018953
Lunatea is a conspiracy that Momett started to get his greedy mitts on more dolls.

>>723002689
He's not wearing the right kind of underwear, just saying.

>>723003701
I wonder what's inside that happy meal?

>>723019337
Croc 3: A Real Croc of Shit for the PS1

kloana walking naked in the ghetto

>>723019563
That's a funny way of spelling my bedroom.

I'm gonna play Klonoa again soon

>>723019749
N

The name Phantomile refers to the fact that Klonoa is something Huepow ordered through a mail service. Hence Phanto mairu > Phantom Mail.

>>723021740
deepest lore!

phantom mile
ghost meter

>>723021886
ghost meter?

>>723021886
phantom i(s)le
ghost island

Beat the 1st game in the reverie collection. By the end I just wanted to rip my hair out. But also i still liked it. Is the 2nd game better?

>>723022585
>reverie collection
Are you retarded?

>>723022585
plays less like shit but it's inferior to the original, DtP in the remake is missing basic transparency effects that were there on the fucking Wii version. Even the water effect in Jugpot look better on a fucking Wii. That's how shit it is.

>the wonderswan game has the real Moonlight Museum since it has a whole game dedicated to it
>the one in Lunatea's Veil is a cheap imitation

If bamco won't make a new Klonoa game, I want him to sit on my face!

This month is the second anniversary of Matthew Perry's murder. Jasveen Sangha aka the "Ketamine Queen", Dr Salvador Plasencia and Ghadius are going to rot in jail for what they did to Matthew Perry.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/doctor-charged-matthew-perry-death-court-plea-rcna220497

https://abcnews.go.com/US/ketamine-queen-matthew-perry-guilty/story?id=125196573

This is what Klonoa looks like in the real world.

Klonoa 2's story is so sad.

Klonoa 3 is going to be a stealth game. You have to sneak into Phantomile and collect welfare benefits.

people paid dollars for this and rated it positively

>>723024292
I wouldn't even pay dream dollars for it

hoowa

>>723024471
you'll pay with your asshole (dream ring)

>>722998785
pig men

>>723025592
n-noooo

>>723026501
hot

I'm gonna play Door to Phantomile on a CRT. Waiting for Amazon to deliver some blank CDs and a memory card so I can burn the game and play it on my PS2 :)

>>723029869
Wrong pic

Post the monke

>>723030409
pear

>>723030481
Pear monke?

(((save data)))

I'm feeling peak sorrow rn...

which one?

>>723033098
my brain is fried from fapping and I have no dopamine receptors anymore therefore sorrow FUCK I HATE THIS

>>723033235
Klonoa sucking Guntz
Guntz sucking Sorrow
Sorrow sucking Klonoa
Need I say more?

Have you ever had a birthday like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ElaX9LZRQ
Klonoa is bespoke

Wagyan Paradise truther

wahooboy

>>723029869
Update: heheh, look what my pack of CDs says

>>723037735
Legal copy: backed up

>>723039113
And we're in. I actually have a legit digital playstation store copy on my PS3, but I went to all this trouble of burning a CD and disc swapping on my PS2 like a third worlder because the PS3 can't output 240p. 480i looks horrible. PS2 does the proper video output and it looks beautiful on my CRT. Wahoo!

How come during the joliant levels in klonoa 2, you can catch kat with the wind bullet but it doesn't inflate her?

pee poo pee?

>>723034037
Not sure if it's lewder if they're sucking each other's cocks or trying to suck on their super-sensitive featureless crotches.

Me when I see obvious underage behavior in a Klonoa thread

wanyuwanyurupu

>>723042864
>the peepee poopoo man
That title belongs to Klonoa more.

I refuse to believe Karal is a boyfish

I really hate being horny. I want to have childlike innocence like Klonoa. I'm not a tranny by any means, but I'm seriously considering castrating myself because I fucking hate being like this.

I just really love Klonoa so fucking goddamn much he's perfect. He's the perfect boy. He's just so magical and adorable and he's the perfect mate.

>>723044314
Just masturbate and make the horny go away.

>>723044314
>I'm seriously considering castrating myself because I fucking hate being like this.
Bro, what the fuck?

>>723045429
>telling an alcoholic to just have a drink to make the desire for alcohol go away
nigga you retarded

>>723045807
Is it really that hard to believe? Do you LIKE being a fucking horny monster pervert? Deep down, be honest

>>723040845
Based anon playing the proper way.

>>723046038
I'm tired of wasting my cum because of this vidya demon, but I don't want to cut my dick off.

>>723046421
Give me a better solution then. Something better than no solution and just keep cumming forever. And for the record, I would be chemically castrating myself, not actually cutting my dick off. I'm not THAT deranged.

>>722998598
nigga.

>>723044314
>>723045807
>>723045817
Put your horny energy into something productive. One day you'll hit a wall an turn into an old fuck and that will basically nuke your testosterone.
Enjoy the horny while it last.

>>>/fit/

>>723046535
Why did you post shota Alexander the Great?

>>723046793
he /fit/ = motivation

>>723047335
Brother what good is getting /fit/ gonna do me if I'm still a freak who wants to fuck Klonoa?

>>723047440
>Brother what good is getting /fit/ gonna do me if I'm still a freak who wants to fuck Klonoa?
Okay...
Step one get rich
Step two hire a talented body painting artist
Step three hire a professional costume maker
Step four contract a a petite twink to basically be Klonoa for a day
Step five, fuck fake Klonoa while wearing noise canceling ear buds playing audio of real Klonoa taking hit damage and jumping around on repeat

Bonus points if you if getting /fit/ makes you a little more attractive so your athroized prostitute Klonoa4today is slightly less grossed out by the whole thing..

Goodnight klonoabros and sadbros

>>723048337
>Step one get rich
How? Spoonfeed me please

>>723048678
>How? Spoonfeed me please
Heck if I know, if I was rich my current gaymer rig wouldn't be ancient Intel shit.
Ask /biz/

This big.

Did Emperor Jillius really wake up to his reality, or did he faint and Klonoa got yeeted from his dream while he was passed out?

Why does he dream about little boys?

>>723002689
BUILT for Human Cock

>>723046519
I'm talking about chimpanzees not your peers and equals in society.

>>723046038
Me personally? I would love to be a horny monster pervert with a loving Lucario wife(female).

"Let me guess, another remaster?"

"I'll take a fanservice mainline game, 4x times normal length, extra Lolo with a emphasis on romance, a nod to the spinoffs, light on the Jungian undertones; make it real, with an endless postgame, and let him win."

"We make art here, sir."

klonoa is watching you don't sin

>>723055297
I'm not sinning, I'm being a creative writer.

>>723055297
But Klonoa is a sinner himself.

>>723055917
He did the sins of that world.

Bell towers penetrating into Lunatea. Ever thought about that? Ring the tip and it all comes together.

>>723045817
Shit, my bad bro. Just kys, it's hopeless. Maybe you will go to Phantomile.

>>723057462
the
>phantom isle
that is

>>723046492
get therapy, jesus
Not even shitposting. If it's GENUINELY causing you this much stress, go to an actual fucking therapist.
Modern psych classifies shit that causes actual distress as a disorder, you could get help for this shit man.

CLOCKA

>>723058143
This

Chat GPT please make me Klonoa 3.... no I don't care if it will be shit. I just want to see Lolo again.

I polished your old turd. Now it's bright and shiny.

>>723045110
>I just really love Klonoa so fucking goddamn much he's perfect. He's the perfect boy. He's just so magical and adorable and he's the perfect mate.

...mate?

is the steam collection good?

>>723064965
Yes. Better than the originals in every way.

>>723064965
Ye. Go get it.

>>723064965
no >>723060784

klojob

>>723067183
thanks doc

Wahoo!

>>723055297
Sunday is the Lord's day, I shan't sin today Klonoa!

>>723058143
Therapy is a racket for the moos

>>723063046
Correct. Mate. What don’t you understand?

>>723064965
It’s awful soulless third worlder shit

>>723067183
RIP klojob anon…

God I fucking wish klojobs were real so FUCKING much...

>>723052094
Klonoa making fun of my size because he's bigger than me in both length and girth
>>723062271
Smashfaggotry has done irreparable damage to discussion of mascot platformers online and I will never forgive Sakurai for this

Keep the thread alive for 12 hours while I go wageslave please. When I get back I'll continue posting my DtP on CRT playthrough. Please and thank you!

God I wish Klonoas were real…

It’s klonover
Goodbye…

All the Klonoa gamese were an mensaforical queastion, and weren't supposed to be taken seriously.

yum

>>723072912
It's not Sakurai's fault that it's a lower artform.

new wip for klonoa halloween

>>723072912
Taiwanese Cool Rabbit

>>723076689
Imagine if that was your pp haha

>>723078307
yeah we can only imagine

>>723079047
What a lewd boy...