Thread 723005148

Even if you replaced her with a cool white guy (basically uncharted in space)
i don't see that many people really that interested in a game like this no way a new movie game ip can beat something spiderman PS4
I just don't the point of spending 100s of milion on something that has less appeal than Assassin's creed

>Even if you replaced her with a cool white guy
Make him hetero as well and now I'll buy your game.

>>723005148 (OP)
The cucks next train wreck

>>723005148 (OP)
>Even if you replaced her with a cool white guy
I don't care about your strawman faggot, i want play as a bounty hunter with martial arts skills not a bald angry lesbian

>>723005148 (OP)
it's cowboy bebop but dark souls and with no crew it seems
star wars outlaw is cowboy bebop
skyrim missives is cowboy bebop
everything is cowboy bebop

>>723005148 (OP)
Shame they had to waste the really kino 1980s cassette-future aesthetic with this wokeslop.

>>723005668
>star wars outlaw is cowboy bebop
Unironically the closest thing to a big budget cowboy bebop videogame sadly

Reminder they cancelled Factions 2 for this, to the point where the director (not druckmann) and other multiplayer members left the company.

Notice how Druckmann keeps pushing any other notable talent and projects out of the company besides for the ones hes directly working on

>>723005642
>>723005384
You guy are just like negros that are incapable of comprehending hypotheticals

>>723005936
If you anons had the budget & right devs behind it, what would you rather get a game?
>Outlaw Star
>Trigun
>Cowboy Bebop

>>723006024
>Notice how Druckmann keeps pushing any other notable talent and projects out of the company besides for the ones hes directly working on

Wow, it looks like jews always try to throw under the bus people they don't like because they are better than them

>>723006210
Lupin The Third, with each character having a distinct gameplay

>>723005148 (OP)
Druckmann developed a massive ego after TLOU's success, he truly believes that all his ideas are golden and anybody claiming otherwise are a dishonest and bitter minority only trying to bring him down. Fact is the game will fail financially even if it sells well simply because budgets have been inflated to such an absurd degree that only a massive cultural phenomenon or a rampant MTX strategy can guarantee a game with a budget this size breaks even. That's the basic issue facing the industry today, huge egos meeting poor business sense. It doesn't help that they get into slugging matches over social media antagonising prospective buyers.

Anyway, it'll flop, we'll laugh about it, and people like Druckmann will fail upwards or sideways, or convince rotting boomer shareholders to give him another few hundred million to try again.

>>723006879
The funniest thing is that TLOU spawned from his college project pitch to George Romero, who said it sucked.

>>723005148 (OP)
>heavily stylized music-themed hack n slash game
>the artstyle is realistic slop and the MC is a ugly bald dyke
if this game was made a couple decades ago it would've been the coolest shit ever but since its a modern game they sucked every potential ounce of soul out of it. a laser sword that functions as an audio visualizer is a genuinely great concept and its wasted by being used by the ugliest fucking cunt i've ever seen

>>723007158
It does suck, fundamentally, but men are suckers for the father-relationship every single time.

>>723005148 (OP)
Westerners should stick to shooting games. Is what they know. Leave melee combat to asians. I cannot think of 1 good western action game.

>>723007289
>I cannot think of 1 good western action game.
You need to be more specific on what a western videogame (Eurojank or USslop)

>>723005148 (OP)
Spiderman Is trash but normies totally love him
This Is soulsslop

>>723005148 (OP)
Let them throw away all the money they please the more they waste the less garbage they can make later

>>723006459
Like a hitman game with stealing shit would easily work

>>723005148 (OP)
Nothing about this looks interesting. I bet Sony is gonna pull out of California after this.

>>723005148 (OP)
They really just need to give her hair and I'd be fine with their design I don't understand the commitment to have her be completely bald it looks terrible

>>723005148 (OP)
I think the game is going to have very high production value, good combat mechanics, horrible characters, nonsensical story and really bad pacing. I used to be hyped for Naughty Dog games since Crash Bandicoot 2. But after Uncharted 4 and TLOU2 I lost all hope that they would make a good game.

>>723006210
Outlaw Star is the one with sexy alien babes so it's objectively the best even without considering any other factors.

>>723009163
You know the reason, it's because being a man who's attracted to women is sinful and you need to be punished for it.

>>723010029
>good combat mechanics
They've never made a game with good combat before, I don't know why they would start now.

It's been a long time since we've heard of this. Any chances they rework the protagonist design? The reception was horrendous and hundreds of millions of dollars are on the line.

>>723005384
No he would be gay but a funny stereotypical gay and it would be strangely endearing

>>723010417
>Any chances they rework the protagonist design?
That would require a narcissist to admit a mistake so no, no chance at all.

>>723006068
All these games are just the woke’s self inserts tho so they apparently can’t either

>>723010387
TLOU2 has good combat. Everything but the combat is bad.

>>723005148 (OP)
It looks like a game that a lot of people will buy and discuss for about a week and then move on to the next fotm leaving non-buynaries like me wondering whether it was decent or not.

>it's woke and cool to be anti-Zionist now
oh yeah, I'm thinking Next Guy is done for

>>723005148 (OP)
Combat looks like shittier Remnant/witcher/dark souls shit. Even being charitable to the bald dyke mutt it isn't interesting

>>723006068
>barges into your space
>changes everything about it
>insults the customer base
>"wtf why aren't people buying our games! this is terrorism!!"

i hope you all suffer

>>723010526
gays aren't the problem. its insufferable fags that are the issue.

>>723012607
Bending the standard to include gays does not provide a reasonable barrier for "THA BAD ONES" (see: all of them). In for a penny, in for a pound

>>723005148 (OP)
I was vaguely interested until the moment where she pulled out a fucking sword and it turned into roll slop.

I do not care how much a dev spent on a game or if it's a failure
I see a game, if I think I will like it I play it and if I enjoy it I beat it if not I don't touch it

Naughty dog hasn't made a good game since Jak 3, why the fuck would you care about their newest turd?

>>723005148 (OP)
I had hope for it before the gameplay peek happened in the first trailer. Over the shoulder action game. Waste of art direction and talent.

>>723012990
Even if the gameplay was good you just know the "story" and everything around it will act like an anchor and drag the whole thing down. It will be cutscene after cutscene with dialogue you can't ignore followed by a slow walk corridor and 1-2 rooms of gameplay

>>723005148 (OP)
I think there's multiple things making this game unappealing
>You're playing as an annoying, rude bald chick who looks like a butch lesbian
>There is no fantasy being played to (you're not a badass bounty hunter or a warrior-monk or anything like that, you're just some chick looking for some guy on some planet)
>The plot is "you're looking for some guy on some planet" which is not enough to spark interest in anyone who isn't a frothing Naughty Dog fanboy who was going to buy whatever they shat out regardless.
>It's a space sci-fi video game where you are very obviously only going to be on one planet the whole game and there is no space exploration. A space video game with no space exploration is like a fantasy video game with no magic and monsters. Having a space game set almost entirely on one (1) planet is a big blunder.
>The only enemies shown are robots, which isn't cool enough on its own. Killing robots is almost the joke example of sterile, inoffensive violence. Worse, I think they were trying to go for edgy "punk" vibes with this game's trailer, which doesn't mesh well with killing robots in the jungle which is almost anti-edge.
>Ludicrous product placement (a Porche spaceship?)
>Weird nostalgia baiting, like with the old anime on the TV. It might be trying to invoke 90s sci-fi anime vibes in the vein of Cowboy Bebop/Trigun/Outlaw Star, which is funny if it is because its not just failing abysmally, but kind of showing that it doesn't understand what the appeal of those shows were in the first place.

>>723013419
wow thats even worse than I thought. hard pass.

>>723013419
>Ludicrous product placement, Weird nostalgia baiting
the fucking CDs were the worst. You can justify vinyl with analog sound, but there's no conceivable reason to have CDs today let alone in the future. Completely asinine .

>"games" with multi million dollar budget
no game should cost more than $10m to make

>>723013419
>A space video game with no space exploration is like a fantasy video game with no magic and monsters.
But Assassin's Creed 2 is a good game.

>>723013419
>Having a space game set almost entirely on one (1) planet is a big blunder.
It could work if they made the planet really interesting in itself, but I very much doubt that they're doing that here.

>>723006242
every single time.

>>723011069
>TLOU2 has serviceable combat
FTFY. It doesn't have "good" combat by a wide mile. It has passable combat that nobody talks about to this day because it's so painfully generic and formulaic, and it only serves to pad the play time between cutscenes. If you genuinely think it was good combat, you're probably new to video games. Even fucking Jak II had better gunplay than TLOU2.

>>723016543
>FTFY. It doesn't have "good" combat by a wide mile. It has passable combat that nobody talks about to this day because it's so painfully generic and formulaic
Are we on the same site? Whenever people discuss TLOU2 they say how good the combat is and shit on everything else. Look, I hate the game too, but not being able to admit that even a shit game can do something well is bias.

>>723012760
Nah. The gay hate is mostly christfaggotry here in the west. They can go too. Just make more characters who are real people and not mentally arrested golems.

>>723008696
Lupin and Fujiko would have a stealth gameplay but with different mechanics based on each other methods of work (Lupin side would be more focused on disguises and timing, like Hitman, while Fujiko is more focused on seduction and doublecrossing)

Jigen, Goemon and Zenigata segments would be completely different, spacing 3 genres (third person shooting a la Max Payne, stylish action and investigative cases respectively)

>>723013419
>The only enemies shown are robots, which isn't cool enough on its own. Killing robots is almost the joke example of sterile, inoffensive violence.
You this nigga never played Vanquish and Binary Domain

>>723010029
>good combat mechanics
>Naughty Dog
>good combat mechanics
Nigga your gonna get suck to target magnetism up your ass

>>723005148 (OP)
Remember this? Screencap this post

Because it is pretentious "i am a writer" enough to be real Druckmann ass work

>>723017465
Are you suggesting shooting robots was edgy in those games?

>>723006024
That was bungie pointing out they cant support it

>>723005148 (OP)
Based on rumored story leaks, this just seems like ((Druckmann's)) pet project to tell some lame guilt-tripping religious allegory about persecution and victimization. His ((tribal)) behavior and degeneracy is really going to show with this game.

>>723005148 (OP)
its Naughty Dog, plenty of people will buy it just for that

>>723012508
you people really cant let go of your persecution complex can you?

As someone who is fine with the protagonist design, thought the ship looked cool, liked TLOU2, like moviegames:
Lost all interest when it was revealed to be some hack and slash bullshit on A SINGLE (1) PLANET

>>723018508
>The Heretic Prophet promised us the chosen land 2,000 years ago.

I wonder how the pro-Palestinian normgroids and pro-Palestinian trannies will react. Or if they'll just say, "This story isn't like Israel because it's fiction!" even though Kekmann is a jew kek

>>723005148 (OP)
nature is healing

>>723005148 (OP)
revenge bad, lesbians raising some cucks spawn capthis

>>723005717
the point is to destroy the things you love

>>723013419
PELVIS SHATTERING BODY DESTROYING SEX WITH AISHA (i do not survive)

>>723020150
Ghosts of Yotei is just kind of there, I don't think sucker punch will make the same mistake again, unless sony was the one who told them to do it.
I still can't believe they had a sequel right there and did...whatever yotei is about.

>>723019517
Cuckmann is openly endorsing Israel but manchildren don't care about it because he made le emotional lesbian horror game

>>723005148 (OP)
Asian women are so ugly, bald women are 10x magnifier on any ugliness. I don't know why the Jews made this game: to make me hate asian women more?

This is the only discussion about this slop that matters.

>>723005717
No, you don't understand. The '80s were all about bald sassy lesbo black women.

>>723005148 (OP)
You'll buy it anyway chuds LMAO

>>723019496
>Intergalactic
>Doesn't leave one planet.

did they release any gameplay of this slop?

>>723010734
>>723012508
here's your
>Missed the entire point award

>>723020413
rumor has it yotei was a dlc, then they went woke girlboss etc - think some talent also left, feels like they picked up random people from other sony studios and copy pasted tlou story

>>723018508
>The jeet dies
>The neckbeard dies
>The old dyke girlboss dies
Dare i say based?

>>723019517
they doing mental gymnastics to own the chuds

>>723020602
>gameplay
cinematic cutscenes is the gameplay

>>723020602
The only thing they showed was that trailer from last year's game awards. Betting we'll get another one this year

>girlboss fatigue is at an all time high
>as in, everyfuckingbody is sick of unattractive female characters in leading roles
>just the sight of it makes people turn away from these projects regardless of any medium (just look at sales)
>on top of that, going against major titles coming out next like GTA6, RE9, The Duskbloods, Wolverine, Onimusha, Gears etc.
>all the while being directed by a pissraeli kike who is way too far up his own ass to take any kind of criticism seriously
>so much so that instead of apoligizing for the shitshow he'd created, he started labeling people as racists for the mere fact of fans questioning the direction of Naughty Dog is taking
Fuck ND.

I think every sony Sequel was underwhelming
despite critics doing their best with "umm guys it's as good as the first one if not better"

Also i just don't see a lot of normies being interesting in narrative action like this
unless i am totally wrong and they pull another horizon

Also they'll need GOW or spiderman numbers to justify the budget of this game

>>723005148 (OP)
>another cinematic slop about a lesbian seeking revenge

Playstation can literally only write onr story

Naughty Dog has been a ticking time bomb for like a decade, they've had massive talent drain over the years due to terrible working conditions and with TLOU2 their reputation was so bad that they had to hire literal cgi movie artists (not beating the allegations lol) because talented game animators literally avoid them. To put stuff into perspective Insomniac is another Sony owned California studio and they will have put out 4 AAA games between TLOU2 and Intergalactic

Neil Druckmann seems to think they're a Rockstar tier studio where they can just bruteforce their way through management problems and bloat because people will just throw money at them, and maybe that was true in like the TLOU1 era but I expect heavy downsizing and restructuring after Intergalactic when Sony realizes they're not a golden goose anymore. Neil Druckmann is gonna get a golden parachute of course and will probably just move on to movies/tv shows period

>>723021542
so far, all of their sequels were more like 1.2 versions instead of full sequels
minor changes to the gameplay and a new story, which ends up being meh at best
it's like they don't know how to make a proper sequel

>>723021962
>so far, all of their sequels were more like 1.2 versions
Which was a standard practice in ps2 and 3 days but it's not the same when the games are 50 hour long and take 4-5 years to come out

Even the spiderman 2 game was forgotten within months

>>723021680
it's the only story worth telling chud

>>723006210
wildcard, mgs3 clone focused on exploring and setting up absurd traps. bonus points if i get to change the ending of the manga, goddamnit kanta shouldve stayed an evil prick and gotten his comuppins instead of the pansy ass ending the mangika rushed 20 years later. scartching and surviving as kosuna with less resources would make a genuinly fun difficulty curveball.

that or a trigun lightgun shooter for arcades

>>723022454
>games are 50 hour long and take 4-5 years to come out
and they cost 100s of millions, spiderman 2 was like 315m

>>723005148 (OP)
Nothing could possibly save Cuck writing.

>>723016849
No, they say how good the animations are, and they’re right. Naughty Dog make a stock standard third person shooter with immaculate polish and animation. It’s been the only thing they do since Uncharted.

>>723024279
This anon is correct

>>723020413
>>723020707
As a fan of Infamous, it pains me to see what kind of slop the studio is shitting out now. Ghost of Tsushima was a fucking slop too. The story was mediocre and the gameplay was Assassin's Creed + bamham boring slog. They had such a great backbone in Second Son, all they had to do was make an actual game with it after the tech demo.

>>723005148 (OP)
Another game that will end as a lesbian couple with a kid revenge is bad etc fuck you Sony and cuckman

>>723006210
Outlaw Star would work extremely well as a vidya.

>>723024727
I don't know about that. Which game has better third person shooter gameplay? RE4 remake? Dead Space 2?

>>723025392
The Dead Space series for sure has better gunplay. Vanquish. RE4 and its future impacts minus 6 are also just a little better. Probably Space Marine 2? That’s a little contentious. MGSV, while unfinished, was really good.

>>723006210
Dirty Pair with 2P coop

>>723005148 (OP)
who the fuck wants to play as an ugly bald space dyke?

>>723025708
I agree but TLOU2 is up there. You can do interesting stuff the game never teaches you, like stunning infected, grabbing it and throwing it at another infected which then attacks it and bites its jugular off.

>>723021462
It's the wonderful consequence of games taking the better part of a fucking decade to create nowadays. They can't account for trends without having an effectively modular approach to writing and design, allowing them to easily swap out aspects that might piss people off.

>>723025708
Also MGSV has absolutely garbage gameplay with braindead AI enemies in empty meme world. The V controls are amazing but that's about it.

>>723024727
more animation =/= good gameplay

>>723005148 (OP)
So this is just TLOU in space then?

>>723026996
That’s fair, I’m typically rating by what the player can do above the actual challenges put foth, and MGSV was ultimately a cool engine with great character control and nothing that actually needed it.
>>723026884
See, I don’t find that particularly laudable. Neat, sure, but it’s one of those “Nice” interactions that nobody ever sees because there’s very little reason to ever utilize it. I would bet most people don’t know the interaction exists. It’s more difficult and not particularly more efficient than shooting its brain off.

>>723006459
>>723008696
>>723017236
I was thinking of a mix between Hitman and Sly Cooper, particularly the bouncy platforming.
>Jigen, Goemon and Zenigata segments would be completely different, spacing 3 genres (third person shooting a la Max Payne, stylish action and investigative cases respectively)
It would be better if it was just Lupin and the gang were abilities for Lupin to use during his caper.

>>723026996
>braindead AI enemies
They're great actually. I really liked how you can distract them with your buddy and then sneak around them as they run around looking for someone who's not you

>>723021462
All these were greenlit at the height of woke. Asscreed Shadows was developing at the time of the Floyd riots, hence why they added Yasuke in. The original game was about a MALE MONK turned assassin.

>>723017236
>Goemon
>stylish action
Considering how badass crazy his moves are on the anime that would be insanely kino

>>723020702
No I understand your point I just dont care.

>>723019375
right its just a persecution complex when the game writers admit they are doing stuff on purpose to upset the playerbase which they dont like under the delusion that we will buy their game no matter what.

>>723006210
without a doubt Outlaw Star

>>723007158
Also funny is that he wasn't the boss of TLOU1. That other guy was and I'm 100% sure he kept Druckmann in check and Druckmann hates him for that.

>>723006210
Record of Lodoss War, as a CRPG

>>723010101
Trigun had babes, not many, but they were there. Espcially the insurance adjusters.

>>723006210
Cowboy bebop if you got to get a canon just to the games epilogue where we get to see what happens with Jet and Faye, otherwise Outlaw Star

>>723005717
Yeah, I really liked the aesthetic of the ship, old-fashioned anime running on TV. This is for me, but no. Have a sassy bald dyke. Such a waste.

>>723006459
That's insane how much potential Lupin could have as a videogame. Instead it got stuck on PS2 with two mid tie-ins

>>723005148 (OP)
>Even if you replaced her with a cool white guy (basically uncharted in space)
Make her a Sergal or some other kind of furry or scalie and I'd be down

>>723005148 (OP)
Should've just made her Karen Fukuhara.

>>723007289
Dark Messiah of might and magic

>>723011069
i feel like people just say this shit just to not trigger other nigaz in this board

>i totally spent 40 hours playing a story i hate because le combat is good

suuure

>>723005148 (OP)
I've always wanted to play a crappy derivative game based around a peevish dykesplaining bald lesbian with a backstory that takes 19hrs of a 4hr game to explain.
Take my money.
Well worth the $1.99 and a bent dime from the bargain rack.