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Anonymous No.723061237 [Report] >>723061631 >>723061760 >>723062318 >>723062352 >>723062409 >>723062591 >>723062605 >>723062651 >>723063181 >>723063186 >>723063207 >>723063319 >>723063504 >>723063758 >>723065414 >>723065878 >>723066887 >>723067073 >>723067987 >>723068640 >>723069080 >>723069404 >>723069429 >>723069797 >>723071096 >>723074364 >>723075789 >>723077621 >>723077636 >>723080919 >>723082838 >>723088685 >>723091017 >>723094997 >>723105246 >>723105674 >>723110225
are there any games that take place in denmark?
why isn't it used more as a map?
one could recreate it 1:1 and it would take up 2 gig at most
Anonymous No.723061291 [Report] >>723061539 >>723062348 >>723065112 >>723068681
and do what, inspect pig farms?
Anonymous No.723061539 [Report]
>>723061291
while playing capture the flag
Anonymous No.723061631 [Report] >>723064115 >>723064640
>>723061237 (OP)
Anonymous No.723061702 [Report] >>723062376 >>723062432 >>723065326 >>723066252 >>723075243 >>723079082 >>723079274
>swedish girls
blacked beyond repair
>danish girls
alcoholics and drug addicts
>finnish girls
crazy bitches
>norwegian girls
too good for this world, too pure
Anonymous No.723061760 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
isn't OG lemmings set in denmark?
Anonymous No.723062318 [Report] >>723062437 >>723062510 >>723063201 >>723076418 >>723083000
>>723061237 (OP)
Ah yes, Denmark famous for
And
Also
Anonymous No.723062348 [Report] >>723063204
>>723061291
to hike up all those famous Danish mountains.
Anonymous No.723062352 [Report] >>723062715
>>723061237 (OP)
Holstein is German you Danish swine
Anonymous No.723062376 [Report] >>723069000 >>723080250
>>723061702
You faggots are normalfags that discuss fictional girls in a taiwanese basket weaving website and as well are 3dpd niggers that are sex havers or wannabe sex havers. Fuck off and be more private about it, unvirgin/virginity denying swines
Anonymous No.723062409 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
All video games set in the Bionicle world
Denmark is Mata Nui's face, and Mata Nui the island as well.
Anonymous No.723062432 [Report]
>>723061702
Mutt's law.
Anonymous No.723062437 [Report] >>723062496 >>723090724 >>723091974
>>723062318
Denmark invented Lego, chud.
Anonymous No.723062496 [Report]
>>723062437
thats not something it should be proud of
Anonymous No.723062510 [Report]
>>723062318
LEGO bricks and the little mermaid.
Anonymous No.723062591 [Report] >>723062720 >>723062953 >>723063254 >>723063441 >>723065979 >>723078471 >>723081731 >>723087348
>>723061237 (OP)
What happens here?
Anonymous No.723062605 [Report] >>723083107
>>723061237 (OP)
It's kinda odd 47 has never been to Denmark despite the devs being Danish
Anonymous No.723062651 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
someone did a 1:1 map of the island on the far right in Arma 3
Anonymous No.723062715 [Report]
>>723062352
Not for long it ain't
Anonymous No.723062720 [Report]
>>723062591
alcoholic posh people and drugs
used to be a tranquil beach resort town where artists in particular would gather
Anonymous No.723062731 [Report]
Expeditions Viking
Anonymous No.723062953 [Report] >>723063357
>>723062591
Two oceans meet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTv9dgELcc4
Anonymous No.723062985 [Report]
This country with less than 6 million people has the US fatso lardasses by their balls.
Anonymous No.723063081 [Report]
What's it going to be about? Preparing to leave Denmark and go somewhere interesting?
Anonymous No.723063181 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
been there many times in ets2, i like going across the great belt bridge on the way to malmo
Anonymous No.723063186 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
>tfw no stay still stay quiet vidya
Anonymous No.723063201 [Report] >>723080473
>>723062318
Ozempic.
Anonymous No.723063204 [Report]
>>723062348
>you see that mountain?
>no you don't
Anonymous No.723063207 [Report] >>723063272 >>723063321 >>723065731 >>723069216 >>723087410
>>723061237 (OP)
anon...
Anonymous No.723063254 [Report] >>723077320
>>723062591
They make a really tasty sauce
Anonymous No.723063272 [Report] >>723065660 >>723066263
>>723063207
kinda funny how more people on the german side speaks danish than people on the danish side speaks german
Anonymous No.723063319 [Report] >>723083153
>>723061237 (OP)
It'd be flat
Anonymous No.723063321 [Report]
>>723063207
UPDATE THE BORDER
IT MUST GO MOPRE SOUTH
Anonymous No.723063357 [Report]
>>723062953
That's pretty cool.
Anonymous No.723063384 [Report] >>723063446 >>723069443
>lego is danish
>lego can't stop whoring themselves out to other franchises
>hitman is danish
>still no lego hitman game
explain
Anonymous No.723063441 [Report]
>>723062591
There's either a lategame superboss or a best-in-slot weapon hidden there.
Anonymous No.723063446 [Report]
>>723063384
>assassinate a guy by getting him to step on a lego
Anonymous No.723063504 [Report] >>723063610
>>723061237 (OP)
What is going on guys this here is bokoen and uhm
this is kind of a new thing today I am in minecraft
that's because I received well I've read some news today on uh
several papers in denmark
(which is the country I live in)
and apparently
denmark has been created
in minecraft! the only country in the world that has been created in minecraft
and it is basically two si- well
two uh uhmm
coworkers at one of the danish
national institutions in within the ministry
of
geological
uh
something I can't really remember it
Anonymous No.723063610 [Report] >>723063651 >>723070597
>>723063504
Baaase is better than Bokoen
Anonymous No.723063651 [Report] >>723063980
>>723063610
Are you telling me there's two danish hoi4 youtubers?
Anonymous No.723063758 [Report] >>723064239 >>723065275
>>723061237 (OP)
Jungledyret had a shitty MS Dos game iirc
Anonymous No.723063980 [Report]
>>723063651
Yes, i'm sorry
Anonymous No.723064115 [Report]
>>723061631
ARRRR MATEY GIMME ALL YOUR SHEEP
Anonymous No.723064226 [Report] >>723105254
There's a C&C Red Alert mission that takes place on Bornholm, a Danish island.
Anonymous No.723064239 [Report] >>723064596
>>723063758
rita is renamon's scandinavian cousin
Anonymous No.723064492 [Report] >>723064697
An obscure Danish game from '97 took place in Copenhagen.
Anonymous No.723064596 [Report]
>>723064239
Rita is hotter
Anonymous No.723064640 [Report]
>>723061631
isnt the premise that they arent in denmark though
Anonymous No.723064697 [Report] >>723064787
>>723064492
>Blackout was the first major release from Danish game developers Deadline Games, in which players assume the role of a schizophrenic person with multiple personalities, who wakes up next to a headless corpse, and have no idea who or where they are, and from there on have to remember.
Huh that's neat, sounds pretty interesting if pulled off well
Also holy shit is the game made with stop motion/claymation?
Anonymous No.723064787 [Report] >>723064928
>>723064697
Yeah, puppets or something like that.
I played it ages ago. Dunno if it ever got any release, or translation, outside Scandinavia.
It wasn't that good.
Anonymous No.723064928 [Report]
>>723064787
>Translation
Not a problem, reckon it will be getting the thing running on modern systems will be tougher
Anonymous No.723065112 [Report]
>>723061291
>Kiel Channel lock gate manager 2025 DeluxeEdition
Because Germans duh.
Anonymous No.723065275 [Report]
>>723063758
Anonymous No.723065326 [Report] >>723068839 >>723088057 >>723101780
>>723061702
Anonymous No.723065414 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
It's a boring place
Anonymous No.723065531 [Report] >>723065628 >>723065812 >>723065960 >>723066153 >>723066835 >>723068942 >>723077580 >>723083350 >>723088291
>ww2 just started
>germans are pulling up at the danish border
>danish army asks the gubberment if they can please set up defenses
>gubberment says nooo the germans might see that as a threat
>germans roll in, a single bike squad goes to greet them
>they fucking die, germans take the country in hours
meanwhile, norway destroyed the german's newest battle ship, welcome to oslo
Anonymous No.723065628 [Report]
>>723065531
>being a mountainmonkey playing on hometurf has insane advantages
No way, who'd have thought.
Anonymous No.723065660 [Report] >>723069006
>>723063272
>ethnic cleansing is funny
all of jutland belongs to germany
Anonymous No.723065731 [Report]
>>723063207
Last time they tried that the Prussians goosestepped all over them
Anonymous No.723065812 [Report] >>723078328
>>723065531
>>they fucking die, germans take the country in hours
Why did they do it?
Anonymous No.723065878 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
Because historically Denmark is most famous for people sailing the fuck out of there, and so very few people decided to ever visit Denmark because it's the place all those people successfully invading their countries came from
Anonymous No.723065898 [Report]
Pretty sure bionicle online took place on denmark
Anonymous No.723065960 [Report] >>723066123 >>723069495
>>723065531
>meanwhile, norway destroyed the german's newest battle ship, welcome to oslo.
I'm so sad they didn't include the legendary line ""Either I will be decorated or I will be court-martialled. Fire!" in this film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ79i11JSnU
Anonymous No.723065979 [Report]
>>723062591
oh, it's a mess
Anonymous No.723066006 [Report] >>723066681
heard you guys were talking shit like we wouldn't find out
Anonymous No.723066049 [Report] >>723066084
>multiple games that take place in sweden such as cry of fear, generation zero and amnesia
>no games set in denmark
Anonymous No.723066084 [Report]
>>723066049
and ac valhalla was in norway
denmark has no game
Anonymous No.723066123 [Report]
>>723065960
They are making^W^W have made a new one dedicated to the battle. Haven't watched it yet, but thanks for reminding me.
Anonymous No.723066153 [Report] >>723066468 >>723066489 >>723066524 >>723066709
>>723065531
meanwhile, nothing happened in sweden
Anonymous No.723066252 [Report]
>>723061702
Just jerked off to tentacle hentai these mean nothing to me.
Anonymous No.723066263 [Report]
>>723063272
Similar thing up North. There is a sizable Finnish speaking minority in the Swedish Lapland, but hardly any Swedish speakers in Finnish Lapland.
Anonymous No.723066468 [Report]
>>723066153
not nothing, they just played both sides and kept out of the war
Anonymous No.723066489 [Report]
>>723066153
Kek, Sweden was part of the reason Norway got invaded, because they couldn't supply Germany with iron when the northern part of the Baltic sea froze during winter, so they had to go through Narvik
Anonymous No.723066524 [Report]
>>723066153
>importaled all the jews
I wouldnt say nothing happened
Anonymous No.723066527 [Report]
We've heard all about the might of the great chieftains of the Spear-Danes in the old days.
Anonymous No.723066640 [Report] >>723066921 >>723067052
>entire Scandinavia has the combined population of like 1 big city
>somehow all of them are on 4chan
You guys have a problem
Anonymous No.723066681 [Report]
>>723066006
>no luna
0/10
Anonymous No.723066709 [Report] >>723067526
>>723066153
In Winter War there were almost 10K Swedes fighting for Finland as "volunteers" who had "donated" aircraft guns, planes, mines and artillery with them.
Anonymous No.723066835 [Report]
>>723065531
To be fair, the end result ended up the same for both countries only with way less destruction for the Danes.

This is like people who mock France for losing the war so quickly. It was either in six weeks or in six months. Defeat was inevitable against the Wehrmacht, the quick defeat was if anything advantageous to them in the long run.
Anonymous No.723066887 [Report] >>723067814
>>723061237 (OP)
something weird about having the literal place I live in posted on 4chan. i feel doxxed.
Anonymous No.723066921 [Report] >>723067003
>>723066640
There's nothing to do in Scandinavia from October to March except doomscroll.
Anonymous No.723067003 [Report] >>723067081 >>723069203 >>723069548 >>723097864
>>723066921
Just drive to Italy or something, shouldn't that be easy for you guys
Anonymous No.723067052 [Report]
>>723066640
I'd say 4chan is an old website at this point, and the thing with Scandinavia is that we all got internet early. By the time 4chan was created 80% of the population already had internet
Anonymous No.723067073 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
Anonymous No.723067081 [Report] >>723067250
>>723067003
Yes but Italy is a shithole full of retarded Americans and Russians.
Anonymous No.723067250 [Report] >>723067295 >>723067830 >>723069248 >>723069604
>>723067081
Every time I talk to you fags you come off as the most miserable twats on the planet. And yet somehow you keep ranking high on those meme happiness rankings
Anonymous No.723067295 [Report]
>>723067250
We are so happy because all the sad people just kill themselves.
Anonymous No.723067313 [Report] >>723067397 >>723067862 >>723068186
Is Denmark plagued with migrants?
Anonymous No.723067397 [Report]
>>723067313
Not swecuck levels, but we do unfortunately have some.
Anonymous No.723067526 [Report]
>>723066709
finlands sack is ours
Anonymous No.723067814 [Report] >>723068628
>>723066887
time ago someone made a thread posting screencaps of random google maps locations, one of them was from a town near mine i have visited many times, i felt extremely paranoid for a second there
Anonymous No.723067830 [Report]
>>723067250
Perpetual superiority complex makes you happy.
Anonymous No.723067862 [Report] >>723069248 >>723069305
>>723067313
It has something even worse, Danes.
Anonymous No.723067987 [Report] >>723068079 >>723068170
>>723061237 (OP)
I don't even know what a denmark is. Isn't full of sissy boys?
Anonymous No.723068079 [Report] >>723068385
>>723067987
No, that's sweden.
Anonymous No.723068170 [Report]
>>723067987
they made lego and ship stuff, that's about it
Anonymous No.723068186 [Report] >>723068396
>>723067313
Having the highest Pigs per Capita in the world helps ward some of them off, but being sandwiched between Germany and Sweden is still rough.
Anonymous No.723068385 [Report]
>>723068079
Sissy ((danish)) ((boy)) detected.
Anonymous No.723068387 [Report] >>723068696
Behold, the tallest mountain in Denmark
Anonymous No.723068396 [Report]
>>723068186
>Having the highest Pigs per Capita in the world
That's a nice way to say Danes.
Anonymous No.723068628 [Report] >>723095958
>>723067814
reminded me of this post
Anonymous No.723068640 [Report] >>723068818
>>723061237 (OP)
We're all waiting for you to make it. Go make that kingdom come: Denmark edition game we're all waiting for.
Anonymous No.723068681 [Report] >>723071792 >>723081018
>>723061291
That was oddly specific. Let me guess, you're from there, aren't you?
Anonymous No.723068696 [Report]
>>723068387
You still wouldnt be able to climb it you lazy fuck
Anonymous No.723068765 [Report] >>723068895
Denmark is a very good looking country, but with one large problem that makes it impossible to enjoy: it's populated by the Danish.

Germany should have taken it during the war. If not entirely, then split it like a watermelon with Sweden maybe.
Anonymous No.723068818 [Report] >>723069368 >>723069442
>>723068640
Pretty much all of the Danish warfare and other exciting stuff done by Danes in medieval and early modern times happened in British Isles, Sweden, Baltics and North Germany, setting that kind of a game in Denmark would be just a farmland walking sim.
Anonymous No.723068839 [Report]
>>723065326
I don't know if you know, but it's primarily only the fatties and uggos who go for niggers.
Anonymous No.723068859 [Report] >>723068986 >>723070157 >>723098185
Denmark looks strange, like germany took a bite out of them
Anonymous No.723068895 [Report] >>723069084
>>723068765
germany did take it du
Anonymous No.723068942 [Report]
>>723065531
They did the right thing. Adolf was right and his cause was righteous and he would have saved us all from modernity.
Anonymous No.723068986 [Report] >>723069095 >>723075637
>>723068859
>saarland
already picked a spot for the jeets to go eh
Anonymous No.723069000 [Report] >>723069067
>>723062376
This. Hate what normies have done to this place.
Anonymous No.723069006 [Report]
>>723065660
If you're going to take jutland, then you might as well just take the whole shebang, since denmark ain't jack shit without it and hardly a country.
Anonymous No.723069067 [Report]
>>723069000
checked
Anonymous No.723069080 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
Always seemed like the most boring country in all of Europe to me.
Anonymous No.723069084 [Report]
>>723068895
Not enough.
Anonymous No.723069086 [Report]
>t Dane
Anonymous No.723069095 [Report]
>>723068986
Anonymous No.723069143 [Report]
Cope in Copenhagen, faggot.
Anonymous No.723069203 [Report]
>>723067003
No one wants to drive for hours and hours. Danes don't even visit friends a couple of hours away. If you leave a city in denmark, you might as well go to the moon, or something. You will never see your "friends" again.
Anonymous No.723069216 [Report] >>723072214
>>723063207
>sylt
That’s me. I live there, at that place. That I have named.
Anonymous No.723069248 [Report]
>>723067250
Deppressed people are the biggest liars.>>723067862
Anonymous No.723069305 [Report] >>723077016
>>723067862
Danes don't even exist anymore, genetically, they're all 30-40 percent slavic.
Anonymous No.723069342 [Report]
>thread full of Swedes crying non-stop
Jesus Christ get your shit together for once.
Anonymous No.723069368 [Report]
>>723068818
So? Just lie. It's a videogame, it's not supposed to be an ultra-realistic historical documentary.
Anonymous No.723069404 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
At least partially.
Anonymous No.723069429 [Report] >>723069679 >>723069680
>>723061237 (OP)
>are there any games that take place in denmark?
Most Pixeline games I guess? Unless their very specific about the location.
Anonymous No.723069442 [Report]
>>723068818
A game about harold hardrada would be cool as fuck, I think he was norway but he invaded denmark, I think.

viking vs viking game could be pretty popular
Anonymous No.723069443 [Report] >>723069691
>>723063384
Danes explain. Why are there so many niggers in my kids Duplo sets. I habe to throw away lime half the peopæe that come with them.
Anonymous No.723069495 [Report]
>>723065960
>Visst Fanden skal der skytes med skarpt!
What a chad
Anonymous No.723069548 [Report]
>>723067003
>just drive 1200 km bro
lolno
Normal people don't think driving 3+ hours qualifies as a "quick trip". That's a burger thing.
Anonymous No.723069604 [Report]
>>723067250
Because those rankings don't measure actual happiness, only how "content" you are with your life. If you have a roof over your head, a job and food on the table, you are considered "happy".
Anonymous No.723069679 [Report] >>723069924 >>723076106
>>723069429
Anonymous No.723069680 [Report] >>723069924 >>723106391
>>723069429
You have Mayan pyramids or whatever in Denmark?
Anonymous No.723069691 [Report]
>>723069443
>Danes explain

You tell me.
Anonymous No.723069797 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
1:1 would still be 1/5th the size of Daggerfall which is huge. It would take over 10 hours to walk through the map.
Anonymous No.723069924 [Report] >>723070194
>>723069679
Hell fuckign yes.
>>723069680
I said most, MOST. Maybe give these games are try seeing as your reading skills arent on par with most adults here.
Anonymous No.723070157 [Report] >>723099047
>>723068859
>Denmark looks strange, like germany took a bite out of them
The current border is the result of Germany taking a substantially larger bite, and about a quarter of that bite being returned after WW1, splitting the region of Schleswig/Slesvig in half.
Anonymous No.723070194 [Report]
>>723069924
>bitching and moaning about "muh reading comprehension"
Wow. No wonder you got raped, rude boy.
Enjoy Greenland while you have it lmao
Anonymous No.723070597 [Report]
>>723063610
Wait why am I mentioned here?
Anonymous No.723071096 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
isnt there fps game about playing partisan against invading robot army?
Anonymous No.723071241 [Report] >>723071385 >>723083837 >>723106708
how's denmark?
I always think those european countries are really beautiful and probably nice
I live in Spain and I'm so tired of this piece of shit country
Anonymous No.723071385 [Report] >>723072847
>>723071241
>how's denmark?
Great, beautiful, and peaceful. Just stay away from the colored people and copenhagen and you good
Anonymous No.723071792 [Report]
>>723068681
No it's not that's common knowledge.
t. finn
Anonymous No.723072214 [Report]
>>723069216
are you a fruit perserve
Anonymous No.723072847 [Report] >>723083837
>>723071385
thanks man
Anonymous No.723074268 [Report]
So, i guess that was that, then?
Anonymous No.723074364 [Report] >>723074951
>>723061237 (OP)
Have you been to Denmark? It's the most boring country in existence. Only flat farms and cities.
Anonymous No.723074951 [Report] >>723075651
>>723074364
sounds like most of urbanized america outside of really dense downtown cities
Anonymous No.723075056 [Report]
Euro truck simulator 2
Anonymous No.723075243 [Report]
>>723061702
Finnish girls are all autistic
Anonymous No.723075637 [Report]
>>723068986
The french probably won't even notice they've crossed the border
Anonymous No.723075651 [Report]
>>723074951
Not to be a normie, but I need access to actual nature. Some forests and mountains.
Anonymous No.723075789 [Report] >>723076008 >>723076460 >>723079418 >>723082494
>>723061237 (OP)
>Cuckmark
Anonymous No.723076008 [Report]
>>723075789
It was some guy just put it up randomly somewhere without permission. This wasn't THE famous mermaid statue.
Anonymous No.723076106 [Report]
>>723069679
Kino
Anonymous No.723076418 [Report] >>723076751
>>723062318
Barely resisting against Nazi occupation.
Anonymous No.723076460 [Report]
>>723075789
The funny part here is that the photos wouldn't have been censored if it was capped from a danish news outlet.
Anonymous No.723076751 [Report] >>723106861
>>723076418
And saving almost all their Jews.
Anonymous No.723077016 [Report] >>723077084 >>723079951
>>723069305
Are you going to elaborate or can I just dismiss this as dumb shitpost?
Anonymous No.723077084 [Report]
>>723077016
looks like someone is extremely upset about danes for some reason
99% chance it's a swede too
Anonymous No.723077320 [Report]
>>723063254
It's actually Swedish and has nothing to do with Skagen. It was invented by Tore Wretman 80 years ago o algo
Anonymous No.723077459 [Report]
>o algo
Anonymous No.723077580 [Report] >>723080853
>>723065531
You mean a bunch of Norniggian terrorists sunk a battleship way after the invasion was over. Completely unnecessary
Anonymous No.723077621 [Report] >>723077740
>>723061237 (OP)
I went to a Danish manga shop during my trip to Copenhagen and the hentai section was right next to the door. Three kids (preteens at least) were crowding around it so I couldn't do any shopping there sadly. Danes?
Anonymous No.723077636 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
i love killing Danes in Medieval 2. your faction sucks so hard.
Anonymous No.723077740 [Report] >>723078362
>>723077621
>manga shop
Name it, or I'm calling bullshit.
Anonymous No.723078328 [Report] >>723079213
>>723065812
Britain started mining the pass between norway and denmark, germany didn't want to become cut off and blockaded like in ww1. They asked the danes and norwegians to please protect their own waters, the former two refused. Raeder pushed hitler really hard for an invasion of the two countries in order to control the sea lane and take the ports in order to have an advantage for their subs. Hitler reluctantly agreed after a while.
People talk a lot today about the moral injustices of invading neutral countries but in ww1 and ww2 it was almost completely irrelevant, every country was fair game when people were jockeying for position and small countries were just hoping to stay out of it. And yes, both sides invaded neutral countries. Even if you ignore the fact that the soviet union was part of the allies britain also invaded places like Iran for an even stupider and nonsensical reason than germany's invasion of scandinavia and the low countries.

In denmark's defense they knew they wouldn't be able to hold against the germans even if they set up all the trenches and defensive lines they wanted, and it's doubtful that british help would change that outcome (as norway proved). If they proclaimed neutrality there was a good possibility germany would ignore them, which is actually what hitler wanted to do in fact, but setting up a futile defense against the germs would almost certainly trigger an armed response since germs couldn't afford a british foothold on their north flank. Choosing not to, strangely enough, was the more sensible option and saved the country a lot of needless destruction.
Anonymous No.723078362 [Report] >>723078623
>>723077740
One of the Faraos Cigarer shops
Anonymous No.723078471 [Report]
>>723062591
they make watches
Anonymous No.723078623 [Report]
>>723078362
trapcard.jpg
The H section isn't right next to the door, it's a dozen steps in and a rightturn around a shelf.
t. visits the shops a few times a year
Anonymous No.723079082 [Report]
>>723061702
>too good for this world, too pure
Lol, lmao XD
Anonymous No.723079213 [Report] >>723079639
>>723078328
Denmark went on to have quite the significant resistance presence for how small it was, as well. It managed to stay mostly hidden to the point that the germs called Denmark the "whipped cream front" because seemingly nothing happened - so they got lax, and the resistance ran rings around them.
Anonymous No.723079274 [Report] >>723079394 >>723082298
>>723061702
>>swedish girls
>blacked beyond repair
Sweden has been bombarded with propaganda for a long time but even then most girls don't go for black guys. A lot do, but there's more and more of a resentment building up against foreigners especially from the women on account of them being creeps, perverts, and criminals.
When before women mostly wanted to be trendy, welcoming, and to fit in, now it seems they mostly want to feel safe again
Anonymous No.723079394 [Report] >>723079731 >>723079783
>>723079274
Funny how you're always going to fix everything tomorrow.
The Swedish mentality.
Anonymous No.723079418 [Report] >>723079607
>>723075789
Didn't the also make it illegal to burn the Quran while infinitely more cucked Sweden refused to make it illegal?
Anonymous No.723079607 [Report] >>723079716
>>723079418
They made burning ANY religious book an offense, including the bible.
Anonymous No.723079639 [Report]
>>723079213
Yep, the invasion was almost entirely a push for the navy who just saw the advantages it could give to the navy. For Hitler it was two more countries he had to occupy, which meant thousands of experienced soldiers in garrison duties, loss of trading partners and potential political allies, and more importantly they were now responsible for the energy needs of two countries while they were already struggling with oil as it was. He didn't give two fucks about conquering them and didn't even want to, but if it helped him knock out britain and france it was worth the risk because then the war would be over and they could fuck off back to their own borders plus what they lost in ww1
Anonymous No.723079716 [Report] >>723079873
>>723079607
That sounds like cuck shit, they're banning the burning of all books to avoid explicitly saying it's illegal to burn the Quran, everyone knows the Quran burnings were the sole reason for this - no other religion would remotely care as much if their holy book would be burned
Anonymous No.723079731 [Report] >>723080429
>>723079394
Sweden doesn't need a law for that because nobody there would EVER dare to burn the qouran.
Anonymous No.723079783 [Report]
>>723079394
I'm telling you how things are now.
Your idea of them is the same as many migrants ideas of them, which then turns to frustration and anger when they fail over and over again. Even 10 years ago girls were dying their hair from blonde to black or dark brown to avoid attention.
Anonymous No.723079873 [Report]
>>723079716
Yeah, you're the cuck in this equation for your lack of common sense. The reason the law was made was because Danish people were burning it. Islamic countries like Sweden doesn't need a law because it would never happen there.
lmao
Anonymous No.723079925 [Report] >>723080097
Denmark’s entire contribution to vidya is Hitman. That’s basically it.
Anonymous No.723079951 [Report] >>723080071
>>723077016
What more is there to say? I was perfectly clear. The original danes are extinct abd don't exist anymore. A danish friend of mine has literally procreated with a bulgarian slav chick and no one gives a fuck but me.
Anonymous No.723080071 [Report] >>723080197
>>723079951
I'm asking for some stats, chief.
Anonymous No.723080097 [Report]
>>723079925
Anon, THQ Nordic and 3D Realms are danish.
Anonymous No.723080197 [Report] >>723080334
>>723080071
I don't have them but i've seen them with my own eyes.
Anonymous No.723080225 [Report]
>Denmark so boring people would rather talk about how irrevocably badly the Swedes fucked up their own country beyond any feasible repair
Should have stayed in Kalmar with Danish leadership, clearly. Just like in my map painter games.
Anonymous No.723080250 [Report] >>723080780
>>723062376
>taiwanese
The only thing remotely asian about this site is all the weebs thinking it is. It's a combined isareli and usa government troll farm. Just look how less frequent bbc threads were on /v during gov shutdown.
Anonymous No.723080334 [Report] >>723093231
>>723080197
So you're just shitposting.
Have a nice day.
Anonymous No.723080429 [Report]
>>723079731
>because nobody there would EVER dare to burn the qouran.
Look up the Gothenburg Quran burnings we had in 2023. This was one of the reasons why we started tightening our borders and why literally every political party started to push for immigration reform.
Anonymous No.723080473 [Report]
>>723063201
Ozempic is based on a type of diabeetus meds, which were invented by someone else. USA I think. Danes didn't even invent lego style toys, just made it popular.
Anonymous No.723080780 [Report] >>723081131
>>723080250
Surely you cannot be this new.
Anonymous No.723080853 [Report]
>>723077580
based norwegians telling outsiders to get out
Anonymous No.723080919 [Report] >>723081198 >>723081478 >>723081565 >>723081630 >>723082784 >>723083207 >>723086557
>>723061237 (OP)
>was offered a position at Lund university
>it's literally next to Malmo aka rapefugee HQ
I-it's not that bad, bros, is it?
Should I take the offer at Aarhus instead..?
Anonymous No.723081018 [Report]
>>723068681
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landrace_pig
Anonymous No.723081113 [Report] >>723081238 >>723081401
It always makes me feel warm and fuzzy to known that Hitler died while probably pissing himself and sobbing.
Anonymous No.723081131 [Report] >>723110558
>>723080780
He's right though.
Anonymous No.723081198 [Report] >>723083207
>>723080919
Anon, let it me put it this way. There used to be a wiki article listing gang related grenade attacks in stockholm/malmø. Whoever was maintaining it gave up because it was too much work.
Anonymous No.723081238 [Report] >>723081401
>>723081113
>That one brief moment where the bullet entered his brain, but just before it reaches enough of the vital brainmatter for his pain nerves to shorten out.
Wonderful...
Anonymous No.723081401 [Report] >>723093470 >>723093772
>>723081113
>>723081238
I hope he was happy realizing that due to his dumbass Europe would be enslaved by communism for half a decade, the recognition of the illegitimate state of Israel was solidified and nationalism became a taboo subject in every white country.
Anonymous No.723081478 [Report] >>723081874
>>723080919
/pol/tards are deranged anon, they live in imaginary land
Anonymous No.723081565 [Report] >>723093539
>>723080919
Århus seems nicer desu
Anonymous No.723081630 [Report]
>>723080919
Aarhus used to have a bit of a biker gang issue, but it's been fixed and it's a lovely town.
Anonymous No.723081731 [Report]
>>723062591
Norwegian tourism.
Anonymous No.723081874 [Report]
>>723081478
>no refute to what anon said
Concession... accepted!
Anonymous No.723082046 [Report]
>schizo samefagging abut muh /pol/ out of nowhere to derail
no (you) for (you)
Anonymous No.723082298 [Report]
>>723079274
Swedes are just more proactive russians mentally.
Anonymous No.723082494 [Report] >>723082646
>>723075789
They do this, meanwhile Bonbonland still has a sculpture of a busty cow with her fat tits out
Anonymous No.723082646 [Report] >>723082790 >>723093616
>>723082494
Uhm... Danebros? Explain yourselves?
Anonymous No.723082784 [Report] >>723083207
>>723080919
Aarhus has some issues with migrant gangs but they're mostly in bad areas and stick to themselves
Meanwhile Malmö has a mosque looming over the city and grenade attacks every other week
Anonymous No.723082790 [Report] >>723082940
>>723082646
>Explain yourselves
Consider the following
Anonymous No.723082838 [Report] >>723083161
>>723061237 (OP)
>Denmark's capital is on an island way smaller than the mainland
How did that happen?
Anonymous No.723082940 [Report] >>723083146
>>723082790
Rita was built for hard anal poundings and you can not convince me otherwise.
Anonymous No.723083000 [Report]
>>723062318
Hitman, and Hat in Time
Anonymous No.723083107 [Report]
>>723062605
There's a scene in CN47, where he looks out a hotel window, and the background is taken from the area around the city hall in Copenhagen.
Anonymous No.723083146 [Report] >>723083230
>>723082940
Why would you pass up prime vixen pussy?
Anonymous No.723083153 [Report]
>>723063319
These white gentlemen are not danish.
Anonymous No.723083161 [Report] >>723083234 >>723083282
>>723082838
It’s right at the opening from the baltic sea to the north sea, meaning all boat traffic traveling from the baltic sea passes near it. Its not rocket science anon. The place is literally named merchants port
Anonymous No.723083207 [Report]
>>723081198
>>723082784
I think anon was more concerned about Lund itself and it being close to Malmö.
>>723080919
I don't know much about Lund, but Århus is nice.
Anonymous No.723083230 [Report]
>>723083146
Because that's for making babies. Ass is for making love, and I love Rita.
Anonymous No.723083234 [Report] >>723084001
>>723083161
>københavn
>buy a dock
>cannot buy a dock
Anonymous No.723083282 [Report] >>723083352
>>723083161
The only thing I got from the name was cope.
Anonymous No.723083350 [Report]
>>723065531
We were only pulled into the war due to perfidious albion mining our straights.
Anonymous No.723083352 [Report]
>>723083282
That's because you're an underage b& that only speaks niggerslang.
Anonymous No.723083816 [Report] >>723083917 >>723083921 >>723083985 >>723084026 >>723084118
>Denmark gets presidency of the European union
>immediately tries to push through Chat Control and now online age verification to the entirety of the EU like it's their upmost priority
Wtf is going on over there, their government seems as authoritarian as bongland which I didn't think was even possible.
Anonymous No.723083837 [Report] >>723094068
>>723071241
>>723072847
You should visit the area around Silkeborg. Plenty of woods and lakes to relax by all year round.
Anonymous No.723083917 [Report] >>723084091 >>723084118
>>723083816
>thinks its just denmark
just a convenient scapegoat/puppet
dont pay attention to the fact the exact same thing is being pushed in america, brazil, russia and most of europe
Anonymous No.723083921 [Report] >>723084118 >>723094359
>>723083816
Never trust a filthy fucking danskjävel
Anonymous No.723083985 [Report] >>723084103 >>723084118
>>723083816
The only one that wants it is our prime minister and we told her to go fuck herself over it. We have an upcoming election and if she wants to keep her seat then she better read the writing on the wall.
Anonymous No.723084001 [Report]
>>723083234
But that's what Absalon did.
Anonymous No.723084026 [Report]
>>723083816
>he still thinks countries have individual governments
It's one hivemind, anon. Always has been.
Anonymous No.723084091 [Report]
>>723083917
>Brazil
Source?
Anonymous No.723084103 [Report]
>>723083985
that hooknosed hag is guaranteed to lose
everyone and their mother knows their party has veered from their past policies
Anonymous No.723084116 [Report] >>723084170
Who are the most well known video game related people in Denmark? Be it devs or streamers.
Anonymous No.723084118 [Report]
>>723083816
>>723083917
>>723083921
>>723083985
This shit has been pushed several times the past five years. It was merely our turn.
And hopefully Mette and Skummelgaard will fucking burn for it.
Anonymous No.723084170 [Report] >>723084580 >>723086324
>>723084116
Jakob Stegelmann. He's been running a review show on national television for 36 years now.
Anonymous No.723084580 [Report] >>723086324
>>723084170
What games has he bashed and what has he praised?
Anonymous No.723086324 [Report]
>>723084170
Haven't watched the show in decades, but I saw him live at Bremen a few weeks ago. Topic was nostalgia and why everything was better back then. The CEO from 3D Realms had a guest talk.
Didn't like the two faggots he's apparently training to be his successors, and I'd honestly rather see it laid to rest instead of getting the dead horse treatment. At least call it something else.

>>723084580
As mentioned above, haven't watched the show for ages. But he was a wee bit too giddy optimistic about the new shit for my liking. Hell, one of the series he mentioned was RE but not a single mention about the remakes being babby mode yellow paint smears.
Anonymous No.723086557 [Report] >>723086763
>>723080919
I know absolutely nothing about Lund except checking the location on the map and reading 5 sentences on wikipedia, but based on those it's far removed from the issues with Malmö. Migrant issues generally don't extend very far. They're usually contained within specific neighborhoods and the places they have reasons to visit (like the city centre). You might have a somewhat affluent neighborhood and a shitty neighborhood quite closeby if they're separated by a highway or something. And Lund is separated by 10 km and a bunch of fields, on top of having nothing to offer the migrants since it's a smaller city compared to Malmö, so they have little reason to go there.
Anonymous No.723086763 [Report] >>723087286 >>723087457
>>723086557
You fucking wish. Back during the rapefugee crisis the Swedecucks gave areas quotas specifically so larger cities wouldn't get overwhelmed. It meant that smaller cities got enormous amounts of refugees proportionally. The result was an explosion of crime rate.
Anonymous No.723087286 [Report]
>>723086763
Wierd, i studied in Lund and it was completely uneventful, it’s like your /pol/ fantasies aren’t reality or something. Swear to god /pol/ posters overlap with niggerdick posters have a 100% connection
Anonymous No.723087348 [Report]
>>723062591
Skags, like you wouldn't believe.
Anonymous No.723087410 [Report]
>>723063207
Schelischwig Holsten Pils.
Anonymous No.723087457 [Report]
>>723086763
My post was mainly about separating Malmö and Lund. I can't speak much for specific cities without bothering to dig up for demographics statistics, which are also a bit bothersome when dealing with university cities as they often include a lot of international students and staff, and make a simple % foreigners comparison difficult since they're clumped together with rapefugees.

Anyway, those quotas may not mean as much either, as long as they have the freedom of movement. Since we had a bunch of them flooding from the Swedish border in the north, a lot of them were housed in the north, originally. But since people like to be around similar people, it didn't take long for them to start heading south where every other rapefugee lives.
Anonymous No.723088057 [Report]
>>723065326
Is that a fucking blobfish?
Anonymous No.723088291 [Report] >>723088535 >>723088545
>>723065531
None of that happened.
We welcomed the germans with coffee and biscuits and the only reason any bloodshed occurred was due to an inefficient communication structure.
The occupation was comfy and the so-called resistance should go fuck itself.
Anonymous No.723088535 [Report] >>723097131
>>723088291
Whatever you say, field mattress faggot.
Anonymous No.723088545 [Report]
>>723088291
Denmark was on the right side of history
Anonymous No.723088685 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
FFTA2
https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Jylland
Anonymous No.723088804 [Report] >>723092765
IIRC the first two Clock Tower games took place in Denmark
Anonymous No.723090724 [Report]
>>723062437
Denmark copied the United Kingdom.
Anonymous No.723091017 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
Anonymous No.723091974 [Report] >>723092913 >>723093068
>>723062437
How much of Lego taxes makes up for Denmark's entire economy? They're not known for anything else, they don't produce anything else.
Anonymous No.723092765 [Report]
>>723088804
you remembered incorrectly. they take place in new england
Anonymous No.723092913 [Report] >>723095175
>>723091974
>they don't produce anything else.
You mean besides the ozempic you're guzzling by the gallon you fat pig?
Anonymous No.723093068 [Report]
>>723091974
Denmark is 50/50 Lego and Faxe Kondi.
Anonymous No.723093231 [Report]
>>723080334
I'm not, but it seems that you just want to believe whatever you want to believe, no matter what anyone says.
Anonymous No.723093470 [Report]
>>723081401
He shouldn't have attacked poland because of danzig. They were obviously baiting him and he fell for it. The german-polack mutts in danzig were being genocided by the polacks? So fucking what? Fuck em. He still shouldn't have attacked poland and i'll go to my grave thinking this.
Anonymous No.723093539 [Report]
>>723081565
Only faggots write århus. It's aarhus and always will be, until the end of time, itself.
Anonymous No.723093616 [Report]
>>723082646
It's called being based and not a fucking pussy.
Anonymous No.723093772 [Report]
>>723081401
That was going to happen with him or without him, goy.
Anonymous No.723094068 [Report]
>>723083837
Ehh, to say that thry are "woods" would be taking it a little bit too far, if you ask me. Denmark has a bunch of trees here and there, they don't really have "woods/forests" anymore...
Anonymous No.723094219 [Report]
I hate Danes so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.723094359 [Report]
>>723083921
Fuck did they ever do to you? Your destiny lies together, i've seen what happens when you go at it alone, russia conquers your entire country. They do it every single tine in europa universalis. Every time. The way it goes is, you ally with norway denmark and germany and england, that way you are able to hold the russkies at bay. That you swedecucks think you are going to be able to hold the russkies at bay just you alone, is the absolute zenith of arrogance and hubris.
Anonymous No.723094997 [Report] >>723095569
>>723061237 (OP)
Is that line the great anti german wall I hear so much about?
Anonymous No.723095175 [Report]
>>723092913
I don't use ozempic.

Denmark fucking SUCKS!
Anonymous No.723095569 [Report]
>>723094997
Yes it's the Hadriensen Wall
Anonymous No.723095958 [Report] >>723097172
>>723068628
>watch movie
>go on /tv/ to shitpost about it
>there's already a thread up
>it's an obscure movie from 60 years ago
every time
Anonymous No.723096012 [Report] >>723096504
I need a a Finnish gf so bad
Anonymous No.723096108 [Report] >>723096249 >>723096646
I'm only 33 years young but as a wee one I never saw anything but other snow-white Nordics in my hometown, and that's just a generation ago, but now I can enter a public space and be the only European present. It's all browned. It's outright nauseating to think about, and I have completely lost all feelings of collective good will or obligation. I simply don't have a homeland anymore. Despite a lineage of millennia it's like it was all actually just written on water, and is now gone forever.
Anonymous No.723096249 [Report]
>>723096108
They all can and will be thrown out at some point, Anon.
Anonymous No.723096504 [Report]
>>723096012
With gook eyes, and everything?
Anonymous No.723096646 [Report]
>>723096108
33 years young? Really bro? Just had to say it that way, eh?...
Anonymous No.723097131 [Report]
>>723088535
bolshevist swine
Anonymous No.723097172 [Report]
>>723095958
most likely something that's going around on an algorithm and people happen to pick it up again and discuss it
Anonymous No.723097864 [Report]
>>723067003
>Just drive to Italy or something
most americanbrained thing I have read this week
Anonymous No.723098185 [Report]
>>723068859
It bothers me too. The border needs to be a straight line from the mouth of Elbe to Lubeck.
Idk why they didn't just give that shit to Denmark post war, not like anyone gave a fuck when the soviets relocated millions of people.
Anonymous No.723099047 [Report] >>723099743 >>723105002
>>723070157
Germany are weakcucks to give any of that back.
Anonymous No.723099743 [Report] >>723100492 >>723100526 >>723103484
>>723099047
If anything, the krauts should expand to the west and the east. If you look at the amount of land the germans had a thousand years ago versus now, they've lost a whole lot of it.
Anonymous No.723100492 [Report] >>723101650 >>723105459
>>723099743
What should the German map look like, in your opinion? What land is owed to them? If you want bonus internet points when answering this question, you can use MS paint to scribble it over a map and post it here.
Anonymous No.723100526 [Report]
>>723099743
>inb4 prussia should be part of modern germany
Anonymous No.723101650 [Report]
>>723100492
Just more, in general. But it doesn't matter, if they're just gonna fuck everyone and become total mutts. Then there's no point to it, really.
Anonymous No.723101780 [Report]
>>723065326
She couldn't get a good man looking like that
Anonymous No.723103484 [Report]
>>723099743
nigga never heard of Migration Period
Anonymous No.723105002 [Report]
>>723099047
>Germany are weakcucks to give any of that back.
WW1 did not exactly end well for Germany. Fun fact, Britain and France actually wanted Germany to cede a lot more territory to Denmark (despite Denmark not even having participated in WW1) just to fuck over Germany. Denmark refused to accept it due to not wanting a bunch of German nationals inside their borders, fearing it would just lead to another war further down the line. instead, the citizens in Schleswig and Holstein were allowed to vote on which country they wanted to be in.
Anonymous No.723105246 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
Viking Invasion for Mount and Blade
Anonymous No.723105254 [Report]
>>723064226
It will likely be in the news very soon.
Anonymous No.723105459 [Report]
>>723100492
Anonymous No.723105674 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
LEGO games are the only legacy they need
Anonymous No.723106391 [Report]
>>723069680
Ye. We use it to sacrifice immigrants to curse Swedecucks.
Anonymous No.723106708 [Report]
>>723071241
Its pretty sweet honestly. Though i would suggest staying away from the capital Copenhagen and instead see Aarhus, which is the second biggest city, and is really nice city. Also Jutland has a lot of nice nature and hiking routes.
Anonymous No.723106861 [Report]
>>723076751
To be fair, they were 'saved' by Denmark throwing 99% of them at Sweden.
Anonymous No.723107070 [Report]
The Danish are cheesy.
Anonymous No.723107798 [Report]
It kills me this Danish masterpiece will never get a sequel
There was a danish kid at my nz high school we called him soren the foreign. He bashed me a few times but we beat him unconscious and put his head in an unlit fireplace at a girls party so he turned black from the ash lol
Anonymous No.723110225 [Report]
>>723061237 (OP)
No one has commented on this blatant DANISH NATIONALISM. I agree though OP, Holstein is rightful Danish land.
Anonymous No.723110558 [Report]
>>723081131
Lurk moar