Thread 723147971

What the fuck were they thinking?

>>723147971 (OP)
>only has one lever that obviously moves forward-backward only
How does he turn?

>>723147971 (OP)
LOOK
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A TANK

>>723147971 (OP)
What's the point of manually driving yourself?

>>723147971 (OP)
The point is to make fans cope and seethe as much as possible and they succeeded

Do you want a helmet or something to cover your heart and lungs? Elbow pad?

>>723147971 (OP)
>useless arm where a power fist could be installed
Disgusting

SOVL

>>723147971 (OP)
thought it was fanart of this first lol

>>723148268
the lever is an arm rest.
he controls everything using the huge fucking cable going in his brain.

>>723148268
He shoots his gun, the kick causes him to turn.

>>723147971 (OP)
nodfags will literally never recover from this

>>723147971 (OP)
Would've been a great design in Red Alert 3 or something equally silly.

Kane didn't live for this

>>723147971 (OP)
/k/ told them tracks are superior to legs

>>723147971 (OP)
Well they were in the
>make a vehicle that is also a dude
compettion. But have the same chance of winning as don the con has his peace prize for the same reason, they suck.

>>723150915
I know it's 40k, but isn't this thing just begging to be hit by a missile or anything with its insane profile?

>>723147971 (OP)
I can't tell if he has black eyes and white pupils and is looking forward, or if he has standard white eyes and his pupils are giving you the side eye because he knows you're judging is stupid fucking throttle lever.

>>723150061
>warhams
kys

>>723151130
It can probably tank an insane amount of damage

>>723151130
It's 40k, everything is useless and would die from fucking fall damage.

>>723151130
>I know it's 40k
Don't ask questions, just consume product and be excited for the next product.

>>723151130
The whole point of 40k is it operates on being stupid as shit.

>>723147971 (OP)
This is honestly peak concept art. I love everything about it, but most of all how smug he is, like he knows how much cope his dumbass look is causing. I wonder how many ITT are aware that concept was never put in the game.

>>723154206
Its reputation and everyone's agreement that 4 in fact does not exist made sure that even the most morbidly curious guy won't actually try it.

>>723147971 (OP)
>He's glancing at you from the side because even he knows how fucking stupid this is
I love that detail.

>>723149559
How do you think wheelchair cripples operate?

>>723154206
This.

>>723147971 (OP)
gigachad

>>723154206
The shit that was put into the game is hardly any fucking better.

>>723156678
snibbedi snab :DDDDD

>>723156678
This looks badass though.

>>723156858
Looks like a SupCom unit desu

>>723156678
That's just your typical SupCom Cybran chuuni, though.
You need to be a teenager to understand the genius, but most of the C&C fanbase was in 2010. Where do you think the idea to use porn actresses in RA3 came from?

>>723156923
>>723156872
You are both fucking retarded. The scorpion tank in C&C3 managed to look way sleeker and better and with a slight scorpion aesthetic with the tail laser gun you get with an upgrade than the retarded shit we got in cnc4.

>>723157187
TW Scorp looks cool but it makes objectively no sense to have 3 track arranged in that way.

>>723157187
Go on /k/. I dare you, I double-dare you you daft motherfucker.
Both designs are absolutely retarded. Because that's what they're meant to be. The Nazi faction, the COBRA to GDI's G.I.JOE. Retarded contraptions of the "cool baddie losers" that kids love.

>40k
doesn't liking retarded things make you a retard? why does it matter that it's meant to be retarded?

>>723147971 (OP)
how does he keep that chest ripped if he's stuck on this hyperwheelchair?

>>723157261
Having more than 2 threads in general makes no fucking sense for tank design but that hasn't stopped C&C games from featuring such vehicles.

>>723157481
I wasn't talking about realism you disengenious faggot. I was talking about what looks good, and the Tiberium Wars Scorpion tank, like everythign else in it, looks way better than anything in C&C 4.

>>723157724
Personally I really love the look of the Tsunami tank. It is so sleek.

>>723150915
was the cock cannon necessary

>>723147971 (OP)
>Is a torso with one arm on an armed wheelchair
>somehow is ripped as fuck

Reminder c&c3 was shit on relentlessly and EA were despised for it . You may rewrite history that you LIKED TW now, but know that I was there playing it, I was alone, and none of you liked it then. Good day

>>723156678
>The obelisk of Nod is a scorpion's tail

>>723157785
The empire is fucking kino trough and trough, both in terms of units as well as music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9H5ZMubZ_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aGGsPwJa0A

Easily my favorite faction in Red Alert 3.

>>723157885
I'm personally not a fan of TW, but I remember it was fairly popular to the point that EA was doing a monthly show called Battlecast Primetime where they'd showcase updates for the game and commentate on tournaments.

>>723157724
>Having more than 2 threads in general makes no fucking sense
Well, there's T-28, but the way its threads are positioned isn't like Mammoth's.

>>723157885
Fuck you, I liked it from the get go. Sure it felt weird how they walked back the full on apocalyptic vibes of Tiberian Sun but everything else about the game was good to great.
The only major issues I have with it are tied to pet peevees regarding how garrisoning works and the global abilities, as well as the lack of music by Klepacki.

>>723157794
It's not a cannon. Its a hose that spurts out burning blood and viscera that burns anything. The arm cannon shoots out exploding warp skulls and the whole thing is so agile that it makes warhound titans look clumsy.

>>723151130
Yeah but it has 13 Toughness and 5+ invulnerable save so not many things can destroy it. It's good to bring some anti-vehicle along with it.

>>723158167
Superheavy tanks were their own basket case of retardation back in the day, to be fair.

>>723156896
That's an insult to Supcom. Supcom unit design is very sensible all things considered.

>>723158116
Dead games have shit like that running all the time. It was panned by fans and people were still very raw about Westwood studios. It sold alright.

Unconventional unit design can occasionally work. I unironically love these giant metal ball things in Tempest Rising. They are fun to use and having enemy forces scramble to get out of the path of a bunch of big balls rolling towards them is hysterical.

>>723150242
Thought it was either that or the Gladiator with tank treads.

>>723158347
>Scrol for entire seconds to just look out of the base and look at the frontline
Why does nobody copy the scale of this game? It was the best RTS of all time.

>>723157885
>Reminder c&c3 was shit on relentlessly and EA were despised for it .
Reminder that C&C3 chose to soft-retcon all of Tiberian Sun because that game was relentlessly shat on and hated by the community back in 1999.

You have to accept that C&C community is simply another one of those fake feminist clubs. EA is the patriarchy, non-existing C&C4 units the male privilege, the exceptionality of TS the wage-gap, the beloved reception of TW the implied rape intent.

>>723157785
look at all those juicy moving joints begging to get snapped

>>723147971 (OP)
>let's make kino

>>723150915
>dick cannon

>>723158443
Warfare is all about whoever throws the biggest rock. Controllable massive boulders rolling around the battlefield is no fucking joke.

>>723159061
>Yes, I love driving myself around, how could you tell?

>>723158638
What level of schizo do I need to be on to understand this post?

This wasn't even in the game.
Someone did think and they thought it was retarded and cut it.

>>723147971 (OP)
Okay but how does he shit?

>>723159385
That thing on its left arm isn't a gun.

>>723158347
>skyscraper sized bipedal mechs are sensible
"No!"

>>723159570
But the super massive amphibious tank with treads the size of 3 story buildings is?

>>723159570
They are if you can literally convert energy into mass and print out building sized killbots in just 5 seconds. The power scale of supreme commander is fucking ridicilous. Mech marines are like the smallest, shittiest units you can even make as UEF and everything else they make just gets bigger. Same goes for the other factions as well.

>>723159680
At least it won't topple over if you break its leg.

>>723159772
mechs are stupid, big mechs even more so

>>723159818
If that was true then /m/ wouldn't exist.

>>723159818
>complaining about realism in supreme commander
Lmao.

>>723159910
I wasn't the one who started complaining about realism. I just said that the stupid four-armed Nod robot looks like a SupCom unit. Then somebody said "uh no SupCom is a totally realistic and serious RTS!! you just don't get it!!"

>>723147971 (OP)
What's the issue? How else would morbidly obese, mystery meat amerimutt golem identify with the game?

>>723157794
>>723159085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYxOuHUpDI

>>723159964
Nobody said that supcom units are realistic retard. It was said that they have more sensible aesthetics than shit in C&C 4. As in, they look fucking better. Nothing in Supcom looks as tacky and ugly as the nod avatar in C&C 4.

All these models are a Moddershall finding how to cobble mods together for the 1st time

>>723157481
This is the gi Joe cobra or whatever its called

>>723147971 (OP)
you wouldn't get it

>>723157187
>every time you fire you are torquing your turret clockwise

>>723162012
glass cockpit like a jet fighter
>the threads are connected to the hull by exposed joints, making them an easy target
It's just sci-fi nonsense, but at least it's recognizable at a glance.

>>723162181
>It's just sci-fi nonsense
honestly i love it, more soul than hard sci-fi or "realism-based" faggotry

>>723148268
Forward makes him go forward backwards moves one tread so he can turn to any angle

>>723157937
>scorpion's tail
The fuck... all these years and not once have I noticed that...

>>723157885
I always liked it, Kane's Wrath especially, since it was all about NOD, without any shitty GDI side stories

>>723151130
It's a daemon engine, you'll need more than mere missiles to destroy it

>>723157885
It was shit on by cnc purists, everyone else loved it.

>>723158020
the empire's final missions are kino as fuck. the allies and the soviets teaming up against the nips while the doc starts using reality warping nukes to delete them from the timeline but they just keep on trucking until they defeat them all and set their foot on the series for good. also sex with time displaced hags.

>>723158020
JAPAN SHALL CONQUER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPEdBQi-vFA

>>723159874
Mechs are stupid in real life, but giant robots will, forever, be cool. And so they can be cool in fiction, where the trappings of reality can be ignored or handwaved with some special materials or whatever.

I don't care about the mainline Tiberium Universe stuff.
I just miss the goofy ass fun of Red Alert and Generals.

>>723158172
More like some areas got less apocalyptic due to tech advancing. Some areas just got worse like that picture

>>723165026
The lack of tiberium fauna and the forgotten as an actual faction as opposed to some mutant rabble in hovels felt more like just walking back the stuff we got in Tibsun.

>>723159061
>bad game

>>723147971 (OP)
what if there was a gender bent version of this unit with big tits

>>723157724
4 tracked tanks have been tested because it allows them to climb extreme slopes. Technical complexity and maintenance is a major downside.

>>723157724
MAMMOTH TANK ASSEMBLED

>>723148268
He uses his upper body momentum by swaying back and forth.

We should get more games with big fuck tanks.

>>723166274
We don't need your mom in a game, anon.

>>723166324
Fuck u

>>723151130
Its a demon that was armwrestled into a body made of cursed metal and warp nonsense. It only kind of has a physical form that only kind of has to follow the laws of physical reality.

>>723168207
until a heckin Spess Muhreen decides he wants to kill it and then it'll easily die to his bare hands

>>723166009
you really want to avoid adding joints to the death brick

>>723151130
bro if you think thats the impractical part, let me tell you more about it

its steam powered, but it doesnt use coal or anything like that, it uses "the boiling blood of murderers" that same blood can be fired out of that cannon in its abdomen to burn its enemies alive

Warhammer is retarded like that, thats why i love it

>>723157885
it was my first CnC game and i liked it a lot

beat it on my Steam Deck