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Anonymous No.723187426 [Report] >>723187572 >>723187663 >>723187741 >>723187814 >>723187896 >>723188005 >>723188457 >>723188578
Which is your favorite iteration of Zelda? While I get the tomboy love for Tetra, I think turning BoTW/ToTK Zelda into a nerdy insecure girlfailure was a genius way to make her likeable. She's the best character in those 2 games imo.
Anonymous No.723187572 [Report] >>723188005
>>723187426 (OP)
MILK!!!
Anonymous No.723187579 [Report] >>723188008
Name
Anonymous No.723187663 [Report] >>723188503
>>723187426 (OP)
Indian boys are probably seething so hard knowing this pajeeta prefers white men
Anonymous No.723187741 [Report]
>>723187426 (OP)
are those... BIG BOOBAS?!?!?!?!? Whoa mama!!!! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Anonymous No.723187814 [Report] >>723188030
>>723187426 (OP)
OH SHE'S A BRICK
>riff
HOUUUSE
Anonymous No.723187896 [Report]
>>723187426 (OP)
Tetra > Skyward Zelda > LttP Zelda > the rest > BotW/TotK Zelda

The attempt to make the worst iteration of Zelda into a likable character is both transparent and a complete failure.
You may now go back to talking about tits.
Anonymous No.723187935 [Report]
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE NAPPY!
Anonymous No.723188005 [Report]
>>723187426 (OP)
>>723187572
>MMmmchp-chp-chp-CHP!
Anonymous No.723188008 [Report]
>>723187579
Nooshi Dadgostar
Anonymous No.723188030 [Report] >>723188572
>>723187814
the fuck does this even mean?
Anonymous No.723188457 [Report]
>>723187426 (OP)
Whose are these?
Anonymous No.723188463 [Report]
hm i want tits like that and to still be able to give a respectable impression
Anonymous No.723188503 [Report]
>>723187663
She's ethnically Iranian, but lives in Sweden.
Anonymous No.723188553 [Report]
>milk truck has arrive
Anonymous No.723188572 [Report]
>>723188030
It means she's mighty mighty. Supposedly, she just lets it all hang out for you see, she is a brick house.
Anonymous No.723188578 [Report]
>>723187426 (OP)
Can someone AI her so she shows her tits?