Thread 723205606

what's the diference between YOU playing a gacha and boomers playing a cassino?

gacha gamers get anime tits in their face

>>723205606 (OP)
They win actual money

>>723205606 (OP)
The boomers are actually having fun

>>723205606 (OP)
gacha games have a free to play mode

gacha games don't have cashnados

>>723205606 (OP)
i can do it while shitting into a toilet and not in my pants.

>>723205693
My mom blew through half a million dollars at the casino in less than 3 years before she died.
Normal people don't make money from casinos. Only hustlers and those looking to launder money.

>>723205693
>They win actual money

>>723205886
You have to have the know how and shitload patience to be able to win at casinos at a somewhat consistent manner. Otherwise you're just another druggie like those mutts in philadelphia.

>>723205606 (OP)
They are on a cruise or vacation. You are on their couch.

>>723205693
The only people that win money at a casino are the people that go in once or twice, goy lucky and won a few spins and got the fuck out of the casino. If you regularly visit the casino then no. You do not win money. Even if the machine lights up and YAY YOU WON 3,000 DOLLARS you still spent 20k to get that.

>>723205693
>win
if you mean they win 1 out of 10 games then yeah, they sure do win

>>723206059
>pay money to go to a tourist destination or spend time on a floating amusement park
>spend the entire time feeding more money into a flashing box and tapping a button twelve hours a day in the misguided plan that you'll turn your grandkid's inheritance into a slightly larger one instead of just losing it all
congrats on making them sound even worse than the guy who drops two hundred bucks on a gacha so he can get the latest anime girl png and rub one out to it.

>>723206274
>cope: the paragraph
Get a job, sweetie.

>>723206027
Only if it's a game you play against another player. If it's a machine or of you're playing against a dealer then no, there is no skill and there is no winning money. You can be incredibly lucky but that's not skill. They make sure skill isn't something that's a factor in casino. You don't see competitive roulette or slot royale because people don't win money at those. The more you play the more you lose.

>>723205606 (OP)
in the future there will be titnados in nursing homes to keep anons happy

>>723206027
>win at casinos at a somewhat consistent manner
You'll get kicked out and blacklisted before that happens.

>>723205885
fpbp

>>723205886

Baccarat is near 50/50 odds. You can walk up to a $5 minimum bet craps table, play the pass line and maybe a few hard ways and walk out of the casino stinking drunk off free cocktails and at worst break even if you know what you are doing.

should I get Cloverpit?

>>723205606 (OP)
Nothing. We're both having fun.

>>723206608
Not if you win small amounts here and there. And by small I mean sub 5 figures.

The old fogies in OP do slots because it’s mindless and requires zero concentration, why do you think they feed you free booze at table games? They want you liquored up and making stupid bets.

>>723205693
Why is there no gacha then where you can win crypto?

>>723205886
thats fine the money isnt owed to you and its her money to do with what she pleases
it doesnt matter anyway most value of money is fake and deflates completely within 5 years its worth 50% less

>>723205693
Do they?
Be honest

>>723205606 (OP)
I get to masturbate

>>723205606 (OP)
There isn't. Gachatards already failed before they lived.

>>723207201
>I get to masturbate
Me too

>>723206709
made me count

Why is that whenever I see someone post a picture of a cat here, they seem to be the dumbest people in the world?

>>723206469
God, I hope so.

>>723208062
thank you for catching that cretin

>>723208272
You mean frogs?

>>723205606 (OP)
The casino has less annoying dialogue written by idiots who really shouldn't be writing.