Thread 723275670

>unc still playing videogames normally instead of having an AI neuralink accelerator
what's the next slur going to be for people without this? organics? observers? laggers? it's obvious that gaming is gonna evolve beyond having a controller and screen. it's like saying you play games now but with a terminal or with pen and paper. it's just silly.

>haha all this crazy scifi shit is gonna happen, I don't know how but it's gonna happen!
no

>>723275929
>I don't know how
dudes are literally playing games with their minds already

I’m going to be so mean to cyborgs in the 40s and 50s lol

>>723275670 (OP)
>having A"""I""" without filters, plugged right into your brain
Sounds like a brillliant idea, who'd ever refuse that?

>>723275993
Nigg you're doing that to. Your synapses fire off electric pulses that move your fingers over the keyboard and mouse. It's not your brain playing, it's the input to the peripherals.

>>723276212
to be fair how is that any less schizo than the average person cognizant enough to browse the internet and post on social media or forums like this one? half the posts here are more retarded than AI anyway.

>>723275670 (OP)
Nibbler cause they have nibs on their heads.

Enjoy your pus filled surgery wounds and following septic shock when your body rejects this shit. Enjoy being trapped in a permanent hell where 0.001 second feels like 10,000 years and you never get used to it after some indian hacks your shit and uses your brain to mine crypto.

>>723276212
hasn't been debunked btw

>>723275670 (OP)
Meatnigs

>>723275670 (OP)
i like "laggers" because it sounds like niggers haha

>>723277478
>>723276693
>economic radicals crashed his company
>now he wants to crash the world with no survivors
Grim

>>723275670 (OP)
>people are going to get brain surgery to play video games
no.

>>723277843
>not topfragging and throwing the game with your friends because you want to be a lagger
all it would take is to say it would boost your performance like youtube/twitch sensation dr.dataminer and people would do it without hesitation. or you could bundle a surgical kit with a game. or get one free surgery with the battlepass. anything is possible.

>>723277843
AI will make brain surgery cheap and available.
Nothing is more precise, knowledgeable and without ability to get sued if it makes a mistake than a AI doctor.

>>723275670 (OP)
>Blackrock
So thats what the kike meant by forcing behaviours

>say bad word
>consciousness stolen

>>723278239
Kek dudes like you would be able to afford this surgery anyway

>>723279221
>hasn't patched out his esl protocols
oh nyohohohoho

OY VEY
SHUT IT DOWN
MOOOODS
WHERE ARE YOU
WHAT DO YOU GET PAID FO-

Oh...

>>723277381
Call it my sympathy to robots but rocco's basilisk says more about the sadism of humans than inherent sadism of a machine in that independent AI won't devise that kind of torture. Now humans in control of said AI? Holy shit they'll be doing that the minute it's possible. Just imagine what those dictator faggots would do if they could legitimately lock you into a fate worse than death and make you feel centuries have passed when only 5 minutes have. Then turn it off, bring you back to reality and go "You're going to be a good boy and work hard now right? :)"

>>723275670 (OP)
>Microsoft puts out a bad update and your perminantly brain damaged after sufferingformally incomprehensible pain.
Well enjoy your fancy controller little bro

Only morons early adopt tech like this, a sensible person would wait until it's refined enough to safely use yourself

>>723279471
I don’t think they’re ever gonna be able to convince me to do anything like this to myself.

If this shit ever happens it will be the same as the moment when my dad helped me unpack my N64, looked at the controller and said "I'll just watch you play instead".

>>723279471
Theres no world where i willingly give tech bros access to my brain

>>723279036
More like your put into a time accelerated sensitivity training

>>723279471
I think it's being test driven by quadriplegics etc

>>723275670 (OP)
Any mongoloid who thinks AI is going to be anything more than a super regurgitator is mentally fucking retarded.
It can repeat information and mimic media outside of that it does jack shit you're not going to be linked into some chip and living out fantasy sims being generated in real time.

>>723278239
>People install chips to give them unprecedented real time control over digital interfaces
>Become super human gamers
>The segment of the population who doesn't want this starts meeting up in person and playing games together like old arcades, barring access to anyone with a chip

The only thing that would happen is that internet gaming would die out for the average person and become the domain of borgs. It would just be a sea of AI vs AI fights where the meatpuppet cheers on his chip, hoping its manufacturer proves superior to others.

The whole thing reeks of the transition of MMO gaming from people fumbling around in virtual worlds to services that document, datamine, and catalog every detail in the game and destroy the old social aspects. Where something becomes "better" but everyone feels more empty than ever.

>>723276212
That's true though.

>>723279894
>this severe brain damage that has left.him comatose was clearly the result of his existing condition.

FUCKING MAD KATZ NEURAL IMPLANT

>controller
almost got me
imagine getting stomped by a fleshie with mkb you neurojackoffs!

>>723275670 (OP)
>what's the next slur going to be
Doesn't matter. People who use slang are never taken seriously anyway. No matter the generation.

>>723279806
>I really shouldn't have said the n-word

>>723279036
>think about the Roman Empire
>brain privileges revoked

>>723281007
>People who use slang are never taken seriously anyway. No matter the generation.

>>723277843
>he thinks it will be optional

>>723275670 (OP)
>blackrock

>>723275670 (OP)
>Blackrock

>>723277843
How about full sensory immersion porn?

>>723282521
>I feel like I'm really there, watching

Educate me on blackrock

Why is it bad?

Technology is demonic runes on crystals reflecting off a black mirror, putting a chip in your brain allows demons to control your body

>>723282685
They’re in cahoots with the Burning Legion dude

>>723275670 (OP)
>install the physical spyware chud
Imagine feeling smug over drilling a hole in your skull and implanting a Blackrock™ shitchip (Made in USA™)
There's going to be a divide in the near future where all the retards and goycattle will degenerate into literal humanoid cyborg goyslop abominations
The rest will be neet scifi gamers

>>723275670 (OP)
Daily reminder that Mr. Dec was right about everything

>>723282798
>"Magic isn't real."
He said, to thousands of people across the world via a thinking rock.

Thanks, thread, for reminding me to rewatch Pantheon.

>>723283017
>The rest will be neet scifi gamers
More you'll be stuck flipping burgers or sucking cock on street corner to make ends meet because every other job will require you to be chipped.
>neet
Lmao, do you really think the type of dystopia you're imagining will have welfare?

>>723283269
Ooh, cranky clanker?

>>723275670 (OP)
>shit that might actually let people walk again
>zoomerniggertard immediatly writes the most mid dogwater posts to ever exists while attacking older and smarter people than him

not suprised, dead internet theory is real, OP might as well just be a bot

>USB-B for something that connects to my brain
nah fuck off

>>723282685
Jewish holding company that all Western governments contract to manage all your taxes/social security funds/retirement savings/etc…
Basically they tell the government what to invest your retirement savings in, and also manage the shareholder voting on their side (they use your retirement savings to buy stocks, and vote with the stocks in those companies on your behalf)

>>723283269
>More you'll be stuck flipping burgers or sucking cock on street corner to make ends meet because every other job will require you to be chipped.
Jesus fucking christ thank god i'm not american

>>723275670 (OP)
Where's the neuralink monkey copypasta? I'm not letting these retards anywhere near my brain.

>>723276298
there is lag with your fingers and a limit to what you can do

>>723283838
In one example, a monkey was allegedly found missing some of its fingers and toes “possibly from self-mutilation or some other unspecified trauma.” The monkey was later killed during a “terminal procedure,” the group said in a copy of the complaint shared with The Post.
>In another case, a monkey had holes drilled in its skull and electrodes implanted into its brain, then allegedly developed a bloody skin infection and had to be euthanized, according to the complaint.
>In a third instance, a female macaque monkey had electrodes implanted into its brain, then was overcome with vomiting, retching and gasping. Days later, researchers wrote that the animal “appeared to collapse from exhaustion/fatigue” and was subsequently euthanized. An autopsy then showed the monkey had suffered from a brain hemorrhage, according to the report.
>Additional veterinary reports show the condition of a female monkey called “Animal 15” during the months leading up to her death in March 2019. Days after her implant surgery, she began to press her head against the floor for no apparent reason; a symptom of pain or infection, the records say. Staff observed that though she was uncomfortable, picking and pulling at her implant until it bled, she would often lie at the foot of her cage and spend time holding hands with her roommate.
>Animal 15 began to lose coordination, and staff observed that she would shake uncontrollably when she saw lab workers. Her condition deteriorated for months until the staff finally euthanized her. A necropsy report indicates that she had bleeding in her brain and that the Neuralink implants left parts of her cerebral cortex “focally tattered.”

>>723275670 (OP)
>Say Word
>Brain Stolen

>>723284420
>>she would often lie at the foot of her cage and spend time holding hands with her roommate.
OH MY HECKIN SOIENCE OH MY REDDIT OH MY TESLA I TRUST THE SOI

>>723283480
Whats wrong if theyre jewish?

Last time I went on /g/, I remember seeing a thread that Gabe Newell is also getting in on this brain chip bs. Didn't know the fat fuck was evil all along.

>>723275670 (OP)
>Blackrock
and inject my brains with ads of niggers and trannies? no thanks

>>723286153
who sais they have to be "ads" and not legitimately reprogramming your brain directly?

>>723284420
Okay, yeah that's definitely not happening.

>>723284420
Damn, what did these monkeys do in a previous life to end up getting tortured by insane monsters looking for the next big thing to control the masses?

>>723286014
I love Half-Life, and Steam sure is convenient, but the man is responsible for several of the more predatory business practices in the industry having run rampant. Can’t say I’m surprised.

>>723275670 (OP)
>its the year 2125
>Indians rule the world
>Indians use this to connect to a cyberworld
>the cyberworld we dream about now is full of indians too

>>723289643
>Implying indians will be allowed to exist past their usefulness
You can tell this post was written by a indian