Thread 723312271

>game has a hard meta
>no one uses it since it requires absolute coordination

>>723312271 (OP)
>hit legs
Now what

CRASSUUUUUSSSS

So cute... good kids

>>723312271 (OP)
>guy in front of you trips
>you die
Great tactics, Maximus.

>>723312271 (OP)
>gaul shields
what fuck is this, Auxilia?

>>723312585
Why isn't she wearing a helmet? Why are her legs exposed? This is dumb

>>723312271 (OP)
We did the Roman shield formation swapping too but the tennis ball machine is cool, that teacher kicks ass

>>723312379
>ow, my ankle tickles from the impact of the fun noodle

>>723312585
Man we need a sexy but taken seriously low fantasy medieval game.

>>723312667
>millennial humor
Not welcome on 4chan buddy

>>723312697
Based. I hate millennials so much it's unreal... and I am one.

>>723313046
all of western history since is trying and failling to emulate the greatness of Rome

>>723312780
That's inappropriate? says who? you and your shitty meme? Fuck off.

>>723312271 (OP)
They need a war drum.

>>723312585
>>723312691
We need futanari legionnaires

>>723314521
nah, Siglo de Oro is better
>Spain, chosen by God is the center of the World
>the Spanish Silver becomes the de facto global currency
>riches from the New World
>Trade with the Far East
>fight muslims
>fight protestants

>>723316167
>not even 2 full centuries long
bitch pls

>>723314521
and the romans were just trying to emulate the greeks tho

The antique era is so kino... I was born too late

>>723312635
She is protected by the artist (god).

>>723316447
dying of dysentery is kino?

>>723316167
We all know how that ended, don't we now?

>>723312271 (OP)
UNITED WE STAND
DIVIDED WE FALL

Glad the new generation of ALPHAS is taught correctly. Zoomniggers were a huge MISTAKE

>>723316582
Oh yeah, dying of covid or cancer is far better right?

I could kill that entire squad naked with nothing but my bare hands.

>>723316708
only old people died of covid and cancer isn't new, it's just genetic lottery, could affect you at any point in time, at least we got tretment to some forms of it, instead of being a 100% death sentence

>>723312271 (OP)
a single suicide drone would fuck those kids up

>>723316915
But what if you countered it with a drone testodu formation?
What then?

>>723316915
If even just one of them times the parry right they will be fine.

Just hit them at the side. Were ancient armies stupid? How did they get filtered by this

>>723312379
you hit their leg armor. look at >>000723312449

>>723314521
I understand Italians jacking off to Rome but germanics who were murdered and enslaved en masse? LMAO what kind of stockholm syndrome shit is this

>>723319016
the Germany through the Holy Roman Empire if the successor to Rome

>>723319016
the med genepool got destroyed by the mass importing of slaves during the empire so really the germans are more closely related to the romans

i ride horse and shoot you with arrow while throat singing

your move

>>723319226
>wewuz real romanz and shiet
sure thing Hans Cuckmich von Islamschweine

>>723312271 (OP)
Their formation would have been broken by this spear throw. So much for perfect defense.

>>723316167
The Spanish empire is an interesting case for a first post roman global empire. It could easily have been a global hegemony if it wasn't from Habsburg decline and the succession wars

>>723312271 (OP)
Checkmate losers. No idea why more armies didnt bring siege weapons to break formations of stupid shit like this

This nerd became a teach so he could do roman formations I bet

>>723314521
holy meds
Gayme was just an inferior globohomo ripoff of HELL/\S

>>723314521
Damn right sister, we need more diversity VGH bring more barbarian hordes

>>723320218
Because it's a logistical nightmare.

>>723316798
the chances of getting cancer and heart attacks has risen by an extreme amount after preservatives were discovered

>>723312780
lol

>>723316586
Wtf I saw this painting IRL last week.
Stop gangstalking please.

i love that part in 300 where they catch the persian charge and push them back. the whole sequence of leonidas and the captain guy hyping up the spartans as the enemy arrives, spearing the spoksepersian and then taunting them, it's so damn good

>>723316798
COVID did nothing wrong. We need a COVID 2 please china

take me back..

>>723324821
Damn, what a massacre

>>723324821
I didn't know people back then when squares

>>723312271 (OP)
this is child abuse

>>723324670
You weren't even born yet

>>723312780
I find it ironic that everyone seems hypersensitive to pedo shit while simultaneously not caring one bit that we are living under the rule of actual pedos and paying taxes to fund their sick fetishes. What's this phenomenon called?

>>723326637
Society.

>>723312449
REEEEE COME OVER HERE AND DUEL ME 1V1 FUCKING RANGEDFAGS

>>723312271 (OP)
shouldn't top shields be slid under one another in order to avoid arrows fitting through the gaps?
Anyway very cool webms, bet the kids learned a lot and had fun doing it.

>>723324821
baby shit
amerigods show em how its done

>15 seconds to form a crappy testudo
They would be all all dead already in a real battle and deserve it.

>>723326856
Just replace the 10:1 enemy to friendly kill ratio with a civilian to combatant kill ratio

>>723326980
USA USA USA USA USA

>>723324821
when squares back then why people were

>>723326980
>10:1
Wasn't the iraq intervention like 1000+:1?

>>723324821
What is this, cannae?

>>723327236
yes

>>723312271 (OP)
this is grooming

>>723324821
romans in charge of winning wars lmao

>>723312271 (OP)
>that first pilum to the face

>>723324821
Not taking anything away from Hannibal here, but I just find it hilarious how in that era you were considered a military genius for getting your cavalry to not go full greed-retard raiding the enemy baggage train, instead of coming back to hammer and anvil the enemy infantry.

>>723312271 (OP)
>Car hits them from the side
What now?

>>723312271 (OP)
>game has a hard meta
>it broke the meta so hard the devs had to implement new mechanics to make sure something like it could never happen again

>>723312271 (OP)
That first noodle headshot the kid. Their turtle was felted within seconds

>>723313046
>guys in sandals
lol gay

>>723324821
>my consul the carthaginians destroyed an unit and are standiing in our rear menacingly what do we do
>hmmmmmmmm *kills a chicken and counts his intenstinal grooves" nothing :)

>>723327602
too be fair they were cav. Not like the Romans could catch them if they wanted to.

>>723327485
Fucking powercreep

>>723326856
It do be like that

>>723312449
New COD looks sick

>>723326980
is this how you cope?

>>723326637
Normalfaggotry
They only latch onto pedophilia because it's very popular to hate it right now, not because they have actual reasons to hate it. If they did, they'd hate the pedo cults running the world but they don't because they're only doing it to fit in with everyone else. Normalfags don't actually have opinions or thoughts of their own, they just follow what others tell them

>>723319016
When you are a genuinely intelligent race you learn from your failures.

>>723326856
Just like Cannae it achieved jack shit.

>>723320963
Christ is Amogus

>>723327854
That's why his name is Je-sus

>>723327662
Didn't rome have some celtic cav in cannae?

>>723324670
Why is UK in front with fewer people than China?

>>723327465
To be fair it's hard to perform any fancy maneuvers with units outside of yelling range until radios show up

>>723327485
>It is easy to become comfortable with the enemy you know, our familiar foes. But to discount the menaces that lurk beyond the known world is to risk a rude awakening that can become a nightmare. This nightmare is the Mongol invasion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn7kcOCgyAE

>>723326637
Complacency. Eggs are 2 bucks a dozen again and the government isnt sending theyre gestapo towards me specifically so who cares that theyre actually pedo cultists

>devs add "Quality of Life" update
>ruins the game

>>723327919
I would hazard an answer but I don't know what [number] means to begin with.

>>723327465
it's pretty crazy how hard communication was before radios and gps and shit
guys and horses making noise all the time or later on when people were using gunpowder and covering the battlefield in black smoke and loud bangs

>>723327465
it wasn't just that, he used a center weak ruse, it's debatable how much was planned, but he used the Roman's aggressiveness against them by making his center weak so it would naturally lead to a encirclement.
And it wasn't the only time he surprised them, at Trebia he lured them into an ambush.

>>723328029
You can use the weak center tactic to win every single battle in every Total War game

>>723327794
>locked down the global oil market
>destabilized the region
>protected our israeli brothers
cope harder muhammad

>>723328013
>>723327919
number of internet users I wanna guess

>>723326637
they're going for targets in their strike range
obviously a normal guy can't get the epstein files but you can report the guy who called a group of kids cute

>>723327917
yeah isn't that who you see the the Carthaginian cav chase off at the start? Or maybe they were on the Roman left flank.

>>723327947
true true

>>723328029
yeah like I said, not taking anything away from him. His tactics and his infantry's bravery were crucial for the victory.

>>723326637
>What's this phenomenon called?
It's called a monopoly on violence, and the pedophile elite are the only ones that have it.

>>723312379
You stop being an adventurer

>>723319227
I have priests channel divine winds 24/7 for several months straight to smite you while in the water.

>>723328116
That's what I would think, were it not for Belize in the 4 million range of [number] with a population that still doesn't reach 400k in 2025.

>>723327917
No. Roman cavalry was notoriously shit before they started to use auxiliaries from conquered tribes.

>>723326637
moralfags are not motivated by a sense of moral justice, they are motivated by the promise of judging and beating up someone weaker than they are

>>723323680
True but youre not supposed to talk about that

>>723319227
I build my house out of bricks so you can't huff and puff and blow it away

Reminder that what the Romans did in Gaul was a genocide against the Celtic people

>>723328269
doesn't america have hundreds of millions of guns? there's like 350 mil citizens and less than a million elites

>>723312271 (OP)
>chivalry charge
lol nice formation retards

>>723328434
I mean just look at the retards mass replying to that basic bitch edit in this thread thinking it's some big win

>>723327997
>joke weapon suddenly becomes useful

>>723328653
>america
We're talking about a rootless international clique here, not just your local kiddy diddlers.

>>723328612
>Celtic """people"""

>>723328656
>Chivalry Charge with no stirrups
Yeah I'd still rather be in the Testudo

>>723328797
so if we give all 8 billion people a bunch of guns we could overthrow the rootless clique worldwide? i'm down

>>723328361
That almost assuredly should be Brazil. Don't know if there was a major ISP in Belize's borders or what.
https://user.medunigraz.at/alexander.binder/internet2000.html

>>723328993
>Brazil
Yeah that makes sense. Thanks.

>>723312379
Their actual shields were larger and covered the legs too. Only the feet were open.

>>723312780
lol
But for real this is how it is. When I was single, I would sometimes ask coworkers how their wife and kids were because I think kids are fun. About a third of the time with someone new, they would react with weird suspicion when they found out I didn't have my own yet. Being married with kids now, no one bats an eye when I ask and more readily shares about their own family. It makes complete sense to me how many pedos actually have families of their own because people base their judgements on the wrong things.

>>723328852
>stirrups
How this took 4000 years to be invented is still beyond me.

>>723328904
If we can get past the "violence is immoral and uncivilized" nonsense they've been brow-beating people with for the last few hundred years.

>>723328842
careful now, 30% of my amerimutt heritage is from those "people".

>>723329154
The elite tried to gatekeep horsemenship

>>723329112
You mean these kids didn't do it completely historically accurate? I am outraged. And why aren't the spears doing more damage to the kids

>>723329213
Inferior to slav chads in every way.

>>723312585
all you need to is become the front guy

>>723312379
They crouch
Surely you can crouch walk for more than 10 minutes right anon?

>>723329315
Or the back guy.

>>723329213
That explains so much why America is such a mess

>>723329403
>no black people in the heritage pool
Well it certainly explains the racism

But what's the best Roman vidya?

>>723329490
Skyrim

>>723329213
What are you gonna do? Die of famine?

>>723320059
I was about to post this. And it was the first spear throw. Absolute disgrace

>>723312271 (OP)
Back in my day we used thick sticks and trash bin covers!

Them bruises and blisters were worth it!

>>723328852
Yet it make romans to shit their skirts without those.

>>723329490
Shadow of Rome

>>723316621
>Zoomniggers were a huge MISTAKE
Hey, fuck you! Nobody likes you, you shitty millennial. We're in this mess because of your faggot generation

>>723316489
whoa

>>723329490
Dominions 6. Romans canonically used the undead for labor.

>>723329490
imperator
what even happened to this pos anyway? abandoned at vanilla?

>>723319226
Holy cope

>>723329490
Caesar 3

>>723316915
EMP testudo formation

>>723320196
Its funny how the entire world history was decided because a bunch of inbreeds couldn't play nice
>No! I know I'm living a better life than 99.99% of the population but I WANT MORE

>>723329629
add it to the pile nigger

>>723324821
rare pepe

>>723319016
Hilariously the brits used Boudica as a mascot for their colonial era

>>723329765
>was
No need to abbreviate "was, is and will forever be" anon.

>>723329824
>millenials don't fall for every coroporate trap under the sun? preposterous!

>>723316167
>Get cucked by England and France
>Only become a potency thanks to the "New Spain"
>Once the lines battles are invented spain lose all relevancy

Siglo de oro a shit

>>723319226
TACTICAL TRVKE INCOMING

>>723329490
Shadow of Rome for actual good gameplay. Ryse: Son of Rome for nice visuals with mid gameplay.

>>723329490
Field of Glory: Empires

>>723329824
>millenials killing mcdonalds in general and the mememac in particular
QRD on these two? I haven't gone to a mcdonald in 23 years.

>>723319226
>ve vuss Römer und scheiße

>>723329824
It's fun looking at how many of those are because millenials just don't make enough money.

Most of white history is homosexual autism.

>>723330192
mcdonalds upped their prices during covid because of "supply chain issues" and then just continued increasing their prices post-covid too. toss in delivery fees and such and mcdonalds is now a luxury item with worse than fast food quality. 'Why would I spend $19 on a Big Mac meal when I can go to my local and get a burger meal for $9?' sort of situation.

>>723330524
Oh, that. Yes I heard about that... but I wouldn't pin it on the millenials.

>>723330674
That's the point of the image. Nothing in those headlines is actually the fault of milennials. It's all the fault of megacorporations and governments driving wages down and expenses up.

>>723312271 (OP)
being on the outside of these formations must have sucked
like what am i supposed to do if im the kid all the way in the back right and i see some calvalry flanking me

>>723330769
Got it. Obvious in hindsight but I just overthought it since that should aso be affecting Zoomers faaaaar worse than millenials.

>>723330873
amazing how they didn't just complement the formation with more shields/weird shaped shields

>Meta changes
>Some refuse to change.

>>723330873
Nothing, since you would have been throughly brainwashed into being there and following the same exact movements no matter what happens around you. Shield. March. 2 steps per second.

>throw molotovs
hehehe

>>723329490
Caesar 2

>>723329824
Can someone ever stop them?

>>723331002
What for a surrounded testudo is a dead testudo anyway and testudo is just one of many formations. You expect the dude to fight with a meme shield or carry 2 chields just in the off-chance? When their base equipment weight was already more than what was reasonable to ask a dude eating mostly wheat to hold to begin with?

>>723312271 (OP)
That fucking sucks. Just imagine being there under the sun and enemy attacks.
>it smells like sweat and ass
>if someone in front trips everyone dies
>feet hurt from ancient shoes
>if someone's nose itches everyone dies
>arms get tired after a few minutes
>if you manage to survive and get captured, enemies will kill you
>if you manage to survive and run away, allies will kill you

>>723326637
Somebody raping your kids is more relevant to you than whatever might happen at the other end of the country.
You also know this because you're doing absolutely nothing about it. No, using it to whine about how you are better and smarter than everybody else is not helping.

>>723330873
romans drilled relentlessly, they would have been able to rotate to have the formation face a new direction almost instantly with a command from the leader, battlefields back then weren't as loud as they would be once gunpowder became widespread

it doesn't fit the current western political zeitgeist to talk about it, but there's a reason the Roman army was able to conquer almost the entire civilized world outside of Asia at its peak, they were by far the most powerful military of the time, and it wasn't even close

>>723327975
>theyre
You are smoking those eggshells.

>>723328612
Napoleon ravaged Italy as a revenge.

>>723327465
Non idiots understand that generals didn't have aerial reconnaissance, satellite images and instant long distance communication devices.

>>723331709
>almost instantly
>they would have to get out of testudo in the first place to start to turn, while the archer mass that made them get into testudo to begin with is still attacking them, turn and then remake the testudo
Nah.

>>723331624
>>723312585
>if someone in front trips everyone dies
Anon's really can't imagine someone repositioning their shield for some reason.

>>723331709
The ancient Romans were good at large scale engineering projects, civil planning, and logistics. They weren't particularly gifted strategists or fierce warriors.

>>723332065
The early battle where they got slapped around by confused barbarians is actual fucking comedy

>>723331624
Guess you'd better fucking win then huh.

>>723312379
The shields were taller.

>>723332152
is the new season good

>>723332295
It has its moments

>>723332445
Ew, it went woke

>>723316167
>fight protestants
And why is that good?
>it... IT JUST IS OK!?

>>723312585
>subversive troonshit "art'
shalom, rabbi!

>>723319016
Most of the great powers throughout history were at their starting point a weak, conquered people that decided to try emulating their conquerors instead of just bitching and moaning about their plight.

>>723332531
tourist, Lil Epstein has been around for ages

>>723324821
Romans got so mad at this that Carthage got wiped off the face of Earth.

>>723332853
>nooooooo not the boxing glove on a stick aaaahhhhh please anything but the boxing glove on a stick please have mercyyyyy

>>723327415
they won tho
where are the carthaginians lmao

>>723312271 (OP)
Yeah but can they stop drone attacks? Oh what am I saying, of course they can't.

>>723332949
*KNOCK*
*KNOCK*

>>723324821
>Getting outflanked and enveloped whilst having a numerically superior force
I seriously hope you guys dont do this. If Rome just put all their guys in a line and pressed ctrl+G and right clicked they would have won.

>>723333098
what now huh

>>723326637
>What's this phenomenon called?
hierarchy???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>723331872
Is there any single individual as accomplished Napoleon?
>fought against against all European powers with equally evolved technology
>made them submit
Yes yes he eventually lost but that doesn't diminish his massive accomplishments as a single individual, he forged an empire

>>723330935
Most of those headlines are now 10-15 years old. Millenials were the young and annoying generation back then that everyone shit on for not being able to make it as easily as previous gens did. Now everyone is blaming zoomers and alpha, but the difference is they are all terminally online and experience the world far differently than anyone else in history has.

>>723312271 (OP)
I remember doing this in school. Shit, where is this video from. That could be me

>>723333830
Alexander the Great next question.
That said speaking of napoleon I'm looking forward to that valor mortis.

>>723326637
Learned helplessness.

>>723333945
I'm not up to date wih the generational years but were millenials even allowed to have a job 15 years ago? Let alone for enough years for their solvency to be laughed at?

>>723333886
>actually pretending (you) have any power to choose

>>723312585
Her toes are fucking weird

>>723324821
Why did they let those 2 units just run fucking rampant with no response

>>723334025
Does your nose still hurt from being hit by a not-pillum right on it Timmy?

>>723329824
We CHADLENIALS can tank that and the alphas >>723312271 (OP) will do the same. For the mistakes of the zoomtards and the boomers.

>>723334195
See that's the funny thing about cavalry

>>723334039
He inherited an experienced, disciplined army from his father, than used it to trounced through Asia defeating hordes of pajeetoid militias. In many cases literal pajeet peasants. Napoleon fought other trained, disciplined professional armies full of white men.

>>723332542
>catholics are wrong
>uses catholic writings as base

>>723334292
So alex was the most successful nepobabby in history?

>>723312271 (OP)
Oh man that's fucking cool. Wish I joined that kind of club as a wee lad.

>>723330769
>It's all the fault of megacorporations and governments driving wages down and expenses up.
And whomst the biggest corpo dick sucker of them all i wonder, whomst the only generation that didn't stand up agains the man but shitted and pissed themselves over the older generation?

Case.Closed.

>>723334025
If this was you, enjoy your underage ban. It's from Northwest Fencing Academy in Eugene, Oregon c. 2017

https://abc7.com/post/kids-roman-turtle-formation-impossible-to-defeat/2206029/

>>723334451
bruh you literally posted a zoomer wojak

>>723331992
>enemy archers focus on testudo
>friendly archers and slingers rain hell on enemy archers
Doesn't take Julius Caesar to realize that combined arms existed even in ancient times

>>723334531
>bruh
Kill yourself retard

>>723334339
You're not buying your way into heaven bro

>>723334542
>roman archery
lol
lmao

>>723334581
I accept your concession.

>>723324821
Come on man this is too soon atleast be respectful

>>723324821
The sauce on this is Historia Civilis if anyone wants to know. Great channel

>>723333830
Hitler was the same but the world isn’t ready to admit that yet.

>>723334531
>bruh
It's ma'am!

me and my scythe would FUCK UP those romans

>>723334465
>underageb&
>2017
Assuming those kids are like 10 then sorry bro

>>723334598
archers were non-roman auxillaries so writers all pretended they didn't exist or never did anything useful

>>723326856
>arm sheepfuckers with aks
>blow them up

oh wow impressive

>>723334696
>fights one war
>loses

>>723334696
>let me just declare war against the entire world at the same time yeah that will work just fine

>>723334796
>kwab everyone so hard in pitched combat mouth breathers have to make up fanfic
Iraq was the strongest military behind Russia at the time

>>723334991
>Iraq was the strongest military behind Russia at the time
(X)

>>723335102
Facts dont care about you're are feelings

>>723334952
That's not what happened
Germany was effectively in a civil war against communists prior and their government was ineffective at doing anything about it
Hitler offered a solution and had very good PR and rode that wave into power
Then he got worried about the communists expanding from the east and attacked Poland with 2 goals, one was to reclaim lost Prussian lands after WW1 and to preemptively strike against the communists
The brits immediately declared war on Germany after the invasion of Poland

>>723334991
>in paper*

>>723335102
Name a stronger military then

>>723334991
its 2025 and yet this subversive trooncel is literally trying to mimic Colbert's old schtick

>>723328612
Except it literally wasn't and most of Gaul's ethnic background remained identical. The Gallic wars was basically just a B to Alesia to EXTERMINATE the entire Gaulish elite. Everyone else was more or less ignored. You don't really make much of a profit in conquering people if you have to exterminate everyone, that's what the 3rd Punic war was for.

>>723335306
This. Germany couldn't win as long as the Anglo-kikes kept dragging allies into the war.

>>723335334
LOL besides the US every country's military only exists "on paper". Look at great mighty Rvssia struggling with the dirt farmers next door in an all out life or death war.
after the professional reforms we made from Vietnam, we don't have those. We win.

>>723335306
Hitler started Barbarossa for no reason anon.

IF romans were so good at fighting why come they got bitched bad by random white boys at adrianople ?? they was just playing in the mud 200 years prior lol

>>723329568
>>723320059
how many spears do you think, you are carrying to this battle against 1800 legionaries
assuming youre also max 40 meters away from this guy for your little javelin to matter

>>723331051
How did the British even lose to the Zulu?

>>723335410
who made this shit?
France was one of the most developed places, it led the Carolingian Renaissance
it was Britain that went immediatly back to living on the swamps and eating shit as soon as romans left

Why is this one mutt foaming about Pissrael, USA and oil in every Rome thread?

>>723335778
Scratch that, what the fuck, the British beat the Zulu? Britbong bullshit made me think they actually lost a fucking war to them, not just a battle.

>>723335778
Literally underestimating numbers. They literally had less bullets than zulus had men and zulu better at CQC.

>>723324821
>worst loss in history killing 5-10% of the Roman population in a single battle
Why didn’t Rome surrender after this?

>>723312780
>sus ree cia
lol

>>723334807
It was the biggest war ever though.

>>723335909
They were not pussies.

>>723335804
Okay but that Renaissance was like 1500 years later, barely counts.

>>723335909
>[laughs in 1st Punic War casualty rate]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Roman_fleet_(255_BC)

>>723335909
because the numbers are probably made up by roman sources/medieval scribes

>>723335909
They figured out how to fight a war of attrition instead. Hannibal is the greatest general in the world, so deny him any chance to fight a real battle and wait until he runs out of men/resources. Same trick later worked against Napoleon.

>>723335867
There are at least 3 of us

>>723335909
>considering yourself vanquished
>ever

>>723335909
100% would have been dead or enslaved if they gave up.

>>723336115
>2 legions out some fuck of nowhere called Scipio

>>723334196
Timmy?

>>723336380
Scipio and his men spent most of the 2nd Punic War raping Spain, so yeah.

>>723326637
>muh politics
Fuck off Predditor

>>723335778
Zulu beat them down with their BBC, the experience was so enlightening they named a tv station after it

>>723312271 (OP)
Lmao. Reminds me of the last question a big project in social studies in 8th grade where i for some reason wasn't understanding the question. So i wrote about roman formations and included pics from rome 1 total war. Got a b+

>>723333886
one blue ocean, or imaginary ozone

>>723336115
>up to 100,000 died
so it was probably like 5 or 6000

>>723334696
Napoleon was once in a millenium military genius and Statesman the reforms he implemented still influences militaries and States to this day, Hitler only accomplished the complete destruction of the German Nation forever.

>>723335778
Terrible leadership who allowed their column to get spread out. It's not hard beating 500 guys with 40,000.

>>723333830
He is definitely up there as one of the greatest. Indeed Alexander the Great and Gengish Khan are pretty much the only ones that come to mind. But i have to say that Napoleon was probably at the most right place at the most right time ever. The Great French revolution level paradigim shifts happen once in a 1000 years in world history.

>>723334696
Nah Nazi Germany was never as powerful and innovative as the French Empire at it’s peak. Also Hitler didn’t really have a legacy, where as Napoleon ushered in the modern, post-medieval world. Both in law and geo-politics. Hitler simply didn’t reach Napoleon level, but he was very big sure.

>>723336894
everything was much harder back then including counting and not embellishing for dramatic effect

>>723332853
To be fair Carthage was spared and continued to recover after Cannae and the Second Punic War.

But then Cato went ful autist some decades later.

When I'm the king of the world I force nigger children to fight to the death with medieval and antique weaponry. I imagine it will be a popular spectator sport.

>>723312379
Its not like animal rights were a thing back then, why not just throw snakes at them?

>>723336963
>Also Hitler didn’t really have a legacy
Israel

>>723333886
>if we kill everybody who's better than me I'll be the best
Yeah, but you won't be great.

>>723336952
>Napoleon was once in a millenium military genius and Statesman
Ney.

>>723335306
>The brits immediately declared war on Germany after the invasion of Poland
>bongs: if you attack the country we are in an Alliance with we wil have to declare war on you
>eternal germoid: nah you wouldn't
nazi apologists are always so fucking dumb

>>723335341
Luxemburg, Lichtenstein, Monaco.

>>723319016
>the "REEEEEE YOU ENSLAVED US PAY REPARATIONS FOREVER" sóyboy africans
VS
>the "damn, in hindsight those guys were actually pretty swell" germanic chads

is there a single video game or real world strategist that could take on Yang "semicircle" wenli?

>>723319016
>why does everyone want to emulate the world-spanning empire that conquered most of the known civilized world

>>723327854
Our sussy savior.

>>723337689
Random Empire grunt with a pistol.

>>723337465
>>723332706
Rome never conquered Germanic lands tho. That’s literally where the border of their empire stopped. Germans beat Roman invasions every time. Sure it took 500 years for Rome to weaken enough and Germans to emulate Romans enough for Germans to be able to conquer Rome.

>>723312271 (OP)
ngl, i find the revolutions of the 17 to 20 century and the cold war way more interesting than the roman empire. Also Chinese history has its own weird ass events, that are super interesting to read about. I wish we also had more history of the pre colombian societies, but the spanish burned the libraries iirc.

>>723312379
those soldiers are young so they will grow back, not that big of an issue

>>723326637
Normalpigs only care about virtue signaling
They don't have any real morals they just follow whatever [CURRENT THING] is
They will mindlessly kill and destroy if it's socially permitted to do so
They are literally bugs

>>723337014
Amazing what curbing corruption and restraining elites power can do to your economy and country. Imagine if someone tried to do it today haha…

>>723337998
I get the revolutions but what's interesting the nothing ever happens "war"

>>723337998
Roman empire is really far away from the modern world but the french revolution literally ignited it. It’s more interesting to me than the roman empire, or WW2. But yeah the technological advancement of pre-colombian americans is also an interesting subject.

>>723320196
>if it wasn't from Habsburg
fucking germans again. What the fuck is wrong with them.
No matter if the roman empire, christianity, europe or even political systems (communism) they always destroying or deviding everything.

WHY?

>>723334292
Napoleon used conscription, that helped and set a standard going forward.

>>723338313
It hurt me more than it hurt you to type those words, but the truth is infallible.

>>723328114
kek'd and saved

>>723338147
>nothing ever happens
Nigga a lot happened, but it was all very hush hush an done via proxies. How is that not interesting. Reason im looking forward to Espiocracy.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1670650/Espiocracy/

As for the revolutions, i find fascinating how it grows and grows until the kings realized its way too late, just random ragtags of farmers and veterans , the kings laughing but every time with increased nervousness until they go "oh shit".

>>723337998
>the spanish burned the libraries iirc.
this must be bait, and I say this as a spic
there's no way the spanish burned literally 100% of their literature

>>723338345
They deserve it, they are the master race after all :^)

why didn't Rome simply conquer the whole world?

>>723338585
Nigga the pre colombian libraries, not the spanish ones.

>>723338585
They burned a lot of it not 100% but a lot, iirc. Remember its not like in those days every random person knew how to read/write

>>723326980
oh I can feel the seethe from here

>>723337103
>Israel
zionist movement started earlier and was under way building israel during nazi germany, but the holocaust did put a final nail of shame in the european countries to say "okay" to a jewish state

>>723338731
so there's registers of pre-columbian writing? that's news to me

>>723333886
Billionaires, even the bible says they are subhumans.

>>723328114
>loves God and Jesus
Who's gonna tell him?

>>723312271 (OP)
why not hit them from the side?

>>723338856
Theres some stuff, but from what i remember is not a lot. Like not even one libraries worth when all combined.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesoamerican_codices

>>723324821
>Battle starts
>Roman cavalry gets it's ass kicked
Every time without fail.

>>723332953
you're looking at them asshole

>>723338126
> Imagine if someone tried to do it today
He'd fall from his window after shooting himself in the back 17 times

>>723338807
>zionist movement started earlier and was under way building israel during nazi germany
It was stillborn at the time because who the fuck wants to move from Europe to some muslim-encircled sandhole
Modern Israel simply wasn't possible without funny mustache man's bizarre adventure

>>723339526
Kek

>>723339526
Not the same population, just similar levantine+berber mix. Carthaginians were extinct, Rome literally killed 90% of the population and the rest were enslaved, aka either killed or ended with rape babies.

>>723338106
>Normalpigs only care about virtue signaling
What are you doing right now, anon? Be honest?

>>723312271 (OP)
SOVL
those kids will remember this fun experience for the rest of their lives

>>723341286
I would make this a regular recess sport if I was in charge of schooling. Naturally the teachers would also be issued weapons and armor

>>723337240
Was it really worth going to war for Poland just to let the Soviets keep it and the rest of Eastern Europe?

>>723341975
Hitler should have went straight for Britain. Its the only winning move.

>>723316915
owned them little freaks

>>723312585
>>723312691
>Female "warriors"
Great tactics, trooncuck!

>>723342282
IMO he should have waited for the USSR to attack Poland before allying with everyone against commies and taking half of eastern Europe
War with the USSR was inevitable, but not with western Europe

>>723342282
Mussolini would agree

>>723326856
>usa air general
>group every airfield
>select each of them to attack a different target
>see this webm in action
Glorious.

>>723338658
Romans almost invented the steam engine but they dismissed it as a useless toy. With a technological revolution like that they could have conquered all the way to China.

>>723312449
I doubt anybody in those times had that many coordinated archers. Did the longbow even exist?

>>723342727
Western Europe would never accept Germany as an ally under any circumstance because Germany did not bow to the International Banking System. If friendship were possible WW2 would never have happened in the first place.

>>723326637
>What's this phenomenon called?
A hapa glownigging for free

>>723342919
Isn't that just creating a massive globohomo state that would devour the culture of the entire Europe?

>>723343015
Same was true for the USSR, but western Europe still allied with them when Germany invaded

>>723333886
this would be the second holocaust

>>723319583
My fav unit in Bannerlord. Can make a full army of just these guys and take down anything.

>>723342282
He should have captured every British soldier at Dunkirk and used them to negotiate for peace.

>>723342919
A steampunk roman empire could have been pretty cool honestly. Romans would have fucking loved trains, it's like a road but better.

>>723342982
They were horse archers, the open field meta until muskets and cannons were invented.

>>723327173
The what now? America? In a war? What are you talking about?

>>723326637
Different rules apply to the rich and famous.

>>723332295
The first episode was decent, if not a little slow on the jokes.
It seems like they're more worried about cramming as many references in the show as humanly fucking possible and the jokes are on the backburner, but it's felt like that since half-way through season 1 so idk.

>>723343136
If Roman culture is the best then it deserves to replace all inferior cultures.

>>723343138
The geopolitical atmosphere was very anti-German at the time after WW1
So much that the Treaty of Versailles is considered a major factor in starting WW2, the allies, particularly bongs and french wanted the german people punished for generations to come
The bongs ultimately started WW2, they were waiting for the first excuse and got it when Germany invaded Poland
Also I wonder how the inevitable war between USSR and potentially the Allies + Germany would've gone, it would've probably become the bloodier than WW2 ended up being

>>723316915
What even compels you to say that

>>723334339
>t. indulgence enjoyer

>>723343432
>Hitler orders his forces to halt and allows the British to escape at Dunkirk
MY FUHRER NOOOOOOO

>>723337014
Cato literally memed their destruction.

>>723343927
>Russia either collapses in a civil war or declares war on Poland
>Germany offers to help Poland in exchange for some territory
>Allies join but only in defense
>Germany, even with it's full military pointing eastward could never breach the urals
>war becomes a 20 year stalemate with almost no fighting or the Germans blitzkrieg to Moscow and the rest of Russia splinters into a million different territories
>the Japs take vladivostok and some other dumb shit over there
>communist china collapses and China takes Mongolia
>Japan and China squabble over Korea and Manchuria for the next 200 years
>America never gets involved in the war
Truly the best case scenario
Alternatively, while the Soviets are busy dealing with the entire fucking world trying to kill them, Tannu Tuva breaks free from it's chains and captures all of siberia

>>723342982
You're kidding right?

>>723344998
>America never gets involved in the war
literally the only part I give a fuck about

>>723344998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQaw-li9NQ8
absolute Tvvan victory

>>723344998
>Germany, even with it's full military pointing eastward could never breach the urals
I would love to see what kind of insane Nazi technology would come from this

>>723312585
I could save her.

>>723340262
>who the fuck wants to move from Europe to some muslim-encircled sandhole
jews who were in christian-encircled shitholes like russia/eastern europe

>>723337014
>>723338126
Oh wow I hate women no matter what time period
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cato_the_Elder#Repeal_of_the_Oppian_Law

>>723312271 (OP)
We have grenades and firebombs, genius.

>>723335263
Hahaha his look at the arrow too.

And what of good Solonius?

>>723347120
Go ask Tribune Aquila.

>>723324821
I thought that it would just turn into a rocket and fly away.

Guys, why did the Germans chimp out, twice?

>>723327901
underrated

>>723324821
COME THE FUCK ON

>>723344998
>America never gets involved in the war
Lel, the American bankers would absolutely get involved in the war. This reads like it is written by someone that has no fucking idea as to what really motivated those wars.

>>723346818
Even with all the past pogroms they still didn't, not even the rabbis. Until Hitler.

>>723350004
Turns out faggots making fun of LOGH for its tactics were full of shit.

>>723350092
Oh I forgot
>people realize FDR was a fucking faggot and assassinate him
>gold standard is reinstated
>monroe doctrine doesn't exist
>unfathomable prosperity for the next 10000 years

>>723314521
More often than not we walk in the shadows of someone else, though once and awhile you get some "Fuck the past the future is NOW" types.

>>723327465
Total war makes us think it's a lot easier than it is. I tried that strategos demo and it introduced the novel fact that it takes time for your orders to reach anyone out of reach of your commander or sub-commander.

Additionally something like Bannerlord helps you understand the difficulty of making people maintain formation. I had a firsthand experience of sorts with this where my classics professor had the entire class roll out to the college green and with PVC pipes have to assume hoplite and phalanx depth/formation. No training 100 or so men and women and yeah we had a bad show of it, but even with training you'd understand that it's trickier than you think to maintain formation, pacing, ect. Even more so when it's a life and death circumstance as there's Greeks who talked about putting your best seasoned men at the front and back so that all the newbies afraid of shit were stuck in the middle.

>>723332295
I didn't like episode one but I liked episode 2 if that's the mr frog one. Silly Samuel and that last bit dragged on way too fucking long, honestly would have enjoyed it more if it was just the boss allan and the investigator guy.

>>723350134
there were plenty of jews moving to palestine before the nazis came into power, but if you want to argue a ww2 not happening at all (without hitler) then I would agree an israeli state would be more difficult to pull off

>>723339526
lmao based sopranos reference

>>723327947
Didn't they have standards and shit? They'd raise them and that was the signal

>>723332295
What new season? You mean 2, or is there a third one?
If you mean season 2 I liked the alien episode a lot

>>723350945
It takes a lot to create a stable ethnostate from scratch and even with everything that happened, they're absolutely desperate for more jews to migrate there. Hitler 100% gave them what they needed to blow up into an actual state, not just the warm bodies but the systemic backing it needed to violently displace the inhabitants, something that took a fuckton of work, money and dead bodies and of course the continuous infusion of money and support from the US. Else it would today just be an unremarkable jewish neighborhood in palestine.

>>723351391
You ever wonder why Jews can't just find an empty spot to settle and not bother anyone around them? Like the Amish for example?

>>723312449
well deserved for years of abusing the fort meta

are there any other videos of kids being taught ancient military formations?

>>723351738
Hasidics are pretty much just jewish amish, they generally keep to themselves living in tunnels under new york city.
The goblins drinking baby blood and trying to take over the world are secular globalists.

>>723351738
Not really, makes sense they'd pick that spot. They probably didn't think the locals would put up such a fight though.

ancient rome seemed like a shitty place to live unless you were a slimeball noble who made most of their money off slave labor

>>723327465
Even in the current age coordinating shit in the heat of battle can be tricky, that’s why the military does drills all the time.

>>723351738
>amish
>not bother

they basically the rural midwestern mafia

>>723342982
Anon read a book please. That is a very well known meme about Crassus' campaign against a nomad horse archer people.
The joke is that Crassus said they just need to wait for them to run out of arrows, they never did.

>>723352478
Not counting sickness the Pax Romana period seemed nice

>>723326637
Maybe if you guys tried to explain shit to normalfags without sounding like crackpot conspiracy theorists people would take it more seriously?

>>723352478
It wasn't.
The success of the roman republic was in large part due to the fact that the average roman pleb was invested in the success of his city.

>>723351391
they were welcoming of wealthy jews because that helps build their nation but both the state and the people disliked the holocaust survivors (the state liked the reparations paid by germany though of course)
the shift of support from great britain to usa was huge for the zionists, because usa became a super power after ww2, with no ww2 happening who knows what would happen
zionist terrorism and violence in the palestine region started before ww2 happened

>>723352478
I don't think it was all that bad. Bread and circuses baby.
Rome is legendary for a reason, most of human history in most other places was fairly miserable.

>>723329130
you'll never see a single politician

it does immediately change perception

>>723337903
All of Austria plus southern Germany was Roman.
>never conquered
Germanicus is called like that because he crushed them, then was re called.

>>723352805
>tell the truth
>sounds crazy because it is
>NOOOO HOW DARE YOU

>>723316167
Insanely amazing Spaniards.

I wish more games where based on Spain and their history and wars. One of them could be about their War of Independence against the french.

>>723324821
its crazy that most casualties are just people being run down after the battle is over already. in this case, slaughtered helplessly while they stand there for hours.

>>723329490
it better be anno 117

>>723351738
the founder of zionism considered east africa (uganda) wanted it to be secular and specifically disliked the idea of a jewish capital in palestine but was talked out of it

>>723352538
mid-east*
and no, they're not

>>723353429
Anyone with any sense or humanity realized that would end in outright genocide.
Here is Einstein talking about it.

>>723334991
Just like Russia was supposed to be the 2nd strongest military now?

>>723352478
I mean compared to the time immediately before and after most of Rome was pretty easy life. Rome laid the framework of trade routes and roads all throughout their empire and made defending them a priority. Simply being able to get a steady supply of food into your town when you suffered a bad harvest was a massive improvement for most.

>>723316167
>infinite money cheat code
>still manage to go bankrupt a bunch of times
>ends up losing all relevancy

>>723353260
I dont know how to make it fun but id like a pike and shot game/rts

>>723312379
my first thought would be the next person back fills in the hole of the downed soldier and they keep pushing forward.

>>723353606
They still are, but that's because no country besides the US understands modern war, and even then the US is pretty fucking bad at it.

Being #2 at the retard competition isn't an achievement.

Slings and spears are the thinking man's weapon.

>>723353687
Living in Spain in the 1800s must have been soul-crushing as fuck.

>>723353945
thinking about catching a fucking arrow to the ankle maybe

>>723312271 (OP)
>game has a hard mode
Dropped
If the developer doesn't have enough of a spine to make the game they want at the difficulty they want without throwing in some bullshit difficulty tiers then I don't want it. Means it is objectively a bad game with artificial bullshit seeping out of every puss covered wound.

>>723354145
haha oh no no no look at this guy

>>723334195
>let's break formation and chase after horses on foot and in full gear!

>>723352478
Just like the present day huh...

>>723354873
read a history book lil nigga

>>723312554
in sparta they'd have relationships with older men

>>723350263
a lot of important details get lost in the anime adaption
yang's biggest strength isn't pulling innovative tricks, but using superiorr logistics to force enemies into an unfavorable scenario
that's why it really hit him hard when he lost support from the government

>>723332542
>>723334339
Historically Christianity is a sect of Judaism, Jesus was a rabbi and didn't consider anything he was doing as separate from Judaism as the promised Jewish messiah.