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Anonymous No.723324604 [Report] >>723324675 >>723324759 >>723326340 >>723326494 >>723327038 >>723328472 >>723331936 >>723332014 >>723333812 >>723339103 >>723341330 >>723343045 >>723346770
It's boring as hell
>thought I loved this game as a kid
>turns out all my memories were actually Halo 2 and I thought it was CE
>actually play it for the first time
>story is super generic
>guns feel like shit
>very little enemy variety
>levels are extremely samey and generic copy-pasted corridors and grasslands and you just aimlessly wander around with the only way to know you're on the right path is checkpoint notifications
>auto-aim is so egregious that you only have to aim in an enemy's general direction
>health system takes forever to fill and basically requires you to sit behind cover when low, despite not having any of the actual mechanics of a cover shooter
>only a few missions in and already started dozing off multiple times
Man, this is fucking rough. Didn't Max Payne come out around the same time on the same console? Even the Xbox version of that was so much more fun than this, way better level design, atmosphere, writing, gunfeel, etc.
Anonymous No.723324675 [Report] >>723324747
>>723324604 (OP)
>and already started dozing off multiple times
I think you have brain damage.
Anonymous No.723324747 [Report] >>723325428 >>723326206 >>723333320 >>723346569
>>723324675
>he's never played a boring ass game that literally put him to sleep
Zoomzoom
Anonymous No.723324759 [Report]
>>723324604 (OP)
No shit anon, no one would argue that 1 is better than 2
Anonymous No.723325114 [Report] >>723325141 >>723346372
Halo CE is better than 2.
Anonymous No.723325141 [Report] >>723346372
>>723325114
3 mogs both
Anonymous No.723325428 [Report] >>723325505
>>723324747
Like I said, I think you have brain damage. Go see a doctor or something since there might be a tumor growing up in there.
Anonymous No.723325505 [Report] >>723326057 >>723330090 >>723346569
>>723325428
That's extremely common you retarded zoomer, especially when you don't get a ton of sleep
Anonymous No.723325692 [Report] >>723326652
>never played Halo because I'm slav and all we did was playing Quake, CS, Doom and UT
>finally played first trilogy
>it's peak military SF kino
Don't care about your baby's first fps memes.
Anonymous No.723326016 [Report] >>723326597 >>723326930 >>723347731 >>723348885
https://files.catbox.moe/cwbtre.mp4

so good
Anonymous No.723326057 [Report] >>723326115
>>723325505
Nta but wtf? No it is not extremely common
Anonymous No.723326115 [Report] >>723330090 >>723333887
>>723326057
Dozing off at night when tired? Yeah the fuck it is
Anonymous No.723326206 [Report] >>723326435 >>723326526
>>723324747
>We're calling people zoomers for games that came out nearly 25 years ago
Beg pardon?
Anonymous No.723326340 [Report]
>>723324604 (OP)
I played it early this year, the map variety is an issue but you can't ask much of a 20+ year old game, the combat is still really fun, better gunplay and AI behavior than recent high praised slop like Cyberpunk 2077
Anonymous No.723326435 [Report] >>723326526 >>723330239
>>723326206
A weird feeling that I finally realized is that a lot of people here shitpost like they're mentally stuck around 2011, it actually explains a lot of the weird loops and fixations people here have, basically unaware of how much real-world time has tangibly passed
Anonymous No.723326494 [Report]
>>723324604 (OP)
>Be me
>No Xbox
>Only PC
>Live for years off Gearbox port CE and GFWL Halo 2
>Only known 3 and Reach through watching cutscenes on YT
>Play Halo CE decades later
>It's still fun
>Mfw
Anonymous No.723326526 [Report] >>723326698 >>723326728
>>723326206
>>723326435
Anyone that thinks starting to doze off while gaming when bored/tired is abnormal is 100% a zoomer retard
Anonymous No.723326597 [Report] >>723326673
>>723326016
loved the gun sounds on Halo
Anonymous No.723326652 [Report] >>723338759
>>723325692
what makes slavs so based? the baby's first fps meme is actually half lifebut the steamdrones somehow shifted the narrative
Anonymous No.723326673 [Report]
>>723326597
in*
Anonymous No.723326698 [Report]
>>723326526
only 4chinz tries to force themselves to power through games they don't like desu ne
Anonymous No.723326728 [Report]
>>723326526
>bored/tired
Not the same shit. No one doze off because they're bored. If you tired and want to sleep it doesn't matter what game you're trying to play. You need a doctor.
Anonymous No.723326930 [Report]
>>723326016
>Shooting split-lips while Marty serenades you with Under Cover of Night
Pure kino
Anonymous No.723327038 [Report] >>723342804
>>723324604 (OP)
Halo CE aged so fucking badly its insane
Halo 2 and 3 won by far
Anonymous No.723327571 [Report] >>723341773
I never enjoyed halo but the marketing roped me in. I might be retarded.

I finished 1 and then bought 2 I didn't enjoy either. Then the marketing campaign and halo 3 being the biggest budget game ever at the time, even airing a 1 hour long documentary that my parents saw at discovery chanel convinced me I should give it a try as well.

I hated halo 3 so much I didn't even complete the campaign this time.

I never touched a halo game afterwards.
Anonymous No.723327683 [Report] >>723330176
Funny, CE was the only one I really enjoyed. I never wanted to visit Earth.
Anonymous No.723328027 [Report]
You never tried the multiplayer?
Anonymous No.723328472 [Report] >>723329191
>>723324604 (OP)
>Didn't Max Payne come out around the same time on the same console?
It's ironic that you compared two games that are elevated by their gimmicks. Max Payne, by the devs own admission, was saved by bullet-time. It could have easily ended up like pic related.

At Halo CE's release, it was still novel to have vehicles that you could enter and exit in realtime inside of a huge environments, nevermind being able to operate different seats and turret, or even being able to shoot someone through a window. GTA3 was like three weeks old.
Anonymous No.723329191 [Report]
>>723328472
Nah, Max Payne 1 would still be exceptional even without bullet time
Anonymous No.723329858 [Report]
If you consider Oni to be exceptional too then I guess we can agree.
Anonymous No.723329950 [Report]
Needler was the only cool gun
Anonymous No.723330090 [Report] >>723331812
>>723326115
>>723325505
It's not common to be falling asleep while playing vidya. Either you're sleep deprived at which point you won't be able to focus or you have some kind of brain damage.
Anonymous No.723330176 [Report]
>>723327683
I actually agree. But I think it's almost entirely nostalgia and rose-colored glasses for me because of the LAN parties. When the same friend and I who played split-screen on the Xbox revisited the campaign the collection recently we thought it fucking sucked though. I still like the mechanical feel of CE more than any other Halo though.
Anonymous No.723330239 [Report]
>>723326435
I remember how much Halo got shat on here until around 2015 when all the Halo fans got old enough to post here.
Anonymous No.723331812 [Report] >>723333320 >>723333397 >>723341230 >>723346569
>>723330090
You are a retarded zoomer. Die. Nodding off at night when tired/bored is perfectly normal for people who don't get enough sleep (majority of population)
Anonymous No.723331936 [Report]
>>723324604 (OP)
OP what exactly did you expect it's a game from 2001.
Anonymous No.723332014 [Report]
>>723324604 (OP)
you're just a jaded old fuck
Anonymous No.723333320 [Report] >>723334005
>>723331812
>Nodding off at night when tired/bored
>tired/bored
>bored
Seek help zoombro. Nodding off when you're bored isn't normal. I think you don't even understand how retarded this >>723324747 sounds. It's over.
Anonymous No.723333397 [Report] >>723334005
>>723331812
Except it's being used as a point against the quality of the game, implying that it would be abnormal for you to be falling asleep while playing a video game. This, now combined with your inability to communicate coherent ideas, strongly implies some kind of health issue, or drug problem.
Anonymous No.723333812 [Report] >>723346372
>>723324604 (OP)
Halo CE shits on Halo 2 in every way when it comes to the campaign. It doesn't help that Halo in particular is a mediocre series and has been one since the beginning.
Anonymous No.723333887 [Report]
>>723326115
Not when playing a fucking shooter. Go to the doctor, you're damaged
Anonymous No.723334005 [Report] >>723334643 >>723336793 >>723341230 >>723346569
>>723333320
>>723333397
>the idea of something extremely boring and repetitive putting you to sleep when you're laid up in a comfy recliner at night when you're already tired is completely foreign to me
You are a fucking retard who has no idea what he's talking about. There is a reason you work for minimum wage lil bro
Anonymous No.723334643 [Report] >>723336241
>>723334005
>the idea of something extremely boring and repetitive putting you to sleep
This doesn't happen with normal people. Bored =/= tired/undersletp. Visit a doctor.
Anonymous No.723336241 [Report] >>723336765 >>723346569
>>723334643
You are one incredibly stupid retard. Next time just put the fries in the bag and shut the fuck up lil bro.
Anonymous No.723336765 [Report]
>>723336241
Trash from shitty source. You need help. It's not normal.
Anonymous No.723336793 [Report] >>723337586
>>723334005
>You are a fucking retard who has no idea what he's talking about.

Let me tell you what I do know: The trope of falling asleep while participating in an interactive medium was fabricated by webcomic artists and "angry reviewer" types as a cheap gag. How often do you actually witness people falling asleep in the middle of gamechat? Be honest. I've seen it only happen twice across multiple decades of online gaming. I can still remember who it was, it's so rare. First one was a drunk native I partied up with in Ghost Recon Wildlands. The other was a gay Mexican I used to play Rocket League with, because he was a zoomer with depression induced insomnia. Of all the obese neckbeards who put themselves into cheeto comas playing Halo 2 on XBL, somehow all of them were able to maintain consciousness voluntarily except you.
Anonymous No.723337586 [Report] >>723338650 >>723341230 >>723349052 >>723349774
>>723336793
Chatting with others is engaging. Playing Halo alone is extremely boring and un-engaging. When it's late at night and you're both tired and bored as fuck, it's normal to doze off. I used to doze off in my college lectures over a decade ago. I have to fight to keep my eyes open during work meetings. Boring shit makes you sleepy
Anonymous No.723338650 [Report] >>723338890
>>723337586
>it's normal to doze off. I used to doze off in my college lectures over a decade ago

Are you Sailor Moon? A fucking preschooler?? Dozing off at work? Who hired you? Stop with these massive self reports if you're doing to dare accusing anyone of being a zoomer lol. Somehow your health is declining faster than an 18th century woman wearing a corset getting high on ether fumes. What the fuck.
Anonymous No.723338759 [Report]
>>723326652
>half lifebut the steamdrones somehow shifted the narrative

These people are such kikes I swear. Always performing mental gymanstics and have such a selfish and self centered view of valve.

Really funny since it seems to me valve can only really make FPS slop and their engine is incapable of making literally anything else.
Anonymous No.723338890 [Report] >>723339203 >>723339302
>>723338650
You are underage
Anonymous No.723339103 [Report]
>>723324604 (OP)
Played this recently for the first time, honestly the best FPS series I've ever played. I think it's the only FPS series with a genuine novel-tier story.
Anonymous No.723339203 [Report]
>>723338890
You are underage with brain fog.
Anonymous No.723339302 [Report]
>>723338890
>coping with death
Anonymous No.723341230 [Report] >>723342234
>>723331812
>>723334005
>>723337586
If I'm playing a game I enjoy but I'm tired, eventually I'm gonna be too tired to keep playing. Conversely, if I'm well rested and bored then I'm just awake and bored.
You keep conflating being bored with being tired as if they are mutually dependent states of being and they're just not.
Anonymous No.723341330 [Report]
>>723324604 (OP)
Try

>>>/vg/542788075
>>>/vg/542788075
Anonymous No.723341550 [Report]
>zoomer=poster I don't like
don't forget your heart pills unc
Anonymous No.723341773 [Report]
>>723327571
This didn't happen
Anonymous No.723342234 [Report] >>723343096
>>723341230
You are dumb as a fucking rock, I'm not going to explain basic concepts to your autistic retard ass
Anonymous No.723342804 [Report]
>>723327038
doesn't matter how much you shit on CE, zoomers also think 2 and 3 are slow garbage because they don't have sprint
Anonymous No.723343045 [Report] >>723343267 >>723344008
>>723324604 (OP)
If you're "only a few missions in" then you might as well quit because the first half of the game mogs the last half of the game.
Anonymous No.723343096 [Report]
>>723342234
"You snooze, you lose" isn't a hard concept.
Anonymous No.723343267 [Report]
>>723343045
dumbest meme i've heard, two betrayals is the best Halo mission in the entire series and The maw is the best final Halo mission
Anonymous No.723343603 [Report]
>Play Halo: Custom Edition on PC
>Join a server hosting a custom flood survival map set in Egypt.
>Find a secret room in a tunnel under the map.
>Shoot a button in the room.
>Linkin Park song starts blasting throughout the entire map.
God I miss the 2000s.
Anonymous No.723344008 [Report]
>>723343045
Pillar of Autumn, and Truth and Reconciliation are kind of mid actually. At least with the backtrack levels, you're blasting through most of them with vehicles and a shotgun, and the Flood vs Convenant infighting changes the all the fight dynamics.
Anonymous No.723345667 [Report] >>723352540
only oldfags remember this
Anonymous No.723346372 [Report] >>723346807 >>723346871
I mean you already implicitly said it yourself, but Halo 2 fixes most of those issues

>>723325114
>>723333812
>CE has less great and amazing campaign missions
>CE has a worse soundtrack
>CE has slower and less responsive core gameplay
>CE has a worse story
>CE has worse MP maps

Nah

Only thing CE does better is the weapon balancing

>>723325141
No, everything I just said about CE vs 2 also applies to 3 vs 2.
Anonymous No.723346569 [Report]
>>723324747
>>723325505
>>723331812
>>723334005
>>723336241
Seething narcoleptic desperately trying to save face
Anonymous No.723346770 [Report]
>>723324604 (OP)
You're just old, games don't hit as they used to.
Anonymous No.723346807 [Report]
>>723346372
If you think 2 has a better campaign you're already a lost cause, it was the worst playing of the Bungie games
Anonymous No.723346871 [Report]
>>723346372
>CE has less great and amazing campaign missions
All of them are better than Halo 2's even the shit ones
>CE has a worse soundtrack
CE's is more memorable and catchy, everything else has been inferior trying to make something simple more complicated to try to outdo perfection
>CE has slower and less responsive core gameplay
Halo's gameplay post-CE has been shit, Infinite was the only decent attempt at fixing the downgrade for full console standards
>CE has a worse story
Go shove your story up your ass, a video game is game first, movie slop doesn't belong
>CE has worse MP maps
Who gives a shit about multiplayer, Halo CE was a campaign first and foremost

Halo is an overrated series and anything that copied its cancer got infected by it
Anonymous No.723346970 [Report]
>vivid anxiety dreams about alien invasions every night after I play some CE
>Play MCC fully expecting the usual dreams
>Nothing
>Much later decided to coop all the games with some bros
>We toggle the OG graphics for maximum nostalgia
>Alien invasion dreams again
What the fuck
Anonymous No.723347163 [Report]
>I love small linear garbage filled with loading sections and no options
Halo 2 fags are mentally ill
Anonymous No.723347731 [Report]
>>723326016
>this is good gameplay to consoleniggers
Anonymous No.723348885 [Report]
>>723326016
>there are people here that thinks this slow ass gameplay looks better than the faster campaign combat gameplay of Halo Infinite
Yeah, Halo faggots are deranged
Anonymous No.723349052 [Report]
>>723337586
No, it's not. You have ADHD.
Anonymous No.723349774 [Report] >>723350741
>>723337586
This is actually true; Halo is the only series where actually fell asleep playing it.
Anonymous No.723350741 [Report]
>>723349774
Probably while listening to Breaking Benjamin in Halo 2, and not the first game.
Anonymous No.723352540 [Report]
>>723345667
Custom Edition was so fucking fun man.
>That one giant map with a crashed ship that was just filled with overpowered bullshit vehicles like a scarab or giant bomber that dropped tactical nukes.