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Anonymous No.723328203 [Report] >>723328303 >>723328743 >>723332821 >>723333820 >>723334004 >>723335348 >>723335461 >>723335984 >>723336647 >>723336902 >>723338427 >>723338605 >>723339954 >>723341371 >>723341485 >>723341964 >>723342482 >>723343490
Who is the most cruel villain in videogames?
Anonymous No.723328303 [Report] >>723328550 >>723328578 >>723328583 >>723328828 >>723330108 >>723330274 >>723334983 >>723337001 >>723337097 >>723337236
>>723328203 (OP)
i get it but at the same time i feel like i don't get it
Anonymous No.723328409 [Report] >>723330416
dangerously homestuckesque character art
Anonymous No.723328550 [Report] >>723340589
>>723328303
yea i've spent 5 minutes sitting here thinking about it and i still dont get it
Anonymous No.723328578 [Report] >>723333623
>>723328303
I wish I was fucked by an older girl when I was a little boy is the answer
Anonymous No.723328583 [Report] >>723328679
>>723328303
The babysitter is bored because the child is self-contained and requires no maintenance
The child is playing an NES so this is before the advent of mobile phones, hence the babysitter's boredom
Anonymous No.723328679 [Report] >>723330042
>>723328583
Ok, so when do they fuck?
Anonymous No.723328705 [Report] >>723337496
Anonymous No.723328743 [Report] >>723329525 >>723332685 >>723335727 >>723337308 >>723337334 >>723337471 >>723338271 >>723339109 >>723340127 >>723340442 >>723340470 >>723340943
>>723328203 (OP)
>Tfw no babysitter or teacher tried to molest me
>Also only child so no sister either
Anonymous No.723328828 [Report]
>>723328303
She wants to fuck
Anonymous No.723329525 [Report]
>>723328743
You would have been too shy to let them do anything anyway
Anonymous No.723329935 [Report]
Anonymous No.723330042 [Report] >>723330496 >>723339074
>>723328679
They do not. Instead, the babysitter's joke subverted the child's expectations and instilled within a subtle sense of inferiority that will eventually rupture the child's psyche, leading to an overall loss of self-confidence and possibly a destructive spiral into clinical depression.

The babysitter will not know any of this, being primarily concerned with assuaging her boredom since the child has pre-occupied the house's TV with his video game, and so she cannot watch soap operas to pass the time. The babysitter merely thought the joke was funny.
Anonymous No.723330108 [Report]
>>723328303
sex with your babysitter
Anonymous No.723330274 [Report]
>>723328303
She called him a brainlet.
Anonymous No.723330416 [Report]
>>723328409
go back to livejournal
Anonymous No.723330496 [Report]
>>723330042
kinda hot, ngl
Anonymous No.723332090 [Report]
wheres the joke
Anonymous No.723332685 [Report] >>723333154
>>723328743
Anon, every person that I know that was molested as a child ended very fucked up because of it, you are probably better of that way. Now if you are fucked up despite not being molested then that just sucks, at least they got some pussy out of it lmao.
Anonymous No.723332821 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
Man I remember that gag from elementary school, everyone thought they were hot shit and the joke burned out in like 3 days.
Anonymous No.723333047 [Report]
Why is he sitting on his knees like a jap? Why is the controller cord Super Famicom length?
Anonymous No.723333154 [Report] >>723333527 >>723333692 >>723338876 >>723338975
>>723332685
I never got any pussy out of being sexually assaulted by my baby sitter. Just a phone up the ass almost all the way up the receiver. My baby sitter's boyfriend was on the line too and worst of all it was a corded phone mounted to the wall so I was basically stuck in the kitchen until it was out.
Anonymous No.723333527 [Report] >>723334107
>>723333154
I hope she at least told him you'd be on the line before doing that.
Anonymous No.723333623 [Report] >>723337426
>>723328578
no you don't
Anonymous No.723333692 [Report]
>>723333154
>
Holy shit, I think you win the award of "worst case of CSA that I've been personally told" hope you are doing good.
Anonymous No.723333820 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
It took me longer than it should to get the joke.
Anonymous No.723333865 [Report]
thought i was on /co/ for a sec.
Anonymous No.723334004 [Report] >>723341281
>>723328203 (OP)
My dad pulled this one on me when I was a kid, but it was a “brain sucker” replete with a funny alien voice, schlorping noises and playfully trying to pull my brains out of my head.
>I’m starving, earthling!
>Where are this kid’s brains??
Anonymous No.723334107 [Report]
>>723333527
He thought it was her asshole
Anonymous No.723334983 [Report] >>723335106
>>723328303
>babysitter pretends her hand is a brain eater
>latches it onto kid's head
>says brain eater is starving
not that hard man c'mon try harder
Anonymous No.723335106 [Report] >>723335157
>>723334983
i still dont get it
Anonymous No.723335157 [Report] >>723335487 >>723335769
>>723335106
Why would a brain eater be starving despite latching onto a head?
Anonymous No.723335348 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
I want to fuck this babysitter :-)
Anonymous No.723335461 [Report] >>723337440 >>723342882
>>723328203 (OP)
Its funny that liberal white women are trying to portray themselves as smart when all the technological achievements in the past century have been by white men. The world does not need white women and they should be thrown to the wolves.
Anonymous No.723335487 [Report] >>723336005
>>723335157
it spent the last of its energy reserves to hunt one last time, but the hunt was fruitless, literally. The head is empty, no brain inside. Bereft of nutrients and too tired to hunt again, the brain eater is now doomed to starve.
Anonymous No.723335727 [Report] >>723337279 >>723338969
>>723328743
>>Also only child so no sister either
You don't want an older sister.
Anonymous No.723335734 [Report]
>723335461
if there are no white women there are no white men rabbi
Anonymous No.723335769 [Report]
>>723335157
because it's her hand?
Anonymous No.723335984 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
used to do this all the time as a kid, but we called it a brain-eating spider
Anonymous No.723336005 [Report]
>>723335487
F
Anonymous No.723336228 [Report] >>723336487
RUMAO!!
Anonymous No.723336487 [Report]
>>723336228
Anonymous No.723336647 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
Why is she brown?
Anonymous No.723336720 [Report] >>723337021 >>723337041 >>723337126 >>723338176 >>723340225 >>723341626 >>723341883 >>723342970
Why do /v/irgins fantasize about being sexually assaulted when they were kids?
Anonymous No.723336774 [Report] >>723338089
>never molested
>never bullied
>never abused by parents
Given how crazy everyone else is, I can’t help but feel like I’m in the minority
Anonymous No.723336902 [Report] >>723343253
>>723328203 (OP)
I do this to my dog and I go "shlurp shlup I'm eating your brain" and he just wags his tail like a retard. Love my dog man.
Anonymous No.723337001 [Report]
>>723328303
they fuck in the next panel
Anonymous No.723337021 [Report]
>>723336720
If I could tell you, I'd revolutionize psychology.
Anonymous No.723337041 [Report]
>>723336720
it's hot
Anonymous No.723337097 [Report]
>>723328303
Her brain eater is starving to death
Anonymous No.723337126 [Report]
>>723336720
>/v/irgins
there is your answer.
Anonymous No.723337236 [Report]
>>723328303
The brain eater is starving because his brain is too small or doesn't exist. She's calling him stupid. Stupid is what you are if you still don't get it.
Anonymous No.723337279 [Report] >>723337702
>>723335727
>You think you do but you actually don't.
Anonymous No.723337308 [Report] >>723337570 >>723338426
>>723328743
My cousin forced me to suck his peen. It's pretty lame to be molested tbdesu
Anonymous No.723337334 [Report]
>>723328743
this is the equivalent of me wanting to go to jail when i was a kid just to know what its like. but i was a kid. a stupid one.
Anonymous No.723337426 [Report] >>723338431
>>723333623
Why not? I got handjobs from an older girl as a kid and I'm fine now.
Anonymous No.723337440 [Report]
>>723335461
You are telling me men are to blame for this dystopic technocrat hellscape?
Anonymous No.723337471 [Report] >>723338119
>>723328743
Anonymous No.723337496 [Report]
>>723328705
>alseep
Anonymous No.723337570 [Report] >>723337696
>>723337308
But that's not a hot woman, it's different.
Anonymous No.723337696 [Report]
>>723337570
Well he threw parties at our house and forced me to kiss women 10 years older than me. If thats any consolidation.
Anonymous No.723337702 [Report] >>723338054 >>723338220
>>723337279
You really don't anon. Younger sisters sure, but older sisters are nightmares.
Anonymous No.723338031 [Report] >>723338165 >>723338272 >>723338376
Anonymous No.723338054 [Report]
>>723337702
>Older sister didn't wash the tub out after shaving her bikini line
>Again
I gotta move out.
Anonymous No.723338089 [Report]
>>723336774
>make a friend
>"you only have a mom? Wheres your dad?
>soon learn im the odd on in the class for having both AND still married
Anonymous No.723338107 [Report] >>723338272 >>723338376
Anonymous No.723338119 [Report] >>723338326
>>723337471
How do you even recover from this?
Anonymous No.723338165 [Report]
>>723338031
>college
And boner killed
Anonymous No.723338176 [Report] >>723342974
>>723336720
Like a lot of things in the field of psychology, it depends.
Some anons do absolutely noting to find a sexual partner but really want one so they create a situation where they are a passive agent that's wanted because of their intrinsic characteristics (in this case, being a child). It could also that they do try but ain't got no luck so again, passive agent that's actively wanted instead of one that wants.
Some anons were SA'd when they were kids and want to create scenarios where the children enjoy the experience to re-interpret theirs under a nicer light.
There are definitely more but those are the ones top of my head.
Anonymous No.723338220 [Report] >>723338724
>>723337702
Sounds like there's a story there
Anonymous No.723338271 [Report]
>>723328743
My cousin had me go down on her when I was six. I can still remember the taste of cunny
Anonymous No.723338272 [Report] >>723338514
>>723338031
>>723338107
>college
>off-model
>big dick
I sleep
Anonymous No.723338320 [Report] >>723338504
Anonymous No.723338326 [Report] >>723340368
>>723338119
Rape him, probably.
Anonymous No.723338376 [Report]
>>723338107
>>723338031
Trash pure trash
Anonymous No.723338426 [Report] >>723338753
>>723337308
Maybe keep that to yourself in the future
Anonymous No.723338427 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
Damn smug babysitter! Needs rape correction.
Anonymous No.723338431 [Report] >>723338732
>>723337426
brother you're posting on /v/, you're far from fine
Anonymous No.723338504 [Report] >>723338681 >>723338913
>>723338320
There are not enough pedo mommies in the world.
Or maybe there are many, and they do a good job of keeping it a secret.
Anonymous No.723338514 [Report]
>>723338272
Big dick shotas are kino when they're not hyperslop like those, and when they're contrasted by the shotas being more innocent/cute. The rest you mentioned is pure garbage, I agree.
Anonymous No.723338605 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
my babysitter when I was a kid sat on my face fully clothed a lot and when I asked her to keep doing it she said not to tell my parents
Anonymous No.723338681 [Report] >>723338913 >>723340943
>>723338504
Anonymous No.723338724 [Report]
>>723338220
Well she hasn't spoken to me in like half a year because she THOUGHT I used her shower the day before I was going out with friends somewhere near her place so I was staying the night.

And I may have thrown a burger box at her when she wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.723338732 [Report]
>>723338431
>LE SEKRIT DARKWEB HACKER CLUB KNOWN AS 4CHAN
What fucking year do you think it is?
Anonymous No.723338753 [Report]
>>723338426
Nah.
Anonymous No.723338876 [Report]
>>723333154
Those phones were fucking massive. There's no way your underaged ass could hold that without injury.
Anonymous No.723338913 [Report] >>723339029 >>723339196
>>723338504
>>723338681
ssniggers are as obnoxious as yuritrannies about their fetish
Anonymous No.723338969 [Report]
>>723335727
my older step twin sisters were hot af and gave me an incest fetish shut up queer
i still lust after my first grade younger cousin to this day
you just dont have what it takes to conquer your bloodline truly
Anonymous No.723338975 [Report]
>>723333154
what you do to get that kind of punishment
Anonymous No.723339029 [Report] >>723339303
>>723338913
>people who seethe and play psychologist over ss are as obnoxious as yuritrannies
ftfy
Anonymous No.723339074 [Report]
>>723330042
Dang bro.
Anonymous No.723339109 [Report]
>>723328743
>never molested by baby sitter (because I never had one) nor a teacher
>have an older sister and 2 younger sisters
>not interested in older sister
>one of my younger sisters smelled like fish and piss
>almost molested my younger sister when I was 13 and she was 10
Anonymous No.723339196 [Report] >>723339379
>>723338913
I can't believe you homos really seethe about yuri 24/7 even when nobody's brought it up.
Anonymous No.723339303 [Report] >>723339415
>>723339029
>calling you a nigger retard is "playing psychologist"
seethe harder
Anonymous No.723339379 [Report]
>>723339196
>NOOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF MY FETISH
Anonymous No.723339415 [Report] >>723339631
>>723339303
you didn't say that though
Anonymous No.723339613 [Report] >>723339794 >>723340136
>tfw you will never be molested by a cute girl
it's not fucking fair
Anonymous No.723339631 [Report]
>>723339415
I said it more politely. You should be grateful, nigger.
Anonymous No.723339794 [Report]
>>723339613
Your pic sounds lame. She should actually just bwat you up regularly and tell you its just a game.
Anonymous No.723339954 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
I love straight shota, bros
Anonymous No.723340127 [Report] >>723340321 >>723340483 >>723340687 >>723340806
>>723328743
>sister made me fuck her
>male cousin made me suck his dick a few times
>literally too young to understand which gender i should be experimenting with
>get two of my male friends to kiss me under the blanket
>a neighbor girl that has a crush on me kissed me on the lips at her house when I was lying on the couch
>another girl who liked me made me get on the ground as she gently moved the tire of her bike over my dick and balls
Basically I had so many traumatic events when I was prepubescent from both genders that my brain sorta course corrected. It was either go back to being a normal straight male instead of a confused pansexual or become asexual, and it chose straight.
Anonymous No.723340136 [Report]
>>723339613
kino, don't let that faggot anon tell you otherwise
Anonymous No.723340225 [Report] >>723340560
>>723336720
Because we are mentally impaired. I still remember being chastised on due to playing 'doctor' with a cousin, as a 5 years old or so. Things only get worse.
Anonymous No.723340321 [Report]
>>723340127
>he didn't end up bikesexual
never gonna make it, bro
Anonymous No.723340368 [Report]
>>723338326
if it's the one I'm thinking of she tries it but he jams a bottle of wine up her hoohaa in self-defense and she gets wasted off of the non-stop orgasms and the wine.
Anonymous No.723340442 [Report]
>>723328743
I regret to inform you it turns you gay and/or fucking stupid, anon. Be thankful it didn't happen to you. And look at what happens to communities and cultures where it's super common (every other black guy you talk to has a story about their "aunties" and not a single fucking one ends well) Stick to the pornographic fantasy.
Anonymous No.723340470 [Report] >>723341732 >>723341985 >>723342215
>>723328743
Only kids with no siblings are into incest.
My taste in women has been completely fucked because of how horrible my older sister was. Trust me you do not.
Anonymous No.723340483 [Report] >>723341405
>>723340127
>another girl who liked me made me get on the ground as she gently moved the tire of her bike over my dick and balls
how the fuck did you even end up in this situation and why did you agree?
Anonymous No.723340560 [Report] >>723340986
>>723340225
>being chastised
Please elaborate.
Anonymous No.723340589 [Report]
>>723328550
Shes calling him stupid
Anonymous No.723340687 [Report] >>723341174
>>723340127
>she gently moved the tire of her bike over my dick and balls
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8r3IHDr7M2s
Anonymous No.723340806 [Report]
>>723340127
>another girl who liked me made me get on the ground as she gently moved the tire of her bike over my dick and balls
Anonymous No.723340943 [Report] >>723341269
>>723328743
She was sadistic and ugly, like most of the actual women who do this shit.
I've been a bitter raging nutcase for the following two and half decades, I can't trust people, overreact at small (perceived) slights, and women raising their voice or crying fills me with violent rage.
I even have intrusive thoughts and paranoid episodes about how I might one day have a mental breakdown and repeat the cycle of abuse in some way.
I come into these stupid threads just to rage at hypocritical faggots like the guy depicted in >>723338681 who simp over pedophiles and call raped kids "lucky".
The only thing to be thankful about is that I didn't catch her herpes, you'd think a child rapist that hits kids after molesting them wouldn't have a conscience but she'd say things like how she'd "feel bad" if I caught it. I'd argue that catching mental illness is even worse.
Anonymous No.723340986 [Report]
>>723340560
It just was scolding and some slaps on my wrists, really.
Anonymous No.723341174 [Report]
>>723340687
Anonymous No.723341269 [Report]
>>723340943
The raped has made his statement.
Anonymous No.723341281 [Report]
>>723334004
cool story youve dissociated into believing about the "schlorping noises" with your dad, faget
Anonymous No.723341371 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
That's pretty cute. I wish I had a friend like her when I was a child.
Anonymous No.723341405 [Report]
>>723340483
You're not alive until you're like 12. It's pure RNG whether you die or experience a traumatic event, you have no fucking control over it. If someone tells you to do something with enough confidence, your prepubescent ass just does it
Anonymous No.723341485 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
King Boo is. He wanted to torture Luigi for all eternity. Also any game that has the devil in it probably also has the cruelest villain.
Anonymous No.723341626 [Report]
>>723336720
Anonymous No.723341732 [Report]
>>723340470
I have 5 sisters and i want to fuck 3 of them anon
Anonymous No.723341838 [Report] >>723342039
>God I wish someone had sex with me in a welcoming and loving way when I was young
>UHHHHHH NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE I GOT RAPED AND HAD MY BALLS SMUSHED BY A SCHWINN STINGRAY
Anonymous No.723341883 [Report] >>723342029
>>723336720
>a kid doesn't have responsibilities
>mom/sister/aunt/grandma will always take care of you and love you unconditionally
>le naughty acts behind the back of normalos
In short, /v/irgins want a girlfriend that will pay for them, clean them up, always love them and have sex on command
Anonymous No.723341964 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
When even the Simpsons can tell the joke with more brevity, you're doing something wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1762opld4w
Anonymous No.723341985 [Report] >>723342425
>>723340470
I jack off to incest porn regularly. I don't associate it with irl because why would I? Forget apples to oranges, it's apples to rocks, that's how different it is.
Anonymous No.723342029 [Report]
>>723341883
Girls are allowed to want the same thing out of men, so why not?
Anonymous No.723342039 [Report] >>723342713 >>723342719
>>723341838
I shared a bed with my mom into my teens because we were really poor and she would let me masturbate in bed next to her when she was awake, I am in my 30s now and married but i still miss those times.
Anonymous No.723342215 [Report]
>>723340470
You struggle to separate fiction from reality, got it
Anonymous No.723342423 [Report]
Alright /v/, would you rather have been molested as a child or be a 40 year old virgin?
Anonymous No.723342425 [Report]
>>723341985
How healthy of you.
Anonymous No.723342482 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
YHVH
Anonymous No.723342713 [Report] >>723343108 >>723343204
>>723342039
My mom would buy me sex sleeves as a kid, with the first one being when I was 12 (it was something I heard about online and wanted to try, since I was already a perv by then, but I didn't expect her to actually just say "sure" and do it). We didn't have any sort of sexual contact, but we casually talk about sex and masturbation.
Anonymous No.723342719 [Report] >>723342828 >>723343204
>>723342039
>I miss masturbating in front my mom.
Anonymous No.723342828 [Report]
>>723342719
*next to his mom
Anonymous No.723342882 [Report]
>>723335461
It's just a cute comic with a hot babysitter dude
Anonymous No.723342970 [Report]
>>723336720
Porn addiction
Anonymous No.723342974 [Report] >>723343186 >>723343418
>>723338176
>SA'd
You can say rape here you fucking twitter mongoloid.
Anonymous No.723343108 [Report] >>723343201 >>723343337 >>723343362
>>723342713
what the fuck is a sex sleeve
Anonymous No.723343186 [Report]
>>723342974
He is a kind hearted and nice lad who uses the acronym SA to lessen the punch of child sexual abuse. Please note its better to say SA instead of raped.
Anonymous No.723343201 [Report] >>723343582
>>723343108
Clearly a fleshlight you dimwit.
Anonymous No.723343204 [Report]
>>723342713
We were just really open because it was just me and her.
>>723342719
not i stood in front of her and did it, she just knew i was gonna do it and didn't want me hiding in the bathroom multiple times a day as i did it
Anonymous No.723343243 [Report] >>723343453 >>723343549
this thread is just full of really badly written larp
i did enjoy the tom and jerry one though
Anonymous No.723343253 [Report]
>>723336902
My dog died a year ago. I miss this little retard like you wouldn't believe.
Anonymous No.723343337 [Report] >>723343582
>>723343108
Male sex toy, masturbators made out of silicon that you put over your dick -- like a sleeve -- and use to masturbate. I've used a couple, they're alright. One of them made me touch God
Anonymous No.723343362 [Report] >>723343582
>>723343108
An onahole weeb-sama-senpai
Anonymous No.723343418 [Report]
>>723342974
Rape is a type of sexual assault but not all sexual assault is rape. Sorry for the perceived pedantry but it's the terms I normally work with.
Anonymous No.723343453 [Report]
>>723343243
Mine wasn't larp.
Anonymous No.723343490 [Report]
>>723328203 (OP)
homestuck artist
Anonymous No.723343549 [Report]
>>723343243
Bro i work in a therapist office you would be fucking shocked how much more common things like incest are than you think or is even reported. Casual things like mutual masturbation among siblings of opposite gender around the same age that share a room is the most common.
Anonymous No.723343582 [Report]
>>723343201
>>723343337
>>723343362
naruhodo