Thread 723336108

This revolutionary idea will save dinosaur video games from extinction.

Gotta go back to dinosaurs, pyramids, bermuda triangle, quicksand age

>>723336412
i can't think of any bermuda triangle game. most likely exists

>>723336657
That's easy. Give me a hard one. Dummy.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3547420/Ire_A_Prologue/

>>723336108 (OP)
good idea honestly
wish i could toggle between western and eastern elf designs for example in rpgs

ITT: Genius ideas

>>723336746
i meant real games not something literal who nonsense that isn't even released

>>723336108 (OP)
Give me a genitalia toggle
Show me that dino cloaca (for scientific accuracy, you see)

>>723336108 (OP)
not good enough
give me a preview of each dino and allow me to individually pick which ones have feathers
also add a breast slider

>>723337019
>add a breast slider
for the dinosaurs?

>>723337063
that's correct

>>723336776
Vampire Syndicate plans an anime toggle.

neat

shoot, I actually bitched about the feathers two years ago and apparently the developers listened. I think that means I'm morally obligated to buy the game now.

>>723338074
Based, make another thread on there saying "I was right"

>>723336108 (OP)
feathered dinos is a snoot game reference

Reviews are pretty split. The one side seems to be a lot of kickstarter whiners. Maybe that doesn't affect me because I wasn't a kickstarter?

You know, Alien Isolation was overhyped anyway. That Alien wasn't a standout of artificial intelligence or anything. I don't know where that's coming from.

It was obviously just leashed to you and could do a bit of pattern recognition in harder modes to find your hideyholes.

>>723338074
>I actually bitched about the feathers
pathetic cuck

>>723336108 (OP)
Feathers are the pronouns of dinosaur games

>>723336108 (OP)
Coward solution. Pick a lane and stick to it

Each new generation of scientists has to make new discoveries or else they feel useless and also won't get put on any magazine covers.

That's a big problem if paleontologists from 1980's already found everything. So what do you do? Pretend they are retards who missed the fact dinosaurs had feathers and there you go. New discovery made!

The bones haven't changed for a million years. The evidence is the same.

>>723342806
This happens in every field. Sometimes we have written records of anthropologists at the time, who actually saw things for themselves. Well turns out they were wrong. They just didn't know what they were talking about, even if they saw it with their own eyes and wrote it down for future generations.

Happened with Alexander the Great's wife.

>>723336108 (OP)
feathered dinos are superior

>>723344219
Here's your updoot, my fellow gentlesir!

>>723336108 (OP)
>LGBT toggle

Feathers on dinosaurs is the woke of the Paleontology world.

>>723344304
>the asteroid theory was invented in 2020

not a very scientific thing to say

>>723342806
We found feathered dinosaurs 50 years ago
Then we found skin impressions of 'unfeathered' dinosuars and they had feathers

It's not "we are working off the same fossils as 50 years ago"

We are finding more fossils with imprints of their skin and bodies and they clearly have feathers, which their skeletons alone don't show

We are finding entirely new evidence that is also corroborating previously found evidence we have known about for decades

You are fucking retarded

>>723344304
>yoo beez a redditah if yuu like dem gayy ahh fevahs
makes sense you would feel that way nigger. bird enjoying is a white hobby after all.

>>723342806
blame that jew spielberg for making jurassic park and making dinosaurs look cool and real when most people with souls figured out that dinosaurs bones were planted by the devil 5000 years ago.

>>723344304
>science is meant to be accurate instead of cool
Umm yeah, that's kinda how the scientific process works.

These zesty niggas sweeter than a sugarplum

>>723344950
>Umm yeah, that's kinda how the scientific process works.

>>723344731
Yeah, I saw the "new evidence." I wasn't convinced that fossils you bought from a roadside stand in china had much evidentiary value.

So what do you think the next thing after feathers will be? Probably vocal cords. Turns out, dinosaurs could talk! Like parrots, but better. Because any superpower birds have, dinosaurs also have for some reason. And only I figured it out, put me on the front page of national geographic.

>>723337205
Stop shilling your game infinitron

Aren't most feathered dinos coming from China which is more and more exposed as faking their finding every fucking time they 'discover' a 'new' dino?

>>723346547
or that the most likely solution is some dinosaurs had feathers and others didn't but literally no one is able to comprehend that one and every game and show now has all dinosaurs all feathered all the time. Maybe in china the dinosaurs were feathery.

I mean we have crocodiles and we can fucking see they don't have feathers.

>>723345078
Science has made your life much easier than what it could have been, don't bite the hand that feeds you.

>>723346762
If you care about science so much, then stop treating it as a religion.

I'm confused as fuck about this blue blood thing because I keep getting different answers. They say it doesn't make sense that blood would turn red when exposed to oxygen because oxygen is always in our blood, it's the whole point.

But we have deoxygenated blood in our bodies. And this heart chart shows the same thing. blue blood in, red blood out. and I can look at my body, I can see the blue ness through the skin.

explain that one science

>>723346662
crocodiles aren't dinosaurs

>>723347325
Blood is red because of red blood cells. Blue veins in anatomy diagrams exist as a visual aid to show how blood flows through the body, it's all red in reality

>>723347830
you will never be a dinosaur, how about that, fag? Doesn't matter how many feathers you give them. Dumb fuck. I know mommy left you alone while she had to wear a feather boa and dance at casinos but your childhood trauma doesn't mean your mother wasn't a whore/dinosaurs have feathers.

>>723345881
You are genuinely just an idiot anon

>>723336108 (OP)
Dinochuds, we won.

>>723347943
>>723347325
Blood is red because it is oxygenated, pic related, venous blood on the left (which is still oxygenated to a degree: ~75% saturation vs ~95%), and arterial on the right

Veins you can see in your skin are blue because most of the red light is being absorbed and only the blue light is being reflected back (blue is a longer wavelength, it penetrates better), this is in spite of the fact the venous blood is actually a very dark reddish color (this actually means it's absorbing even more red light than arterial blood, which is bright red - reflecting more red)

Arteries near the skin surface (you might see some arterial capillaries on the thin skin of your eyelids) will appear pinkish-red as they reflect more red light than veins do.

>>723344304
how dare people ask for proof instead of taking my statements as ordained truth. Colonialism was the original sin.

>>723345010
Just looking at the skulls I can tell you straight up this is not at all whatsoever even close to how they looked.

The artist literally just overlaid a thin mm thick layer of skin over the skull, completely neglecting the existence of muscles, tendons, fat, cartilage, etc. Even the eyes are ridiculously undersized for the eye socket.

They stuck feathers on it and got absolutely everything else completely wrong

>>723348032
>>723346662
>>>/trash/ >>>/an/ >>>/pol/ >>>/lgbt/
take your pick and leave forever

>go to school these days
>instead of just teaching fight or flight they add some more gay-ass reactions for wimps
>now they try claim it's fight,flight,freeze,or fawn

Jesus Christ. There's either running away from your enemies or beating them up that's it. it's only those two.

feathers are pretty cool, fuck scalefags

>>723344470
>i don't like it so its not true
thats not how the universe works

>>723346835
we don't, it common to question everything in science religion is just follow orders

>>723348830
Blue is a shorter wavelength. 450nm vs 700nm for red. Red goes to infrared to radio, blue goes to UV to x rays. Shorter wavelength = higher energy = more penetrating.

>>723338074
thank you for your service

>>723350314
Modern civilization is premised on humans being a domesticated prey species. The idea of individuals with self-motivation frightens the string-pullers.

>>723351106
>prey species

umm have you seen us? We're the best predator ever.

>>723339352
>do a bit of pattern recognition
If it could do that(it can't) it would automatically be one of the smartest AI's ever used in a videogame. That it can imitate it to a degree is still very unusual and pretty cool to see in a game AI.
>leashed to you
Surprisingly, no. At least during the more free roaming sections. In scripted sequences yes, it gets dropped in nearby, but it actually has a whole patrol system using the vents, where it will check for noise, environmental changes, etc and decide whether to spawn in locally based on that.
Guess it just goes to show that investment in AI is pointless in current year. Even if you try to build a fairly in depth agent that doesn't cheat excessively, it'll get written off as smoke and mirrors because that's what people expect.

Yeah, I'm really not sure about this video game. I was always more of a "campaign mode only" guy.

The Dinosaur Feather Problem is an excellent case study to how truth is taken in modern society. When presented with new evidence and information (dinosaurs had feathers), the childlike wonder & love for scales induces a violent reaction in people. They feel that the science is violating their personal Truths and innocence, and have opposed it ever since. As such we encounter more and more the science being buried or even twisted to suit the narrative people want to hear most: that dinosaurs looked JUST like they did in Jurassic Park.

It truly is eye opening. This is how modern humans work on absolutely every level

>>723351262
Have you seen modern humans? They're cattle.

>>723351727
hope you did randomized controlled trials to determine that.

>>723353593
Don't need to, it's casually evident even to a layman

>>723336890
>this is technically allowed within steam's current pricing guidelines
I like that this guy asked steam support whether he was allowed to do it and they told him "don't do that it's retarded" and he did it anyway
not gonna buy it though

>>723351727
What retards like you need to understand is that nobody is impressed by you taking some random thing, believing it based on faith, and then repeating it unquestionably.

>>723350826
It literally is how the universe works

>another year of dogshitt dino games
>dogshit retarded autist dino devs
>dogshit multiplayer games
>dogshit feather arguments

>>723355210
Thats literally what scalies do

>>723342806
Exactly. Everyone knows all discoveries have already been made and data never changes. It's why to this day, when you get sick, it's because you have too much blood and bile, and that the reason kids got polio is because they didn't pray hard enough.

The only good dino game is turok. and dinorun.

>>723346835
Yeah, I also get angry at strawmen that I invent.

We're getting a Dino Crisis remake soon, right?

>>723336108 (OP)
Finally, something for my pteronophobia.

>>723338074
>k bye
this faggot right here

>>723337205
>beyond uncanny toneless noseless """faces""" that turn into a werewolf muzzle in side profile
>tranime fags are attracted by this
>huge eyes also normalize attraction to literal children
be thankful for your extinction events

>coldblooded
>warmblooded
>scales
>feathers

howbout you just make up your mind instead of cycling through every possible solution

>>723355590
Dino Crisis 2 could use a remake or a real sequel
Let 1 rest in peace

>>723337205
who would take bottom over top

>>723358756
well it originally made more sense before the game's ambitions increased. It used to be just western 2d versus eastern 2d.

>>723358756
...who would take top over bottom?

>>723336108 (OP)
This will not do. This is craven; take a stance. Feathers/reddit/skub or featherless(as God intended)/4chan/anti-slub.

>>723345881
>ai result takenb as fact

yea you are retarded

>>723359773
featherbrain

>>723336108 (OP)
Please sir.. what game?

>>723360793
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1200770/Deathground/

>>723336746
>detailed comfy fishing boat
>just a horror game
when am i getting my sailor survival kino

>>723351727
>In modern society
Try in any human society since the dawn of humanity kek, we've always been like this

>>723338074
But are you 12 tho?

>>723336108 (OP)
>like dinos and fossils
>follow dinosaur stuff on social media
>new dino game or movie comes out
>they all act like emotional autists and aren't happy with anything
>"i'm tired of seeing dinosaurs displayed in a negative light"
>"where are the feathers?"
>"i wish they'd show the softer side of dinos, like mating and pregnancy"
>unfollow all dino social media
We can't be happy because they aren't happy

>>723358756
>3DPD

>>723361346
Raft?

>>723362458
Based newGOD

i wish featherfreaks would stay the fuck away from me

>>723355590
>Wanting remakes of classic Capcom games with nu Capcom in charge

>>723361346
yeah i know the one you mean

do you think human women had breastfeathers. there's no evidence against it.

>>723363745
do human women have quill knobs?

>>723355289
what

>>723344304
that first guy sounds like an LLM

>>723363878
yeah

>>723336657
Saw a demo for one in the Next Fest yesterday
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3437330/Bermuda_Survivor_Demo/

>>723362725
NTA. Are there any mods that let you stop the shark attacks? I don't mind sharks as an RNG possibility, but one shark that constantly nibbles is just annoying

>>723336108 (OP)
>wingless
>no beak
>reptiles
>feathers
explain this shit

>>723336108 (OP)
>Feathers: off
>Female soldiers: off
>Pronouns: off
Oh yeah, it's gaming time

>>723344304
>Anti-intellectualism is cool because Reddit hates it
How do you people even learn to breathe.

>>723366760
>Feathers: on
>Arachnophobia mode: on
>accessibility features: maxed
[Male Voice] Yeh, it is gaming time.

>>723355590
>trust no one, not even yourself

>Dinosaur Zoo games
>90% Scam
>9% Jurassic World Evolution (bad)
>1% A game that's been in EA for years now and still doesn't let the dinosaurs kill guests or eachother. Somehow this is the best game in the entire "dinosaur game" genre by process of elimination

>Dinosaur FPS games
>Low quality unity games with shitty-looking models with AI that are basically shitty GMOD nextbots that youtubers will exaggeratedly scream at
>Alien Isolation but with Raptors and This Time(TM) I mean it
>Walking sim with dino jumpscare

>Dinosaur Survival Game
>Scam
>Scam
>Scam
>Development Hell with a shit-ass dev and rampant hacker problem
>Clone of above
>See above
>Don't worry, this one's NOT The Isle so it'll actually be good and get finished, we promise and This TIme(TM) I mean it
>See above X20
It's all so tiresom

>>723368520
how about operation genesis modding wheres that at

science is a process by which absolutely everything it said before is proven wrong and then that is proven wrong after. despite this people not only believe that there is truth in it, but that it is an absolute objective one

>>723353950
That's not even a real news post.
The actual one is.. honestly more bizarre.

>>723368927
I mostly mean stuff that's "come out" since the 2010s
Genesis being so fucking good is part of the reason that JWE is so bad. As a folllow-up, both it, and its sequel, are objective downgrades, in my opinion. 3 might be an exception, since it's getting a lot of the features that Prehistoric Kingdom has but without the "early access hell and no dino violence" drawbacks.
Honestly, I think that the advent of the "modern" dino game started with those two big kickstarter scams, Mesozoica, Stomping Land, etc, and that's generally what I was thinking of.

>>723336108 (OP)
but what about the lips?

>>723369438
I honestly think lips are fine. Lips don't make bears any less cool or threatening, if anything the lips are one of the most iconic parts of when a bear roars. Same principal for a T-rex or other large carnivore.
I don't care if they wouldn't realistically roar, they would still make sounds of some kind in territorial threat displays and fights, all kinds of modern animals do that, no reason they couldn't or wouldn't, even if it was just a hiss or some shit.

why do so many millennials that never mentally mature past the age of 12 get so triggered by this pointless bullshit?

>>723369438
this shitty 9-gag meme unironically ruined lipless dinos for me forever. lips just look more natural as long as they aren't big nigger lips like most paleotroons depict.

>>723369235
>Uwe Boll
BASED

>>723351727
Same thing happened when it was revealed that Pluto didn't fit the definition of a planet and retards were outraged like if they were personally insulted even though they themselves probably couldn't define what the fuck a planet is

>>723369681
I think pretty much everyone agrees that they must've had some kind of bellowing

>>723336108 (OP)
How about turn the dinosaurs into kittens because dinos trigger me

>>723336108 (OP)
>>723338074
>>723342806
Evolution is just a theory.

There's nothing wrong with feathered dinosaurs as long as their design is cool.
Jurassic World 3 was a terrible movie, but the Pyroraptor was not that bad

>>723370042
it's called moving the goalposts

>>723336108 (OP)
We need more Therizinosauruses.

For dinosaur video games to return to the mainstream, it's not about the design of the dinosaurs.
Like Dino Crisis combined dinosaurs with Resident Evil, they need to adapt dinosaurs to some other fun gameplay.

>>723336108 (OP)
Give me one reason /v/ why this is a bad idea?

For some reason /v/ is always opposed to options and it makes no sense.

Raptors were covered in feathers, get over it.
Other dinosaurs weren't.

>>723370042
The definition of planet was changed to exclude Pluto. You are acting like definitions are free floating entities which are discovered rather than created arbitrarily.

>>723351727
This, same thing when they proved sex and gender are different things

>>723370248
>Pyroraptor
>don't starts fires
sigh...

My favorite thing is the scientists coming to a consensus that dinosaurs didnt have feathers but had a feathered common ancestor instead. Blows these reddit featherfag's assholes wide open

No one complained this much when Jurassic Park ruined the tail-dragging-stop-motion-animated-dinosaurs.

>>723372248
The actual sovl design

>>723372248
90s culture has not been allowed to die

>>723371594
where are all the fossilized dinosaur feathers, then?

>>723372248
because jp dinos look cool, feathered dinos look gay

Humans have a tailbone but no tail so good fucking luck ever proving what an animal really looked like from a bunch of stupid motherfucking bones you dumb pieces of shit. You can't learn anything from a skeleton. Ravens have the smallest brains there are but are way smarter than animals with brains 10x as large. The rules are all made up you just won't admit it. pathetic.

>>723336108 (OP)
Don't matter if the dinosaurs in video games have feathers or not because either way dinosaurs ain't real and all the science shit those proctolentogists say about them is mumbo jumbo anyway. You expect me to believe there were these big ass lizards all over the earth but then a rock came from outer space and killed them all? That don't make a lick of sense. What, did the rock bounce off one of them lizard's heads then hit another on the head and then another until it hit all of them all over the world and then they all died? We talkin bout a rock or a bouncy ball. Also good luck killin one of them big ol lizards with a rock cuz them bastards don't die easy. My cousin Skeeter found this gator by the lake once and he wasn't sure if it was dead or not cuz it weren't moving but he really wanted a pair of gator skin boots (now mind you Skeeter don't know the first thing about making boots but he figured if some kids in China can make shoes in a factory it can't be too hard since he's probably just as educated as they is) so he got a big ol rock and dropped it on its head an the sumbitch right near ripped his pecker off got half his left teste. Now if a rock can't kill no gator how you gonna go and tell me a rock is gonna kill some big ol lizards as big as a barn? Answer that you smart ass science guys

>>723368520
dinosaurs are prettty much doomed. there will basically never be a good dino game for the next 100 years i'll bet on that

>>723373006
This may be bait, but dinosaurs aren't real

>>723368520
be the change you want to see and make your perfect dino game

The feather toggle is the funniest thing I've ever heard of and now I want it for everything. I should be able to put feathers on and off of anything I want.

I have some ideas!
Dinosaurs Minecraft
Dinosaurs Hero Shooter
Dinosaurs Among Us
Kids will love these!!

>>723336657
There was one for the 360 called Jurassic the Hunted
It fucking sucked though. It was basically just your run of the mill late 2000s console shooter on par with every other mediocre console FPS from that generation. Fucking dialogue was terrible too, mainly because they were strictly aiming for a T rating so instead of profanity characters often use words from the NATO alphabet like "What the foxtrot is going on here!?"

>>723371223
No one can answer this

>>723371605
It was amended to exclude Pluto and the dozen of other objects we've discovered of relatively similar size that would also arguably be considered planets if Pluto was allowed to be one.

I really shouldn't be pissing money away on video games when I'm such a fucking loser, but I guess a deal's a deal.

>>723366578
Anomalocaris

>>723373594
>Gonggong
What happens there?

Feathered or not, every game seems to be following the Jurassic Park design so much.
Any other ideas?

>>723336108 (OP)
ngl im cool with either now, that one fan animation replacing the raptors sold me on feathered dinos

>>723373918
not scary at all. looks like shit.

>>723373956
wtach the full animation you muppet

>>723374018
you posted a still image

it is a lot like alien isolation actually

the button that lets me look behind me when I am running to see what is chasing me seems like a bad idea. maybe that was the point.

but I tried going online now and it looks like there's hardly enough players for a match

Yeah I really wanted to like this one but I guess it's just not happening