Thread 723337430

The Horde vs The Alliance

I don't get it.

>>723337430 (OP)
Left tastes good because it uses real ingredients
Right also tastes good because it was designed in a lab but also gives you cancer

>>723337430 (OP)
the fuck is that shit
These are pancakes.
Americans call them crepes because they are autistic.

Swedish pancakes mog

>>723337430 (OP)
left will taste better 1 million percent of the time

>starting your day with that shit
do americans eat anything other than grains and sugar?

No, this is a pancake.

>>723337678
how is this shit a cake this is a fucking tortilla

>her past
>her face

>>723337938
yes, fat.

>>723337678
That's even further from being a cake than normal pancakes are. That's a fancy tortilla.

>>723337678
>These are pancakes.
>Americans call them crepes because they are autistic.
I think you're the autistic one

>>723337430 (OP)
>Warcraft analogy

>>723338168
palatschinken

>>723338168
Google swedish pancakes

>>723337430 (OP)
left is absolute kino
you can literally see the flavor
right looks like manufactured garbage, zero soul and zero flavour

>>723338568
Genuine autistic post.

>>723337430 (OP)
>left: made with love with hand mixed batter, their imperfections are what makes them more appealing
>right: made for mass production with a blender or with pre-made store batter, they will never warm the soul

>>723338668
>made with love
cum pancakes?

American bros, tell me the truth, is this good or is just a fat people thing?

>>723337602
mmmmm gancer

>>723338824
I always thought pancakes tasted like shit as a kid and just poured the syrup over the bacon and eggs

>>723337678
slav identified

>>723337678
Truing

These indeed are the pancakes. Americans are really weird with their flat ones, and they get angry when u point it out to them lol

>>723338929
>pour sugar on eggs and bacon

>>723338824
I always wanted to try one of those big american pancake towers you see in the movies desu

>>723338824
Half the number of pancakes and lose the butter and you're probably alright.

>>723337430 (OP)
I want to stick my dick between those cakes...

>>723338824
it's syrup that's for fatties, it's liquid sugar

>>723338973
Sweet goes well with savory, what can I say?

>>723338824
It's very good, remember to use real maple syrup for the pancakes. It's definitely not something that most people would eat every day, it's kind of a traditional working man's breakfast and by working man I mean farm worker or something like that. Something that requires lots of calories to keep you going. Nowadays it's mostly a lazy Sunday sort of breakfast, when you don't have any real plans for the day and can afford to just lay down an hour or two after eating to have a nap.

>>723337430 (OP)
>>723337678
>>723337686
>>723337971
>>723338668
>>723338824
>>723339049
HATERS GET OUT OF HERE, THIS IS A WAFFLE BOARD

>>723338973
Bacon specifically is incredible with syrup, salty and smoky and sweet.

>>723337678
left is the same but smaller and thicker. No clue what right even is

>>723338824
why even put butter on top of it, it contains butter, it was fried in butter it shares a plate with bacon grease

>>723339136
>nap
Unrelated to the thread but at what age did you anons start taking naps again? I haven't had a nap since I was in kindergarten.

>>723337938
yes
go eat your fermented beans you sad weeb

We want the Americans.

>>723339280
>No clue what right even is
Its the japanese style, technically is the same shit but cooked in a mold. thats why is more rounded and equally burned

>>723339190
IT'S THE FOOD OF THE FUTURE

>>723338824
It's great, but you'll feel like a fat fuck afterward

Why do americans use syrup instead of whipped cream (not canned shit) and raspberry/strawberry jam on their panckes

>>723338824
Its the perfect breakfast imo but its was always a "reward for sitting through sunday church in the morning" type of thing in our house. If your lifestyle needs the calories itll keep you gling throughout the day otherwise it should just be a nice treat every couple of weeks. On that note remember to use REAL maple syrup (or honey) and dont drown them in butter

Pancakefags cannot fathom how shit their taste are.

>>723339317
Is it japanese because it's filled with air?

>>723338168
These are flat pancakes folded into a tube
literally made these yesterday: grated zucchini, flour, eggs, sugar, salt.

>>723339409
because real maple syrup tastes good

ENTER DULCE DE LECHE

>>723337678
>these sorts of pancakes drowned in lemon juice and sugar
absolute fucking peak

The fuck, both pictures are of yank p*ncakes.

Actual fucking pancakes AKA crepes clears.

Anyone else like using honey instead of syrup? I love honey.

>>723339497
No it doesnt it only taste good cause you were groomed by it same reason americans like hersheys vomit

>>723339667
Seething third worlder

>>723337430 (OP)
the first one has crusty bits and i enjoy that texture more

>>723339409
Because we have patches of maple trees larger than your entire said eurocuck country

>>723339461
you know you can add cinnamon and sugar to pancakes too, right?

>>723339712
Yeah but I mean Hershey's is pretty shit

>>723339506
Either that's some high quality chocolate/nut mix with little sugar or that is way to much Nutella dude.

I like to add a load of ground nuts in it, my goat.

>>723339747
yeah but the second one is thing: japan

>>723339750
But maple taste bad

Pancakes are a shit tier breakfast food.
If you for some reason you really want to eat a bunch of fried flour for breakfast, donuts and beignets are far superior and don't need syrup to be edible.

>>723339409
>whipped cream
melts in seconds
>jam
can't you use fruits that aren't drowned in sugar

>>723339667
you have never tried real maple syrup in your life if you genuinely put it on the same level as hersheys vomit chocolate

>>723339830
Its milk cooked in a low temperature with sugar a sub-product of condensed milk. you can make it by yourself by cooking a can in water

>>723339898
Wrong

>>723340027
I have
>>723339937
It doesnt melt

>>723339937
I mean, syrup is basically sucrose

>>723339898
Pancakes shitfuck on donuts and bengarbage. French Toast slaps Pancakes tho. Crepes fucking blow.

>>723339019
Just bake some pancakes then. It's cheap and easy.

>>723338824
>2 breakfasts 1 plate
mental illness

>>723337678
They're all pancakes you autistic shithead. That said, in our house we call the OP flapjacks (not to be confused with bri'ish flapjacks) and call the one you posted crepes.

>>723340040
Thanks, I didn't know that, going to give it a try next time we're making palačinkas.

>>723340148
Nah fresh Krispy Kreme donuts mog everything else

>>723337971
>about to post this picture
>duplicate file exists
ebin

>>723340163
That's a typical appetizer in Burgerland tho

>>723340242
>Krispy Meme

>>723338824
how can anyone eat all that?
I’m a 400lbs 6‘8“ monster and there’s no way I could finish the whole plate

>>723338929
how fat are you on a scale of camry to forklift?

>>723340242
>closest krispy kreme is like two towns over
>only local donut shops are the kind ran by immigrants that leave them sitting cold and stale all day and they taste like shit

Real maple syrup tastes like crap
Give me sugar syrup anyday

>>723339019
It's not hard, the batter is very simple. I know you have butter, I don't know what proper maple syrup availability is in your otherworld.

>>723339317
asians only care if the food looks good and cute
I tried to make some korean no baking cake and it was fucking awful

>>723337430 (OP)
imposter from US
Imposter from Nippon
>>723337678
the only correct specimen

>>723337678
TRVTH NVKE

>>723339049
how do you even make those fluffy puffy pancakes?

>>723337678
I love this sort of pancakes, but made salty with mushrooms and cheese

Peak EVROPEAN dish

>>723337430 (OP)
MAMA MIA I BURN-A THE PANCAKE

>>723340350
I could easily eat that many eggs and bacon but eating one pancake always makes me feel full instantly, don’t see the point in making a stack of them.

>>723337971
back in shool on pancake day, >>723337678
were limited to 2 per person while >>723337971
were unlimited, should say something about which's better

>>723338824
eggs look face tbqhwy

>>723338168
taquitos dont even look similar you retarded mutt

>>723340405
That’s the impression I get whenever I see videos of Jap novelty cafes and cake shops.
The presentation is kino but somehow still looks like it would be gross to actually eat.

>>723339308
29-30
I regularly get up from my home office desk and lay in bed for 20-30 minutes each day with a mouse wiggler turned on so the boss doesn't figure it out

>>723338824
biscuits and gravy are better

>>723340476
same

>>723337430 (OP)
Depend on which era
Vanilla/TBC = Alliance
Rest = Horde

>>723337678
Based LATAM

Those with minced meat and beans are the tits

>>723337678
Americans call those crepes because that's what they are. Sorry thirdworldbro, you'll never know the joy of true pancakes.

>>723340705
don’t use the b word it makes euros really mad

>>723337678
>panqueques
Dulce de leche o canelones, estos son rey.

>>723340395
If he's outside of North America, I imagine it's expensive. I don't think outside of Canada and Vermont even produce maple syrup. And Canada makes something like 90% of the world's supply.

>>723337430 (OP)
left, always

>>723340849
Imbecile, these pancakes appeared before the "Americans"

>>723340453
I once crashed at this German dude's place. He was married to a Russian-Peruvian chick, and I was super into her sister who also crashed there. He made these for us with cheese and mushrooms and all that shit, then served it with mimosas he made from blended mango juice. It was one of the most kino days of my life.

>>723338961
>mega Feraligatr

>>723340958
>Dulce de leche
I prefer Mexican cajeta. Some of those, hot off the griddle at your local cathedral's kermes/fete.

>>723340117
You have not

>>723340958
We call them "hot cakes," but pronounced in Spanish, so it sounds closer to "ja keks."

>>723340653
thats really just a cope from countries who couldn't create something beautiful if their life depended on it

>>723340453
I like giving them a mediterranean twist with some feta cheese, olives, greens and tzatsiki.
I wish there were mushrooms other than champignons in the stores here or that I had the knowledge to pick some mushrooms without becoming one of the 100-200 or so yearly cases of people that die to mushrooms like a dumbass.

>>723340705
>biscuits
sure
and gravy
yikes

>>723340242
>>723340386
>Unironic Krispy kreme enjoyers
Between this and the anti maple syrup autist the fuck even is this thread

I’ll forever be dreaming of growing up in a nice murican somewhat rich neighborhood, eating pancakes for fucking breakfast, attending high school and have the most kino time imaginable. Basically like in the movies.

>>723341185
Maybe.
I’ve seen Jap food that genuinely looked delicious and rice molded into Hello Kitty’s face isn’t among that.

>>723340760
Now tell me what kind of pancakes you prefer

>>723337971
Only real pancakes are square.

>>723340389
It is pretty watery but I prefer the taste of the real stuff. Have some blueberry sugar syrup I got in Maine and it's also very nice.

>>723341282
>being a burgerboo

>>723340389
Thanks for admiting that you are poor and brown kek

>>723340705
You eat cookies with gravy? wtf.

>>723340506
because pannukakku's are easy as shit to bake en masse while lätty's have to be cooked one at a time in a pan.

>>723339049
These always look disgusting to me
mmmm warm raw fucking dough, delicious.

>>723341576
they take like a minute to panfry, stop crying food court ladies

>>723337971
That's just a yorkshire pudding

I stopped eating all sugar and most carbs a few years ago and I feel genuinely sick/lethargic if I eat any kind of dessert or drink a soda.

>>723341459
I am middle class and white
I live in Canada and have ready access to it
Never once have I enjoyed it

>>723341716
I've been living like that for a couple months and now pizza destroys me. Or maybe it always did and I just was retarded and though that was normal.

>>723337678
Those are literally crepes

>>723341791
I think people are just sick all the time from what they eat but they get used to it.
In america, it's not uncommon for kids as young as 4 or 5 to drink soda, and even before that they're drinking """""fruit""""" """""juice""""" that has literally the exact same amount of additive sugar.

>>723337971
Torille

>>723341817
Crepês are french pancakes, retard.

>>723339049
what life mistakes made me end up finding pancakes arousing of all things

>>723339506
SE LLAMA MANJAR WN
JKSJKSJKJKSJKS

It is genuinely baffling that there are people who have never had pancakes. It's one of the easiest things to make. Do other countries not bother trying out other cuisine?

>>723340242
>last year they had a Grinch edition cream-filled donut
>best donut they have ever done
>they haven't released anything similar since then

Dunkin' is better anyway.

>>723341971
Anon you don’t need to meme on fruit juice when 100% fruit juice organic right from the plant you picked yourself is also a pure sugar bomb.

>>723341971
drink up

>>723341971
when I was in middle school I would get home from school and just shotgun one of these before grabbing another to sip and my parent's had zero problem with it.
My dad has not had a drop of liquid besides pepsi since his last colonoscopy
It's an absolute miracle I don't have diabetes at 32

>>723341275
cry about it dunkincuck

>>723342183
That's my point, why do they need to add 55 grams of sugar to a 12 oz can of apple juice?

>Americans think they know breakfast
This is brekkie, mate.

>>723341716
I started eating like shit in only the last few years and put on a decent amount of weight now I’m normal ameriburger fat so I’ve cut back. What I don’t understand is how people get to be truly obese fat fucks without just dying. I feel like I’d fucking die if I gained 20 more pounds let alone 50+ that the really fat people weigh

>>723342303
That's a whole loaf of breab

>>723342303
If someone handed this to me I would make them watch me eat all the hashbrowns and throw the rest in the fucking trash can.

>>723339049
Imagine filling them with your cream and having to deal with human skin pancake children 9 months later

>>723342303
what does black pudding taste like?

>>723342303
More like “breadfast” you fucking gooner

>>723342419
Anon no! You'll summon him!

>>723337678
Manjar or marmalade is the only correct way to eat Pancakes.

>>723342113
I bet these are the same people who have to google how to make sure if water is boiling.

>>723342303
Oh that's the black shit that anime girl was eating. Now it all makes sense.

>>723342035
Any man would find having their dick wrapped in soft, warm cakes arousing. It's normal

>>723342476
I have no idea who you're talking about

>>723338168
>This dude LITERALLY doesn't know what a pancake is

>>723342396
You feel like shit 24/7, you just get used to the feeling because food is a literal addiction.
Drug addicts don't stop doing drugs just because they feel sick when they're sober.

>>723342548
But I’m not even talking about feeling like shit id feel like I would just literally die how does one he fat and make it past like 30

>>723342464
fried copper

>>723340984
6 bucks a jug, and thats funnymoney so about 9USD for a pint of maple syrup

>>723338168
Americans are mexicans in disguise confirmed

>>723338824
>>723340350
>>723340163
>>723339026
as a woman, leaving food on your plate is the most unattractive thing ever
please keep eating

>>723342303
*vomits*

>>723340395
Candian maplesuryp is available everywhere. Sure it's expensive, but it's not like you eat it that often.

>>723342615
Luck/genetics can keep fat people alive and feeling OK well into their 50's. Depending on how fat you were you probably developed blood pressure/sugar issues. Maybe not full blown hypertension or diabetes, but enough to feel like shit.

>>723337430 (OP)
they taste the fucking same
this is why the internet ruined the world

>>723337678
No only are those not pancakes, crepes fucking suck ass in comparison to a real American pancake.

>>723340453
Just make them neutral. Don't add sugar. Fill them with sweet shit if you want them sweet. Fill them with whatever else if you want them salty. Shit's fucking perfect.

Waffles vs Pancakes

>>723340703
>Greatgrampa/grampa would tie a mule to the milling stone and go sleep in the hay to skip work
>Dad would delegate his minal work to new hires so he could read his sport magazines during company hours
>I use AI and .bat files to pretend I'm working so I can shitpost during company hours
>Younger nephew already learned how to tell his friends to do his work for him while he fools around

>>723341758
>im white but i have the taste of a popr brown
Not sure thats much better leaf....

>>723342303
Looks good but it's a bit much, innit?

>>723342918
>crepes suck
ok lardass, enjoy your corn syrup bullshit.

>>723342981
If I was a poor brown I would put hot sauce on everything and act like it makes me cultured

>>723337430 (OP)
they're both too brown. just like the real wow audience.

>>723343105
I thought WoW was mostly trans

>>723338961
Euros/thirdies are really weird with their fixation on burgers, and they get angry when you point it out to them lol.

>>723337678
this is what i picture a flapjack looking like

>>723342303
>sausage in a breakfast
boy the last thing I want to eat when I wake up is the greasiest food on eart, could handle the blood sausage though but I preffer it raw.

>>723342260
i wouldnt touch a chain store donut with a 20ft pole you lardass

>>723342303
thats just a full english with extra steps, mate

>>723343093
Kek funny because thats what white guys with no personality do lmao

>>723343313
what’s the matter sissy? afraid you might taste something?

>>723343093
I had a coworker that legit though Frank's Red Hot was a personality, he made us watch him douse his lunch in it every single day no matter what he was eating. I swear to god I watched him put it in chicken noodle soup. He made it a point to bring it up any time we talked about ANY kind of food.
Now I just assume all hotsauce fags are like that.

>>723343202
Your post makes no sense.

>>723343407
>made by brown shitmittens
Yeah, don't want bangladeshi poopdonuts thanks

>>723338824
2 too many pancakes but other than that, great start to the day

ok fags since this is the food thread, what do you guys use to fry food? I refuse to eat seed oils(unless im out with friends cause im not going to be an annoying cunt about it with company). I hear peanut oil is good for frying, and i know traditionally lard and tallow are used but their pretty expensive. Any other alternatives