>>723343812 >*whistles for magic horse* >*autoruns on road to quest marker* >*toucan sam vision activates* >"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be" >"Come on, Roach" >*follows nose* >*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear* >"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM" >"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half* >"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this" >"Come on, Roach" >*autoruns on road back to village* >"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?" >"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper* >"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN" >"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >10 crowns received
>>723354672
I would never fuck a horse because I ain't into that shit but I have to laugh at the idea of people thinking fucking a horse is cruel or something. Like... the fuck you think you could do to hurt a half-ton beast with your human dick? And if you piss it off you're in for a skull-caving when it kicks you. Horsefuckers got some serious balls.
>>723358557
motherfucker is going to ruin a perfectly good mare in heat that should be impregnated by the stud and push out another foal for the owner to sell, but NOOOOOOOOO, I can't get human pussy, so it's off to molesting horses
this is bad for local businesses, anon
>>723359342
most places used to tie and whip the shit out of the poor horses to domesticate them, not rape them
I'm glad the doma india is more popular nowadays
>>723359221 >something that can't wipe it's own ass >He doesn't know
There's a reason that industrial self cleaning nozzles for viscous liquids are modeled after the function of a horse's anus
>>723359658
yeah, I remember the >the horse's anus is a miracle of natural engineering
greentext, it still gets crusty and nasty, you can literally see on the webm posted in this thread
>>723361592
I would just pick a horse pal, put name in search in LL and see which mods has it. Its been months so I dont know if there any new one or the old up being updated.
>>723361592
Yep.
Although apparently they were getting attacked/spammed so the devs talked with the Lovers Labs guys and asked to hide their mod.
I think you can get it on their doscord?
>>723355670 >>723358557
Not that I should take what is said here seriously but some horsefucker claims you can mindbreak mares like your H-doujins, like it will get excited whenever it sees it favorite person
>>723366558
It's an unspoken worldwide phenomena there are literally cave drawings depicting it, you have your myths like Zeus fucking women in animal forms and probably where the half man half monster myths also started apperaing like the minotaurs, centaurs, mermaids etc. there are statues in some indian temple showcasing it you might not realize it but it was probably more common back then till religion and societal norms started changing viewpoints
