Thread 723488484

wokemon

>>723488484 (OP)
Just admit you're a bigot chud.

OH NO NO NO TENDIE SISTERS???? OUR RESPONSE???

>>723488484 (OP)
This has been part of the game since gen 1 dude

>>723488484 (OP)
>people in-universe can't tell whether this solid metal sphere is male or female? WOKESLOP
why are /v/ niggas like this

>>723488545
There were no genders in gen 1.

>>723488606
After i'll stck my dick inside him\her i am gonna be certain.

>>723488545
>>723488606
No, those were pokemon with *no* gender. Here they suddenly start talking about unknown genderS, plural.

>>723488484 (OP)
>unknown gender

>>723488484 (OP)
That's poor localization on TPCi's part that coincidentally (or intentionally) lines up with le woke, just like how the disability bathroom in SV DLC is TECHNICALLY correct when you describe it as "it's a bathroom anyone can use!", but that's just making it sound le woke instead of being truthful that disabled people exist in Pokemon, which should be seen as ableist to these twats.
The original JP line regarding Pokemon genders is
>ポケモンにはオスとメス そして性別不明がいます\c\nポケモンによってはメスとオスで姿が違っていたりするんですよ
Which describes the unlabeled variety as "genderless" in some instances of translation, an accurate assessment given their interactions with breeding (requires Ditto to produce eggs) and the move Attract (fails if used on, fails if used by).

>unknown genders
>not genderless
>tfw the woketards trannylators don't even understand their own cult

>>723489261
Disregard the \c\n bit there, that was from some cleanup I missed.
My source for that JP text is the PLZA text dump, for those curious on if I'm pulling this out of my ass or not. All I had to do was find the line in OP's image, cross reference the pointer, and then get the original JP excerpt.
https://github.com/CPokemon/plza-text/tree/3f149c41285b9fb290ab0b303d578545f569b663

>>723489187
It has always been unknown gender though?

I just fuck Dittos like a normal person

>>723488484 (OP)
they have tranny pokemon now? jfc

>>723489227
One of those has got to be a penits.

>unknown gender
IM FED UP WITH THIS WORLD

>>723489570
>>unknown genderS, plural.

>>723488484 (OP)
go woke go bro- ACK *sells insane amounts*

>>723488484 (OP)
I would fuck all of three of them, no problem.

>>723488484 (OP)
>unknown genders
There's never been a better time to rebuild the ultimate weapon and render Kalos a uninhabitable lifeless wasteland.

is this thread full of people who've never played pokemon or something? It literally has always been "unknown gender" for the pokemon that aren't male or female
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gender_unknown

>>723488798
Those aren't male and female of the same pokemon. Else they would be in the same pokedex slot like other ones with sexual dimorphism.

>>723490858
>Page created in 2008
You weren't even alive when pokemon was new.

>>723488484 (OP)
And OP is a faggotmon!

>>723488798
>>723490862
>when sexual dimorphism somehow results in entirely different species
nidoqueen is bimbomaxxing

>>723491003
if you weren't born after that page was made you'd know that pokemon stadium 2 refers to pokemon as gender unknown already

>>723488484 (OP)
But the epstein defender party told me woke was over

>>723488484 (OP)
ever since pokemon breeding was introduced there were genderless pokemon

>>723488606
>Can't tell what gender this featureless fucking metal sphere is
>Capable of breeding regardless
The Pokemon world is full of mysteries.

>>723490858
>is this thread full of people who've never played pokemon or something
It's a Pokemon thread on /v/, of course it is

>>723490862
explain why a nidoran (f) can produce eggs containing nidoran(m) if they aren't the same species
remember in pokemon the baby is always the mother's species

>>723490858
No one in this thread even likes Pokemon. It's purely anti-woke ragers who saw an opportunity to jump in and go "FUCKING WOKEMON >:(" and refuse to meaningfully engage beyond expressing their generalized outrage at the opposite side.
I outright proved this line was shit localization earlier in the thread, but no one in this thread gives a damn because it goes against the narrative they've already decided is absolute truth (Pokemon is infected by DEI Larry Find BlackRock woke mind virus) and will refuse to even acknowledge anything that proves otherwise.

>>723491630
because gen1 was made before they had genders into the game and if they errata'd gen1 into having nidoran M and F as the same species the game would no longer have the iconic 151 number of poges

>>723491408
the trooning children party told me that they were going to win the election

>>723491715
Also, Pokemon researchers and humans in general were canonically dumb as fuck. Not a single person thought to actually treat their mons with love, care and respect until Red became Champion, which is how Crobat, Blissey, Umbreon and Espeon were discovered, and not even Professor Oak, the leading authority on Pokemon research, thought to conduct field work at night, so species like Houndour and Murkrow, who WERE living in Kanto this entire time, went unrecognized until sometime after Red became Champion.

>>723491408
In control of the government in 2020-2024. Not for even a second did Epstein matter.

Why do you care now, but not back then?

>>723488484 (OP)
If gender is a human social construct then how can animals have gender

>>723491921
tbf it somewhat makes sense in gen1 since the original lore was that pokemon were literally just discovered and you were a pioneer going out there and finding the 151 of them
of course it makes no sense again when you think that they were just discovered but they're literally littering the world and society already begun to warp around them though lmao

>>723492014
>drops mic
>gets shot in neck

This actually seems less "woke" and more in line with how the series always was.

>>723492068
>just discovered
Only from the fractured western lens, which had a lot less context to go off of.
The Japanese Zukan, a book that was a huge piece of OG era worldbuilding, shows that Pokemon have pretty much always existed, but it wasn't until the 18th century that they were truly recognized as real creatures who are separate from average animals.
It's a super interesting deep dive overall if you can find the resources for it, and the franchise still respects some aspects of it to this very day, like how Nidorina and Nidoqueen were said to lose their fertility upon evolution in the Zukan, thus they're considered to be part of the "No Eggs" group in the games.

>>723491003
>A wiki page made 17 years ago is too recent to be trusted
Wikipedia itself wasn't even created until 2001. It's not like bulbapedia could possibly exist when Pokemon was still new. That's literally impossible.

>>723488529
every other culture is allowed to be, why not me

>>723490339
>Huge explosion tumbles the houses over
>Absolutely zero damage taken and just cleanly ripped off from the floor
To be fair they were already a multi dollar company back in the 3ds era, so it's no wonder the new games look worse than indie games made by three people teams.

>>723492014
since pokemon were able to consent

>>723489261
>>723491664
My Chud-Sense™ intuited the trannylator claw marks at the same time as you posted your proof. Always nice to be vindicated.

>>723489261
if we're gonna go full autist 性別不明 means unknown sex, in japanese they typically use ジェンダー as a loanword when talking about these newfangled anglo imported subjects

but it's a dumb and confusing distinction to begin with in the english language, and often the english speaker doesn't distinguish between the two terms so who gives a shit, you aren't going to find junk on a living glyph

>>723490858

It's been "genderless" for years.

>>723492405
that's all pretty interesting anon, thanks for the insight

>>723492789
in your head maybe

>>723488484 (OP)
Very different from us, humans, who only have 2

>>723488484 (OP)
Yet both "males" and females pokemon lust for human cock, curious.

>>723488484 (OP)
Americans ruin another franchise

>>723492942
If you ever reach middle school, they might teach you about hermaphrodites kiddo

>>723493019
why is dialogue in pokemon porn always so cringy

>>723490858
Of course. Go look at the other Pokemon threads on /v/. There's people asking shit like this in each thread repeatedly:
>>723482291
indicating they have zero clue that the new game is a sequel to Legends Arceus rather than the main line games. There's tons of posts with anons unknowingly outing themselves as having never played or even looked at a Pokemon game since gen 3, and then acting as if Pokemon is suddenly ruined or doomed because of something. /v/ is one of the busiest boards on 4chan, and is thusly full of third-worlder ESLs, casual sports/phone "gamers", and people who don't even play games and just treat this board like a worksafe /b/ or /pol/ board. If you want to actually discuss Pokemon, go on /vp/.

WOKEMON!
GOTTA WOKE THEM ALL
IT'S YOU AND ME
YOU KNOW IT'S MY WOKESTINY
WOKEMON!
OHHH YOU'RE MY WOKE FRIEND
IMMIGRANTS WE MUST DEFEND

>>723493036
>sent from my iphone while deepthroating a transbian

>>723492727
>you aren't going to find junk on a living glyph
have you tried?

>>723494163
clearly anon hasn't, i've seen enough porn of unown to know otherwise

>>723494163
I mean... You wouldn't, right?

>>723494520
make them spell "BOOBS" and see what happens