Thread 723545843

THEY POOP NOW :D WOAW

shamelessly ripping off Digimon once again, I see

>>723545843 (OP)
Amazing news for /trash/ savants.

There was literally a quest in the previous games about picking up pokemon poop in a mall

Not actually news. You buy mulch in Diamond and Pearl to fertilize berry plants.

>>723545843 (OP)
NO NO NO NO NO

>>723545843 (OP)
the anime had fossilized pokemon shit in the first seasons already

they're living creatures. why wouldn't they poop?

>>723545843 (OP)
This has always been a thing, retard.

>>723545843 (OP)
why did lowcalizers have to censor pikachu pooping?

Japs are obsessed with pool and buttholes. They think they are cute. Westerners think poop is gross and smelly and buttholes are gross too.

>>723546867
Yes but the games didn't have this revolutionary technology

>>723545843 (OP)
that was pretty obvious from the fact that they eat food

>>723545843 (OP)
I can't masturbate to this

>>723545843 (OP)
i haven't poop in a week

>>723548191
I can, and will.

>>723548191
I've been masturbating to cute Pokemon taking dumps for longer than you've been alive.

>humans married pokemon in the past
>pokemon canonically poop
Holy shit, JustinRPG can't stop winning

I feel like canon pokemon pedophilia was a much bigger deal

>>723548201
Really?

>>723545843 (OP)
>now
The games have alluded to Pokemon pooping for nearly 20 years now

>>723548201
you should go to a doctor

>>723545843 (OP)
>shamelessly stealing core Digimon mechanics

I hope Bandai sues them for having monsters that poop

>>723549072
just uninstall the poop, i thought digimon were code - kami

>>723548932
the difference between western europe and places like poland and norway makes no sense to me.
they arent THAT different. and then you get to russia and people start shitting again?

difference between spain and portugal THAT huge? two shits in estonia per week? who is meant to believe this?

>>723548932
>the average italian shits 8 times a day
lmao

>>723548932
if that's on average, no wonder europeans have to pay to use the bathroom
jfc India must be nightmare. must be pushing into triple digits

Golem used mudslap!

>>723545843 (OP)
THEY POOP NOW?

Several dex entries mention poop though.
Guzzlord:
>A dangerous Ultra Beast, it appears to be eating constantly, but for some reason its droppings have never been found.
Turtonator:
>It gushes fire and poisonous gases from its nostrils. Its dung is an explosive substance and can be put to various uses.
Darumakka:
>Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.
Galarian Weezing:
>This Pokémon consumes particles that contaminate the air. Instead of leaving droppings, it expels clean air.
Diglett:
>Many farmers cherish and nurture Diglett because its droppings enrich the soil it lives in.

>>723549174
probably what happens when 90% of your diet involves tomato

>>723549409
weren;t tomatoes discovered in the americas? what did they eat before that

>>723545878
fpbp

>>723549174
coffee does that to you when you're drinking it after every meal and smoke break

>>723547428
Pokemon fans don't play the games they only buy them.

>>723548932
real one was kind of boring

>>723548932
I paid for my toilet and I will use my toilet

why don't they just shrink their poop, dumb shit

>>723548932
>>723549748
You know, I should know better now at this point.
but I am retarded

Poop is funny.

>>723549748
yeah. i prefer the joke one imo. but, that's just me.

>>723549748
Irishbros.......

>>723548932
What? I shit once a day and that's plenty, who the fuck needs to go 3+ times in a single day without having some sort of illness?

>>723549478
cigarettes

>>723548932
....? Do they just never shit

>>723550236
healthy people poop more than once a day

>>723550236
I would've expected more from the coffee drinker countries.

>>723550297
Probably evens out at 17. Then you're left with one shit in the morning, one in the afternoon, and then a couple extra at the weekends as a treat.

>>723549147
while that's fake, if you go on keto you'll kind of stop shitting. you'll go once every 3 days and it'll be a small poop because your body won't have as much excess it needs to expel. so diet plays a very large factor in how much you shit(portion size too, you'll eat less on keto).

>>723545843 (OP)
No source URL as always.

>>723550348
no they don't, wtf are you talking about
you have constant diarrhea and a shit diet
if you're american, stop consuming corn syrup

>>723550357
but what do you have to eat to only shit 2 times a week

>>723545843 (OP)
>Caught Arceus
>It refuses to go back in the ball
>It's shitting all over my couch as it sits and watches TV
>Any attempt of removing it would result in death

>>723545843 (OP)
poojeetmon

>>723550456
well, "a Guinness is a meal in a glass"...

>>723545843 (OP)
pokerman is SAVED

>>723548932
>Shittily

>>723549147
It's a measurement of how much of the population is from the Indian subcontinent

Gardevoir taking a massive dump on my chest.

>>723549478
wheat and barley
corn and tomatoes revolutionized Italian cuisine

>>723549748
>Ireland has no history
Someone tell the Irish-Americans cause they won't shut up about it

>>723551006
>If Arceus needs to poop and pee at the same time, he always pees first.
there truly is no one else in the universe who writes like justin

>>723548932
they're not called Shitaliens for nothing

>>723545843 (OP)
Pooping implies they eat. What do pokemane eats?!

>>723548932
babe wake up, new whiteness map just dropped

>>723545843 (OP)
that was the one thing keeping digimon hotter

>>723545843 (OP)
this isn't news

>>723545843 (OP)
>japanese pokemon lore is full of rape and gore
>now scat too
Based based based based.

>>723552314
berries?

>>723545878
John Digimon should file some poop mechanic patents

>>723551884
Ireland has the most important Stone Age archeological site in the world, Brú na Bóinne

>>723557052
no written records = pre-history, not history

>>723545843 (OP)
Poop is part of japanese humor, no surprises there.

>>723547428
that's kind of hot

>>723549912
You seriously thought there are people who take a shit 55 times a week?

>>723548932
https://youtu.be/eMHqy54hM1s

>>723550456
The dude who fasted for 360 days straight probably never took a shit all year

>>723548932
Fucking hell you have me giggling like a retard

>>723545990
could be cum

>>723555283
And what else?

>>723559501
magikarp
human semen

>>723559501
Ok but have you ever had berries and cream?
It’s fucking delicious

>>723548932
Macedonian master colon only surpassed by Kosovo-clan who evaporate feces through their skin

>>723550236
Every day I poo 20-25 times a day on a regular American diet

>>723545843 (OP)
All those farting Pokegirl pictures are canon now

>>723545878
/thread

I have pogaymon fatigue.

>>723559627
>>723559501
https://youtu.be/6PuXaLn7BSg

>>723561017
A sign of poor health, go fetch some water and take a walk to the park, fatass.

canon btw

>>723547018
Pokemon's status as living creatures used to be in question. We used to think they were more like data, considering how they're stored in computers and learn moves from CDs. They aren't even confirmed to lay eggs.

also canon

>>723562552
from the thumbnail, I thought the pokeballs were a dessert, and internally screamed
>MY FETISH
I am disappoint

>>723545878
Came here to post this.

>>723558758
yeah that's the point, to keep warm

all we need now is some peepee

>>723545843 (OP)
Finally, my fetish is canon. Which Pokémon tastes the best?
Hardmode: no food-looking pokemon like the ice cream cone bitch.

>>723548932
>medkeks be like: letme eat as much carbs as possible and chug coffee so I can have diarrhea.
Lmfao

They poop now?? So fans had dirty dicks all this tiiime??

>>723545843 (OP)
Scatchads, we just cant stop winning!

>>723563731
Kill yourself. Just do it.

>>723545843 (OP)
Oh ho here's comes the Mud Bomb

>>723545843 (OP)
>scat fetish
:)
>folklore of Pokemon having consensual sex with characters of legal age within the setting
:(
who the fuck is the target audience for Pokemon these days because it doesn't seem to be aimed at children or sane people anymore

>>723550348
>>723550236
Healthy people can poop like 1-3 times a day without it being a concern, especially if they eat a high soluble and insoluble fiber diet. If you ever have regular pain pooping, it means you need to poop more often, and you can accomplish that easily with a couple prunes in the morning, or half a cup of prune juice. Measuring cup, not drink cup. Don't buy into the metamucil and supplement bullshit, prunes work better and don't induce diarrhea randomly when taken regularly.
t. painful pooper before daily prunes

>>723549375
Glad someone mentioned Turtonator's explosive shits.
>Eating sulfur in its volcanic habitat is what causes explosive compounds to develop in its shell. Its droppings are also dangerously explosive.

>>723563448
OH!
MY GOD

>>723559501
There goes my hero, watch him as he burns.

>>723563889
Please respond.

>>723564378
For me, it's gonna have to be a :) :), bonus points for combining them.

>official writers literally wrote pokemon porn
>LE OMG LE POKÉMON LE HAS LE SHITS LE NOW

imagine being the professor that studies pokemon poop

>>723548932
i poop one big log every morning after drinking 2 full glasses of water, around 6am every single morning.

can't imagine pooping twice in a day, that never happens to me.

>>723545843 (OP)
Is this a demand for more pokemon YTPs?

So... pokemon poopie rapie now, but what about... gun?

>>723547428
>so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm
Pokejeets lmfao

>>723545843 (OP)
Gen 10 takes place in india confirmed!

I keep coming back to 4chan and /v/ in particular because it's almost like an anthropology experiment. Like the lowest forms of humanity all seem to make an appearance in this site. Like Jane Goodall and Gorillas in the Myst.

>>723565847
>but what about... gun?
There are multiple Pokemon with guns.

Pokemon fans are mentally ill

>>723549147
>they arent THAT different
Look at the amount of indians

>>723549375
Do you expect game journalists to have actually played the games they run clickbait for?

>>723545843 (OP)
Does Vaporeon poop?
What about Lopunny? And Gardevoir?

>>723565986
>>723566390
>>723566473
They should really squat to ensure that the poop doesn't drag on their body as it exits.