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Anonymous No.723545843 [Report] >>723545924 >>723546061 >>723546867 >>723547428 >>723547475 >>723548135 >>723548191 >>723548201 >>723548989 >>723549072 >>723549364 >>723550407 >>723550480 >>723550527 >>723550554 >>723552314 >>723552731 >>723555150 >>723555250 >>723558739 >>723560801 >>723563889 >>723564287 >>723564353 >>723564378 >>723565712 >>723566790 >>723567583
THEY POOP NOW :D WOAW
Anonymous No.723545878 [Report] >>723549506 >>723555439 >>723560864 >>723563143
shamelessly ripping off Digimon once again, I see
Anonymous No.723545924 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
Amazing news for /trash/ savants.
Anonymous No.723545935 [Report]
There was literally a quest in the previous games about picking up pokemon poop in a mall
Anonymous No.723545990 [Report] >>723559360
Not actually news. You buy mulch in Diamond and Pearl to fertilize berry plants.
Anonymous No.723546061 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous No.723546867 [Report] >>723547916
>>723545843 (OP)
the anime had fossilized pokemon shit in the first seasons already
Anonymous No.723547018 [Report] >>723562753
they're living creatures. why wouldn't they poop?
Anonymous No.723547428 [Report] >>723549614 >>723558758 >>723566629
>>723545843 (OP)
This has always been a thing, retard.
Anonymous No.723547475 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
why did lowcalizers have to censor pikachu pooping?
Anonymous No.723547670 [Report]
Japs are obsessed with pool and buttholes. They think they are cute. Westerners think poop is gross and smelly and buttholes are gross too.
Anonymous No.723547916 [Report]
>>723546867
Yes but the games didn't have this revolutionary technology
Anonymous No.723548135 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
that was pretty obvious from the fact that they eat food
Anonymous No.723548191 [Report] >>723548360 >>723548423
>>723545843 (OP)
I can't masturbate to this
Anonymous No.723548201 [Report] >>723548932 >>723549058
>>723545843 (OP)
i haven't poop in a week
Anonymous No.723548360 [Report]
>>723548191
I can, and will.
Anonymous No.723548423 [Report]
>>723548191
I've been masturbating to cute Pokemon taking dumps for longer than you've been alive.
Anonymous No.723548708 [Report]
>humans married pokemon in the past
>pokemon canonically poop
Holy shit, JustinRPG can't stop winning
Anonymous No.723548774 [Report]
I feel like canon pokemon pedophilia was a much bigger deal
Anonymous No.723548932 [Report] >>723549147 >>723549174 >>723549324 >>723549748 >>723549765 >>723549912 >>723550236 >>723550297 >>723550719 >>723552201 >>723552637 >>723558921 >>723559118 >>723559758 >>723564169 >>723565380
>>723548201
Really?
Anonymous No.723548989 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
>now
The games have alluded to Pokemon pooping for nearly 20 years now
Anonymous No.723549058 [Report]
>>723548201
you should go to a doctor
Anonymous No.723549072 [Report] >>723549143
>>723545843 (OP)
>shamelessly stealing core Digimon mechanics
Anonymous No.723549109 [Report]
I hope Bandai sues them for having monsters that poop
Anonymous No.723549143 [Report]
>>723549072
just uninstall the poop, i thought digimon were code - kami
Anonymous No.723549147 [Report] >>723550397 >>723550995 >>723567404
>>723548932
the difference between western europe and places like poland and norway makes no sense to me.
they arent THAT different. and then you get to russia and people start shitting again?

difference between spain and portugal THAT huge? two shits in estonia per week? who is meant to believe this?
Anonymous No.723549174 [Report] >>723549409 >>723549598
>>723548932
>the average italian shits 8 times a day
lmao
Anonymous No.723549324 [Report]
>>723548932
if that's on average, no wonder europeans have to pay to use the bathroom
jfc India must be nightmare. must be pushing into triple digits
Anonymous No.723549336 [Report]
Golem used mudslap!
Anonymous No.723549364 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
THEY POOP NOW?
Anonymous No.723549375 [Report] >>723564698 >>723567478
Several dex entries mention poop though.
Guzzlord:
>A dangerous Ultra Beast, it appears to be eating constantly, but for some reason its droppings have never been found.
Turtonator:
>It gushes fire and poisonous gases from its nostrils. Its dung is an explosive substance and can be put to various uses.
Darumakka:
>Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.
Galarian Weezing:
>This Pokémon consumes particles that contaminate the air. Instead of leaving droppings, it expels clean air.
Diglett:
>Many farmers cherish and nurture Diglett because its droppings enrich the soil it lives in.
Anonymous No.723549409 [Report] >>723549478
>>723549174
probably what happens when 90% of your diet involves tomato
Anonymous No.723549478 [Report] >>723550291 >>723551831
>>723549409
weren;t tomatoes discovered in the americas? what did they eat before that
Anonymous No.723549506 [Report]
>>723545878
fpbp
Anonymous No.723549598 [Report]
>>723549174
coffee does that to you when you're drinking it after every meal and smoke break
Anonymous No.723549614 [Report]
>>723547428
Pokemon fans don't play the games they only buy them.
Anonymous No.723549748 [Report] >>723549912 >>723549964 >>723550027 >>723551884
>>723548932
real one was kind of boring
Anonymous No.723549765 [Report]
>>723548932
I paid for my toilet and I will use my toilet
Anonymous No.723549781 [Report]
why don't they just shrink their poop, dumb shit
Anonymous No.723549792 [Report]
>Poop for me Wailord, poop all over your master! Yummy!
Anonymous No.723549912 [Report] >>723558842
>>723548932
>>723549748
You know, I should know better now at this point.
but I am retarded
Anonymous No.723549943 [Report]
Poop is funny.
Anonymous No.723549964 [Report]
>>723549748
yeah. i prefer the joke one imo. but, that's just me.
Anonymous No.723550027 [Report]
>>723549748
Irishbros.......
Anonymous No.723550236 [Report] >>723550348 >>723550350 >>723560352 >>723564589
>>723548932
What? I shit once a day and that's plenty, who the fuck needs to go 3+ times in a single day without having some sort of illness?
Anonymous No.723550291 [Report]
>>723549478
cigarettes
Anonymous No.723550297 [Report] >>723550357
>>723548932
....? Do they just never shit
Anonymous No.723550348 [Report] >>723550452 >>723564589
>>723550236
healthy people poop more than once a day
Anonymous No.723550350 [Report]
>>723550236
I would've expected more from the coffee drinker countries.
Anonymous No.723550357 [Report] >>723550456
>>723550297
Probably evens out at 17. Then you're left with one shit in the morning, one in the afternoon, and then a couple extra at the weekends as a treat.
Anonymous No.723550397 [Report]
>>723549147
while that's fake, if you go on keto you'll kind of stop shitting. you'll go once every 3 days and it'll be a small poop because your body won't have as much excess it needs to expel. so diet plays a very large factor in how much you shit(portion size too, you'll eat less on keto).
Anonymous No.723550407 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
No source URL as always.
Anonymous No.723550452 [Report]
>>723550348
no they don't, wtf are you talking about
you have constant diarrhea and a shit diet
if you're american, stop consuming corn syrup
Anonymous No.723550456 [Report] >>723550550 >>723558937
>>723550357
but what do you have to eat to only shit 2 times a week
Anonymous No.723550480 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
>Caught Arceus
>It refuses to go back in the ball
>It's shitting all over my couch as it sits and watches TV
>Any attempt of removing it would result in death
Anonymous No.723550527 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
poojeetmon
Anonymous No.723550550 [Report]
>>723550456
well, "a Guinness is a meal in a glass"...
Anonymous No.723550554 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
pokerman is SAVED
Anonymous No.723550719 [Report]
>>723548932
>Shittily
Anonymous No.723550995 [Report]
>>723549147
It's a measurement of how much of the population is from the Indian subcontinent
Anonymous No.723551006 [Report] >>723551919
Anonymous No.723551059 [Report]
Gardevoir taking a massive dump on my chest.
Anonymous No.723551831 [Report]
>>723549478
wheat and barley
corn and tomatoes revolutionized Italian cuisine
Anonymous No.723551884 [Report] >>723557052
>>723549748
>Ireland has no history
Someone tell the Irish-Americans cause they won't shut up about it
Anonymous No.723551919 [Report]
>>723551006
>If Arceus needs to poop and pee at the same time, he always pees first.
there truly is no one else in the universe who writes like justin
Anonymous No.723552201 [Report]
>>723548932
they're not called Shitaliens for nothing
Anonymous No.723552314 [Report] >>723555283
>>723545843 (OP)
Pooping implies they eat. What do pokemane eats?!
Anonymous No.723552637 [Report]
>>723548932
babe wake up, new whiteness map just dropped
Anonymous No.723552731 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
that was the one thing keeping digimon hotter
Anonymous No.723555150 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
this isn't news
Anonymous No.723555250 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
>japanese pokemon lore is full of rape and gore
>now scat too
Based based based based.
Anonymous No.723555283 [Report] >>723559501
>>723552314
berries?
Anonymous No.723555439 [Report]
>>723545878
John Digimon should file some poop mechanic patents
Anonymous No.723557052 [Report] >>723558480
>>723551884
Ireland has the most important Stone Age archeological site in the world, Brú na Bóinne
Anonymous No.723558480 [Report]
>>723557052
no written records = pre-history, not history
Anonymous No.723558739 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
Poop is part of japanese humor, no surprises there.
Anonymous No.723558758 [Report] >>723563448
>>723547428
that's kind of hot
Anonymous No.723558842 [Report]
>>723549912
You seriously thought there are people who take a shit 55 times a week?
Anonymous No.723558921 [Report]
>>723548932
https://youtu.be/eMHqy54hM1s
Anonymous No.723558937 [Report]
>>723550456
The dude who fasted for 360 days straight probably never took a shit all year
Anonymous No.723559118 [Report]
>>723548932
Fucking hell you have me giggling like a retard
Anonymous No.723559360 [Report]
>>723545990
could be cum
Anonymous No.723559501 [Report] >>723559583 >>723559627 >>723561874 >>723564919
>>723555283
And what else?
Anonymous No.723559583 [Report]
>>723559501
magikarp
human semen
Anonymous No.723559627 [Report] >>723561874
>>723559501
Ok but have you ever had berries and cream?
It’s fucking delicious
Anonymous No.723559758 [Report]
>>723548932
Macedonian master colon only surpassed by Kosovo-clan who evaporate feces through their skin
Anonymous No.723560352 [Report]
>>723550236
Every day I poo 20-25 times a day on a regular American diet
Anonymous No.723560801 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
All those farting Pokegirl pictures are canon now
Anonymous No.723560864 [Report]
>>723545878
/thread
Anonymous No.723561017 [Report] >>723562236
I have pogaymon fatigue.
Anonymous No.723561874 [Report]
>>723559627
>>723559501
https://youtu.be/6PuXaLn7BSg
Anonymous No.723562236 [Report]
>>723561017
A sign of poor health, go fetch some water and take a walk to the park, fatass.
Anonymous No.723562552 [Report] >>723563094
canon btw
Anonymous No.723562753 [Report]
>>723547018
Pokemon's status as living creatures used to be in question. We used to think they were more like data, considering how they're stored in computers and learn moves from CDs. They aren't even confirmed to lay eggs.
Anonymous No.723562901 [Report]
also canon
Anonymous No.723563094 [Report]
>>723562552
from the thumbnail, I thought the pokeballs were a dessert, and internally screamed
>MY FETISH
I am disappoint
Anonymous No.723563124 [Report]
Anonymous No.723563143 [Report]
>>723545878
Came here to post this.
Anonymous No.723563448 [Report] >>723564843
>>723558758
yeah that's the point, to keep warm
Anonymous No.723563731 [Report] >>723564304
all we need now is some peepee
Anonymous No.723563889 [Report] >>723565095
>>723545843 (OP)
Finally, my fetish is canon. Which Pokémon tastes the best?
Hardmode: no food-looking pokemon like the ice cream cone bitch.
Anonymous No.723564169 [Report]
>>723548932
>medkeks be like: letme eat as much carbs as possible and chug coffee so I can have diarrhea.
Lmfao
Anonymous No.723564238 [Report]
They poop now?? So fans had dirty dicks all this tiiime??
Anonymous No.723564287 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
Scatchads, we just cant stop winning!
Anonymous No.723564304 [Report]
>>723563731
Kill yourself. Just do it.
Anonymous No.723564353 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
Oh ho here's comes the Mud Bomb
Anonymous No.723564378 [Report] >>723565158
>>723545843 (OP)
>scat fetish
:)
>folklore of Pokemon having consensual sex with characters of legal age within the setting
:(
who the fuck is the target audience for Pokemon these days because it doesn't seem to be aimed at children or sane people anymore
Anonymous No.723564589 [Report]
>>723550348
>>723550236
Healthy people can poop like 1-3 times a day without it being a concern, especially if they eat a high soluble and insoluble fiber diet. If you ever have regular pain pooping, it means you need to poop more often, and you can accomplish that easily with a couple prunes in the morning, or half a cup of prune juice. Measuring cup, not drink cup. Don't buy into the metamucil and supplement bullshit, prunes work better and don't induce diarrhea randomly when taken regularly.
t. painful pooper before daily prunes
Anonymous No.723564698 [Report]
>>723549375
Glad someone mentioned Turtonator's explosive shits.
>Eating sulfur in its volcanic habitat is what causes explosive compounds to develop in its shell. Its droppings are also dangerously explosive.
Anonymous No.723564843 [Report]
>>723563448
OH!
MY GOD
Anonymous No.723564919 [Report]
>>723559501
There goes my hero, watch him as he burns.
Anonymous No.723565095 [Report]
>>723563889
Please respond.
Anonymous No.723565158 [Report]
>>723564378
For me, it's gonna have to be a :) :), bonus points for combining them.
Anonymous No.723565170 [Report]
>official writers literally wrote pokemon porn
>LE OMG LE POKÉMON LE HAS LE SHITS LE NOW
Anonymous No.723565192 [Report]
imagine being the professor that studies pokemon poop
Anonymous No.723565380 [Report]
>>723548932
i poop one big log every morning after drinking 2 full glasses of water, around 6am every single morning.

can't imagine pooping twice in a day, that never happens to me.
Anonymous No.723565424 [Report]
Anonymous No.723565712 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
Is this a demand for more pokemon YTPs?
Anonymous No.723565847 [Report] >>723566912
So... pokemon poopie rapie now, but what about... gun?
Anonymous No.723565986 [Report] >>723567995
Anonymous No.723566390 [Report] >>723567995
Anonymous No.723566473 [Report] >>723567995
Anonymous No.723566629 [Report]
>>723547428
>so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm
Pokejeets lmfao
Anonymous No.723566790 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
Gen 10 takes place in india confirmed!
Anonymous No.723566821 [Report]
I keep coming back to 4chan and /v/ in particular because it's almost like an anthropology experiment. Like the lowest forms of humanity all seem to make an appearance in this site. Like Jane Goodall and Gorillas in the Myst.
Anonymous No.723566912 [Report]
>>723565847
>but what about... gun?
There are multiple Pokemon with guns.
Anonymous No.723567204 [Report]
Anonymous No.723567350 [Report]
Pokemon fans are mentally ill
Anonymous No.723567404 [Report]
>>723549147
>they arent THAT different
Look at the amount of indians
Anonymous No.723567478 [Report]
>>723549375
Do you expect game journalists to have actually played the games they run clickbait for?
Anonymous No.723567583 [Report]
>>723545843 (OP)
Does Vaporeon poop?
What about Lopunny? And Gardevoir?
Anonymous No.723567585 [Report]
Anonymous No.723567995 [Report]
>>723565986
>>723566390
>>723566473
They should really squat to ensure that the poop doesn't drag on their body as it exits.