Thread 723571658

What did he expect?

>>723571658 (OP)
it's funny because he's fat

>>723572034
he's not fat he looks pretty average
the fuck you smoking

>>723571658 (OP)
It's funny because axes are used to chop wood and he used a thin shield made of wood, which is vulnerable to axes

>>723572152
lol

>>723572152
this.
I don't know, it seems like an average-sized axe wound? I wouldn't *want* to get an axe wound like that but I easily *could*

look at that bald medieval ogre going "mmh, curious"

>>723571658 (OP)
I really like how both of these guys have medieval peasant physiognomy

>>723571658 (OP)
poor guy on the left
his expressions change

>>723571658 (OP)
Just a flesh wound.

>>723571658 (OP)
why the fuck were they using real weapons?
the fat guy would've turned the guy into a paraplegic had he landed the hit

>>723572349
kek

>>723573426
If they really want to do shit like that, they should just do what WWII German soldiers did and use rapiers and goggles. Face scarring is very cool.

>>723572275
It’s funny because at least a quarter of these flags now have a higher rate of obesity among natives than the States, and the only reason it isn’t even higher is because of all the emaciated browns they keep importing.

>>723571958
He expected the shield to protect him, as it did.

>>723571958
His blubber to do its job?

>>723571958
I can easily imagine not being entirely aware in moments of two things, 1. that although the shield might stop something, it can still go partway through, and 2. not the entire surface of the shield is the same, and importantly my arm is directly underneath one part of it right around the middle.
But it's retarded to do stunts with live blades.

>>723573426
>>723571658 (OP)
Why is it that every retard "manly" activity always involves destroying your body? Fajitas coming out sizzling doesn't sever your muscles.

>>723571658 (OP)
>fight with real weapons
>wow I got hurt, how could this have happened?

>>723572152
t. fat slob

>>723573939
A woman wouldn't get it.

>>723573680
>heh, its funny cos the rest of the world is now just as fat
you have to at least be aware of how funny it is you even thought to say this seriously

>>723573680
nice try but only Pacific Islanders are fatter than you cunts, euros are nowhere near your numbers

>>723573939
youve pretty much just figured out why people in general are mentally deficient and not to be trusted
>if you dont x you must be y
>(y will seriously inconvenience or harm you)
>people rush to do it anyway for clout

>>723573648
>forehead wound
>such a small amount of blood
ngmi

>>723573939
Food analogy

>>723574336
living your life in constant fear doesn't make you intelligent

>>723574387
average (american)

>>723573939
Masculinity is about doing. It's not always about thinking.

>>723572163
All medieval shields are made of wood, or something weaker, like leather or straw.

Why do retards keep underestimating axes? There's a reason they were widely used.

The trainer is the one with the real axe btw he made sure fatty only got the mallet and plywood for his "demonstration"

>>723571658 (OP)
>>723573426
Why the fuck would you play pretend with real weapons

>>723574484
Shields have 100% physical immunity dumbass

>>723574763
he even used that atk boost skill, damn

>>723574475
Therefore axes > swords

>>723574763
damn nigga was ice cold

>>723574421
Go stick your hand on a hot oven and show these pussies how its done.
>>723574657
The real weapons isn't the problem, it's the lack of real protection.
But these people got skyrim brain and think running in naked to a fight was the norm.

>>723574943
Swords beat axes

>>723571658 (OP)
He also fractured his bone didn't he? The way he tried to lean onto it.

>>723575060
i could if i wanted to. you can't because you're ruled by your animal brain.

>>723574943
Situational. Axes are poor defensively because they're top heavy, and if your opponent is armored, you're better off with something pointy. Being top heavy does give them more stopping power though.
Swords are versatile, so they fit a larger range of situations.

>>723575156
Why are they like this?

>>723574763
outskilled

>>723571658 (OP)
this is why armour is still worn even with a shield.

>>723575424
>I'm a psychopath who wants to kill things
>If I become a cop, I get paid for doing it

>>723575424
iirc it was running around in traffic and he thought it had rabbies but it was just blind and deaf

>>723575424
>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LE HECKIN PUPPERINO
the cop did it a favor

>>723575702
You're a psycho and I hope you meet the same end.

>>723575156
Reminder that this was such an embarrassing display of force that the Mayor of that town resigned in shame and the interim Mayor basically called him a retard for the statements he made in relation to that incident.

>>723575569
I looked it up and the officer falsely claimed they attempted to subdue it with one of those catch poles.

I can understand thinking it's rabid but the lying is what fucked him.

>not wearing chainmail
Had it coming

>>723575851
It's been a while but I thought the video shows him trying to latch it and it keeps getting out.

>>723575769
if I was deaf and blind I'd be grateful to be put out of misery
>but I'd give the doggo a loving house and care and love and al the food and toys and...
you can adopt a normal dog from a pound
admit it, it was a shitty existence no matter what

>>723575926
I didn't watch a video,simply read an article.
If a blind and deaf dog manages to escape one of those he is either dumb as hell or really wanted to kill it.

>>723575964
He already had a loving house, you psycho cunt.

>>723575964
a dog wouldn't experience existential dread from being blind and deaf. It was loved.

>>723575926
>Repeatedly dabbed on by a blind, deaf dog
>Kill it out of frustration
That's not any better

>>723574421
it kind of literally does

>>723574943
Not really.
>Axes have more leverage and thus more power, and you can easily replace the shaft if its broken
>But that mean repeated blows on the shaft will break the it. Plus, you have less area to slice enemies with, so you need to be more precise in your blow.
>Swords have more area to cut the opponent with, even if you will only use the upper part of the blade 75% of the time.
>But they are costly.
Its all boons and trade off.

>>723576017
I think the issue is the small size and probably the type of fur.
The caller should have called animal control because they have equipment for this where police don't. He had 1 big pole for bigger dogs.

>>723574763
>frame perfect parry
I think about that webm often.

>>723575867
Chainmail + Bulletproof vest is cool but it must be damned heavy.

>>723571658 (OP)
was there any reason to use a real blade for this? also now you know why armlets were popular

>>723574763
>he's charging his attack

>>723576105
I didn't get a frustrated impression from the video.
Seemed pretty casual about it.

>>723575617
Post a video of a shitbull getting shot by the police.

>>723575617
I hate shitbulls so much. Truly the niggers of dogs

>>723575964
>never been near a dog in his entire life
dogs literally do not give a shit what state they are in, they will attempt to play and display happiness if theyre missing several limbs and sensory organs- this is how everyone in the thread knows youre a massive fucking retard for advocating shooting peoples pets because you feel like it.

>damn that dude leveled really shittily, better delete his account
cunt

>>723576350
Bro what was that Luigi-tier slap flurry?

>>723575617
I heard you can stick a finger up its butt to override its biting instincts but Id hate to do it and find out it doesnt work

>>723575156
He did right by killing it. The dog was uncooperative and, if the owners are so incompetent they let their dog go anywhere, they don't deserve to own one.

>>723576350
This what happens when timmy gets uppity when will they learn their place?

>>723576587
that was the owner's property actually

>>723576439
>Ayo whatchu say mufugga?! You better take that shit back before I bix nood yo ass!

>>723575617
>letting your daughter outside without a leash
do the parents not even care

>>723574763
Dayum, I did judo but would be afraid of doing it, it's so easy for someone to fall wrong and just die.

>>723576587
>kill all sheep that get lost because theyre uncooperative
>village has no sheep left
>lose
gg nice run, nah sorry, not sending you a friend request

>>723575617
nooo, he was good boy

>>723576689
what a weird cope

>>723576568
I've heard that too but I'd probably go for the nostrils or eyes if its just my fingers. A stick up the ass maybe.

>>723573648
>ww2 german soldiers
fencing is a german university fraternity tradition that the nazis adopted as well. it's still practiced today at some fraternities.

>>723574763
Lmao why the fuck does his machete attack have a tell.

>>723573038
Bottom left looks like he needs top left's strongest potions

>>723576690
i mean the alternative is getting cleaved, i think at that point youre more than reasonable in not giving a fuck, thats the point

>>723576689
Gross

I think axe units had a niche of armor piercing in Total War and I always wondered why.
I just have general notions of history, don’t know much about specifics of warfare.

>>723574763
somehow i never realized how effective grappling is versus swinging weapons, if you can close the gap before they finish swinging they're fucked, they no longer have the room to do anything

>>723575617
where the fuck did that thing come from
wheres its owner
dont tell me its that cunt in yellow that just casually walked by like there wasn't anything going on

>>723574473
Tubby larpers are not masculine

>>723576251
It is but cars do most of the walking and they only wear it for active stabbing sprees. They also use bo staffs for melee.

>>723576870
machete in general is a terrible weapon for fighting

>>723573038
hey! i saw these fellas when i was making my ds2 character!

>>723576771
Looked like a liver punch or a rib fracture. To have the wherewithal to knock someone out after that is crazy.

>>723576568
It doesn't, seem plenty of videos of california types trying it and it just pisses the dog off more

>>723576742
>comparing an useful animal to someone's moving plushy

>>723576986
What would you feel if someone did that to you in a fight?

>>723574473
Same people who call women emotional btw.

>>723575964
>if I was deaf and blind I'd be grateful to be put out of misery
You would be on the floor, begging for you life while snot and tears drip from every hole in your face.

>>723577053
...wait you're serious lmao.

>>723574763
>fromslopp parryspam has gotten so big it's irl
Fuck man where does it stop

>>723574657
Faustian spirit

>>723576690
He got very lucky the other guy used his taunt skill. The throw only worked because he could get in range.

>>723576689
I know all about your gynophilia, mister.

>>723577062
How did he expect that would go?

>>723577093
>NOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T DO IT i HAVE SO MUCH TO LIFE FOR!
it really feels like I'm on reddit today

>>723576898
Majority of people who get big breed dogs shouldn't even be allowed to get them. Especially the APBT who has an insane mental/exercise requirements. The issue is they are literally every. They stick them in the backyard and their only interaction with the dog is when feeding it. So the dog gets bored and escapes then takes its pent up energy/rage out on the world.

>>723575964
>you can adopt a normal dog from a pound
Oops all pitbulls!

>>723572152
he's fat but the oversized shirt makes him look even fatter than he actually is

>>723577317
are you saying that getting your ankle completely broken is more expected than being tripped by a slide?

>>723576973
no just a liver punch
getting hit in the liver area can knock out all breath in your body but only for a few seconds, dude knew what happened, immediately retreaded and then made a come back, it happened to me too once.

>>723577326
Guy in the movie also couldn't speak or move. But yes, human will to live is stronger than a couple setbacks.
>reddit
You're the meek one here.

>>723577417
I'm not an american and the shitbull menace is not that bad here, you can get plenty of normal dogs
I've heard stories tho

>>723577437
The way he did it, yes.

>>723577062
JUST A JOKE BRO CALM DOWN

>>723577417
>live in nigger/wetback territory
damn, life must hard.

>>723573038
they look like those purposefully distorted people from analogue horror youtube videos

>>723571658 (OP)
That must hurt like hell.

>>723577629
I'm a britbong and shitbulls and staffies are fucking everywhere because black tracksuit chavs decided they wanted to be proper tough and all get one and then start breeding them.
70% of pretty much every adoption/rescue centre are either of those two retard dogs

>>723577764
kek

>>723573038
Barbarian Thief
Paladin Wizard

>>723574763
>When you have brawler, full armor and the archer droped the bow

>>723573038
me on the bottom left

>"that shield didn't even protect him"
this is why you should be wearing armor, either leather or some kinda chain, especially on your arms, the ideal scenario is you block that strike, possibly it gets stuck in the shield, and you use that to counter attack while the opponent lacks control of their weapon, the shield is both a means to block but also deflect blows to leave openings for your strikes

>>723577902
>FIGHTING GAMES ARE TOO HARD
>ALSO MORDHAU IS AWESOME!!!!

>>723577751
>britbong
yeah, life must be hard in niggerland.

>>723574475
Why would you make a shield out of straw
That's just asking to die

>>723577973
That's a plywood practice shield. It was never meant to be used against real weapons.

>>723577751
I'm sure they're all roadmen, proper naughty boys

>>723574763
OUT-FUCKING-SKILLED

>>723577973
>leather
That's mostly a movie thing, you wear gambison.

>>723571958
>this will be just like my vidya and I'll perfect parry to negate all damage
>real weapons are designed to penetrate the enemies' defenses and kill hem? masaka....

>>723576587
You're brown.

>>723573706
This is my favorite post. Made me chuckle sensibly.

>>723577568
what quality of life you have when you're both deaf and blind?

>>723578063
When tightly woven it can catch arrows okay and stop a couple swings from a sword or dagger, plus it weights very little and costs next to nothing.
Of course everyone would prefer quality gear, but that's not always available to everyone.

>>723574763
damn
that was smooth

>>723571958
>>723578172
Shit shield. Probably just a piece of wood without any proper reinforcement. A weak swing like that would not go through a proper shield. That said you'd also generally wear some form of armor alongside your shield so stuff like that doesn't happen like gambeson and chainmail.

>>723578334
You can still feel the sun on your skin and a hug from your loved ones. You can still eat delicious food, read braille, pet a cat.. it sucks, but I'd prefer it over death.
Besides, who knows what medical progress will be made in your lifetime.

>>723576568
Or, you could use your superior size and strength to slam it against the floor or wall.

>>723577015
>i, as the authority with the weapon get to decide which animals are useful
>sheep- useful
>dog- not useful
how bout we just kill you, get a new warden and not lose any animals at all retard

>>723577764
>LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
>SNAKE!

>>723578479
hes also piss poor with a shield. theres no way he shouldve been training against a real blade. he wants to be angling the blows for one or redirecting blows with the rim. watch some professionals with the skjöldr and they're basically holding the thing flat and slightly angled over their weapon so their opponent cant see what they're doing with their weapon arm while also pushing the rim into the opponents face.

>>723571658 (OP)
>shield recovers life on block

>>723572626
Eastern Europeans probably

>>723578743
keep in mind youre also slamming whatevers caught in its mouth against the floor or wall as you do that. so maybe you get to kill two birds with one stone

>>723573648
>WWII German soldiers
retard

>>723573939
>>723574657
>>723575060
Tell me you're brown without telling me you're brown

>>723577489
in what game?

>>723579235
You'd have to be living in your parents basement and be unemployed to be fighting with real weapons because no workplace is going to put up with you being out sick recovering from sword wounds half of the year. its definitely an eastern european hobby if Ive ever heard of one

>>723578245
so what happened here?

>>723579418
>its definitely an eastern european hobby if Ive ever heard of one
The guys fencing are Germans

>>723575424
It's a mutt police thing

>>723576870
With swung melee strikes, there's a certain range of effectiveness during the swing. Now, this varies depending on the weapon and where the center of mass is; but in the case of a strike made by swinging an edged weapon the attack has the most power when the weapon surface connects about 3/4ths of the way along the total length of the weapon from the handle, and at about 3/4ths of the way through the swing. Towards the outside, there's still plenty of capacity for damage, but towards the inside, the ability of an attacker to apply force decreases geometrically. So by stepping into a swing before or at the beginning of the arc, you greatly reduce the amount of force behind the attack.
>t. been involved in just about every combat sport I could get my hands on

>>723573038
yes, m'lord?
wot is it?
off I go then then.

>>723578896
Yeah but there's no way that's "training" to any serious capacity. It's more like two retards playing with weapons. And under no circumstances would you ever train with actual weapons unless you are both wearing full plate armor.

>>723571658 (OP)
>wooden shield
>against something design to cut through wood
File name should be, "Natural selection"

>>723571658 (OP)
you're supposed to make the shield out of metal retard

>>723571658 (OP)
i think the fatso was about to faint

>>723579517
germans are the original euroniggers so Im not seeing your point

>>723579560
Just wear a wig.
How hard could it be?

>>723579691
German's are THE Europeans, I don't expect you to understand

>>723575617
Thank G-d for the 2nd Amendment

>>723573939
favstian spirit

>>723579723
only thing more pathetic than being bald is wearing a wig. you know youre wearing one your loved one (if you managed to keep her lol) knows youre wearing one. your family knows.

>>723576350
Is this bullying?

>>723571658 (OP)
how do you block this

>>723579634
What should he have used?

>>723579757
Youre thinking of Italians, anon. Germans are just hairy pig people who like to loot and pillage

>>723579560
My cousin started balding in his early 20's, was fully bald and had a chubby dad body by his mid 20's, didn't stop him from getting laid.
These guys are just insecure or have shitty personalities

>>723576350
the dudes filming all look like 5 years older than that asian dude who looks like a middleschooler wtf?

>>723579880
kurwa bover

>>723579906
Funny that you would use hairy as an insult while promoting Italians.
Also, Italy hasn't been relevant for a long time.

>>723571658 (OP)
Shouldn't fatty be wearing a padded doublet? That should have helped, especially if he had some wrist guards. I dunno what wrist guards would be made of. Leather? Sounds expensive.

>>723579235
>this is brown coded
>>723579517
Slavic rape children, wear a fucking HEMA suit.

>>723576931
Staffs are so underated.

>>723578896
It does look like the axe didn't even hit the shield at the right angle. The shield was at the position to deflect the axe downward, it was just a shit shield that shouldn't be used with real weapon

>>723579557
That's neat, I wish games tried harder to simulate real world combat, and the various advantages and disadvantages of different weapons and styles.

>>723574484
and there is also a reason why as soon as swords became cheaper everyone bought them instead, archers included in fact you barely see any mentions or depictions of axes other than poleaxes from 13th century onwards

fuck axefags

>>723579560
bro just book a ticket to Turkey

>>723580092
The shield is likely trash larp shield and lacks stuff like a boss protecting the hand

>>723580146
The fight looks choreographed to begin with. Fatty holds up his shield before knowing where the blow even comes from, blocking his own vision. Axe guy doesn't even try to avoid the shield and just attack right into it.

I couldnt think of a funny greentext so just imagine I made one thats like really funny okay?

>>723575424
You have to be a controlling person that wants to enforce himself on others to become a cop in the first place.

>>723573939
Clearly there's not enough war.

>>723579757
any semblance of "European" identity comes from the greco-roman world

>>723580307
What an astute observation that they weren't fighting to the death. Enlightening.

>>723580567
No nerd, they weren't even sparring.

>>723573753
Beat me to it. I kek'd, thanks.

>>723580558
What, the Jewish religion they spread around like an STD?

>>723580558
damn, you really are retarded

>>723571658 (OP)
Fake and gay. AI sucks. OP is a faggot.

>>723576898
Its so prevalent its refered as pit and run

>>723580028
drivers licenses should require a psychological evaluation to ensure you arent a road rage retard

>>723576690
>Oh no the attacker might die when I act in self-defense, I'm so scared

>>723580028
wtf is the context here?

>>723575424
Remember that police officer who had an acorn fall on his car and mistook that for being under fire and then did a bunch of soulslop rolls and pretended he got shot just to get an excuse to whip out his gun and unload on a civilian?
American police is fucking psychotic.

>>723573038
>physiognomy is pseudosci-ACK

>>723581441
I'm guessing gang violence. He notices the signs of a drive by shooting and prepares himself.

>wallhacks are now legal
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uOWnV-C6vfQ

>>723581441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gZeqrZYDM8

>>723576973
>>723577489
Liver punches have a delayed reaction and they utterly freeze you most likely the guy was faking it so the other guy would coming running in

>>723579492
The owner of the house is a dev in a gacha game that added a male character.

>>723571658 (OP)
warband was real?

>>723574763
>you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

>>723575156
>double tapping it
Lol
Lmao

>>723580857
The name of the continent itself comes from a greek myth you mongoloid

>>723573038
>>723572626
its caused by inbreeding

>>723578245
>live leak
>Chinese letters
I ain't clicking that.

>>723581913
>fires off a gun islamically
>his name is Popper

>>723581441
Retarded florida laws, the guy also got off by the way because self defense apparently

>>723581913
>reported by his own dashcam
>aggressively cuts off a driver and brake checks him
>responds to having a water bottle thrown at him by magdumping blindly
>judge says he done nothing wrong, was just scared for his life
Guy missed his calling as a cop

>>723575617
>kid being brutalized by an animal
gouge it's eyes out

>>723578063
Because it's cheap and you won't be using that shield. It'll go to some drafted peasant.

>>723582050
>Liver punches have a delayed reaction
You what? I've been punched in the liver before and it's not delayed. It's a loss of breath coupled with a crippling pain that spreads through your abdomen and, in my experience, along the collar bones to the shoulders (tough that might be certain nerves getting violently compressed, not sure). Getting hit full whack in the liver should floor any human being. But then again adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

>>723582217
What the fuck is that ref doing dancing around so close?

>>723575617
Did the girl survive?

>>723573939
Many men have an evolutionary instinct to die in combat.

>>723582601
Aw shit man,
do you reckon this is why this >>723575156 happened?

>>723576587
hasan don't you have a stream to get back to?

>>723576931
Looks silly and awesome at the same time.

>>723575424
That dog was reaching.

>>723582784
This is my dream way to die, unironically

>>723582217
Which one of these was supposed to be the style? Just that the guy in black have been wearing a gi, too? (I don't think I know what that specific kind of clothing is called.)

>>723578063
It still works against anyone unarmed or only armed with a sword.

>>723571958
>retarded faggots who have never been outside in their lives
>don't know that axes are literally designed to go through wood

that's what happened here

>>723576568
I don't know if that works but choking dogs definitely does. I was the biggest kid in the area and my dad told me to never hit smaller kids so whenever one of those retards tried to start shit on me I would just put them in a chokehold until they gave up. Worked every time. Anyway, at some point, some fucking retard mutt came out of nowhere and bit into my cousin's arm. Since I was used to it at this point I started choking the fucking thing. And what do you know, it did actually work, it did let go pretty quickly. My cousin still has some smallish scars from the incident but they look kinda cool so it's whatever.

>>723577437
bro that's not a slide that's an angled dropkick

>>723572349
lel

>>723576568
the best thing you can do is try to choke the dog somehow, either with a rope or your hands/arms. None of that other shit actually work, you will just piss the dog more, specially if it a shitbull who is designed to attack harder on pain. Choking will work every single time.

>>723573939
>Fajitas coming out sizzling doesn't sever your muscles.
What the fuck does that even mean

>>723583348
Based escalator

>>723571658 (OP)
Why are euros so fucking FAT?

>>723579492
He looked at the sect's number one jade beauty

>>723576931
Swords are temporary, staves are eternal.

>>723576568
>>723583452
>>723583348
here is an example of good practice

https://youtu.be/iE8IjSRouuU?t=701

>>723573939
Because men are fucking retarded.
Men are the biggest victims of themselves and the society they created yet they managed to let women convince everyone of the contrary.

>>723583480
rightwing twitter sperg'd out at some apolitical educational youtuber who posted a photo of him enjoying fajitas with that caption.
Everything from calling him an effete little fairy to blaming him for the destruction of the west and a traitor selling out his nation for exotic food.

Mouthbreather shit.

>>723581382
They do in some countries and it makes no difference. When I took mine there was another guy there who had his license revoked twice already and he still passed (again).

>>723573038
this is what happens when you're not raised on onions estrogen products

>>723580359
>so just imagine I made one thats like really funny okay?
Not even the funniest caption of all times would save that absolute shit webm.
What a shameful display, commit sudoku immediately.

>>723575424
American cops are bastards.

>>723573648
why so serious

>>723583723
>I YIELD I YIELD!
>never should of come here!

>>723578743
It won't let go though. You need extreme amounts of punishment to make it let go if it has already bitten you.

>>723573038
Are these those four wrestler brothers?

>>723578896
how the fuck do you angle the shield properly against an axe

>>723584728
Both the roman scutum and the greek hoplon were curved to begin with for a reason

>>723573939
People want to copy the figures from history they see as cool, but end up as gas station wagies. So larping as knights is the closest they can get to being just like their favorite legends.

>>723584728
Protip: You can angle a shield in multiple planes

>>723584728
Angle. Rim. Unless using a pavise then block away to your heart's content.

>>723583723
>Eeeeeeeenter the Gungeon

>>723577764
What did both of those retards think would happen?
Pretty sure crotch shots are still illegal in mma.

>>723583723
>that bit where the girl holding the gun trips over nothing while the black is trying to kill the other girl
women are fucking incompetant holy shit

>>723585063
I was wondering about that. I assume they both intended to knee the abdomen and not the crotch but the angle changed because they both lifted their legs in the same way. I don't know if this actually makes sense, biomechanically.

>>723585063
inner thigh is legal though, you just need to hit properly

>>723573038
They look like they could crush a human skull with their hands.

>>723573038
If you read the reddit comments on this story it's just cuckold fetish shit, talking about how amish men pay college aged dudes to bang their wife for the gene pool.

>>723573426
What the fuck are these two retards doing, shameful display!

>>723571658 (OP)
>paper armor (+0.1AC)
>real hatchet (d10 +7 piercing)
>critical strike
>piercing blow

>>723573426
holy

>>723577764
does that black guy ref in every MMA fight?

>>723586506
Herb Dean is a legend

>>723586675
Want kind of parent name their kid "herb" without irony?

>>723577891
Kek

>>723579235
>If you don't jump in front of a train like we do then.... you're brown!!!
Do jeets really think that works?

>>723576243
LET'S GO JUSTIIIIIN

>>723583183
you're so smart bro

>>723576973
you fucking blind fool, he was feigning injury to lure the other guy into an aggressive charge

>>723583183
guess what shields are designed to do

>>723582217
>YOU ARE COURTING DEATH JUNIOR

>>723573939
It's something women like you wouldn't understand

>>723575156
>axon body spray on top-right
weird ad but ok

>>723586761
same kind that names their child 'destiny'

>>723571658 (OP)
Guy on the left.

>>723579880
a little metal cage, apparently

>>723582749
Yeah.
The dog didn't.

>>723588868
shoulda called hasan to zap his ass instaed

>>723584839
>>723584957
>>723584971
what if the guy axes you a question

>>723588868
Good ending then.

>>723578172
he didnt even parry, just held it up. you can negate the force by guiding it away. even a thin shield like this could do it, but lardass over there is nowhere near dextrous enough to fight let alone move.

tl;dr skill issue

>>723576764
the nazis did not adopt it, they tried to stamp it out because it was virtue signaling richfag larper shit.

>>723572349
Joj

>>723589101
Context?

>>723587886
That shield is a prop for larpers bro, real shields had metal reinforcements 'n shit, that type should be held in a completely different way too, with the hand guard protecting the place where you grab it.

>>723589316
>That shield is a prop for larpers bro
so is the axe

>>723589218
Average turkish taxi driver

>>723578893
I feel like someone's going to die on that thing

>>723588847
Why didn't he just dodge?
Me? I would've dodged it and been fine.

>>723576689
What a disgusting creature

>>723571658 (OP)
I like how the white gorilla literally doesn't react to the fat guy bleeding.
Literally braindead people, they should get sent to some asylum.

>>723571658 (OP)
Man what the fuck lol

>>723589519
lmao

>>723589505
He's fat

>>723589631
He could've at least still tried a fat roll.

>>723589416
People do, indeed, die from those every year.

>>723589505
You ever tried fatrolling in souls games? He should have worn Havel's ring.

>>723589519
>tries to get around the first
>rams into the next two
It's like doing a no hit run, getting hit and not giving a fuck about getting hit anymore but still finishing a run.

>>723571658 (OP)
>you now realize dark souls' shield design incorporates this into shitty wood shields
Incredibly based, shame the company sold out after ds2.