Thread 723573512

Alan Wake, more like Alan WOKE

LMFAO ROFL LOL XD

this but unironically

>>723573512 (OP)
Get woke, go broke!

Anal woke

>what got you so upset whiteboy?
how do you respond whiteboy?

>>723573650
>What's wrong with your face?

>>723573512 (OP)
>He thinks alan woke the musical (best we can do is a black lesbian complaining about white people) is good

>>723573835
>you're not sitting on it
haha what now loser

SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIGHT

>>723573512 (OP)
So true

>>723573650
Made for BWC

>>723573512 (OP)
heh. Woketards owned.

>>723573963
Was half life 2 woke?I can’t remember if Alyx would be considered a girl boss character in todays standards

>>723573512 (OP)
I have jungle fever so seeing Saga in tight jeans was alright, that being said her voice acting was terrible and Saga gets more screentime, gameplay, has more maps with actual puzzles and a unique gimmick that isn't just slapping down props in a different manner. I was told you could do Alan's stuff before Saga's so I did and all it did was highlight how much you play as Saga versus Alan, everything during Alan's areas are small and short, yet it's still more entertaining than Saga's bullshit because it's fucking Alan and not some random character, I would have prefered to play as COLD CASEY, you know, the Max Payne clone?

>>723574272
yes. a wedge has a thin end.

>>723574416
I was alternating everytime I reached a new janitor bucket and Saga only had one gameplay section past the point where I couldn't proceed with Alan anymore

>>723574526
This. Alan's sections are a little shorter but thats mostly because Saga has the calmer, dialogue focused bits with the townsfolk. Its also a good thing because Alan's sections are draining, constantly having to be on alert for shadows.

>>723574272
Not really, the most girl boss moment she has is when she flashbangs a small group of CP's(literal starving citizens that don't really want to be CP's)

>>723574526
You're lying, the janitor buckets are fucking plentiful, if you were to switch every time you came across a bucket, you'd end up hanging out with Alan, with nothing to do, because his stuff finishes way earlier than Saga's.

>>723574653
Nope. And I said *new* janitor buckets, I didn't switch anytime I passed one I had already been to

>>723574754
Why did you even fucking bring the buckets up if you were gonna be retarded? Alan still has less gametime and screentime than Saga, Alan gets less weapons than Saga, Alan gets less puzzles than Saga, Alan has less enemy types, Alan has less consumables, it's simply a fact, they made a sequel to a game and then proceeded to give most of the playtime to the brand new character that NEVER EXISTED.

Anal gape Poo featuring Agent Smega

ok i gave the game an honest shot last night, played for a full hour, and fucking NOTHING happened in that hour. the game was visual novel tier, literally just an hour of talking and walking and doing fuck all

and for the record there was definitely "woke" stuff", the game couldnt stop shoving in your face how the PC was a strong black woman in a mans world, that ind of stuff.

honestly though the wokeness didnt really bother me THAT much, and i would have kept playing if wasn't for the fact that i was fucking bored to tears after doing nothing but fucking walking and talking and the pointless gimmick shit that could have all been summarized in a few lines of dialogue once and a while


i was literally an hour into the game and i still didn't even know the basic controls and how the inventory worked because none of that had come up yet

>>723573581
fpbp