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Anonymous No.723584317 [Report] >>723584849 >>723585157 >>723585320 >>723585583 >>723586542 >>723586549 >>723586659 >>723588024 >>723588643 >>723592918 >>723597465 >>723599186 >>723599252 >>723599350 >>723599428 >>723599439 >>723602583 >>723602835 >>723602913 >>723603592 >>723604548 >>723604679 >>723608253
This looks like absolute dogshit.
Amazing the retarded faggots that will defend this. It looks like a Wii game. There is ZERO excuse for this. An indie team with a kickstarter can make better looking games, and that’s just unacceptable for a multi billion dollar franchise.

“But graphics aren’t everything!”

No, but when the graphics are so awful that it seems like they didn’t try, it’s an issue. And these aren’t some charming old school sprites or pixels either - these are just genuinely shitty basic renders from the early 2000s. It’s genuinely baffling how they didn’t accidentally do better. This isn’t just about graphics - it’s an entire lack of art direction in general.

What’s more, I can’t believe people are rewarding this nonsense. If you buy and support this game, they’ll realize they don’t have to actually make good games and they can continue pushing out titles that look like Wii shovelware bargain bin, and it doesn’t matter because their fans won’t ever punish them for releasing a terrible game.

You Pokémon fans deserve better; I’m just sad that you won’t help yourselves with the only tool you have.
Anonymous No.723584372 [Report]
dancing_mario.webm
Anonymous No.723584743 [Report] >>723588024
Why are they doubling down on the N64 shovelwarw look? Why not do something interesting like Octopath Traveller.
Anonymous No.723584849 [Report] >>723585583 >>723604628
>>723584317 (OP)
Be mad
Anonymous No.723584874 [Report] >>723588024
It's fun, that's what matters. Didn't read btw
Anonymous No.723584940 [Report]
Gay ass niggah malding
Anonymous No.723584973 [Report] >>723588024 >>723602416
I had a mini heart attack when I saw this in a video yesterday.
Pokémon fans are being held at gunpoint.
Anonymous No.723584975 [Report] >>723599431 >>723605201
>graphicsfags are ruining the industry! i want a fun game with shit graphics!
GameFREAKS: ayo that be that, we do be listenin'
>NOO, NOO! FUCKING CYBERPUNK RUNS ON THIS HARDWARE, THIS IS A 70 DOLLARS GAME FOR FRICK'S SAKE! I WANT GRAPHICS!
And before any /v/tard starts screeching about how there are more than two people posting on this board: shut the fuck up. This is what you represent.
Anonymous No.723585093 [Report] >>723585249 >>723589680 >>723600593 >>723603234 >>723604764 >>723605213 >>723607060
Pfffffffffahaahahhaahaaa
Anonymous No.723585157 [Report] >>723585502 >>723585715 >>723598110 >>723602308 >>723607745
>>723584317 (OP)
I'm having fun. Sucks to be you, OP
Anonymous No.723585249 [Report] >>723585592
>>723585093
Don't tell me this is the whole world?
Anonymous No.723585320 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
>You Pokémon fans deserve better;
I think its been clearly established that they deserve what they're currently getting already
Anonymous No.723585502 [Report] >>723586064 >>723604896
>>723585157
This is the first pic I've seen of an actual male MC for this game. Why the fuck is everyone else creating trannies and effeminate gayboys
Anonymous No.723585583 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
>>723584849
I don’t understand why they didn’t try to make the Pokemon Camp feature look work for an entire video game. It’s by far the best the games have ever looked in 3D.
Anonymous No.723585592 [Report] >>723586000
>>723585249
Have you been living under a rock since the game got announced or what?
Anonymous No.723585715 [Report] >>723606650
>>723585157
See how you have to come here and keep justifying the fact that you’re having fun? People don’t actually do that if they’re having fun.
Anonymous No.723586000 [Report]
>>723585592
I don't pay attention to pokemans
Anonymous No.723586064 [Report]
>>723585502
I tried to make a girl, but all the hair colors are shit, no red hair.
Anonymous No.723586542 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
>MIGA STILL seething that pokemon is a massive success
Don't care, bought the Swtich 2 version to spite you
Anonymous No.723586549 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
I played through the game and had fun with the new combat system. It could use some tuning so that combat in narrow areas isn't so awkward, but outside of that it was pretty good. I don't really care what a graphics obsessed faggot has to say because people like you are the reason video games got worse and uglier.
Anonymous No.723586659 [Report] >>723586829
>>723584317 (OP)
looks like palworld
Anonymous No.723586829 [Report] >>723589779
>>723586659
Nah, Palworld looks a million times better.
Anonymous No.723588024 [Report] >>723605043
>>723584317 (OP)
>>723584743
>>723584874
>>723584973
>FLAT
Anonymous No.723588643 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
>You Pokémon fans deserve better
They really don't.
Anonymous No.723588952 [Report]
Is it possible to pirate this game and emulate it on PC? I don't even have a switch and haven't played a pokemon game since like diamond and pearl
Anonymous No.723589680 [Report]
>>723585093
>that will be $70+$30 DLC+$20 online
Anonymous No.723589779 [Report] >>723595494
>>723586829
Lmao nice webm
Anonymous No.723592019 [Report]
Based game freak making snoys seethe and shit their streets with no effort.
Anonymous No.723592918 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
This reminds me how people were mocking NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN and Sonic Frontiers for having an incoherent artstyle. Meanwhile this is a cheaper version that combines plastic pokemon with low fidelity realism
Anonymous No.723595494 [Report] >>723601473 >>723606350
>>723589779
Maybe this one is more up to your speed.
Anonymous No.723597465 [Report] >>723598048
>>723584317 (OP)
The game is fun and that's all that matters.
Anonymous No.723598048 [Report] >>723600117
>>723597465
your idea of fun is revolting
Anonymous No.723598110 [Report]
>>723585157
Mabel SEX
Anonymous No.723599186 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
The only good thing about new pokemon games nowadays is all the porn that comes out of them.
Anonymous No.723599252 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
>“But graphics aren’t everything!”
this is true when you have endearing qualities to compensate.
Anonymous No.723599350 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
>You Pokémon fans deserve better;
They really don't.
Anonymous No.723599428 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
>30 year old men getting upset about Pokémon
Lol
Anonymous No.723599431 [Report]
>>723584975
trying too hard man
good bait is more subtle
Anonymous No.723599439 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
>You Pokémon fans deserve better
Not really
Anonymous No.723600117 [Report]
>>723598048
>having fun is le bad!
Anonymous No.723600430 [Report] >>723600578
How does Sword and Shield compare to this?

How did the other Legends game and Scarlet/Violet release without me even hearing about them? Are any of them any good either?
Anonymous No.723600578 [Report] >>723601067
>>723600430
All and any game after gen 6 is irremediable garbage.

This one is BARELY passable because it has real time combat.
Anonymous No.723600593 [Report]
>>723585093
That's fucking it? That's like only twice the size of Lumiose in XY, are they fucking serious?
Anonymous No.723601067 [Report] >>723601223
>>723600578
>sun and moon are bad

(You)
Anonymous No.723601223 [Report]
>>723601067
They are so bad they made me drop mainline pokemon forever.
Anonymous No.723601473 [Report] >>723605739
>>723595494
having a tiny as fuck city would have at least been cool if it was really detailed and they put a lot of effort into how the architecture and environments would work when designed around the pokemon that lived there but I guess this struggling indie studio just doesn't have ther budget for that
Anonymous No.723601601 [Report]
I've been playing all day. It's fun as fuck. I honestly can't bring myself to care about the "bad graphics" at all.
Anonymous No.723601603 [Report]
Why does everything look so GAY and friendly? I thought these were scary monsters?
Anonymous No.723601775 [Report] >>723601927
Can you play as a girl while also having a girl rival or whatever their relationship is to you in this game is the most important consideration before I buy this.
Anonymous No.723601927 [Report] >>723602017 >>723604921
>>723601775
If you pick the guy the rival is female, if you pick the girl the rival is male, you can dress the guy as a girl, however, but are you really that much of a faggot?
Anonymous No.723602017 [Report]
>>723601927
I can't believe the system is still that fucking archaic.
The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess.
Anonymous No.723602256 [Report]
I find it ironic that the customization is somehow WORSE than X/Y considering trainer customization originated there. Both in the same region too.
Anonymous No.723602308 [Report]
>>723585157
Anonymous No.723602416 [Report] >>723602794 >>723605870 >>723607936
>>723584973
Lol.
Anonymous No.723602583 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
It's not even the poor graphics that get me, because I'm more than happy to play games with shit graphics if it is a good game. These newer pokemon games are all amateurish and poor quality even for this level of graphics. It's like when you're looking for mods of a game and you run into babby's first mod and it's low effort as fuck.
Anonymous No.723602794 [Report]
>>723602416
>this is some nice water
Anonymous No.723602801 [Report] >>723604190 >>723604825
So, what I'm gathering here, is
+trainer customization
+your pokemon (if it's in the game) can walk around with you
+realtime combat

-shit map
-shit wilderness zones
-shit story
-shit gameplay aside from the combat being realtime
-weird alphabet pandering while still managing to be restrictive

The game ships with Switch2 otherwise seems like a hard pass. I guess it's on the level of other games that shipped with consoles, like NBA 2K.
Anonymous No.723602835 [Report] >>723603004
>>723584317 (OP)
Reminder that Palworld died for this.
Anonymous No.723602867 [Report]
it's a game for 12 year olds.
You are in arrested development. If you are over the age of 15 and still playing pokemon (you) are the problem. You should move on and stop playing a ridiculous children's game where you force imaginary retarded looking creatures to battle each other. Pokemon is not for you anymore.
Anonymous No.723602913 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
you don't get it, it's shit and looks like shit
and that's why it has sovl
Anonymous No.723603004 [Report] >>723603096
>>723602835
palworld died because it was shit
Anonymous No.723603096 [Report]
>>723603004
false, it's pretty good
Anonymous No.723603234 [Report] >>723603417
>>723585093
There are SNES JRPGS bigger than that map
Anonymous No.723603417 [Report] >>723604541
>>723603234
name one
Anonymous No.723603592 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
I come from the Net - through systems, peoples, and cities - to this place: MAINFRAME. My format: Guardian. To mend and defend - to defend my new found friends, their hopes and dreams, and to defend them from their enemies. They say The User lives outside the Net and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out. ReBoot!
Anonymous No.723604190 [Report] >>723604291
>>723602801
Also the music seems to suck fucking ass, which is unfortunate because it's the only noise the game makes.
Anonymous No.723604291 [Report]
>>723604190
I hate the techno shit so much they have ruined XYs beautiful OST.
>Xerneas battle sounds like a rave instead of a mythic encounter
They need to get the Sword and Shield music director
Anonymous No.723604541 [Report] >>723605072
>>723603417
Nta but terranigma, ff5 and 6, tales of phantasia, chrono trigger
Anonymous No.723604548 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
>It looks like a Wii game
it looks way below wii games. Xenoblade looks leagues above pokeslop. Xenoblade X on emulator still looks great while Z-A on emulator look awful since day 1
Anonymous No.723604628 [Report]
>>723584849
keep eating turds pokefanboy
Anonymous No.723604679 [Report] >>723604923 >>723605184
>>723584317 (OP)
It's fun.
Anonymous No.723604764 [Report]
>>723585093
While AC1 had 3 big cities and way too long semi open world sections outside of the main city areas. And that game was made on a budget of just $15-20 mil while Pokeslop Z-A cost them $13 mil. What the actual fuck? Where are results of their development? Where are 2 big cities and semi open world areas outside of cities? Where is voice acting? Where are well made cutscenes? There is nothing there. Game feels like it was made on 250k budget and with maybe a dozen of devs.
Anonymous No.723604825 [Report] >>723605007 >>723606061
>>723602801
>+realtime combat
not a positive
you just spam attacks on cooldown
it is the most braindead shit imaginable, like genuinely
I'd much rather have turn based over this garbage
Anonymous No.723604896 [Report]
>>723585502
>Why the fuck is everyone else creating trannies and effeminate gayboys
Maybe because you are short as fuck and are genetically raised to crossdress and take dick inside your butthole?
Anonymous No.723604921 [Report] >>723605234
>>723601927
Who is the rival?
Anonymous No.723604923 [Report]
>>723604679
You're not convincing anyone
Anonymous No.723605007 [Report] >>723605394
>>723604825
If SPD actually makes moves recharge faster, it's good. Otherwise, yeah, mught as well be turn-based.

Real talk, what they need to do is give Pokemon the Kingdom Hearts battle system: you control the pokemon and its Speed onfluences both your movement speed and the ATB cooldown of your attacks. You navigate menus in realtine like KH for your pokemon's skills and trainer items.
Would be so fucking fun.
Anonymous No.723605043 [Report] >>723606207
>>723588024
While Digimon has very nice 3d mini rooms created for every window
Anonymous No.723605072 [Report]
>>723604541
wrong
Anonymous No.723605184 [Report] >>723605371
>>723604679
It's not. Digimon and Palworld are fun
Anonymous No.723605201 [Report] >>723605263 >>723606061
>>723584975
gamefreak has a sustainable development model that caters to the audience that buys their games and this is a bad thing that has to be destroyed because it's too successful. no, they need to invest 9 figures into a single game because my enjoyment is predicated on seeing individual blades of grass and modeled balconies that can't be interacted with anyways. because I'm an adult posturing about having standards for children's games.
Anonymous No.723605213 [Report] >>723605320
>>723585093
So what's the in-game reason as to why you can't leave the city?
Anonymous No.723605234 [Report] >>723606185
>>723604921
her or a dude if you pick a girl
Anonymous No.723605263 [Report]
>>723605201
I'd settle for actual wilderness zones and to be able to choose what gender my rival is, myself.
Anonymous No.723605320 [Report]
>>723605213
You just can't okey Truman? Go back to the wagie cage now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZMZYrdXtP0
Anonymous No.723605325 [Report] >>723605389
>/v/ broken again because a game doesn't exclusively feature scantily clad whitish whores
Anonymous No.723605371 [Report] >>723605424
>>723605184
if they were fun they wouldn't be dead
Anonymous No.723605389 [Report]
>>723605325
"People" really will pretend to defend barebones PS2 games just to troll on /v/ lel
Anonymous No.723605394 [Report]
>>723605007
ATB speed should be a new stat entirely.
Anonymous No.723605424 [Report] >>723605521
>>723605371
Digimon is doing better than ever. Palworld will launch 1.0 next year. What a sad corpo cocksucker.
Anonymous No.723605521 [Report] >>723605628
>>723605424
>calling anyone a cocksucker while shilling an early access scam

lmao
Anonymous No.723605628 [Report]
>>723605521
Well you just bought Z-A which is early access game for $70. So who is laughing now?
Anonymous No.723605739 [Report] >>723605964 >>723606194
>>723601473
>having a tiny as fuck city would have at least been cool if it was really detailed
Like Yakuza, with 0 in particular gets 60fps while running on a PS4, The Switch 2's technological contemporary.
They have no excuse making a game look this shitty.
Anonymous No.723605870 [Report] >>723606081
>>723602416
Pokeslop looks like a mix of PSX and PS2
Anonymous No.723605964 [Report] >>723606153 >>723606298
>>723605739
>porting a switch 1 game to the switch 2 means it's magically going to look like a ps4 game
Anonymous No.723606061 [Report] >>723606165
>>723604825
Cooldown is the fucking worst. At least with turn-based combat you can just speed up by skipping through text. Cooldown is just wasting your time.

>>723605201
>no, they need to invest 9 figures into a single game because my enjoyment is predicated on seeing individual blades of grass and modeled balconies that can't be interacted with anyways.
Unironically yes. All games should strive towards creating an immersive environment, especially if it's an RPG designed around exploring. Why settle for less? Why not strive to be the very best?
Anonymous No.723606081 [Report]
>>723605870
Those rock textures are just as ugly as Pokemon games on the Switch.
Anonymous No.723606153 [Report]
>>723605964
MKW and Bananza don't exactly look like PS4 games either.
Anonymous No.723606165 [Report] >>723608881
>>723606061
>strive to be the very best
like no one ever was?
Anonymous No.723606185 [Report] >>723608045
>>723605234
Meh, very bland.
Anonymous No.723606194 [Report]
>>723605739
Assassin's creed 1 from 2007 had 3 big cities and looked way more detailed than anything in Z-A. Budget was about the same. Mismanagement at Nintendo is just unbeliveable.
Anonymous No.723606207 [Report] >>723606414
>>723605043
That location you're at is a vibe. Been seeing a lot of digimon today. I was brushing it off but I'm convinced to play this now.
Anonymous No.723606243 [Report] >>723606863
>Cooldown
Gamefreak should have made a power bar that regens overtime, you use power to use a move. So you have to be careful or you will be power depleted and have to run from your opponent while your bar regenerates. There will also be bullshit that can speed up the regeneration rate as well.
Anonymous No.723606298 [Report]
>>723605964
You should start making game on switch 2 first not other way around and start on outdated switch 1.
Anonymous No.723606350 [Report]
>>723595494
>play on an emulator
>have bugs and glitches
wooooooooooooooooooow
Anonymous No.723606402 [Report]
>graphics fag clutching on slash vee slash of all places
you're literally all brownoids with ps5s and 1070s
Anonymous No.723606414 [Report] >>723606838 >>723607135
>>723606207
Ost in this area is so damn good.

>https://youtu.be/YdmKq6_RrtU
Anonymous No.723606650 [Report]
>>723585715
Man there's no winning with you types.
>you all deserve better! This game is dogshit!
>I'm enjoying it
>SEE YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING YOURE ENJOYING IT IF YOURE ENJOYING IT
Anonymous No.723606838 [Report] >>723606975 >>723606984
>>723606414
annd, just bought it, downloading now. Can't believe people really payed 500 for pocketshit. Pretty embarrassing like wtf?
Anonymous No.723606863 [Report]
>>723606243
gamefreak be like
>best we can do is a system that is best utilized by spamming all skills on cool down even if they are ineffective, it's not like you're losing a turn
Anonymous No.723606975 [Report]
>>723606838
They are poor Stockholm Syndrome victims there are no other explanation to this phenomenon
Anonymous No.723606984 [Report] >>723607168
>>723606838
$0.03 has been deposited into your Bandai Namco account.
Anonymous No.723607060 [Report] >>723607175 >>723607458
>>723585093
>nooo you have to make a giant empty world like everyone else!
Anonymous No.723607135 [Report] >>723607638
>>723606414
All the digimon are just theropods...
Anonymous No.723607168 [Report]
>>723606984
u mad pokegoy?
Anonymous No.723607175 [Report]
>>723607060
>small empty open world better
Anonymous No.723607339 [Report] >>723607594 >>723607613
My theory is that the reason it came out so shit is precisely because it had such a massive budget and is such a flagship franchise. There's probably layers and layers and layers of middle managers and money men constantly meddling with it. There's hundreds of people getting paid a salary for the game, but the actual work is only being done by like 20 overworked dudes. Corporate bloat is a hell of a drug.
Anonymous No.723607458 [Report]
>>723607060
As because they can't make semi open world areas outside the god damn city. What are you 5 and have never played a single game outside of Tendyturds?
Anonymous No.723607594 [Report] >>723607727
>>723607339
>My theory is that the reason it came out so shit is precisely because it had such a massive budget
It had 13 mil budget it's not massive it's tiny budget, they would be incapable of making anything good even with 300mil.
Ubisoft 2 decades ago could make much better game with cool cites and semi open world for $15mil no problem. it's just pure incompetence that is at fault.
Anonymous No.723607613 [Report]
>>723607339
pokemon doesn't have a super high budget, the games make up a small portion of what the actual brand rakes in through toys, merch, anime, cards, etc. it's basically just another marketing arm to sell what they really prioritize. can they push for the games to have a higher budget? sure. do they need to? not really. and from a business standpoint, why would you?
Anonymous No.723607638 [Report]
>>723607135
Dinos are ultimate predators on our planet. Womenmons are too weak, they need go back to the kitchen.
Anonymous No.723607690 [Report] >>723608371 >>723610238
Anonymous No.723607727 [Report]
>>723607594
ac1 is total dogshit and is mogged by za lmao
Anonymous No.723607745 [Report]
>>723585157
Is that fucking Ben Ten?
Anonymous No.723607936 [Report]
>>723602416
haha WOW this made me think of making custom maps in Battle for Middle Earth 2's editor
Anonymous No.723608045 [Report]
>>723606185
She wears shorts, I find her sexo
Anonymous No.723608228 [Report]
It grew on me
Anonymous No.723608253 [Report]
>>723584317 (OP)
SOVL
Anonymous No.723608371 [Report]
>>723607690
>An overpriced butchered mess of my favorite franchise? YABBA DABBA DOO I LOVE YOU NINTENDO
Anonymous No.723608881 [Report]
>>723606165
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
Anonymous No.723610238 [Report]
>>723607690
>still eating shit