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Anonymous No.723618819 [Report] >>723618873 >>723619072 >>723619163 >>723619219 >>723619717 >>723619884 >>723620563 >>723623510 >>723626441 >>723628143 >>723631021 >>723635509 >>723638260 >>723638427
I miss Lara Croft
Anonymous No.723618873 [Report] >>723618939 >>723620117 >>723623510 >>723624678 >>723629375 >>723635509
>>723618819 (OP)
>boomers jacked off to this
Lamo
Anonymous No.723618939 [Report]
>>723618873
based
Anonymous No.723618948 [Report] >>723619053 >>723619072 >>723626501
>zoomers jack off to this
Lamo
Anonymous No.723618978 [Report]
IMAGINE games network??? I thought it was international
Anonymous No.723619053 [Report] >>723623552
>>723618948
Only the guro devs and horse fans (no not those ones) (no not those ones either) jack off to that. Zoomers go for Fortnite emotes.
Anonymous No.723619072 [Report]
>>723618819 (OP)
>>723618948
both are ugly tbdesu
Anonymous No.723619163 [Report]
>>723618819 (OP)
Who doesn't?
Anonymous No.723619219 [Report] >>723619657
>>723618819 (OP)
A reminder that she eats beans on toast on a daily basis, which means she farts a lot
Anonymous No.723619657 [Report]
>>723619219
Even when exploring ancient ruins?
Anonymous No.723619717 [Report] >>723624851 >>723629324
>>723618819 (OP)
BUILT FOR BWC
Anonymous No.723619884 [Report]
>>723618819 (OP)
You don't have to miss her, just play the dame games.
Anonymous No.723620117 [Report] >>723620472
>>723618873
At least we do not glorify sexual impotence or asexuality like zoomers do.
Anonymous No.723620472 [Report] >>723631337
>>723620117
Tell that to actual cuck fetishists. More popular with oldies. What's wrong with asexuality?
Anonymous No.723620563 [Report] >>723621069
>>723618819 (OP)
Imagine how hairy she is...
Anonymous No.723621069 [Report]
>>723620563
You can see her entire body and she is hairless.
And a heiress.
Anonymous No.723622104 [Report] >>723622361
Need Polygonal Pussy
Anonymous No.723622361 [Report] >>723623441
>>723622104
Wouldn't it cut you?
Anonymous No.723623441 [Report]
>>723622361
No but it'd feel like fucking cardboard boxes with a skin texture.
Anonymous No.723623510 [Report]
>>723618819 (OP)
>>723618873
this never happened
gaming has always been left wing, you chuds have never been welcome
Anonymous No.723623552 [Report]
>>723619053
>Only the guro devs and horse fans (no not those ones) (no not those ones either) jack off to that
I keep Zoom Raider installed just to jack off to her pained moans and gurgles, because I hate women.
Anonymous No.723624678 [Report] >>723624746 >>723625783 >>723626227 >>723631274
>>723618873
>boomers jacked off to this
pyramid tits > post-op tranny lara
Anonymous No.723624746 [Report]
>>723624678
Anonymous No.723624851 [Report]
>>723619717
DUKED
Anonymous No.723625783 [Report] >>723627109 >>723629214
>>723624678
>she's never coming back
i hate this timeline so much
also the fucking irony of calling her "feminist" when she's constantly fucking crying and talking about her parents instead of being her own person and actually confident
Anonymous No.723626227 [Report]
>>723624678
This type of writing makes me want to puke
Anonymous No.723626441 [Report] >>723627498
>>723618819 (OP)
Uh... you guys called the Tomb Raider remakes woke just a year or two ago...
Anonymous No.723626501 [Report]
>>723618948
Zoomers jack off to fortnite
Anonymous No.723626707 [Report]
If only you knew how bad things really are
Anonymous No.723627109 [Report] >>723627641 >>723628352
>>723625783
>constantly fucking crying and talking about her parents
Women can have issues, that doesn't make it nonfeminist. Just makes it fucking annoying. I guess they thought she needed more going on than looking good (evidently) and raiding tombs.
Anonymous No.723627498 [Report]
>>723626441
No I didn't. I'm /v/, and I didn't say that.
Anonymous No.723627641 [Report]
>>723627109
the problem is she was basically the opposite before, they made her look weak and pathetic compared to the original and call it an improvement and empowering
Anonymous No.723628143 [Report]
>>723618819 (OP)
I miss game journalists being irreverent.
Anonymous No.723628352 [Report]
>>723627109
I liked when Lara was a slightly sadistic arrogant character. Toby Gard was the first to play revisionism with Tomb Raider Anniversary where he made her into a soppy girl who had a panic attack when forced to kill someone (come on, if Indiana Jones can ice a guy without having PTSD, then so can Lara). He was a co-creator, yes, but he left after the first game and said he was unhappy with subsequent portrayals, yet if you look at how Lara is portrayed in the first game's cutscenes, there's consistency with how she's portrayed in Tomb Raider 2, 3, 4. He just straight up revisioned his own (co) creation and then claimed he'd always intended her to be that way. This set the stage for future changes. Bizarrely, as she got more "masculinized" in appearance, she became more "feminine" in behavior and less of the snarling tomboy aristocrat she was originally. I liked her better when she was almost psychotic and adjacent to a quipping Bond character. She's straight out of a comic book. Having her get into "realistic" survival situations with crafting is just missing the point.
Anonymous No.723629214 [Report]
>>723625783
She's coming back if the fed doesn't blink and keeps interest rates at a reasonable level.
Anonymous No.723629324 [Report]
>>723619717
I would be feeling up her armpits as well
Anonymous No.723629375 [Report]
>>723618873
I know this post is ironic but current gen is literally into bbc and tranny shit
Anonymous No.723631021 [Report] >>723633342
>>723618819 (OP)
i miss when ign was for men
Anonymous No.723631274 [Report]
>>723624678
more like no thought of the character
Anonymous No.723631337 [Report] >>723640106
>>723620472
Tranny detected
Anonymous No.723633342 [Report]
>>723631021
>Melissa Joan Hart
>hottie
lol lmao even
Anonymous No.723635509 [Report] >>723636567
>>723618819 (OP)
>>723618873
I still remember when my big brother came home with a cardboard of that picture of Lara in 1:1 ratio
Anonymous No.723636567 [Report]
>>723635509
Can you blame him?
Anonymous No.723638260 [Report]
>>723618819 (OP)
>Naked with no shoes on
Based.
Anonymous No.723638427 [Report]
>>723618819 (OP)
Can someone edit this to remove the censorship
Anonymous No.723640106 [Report]
>>723631337
Aside from what's clearly in you head tent free, I don't concern myself with anyone not into fucking.