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Anonymous No.723630328 [Report] >>723630424 >>723630556 >>723630903 >>723630931 >>723632806 >>723632926 >>723633730 >>723633762 >>723634014 >>723634516 >>723634567 >>723634771 >>723635352 >>723638312 >>723638741 >>723638817 >>723638903 >>723640021 >>723640142 >>723640398 >>723641831 >>723644121 >>723646004 >>723646196 >>723646292 >>723646382 >>723647081 >>723647538 >>723648295 >>723649948 >>723651360
Why don’t we see Steam Adults or Sony adults? Why do only Ninteo fans act like this?
Anonymous No.723630424 [Report] >>723633762
>>723630328 (OP)
Because their life is empty and they compensate for that with this by aligning with anything that will give them a dopamine hit.
Anonymous No.723630556 [Report] >>723638273 >>723647379
>>723630328 (OP)
Apparently slants invest a lot into psychologists who know how to abuse the mechanism of imprinting in children. Actual serious investment into weaponized mental manipulation.
Chris-chan is the perfect outcome of this, but there are many millions of victims who were harmed to lesser but nonetheless significant degree.

If anyone reading this would ever have kids, don't let them near nintendo product ever.
Anonymous No.723630903 [Report] >>723634330 >>723650602
>>723630328 (OP)
>Why don’t we see Steam Adults
Go into any Steam sale thread. Thousands of people buying games just to fill up their library.
Anonymous No.723630931 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
I hope that is satire
Anonymous No.723632806 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
Sad to see people are so far gone from God's light that they would rather turn to idolatry and worship of companies than Him who made them.
Anonymous No.723632926 [Report] >>723632998
>>723630328 (OP)
>Why don’t we see Steam Adults
you mean the fat faggots that spam these boards with their gunt and cock?
>Sony Adults
we call those niggers, anon
Anonymous No.723632998 [Report] >>723633593
>>723632926
Guys can't have a gunt.
Anonymous No.723633593 [Report] >>723635078
>>723632998
Fuck off Ralph. I know that's you.
Anonymous No.723633730 [Report] >>723633898
>>723630328 (OP)
No I think Steam Adults exist. They bling out their Steam profiles and collect badges or whatever.
Anonymous No.723633762 [Report]
>>723630424
>Because their life is empty and they compensate for that with this by aligning with anything that will give them a dopamine hit.
Accurate.

>>723630328 (OP)
I think also because most adults don't give a fuck if anyone else likes what they do or knows what they do, they just do it and enjoy it and that's it.
Anonymous No.723633898 [Report]
>>723633730
Ding ding ding!
Anonymous No.723634014 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
Steam adults stuff is still there, but you gotta find the right path to it.
Anonymous No.723634330 [Report] >>723634594 >>723638349 >>723641357
>>723630903
That's not what that means, but keep coping. You don't see Sony or Steam players dressing up and having themed birthday party's at 30+ years old
Anonymous No.723634406 [Report]
>Nintendo fags be like "yeah but you guys buy games for cheap during sales"
Epic own there chuddie
Anonymous No.723634516 [Report] >>723634727 >>723635123
>>723630328 (OP)
There are plenty of steam adults on this very board. Just try recommending a game on GOG, any game. And you will get a whole bunch of steamtards telling you to pirate all gog games and only buy games on steam.
Anonymous No.723634567 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
Being a nintendo ‘adult’ or whatever is fine, I guess, but idk why people tweet shit like this. Do what you want with your money.
Like, its just weird to have to announce you simp for a company.
Anonymous No.723634594 [Report] >>723646324
>>723634330
That is kino thoughever.
Anonymous No.723634727 [Report] >>723634827
>>723634516
If there was an easier way to get steam games for free (its shady af using a steam emulator and most people don't know how to check for malware) then you would see nearly all Steam games get pirated the same.
Anonymous No.723634771 [Report] >>723636615
>>723630328 (OP)
isnt sky williams a pedophile
Anonymous No.723634827 [Report] >>723634985
>>723634727
Im not making ajudgement or piracy or talking about how easy it is, im saying steamnigs are making passionate about how all gog games must be pirated because only steam deserves your money
Anonymous No.723634985 [Report] >>723635449
>>723634827
No they pirate it because its easy. You are projecting headcanon
Anonymous No.723635078 [Report] >>723639290
>>723633593
Still not a gunt. Gunts require cunts. It's a benis (belly merging with his penis) XD FUGGGGG.
Anonymous No.723635123 [Report] >>723639661
>>723634516
I don't think this actually happens. GoG releases of games are easy to pirate so you get lazy pirates saying "lol just pirate it if it's on GoG". These people are not buying games on Steam either.
Anonymous No.723635352 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
Not a lot of people grew up PC gaming on Steam over consoles, especially during their formulative years, which is where the Nintendo adults started their relationship with Nintendo(it's the same with Disney adults growing up on Disney movies). In Europe you DO have Sony adults because the euros grew up with Sony instead of Nintendo but your average parent in America buys their kid a Nintendo because that's the kid console. Just like how you show your kid Disney movies because those are the kid movies.
Anonymous No.723635449 [Report] >>723636129
>>723634985
Coping steamnigger who is in denial about your brother
Anonymous No.723636129 [Report]
>>723635449
Whatever you say retard, keep using buzzwords to protect your fragile worldview.
Anonymous No.723636464 [Report] >>723637920 >>723640681 >>723646396
Playstation having no games means they don't have any characters and brands to form an emotional attachment to.
Anonymous No.723636615 [Report]
>>723634771
Yeah, he's a Nintendo adult
Anonymous No.723637920 [Report] >>723639020
>>723636464
Normal people and adults don't form emotional attachments to brands or fictional characters.
Anonymous No.723638273 [Report] >>723639759 >>723646004 >>723651637
>>723630556
Do they really, though? I've only seen psychologists used in companies like Riot to "reduce toxicity", and gacha companies probably have armies of them to maximize the profits on their little skinner boxes
Anonymous No.723638312 [Report] >>723640141
>>723630328 (OP)
Steam and Sony have products that cater to adult audiences, therefore the concept of a brand or platform loyalist is simply a consoomer, rather than a cult follower.
Nintendo has, and still does, cater primarily to children (under the veneer of "general/all audiences"), and very few of its products are geared towards actual adults. And the ones that are, are usually cultural and financial failures.
Especially of note, these kid-catering products are basically psychologically geared to entice those on the spectrum, since even adult autists can't help but get giddy and obsessive over childish design. It's the main reason Pokemon even still exists outside of Japan after Pokemania ended, because it hooked enough losers to justify continued localization, letting the franchise cruise along until GO reignited the phenomena for a few months.
Anonymous No.723638349 [Report]
>>723634330
Hah, I can barely get my friends to buy $2 games on Steam, much less pay for a whole console
Anonymous No.723638741 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
We see sony adults we call them snoys
Anonymous No.723638817 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
Steam users are even more down bad than Nintendo cultists by FAR
They ambush Gabe Newell to hug him, on top of the gifts, and all they look forward to in life and brag about is pointlessly throwing all their money at steam during sales. thats just the beginning too
Anonymous No.723638903 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
Because ninten-drones are sick fucks that gets off with financial domination and workshiping ruthless companies. They dont care about the games. They care about feeling like slaves on a relatively safe way, and sharing their burdern with other drones.
Anonymous No.723638961 [Report] >>723639670
>Sony adults

They're the people who buy funkopops.
Anonymous No.723639020 [Report] >>723639256 >>723646064 >>723651857
>>723637920
Then why do people bitch about Hollywood fucking up old character or restaurants changing their logos and decor or altering the formula of the brown sugar water?
Anonymous No.723639256 [Report] >>723646064
>>723639020
The last one is practical not emotional. It's not emotional to not want to drink something that tastes like shit. Same for decor, you don't want to sit in a place that looks like shit.
Anonymous No.723639290 [Report]
>>723635078
The point of the term is it looks like a pussy because the fat folds are horizontal
Anonymous No.723639370 [Report]
What's got you into this temper tantrum, OP?
Anonymous No.723639375 [Report] >>723639924
>we dont see Sony adults

Is this nigga serious
Anonymous No.723639661 [Report]
>>723635123
I buy games on Steam and steal from GOG and Nintendo. I don't steal from Sony because they have no games.
Anonymous No.723639670 [Report]
>>723638961
Those aren't Sony adults then, those are just quirky millennials.
Anonymous No.723639759 [Report]
>>723638273
We're talking about an extremely scummy company that openly engages in shit like patent trolling. Of course they're completely ruthless in their business, and do shit like that without a second through.
Anonymous No.723639924 [Report]
>>723639375
post proof, personally i have never seen one that compares to the average nintendo manchild, do they dress like crash?
Anonymous No.723640021 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
I stopped drinking water too because apparently I've got that in common with trannies
Anonymous No.723640141 [Report] >>723640286
>>723638312
there's no such thing as a game for adults unless it's literal porn pretending to be a videogame, you manchild.
Anonymous No.723640142 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
>Sony adults
you mean snoys?
Anonymous No.723640286 [Report] >>723640482 >>723640923
>>723640141
Then by your own virtues and admissions, there's no such thing as music, film/television or literature for adults unless it's literal porn.
Anonymous No.723640398 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
sunk cost fallacy. when they convince themselves that a 5+ year old game actually is still worth its full release price the only logical next step is for them to begin acting like they are morally superior to everyone else because if they stop to think about it for more than 5 minutes they kill themselves.
Anonymous No.723640482 [Report] >>723640610
>>723640286
Complete non-sequitur lmao are you retarded?
A cartoon is meant for children usually, yes. "Adult cartoons" are the byproduct of manchildren though. It's easy to spot literature or film that is meant for different audiences.
But videogames are a pasttime for children and at best early teens, just like TOYS are for children and for early teens. The medium itself was created and is intrinsically childish.
Anonymous No.723640610 [Report] >>723640923 >>723642327
>>723640482
Animation used to be for adults, you know. It played exclusively in cinema.
Then TV cartoons happened and Fred Flintstone was advertising smokes to kids, and it all went downhill from there.
Anonymous No.723640681 [Report] >>723640929
>>723636464
That's a part of it. Honestly, I think it's a lot harder to form that sort of brand attachment today too. In the past it worked better because of how short dev times were 2 years in between games was a lot different than 8 years.

The games managing to win over kids are live service titles that they can play for 7 or 8 years instead like Fortnite or Roblox. Zoomers followed the Blizzdrone model instead of the Nintendo adult model, which is why so many of the Nintendo adults are millennials.
Anonymous No.723640923 [Report] >>723644009
>>723640286
the reason most women's vaginas get dry when you tell them you play videogames is exactly because the target audience is children. Women find anything related to childhood endearing, but romantically off-putting.
That's also why they find your model trains collection off-putting, or your k-pop idol worship off-putting. This does not mean they might not engage in similar activities themselves, but because they are seen as childish they identify you immediately as a creep.
Videogames are for children, hating Nintendo games won't make you look like a grown-up any more than loving dark souls or the latest DEI slop will.

>>723640610
The fact it played in cinemas does not make it for adults lmao quite the opposite. The difference was that they were made for families, so themes could be a little more mature not to make the parents fall asleep, but just barely more mature.
Nowadays parents do not participate (unless it's childless manchildren) and entertainment is used to separate the children from the parents so they can stop pestering them, hence they can be more self-aware.
Anonymous No.723640929 [Report]
>>723640681
>Fortnite
Not even that anymore, kids straight up don't give a shit about Fortnite because they won't do collabs with all the brainrot they're attached to, like Digital Circus, Italian Brainrot and all the dipshit mascot horrors.
That's why all the Fortnite collabs are millennial pandering now, it's the only way the game can stay alive.
Anonymous No.723641357 [Report] >>723651714
>>723634330
Bro this video is almost a fucking decade old at this point. Get some new material already
Anonymous No.723641831 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
people use steam and gog because they're cheap and more convenient (not convenient, just more convenient) than the rest of the garbage storefronts
Anonymous No.723642327 [Report] >>723642470
>>723640610
Stop responsing to bait.
Anonymous No.723642470 [Report]
>>723642327
Nigga /v/ is ALL bait when it's not pornography.
Anonymous No.723644009 [Report]
>>723640923
God, being a stepdad must be hell on earth
Anonymous No.723644121 [Report] >>723646039
>>723630328 (OP)
tendie mind virus
Anonymous No.723646004 [Report] >>723646543 >>723646583
>>723630328 (OP)
I think its something like:
>make many IPs that cater to kids and a general audience too (simple enough for kids, but fun enough for anyone)
>keep doing this over the years
>kids grow up, still playing the games because they are still fun
>aggressively take advantage of this by slowly releasing inferior or more expensive products with less quality
>slowly boil the fans
>they deny this is happening because Nintendo wouldn't do that to me, there is no proof, etc.
>they take their misaligned aggression out on people crapping on them, Nintendo, and the games
>this keeps going on and on as the aggression and loyalty becomes worse like battered wife syndrome
>they mask the charade by going deeper into their love of the franchises
And its totally fine for people to like Nintendo games of course, this isn't about them. This is for people in the OP pic who behave like Nintendo can do no wrong. He is exaggerating it, but there are people like that which exist. I hope they can snap out of it some day.
>>723638273
Not that anon, I don't have any proof myself. However, stores use them to adjust store layout in order to encourage people to buy more. I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo and other companies use similar tactics.
Anonymous No.723646039 [Report]
>>723644121
What a horrible case of NDS. You need treatment asap.
Anonymous No.723646064 [Report]
>>723639020
Because no one likes to see beautiful things turned ugly. No one who isn't a piece of shit anyway.

>>723639256
Exactly.
Anonymous No.723646153 [Report] >>723647068
you literally do. Sony fanboys are some of the most rabid consumers. The PS5 was out of stock for a year, in spite of no games.
Anonymous No.723646196 [Report] >>723650435
>>723630328 (OP)
Try criticising Valve at any time on /v/ or any forum and you'll get dogpiled by Steamies
Anonymous No.723646292 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
I just wish this guy (and his playstation equivalent) didn't post on /v/ 24/7 365
Anonymous No.723646324 [Report]
>>723634594
>That is cringe thoughever
ftfy
Anonymous No.723646382 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
this guy is a homosexual pedophile and does not represent normal Nintendo fans. No seriously, look him up.
Anonymous No.723646396 [Report]
>>723636464
they're attached to the ones from 20+ years ago, namely FF7 and MGS.
Playstation doesn't have games *now*, so they just go online and yell at people enjoying other things.
Anonymous No.723646543 [Report]
>>723646004
it's what kids imprinted and grew up on, so they develop this "lifelong gratitude" to a corporation. eventually it takes over their identity and the company's wellbeing becomes personal, just like a team's performance
basically, their brains are colonized by a corporation. brand loyalty is a terrible poison for the mind, but it's a simple phenomenom, really
Anonymous No.723646583 [Report]
>>723646004
>I wouldn't be surprised if Nintendo and other companies use similar tactics.
Some companies(gacha ones and live service operators) have hired psychologists in the past in order to figure out how to best trick players into spending. So it's absolutely a thing, before that a lot of devs would just add systems they themselves found addicting because they were making games they wanted to play. That's how you got Diablo, Everquest, etc.

I'm not sure if Nintendo specifically was using psychologists to target kids or if the hype was all organic, but Mario 3 and Pokemon were major cultural touchstones in the west. Nintendo had kids wrapped around their finger during those 2 moments.
Anonymous No.723646723 [Report] >>723646878
I have no loyalty to anyone or anything. The idea of being loyal to a company is so laughable its pathetic.
Anonymous No.723646878 [Report]
>>723646723
I'm more loyal to the platonic forms of the things I like, than I am to a specific company.
"Liking Nintendo" isn't just liking Nintendo. It's also liking fan made games, that Nintendo actively tries to shut down.
Nintendo the company can suck a dick, frankly. they aren't even Nintendo fans.
Anonymous No.723647068 [Report] >>723647232
>>723646153
>The PS5 was out of stock for a year, in spite of no games
Pretty sure that’s just called “making a great system.” Certainly can’t say the same about the switch 2 which is well in stock everywhere (because no one’s buying it)
Anonymous No.723647081 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
didn't this guy get cancelled for assaulting young boys or something like that?
Anonymous No.723647232 [Report]
>>723647068
>making a great system
I've got one. It's noisy, stupidly shaped so you can't put it anywhere, has mandatory installs, an annoying account system, tries to steal your card details, they moved the start and select buttons to add a stupid touch pad, and it has no games.
I hate this thing.
Anonymous No.723647379 [Report]
>>723630556
>how to abuse the mechanism of imprinting in children
>making actually good games
Heh
Anonymous No.723647538 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
>Why don’t we see Steam Adults or Sony adults?
The only ones that truly exist are Sony adults, that's why the Pegasus Nation was created.
Nintendo and steam adults don't because they don't care for the companies.
Anonymous No.723648295 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
Sony adults do exist and act like this, but you don't hear about them because they're either actual niggers or aren't tech savvy enough to post outside of Facebook.
The most famous catholic (1889-1945) No.723649813 [Report]
Niggers
Anonymous No.723649948 [Report]
>>723630328 (OP)
We see plenty of Sony adults, they shit themselves and have a turbo-meltdown whenever Sony ports another game to PC.
Anonymous No.723650435 [Report] >>723650558
>>723646196
i legit cant recall any Valve mistake other than paid mods
Anonymous No.723650558 [Report]
>>723650435
You literally don’t own anything you buy on steam.
Anonymous No.723650602 [Report]
>>723630903
> spending 5 good boy bucks vs 70 good goy bucks means youre a steam adult
Retards like you deserve to be fleeced
Anonymous No.723650897 [Report] >>723651004 >>723651028 >>723651161
I have hacked every Nintendo console I own and pirated the games since the Nintendo DS. I only play PC and Nintendo, does this make me a Nintendo adult?
Anonymous No.723651004 [Report]
>>723650897
Ye
Anonymous No.723651028 [Report]
>>723650897
It's irrelevant
Anonymous No.723651161 [Report]
>>723650897
Basically anything that isn't the blue one makes you a Nintendo adult.
Anonymous No.723651360 [Report] >>723651762
>>723630328 (OP)
Nintendo has been around for a long time, you could easily argue that they saved gaming back in the day. For some people this has bought them infinite good will.
You could also argue that someone else could have come around and saved gaming, and that it was inevitable that such an interactive medium would gain a sizeable fan base
Anonymous No.723651637 [Report]
>>723638273
I remember one of Greeces financial ministers used to work at Valve figuring out how to best manipulate people into spending money onto hats and shit. Even said during some conference that no matter how you look at it, it's always a net negative for the spender, yet they keep doing it.
Anonymous No.723651714 [Report]
>>723641357
How about this?
Anonymous No.723651762 [Report]
>>723651360
>For some people this has bought them infinite good will.
Nah, if that were the case their sales wouldn't fluctuate so wildly over the years.
Anonymous No.723651857 [Report]
>>723639020
Because it’s a directly political attack?