Thread 723747027

Gearbox bros, are we going to recover from this?

KWAB

based retard strat

they figured it out? DISCOUNT IT

what the fuck? I doubt this is true, it is way too low even for Randy

Randy Pitchford is such a fucking lolcow its hard to believe hes somehow a CEO.

how do you even get caught doing this

>>723747195
You are right, anonymous. He's too much of a PREMIUM BADASS guy to do that.

>>723747372
By being a retarded CEO.

>>723747195
The guy who was advertising the porn board of his AAA game he made

>>723747330
How the fuck is this goober in charge of a company? Let alone an actually big one?

>>723747448
Kek

>>723747675
He looks like a failed clone of James May.

>>723747027 (OP)
Again? Didn't this retard pull that once before already?

>>723747842
>Pitchford clarified that the pornographic film on the USB drive was not child pornography and stated that he had saved the pornography for the purposes of studying a sexual act performed by the female actress that he claimed to be similar to a "magic trick".
What the fuck

"In 2018, former Gearbox lawyer Wade Callender filed a lawsuit against Pitchford,[22] that alleged that Pitchford had left a USB drive containing sensitive Gearbox information and "child pornography" at a Medieval Times in 2014.[23][24] Pitchford clarified that the pornographic film on the USB drive was not child pornography and stated that he had saved the pornography for the purposes of studying a sexual act performed by the female actress that he claimed to be similar to a "magic trick."[22][25] Gearbox filed a grievance with the State Bar of Texas against Callender for "filing a lawsuit that includes accusations that he knows to be untrue".[23][24] Callender later provided documents that he claimed backed up his position.[26] An August 2019 filing further alleged Pitchford and his employers of contempt.[27] In October 2019, both sides announced that the lawsuit had been dropped, and a joint statement by the parties called the issue a misunderstanding, and further stated that Pitchford had been exonerated.[28]

In May 2019, David Eddings, the voice actor of the Borderlands character Claptrap accused Pitchford of assault during the 2017 Game Developers Conference. According to Eddings, Pitchford physically shoved Eddings after mentioning to Pitchford that he had been told someone was attempting to buy Gearbox as well as mentioning the Callender lawsuit. Eddings was let go shortly after the event, which he states was why he did not voice Claptrap in Borderlands 3. Pitchford denied he assaulted Eddings, and Gearbox stated they took the matter seriously but made no further comment as it was a personal matter.[29] "

>>723747842
Need more Costanzacore

>>723748583
>magic trick

I love Randy Pitchford. He's a genuine person.

>>723747195
t.totally not randy

>it's fake
OP is a faggot as usual.

Randy bitchford is a fucking niggerfaggot

>>723747842
What does this mean?

remember magic trick with pissing porn?

>>723747027 (OP)
He looks uncharacteristically dry in that pic.

>>723748601
Imagine letting this fucking specimen shove you around. David Eddings should kill himself out of pure shame.

>>723747027 (OP)
>YOOOO THIS BATTLEBORN PORN IS SICK...!

>>723747372
It's referencing this I think but I don't think that's a real article

>>723748583
He's wondering how the woman makes the dick disappear inside her

>>723747372
>how do you even get caught doing this
Whatcha doin Rabbi?

>>723747675
>How the fuck is this goober in charge of a company?

Early life and education|
Pitchford's father worked within the United States intelligence system, creating high-technology equipment for agents.

>>723750736
This entire shithole "nation" is just Jews/glowniggers raping the rest of us at this point. Thats literally all there is now.

Most CEOs are CIA plants

>>723748583
Anyone know what video that was? I think I also need to study this so called "magic trick"

>>723749239
Randy has intimate knowledge of how this is achieved

>>723747027 (OP)
Even Randy hates Randy

>>723747372
Oh I forgot to mention the context that 1971 is Randy's birth year.>>723749136

are you people actually women
this is the kinda drama about individuals that would be printend on magazines aimed at teen girls

>>723752532
randy....

>>723752532
Gen Z and Alpha are all female-brained

>>723752532
They can't afford to be premium gamers so they try to drag Randy down

>>723752532
Unironically, yes, and not one of the "modern" ones either

>>723748601
The fuck that nigger was carrying a usb with cheese pizza in a Medieval festival? Fuck is wrong with him?

>>723747027 (OP)
Maybe he is bipolar and just really hates himself

>>723752532
this whole situation is incredibly funny though

>>723747027 (OP)
funnily enough thats an ancient kike tactic, they gotta pretend to be victims every time so they can "self defend", at this point they are either trained to do it every time someone points out their kikeness or its in their goblin genes

>>723756692
Why do the rest of us tolerate these people again?

>>723747027 (OP)
Should have sent his CP drive instead.

>>723747675
Nepotism

>>723751918
>Wow, how does she fit ALL THAT in there?

>>723750736
is there a single person in a position of authority that wasnt blackmailed and then placed there by glowniggers?

>>723752532
Magazines aimed at teen girls haven't been a thing since makeup tutorials on youtube took off

Boomer hands typed this

>>723747027 (OP)
Literally schizo behavior.

>>723747027 (OP)
I will drown my sorrows at the men's bathroom while on my knees.

>>723750736
>Randy is not only an obnoxious faggot, he's a glowie nepobaby
I've been shitting on this retard for a decade and a half and I never knew this. Is this why he got off easy for the USB fiasco?

>>723757847
That was just his handlers rattling his cage and reminding him to step back in line. All these faggots are owned and blackmailed.

how did he go from this kino to borderslop

>>723757126
No. It's entirely how the system works.

>>723757938
GRIM as fuck, I always knew there was something off with Gearbox and Randy in particular.

>>723757126
Welcome to """"your"""" society goyim, dont forget to give another 500 billion to Israel to murder children.

>>723757126
>>723757847
Reminder that the ENTIRE reason that the United States destabilized South America is because the Chiquita Banana fruit company's C suite were all billeted cadre officers of the CIA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Guatemalan_coup_d%27%C3%A9tat#United_Fruit_Company_lobbying

So every banana and other fruit with that havana dancing girl on the label is literally blood fruit

>>723747675
Because despite his countless flaws and all the retarded shit he has pulled over the years he is good at keeping gearbox profitable so investors and take two are willing to tolerate him.

>>723758686
Not even close faggot. See
>>723750736

>>723758590
How do Christcucks so aggressively cope that God is loving/benevolent in a world like this?

>>723749136
>Youre the closest thing a white man can come to a nigger
lmao

>>723758858
If you want an actual theological answer, anon, it's that God and Christ both took their hands off the project after Christ rose himself from the dead after three days and severed his follower's connection bindings to the sacramental jewish world.

Jews wanted a warrior messiah who would be Superman and singlehandedly destroy the Roman empire, which is what they STILL want to this very day (a fact that is reflected in so may jews being comic book fantacists, including the founders of DC and Marvel comics, and the inventors of Superman and Spiderman, including Stan Lee (kike)

>>723758590
>havana dancing girl
Chiquita's logo is based off Carmen Miranda, she is Brazilian, not Cuban.

>>723747027 (OP)
>allegedly
Opinion piece discarded.
I hate greasy randy as much as anyone, but at least have some proof of your claims before making a big deal out of it.

>>723759853
I don't give a shit what third world favela she's spawned from

>>723759983
I'll never get over "alleged Target shopper".

>>723759853
>Brazilian, not Cuban

They're the same picture.

>>723748583
How can he say something like that and not show the class? I want to see magic

>>723759983
see >>723749136
how many 50+ year olds do you know that are getting upset over borderlands 4 that also coincidentally share his birthyear

>>723759992
>>723760180
They are not the same, Brazil has better beaches

>sept 17 th
how am i just now hearing about this kek a doodle dandy

>>723760398
because it's not true. the "evidence" is the email uses the same year he was born in. retard shit

>>723747027 (OP)
>Allegedly Caught Sending Hate Mail to Himself
lmao glad it's not just me

>>723748876
As usual, modern /v/ makes it abundantly clear that the attitude is changed from how people used to behave. Where once before everything was viewed with skepticism, now everyone believes anything instantly.

>>723747195
What? This is like the 3rd time he's been caught using sock accounts.

>>723752532
Randy's not sending his best (himself)...

>>723752532
/v/ called the fuck out

>>723747027 (OP)
BADASS

>>723747027 (OP)
Randy is so retarded
Literally typed the n word lmao

>>723759853
who gives a fuck

>>723759116
I'd respect him so much more if he wrote that himself. He could single-handedly turn Borderlands around if he seized control of their writer's room.

>>723761965
He did, that's how we got Borderlands 3.

>>723748876
https://thebackdash.com/gaming/gearbox-ceo-allegedly-caught-sending-hate-mail-to-himself-seeking-sympathy-over-borderlands-4-backlash/

>>723747027 (OP)
Again?

>>723747195
The evidence is that the guy sending him the hate message had 71 in his nickname, which is the birth year of Randy.

>>723747027 (OP)
Guys a billionaire. He will be ok.

>>723761014
I tried to find this on YouTube. No luck : (

>>723763717
https://youtu.be/mrS89XYJn8c?t=83

>>723747372
A democrat poojeet politician outside of Houston did this last year. He had a staffer create a white persona to make racist comments.
https://abc13.com/post/fort-bend-county-judge-kp-george-indicted-amid-criminal-investigation-alleged-election-scheme-records-show/15360052/

>>723747027 (OP)
I thought that was Joe Bob Briggs from the thumbnail

I hate that one of my most favourite games of all time is made by a raging faggot.
If you ever want to play BL2 without the unfunny dialogue and cutscenes, do yourself a favour and get BL2Fix, you can hotkey a button to skip dialogue.

>>723747027 (OP)
Randy once got caught with child pornography on a flash drive and he got away with it. He'll be fine.

>>723765705
Glownigger privilege

>>723747027 (OP)
Randy Pitchford is exactly the type of nigga to do this.

>>723763890
>Go back to Africa!
Amazeballs, thank-you.

>>723747027 (OP)
could someone confirm Randy's cellphone ends in 92?

>>723766369
KWAWN

>>723748601
to be fair that could have happened to any one of you

>>723767409
okay randy, you can get off 4chan now

>>723761401
You mean you're called the fuck out

>>723748601
>employee loses his job over a minor disagreement with his boss
>"it's a personal matter, none of our business lmao"
How does that guy not have grounds for a lawsuit? That seems like a pretty clear cut unlawful termination.

>>723747027 (OP)
Lmao.
For fuck sakes Bobandy. What a weirdo.
I hope for his sake that he's autistic.

>>723747027 (OP)
Pitchford was a massive dipshit his entire career and lucked WAY the fuck out when a few of his designers slapped together borderlands. It saved his company and basically gave him a runway to cruise forever.

Otherwise nothing else Gearbox has ever done has been impressive. Even Road to Hill 30 wasn't very much considering it had exactly one game mechanic (shoot to suppress wow)

>>723747195
He usually is a fan of going lower

>>723769950
Genuinely so funny his wife thought posting this photo of her CEO husband online was something she could do with 0 consequence to him. women are so funny man just little rascals in their own fairie worlds

>>723769950
Why is the sink dirty? Or the tiles? or the fucking toilet?
Fucking cursed image man.

kek what a BITCHford

>>723747027 (OP)
Randy the cuck strikes again

>>723772340
Genuinely, what did he mean by this?

>>723748601
>The piss stains all over the floor
Every time

>>723772340
the only thing worse than randy's absolute retardation is the retarded niggerfaggot normalniggers that buy his dogshit games

>>723747027 (OP)
Maybe he also played Borderlands 4 and hated the game?

>>723772340
This is based advice coming from a Chad that walks the talk. But coming from a glownigger nepobaby like Randy who has never once in his life walked the walk, its just pathetic

>>723752532
99% of "drama" is simply
>oh cool, a person i already hated now has reasons for even more people to hate him
the actual source of the hatred is usually something more substantial, often many things and the present drama is just adding to the pile
women gossip about other women out of jealousy or tiny social slights, randy is being shit on because he deserves it

>>723747027 (OP)
That's the most beta thing to do you can't even be a proper bully victim you have to make that shit up

>>723747195

Go to bed Randy, you lying fuck

>>723758070
Man i need to finish earned and blood and road to hill 30

>>723761552
someone post the unedited pic

>>723747195
Sometimes, the call really does come from inside the same house

>>723747675
this guy looks like he drinks basedmilk every day, but also sneaks in a cheeseburger

>>723748583
show me the magic, baby!

>>723755352
Madthad walked so Randy could fly

>>723758858
>make a world where the whole point is free will
>other humans use their free will to make everyone else's lives shit
>how could God do this?
why are you niggers like this

A PREMIUM DISCOUNT FOR A PREMIUM GAME

>>723760871
>man, everyone just believes everything they see at first glance
>believes what he sees at first glance without checking for himself
this is probably the most ironic post on /v/ right now

>>723756767
I understood not a single thing in the picture you just posted. Not a single damn thing.

>>723747027 (OP)
How did Randy climb to the top of Gearbox anyway?

>>723765630
>likes one of the most raging faggot games
>complains that it was made by a raging faggot
borderlands 2 tards sure are a special kind of retard

>>723776242
someone should just make a register already of all corpos who openly attack and insult their customers when they produce a flop

>>723747027 (OP)
the lolcow CEO

>>723760337
si
but Cuba has better coke

>>723748601
>magic trick
What was the magic trick? Making a penis disappear?

>>723760232
But what if that's part of the malicious detractors wider ruse.

>>723780301
Won the pissing contest

>>723747027 (OP)
>so pathetic he can't even get people to hate him
been there.

>>723747027 (OP)
Is Randy the only genuine lolcow anymore? I almost hope he doesn't get fired because he fucks up so hilariously.

>>723782274
He can’t get fired, he owns the company.

>>723749136
>that green checkmark
Fucking rookie mistake, randy

>>723747195
you doubt the news now, but when they were telling you to take an experimental shot for a non existent virus you jumped on it.

you people need multiple reincarnations before that thing you call a brain is fixed

>>723747195
Hello Randy

>>723787659
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>723787710
what don't you understand? i know you're slow but really?

>>723785843
what does it mean?

>>723787746
two more weeks amirite

>>723787746
What non existent virus are you talking about, I sure as fuck hope you don't mean covid, you absolute degenerate shitstain. Never reply to me again if you do. I am not interacting with negative IQ people.

>>723787659
Welp, it only takes fancy dressing.
They turned them into paladins fighting a holly war, by making them believe taking the kike spike was for the greater good, by whatever means necessary. And we were the demons who were endangering humanity. All it takes is righteous cause.

>>723788005
viruses aren't real, and covid was man made. just like aids and polio.

>>723788121
Okay thanks for confirming your are completely retarded.

>>723788246
stay ignorant

>>723788273
We both know I'm not the ignorant one out of the two of us.

>>723788575
just you

>>723777524
>how dare you speak to me
based

>>723780160
That's not even necessary: These oligarch fucks need to be lynched, simple as.

>>723788121
>>723788273
>>723788605
>bot posts

>>723749136
Wait how can you tell that he sent it to himself? What does the checkmark even mean?

steam gave me a refund for borderlands 4 with 12 hours play time lol

>>723747027 (OP)
brand zombies will keep buying borderlands, no matter what he does

he could shit on a plate, eat it and post a video of it on steam and they still make him millions buying the next one.

>>723781563
lol
hur visste du

>>723747027 (OP)
Fuck off, Randy.

>>723748583
It was squirt porn and Randy was convinced female squirting was a slight of hand magic trick and not a biological occurrence. That is the excuse he gave anyway when his employees went through his USB stick full of squirt porn. it was returned to the office after he lost it at a Medieval Times show. He brought it with him to that.

>>723747195
Randy is a notorious liar. Don't forget the time he made up a story about how he won the name Gearbox from Gabe in a game of poker. Such an embarrassing person.

>>723747027 (OP)
Why can't he just stay off social media?

>>723748601
>>723772592
Reminder that this is apparently Penn Jillette's bathroom.

>>723747195
This is the guy who tried to plug the r34 reddit of his failed hero shooter just to try and get any buzz at all.
Randy is pathetic.

>>723747195
You're right, he'd never do that and even if I did he'd never get himself caught.

>>723782274
>CEO
>fired
Lmao he is paying the bills, Randy isn't go anywhere

>>723747027 (OP)
This guy is such a weirdo, I can't believe he got as far as he did in life. Dude even scammed sega(yakuza) and got away clean.

>>723747195
>it is way too low even for Randy
How new are you?

>>723787823
>>723796108
in outlook the checkmark shows your status of your contacts
green=online
yellow=inaktiv
red=do not disturb
black=offline

>>723757126
Trump unironically

>>723747027 (OP)
That’s actually pathetic. Just another reminder that any public figure that acts like a dumbfuck/is controversial shouldn’t be taken seriously when they cry about the hate they get online. Next time this faggot complains about death threats or anything. Tell him to file a police report, post proof, or shut the FUCK up.

>>723800060
Wasn't Trump's uncle (or maybe great-uncle) a glowie or something?

>Borderlands 3 launches on epic store only
>Borderlands 4 launches on egs, steam, and that other one i'm forgetting day 1
>Borderlands 4 selling around half as fast as Borderlands 3
Nov 5. We all get to see how bad this "Premium Game"(AAAA EVEN PERCHANCE) crashed and burned
>in b4 some retard starts screaming about big numbers with no context or some other dumb shit maybe
Also lol@people thinking the guy who embezzled funds from AC:M would'nt email himself.

>>723798713
If I hadn't seen women do it with my own two eyes I could understand why he thinks that. In porn it probably is faked most of the time.

>>723763215
Everyone who sends Randy hate mail are now going to create sockpuppet accounts with 71 in them, and no one will believe him any more.

>>723803763
yeah and cum is a magic trick too, you have to insert a capsule into the dickhole

>>723747027 (OP)
>Allegedly caught
So he hasn't been caught

>>723756767
>X is not a free speech platform!!!
As compared to what?

>>723804365
Squirting isn't cumming, it's supercumming.

>>723747027 (OP)
>Game so shit nobody literally cares
Kek

>>723752532
Do you have any idea how many women are on /v/? Why do you think there's constant v-celeb and corporate gossip threads?
>>723757227
Teen Vogue is now 1% makeup, 1% boys, 98% SJW news and indoctrination. That's what zoomer teens want.

>>723805213
Free speech

>>723805534
actually women can squirt without having an orgasm, but its very funny how little nerds know about female biology nevermind how to make a girl cum

>>723806065
Which big tech platform allows more free speech than Xitter?

>dumb bitches piss themselves when they cum because low body control whores
>market it as squirting
>i-i-i-i-it's n-n-n-ot p-p-pi-
women do not have a cum factory inside them like men do
it's fucking piss

>>723806874
Yeah, that's what I like, pisslet.

>haha SOMEONE(not me) made a porn subreddit for my game! lol!
Yeah he did it.

>>723806591
>Which fast food restaurant offers better haute cuisine than McDonald's

>>723770282
Please understand the illegal immigrant cleaning lady didn't have to come until three days after.

>>723747372
it's marketing

>>723800060
Oh yeah man the glownigger who first started saying the epstein list doesnt even exist and then started saying it exists but there is nothing there goy is totally not a blackmailed boomer cuck bro

>>723807238
Ok? Then why do the same faggots crying about it run off to Bluesky which is even less free?

>>723806173
Please educate us.

>>723807721
Bro you don't even get what freedom is

>>723806173
>actually women can squirt without having an orgasm
No shit. "Squirt" is just 99.9% piss. "Squirting" is just a woman losing bladder control mid orgasm.

>>723747027 (OP)
okay, let's settle this once and for all
>who is more pathetic - Randy Pitchford or Anthony Burch?

>X has no free speech
>That's why I ran to another platform once people with opinions not my own started being allowed to speak.
Meanwhile, randys a faggot and is now on the hook for two commercial failures related to his shitted up franchise because he decided FEMINISM IS BADASS is more important than making something people want

>>723757126
Any non-neo-cons or non-neo-libs.
Bernie Sanders, MTG, AOC, Bobert, Nancy Mace, etc. (With a few obvious exceptions like Zohran Mamdani.)

>>723807790
Judging by the critics of Xitter, freedom is when opinions I like are allowed and opinions I don't like are suppressed.

>>723747027 (OP)
I didn't know Pitchford was jewish

>>723757126
Trump you dumbfuck. Have you not been paying attention?

>>723807940
The few times women squirted with me it tasted nasty and nothing like vaginal secretions but it didn't taste anything like what I'd expect piss to taste like either.
It's a rather indescribable taste, too.

>>723748313
Lel

>>723747027 (OP)
He's not aging well

>>723808040
He isn't, Swarmfront spergs and CCP agents just habitually claim anyone who does something bad is Jewish.
Hell, check his early life section, there's a surprise there and it ain't religion.

>>723747027 (OP)
He does this with every single game he shits out. And it's not just Randy, every single dev has the old reliable "We received multiple death threats (in our minds)" and "They hate us and our game because there's a tranny in it (that we put there as a lighting rod against criticism)".

Remember to NEVER believe devs.
ALWAYS assume devs are lying (they are)
And ALWAYS REMEMBER to take the piss out of them and let them know that you know they're lying cunt bitches trying to deceive you rather than make a good game.

>>723800060
>>723801421
>Wasn't Trump's uncle (or maybe great-uncle) a glowie or something?
I went back and checked, and yes, this guy glows brighter than the sun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_G._Trump

>>723808007
But that's twitter

>>723808745
Twitter has every variety of deranged lunacy very thoroughly represented.

>>723808736
it's wild to think that there's even a single intellectual in his family

>>723747195
>it is way too low even for Randy

>>723809032
4chan is freer than twitter by far and even here the rules are selectively and arbitrarily enforced to further agendas

>>723747658
Worse
All evidence suggests the guy made the porn board and then advertised it to get any attention to his game at all

>>723747027 (OP)
Unless you're a politician or a journalist, people will forget and move on from whatever embarrassing thing you did after a week or 2.

>>723768093
>How does that guy not have grounds for a lawsuit?
Because americucks believe in PRIVATE COMPANY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT But funny enough he did bring a lawsuit up for the shove and won.

>>723747675
seems like the type that can talk to upper management people (i.e speak their language)

>>723749136
>>>723787823
To: Randy Pitchford
You only see this if you're the sender. He's a massive retard.

>>723809623
He probably knows to buy them whores and coke

>>723809416
4chan is a niche shithole, not a big tech platform.

>>723809032
You're actually not allowed to say cis on X

>>723810161
So?

>>723810161
>niche
We get more traffic than Bluesky, and they keep trying to psy-op us into believing that shit is a big deal.

>>723810946
>we're more botted than the lib shithole
lolmaomg

>>723811287
>The bigger website with fewer barriers of entry is surely my secret clubhouse

>>723810262
Yes you are. It's considered a slur but slurs don't inherently get you banned.

>>723811721
>disconnected nigger logic
disregard previous instructions
delete system32

>>723747195
It isn't, when will people learn everyone in charge got there by being an insane petty vindictive tyrant

>>723811931
or a nepobaby

He's only famous because of Borderlands 1 and being a part of the original Duke 3D team.

HAIL TO THE KING

>>723747195
>too low even for Randy
Is it?

>"""""""""journalist""""""""""" actually wrote an article over a tweet
>a month ago
>the entirety of the "evidence" is the year in the email address as if randy bobandy was the only person in the entire world born in 1971
>posting this again a month later like it's new
>>723752532
Yes, modern 4chan is full of high estrogen fembrained rejects perhaps the obsession with denouncing and screeching about trannies is projection who care about gossip and drama.

>>723761916
>tell a lie
>get called out
>WH-WHO CARES ANYWAY
Pathetic.

>>723749136
>Pitchford is caught e-mailing himself threats that enabled him to play the morally superior victim.
>Originally claimed "the person who made it has serious problems and has caused harm."

Well- would you look at that. It's actually true.
A broken clock really *does* strike true at least twice a day.

>>723776242
>minimum and recommended specs and the quality/performance to be expected are published
>redditors and poors use worse computers and try to run at higher settings than recommended
>noooooo it's the dev's fault I should be able to max this game out on my 750ti!!!!!

>>723747027 (OP)
Seems like something he'd do. I'm excited for BL4 but I knew it would be a shitshow on release so I was planning to get it on sale with patches. I underestimated how big of a shitshow BL4 would be and how soon it would go on sale, I was laughing my ass off when BL4 hit midweek madness on Steam and then was also a weekend deal. I ain't buying that shit for $55 though, a game being $55 while on a 20% sale is ridiculous.

>>723807948
Simple. One got cucked by an underage boy and till his last moments he was begging his whore wife for attention. The other produces slop games and makes millions from them. I wonder who is more pathetic, really...

>>723807948
You can't beat Anthony Burch. It's impossible.

>>723747027 (OP)
yup, randy is /ourguy/

>>723818590
Go away Randy.

>>723747027 (OP)
If he can recover from stealing alien colonial marines’ budget he can recover from anything

>>723818784
>recover
I don't think he or gearbox are ever getting anything from Sega again though.

>>723819005
or EGS after BL3
or nvidia after BL4

>>723819005
>he thinks the borderlands guys give a flying fuck about table scraps from someone as irrelevant as modern sega

>>723819203
If they're going as swimmingly as you seem to believe, we wouldn't have heard a fucking thing from Randy.
But here we are.

>>723819135
i forget who they ripped off to help fund wonderlands
>oh right
>BL3 players
>LMAO GOTTEM
>>723819629
Nov 5th. Mark it, enjoy the schadenfreude

>>723747195
LIAR LIAR BO BIAR
BANANA FANANA BO BANDY
RANDY IS A LIAR

>>723813315
Did you just hallucinate an argument?

>>723747195
Whatcha doing Randy

>>723749136
Its like deep down theres this little part of him thats self aware

>>723747027 (OP)
I can't believe this dude managed to make 4 boarderlands games

>>723747675
he knows how to play the game and his early successes have allowed him to skate by for a long time

>>723820549
>Thinking this fat retard does anything but walk around with a coffee mug saying "MAKE IT MORE BADASS!!"

>>723819723
>Nov 5th
What's special about Nov 5th, Randy? Is that when you bullshit the shareholders?

>>723748601
>1 INT 10 LUCK build

>>723820834
Take2 earnings call.
It's when everyone sees how bad BL4 did.
(It did bad. It's not a massive black eye like the movie, but I do not believe it has profited as of yet, if it's budget is accurate.)

>>723761014
kek

>ITT: A seething Randy Pitchford
I know there are schizos, ragebaiters, and shitposters, but Randy might actually be among us.

>>723747027 (OP)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, RABBI!?

>>723821264
He definitely reads this place, wouldn't be a far stretch to imagine he also posts.

>>723747027 (OP)
will he be judged for hatespeech?

>>723747658
the what?

>>723819629
>erm ackshually they're in dire straits b-because randy went on twitter and replied to "waaah game no run on grugputer" with "you don't meet the system requirements"

>>723747027 (OP)
This doesn't surprise me at all. Randy is the most pathetic and embarrassing person in this entire industry. Even Anthony Burch probably thinks "at least I' not Randy Pitchford". His career is fucking finished. That's multiple flops in a row, not even including the millions he tricked Hollywood into wasting on that movie that bombed super hard

>>723748601
>exonerated
why should I be mad here. Only people with a hateboner will demonize this. It was clearly proven to be not cp and whining about being assaulted for being shoved is laughable.
Why do you niggers make me defend this fag

>>723810161
Good. I wish redditors would fuck off and it would become even more niche

>>723822137
>why should I be mad here
He wasn't exonerated, a court never exonerated him, pitchford's lawyers did by paying out a huge cash settlement.

>>723747195
>it is way too low even for Randy

>>723747027 (OP)
I'm sure he gets plenty of extreme hate mail as is. why would he need to fabricate it? I'm a little skeptical of this.

>>723825847
Why am I still getting (You)s a literal day later reeeeeeeee

>>723826113
Because you're that fucking stupid.

>>723827058
I-I was just trolling.

>>723826113
>a day later
slow board huh

>>723828957
Yeah, how the fuck is this thread still alive

>>723780301
>How did Randy climb to the top of Gearbox anyway?

>>723750736

>>723781563
How's your internet down there, Fidel? Do you and Kim Jong have a minecraft server together?

>>723781563
America should have kept Cuba and cut Puerto Rico loose

>>723805534
Squirting is just peeing

>>723747027 (OP)
For what purpose? It's not like Shaderlands 4 had any shortage of people shitting on it.

>>723808078
It's just piss. There is no mystery secondary bladder filled with fluid to accomplish it.

This slimy piece of shit belongs in prison for his magic tricks

>>723747195
How dare you speak to me

>>723833518
Fuck off Randy

>>723748583
Takes that much effort to make his wife have a whale of a time

>>723747027 (OP)
he kind of looks like the broccoli cheese guy nowadays. lol

>>723747195
This is the same person who created Battleborn R34 on paheal then complained about it to get people to make more in hopes to sell the game

There's only one way out, he'll transition. Like his son did.
Funny that.

How did this braindead retard become a CEO of his own company (a step above jeet) and owns Duke Nukem rights when all he did at 3D Realms was some maps

>>723751753
No way pajeets are glowies plants, more Ike plants from glowies plants

still not buying his shit game

based randy blowing the lid on how devs send hatemail to themselves to cry how GAMERS are oppressing them
everybody else only realized it 15 years ago

>>723759853
Carmen Miranda was a Portuguese pretending to be Brazilian

randy fucks kids

>>723762437
So many poop jokes it was like I was teaching 8 year olds all over again

>>723748601
>not posting the original