Thread 723801046

sticky monke

cute tongue

monkey sex

btd7 when

>>723802586
when the bloons have won

>>723802903
the bloons have won

>>723802990
not true

>>723802990
nuh uh

>>723802990
monkey city has fallen...

monkey sex

already over....

>>723809071
she's removing his soul

>>723810541
she's healing him

>>723810541
she's preparing him for rape

>>723811470
one arrow in me
all the others in the monkeys

>>723801046 (OP)
that is one sticky ass monke

>>723811470
he cute

>>723813346
really cute

>>723813331
I don't like bugs

>>723802586
Never

>>723813331
okay despite not liking bugs I got interested in the hoodie and looked it up
>Model is 5’3”/160cm and wears a size XS.
and those sleeves still look too big for her, wtf are these sizes

also
>make monkey themed outfit
>release it after halloween

>>723802586
What would they even add/change?

>>723815883
New style with big monke tiddies. Skins would fly off the shelves.

>>723815883
Exactly
JUST MAKE THE BLOONS RPG ALREADY

>>723817586
do it nk, just do it...

>>723803791
everyone is going bananas

I love monke

>>723817948
prove it, show your math

>>723818597
me + monke = love (and baby monkey)

>>723819615
he was so true and real for this

>>723819925
that pic is amazing and I love it
I feel like every ice monkey pic is amazing

>>723820674
why is blue monke so perfect

>>723821664
pumped full of love

>>723824974
is this a better or worse ice hero than silas?

I am once again demanding my nigga Fat Pussy gets buffed.

>>723826546
now that's a never ever i don't even remember the last time he was even IN a patch notes

>>723825949
At first I was disappointed he didn't have a Twink voice, but then I realized that making him squirm would be more fun this way.

>>723825949
we have Silas now and we need to make the best of him

Lost all motivation to play.
Can't even get my ass to do the current event.

>>723828735
understandable, go ahead and post monkeys then

i love monke fangs so much

>>723830219
please stay on topic
such as >>723830330

>>723830330
incisors are hot, I agree

>>723830656
here's your on-topic you son of a bitch

>>723831384
Sir, that is an apple. A fruit.

>>723831384
hmm yes it checks out

i did not know golden justice did so much BAD damage, he literally killed the r100 BAD in like 5 shots, what the fuck

>>723832094
I never buy desperado ever. I wouldn't know. He seems so weak and can't do shit on its own.

>>723832491
x4x honesty slaps the shit out of moabs and the range buff has a lot of benefits, he is expensive though

>>723832491
They made 5xx do Normal damage so now he pops leads, which means he absolutely rapes 63 solo

>>723832491
It was weak when it first came out, but it's gotten a bunch of buffs since then and it's pretty damn good now.

>>723832491
Top is pretty good for the price now
Middle has always been good but it got buffed anyways. The main thing to know about t3 and t4 is that they have high damage and low pierce so if you're breaking the outside layer on they they do a lot worse.
Bottom path does kind of suck

>>723832652
if you give him just a couple buffs he can break down moabs damn fast, his BAD damage is honestly great on his own now

>>723832094
>>723833232
I was thinking about an earlier comment, how the middle and bottom path have glowing/smoking eyes but top path doesn't. Top path has the glowing/smoking guns instead which counts for something?

>>723833482
his penis glows instead

Almost got a 2TC done on the new map (Top path Desperado and bomber ace), just need to figure out timings to fuck up the 90's.

>>723833597
Proofs?

>>723832094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TwVuh6MThA
It's kinda good

who's the most kissable monke

>>723834964
Sauda

>>723834964
this faggot monkey

>>723834964
i just have a feeling, i don't know why

>>723801046 (OP)
How the fuck are you supposed to do impoppable for something like the 4 lane map?
The best I can think of is snipers and 2 groups that each handle 2 of the lanes.

>>723833815
I'm giving up for now to get the black border and got a bottom path ace as my third tower. Will come back later to see if the 2tc is possible with Blazing sun and Tsar.

>>723838289
Which 4 lane map are you talking about? There's like 5 of them.

>>723828590
he freezes the cum jar

>>723828502
I now understand the vision
Sorry for doubting you silasfags

>>723840069
why does monke love firearms so much

The state of these threads... grim.

ded

>>723845072
maybe a little

>>723845317
I WILL SAVE YOU

>>723847250
too late, the bloons have already won

>>723847134
>Desperado not doing anything because that's Psi's bison and Psi is just off screen about to attack it and he can't do dick to stop it, spoiling the entire moment

>>723847529
she must be fucking stopped, she can't keep getting away with it

>>723847825
>she
PSI HAS A HUGE, VEINY COCK FULL OF CUM

>>723847481
Never. Never!

>>723848241
She owns one of those strap-ons that can shoot fake cum? Sorry Psi, I'm not into being pegged

>>723848447
PSI IS AN ALPHA MALE AND HE WILL RAPE YOU WITH HIS GIGANTIC COCK

>>723848837
Yes she has a gigantic strap-on, we've established this

Why are you guys talking about the gangnam style dude?

>>723849203
thread is dead, there's nothing else to talk about

>>723849203
who?

Hey you! You, the anon reading this post!
Play water park right now! Do it! It’s a great map <3 :D

>>723852569
only if we do co-op on it

>>723852683
Running intermediate impoppable until I get water park bonus
HCEPKR Chutes right now

>>723853121
Starting in about 2.5 minutes when this song ends 2/4

>>723853212
>2.5 minutes
Oh dang I just missed it

>>723853212
>look away for 5 minutes
>miss co-op
fuuuckk

>>723801046 (OP)
gay sex with all the male monkeys

>>723853460
straight sex with all the female monkeys

>>723853693
>>723853460
so true

>>723853460
>>723853693
monkey sex

GG to anon, my first co-op in like a year and first game in at least 6 months
>>723853379
>>723853453
Quarry Impoppable
HCPURA

>>723854578
Whoops I tabbed away too long
HCPVDF

>>723854646
2/4 starting in ~2 minutes

>>723854785
I need to download this patch

No co-op for me then guess I'll just DIE ALONE

>>723855154
think of the monkeys anon, they would be very sad if you died

>>723855154
I was playing STS and missed it too I can post another coop code if you want

Good Co-Op For Cool Monkeys
HCPEUX
Bazaar for bonus because the other options were Pat's Pond or Glacial Trail

did they do something to the bloons it looks like they move faster or they're in 60fps or something

>>723856337
The only thing I can think of is that bloons move faster in Hard than they do in Medium and those move faster than the ones in Easy.
But besides that nothing should have changed.

>>723856490
bloons do move faster in hard mode

>>723856531
Yes, that is what I said. What I meant is that unless anon is somehow used to Easy/Medium and hasn't played Hard in a while, thus this change is tripping him up, nothing should have changed.

this game would be more fun if it didn't have monkeys in it

>>723856651
t. bloon

>>723856651
Congrats on making the gayest post in a bloons thread, not an easy feat.

Surprised nobody has posted you know what with that OP

>>723856651
disingenuous

>>723856738
that guy went crazy and was institutionalized

>>723856738
It's because the monkey was naked

>>723856836
Here’s hoping

>>723856738
>>723856836
>>723857204
>>723857281
If you’re talking about the glue drone artist, I’m still here, just haven’t felt like drawing any of that in a while. Have this instead.

>>723858209
wtf where did you get this pic of literally me?

>>723858537
Funnily enough, the original filename of this before I was worried it’d sound cringy was just “me”

Can I get an invite into one of the teams before Boss Rush, I wasn't able to find a thread before CT ended
OARUF-RLYVV

>>723859023
I already turned the pc off but I'll save it for tomorrow so I should send the invite even if the thread dies.

>>723859023
Bruh is there still more than 1 CT team?
Are there even enough active players here for that?

https://litter.catbox.moe/4lpbw9t1f5gfi5vr.png
EVERY THREAD UNTIL YOU HATE IT OR I DRAW SOMETHING NEW

btd5 was better

>>723862654
Define better

>>723862473
Get to drawing then

>>723862473
can you make his gun like 3x bigger

>>723863527
We Must Be Better monkeys

>>723843886
>>723845072
>>723849745
maybe so, but I'll always fight for monkeykind even if it means talking about absolutely nothing
If monke has a million fans, then I am one of them. If monke has ten fans, then I am one of them. If monke has only one fan then that is me. If monke has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against monke, then I am against the world.

>>723850153
pseep pswell

>>723863972
Eventually
>>723864064
His gun gun or his penis?

>>723866340
the big iron

>>723868052
So...his cock?

>big ears and a tail
is that all it takes?

>>723870354
Unnerf my monke nigga

monkey sex

>>723871807
Nigga that’s a mouse

>>723878035
cum bubble

>>723876140
meese and monkies are allies

>>723856651
it would be better if they were goats!

>>723880428
shut up monkeyboy

>>723866340
cages suck

>>723841914
The bloons society looks like a dystopia

>>723881261
consider this:
Goat Brickell

>>723840532
Where does that guy upload his bloon stuff? I've checked his xitter, his insta and his threads and I found nothing

>>723881492
I have considered it, and I have chosen to move past it. sorry I'm just not muslim so goats do nothing for me

>>723881506
the btd6 reddit, probably

Goat Rosalia...

>>723882148
Good lord

>>723882186
I love her so much, she's the first hero I bought and the one I've been maining since

>>723859023
>>723859275
sent ;)
I think I haven't seen the person I just kicked out in a good while but if for whatever reason you want back in just say the word.

Finally gold bordered my boy wife

>>723884436
>I can't pop lead
>I can't pop MOABs

>>723886651
>

>>723886651
>he doesnt have an alch slave

>>723886651
>I refuse to do my best unless I have 20 cheerleaders around me

>>723862654
Not every tower did 5 damage with 20 pierce with rapid fire attacks in BTD5, so the bloons would put up more of a fight and you could watch the swarm thin out as they progressed along the track, now it's just Moabs and everything below gets deleted instantly.

>>723885929
>ThePrestige.png
So was the machine real or not?

>>723888096
meant for
>>723863527

>>723889107
not for her

>>723881268
If you can't appreciate a cute boy in a cage, you're not gonna make it!

>>723890903
let that cock free!

how do i not lose all motivation to play after losing a run past round 80~

>>723894972
carefully think about how much the monkeys need you and you'll feel motivated again

please buff tackzone

>>723895341
+1 Billion Pierce

>>723895451
might be usable finally

Bloons in Dead By Daylight
The collab too scary to ever be done

>>723898085
>Killer DDT
>Survivor Quincy

>>723896926
I look like this

This game is so good until you get to chimps on expert maps and have to watch this stupid YouTube chom chom just to get pixel perfect placements for your towers and he proceeds to call you lazy for not playing the game actively, which he actually does do in his videos. BTD6 elitism is crazy. I actually managed to black border most of the maps in this game but expert maps can go to hell.

>>723899959
And then you lose in the 90's because you didnt change a tower's targetting in time

>>723899959
>using guides
You didn't beat the game.

>>723901408
I mean I guess you're not wrong, but I don't hate myself enough to not use a guide.

>>723832491
He was hot piss on release. It's like A- / B+ now for most content.

>>723901620
NOOO!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ENGAGE IN A MEANINGLESS ARGUEMENT WITH ME TO KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE!!!!!!
(also doreo makes better guides)

>>723902132
>mermonke chads reminiscing how it was well-balanced and immediately loved on release
my fishy princess is simply too powerful

>>723904147
Bottom path was ridiculously strong and middle path was underwhelming
Only the best path was perfect from the beginning

>>723904668
I think top path has been overpowered from the start but not like I'm complaining

>>723904837
Never say that again or I attack
If they nerf her i finally make the LIST

>>723906724
the.. list....?

everywhere I go I get reminded of the monkey game.....

>>723910042
Throw a monkey

>>723904668
The wife path

>>723910118
rude
monkey is for holding, not throwing

>>723801046 (OP)
I just caught a bug with my booger

>>723911874
pics?

he LUSTS for POPS

You're the only real man in a village full of female and femboy monkeys and therefore you're the last hope at repopulating the village. It is your mission to impregnate every female monkey. But the femboy monkeys will not make it easy. If you waste too many loads on them, the female monkeys will make your life hell.

>>723915345
>btd7: NK has lost the plot

>>723915475
A dating sim with just enough bloon popping in between to justify calling it a sequel

I feel NK is slowly going down the path the payday 2 devs are going (I didn't say payday 3 because we will pretend it doesn't exist)
maybe we really will have a dating sim in btd6 in 15 years, screencap this post

>>723915345
I do neither because that's wasting time I could spend training to defend my village from the Bloon scum.

>>723917323
oh please, you'd crash the fuck out after like 50 rounds, you don't have it in you

>>723916003
considering bdt6 is 100% bloon popping i'm not sure what "enough bloon popping" would be

>>723915345
>>723916003
>>723916831
If Goatboy isnt hired to make the art Im not buying

A friend ask for this, so I made it.
It's not fully done yet.

>>723920271
that's based as shit, cute

underage drinking

>>723920271
Looks great, can't wait until it's finished

>>723862473
Now show his buttplug

>>723902803
I'm only missing like 2 or 3 black borders and doreo guides are great, but on these hard maps I still manage to fail using them even when it's tagged as an "easy" clear because something always goes differently than how he says it will and I don't have the patience to start the whole thing over from scratch
like last patch I tried his dark dungeon one maybe like 10 times over the course of the patch and every time something would happen differently in the 20s-30s and it's so demoralizing.

>Got the Ninja Kiwi collection because it's free
>Need a flash player to play the games.
>Game's flash player installer doesn't work.
>Flash player isn't on Adobe
>How to run flash games on steam site doesn't work because the link to the flash player is a 503
>Random shady fuck websites that make you download browsers before giving you the flash players.
>Get flash player from web archive only to find out it's not the right version.
>Finally get the right flash player from a 50GB web archive torrent containing almost every flash player in existence
>While learning how to use BitTorrent for the first time in my life
Now all that shit's out of the way, which non-Bloons game should I play first?

Wolfpack Quincy got me acting unwise.

>>723921751
SAS Zombie Assault TD

>>723921314
Perhaps.

Speaking of flash games, are Nitrome/Armor Games/Kongregate still up?
I want to go back to beat some games I played when I was younger but couldn't finish.

>>723922079
Kongregate's still up
the page looks really different though

the fall from grace he has had...

im so glad they stopped making the monkeys arousing

>>723924417
don't even joke man about it... don't even joke...

>>723859023
Oh and anon let me know if you didn't get the invite for some reason. I think I did send it.

there has to be a white edit of this

>>723929180
become the change you want to see in the world, anon

>>723932193
My liege

>>723929180
Of what?

>>723932598
Of this *unzips dick*

would you let a monke grab your nana?

>>723881741
>>723881492
alright now hang on let's pursue this thought experiment for a minute... what if brickell *was* a goat?

>>723919974
if they called i might answer
just saying for the nk employee who lurks here...

>>723868883
Both, both is good.

>>723933412
They don't call you the goat for nothing
Why is she so uptight?

>>723933412
Oh thank God I can scrap the shitty dart goat I was doing

>>723934047
Now let's not be so hasty...

>>723933412
The Brickells meeting

>>723852569
Water park shill or imposter?

>>723936330
adora's looking really weird here

>>723937326
If nobody’s been mentioning water park in the ~6 months I wasn’t posting then you know me

>>723929180
here, it's really not as erotic looking as i thought it would be, kinda just looks like... glue

>>723939028
you know how several people draw the upper tier glue gunners taking off their masks and theyre completely covered in their respective glues?
what if...

>>723939138
>you know how several people draw the upper tier glue gunners taking off their masks and theyre completely covered in their respective glues?
uh, no i don't, what the fuck are you talking about, who are these "several people"? show me any of this

Do not engage with the glueschizo(s)

>>723939028
The tank on the back also needs to be white

>>723815883
Bloon mmo, pick your class, make a custom monkey. The tenuous treaties between monkey and balloon have crumbled. Balloon animals roam the wilds, the great floating islands are ripe for conquest, and some of the rubbery fiends have made pacts with creatures of the darkness. Also a pvp mode where you work as a bloon mercenary.

>>723924161
cute tongue

monkey sex

No!

belly rubs for pat fusty

What do the bloons want anyways?

They look like bloons to you?

>>723943449
A two state solution

>>723943449
Communism.

>>723940653
that would imply he has a gallon of cum on his back

>>723943449
to rape all the monkeys

>>723943449
bloons are made by monkey deepstate to preserve the status quo.

>>723943449
The complete and utter annihilation of Monkey City.

>>723944442
>t. bloon

>>723943449
Bloons don't think, silly

>>723944416
who would want to rape a monkey?

ahhHAHAHAHA~

>>723944873
You wouldn't?

pop

>>723943449
Sex with Sauda

>>723947804
No that's just what you want

>>723817858
the only thing left is one monkey, a few darts, and a dream to reclaim your birthright

monkey sex

monkey sex (male, not gay)

>>723884014
>I haven't seen the person I just kicked out in a good while
I just checked and it's me, you're right I haven't played in a while
I'm not asking to be brought back (because I honestly don't feel the drive to play so serious anymore and shitposting in these threads is a lot more fun) and I hope the young blood has fun
if the comp teams ever stop being spineless nofun homofags I might ask to come back but I don't think that will ever happen

>>723956919
As I said if you ever want to come back you're more than welcome, no pressure. I had left the team on Casual for a bunch of weeks, only brought it back to Competitive for last week after an anon asked for it but somehow it didn't work so I was going to keep it this week too.

>>723803209
Funny, I saw a dream where I spammed Desperados

>>723943449
the monekys *were* the original aggressors...

monkey sex

>>723957916
thanks
I'm comfortable on the bench, if there's ever need for someone to fill up a place for team tickets I'll gladly join again

Clown hero that looks like the Joker. Name him Nicholson.

>>723961095
we already have a clown hero it's (You)

the monkeys make me wanna cum all over the screen

monkey sex

monkey sex

bros it's okay, sometimes it just isn't meant to be
besides there's nothing to talk about, SURELY you have something better to do than constantly necro'ing the thread

>>723979767
a threads only dead when it's dead, is it that big of a deal that it sits in the catalogue to you?

>>723979767
>t. bloon

>>723979854
it's not a big deal and if you or anyone else wants to keep necro'ing be my guest
to me it just looks like some monkeys might think that if the thread falls, then monkeytopia falls but that's not the case
I'm actually happy other people keep the thread alive with me but I don't like that tranjan might see this as a reason to delete the thread
>>723979936
never ever
pic related is me (I have not played rogue)

>>723979767
I think it might be best to move these threads to vg because at least there you don’t have to worry about bumping the thread every 20 minutes because the board is constantly having 5-20 post garbage threads constantly being made
But idk if these threads are consistent enough at this point to really necessitate that, plus everyone here bitches about vg even though the only time you need to spend off the thread is control + f’ing in the catalog

>>723981792
I'm not familiar with that board except for how mentally ill every poster there is. it might not be a bad idea but it might make things worse
there's a bloonscord but I'm the only member because nobody wants to join

>nobody fell for my bloonscord bait
:+(

NO monke sexo

>>723984607
I didn't fall for the vg one either

>>723981792
Issue is that certain threads on /vg/ have schizoposting people in them that bump their "beloved" threads all the time and leave the lesser threads in the dust

>>723983114
Idk bro I don’t use discord
>>723985352
I wasn’t baiting

>>723985453
Isnt that what were doing here

>>723985645
what we are doing is fighting against the bloons for the greater good

>>723984808
this is an actual bloon